The Most Legendary Roast Comebacks Ever 🔥
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2 роки томуThe greatest hits of the funniest and harshest comebacks from the best of the best (featuring Pete Davidson, Kevin Hart, Seth MacFarlane, Martha Stewart, Justin Bieber, Bruce Willis, and Snoop Dogg).
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@Buffalo17 2 роки тому
Pete can withstand constant jokes about his dad passing in 9/11 but Will Smith can't handle a bald joke towards his cheating wife. Some people just aren't built the same.
@Freeworldtravel 2 роки тому
Thats what I was keeping on saying to all who defend Will
@scottdaugherty8065 2 роки тому
That was funny because it's true. Will knew that joke was coming too. Crazy how money makes you a cry baby....
@Freeworldtravel 2 роки тому
@@scottdaugherty8065 its not Money he is in a Toxic relationship .. Ever since she openly admitted she has cheated on him , he lost his mind .. Now he is trying so hard to be her best henchman …
@jesseelwell9107 2 роки тому
So freaking true, thin skinned and hyper sensitive
@Frankje01 2 роки тому
@@jesseelwell9107 and it's a shame because i feel like the will we all grew up knowing would be great at this kind of humor. Would have loved to see him on one of these roasts
@jessicastokes486 2 роки тому
"Don't give up kid whatever disease you have you can beat it" 🤣😂😭🤣😂
@blondethunder8912 Рік тому
I was reading this as soon as I got to that part
@carnyzack Рік тому
THAT'S A SUPER BOWL CHAMP! 🤩
@chealdennis510 Рік тому
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Amen!
@timgrills2306 Рік тому
@@blondethunder8912 is Drc😢gvvbnnhggfgv😅
@123Mathzak Рік тому
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist3 Stop reading 2000-year old Roman fake news.
@fsumpter Рік тому
"Throwing barrels at Super Mario...Please don't eat me" has me in tears😂😭😭
@vishalsharma-xb4tm Рік тому
Sssshhhh
@dazbeal5438 Рік тому
i nearly died lol x
@bryanbridges6152 Рік тому
💀☠️☠️
@QUABLEDISTOCFICKLEPO Рік тому
Explain it to me. I didn't get it.
@guysumpthin2974 Рік тому
It sounds like all the jokes were written by the same person, except for Seth
@aliciamadden7589 Рік тому
"All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time." -Natasha Leggero, the savage
@KaylaIsaiah 8 місяців тому
Natasha was the most the Savage one of them in opinion.
@scotthagapac 2 роки тому
The reason these clips are great is Pete is enjoying people roasting him. And can dish it back.
@xplosivejosif 2 роки тому
So true
@eolsunder 2 роки тому
I love Pete the more i watch him, his stand up, his videos, his shows, etc.
@maggiekarabel123 2 роки тому
Gotta love a guy who can make fun of themselves.
@thejoseyscottrocks 2 роки тому
Pete is hilarious!
@bobbybaklava9605 2 роки тому
*skete
@martaudreybitang5521 2 роки тому
Jimmy Carr 911 joke is probably the best roast of all time
@justicepower1255 2 роки тому
That was so cringe 😬
@compier 2 роки тому
I love Pete’s reaction. He recognizes the joke is amazing
@JediJide2 2 роки тому
It initially shocked me and couldn't stop laughing, then felt like s**t for laughing.
@bunnyviperaquatics2108 2 роки тому
“Best Roast”- 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼😎
@marlostanly6650 2 роки тому
Carr's stand up specials are exceptional.
@TheB0sss 2 роки тому
I still think "he goes up on his wife" is the best short joke I've ever heard
@Dawg2005 Рік тому
Bar none
@TWHowl 2 роки тому
So, nobody gonna talk about how Martha Stewart is the biggest gangster on stage?
@Firecul Рік тому
The standing ovation for one of her jokes was perfect, got to respect her after that roast.
@yogijaya2897 Рік тому
I'm sending this to my Mama!
