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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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GOP infighting has turned the halls of Congress into a fight club, the U.S. and China set low expectations for the Biden-Xi meeting, and the new House Speaker took heat from his own party after passing a government spending bill with help from Democrats. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

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@bigl6322
@bigl6322 5 місяців тому
OMG!! The Bernie hand…. I’m dyin here 😅 “Socialist finger point” holy crap 😂 The writers are on fire tonight, the strike musta stoked them up, that’s some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute and Steven’s delivery was on point!
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 5 місяців тому
The delivery is what made that skit masterful…. SC delivers it better than anyone else in late nite!… easily!
@saturnv2419
@saturnv2419 5 місяців тому
Evidentially when Fetterman said Americans do not always send their bright and best, he was telling the truth.
@MariaMartinez-researcher
@MariaMartinez-researcher 5 місяців тому
People from all touristic capitals if the world agree.
@davidanderson2357
@davidanderson2357 5 місяців тому
"Evidentially"...?
@davidanderson2357
@davidanderson2357 5 місяців тому
@@MariaMartinez-researcher Err... what???
@gratefulviewer6141
@gratefulviewer6141 5 місяців тому
No worries, I had to look it up too! Meaning of evidentially in English: in a way that provides or relates to evidence (= reasons for believing that something is or is not true): Evidentially weak cases are rejected and do not proceed to a trial. If there is no confession, the facts must be proved evidentially. Related word. evidential. Thanks for this!
@hardcastle4419
@hardcastle4419 5 місяців тому
Fetterman is not bright or best.
@abthedragon4921
@abthedragon4921 5 місяців тому
"No, Kevin McCarthy has guts, what he doesn't have is balls" That was one of my favorite jokes this segment lol
@Jess-kz2wn
@Jess-kz2wn 5 місяців тому
Any one who takes a phone from Trump and listens has no guts or balls. They are just idiot rule breaker toadies.
@MrTbowow
@MrTbowow 5 місяців тому
The only show that can make me laugh at the mess our country is in. GREAT WORK Steven and writers!
@DreamsPirate
@DreamsPirate 5 місяців тому
Oh man in that case if you haven't watched it yet, try Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. You will never laugh so hard whilst slipping into an existential crisis over the state of things here in the America. It's hilariously depressing lol
@abdikadiradan1766
@abdikadiradan1766 5 місяців тому
Me too. But don't you sometimes worry when you see and hear the current state of our politics? I laughed along too mostly but as a veteran who served my country proudly there are times I shake my head in disgust in how many of our elected officials are behaving and acting lately without honor and civility, like that lunatic from Oklahoma who said his constituents send him to Washington to do just that 😢
@tuckgraph
@tuckgraph 5 місяців тому
"You stand your butt up." And the senator stands his butt up. Better than the Westminster Dog Show.
@dayegilharno4988
@dayegilharno4988 5 місяців тому
:) Too sad he got saved by the Bern...
@TheMonroemomma
@TheMonroemomma 5 місяців тому
Toxic masculinity, bad judgment, and 'roid rage on full display. What an embarrassment.
@dayegilharno4988
@dayegilharno4988 5 місяців тому
@@TheMonroemomma ...and that belt! Right up there with Ted Cruz' gogo boots :)
@thisbushnell2012
@thisbushnell2012 5 місяців тому
"If I hit him, he'd be on the ground and.... then people would like me...." is exactly what I also heard from McCarthy. 🤣🤣
@runningdpm
@runningdpm 5 місяців тому
Hearing Rep Bob Good describe the everyday operation of Congress like a football game that one side wins and the other side loses, makes it clear why it's a broken system.
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 5 місяців тому
I once had a boss that often used sports metaphors. Probably the most spineless dishonest boss I ever had.
@jabehauber
@jabehauber 5 місяців тому
"He said, Xi said" is a gold tier Dad joke. Classic.
