The First Time John Oliver Asked A Girl Out On A Date, He Was 5 Years Old
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@MonkeyJedi99 2 роки тому
I'm now imagining Sarah being a police officer, just to be called Constable Constable.
@serendipityshopnyc 2 роки тому
Like Catch-22's Major Major Major Major?
@MonkeyJedi99 2 роки тому
@@serendipityshopnyc That's where I got the seed of the idea!
@O2life 2 роки тому
I hope she's been promoted and is now Inspector Constable.
@sophiarodriguez3706 2 роки тому
Hells YES! 😂😂
@TheLeathlobhair 2 роки тому
That sounds like it should be a character from the non-existent Hot Fuzz 2
@heyheytaytay 2 роки тому
John needs to be at least a monthly guest. This needs to be a regular thing. They have such a hilarious comedic flow, a great give and take that's just premium entertainment to me.
@Echo81Rumple83 2 роки тому
I'd settle for a podcast between these two in their twilight years :3
@trackzero0 2 роки тому
Regular appearances IMO would be too schticky for J.O. He’s too authentic.
@heyheytaytay 2 роки тому
@@Echo81Rumple83 Amen
@pop130 2 роки тому
Agreed.
@sammierose1150 2 роки тому
I wonder if John’s kids have British accents? 🤔 I’ve always wondered if kids with mixed language/accent parents (such as British & American) take one on more than the other, or if it’s a mixture of both? I guess accents aren’t really genetic - they’re more environmentally influenced, so by that token I guess it depends on which country you were raised in. 💁🏽♀️
@shiny_creations 2 роки тому
John is a top tier story teller.
@ClickItYT 2 роки тому
Yeah. I think he should have his own show.
@cutzymccall7675 2 роки тому
John Oliver has a beautifully twisted mind.
@shiny_creations 2 роки тому
@@ClickItYT Not sure if you were joking or not, but just in case you really don't know; he has hosted the award winning show on HBO, 'Last Week Tonight' for the past nine years.
@shiny_creations 2 роки тому
@Caleb Jacobs Yeah, he was the only good thing about that soulless remake!
@ClickItYT 2 роки тому
@@shiny_creations Yes, I was just joking. But I know that it wasn't very obvious.
@12x2richter 2 роки тому
"I had some friends who played the viola, and they recovered." Wow, after that series of jokes, John must feel so viola-ted.
@skierpage 2 роки тому
Stephen left out the best one. Q: What's the difference between a dressmaker and a violist? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills...
@jasong9492 2 роки тому
@@skierpage I got that joke!
@jessamynrising3990 Рік тому
Cue the tiny violins and sad trombone for that joke
@PhilipJackson03 2 роки тому
John Oliver is simply a mature child. God I love him.
@hereigoagain5050 2 роки тому
"Mature" an overstatement :) Maybe, "unusually large child."
@ericminch 2 роки тому
@@hereigoagain5050 Ah, so he's John Mulaney?
@BoredInNW6 2 роки тому
@@ericminch no, he's not a proud Asian-American woman.
@phriedokra6158 2 роки тому
You describe most men...
@monkiram 2 роки тому
He is both a child and ancient at the same time. The only thing he is not is his actual age
@laITAebella 2 роки тому
John and Stephen are a winning chat show duo. John is everything, and Stephen let’s him talk and only interjects with a witty well-timed assist. It’s beautiful.
@jodinsan 2 роки тому
The true beauty of these two is that Stephen can just as easily be the one that will go on with a longer story and John will be the one to add in witty commentary. They play off of each other so well it is a real joy to watch/listen to them together.
@dangbabby1092 2 роки тому
Wow, you think Steven is intelligent... Sad how low your bar is set.
@trutle88 2 роки тому
Well they were both correspondents for the Daily Show around the same time
@serendipityshopnyc 2 роки тому
That's not entirely fair. Watching Stephen cracking up behind his hand, trying to keep it in long enough to let the anecdote go on unimpeded, is also part of the charm!
@travisvalentine9012 2 роки тому
This is the main reason Colbert is superior to Fallon. Fallon won't shut up and let the guest talk.