@SteamGaming2023 Рік тому
Natasha - "all these rappers on stage and Martha has done the most time" lol
@thatonenigeriansformula Рік тому
Id smash too
@eunicestone838 Рік тому
That's only because I wasn't there.
@monkeydluffy_ 2 роки тому
Kanye studying this vid to get jokes for Pete
@EricJh21690 2 роки тому
😂
@EricJh21690 2 роки тому
You mean Skete? 🤣
@toya101keepinitreal8 2 роки тому
📝📝📝📝😂😂😂😂😂
@anthonyrichardbell 2 роки тому
Bruhhhh😂😂😂
@mfbadasseatshitcommies746 2 роки тому
All these pedofiles in one place is what's really funny
@israruji 2 роки тому
"Payton Manning looks like if football players evolve to no longer need helmets" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@garrysmith5562 2 роки тому
He does look like a rugby player.
@serious7179 2 роки тому
@@garrysmith5562 he looks like rugby if it were a person
@benjamindave4821 2 роки тому
That one killed me🤣🤣🤣💔
@lstarbuck20 2 роки тому
That one make me LOL
@shiriimonroe 2 роки тому
Haaaaa
@edgo6434 Рік тому
Pete is a true professional. Everyone had the same generic jokes about his dad and 9/11. Some people say funny things. Some people are funny.
@quecreations3244 5 місяців тому
Pete makes the same jokes about his dad in 9/11.
@peachkissess 2 роки тому
When Martha said call me and Luda and Pete stood up immediately 😆 lol i loved that
@Cheekiemoney Рік тому
Whoever was Justin's marketing team at the time should get a shout out. The roast pretty much brought back his career after everyone hated him.
@LonghornsLegend 2 роки тому
I so appreciate Ann Koulter always showing up and having a blank confused expression everytime 🤣👏🏾
@abbie_joan 2 роки тому
it's because she doesn't know how to take a joke but likes to insult people
@Klaus_the_Fish 2 роки тому
@@abbie_joan wrong.
@bensmith5581 Рік тому
@@abbie_joan Seemed like she was leaning into the joke. But i am unsure who she is
@henriflego9574 2 роки тому
Martha Stewart been hanging out with Snoop Dogg too long 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kingayy9267 Рік тому
They're a fun pair, aren't they?
@justaguy214 2 роки тому
His joke about Shaq looking like Donkey Kong slayed me.
@cramboneusf Рік тому
“Please don’t eat me.”
@DannyBridie 2 роки тому
5:48 Nikki trying to not bust out in laughter gets me every time 🤣🤣
@mawmawlisa6918 2 роки тому
Enjoyed this very much very funny
@thickuums7651 Рік тому
Especially when Pete cracked the joke about Ann Coulter scaring the crows away...... I was in tears both @ that joke and Nikki's face!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bettylopez9566 Рік тому
This is bussin
@MattB_138 Рік тому
@@bettylopez9566 yo mama bussin
@armurph1102 11 місяців тому
@@thickuums7651 I loved the part about where Pete says that people usually just call her c*nt and then that she spends time cutting eye holes out of white sheets. The best part is he sounded le he was not even joking bc those are all true statements about Ann Coulter
@actioninmyphannypack 2 роки тому
“When I talk to you I don’t have fun” That’s such a Hannibal thing to say
@dudewhy6953 Рік тому
Ann’s roast for Pete Davidson was so predictable, but Pete’s reaction was just beautiful 😂😂😂😂😂
@samuelbaje4915 Рік тому
first
@tacticalcupcake5104 Рік тому
That’s the only time in the whole roast he actually got mad hahaha
@courtneyr6645 Рік тому
@@tacticalcupcake5104 it wasn’t the best, yet he still couldn’t handle it
@Wihongi Рік тому
Literally all the roasts about Ann were the same and even more predictable lol
@MrBaymeric Рік тому
I did not get it. Pete Davidson is white, isn't he?
@fateisnotthesameforall4811 Рік тому
Seth Macfarlane does so well in these, I think he would thrive stand-up.