@abdikadiradan1766
@abdikadiradan1766 5 місяців тому
"Sit down! You're a United States Senator" Said by an Independent Senator Berny Sanders, a good and courageous man.
@triciac1019
@triciac1019 5 місяців тому
He has always been amazing!
@JohnSmith-uk1vb
@JohnSmith-uk1vb 5 місяців тому
I wish that I'd realize just how amazing he is years ago. I wish everyone had.
@detectivemarkseven
@detectivemarkseven 5 місяців тому
Too bad the DNC sabotaged his previous presidential campaign
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 5 місяців тому
For those people who tell us who complain about the two party system...Bernie Sanders is proof that voting third party is not throwing your vote away!
@tinat.4508
@tinat.4508 5 місяців тому
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Biden and his administration in first 2y: 1) The American rescue plan.. 2) The Infrastructure plan.. 3) Gun safety bill.. 4) The Chips act (boom in manufacturing).. 5) The Pact act (healthcare veterans).. 6) The Inflation reduction act (allocating record funding to fight climate change, allowing governments to negotiate with drug companies to lower drug prices, capping prices for seniors - cut insulin to $35)).. 7) more than 13 million new jobs - lowest unemployment in 50y..
@lorimontcalm9086
@lorimontcalm9086 5 місяців тому
The Bernie Sanders hand skit was comedy gold.
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 5 місяців тому
Agreed….. but the delivery by SC is what made it a masterpiece!
@carriej.4120
@carriej.4120 5 місяців тому
Lol was the French fox improvised? 😂😂😂
@Tommyoda
@Tommyoda 5 місяців тому
That’s what Xi said 😂
@boboclair
@boboclair 5 місяців тому
I really want that to be a reoccurring character.
@Mostlymattie
@Mostlymattie 5 місяців тому
I chocked laughing 😂😂😂 watched it 5 times, so good 😂
@krusader85
@krusader85 5 місяців тому
Colbert's bernie impression is a work of art
@kellysantiago6871
@kellysantiago6871 5 місяців тому
"Bernie's hand" had me rolling on the floor! 😂
@beckywebb1916
@beckywebb1916 5 місяців тому
Love your Bernie Sanders impression!
@donnaarsenoff8399
@donnaarsenoff8399 5 місяців тому
Colbert doing Sanders’ hand from the side of the screen had me laughing hysterically.
@juresichj
@juresichj 5 місяців тому
Me, too! I was howling!
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 5 місяців тому
That is why SC has the best delivery in the business!
@nonya.bizness
@nonya.bizness 5 місяців тому
when i first saw the newsclip, with just bernie's hand waving around in the frame, i had the volume off but still knew who it was.
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 5 місяців тому
Yess😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 5 місяців тому
Sanders doing Sander's hand from the side of the screen had me laughing hysterically!
@Tipper1941
@Tipper1941 5 місяців тому
I love Bernie, as a person, he’s a rock and the voice of reason.❤
@alisaoliver1969
@alisaoliver1969 5 місяців тому
That hand cameo was pure gold!! 😅😅😅😅
@CH4NNELZERO
@CH4NNELZERO 5 місяців тому
Whoever came up with Thunda in the Rotunda, take a bow.
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 5 місяців тому
Thankful that the writers strike ended. Top notch comedy writing.
@mauricepowers8079
@mauricepowers8079 5 місяців тому
"When Mike Johnson reaches across the isle...his kid gets a TEXT" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MrJpierre1000
@MrJpierre1000 5 місяців тому
As a Vermonter I get a chuckle every time Stephen does his impression of Bernie Sanders.
@CbatesMusic7
@CbatesMusic7 5 місяців тому
This was one of the best Late Show monologues I've ever seen, thanks for getting us through these crazy times
@JakeBroe
@JakeBroe 5 місяців тому
I'm dying! This is the funniest monologue of the year!
@fitforfreelance
@fitforfreelance 5 місяців тому
The Sanders hand puppet! 🤣 This is better than some comedy specials
@helios7212
@helios7212 5 місяців тому
🫲🖖🤌👌🤙🫰🤟🤘👏🤣🫶👍✌️
@juresichj
@juresichj 5 місяців тому
That had me howling.