@Daymickey 2 роки тому
These 2 together are gold. More please. I don’t care what format. Just sit down and talk and record it for the masses.
@serendipityshopnyc 2 роки тому
Would it be better or worse if Jon Stewart was added to the conversation? Any combination of two of them is fantastic.
@lenochod6 Рік тому
I would pay for that. Plus I would add Jon Stewart and maybe sometimes Trevor Noah.
@MrJBA79 2 роки тому
I can watch Steven and John talking to one another for the rest of my life.
@Earthpsalm 2 роки тому
This is true for me as well.
@likearollingstone007 2 роки тому
A little to nerdy for me
@Mcb0223 2 роки тому
Saaaame.
@Nansense1023 2 роки тому
Me too
@michaelmeers8333 Рік тому
You can tell John is a true athlete with his use of "Sport Teacher".
@freddotu 2 роки тому
Even off script, this man has a delivery that's just incredible.
@roblarssen249 2 роки тому
I am a big fan of John Oliver but the story is clearly rehearsed. This is not a knock on him, all comedians have jokes and stories prepared that they deliver as if they're thinking of them for the first time
@DanBrown96 Рік тому
@@roblarssen249 so do people who aren't comedians
@purplefireweed 2 роки тому
More of this calmer storyteller side of John Oliver...perhaps a fireside chat special every so often?...
@adampage73 2 роки тому
His 'The Brummie Boy' or 'The Boy From Birmingham' would be a good watch.
@CharlesThomas23 2 роки тому
I hope for an hour show with a 20 minute interview session added.
@ryanfulldark2775 2 роки тому
Watch his show. You get it all!
@moxievonteal6197 2 роки тому
this is a side of John you'd probably know well if you watched often
@Surge1077 2 роки тому
A weekly podcast with John Oliver and Colbert. That needs to happen.
@ewestner 2 роки тому
As a violist and a former violin teacher, that last story had me absolutely dying. LOVE IT when Stephen brings up John's viola career.
@meelybug1239 2 роки тому
John being a child actor in Oliver Twist, playing on the sports team and being a former violist- he really is a jack of all trades 😅
@oren1neu1dag 2 роки тому
... and Master of none :))
@Loccyster 2 роки тому
@@oren1neu1dag, but oftentimes better than the master of one...
@luciferangelica 2 роки тому
wow, really? which one? was it a named role?
@soniainnit3773 2 роки тому
A real Renaissance man!
@francobenevento7598 2 роки тому
Oliver is absolutely brilliant.
@gwendytequiere 2 роки тому
As a professional violist who is currently studying her doctoral in musical arts degree, this interview made my jaw drop and burst into laughter. John Oliver...fellow violist...glad to know we can call you one of us. 🤣🤣
@mustafa1name 2 роки тому
What's the difference between a violist and a comedian? You laugh WITH a comedian. Sorry Gwendolyn 😱, respect for all that study, stay strong!
@gwendytequiere 2 роки тому
Bahahahahaha good one @mustafa1name 🤣🤣🤣 And thank you.
@shalmali-379 2 роки тому
omg fellow violist!!! i plan on pursuing the degree in the future!!
@gwendytequiere 2 роки тому
@@shalmali-379 Best of luck to you!!
@maryritzmann3886 2 роки тому
As I was watching this, all I could think was, “My amateur orchestra could really use a trained violist”. They’re really rare!
@me.6953 2 роки тому
On behalf of my fellow violinists: Violas are underappreciated, they always get the boring af score and yet they're the backbone of the orchestra, you don't consciously notice them but everything sounds prettier with violas in it. Violas are the real MVP and we should be grateful.
@danyelnicholas 2 роки тому
not to mention they were the favourites of people like Mozart and Brahms. The French kings had three viola groups vs. one violin section!
@johanmalm8378 2 роки тому
As a single instrument the viola is more interesting. It has a rich, full sound. It can play blues, soul, jazz
@danyelnicholas 2 роки тому
@@johanmalm8378 yeah, though unfortunately seldom does. It does here: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/j2Jne6uHo2t70Kc.html
@patriciafels366 2 роки тому
I always thought second sopranos were the violists of the choir.