@philippebien5429 Рік тому
It's funny because I don't think my generation appreciated him. But yet all his adult cartoons watchers are between 30-40 yrs of age. Anyone who invented Roger from American Dad deserves a Grammy 5.0 imo.
@vivianstela Рік тому
@@philippebien5429 i agree roger is so funny
@MNIceMan44 2 роки тому
But Ann, if you're here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?!?
@houseofmatrix6174 2 роки тому
The sheet joke was fire 2
@Klaus_the_Fish 2 роки тому
that was lame.
@ridesq Рік тому
I think this is one of my favorites.
@stuffy6664 Рік тому
@@Klaus_the_Fish ahhhhh ur mad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ahhh ur mad
@claytonlatone8959 Рік тому
@@Klaus_the_Fish The delivery made it funny tbh
@florentinovasquez3801 2 роки тому
"This is not the roast of Pete Davidson's father... That was in 2001." "Oh... That was dope!"
@watchgeek3977 2 роки тому
says someone with a crooked face..
@XTRABIG Рік тому
Savage
@nightmarerush4287 2 роки тому
The fact that barely anyone laughed at Ann Coulter trying to roast Pete didn't surprise me but I love how be rubbed that in her face after she stopped talking
@Klaus_the_Fish 2 роки тому
They didn't laugh because they're libturds.
@koncretemang5049 Рік тому
Why does everyone hate Ann Coulter
@bb_arcadia5752 Рік тому
@@koncretemang5049 because shes a racist maga conservative
@EstroMunch Рік тому
@@koncretemang5049 she's one of those alt right figureheads that's just supremely racist and antisemitic like the rest of them. I think she was on some big network at that time too so her opinions were just out there and they're horrible
@believeitornot90 Рік тому
She’s conservative in a liberal world
@justincremeans2244 Рік тому
I love watching Ann realize that people actually hate her.
@AngelGonzalez-tv8mt 2 роки тому
Dave Chappell in the back had me dying
@gemmastyles420 Рік тому
Would have loved to see Dave up there. Lol
@brandonbuzz7075 Рік тому
10:20 I wish he had been on that panel
@MoostachedSaiyanPrince Рік тому
It's one of my favorite Comedy Central Roast moments. It's just so perfect that Dave's in the audience.
@mojdulbox 2 роки тому
10:22 Dave standing up is pure 😍😍
@Zorro_Christ Рік тому
Rob Lowe laughed way too hard at that nanny joke
@Luke-pk9fe Рік тому
Uncomfortable his kids were there
@hankthepatriot3733 Рік тому
I have to admit Peyton Manning definitely got the better end of the exchange with Pete Davidson... "Don't give up kid" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (2:54)
@BO4SHO 2 роки тому
Whoever wrote for Martha Stewart did an excellent job
@randomacousticthoughts 2 роки тому
I love how Beiber holds his own, props to him for coming in swinging
@caprilovette5563 2 роки тому
He was definitely mad & went off after the show
@garbygarb31 Рік тому
All his jokes were written by someone else.
@__m__a__x__ Рік тому
His delivery of the roasts were pretty bad, he probably didn't write them
@smartaMartini Рік тому
It's so cute when Martha Stewart laughs at her own jokes.
@MH-yj4qq 2 роки тому
I love that Pete openly hates Ann Coulter
@bab2224 2 роки тому
He truly can’t stand her, 😂
@masscrook 2 роки тому
everyone hates her 😂
@MrAdlerchen 2 роки тому
Like everybody 🙈
@keeverw12 2 роки тому
Yeah hilarious. But she's not actually a racist. You know that right? If you think she is you aren't smart enough to understand her books. So much easier to make fun of her and jump on the band wagon than to actually try to understand what she's saying.
@RonnieEverette 2 роки тому
@@keeverw12 nope she's a racist 🤷♂️
@sefotaualii370 2 роки тому
"He's beaten every opponent except the letter S" 💀💀💀
@rebeccabyrum3076 Рік тому
REALLY tho... Bout DIED🤣😂🤣
@cc-jy6so Рік тому
I don't get it.