@grayhatjen5924
@grayhatjen5924 5 місяців тому
Now we know why he had such awesome mittens. Gotta protect them hands.
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 5 місяців тому
Proves that SC has the best delivery of all late nite shows!
@alejandrocastillo9209
@alejandrocastillo9209 5 місяців тому
It’s good to know our politicians have the emotional stability of an average middle schooler
@marykaylor7337
@marykaylor7337 5 місяців тому
When the US is hard to recognize anymore it is refreshing to see Steven Colbert has indeed stayed the same. Honestly that piece of stability is appreciated!
@Alcagaur1
@Alcagaur1 5 місяців тому
"Every time Johnson reaches across the aisle ... his son gets an alert on his phone" is the epitome of the Colbert brand.
@bozthescrewup410
@bozthescrewup410 5 місяців тому
Picking a fight with a teamster is bonkers 😂 that’s how you end up missing.
@JohnSmith-uk1vb
@JohnSmith-uk1vb 5 місяців тому
Maybe we can hire some Teamsters to get rid of the bad orange we have rotting our Country. 🚫🍊🤡
@diamondsmasher
@diamondsmasher 5 місяців тому
ALLEGEDLY
@meebzilla
@meebzilla 5 місяців тому
This was an exceptionally great monologue,funnier than usual. Thanks, Stephen!
@gregraj
@gregraj 5 місяців тому
The monologue writers were on fire for this one! 🔥 🔥 🔥
@wendelynanderson9517
@wendelynanderson9517 5 місяців тому
Elected officials behaving worse than children. They’re an embarrassment. Thank you Bernie for being the adult in the room.
@debb6393
@debb6393 5 місяців тому
Isn’t it great to see grown up sensible pragmatists. We’ve had enough of the childishness From our PAID representatives here in UK too. Someone called it angertainment recently but it’s not entertaining and people are being turned off.
@singingsunflower9000
@singingsunflower9000 5 місяців тому
Emotional men are dangerous
@trowawayacc
@trowawayacc 5 місяців тому
Bernie acting like an old person saved the situation.
@suzannefarrington4143
@suzannefarrington4143 5 місяців тому
@@trowawayacc Bernie was acting like a normal person.
@drdpatches
@drdpatches 5 місяців тому
& isn’t this the same elected official from Oklahoma who said their’ state not legalizing Cannabis would be, “thankful for their’ states mental health,” or some b.s. like that?
@superimpious6073
@superimpious6073 5 місяців тому
That Bernie hand puppet made me legit laugh out loud.
@beck-nightengale
@beck-nightengale 5 місяців тому
Same. I laughed harder than I expected to.
@rickcunnion881
@rickcunnion881 5 місяців тому
Channeling Soupy Sales White Fang and Black Tooth...
@tonygeorge470
@tonygeorge470 5 місяців тому
Yesterday's line was the funniest, "and if you don't sit down right now, I'm gonna redistribute the top 10% of my fist to 99% of your face!" 😂😂😂
@carriej.4120
@carriej.4120 5 місяців тому
​@@tonygeorge470lmao
@GorillaGal
@GorillaGal 5 місяців тому
one of my favorite things in the world is Stephen's imitation of Bernie Sanders.
@TheMonroemomma
@TheMonroemomma 5 місяців тому
Louis laughing is everything in this segment! I can hear the shock in his laughter, lol
@thedallasmav
@thedallasmav 5 місяців тому
Amazing monologue tonight. Stephen and the writers knocked it out of the park. And that sketch at the end was top tier comedy. Well done!
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 5 місяців тому
The delivery by SC is second to none…. Nobody comes close.
