Comedian ROASTS blind cop and gets standing ovation

Comedian ROASTS blind cop and gets standing ovation | Chris Turner

2 місяці тому

Why would he sit in the front row?? Comedian chooses the wrong audience member to pick on, but wins the crowd back with an unbelievable freestlye rap!
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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@paulwhetstone0473 2 місяці тому

Chris is pure theater; Shakespeare would be very proud of him.

@TheWalleteater Місяць тому

its like you have a multi-thread processor as a brain. you manage the crowd while developing a narrative, while spinning live segues, while reading pointed tones, and managing perceived sensitivity levels, and are still managing to write clever jokes in your head that are on a competitive level. Mind blown.

@BR702702 2 місяці тому

Where have i been. Why have i only discovered this lot? i LOVE the unconventionality, the individualism, the unapologetic talent. They desparately need to be the headline on the pyramid stage. This song was absolutely made for live performances. Love. It.

@andershall6774 Місяць тому

You have ALOT of binge-watching ahead of you....

@martinstuvland8620 2 місяці тому

Man. I don't care much about famous people. But you're one of the few I'd be happy to get an autograph from!

@kylestockton1827 4 дні тому

I have to see this man live. I don’t like entertainers but this guy is worth every penny

@DrDeepstack 6 днів тому

2 by 4 😂, this guy is so well rounded!

@kalvaxus 2 місяці тому

10/10 crowdwork!

@magic_hotel 2 місяці тому

No less amazing every time.

@AlaskaBoyAlex 2 місяці тому

Not felipe trying to get in on the rap, oh my lord some people have zero shame 🤦‍♀

@outseeker 2 місяці тому

whoever he is, he has zero timing lol

@Mr83an 2 місяці тому

Awesome

@TheDarkbluerock 2 місяці тому

Chris handled that "battle rap challenge" guy pretty well, like "thanks for the enthusiasm, but I got a thing here." He should've asked about it, not just fall in, but then again mabe the question "am I really at his level?" should come first.

@MarianneHMiettinen 2 місяці тому

great stuff!

@sassy6756 Місяць тому

That was hard bruv 😤😤😤 Funny set and good rhynes, love it

@dnoodspodu1159 2 місяці тому

Kudos

@peterduane1114 7 днів тому

U guys are funny,,im also from Park slope,,i grew up on 6 st between 4th and 5th,,,i know it immaterial but i just threw it in there,,your a funny fu🤬🤬er😂😂😂😂😂

@ivanleon6164 2 місяці тому

dope

@briondalion3696 2 місяці тому

"No crime's bad" Hmm. Um...did he mean to say that? Because if so, that officer has a bit more than a normal cheerful disposition about crime, lol

@becominghero9754 Місяць тому

This is why commas matter. He said "No, crime's bad." He didn't want to say any crimes, so he said taking people to the hospital is part of his job = P

@briondalion3696 Місяць тому

@@becominghero9754 I didn't have subtitles on, so I found it kind of funny. But copy that, thanks for the correction

@matthewallen9776 2 місяці тому

The shaky crowd cam giving me motion sickness 😬

@marshalltille7770 2 місяці тому

Oh, you in the middle, you wear contacts? Let me try them on too. Missed opportunity Chris. Joking and keep us all smiling.

@maxsamwis2002 2 місяці тому

He didn't see the vision

@josephsalmonte4995 2 місяці тому

Yeah. Tell the comedian how to be funny with your lame af ideas 😂

@unbearabull Місяць тому

I would have missed it too.... Whats the joke? Not actually just "let me try them on too"? Surely not.

@buddycoalhoney 19 днів тому

😂😂

@excellentu.a.student1617 2 місяці тому

Did he mention "phenology" according to the cranial circumference? My English is poor, but I'd like to know since I'm just curious.

@stevekime3262 2 місяці тому

Phrenology was the study of how the shape of your skull was (supposedly) related to your intelligence and personality. I don’t know about in other countries but in the US it was popular in the mid-1800’s.

@lazydictionary 2 місяці тому

He did mention phrenology. It was based almost entirely on racism, which was part of the joke

@squirrelgray945 Місяць тому

The Zenni rip... my last half a dozen pairs are from Zenni and I think they are great if you don't have insurance or all the monies.

@johnhanselman6371 2 місяці тому

How does Chris do that ? huh

@nicolaspanella2450 2 місяці тому

top

@jonnynice8366 2 місяці тому

Should have battled that Felipe dude.

@Mr_Heller 2 місяці тому

@amazigh34 2 місяці тому

Mexico is in North America not Central haha

@ErrrorWayz Місяць тому

That's what I thought.

@bmayaa 2 місяці тому

First!

@TheSaifear Місяць тому

so many of your lines are working, its really a hit compared to you I am mentally not fit Im not even pretending to be that rapid. because it took me 30 minutes to come up with this shit.