@skierpage 2 роки тому
But can they trill? Q: What's the difference between a dressmaker and a violist? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills...
@chulafferty6695 2 роки тому
We love you John. Incredible stories. Especially the one where you report that you were once 5 years old. Love it.
@pauline_2373 2 роки тому
Sarah Constable .. wherever you are .. please send him those sandals 😂😂
@LindaC616 2 роки тому
😄
@RLSchanneltwo 2 роки тому
And this violinist is crying real tears at that viola story…🤣🤣🤣
@nikkia5399 2 роки тому
Me too!! I am a former professional hornplayer and somehow I felt his pain LOL!!!
@faeray1016 2 роки тому
Three. Blind. Mice. 💀
@davidradford4141 2 роки тому
John Oliver and Stephen Colbert just chatting together is so much more entertaining than either of their monologues- their interaction together just works and contrasts perfectly. More of this please!
@anic5805 2 роки тому
'Twas very entertaining indeed but not so sure about "more entertaining". I enjoy both!
@thomasr7129 2 роки тому
@@anic5805 yup, same here. :)
@italiahockey 2 роки тому
Not everything needs to be compared or better than the other. All three are excellent entertainment for a lot of people.
@resileaf9501 2 роки тому
This feels less like an interview and more like Stephen just invited John to hang out and shoot the shit in front of an audience. It's very much obvious that these two are great friends, and it makes for great interactions.
@beachvacay3184 2 роки тому
Agreed. I love their history together and their funny banter. It’s probably a lot like this when they’re hanging out in each other’s homes and not on television. It’s so natural and pure.
@isabella-a-a-a 2 роки тому
Dear -CBS- *Paramount:* Read through these comments and understand that we desperately want more John-on-Stephen action. Their conversations are always great and they make our lives better. Thank you.
@d_dave7200 2 роки тому
I think their wives may have something to say about that
@claudine98052 2 роки тому
I can listen to John Oliver for hours, whatever the story he is telling, even brushing his teeth would sound like an incredible story! What a raconteur!
@MultiDonja 2 роки тому
5 minutes on lacquer shoes from the 70s and I’m still here 😂
@redbeard16 2 роки тому
the first viola joke...Stephen, is "How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case." Love you both! thanks for the laughs!
@mori1bund 2 роки тому
John Constable sounds like the new Marvel version of DC's John Constantine. 😂🤣
@timbeaton5045 2 роки тому
Or more accurately an English painter from the 18th century!
@feliscorax 2 роки тому
@@timbeaton5045 Layers within layers, friend.
@NewMessage 2 роки тому
His wife just looked down at her Jimmy Choo's and sighed heavily.
@LindaC616 2 роки тому
😆
@PADS62 2 роки тому
🤣
@yvonnetomenga5726 2 роки тому
This is one of those segments I heard more than watched because I was laughing so hard my face squished up and closed my eyes.
@mehere8038 2 роки тому
I find the opposite & I need to rewatch cause I tend to laugh so hard/loud at these 2 that I miss most of what they're saying because of it
@krisfrederick5001 2 роки тому
Oliver has everyone eating out the palm of his hand telling these stories. Never have there been more savage jokes about an instrument. 🎻👀
@laalaa99stl 2 роки тому
Ah yes. Playing the long game. Becoming a Daily Show correspondent, having a podcast, landing your own show on an uncensored network -- all just to one day be reunited with your beloved... blue glasses and lacquered sandals?
@vforwombat9915 2 роки тому
honey, i'm leaving you. the Blue Glasses girl has come back into my life.
@ccatarinajm7114 2 роки тому
@@vforwombat9915 🤣😂
@coralcanvas1923 2 роки тому
@@vforwombat9915 great comment, fantastic username. Kudos to you, good sir
@vforwombat9915 2 роки тому
@@coralcanvas1923 thnx
@silvasilvasilva 2 роки тому
To be fair, I remember that story on The Bugle, blue glasses and all. But then that was forever ago.