@TomSmith-jp1es
@TomSmith-jp1es 5 місяців тому
​@@Slo-rydecan you say it a third time? I didn't get it the first two
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 5 місяців тому
@@TomSmith-jp1es I did say it 3 times…. But keep stalking me on these boards… I’m sure you’ll find it 🤡
@RogerHerzler
@RogerHerzler 5 місяців тому
Never underestimate the power of Bernie’s hand! 🤌🏼
@SayHelloToOblivion
@SayHelloToOblivion 5 місяців тому
How is this guy a Senator?! I would get fired immediately and escorted off the premises by security if I acted this way. How do these people get away with this and worse things like breaking the law left and right? 😠
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 5 місяців тому
Excellent point!
@lynkissa
@lynkissa 5 місяців тому
Who guards the guardians?
@cathyronan7651
@cathyronan7651 5 місяців тому
I’m sitting here all by myself, laughing out loud. In these times, it feels so good. Great monologue!
@souhilabouchareb9386
@souhilabouchareb9386 5 місяців тому
"...Je suis un renard." Angry and bossy, of course the anonymous hand is from here. As usual, Stephen Colbert already made my day. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
@carriej.4120
@carriej.4120 5 місяців тому
The French fox lol
@camelshitonthewalls446
@camelshitonthewalls446 5 місяців тому
Having been an (outside) observer of the goings-on in USA these last years, what one sees roughly boils down to this: The left seems to be (mostly) on the right side of history and common sense, while the right seems to (mostly) have left history and common sense altogether. To condense it even further: The left is mostly right, and the right has mostly left reality.
@courtney-rw8ch
@courtney-rw8ch 5 місяців тому
👏
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 5 місяців тому
👏👏👏💯
@tinkerstrade3553
@tinkerstrade3553 5 місяців тому
Finally, someone abroad who understands American politics.👍
@dragonfox2.058
@dragonfox2.058 5 місяців тому
Well, you're wrong, they're both nutz. The Republicans want a dictator, and the Dems think men can be women if they just think it. America is screwed
@triciac1019
@triciac1019 5 місяців тому
Perfectly said.
@RippleRhythm1
@RippleRhythm1 5 місяців тому
That was one of the BEST opening monologues of any late night show. EVER.
@qiyamahl9255
@qiyamahl9255 5 місяців тому
I haven't laughed this hard at a monologue in a while lol.. Stephen Colbert you are everything 😂❤
@markzeddo6033
@markzeddo6033 5 місяців тому
This monologue was great, as always, but that ad for Patricia Corker was simply sublime.
@korinemlbernard3256
@korinemlbernard3256 5 місяців тому
The Sanders’s hand-puppet killed me 😂😅🤣👏🏾👍🏾🫶🏾🇨🇦
@pbbdmedia
@pbbdmedia 5 місяців тому
Love you, Mr Colbert. So good.
@peezim
@peezim 5 місяців тому
"punk ass congress people..." My stomach still hurts from laughing at that statement.
@Bllurr1
@Bllurr1 5 місяців тому
Always love it when Stephen can crack up Louis.
@victorzarenin9286
@victorzarenin9286 5 місяців тому
When I first heard Mullin threatened to fight I thought "Well at least that makes him less of a hypocritical little b*tch like Hawley, at least he's willing to throw down." I kind of ignored the bit where Bernie said "You're a US senator!" because I was so busy imagining the Senate just divolve into a brawl, but then I snapped out of it when Mullin said he'd bite someone. Then it hit me all at once. I just watched a senator go on TV and threaten to bite a guy. What kind of freaking cartoon ass world is this?
@your3kidding
@your3kidding 5 місяців тому
According to laalaa99stl (above), it's the Itchy and Scratchy Show
@talscorner3696
@talscorner3696 5 місяців тому
And the senate is supposed to hold the best, brightest and most passionate...
@gregorymuir1985
@gregorymuir1985 5 місяців тому
The victory laps are what made it worse. He thought he did something great and hate media validates him.
@lynkissa
@lynkissa 5 місяців тому
Andrew Jackson shouldn't be anyone's standard of conduct.