@roshonda3602 Рік тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@daniellebarber3118 Рік тому
@@cc-jy6so me neither!!
@lolitahaze02 Рік тому
Maybe the way he talks?
@jordanmcintosh7471 Рік тому
Justin's writers killed it. I'm not a fan of Justin Bieber but his delivery wasn't bad by any means.
@michaela.754 Рік тому
*you made it!* to snoop
@SportsBoss999 2 роки тому
Pete seems to have found his forte on that Rob Lowe roast. His jokes were excellent. The Jewel comment of "If this is a phone, it's broken" didn't get much for laughs, but was a great reference to that era. Well done.
@djoseph5130 Рік тому
Exactly, I felt like that was a great line, definitely deserved more laughs
@biggiewhite Рік тому
pete had me dying when he was giving props to rob for the breast cancer charity and then dropped the nanny joke 😂
@rynes.rai7er993 Рік тому
That cassette tape was prolly as old or older than most of the people up front
@MyZ001 Рік тому
TBF, I don't think most people in the audience even knew what it was😆
@Saboteur709 Рік тому
All you need is a pencil.
@REGINASONGZ727 Рік тому
"Take your hair off So I can run my fingers through it" 😂🤣😂🤣
@missbettybouncers7119 2 роки тому
"Please don't eat me" 🤣
@backfireproductions4362 11 місяців тому
Pete’s response to Anne’s roast always gets me😂
@MH-yj4qq 2 роки тому
Martha’s quip about Shaq’s mom is hilarious
@buckashisensei Рік тому
Hannibals humor always gets me bro
@MrVladalv Рік тому
who?
@Fallenstartheone 2 роки тому
Thanks for taking a break from throwing Barrels at Super Mario had me rolling.
@XTRABIG Рік тому
broooooo 😮🤣🤣🤣
@sandrastokes9847 Рік тому
@@XTRABIG I laughed until I cried😂😂😂😂
@m.o.egaming5030 2 роки тому
Best believe Martha was running the yard 🤣🤣😂🤣
@lovingmydior Рік тому
I love Pete. He makes that type of situation comfortable/relatable for people like me.
@wannabe.mebruh 2 роки тому
people should be more like pete. these types of things are jokes, take them as such. its warming to see how well he handles being roasted lol
@laioncarlosdalmagre4341 2 роки тому
P
@chrys_stone8716 Рік тому
Well its a roast... these levels of jokes are to be expected lol i think only a few times people got actual offended at these roasts
@HugoStiglitz88 Рік тому
Except for Anne Coulter. Pete handled her joke terribly and a lot worse than ludicrous handled any of his
@thl205 Рік тому
They’re literally paid to be there and they know it’s a comedy roast. Try these jokes to anyone on the street and see what happens 💀
@chiamaka4222 Рік тому
@@HugoStiglitz88 nobody likes anne coulter lol
@mougabo 2 роки тому
NEVER EVER invite Will Smith to one of these!!!!
@nodiggity9472 2 роки тому
He got in *one* little fight!
@grantlaman7461 2 роки тому
@@nodiggity9472 and his mom got scared!
@samuelgreen7274 2 роки тому
YEAH! He'll smack everybody who makes jokes about his wife!
@khennnn 2 роки тому
@@grantlaman7461 she said “you’re movin with your auntie and uncle in bel-air”
@aaroncox8457 2 роки тому
😭😭😭
@AnthonyW07 2 роки тому
This is gold! I've seen these before but in this order the jokes are even funnier.
@soundwaves2453 2 роки тому
Peyton definitely won
@larryousman 2 роки тому
Justine expression when Martha said "call me". LOL
@masscrook 2 роки тому
seth mcfarland absolutely destroyed charlie sheen 😂
@TellSpellz Рік тому
I love how they all can take jokes
@TwitcyTrain Рік тому
All except for Pete Davidson it seems when Anne Coulter went up. It all seemed like everyone was taking it in stride.. But when Anne got up Pete got seemingly mad and started going straight for the jugular . I’m sure he’s been taught not to like her.