@jimmessina1882 2 роки тому
Love the Nana Mouskouri reference! She was my Grandfather's favorite singer and I remember seeing her on the cassette tapes in North Carolina! ❤
@adrianaheiler9794 2 роки тому
As a matter of fact, John himself has a bit of a Nana Mouskouri resemblance going on in his face now that I think of it. I loved her songs as a child. Always watched 'Hitparade' with my parents in Germany.
@ericminch 2 роки тому
Musta been next-gen cassette tapes if you could see her as well as hearing her!
@brandondavidson4085 2 роки тому
John is such a good storyteller, I almost choked on my coffee the way he told that football coach story.
@andya696 2 роки тому
Gotta love John's ability to spin a good yarn
@timasendorf2920 2 роки тому
I love how funny John Oliver can be on the spot, but I love even more, how he is always able to laugh at other people‘s jokes!
@FUB666 2 роки тому
I’m so freaking glad John’s show is back on, and Stephen decided to come back to work, oh joy! 🥰😍💋💕❤️👍
@ClayLoomis1958 2 роки тому
John does 30 shows a year. That's more than 5 months a year with no shows from Oliver. Those are some long months.
@ellistarceansa8182 2 роки тому
Sunday 20 February can't come fast enough.
@vikmanphotography7984 2 роки тому
Your use of lovey emojis made me initially assume you were a bot trying to sell some adult website. It's sad that UKposts comments have gotten to the point where that is the more likely scenario.
@sophierobinson2738 2 роки тому
John Oliver has the best stories.
@garajplaz3513 2 роки тому
I know this feeling. I was an all-state football player and violinist. Something similar happened and I sold the violin to buy my first guitar. I can completely relate.
@Evanthebat15 2 роки тому
"What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?" "The Coffin has a dead person on the inside" 😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😂🤣
@kmeyer7246 2 роки тому
Could Graham Norton please invite John Oliver? He’d definitely be able to present a clip of his viola-playing 😊
@rohitr9400 2 роки тому
He needs to be in a major movie for that to happen.
@smp0723 2 роки тому
I'd like to see him on Qi. Could you imagine a show with him and David Mitchell?
@JoRiver11 2 роки тому
John is my favourite guest. With Seth, with Stephen, or with a UK interviewer... doesn't matter. He is such a good story teller.
@GigiTupas 2 роки тому
That’s real friendship and affection. I always look forward to John and Stephe’s fun banter. 😀
@LucyLynette 2 роки тому
John's "new season starting February visit" to Colbert is so reliable, when this vid came up on my recommends, I instantly knew LWT would be back this coming weekend. Who needs to check schedules?
@ellistarceansa8182 2 роки тому
*CAN'T WE HAVE MORE OF THESE TWO ? ? ? ? ? ? ?* A monthly Colbert-Oliver Special? Or Weekly? Or a feature film. Or.....
@gibsonbe1 2 роки тому
I was a music major but was drafted into the army in 1972 after my freshman year. I played on my unit's football team as their best defensive linemen. My teammates got the biggest kick out seeing me knock our opponents all over the field and then go into the barracks and practice a Bach suite on my viola.
@carolynwilliams5918 2 роки тому
Points to Colbert - he could have gone for the standard viola joke. "What's the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola burns longer."
@skierpage 2 роки тому
Q: What's the difference between a dressmaker and a violist? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills...
@hannahrobbins1017 2 місяці тому
I always heard “there is no difference, but violins look smaller compared to the violinists’ heads” 😂
@lulybsanto9439 2 роки тому
I just adore John Oliver he is amazing , so smart and funny !
@wrylife57 2 роки тому
I can't think of a more magical scene than Stephen Colbert and John Oliver having a chat.
@daveg-Vancouver_Island 2 роки тому
Throw Jon Stewart in the mix and that would be so amazing!!!!
@nikkia5399 2 роки тому
I cannot believe how hard I laughed at his viola story!! LOL I felt his pain lol
@chrisandersen5635 2 роки тому
‘John Constable walks away confidently from a massive explosion, and he’s coming for you 2022.’ It will move your Heart. Should be the tag line for the action star we need today.
@JakobNoone 2 роки тому
Would absolutely see that in the cinema. The world's first viola-playing super-spy just brave enough to try romance one! more! time!