@joanjavellana9393
@joanjavellana9393 5 місяців тому
That was your best monologue ever Stephen! Thank you! My stomach hurts😂
@janossteffen1207
@janossteffen1207 5 місяців тому
Stephen Colbert has the best writers in the industry.
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 5 місяців тому
You call it “Fight Club.” I call it “Real Housewives.”
@JZsBFF
@JZsBFF 5 місяців тому
I agree 100%, all mediocre electoral theater. PS: What could possibly be the added value of a brain dead cage fighter to national politics? It proves that voters have lost confidence in politicians. The next vote will be even worse!
@ricklee6196
@ricklee6196 5 місяців тому
Colbert was brutally savage tonight. Way to bring it Stephen ! 👍
@FrisbeeGirl
@FrisbeeGirl 5 місяців тому
DAYUM, I needed some absurdist belly laughs right now! TYSM, Team Colbert!!
@MasterSkyrim1000
@MasterSkyrim1000 5 місяців тому
"Socialist finger pointing." That is comedy gold.
@tatyanagidirimski8059
@tatyanagidirimski8059 5 місяців тому
This is one of the funniest episodes I have seen in a while. Great job!
@michaelfkessler2685
@michaelfkessler2685 5 місяців тому
Colbert was brutally savage tonight. Way to bring it!
@helios7212
@helios7212 5 місяців тому
His dad used to take him hunting for Franz Ferdinand after all! 🤣🤣👏👏😬😬
@hardcastle4419
@hardcastle4419 5 місяців тому
He jokes about the Republicans every show, if only the Dems done something that could be made fun of.
@Hav3nMaina
@Hav3nMaina 5 місяців тому
Colbert has the best interplay with his band. The band feels like part of the show
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ 5 місяців тому
Conan's interplay with LaBamba is pretty hard to beat, but I suppose Conan isn't on-air anymore so that doesn't count haha.
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 5 місяців тому
Back on Corden's show, I knew the name of all the band members..not the case here..James always asked them what was new, etc..😊❤
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 5 місяців тому
I ❤ it
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609
@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 5 місяців тому
​@@danielgregory3295Yes, but Corden is a grade A knob, so... just don't send him back here to the UK, please.
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 5 місяців тому
@@angelamaryquitecontrary4609 (Last I heard, he was already headed back thataway--but can't say for sure..)
@BinaryArmorOnline
@BinaryArmorOnline 5 місяців тому
Man I'm so glad that we have mature adults running our country. As an immature 25 year old I would want people to have a conversation or something!
@R50_J0
@R50_J0 5 місяців тому
Damn, that was a good one. Big bonuses for the writers this month.
@bonniefells7585
@bonniefells7585 5 місяців тому
oh my god, I laughed so hard with Stephen's impression of Bernie Sanders hand motion. I was done.....😂
@newhorizonsforfifty2833
@newhorizonsforfifty2833 5 місяців тому
We laugh, but kicking two smaller cans down the road is how they are going to give the impression that they care about governing.
@warriorscholar41
@warriorscholar41 5 місяців тому
What they are going to do is wait for the 2nd deadline to approach and say "we've gone without [all the things funded in the 1st deadline] for X weeks and the country has been fine. We can cut those things."
@meh8982
@meh8982 5 місяців тому
While they work as hard as they ever work at anything to dismantle all government institutions.
@SimonBurditt
@SimonBurditt 5 місяців тому
I know it's a manner of speech, but as a merchant mariner, I love that Stephen welcomes all the ships at sea. I've watched his show every morning from a ship at sea.
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart 5 місяців тому
Just when you thought the GOP couldn't get any lower, they turn around and surprise us all. Great for comedians, terrible for the country.
@circussounds855
@circussounds855 5 місяців тому
you are uu😅😅
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 5 місяців тому
This two-step CR is a magical way to turn ONE government shutdown threat into TWO government shutdown threats. Ta-da!!!
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 5 місяців тому
We got a year, don’t be complacent and get out and vote!