@robertmejia2375 Рік тому
@@TwitcyTrain he also said those things before Anne went
@TwitcyTrain Рік тому
@@robertmejia2375 You can tell he clearly doesn’t like her from the start, which is fine. Just kind of cringey watching his reactions to her jokes. Not really sure why she was there to begin with tbh. She’s not a comedian.
@thedeucemonkey2331 Рік тому
That was when you could make jokes and people could take them by giving it back.
@lennys2975 Рік тому
@@TwitcyTrain most of these people aren't comedians...
@rebeccap5538 Рік тому
Ludacris and Snoop Dogg. If I was 38 I'd be freaking out. 😆
@CharlesCinco5 Рік тому
That Shaq joke about the lakers still applies in 2022 🤣
@palainanoctem3776 Рік тому
Honestly it applied to 75% of all the Lakers lineups since they moved to L.A. And I'm a Lakers fan....
@Brian-sf6ew Рік тому
And 2023..
@frankiefresh6937 Рік тому
When he pulled out the most mint cassette tape I ever seen. I died laughing 😆
@hermandadavis 2 роки тому
This is what I call a real roasting session 🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😭
@katiehoholick420 2 роки тому
I've watched this like 10 times it always makes me laugh n like u said this was a real roast 🤣🤘🏻🤣
@jessewehner7564 Рік тому
21:06 Kevin cracking up really got me 😂😂
@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Рік тому
That's nothing! You should've seen him on the Graham Norton Show with Olivia Colman, Ice Cube & Hugh Laurie! 😂😂😂
@Apage125 Рік тому
“Why you got to bring Jesus into your mess that man has suffered enough” 😂
@slipknot_santino7654 2 роки тому
pete being sarcastic after ann’s joke was great.
@dennisrodash3763 2 роки тому
For the physical integrity of everyone on the show, for God's sake, never let Will Smith in.
@raymondkaufmann3167 2 роки тому
Oh please do we will see him get beat down
@sheeeeeesh3622 Рік тому
.
@elfymbouity Рік тому
........
@murraybrown5077 2 роки тому
I mean Pete just takes it so well 😂
@michaela.754 Рік тому
"You made it!" To snoop That was the best comeback
@Got2Goification Рік тому
He killed that comeback so hard. Had me in tears
@enigma7757 Рік тому
Kevin, you look like someone put 50 cent in the dryer. 💀 🤣
@justindavid9979 Рік тому
I just got the double entendre. Thank you!
@cristiancovarrubias4356 2 роки тому
Peyton Manning’s joke to Pete will forever be funny🤣
@livinlife8280 Рік тому
I gotta admit, that joke is up there as one of the funniest jokes on a roast 😂
@LootGoblin42069 2 роки тому
The Dave Chappelle Cameo tho😂
@Mikecars2319 Рік тому
I love how these people being roasted act like they actually wrote the jokes they're coming back with, im looking at you Justin Bieber 😂😂
@ThePianiolist 2 роки тому
“I handed him a joint and he rubbed Bengay into it” 😂
@sidneymwangi9696 2 роки тому
Pete is crazy...the comebacks are fire
@zacharywatts1514 2 роки тому
Dude the Bruce Willis roast probably represented what the roast was made for the most. It was a great mix of hollywood elite and comics
@amandalove1745 Рік тому
Man Martha Stewart KILLED
@charleschyten4356 2 роки тому
Did yall get the part where snoop told Lisa "I roll blunts fatter than you, but you been passed around so many times" 😂😂😂
@MS-wl6ih 2 роки тому
Martha Stewart was Awesome.
@johnnycastellanetta7183 Рік тому
There's no possible way Martha Stewart and Justin Bieber wrote those lines - they were delivered like reading a dictionary.
@audreyshmaudrey Рік тому
I was thinking the same
@mikemeengs5720 Рік тому
Teleprompter
@sethkonoff5891 Рік тому
They v were delivered faster than uber eats
@danielhoward8354 Рік тому
Not so, If it was like reading a dictionary all the words would be in alphabetical order and wouldnt form a sentence.