@wielsonf 2 роки тому
I saw the subtitle already but I still laughed at the Three Blind Mice.
@elizabethduval7562 2 роки тому
John can turn the mundane into pure poetic hysteria. i have tears in my eyes...
@PokhrajRoy. 2 роки тому
John Oliver is both an owl and a teddy bear. He’s adorable.
@kyusshead 2 роки тому
I look forward to seeing Sarah on the show next week
@litterbox2010 2 роки тому
Fucking hell John Oliver is just so naturally funny. I want to have a beer with this guy.
@moranjackson7662 2 роки тому
Hey, I got the Nana Mouskouri reference! Love the show, love John, love Stephen.
@Butterpuppy2022 2 роки тому
Omg! I’m dying from laughter! John Oliver is the best!
@OldFartFilms 2 роки тому
I can’t believe no one but John knew who Nana Mouskouri is! 😳
@Sina-aka-potatosupreme 2 роки тому
Nana Mouskouri is mainly known in Europe I guess. I am from Germany and of course I knew who she is.
@charlotteb6450 2 роки тому
oh god the part about realising you're terrible at playing your instrument and love music too much to allow yourself to butcher it is TOO true lmaoo it'd be great to just allow ourselves to be horrible at it but have fun anyway lol
@ericminch 2 роки тому
My mother encouraged me to play clarinet, but I was terrible. My teacher encouraged me to play cello, but I was terrible. Then I discovered guitar, loved it, took lessons for seven years, and even though people said I was pretty good I realized I'd never be as good as the guys who picked it up and were playing better than me within a year. Still had fun with it now and then but gave up any ambition.
@agoujon 2 роки тому
John's freaking hilarious!!! 😂🤣😂
@ForeverMe543 2 роки тому
I saw this man in person last month and his stories were all this amazing, he even told a longer version of that coach story. He ended up revealing he is telling the story because the coach was interviewed for a modern piece about JO and was pretty mean when he didn't have to be.
@BbGun-lw5vi Рік тому
I wish I could find the interview that his coach gave on John Oliver. Looked around but didn’t find anything.
@Tonyhouse1168 5 місяців тому
It’s objectively hilarious that we all love John Oliver and no one knows the sports teacher’s name. It’s probably Richard..
@sophieblack8864 2 роки тому
Oh, I totally knew of Nana Mouskouri - Greek Singer with glasses, beautiful voice. She was popular in the Soviet Union in the 70s.
@The_R-n-I_Guy 2 роки тому
I could watch these 2 for hours
@Tea_N_Crumpets 2 роки тому
Fun fact: the effect of “I’m bad” to “Hey, I’m getting good!” to “I’m pretty good at this!” to “Oh my god, I suck at this!” is known as the Doening-Kreuger effect. It’s a psychological phenomenon where a person’s limited experience with a subject or skill leads to them overestimating their expertise, and then quickly realizing how little they truly know once they start to learn more.
@Loccyster 2 роки тому
Wow. Thanks so much for explaining something that everyone already knows... Or... Something that everyone thinks they know, but really they don't really know how much they know about it because they don't actually know enough to know that they don't know enough... Y'know? I don't know.... Memes and pokemon and whatever other stuff the kids are into these days...
@benzaiten933 2 роки тому
this can also be applied to life in general as older teenagers being in the 'I'm pretty good at this!' stage before crashing into adulthood on 'oh my god, I suck at this'.
@axeljanz7672 2 роки тому
I just learned enough, to feel bad about it 😉
@Echo81Rumple83 2 роки тому
This is why ignorance is bliss, even if it'll piss off others. It's like deciding if you want to be stupid but happy or smart but miserable...
@DiscoFang 2 роки тому
Y'mean like someone implying a position of apparent clinical psychological authority by naming a cognitive bias via a UKposts comment section as a fun fact? It's beautiful for it's open irony.
@k.c1126 2 роки тому
I just love when you interview John ....
@OCM048 2 роки тому
The 2 best current late night hosts ❤️
@cheekyb71 2 роки тому
I concur!
@Bloory100 2 роки тому
You forgot about Tucker.