@justhearmeout3959
@justhearmeout3959 5 місяців тому
So I saw this comment, and then was gonna condescendingly say "You're surprised? Nothing surprised me about these people anymore." And right before I hit post, he mentioned biting 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@SusanKay-
@SusanKay- 5 місяців тому
Munching on junk - and proud of it. A new low!
@philchubb8670
@philchubb8670 5 місяців тому
Accustomed as I am to laughing at Mr. Colbert's .excellent comedic monologs, I have to say that this one truly stands out - a masterpiece! Kudos to Steve, his creative staff and CBS for continuing to support American democracy.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 5 місяців тому
Admit it, you just like hearing about republicans biting each other's junk
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 5 місяців тому
*Colbert's excellent *monologues
@macoulin
@macoulin 5 місяців тому
*Christ...!!!@@alvallac2171
@marcelotaiano4629
@marcelotaiano4629 5 місяців тому
Mr. Colbert was truly funny and your remark that we live in a Democracy is simply hilarious.
@lovingkat5
@lovingkat5 5 місяців тому
indeed
@colleenc4830
@colleenc4830 5 місяців тому
I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. The Bernie Sanders Hand puppets was is gold! 😂😂😂 🏆
@LillikoiSeed
@LillikoiSeed 5 місяців тому
“For the Republic, you Snap into a Slim Jim!” 😂
@bianca-sg8zq
@bianca-sg8zq 5 місяців тому
That last skit was deadly!! It fits the phrase: "I didn't know that evil could look so nice and speak so sweetly." The whole monologue was hilarious!!😂😂
@frankrizzuto5948
@frankrizzuto5948 5 місяців тому
That's what evil does. Have you heard of a succubus?
@bianca-sg8zq
@bianca-sg8zq 5 місяців тому
@@frankrizzuto5948 Didn't think of that... and that's a great point!!
@FireElement7
@FireElement7 5 місяців тому
I live in Oklahoma and I find Mullin deplorable. I can't wait to vote against him. God bless Bernie!
@danielgregory3295
@danielgregory3295 5 місяців тому
He's up again in 2026..😢
@barbaram5787
@barbaram5787 5 місяців тому
If Mullin isn't up for reelection until 2026, yikes, I'm so sorry we have to wait that long for you to vote him out.
@Bluetangg
@Bluetangg 5 місяців тому
There must be a bunch of angry Oklahomans today. Talk about poor representation!
@Slo-ryde
@Slo-ryde 5 місяців тому
The sad thing is that mullin will have better traction with the MAGATS in OK, by pulling the “ I ‘m a tuff shit” shenanigan!
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 5 місяців тому
@@Bluetangg most of his base has discovered politics-as-entertainment and probably LOVED what he did there.
@waynewells3297
@waynewells3297 5 місяців тому
OK, this is the FUNNIEST Late Show in eons. Kudos to the writers! Now I gotta go change my pants.
@eponymousIme
@eponymousIme 5 місяців тому
"Apparently, even _talking_ about football causes brain damage." 😜
@daniellecrevier970
@daniellecrevier970 5 місяців тому
Stephen and his writting staff were on fire tonight.
@markwynn625
@markwynn625 5 місяців тому
I believe that was the best monologue I have seen on his show so far. excellent. kudos to the writers and Mr. Colbert with his impeccable delivery.
@mclmg
@mclmg 5 місяців тому
Colbert as Bernie’s hands is awesome💗💗💕.Likewise loving the Wisconsin GOP candidate short sketch. Hope she becomes a regular feature.
@bjcollins7871
@bjcollins7871 5 місяців тому
"...don't expect him to punt on first down." 😂 Really? Rarely heard so many words to say absolutely nothing!
@rileymcphee9429
@rileymcphee9429 5 місяців тому
Colbert doing a Bernie impression doing a French fox impression, is that next-level shit I came here for.
@victoriabaker4400
@victoriabaker4400 5 місяців тому
That's when I went, omg we're in for it now!
