Check out Michael McIntyre's best short jokes! Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/ Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre Twitter: @McInTweet #MichaelMcIntyre #StandUp #Comedy
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@sarahjessop15814 роки тому
I’m now addicted to watching Michael McIntyre. He’s hilariously spot-on about normal life, without (often) using obscenities. Makes me howl with laughter.
@isaacthegoat14324 роки тому
So funny
@loubot83333 роки тому
Definitely the best comedian of our time, absolutely amazing guy.
@ellabrown25873 роки тому
Same
@Pebblesmas2 роки тому
Me 2,addicting!!!
@killiansolomon84342 роки тому
i dont mean to be so offtopic but does any of you know of a tool to get back into an Instagram account?? I was dumb lost my password. I would love any assistance you can give me
@1000teresa4ever4 роки тому
There's Michael McIntyre; then there's his hair. It's a performance in a performance.
@SaraFJones3 роки тому
Thanks, now I can’t stop looking at it 🤦♀️😂
@cathalorourke13 роки тому
Inceperformance
@laurahall9073 роки тому
Very meta
@calebsmommy8122 роки тому
Reminds me of the guy in that viral video years ago arguing about the wicked witch of the east LOL
@krrk63374 роки тому
He can make jokes about walking. What a comedy genius.
@evatarida4 роки тому
KR!RK exactly! Genius! Every thing is a comedic material. And he done it nicely. Wow.
@kitemanmusic4 роки тому
I can make jokes about wanking.
@Mushroom321-4 роки тому
"I'M winning".. 🤣
@Mushroom321-4 роки тому
Well done Michael, "I'm practicly flying" 🙄😂
@isaacthegoat14324 роки тому
Just banter
@afropunkx4 роки тому
I’m getting absolutely Micheal McIntyred this weekend.
@lastjellyontheplate8828Рік тому
I got absolutely Michael McIntyred last weekend, this weekend I'm getting absolutely pantihosed.
@channie_ya4 роки тому
Solution to the missing pen when on the phone, just say "Hold on, this pen doesn't work, I gotta go get a new one. Would you wait for a minute please?"
@anyexpat4 роки тому
Sure comedy routines are all about finding solutions rather than humour
@kingh73294 роки тому
Your an absolute genius
@ProfessorCLion4 роки тому
Or just open up notes on your phone
@danielatj20004 роки тому
I was thinking the same, like shhh know one needs to know, just say it ran out of ink 🤣🤣🤣😊
@kitemanmusic4 роки тому
Leave them hanging on...and on...
@RPGKingdom644 роки тому
How much more positive would the world be if we all just skipped to work 😂
@StephenLewisful4 роки тому
Ria Ford Or to see a biker gang pour out of a bar and skip to their motorcycles.
@matthewharding44624 роки тому
@@StephenLewisful Yes to you both! That would be magnificent!
@nghtwng15724 роки тому
@@StephenLewisful This is a blessed comment😂😂😂
@Steve-fe4lq3 роки тому
And synced our arms together as well..... The world would indeed be a grand place in which to live.
@postcardsfromgeorgia42943 роки тому
👍😂😂😂
@highten4434 роки тому
_I’m going to get totally and utterly car parked!_ 😆🙌
@rosiefay72834 роки тому
0:02 That's a bizarre notion: that it's only posh people who use slang words like those.
@wenchekarlskov14234 роки тому
In my country we say DRITINGS😂🍸
@Darkiie4 роки тому
*_Spangled_* should be everyone's go to
@hallquiche4 роки тому
”Whooh, I was absolutely tooth brushed yesterday!”
@harleywilliams98184 роки тому
@@hallquiche ahahahahahahaha brilliant
@openyreyes2 роки тому
I can't remember how many times I watch this, but every time he makes me laugh.
@pinkpanther46412 роки тому
Same here. I think it's because its so brilliant the things he comes up with. We maybe could think of some things also but to communicate them like he does is impossible.
@that_lucie_girl54154 роки тому
Just moved into university dorms today, first time living away from home and was honestly just up at 1:30am still to have a bit of a cry, then this comes up in my youtube feed and now im cheered up 😁
@ParkeLife4 роки тому
University is scary at first but give it some time and you'll have the best time of your life and meet friends for life there. Hang in there 😊
@timh19074 роки тому
Keep going, you'll love it 👍👍
@robbiebunge8594 роки тому
This, too, shall pass. My daughter leaves in 2 months. Good luck to you 🙏
@nishajassal14764 роки тому
Call me if you feel sad again 😭
@Joe_Payne4 роки тому
I hope it's going well. I'm in Year 13. I'll be in your shoes soon. (On my first day I will comment on this. You have my word.)