@ericminch 2 роки тому
@@Bloory100 Hoo-hah, good one! Oh, you probably meant Seth, right?
@skierpage 2 роки тому
@Juragan Muda ← jerk posting completely unrelated videos in UKposts comment replies.
@bartman64 2 роки тому
The best part of being a violist is being able to instantly relate to other violists... Like you all went through the same traumatic event, impossible to describe to someone who didn't experience it
@caroldumond7001 2 роки тому
It's just too bad he didn't keep trying after the "Oh, my God, I suck at this" phase -- because a few months after that, one stops sucking. And not sucking at viola is blissfully a billion times better than not sucking at pretty much any other instrument. I'm glad I kept at it, but TBH it was probably better for the world that he gave up hope and became one of the best comedians EVER.
@adamrubella2290 2 роки тому
You have to love this man’s ability to both be incredibly British and wonderfully cheeky at the same time. You are a treasure Mr Oliver.
@robpawlikowski4020 2 роки тому
"There is a world..." is a premise I will steal for later jokes - Thank you!
@socrappyicoulddie 2 роки тому
Honestly, good for John for getting involved with both sports and music as an adolescent; some people would feel like they need to pledge allegiance to either one instead of enjoying both
@juliaconnell 2 роки тому
this was just what I needed today - well tonight - (yeah very much last week, month, year tonight) - always a joy and a pleasure seeing either of these two - both together - bliss
@mlamarana 2 роки тому
John is just so fun to watch
@bradford433 2 роки тому
"John Constable" sounds like a former sheriff-turned-badass-vigilante in a TV show set in small town America.
@jozz2248 2 роки тому
Shire reeve John Constable
@gayahithwen 2 роки тому
I like the 4 stages of competence model: 1) *Unconsciously incompetent* - You know so little about the thing that you don't even know what you don't know. For example, with an instrument, you go "oh, it's just pressing down the strings in the right order, anyone can do that". 2) *Consciously incompetent* - You start learning about the thing, and you realize just how much practice actually goes into mastering the skill. At some point in this stage, you have to make a decision if you're going to actually pursue the skill or not. 3) *Consciously competent* - You have acquired some actual skill. It's still not entirely natural to you, but if you're playing an instrument, it sounds good. If you're driving a car, you're still very aware of how often you're checking your mirrors, still get stressed out when something different happens. 4) *Unconsciously competent* - You've mastered the skill to the point that it has become a natural part of you. You start to forget the earlier stages of competence and how hard it actually is.
@Echo81Rumple83 2 роки тому
And in my case, a family crisis hits the final nail to the coffin where your hopes and dreams die.
@RealTalkWithSSG 2 роки тому
Beautifully said, I wrote this down. :)
@BrianHarig 2 роки тому
Two of the greatest of all time.
@DGDfan13 2 роки тому
The world has needed a new John Stewart, Jon Oliver, and Stephen Colbert show/podcast for years Give to me
@RogerHerzler 2 роки тому
This needs to be a regular segment. Call it “The Oliver Twist”. John comes on, and the banter and shenanigans can commence. BOOM! Million dollar idea, and I’m giving it away.
@jtmarq1 2 роки тому
🤣🤣
@amandadublin3129 2 роки тому
John needs to avoid Graham Nortons show forever if he doesn't want Sarah showing up in the red chair.
@chrissiek8706 2 роки тому
He could always just push the lever immediately 😅
@AgrianRamos 2 роки тому
true
@mika1835 2 роки тому
2 of my 4 favorite late night personalities together 😁 I LOVE These guys 🤗
@brandonpatterson3517 2 роки тому
When these two get together, all is right in the world.
@laalaa99stl 2 роки тому
Ninja move winning back the crowd there, Mr. Constable hashtag feminism. 😂
@e.p.s.9037 2 роки тому
The digging out of a hole mine cracked me up
@nsn5564 2 роки тому
I used to love Nana Maskouri at 8 years old. What a thing we have in common, John Oliver. We might be the only 2 humans alive who remember her.
@embreis2257 2 роки тому
many europeans remember her and her songs. stephen might even know her but certainly not the average american
@commonsense.1014 2 роки тому
Not going to lie John and Stephen together are awesome. I got to break up their act together, because. And this is true I might die of enjoyment.