@crystalsharadin9772
@crystalsharadin9772 5 місяців тому
On fire, esp that ending - had me rolling!!!
@Guillermo12339
@Guillermo12339 5 місяців тому
Hope you are Well Very Soon, Stephen Colbert ! Seeing this reminds me of how much I miss your hilarious Sanity !!
@jamestorreano3299
@jamestorreano3299 5 місяців тому
This is the best medicine we could hope for! Thank you for showing the absolute absurdity of our government " officials" and to realize THEY REPRESENT US.....
@juresichj
@juresichj 5 місяців тому
Republicans do not want to represent, they want to rule.
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 5 місяців тому
We can vote them out!
@Bluetangg
@Bluetangg 5 місяців тому
Remember only some of them are absolutely absurd. Some are working thoughtfully and overtime to do the best for the country. As Americans, we need to learn to identify people with good character.
@Bluetangg
@Bluetangg 5 місяців тому
@@MyOutsideSocks I didn’t pick those losers.
@diamondsmasher
@diamondsmasher 5 місяців тому
While they represent you, it’s too bad they don’t know HOW. Picking fist fights? Yeah, that’ll bring down inflation and solve immigration issues in a flash.
@meh2510
@meh2510 5 місяців тому
Oklahoma values? God. The only solace I had about living in a red state was that our republican representatives weren't nearly as embarrassing as those from Florida, Texas, and Georgia. Sigh, it was only a matter of time I suppose.
@janeltranmer2284
@janeltranmer2284 5 місяців тому
Well, Mr. Colbert. I do think you have done it. That was really unbelievable in oh so many ways. Uh, I bow.
@bonniepoore1659
@bonniepoore1659 5 місяців тому
Once again, Colbert tells it like it is!
@courtneybrubaker9738
@courtneybrubaker9738 5 місяців тому
Bernie, at his age, clipped their wings. Good for him.
@juresichj
@juresichj 5 місяців тому
Like grandpa taking you to the woodshed.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 5 місяців тому
And people said he was too old to be President...how are the guys who are 5 years younger working out?
@hardcastle4419
@hardcastle4419 5 місяців тому
Biden doesn't even know what day it is, bring on commie Bernie.
@joannafullerton4869
@joannafullerton4869 5 місяців тому
He just needs a uncle iro scene where he opens his shirt and is all ripped
@moresalad221
@moresalad221 5 місяців тому
Thank you GOP, for not backing down and showing your true colors. It only adds to the reasons why I will NOT vote for you. I salute you 👏
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 5 місяців тому
I salute you too!💯🇺🇲
@MrYago-xd7um
@MrYago-xd7um 5 місяців тому
for backing down* there fixed that for you. Never surrender, except for mugshots!
@lopresti4559
@lopresti4559 5 місяців тому
They are useless and very immature
@CourageKarnga
@CourageKarnga 5 місяців тому
I've never voted for the GOP, and I never will!
@lopresti4559
@lopresti4559 5 місяців тому
@@CourageKarnga they are all bullies and their actual policies always benefit the rich, never the little guys/non rich. 🤗
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 5 місяців тому
😂This is the fourth time I've seen&heard this story, but it is STILL funny!😂
@glennzanotti3346
@glennzanotti3346 5 місяців тому
Idiocracy is not a movie, it is the Republican Party. And apparently, half of the people in our country are fine with that.
@triciac1019
@triciac1019 5 місяців тому
Well just one third.
@glennzanotti3346
@glennzanotti3346 5 місяців тому
@@triciac1019 I'm not just talking about the MAGA Cult. There are a whole lot of Republicans who will vote Republican because that's what they've always done.
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 5 місяців тому
Camacho is running for president, so...
@nonna_sof5889
@nonna_sof5889 5 місяців тому
Nah, in Idiocracy they were as least smart enough to try turning to the smartest guy in the country for a solution.