@Jess-dv2py Рік тому
@@danielhoward8354did you forget that a dictionary isn’t just a list of words it also includes definitions
@YeshuaIsTheMostHigh 2 роки тому
Kevin Pollack's impression of Christopher Walken was brilliant!
@kitthecat6543 2 роки тому
Seeing Gilbert Gottfried really hurt...he'll be missed 😞🥺
@truthseeker6532 2 роки тому
No doubt. What a Gem we Lost!!!!
@michaelhocevar6121 2 роки тому
I can't believe it, but I thought Peyton Manning's joke on Pete Davidson was by far the best...I'm still laughing just thinking about it....lol
@liftpenguin 2 роки тому
100% agreed made me laugh for like 10 minutes
@samnangpoe 2 роки тому
That was great!!
@randyrawdingii5135 Рік тому
Nikki always kills here but Natasha actually cracked me up more than expected... Also Martha's joke about Kevin's first big payday was perfection 🤣🤣🤣
@TheDezembro Рік тому
I love that Bruce keeps apologising to ppl he's roasting 😂
@GabeStrenke Рік тому
I love that on both sides of the pond, Jimmy Carr gets roasted for looking like a ventriloquist doll lol.
@Snuzzi Рік тому
Martha Stewart is hands down the best one 😭😂
@jdmoffat7680 Рік тому
Justin Bieber killed it on the comebacks to Snoop!
@LexLutha Рік тому
Martha Stewart killed it haha
@JLYVE89 2 роки тому
Rob Wriggle was by far the best. I mean look at Petes face about the teeth joke 🤣
@RaunakJain11 Рік тому
5:45 was the best response to that joke of a roast
@sethdaniell1071 2 роки тому
The whole compilation is fantastic, but Pollak's Walken had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe
@Outlaw-sf5kv 2 роки тому
Fr I grew up with watching Bruce. My mom always tried to confuse me. I'd ask her what dad looks like she'd tell me Bruce Willis. So I'd watch all his films and cry everytime he got hurt lol 😂
@wednesday8397 2 роки тому
"Martha Stewart handled prison like a BOSS!!" Cameron Diaz in..."The Other Woman"
@MatthewG1247 2 роки тому
Martha Stewart was definitely the best.
@emilylux9165 Рік тому
Those Anne Coulter jokes were personal asf
@JargonMadjin Рік тому
These roasts are some of the greatest accomplishments we have as a species
@randazza 2 роки тому
29:09 for the G.O.A.T 👑
@Neurotripsicks 2 роки тому
There never will be anyone on any dais who killed it more than Greg Giraldo. RIP brother.
@motogem1408 Рік тому
Yes he was the best! Definitely the roast master of all time! RIP Giraldo
@gei6803 Рік тому
The Goonies Joke had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
@philosophystoryteller Рік тому
Pete is the best on roasts, hands down!
@dince4716 2 роки тому
5:43 The reaction that Pete gave killed me
@caprilovette5563 2 роки тому
R.I.P Gilbert Godfrey 🙏🏾 A LEGEND
@scottconnorzzzzz 2 роки тому
This isn’t the first time I’ve found out about someone’s death via the UKposts comments 😂.
@spaceforce0 2 роки тому
The curious George joke was elite
@GoofyCascade 2 роки тому
😂 in the thumbnail I SWEAR Snoop looks *exactly* like Sid’s grandma from Ice Age bruh 😂😭😭💀
@blazedoutlaw6633 Рік тому
Payton manning cracking up pete killed me
@charlotteenglish3145 2 роки тому
I love David’s face when Pete makes the joke about Macaulay Culkin or however you spell it
@craggleleighton6053 Рік тому
Absolute comedy gold!! Could watch this again n again.
@MrBoDiggety Рік тому
Let's be real. Ol' Martha had the best jokes, timing, and charisma in the whole video.
@sarahlovee1865 2 роки тому
This is the compilation I needed lol I love the come backs and I hate when it takes so long you almost forget the original joke
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