@jbmp1390 2 роки тому
People are finally remembering that instead of worrying so much about format in shows like this, just put two funny people together and let them be themselves.
@monkiram 2 роки тому
Well I'm sure they predetermined that he'd tell those stories but they could probably talk about the weather and make it hilarious
@joannejohnson7006 2 роки тому
My favorite guys 🤗😘 Need to find John again!!! Welcome back Stephen.
@ccatarinajm7114 2 роки тому
Wouldn't it be hilarious if the Brits find both Sarah and that viola man and then somehow get them on the Late Show to surprise John Oliver?
@skierpage 2 роки тому
@Fiqih Wanita ← jerk posting completely unrelated UKposts videos in reply comments.
@maniak1768 2 роки тому
Finally. I waited for those viola jokes for the entirety of those two years.
@Tvensky86 2 роки тому
John Oliver is the best one on the NEWS segment :) Cant wait for Season 9! ;)
@RechtmanDon 2 роки тому
What sound is made when two violists are playing in unison? A minor second.
@sarcasmo57 2 роки тому
I cut onions with a viola. It evens out.
@arimas1977 2 роки тому
I know Nana Mouskouri ! We know her in France , from Greece she also sings in French ;) So cool to know that Oliver makes a European reference !
@joshuaevans6295 2 роки тому
Speaking as a violist I already knew the punchline of all of those viola jokes
@UkeCan1 2 роки тому
Those were some very old jokes. I was hoping he might have some new ones.
@herbieklein2271 2 роки тому
My first double bass teacher accidentally destroyed Santa Claus for his daughter cause he told a joke to a friend of him about a slow playing violaist and a fast playing one, Santa, the Easter bunny and some more doing a race. Upon telling the slow playing violaist would win cause the others don't exist, his daughter bursted into tears. So there was a little bit of karma for telling a viola joke 😉
@daveharrison84 2 роки тому
So did John (probably) but he wanted to give Stephen his moment.
@AnimalLover101195 2 роки тому
Always look forward to John and Stephen just chatting. Please do a podcast or something!
@lauraelaineallen21 2 роки тому
John Constable would be a truly amazing name
@daemenoth 2 роки тому
sounds like a character on dr. who
@daemenoth 2 роки тому
i feel like a modern update to that show would be dr.why the hell
@heathcotepursuit8 2 роки тому
He was an amazing artist.
@lauraelaineallen21 2 роки тому
@@heathcotepursuit8 I KNEW I recognized that name!
@chrissiek8706 2 роки тому
@@heathcotepursuit8 it took me to read your comment to realize that yes, John Constable was an actual person! I've seen those countryside paintings myself! And i have a degree in art history 🤣😅
@jasonpatterson8091 2 роки тому
I got the Nana Mouskouri reference John.
@ryancappo 2 роки тому
The band missed an opportunity to play three blind mice at the end there. ;)
@westking2190 2 роки тому
Love you John! Hilarious criteria for being attracted to another five year old! Your creativity and intelligence, your otherworldliness were showing through even then. Of course the rest of us who are close to exceptional five year olds can imagine it, absolutely.
@donsurlylyte 2 роки тому
John Oliver-Constable has a nice ring to it
@Lkdltn 2 роки тому
3:23 Stephen points at John's ring when he says "Sarah, I remember you." Lmao
@checkeredflagfilms 2 роки тому
John is a wonderful comedian
@crittermama 2 роки тому
I am so glad I saved the clips of the site with John until almost the end of my work day. I really needed the laughs. I forget how funny he is.
@chrisl418 2 роки тому
The viola is a wonderful instrument. Played well...wow!!
@FFact483 2 роки тому
I don’t know 🤷♀️ him at all - but I will watch for him NOW - belly laughing fr 🇨🇦 - thanks a bunch.
@iamwell5654 2 роки тому
John Oliver is a National TREASURE! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@eddierayvanlynch6133 2 роки тому
3:23 "I remember you." Sarah MacLachlan playing in the background would have made this perfect. 😭😭❤️❤️😉😆☺️
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