@nedludd7622
@nedludd7622 5 місяців тому
@@triciac1019 So why do nearly half of the voters vote for fascist Republicans?
@Nejove
@Nejove 5 місяців тому
Honestly, as a Wisconsinite, I'd like to say that Patricia Corker wouldn't even be that much worse than some of our Republican representatives, except that Wisconsin's 4th district is one of the most liberal in the entire state, so electing any Republican at all would be a downgrade for that particular district.
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk 5 місяців тому
Wisconsonite? I didn't know muskies could type.
@faithneumann401
@faithneumann401 5 місяців тому
​@@chonqmonkwhere are you from Georgia?
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk 5 місяців тому
@@faithneumann401 Nope. Wisconsin.
@Nejove
@Nejove 5 місяців тому
@@chonqmonk The real trick is finding a keyboard that functions underwater.
@danielalveorodriguez7177
@danielalveorodriguez7177 5 місяців тому
But she’s cutting a bitch, dude. I don’t see anyone adopting this radical approach to solve our problems. I’ll keep on eye on her.
@irenamangone
@irenamangone 3 місяці тому
Blessings to you all love from Queensland Australia
@RussellMTriton
@RussellMTriton 5 місяців тому
Finally! They finally put a mic on the drum for the rim shot. Thank You.
@Darbobski
@Darbobski 5 місяців тому
You rock Stephen! Keep on these Maga fools.
@martavillanueva1062
@martavillanueva1062 5 місяців тому
😂even the band leader couldn't hold his laugh with that hilarious hand skit bit.
@patriciamurfitt4590
@patriciamurfitt4590 5 місяців тому
The most famous hands in America 😅 Go Bernie 💙
@saintclaire4897
@saintclaire4897 5 місяців тому
Stephen's Sanders impression is the funniest thing I've ever seen, next to the Scaramucci impression. He should get an emmy just for that. 😂😂😂
@maryloughran3114
@maryloughran3114 5 місяців тому
So happy to hear your Bernie imitation once more!!
@Dog_gone_it
@Dog_gone_it 5 місяців тому
Bernie hand improv was golden comedy 🤣
@jeanneganrude8549
@jeanneganrude8549 5 місяців тому
An especially funny monologue. That’s why you’re one of the best Stephen ~
@gusstavv
@gusstavv 5 місяців тому
That last part escalated quickly!! XD
@maysville3815
@maysville3815 5 місяців тому
Watching McCarthy trying to lie his way out of it, bobbing head, indignation, excited voice. I was going to say it's like watching my teenager trying to lie her way out of something but it's really just like watching McCarthy.
@ARIXANDRE
@ARIXANDRE 5 місяців тому
Damn, these jokes where SHARP! 😂😂😂
@tlacuilosCA-wd5jo
@tlacuilosCA-wd5jo 5 місяців тому
Wow! Best written and performed monolgue, that I can remember.
@livvyweimar7362
@livvyweimar7362 5 місяців тому
How refreshing!
@Zonker66
@Zonker66 5 місяців тому
I thought after the Will Smith thing that we moved past responding to words with violence. I sure wish we put adults (with any sense of ethics) in office.
@courtneybrubaker9738
@courtneybrubaker9738 5 місяців тому
Toxic masculinity
@mapples007
@mapples007 5 місяців тому
Gerrymandering gets these weirdos elected.
@Zonker66
@Zonker66 5 місяців тому
@@mapples007 Truth
@seanstoyroom7274
@seanstoyroom7274 5 місяців тому
You can't have standards in Public Office; there would be NOONE in Public Office.
@hrma6313
@hrma6313 5 місяців тому
@@seanstoyroom7274 At least, not one republikkkan
@seanabel6254
@seanabel6254 5 місяців тому
There is no better place to get a good laugh! Colbert is hilarious!😂
@Vyzard
@Vyzard 5 місяців тому
2nd round on the Senate Brawl (Almost), and the writers made it even funnier than yesterday, especially that weird cameo from a disembodied old hand lol
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