@deborahdanielson89013 роки тому
He’s brilliant! Making ordinary, daily, boring activities so funny😂😂😂
@francaperotti59344 роки тому
I lied about the pen, that is me every time.
@rosiefay72834 роки тому
This is why should should always have a pen and some paper by the phone.
@Peppi944 роки тому
What is an "argos pen"?
@francaperotti59344 роки тому
@@Peppi94 an argos pen is a small pen that you write down numbers out of a catalogue of the item you want to buy.
@Peppi944 роки тому
@@francaperotti5934 Thank you!
@francaperotti59344 роки тому
@@Peppi94 your welcome.
@tfilms71454 роки тому
This is just perfection, who else saw this and instantly stopped life for this
@MichealVakas4 роки тому
He is so funny!
@thekremlingremlin76164 роки тому
I wanted to stop my life completely after I realised humanity has stooped to the point of finding this funny
@thenandnow1114 роки тому
To be able to keep an audience in laughter all the time. Now that's a great talent. Even his jokes that he hadn't lined up are even funny. How anyone can say he's underrated is beyond belief. He's hilarious.
@kitemanmusic4 роки тому
I would say he is overrated, but that is just me(an).
@lastjellyontheplate8828Рік тому
@@kitemanmusic yeah it is just you
@Ayeayecapn884 роки тому
I am absolutely cucumbered
@bilindalaw-morley1614 роки тому
Anthony Ausitn I like that one!
@mathewhale35814 роки тому
Oooh...sounds painful. Maybe a quick trip to hospital and have it professionally removed?
@AR-fh2uh4 роки тому
No, that is definitely a different thing.
@oldaccounttwo97944 роки тому
Should've seen it man, I was COMPLETELY dick-tipped last night
@whoever_813 роки тому
I am totally tomatoed
@ellenhannon52984 роки тому
I actually started yawning when he started talking about yawning
@afloatingpineapple61704 роки тому
Yeh same
@lenajesse4 роки тому
Same. And I yawned again as I read your comment. :D
@wowftw1204 роки тому
I felt tired and suddenly felt the urge to, and again when reading your comment, that's weird!
@wenchekarlskov14234 роки тому
Me too😂
@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg4 роки тому
Me five!
@sandramadaris7814Рік тому
Thank You God for Michael McIntyre!!! I just love him--his humor has really lifted my spirits in some recent tough days!😊💖
@dlwatib4 роки тому
We need a word in the English language for that lovely skipping with synchronized arm motion. Now that Michael has invented it, it cannot go unnamed. Since we often name things after their inventor, I propose McIntyring.
@edytar56794 роки тому
Sounds odly catchy 😂 I'll feed it to my inner vocabulary monster and see if it munches 😂😂 sorry it's late and my mind's half shut down 😅😂
@laurencereid14624 роки тому
McInskippying?
@infiniteinspiration16284 роки тому
Skippydidooda-mcintyriaaaaa?😂😂😂😂😂
@gandalfgaertner4 роки тому
Man, i was soooo McIntyred the other day...
@PetroicaRodinogaster2644 роки тому
dlwatib Before I read your suggestion I thought ‘Macintyring’ so I second your motion.
@gaiusmaecenas18614 роки тому
If someone asks me for a pen and I don’t have one I feel guilty for days afterwards. It’s one of my biggest nightmares, because I ALWAYS have a pen on me EXCEPT when someone asks me for one!
@wowftw1204 роки тому
That's because they need a pen in a situation where you typically wouldn't need a pen, just think to deliberately have a pen on you in the most non typical situations
@jondonnelly48314 роки тому
Keister one.
@melanytodd29294 роки тому
deekat3279 : 😂😂😂😂❣. Yep❣
@TheRedAzuki4 роки тому
Do you have a pen on you now?
@gaiusmaecenas18614 роки тому
TheRedAzuki As I’m sitting at my desk, yes ;)
@Kinarmi4 роки тому
This is brilliant. He is so funny! We all need a good laugh every so often.
@estelleburke94084 роки тому
Anyone else drop everything they were doing when this notification came in?😂😂
@larawabsie4 роки тому
Mary E. W. Burke Yep xD
@zuuzuuka4 роки тому
I made the likes 100
@DragonLuver444 роки тому
Yes! I was watching Alien 2 and saw this come up and stop the movie!😂😂😂
@melanytodd29294 роки тому
Me❣
@grahamlive4 роки тому
No, I waited 3 days.
@char-su9vu9 місяців тому
Love his humour! 😂
@SugaMot4 роки тому
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that it is the jokes that are short, rather than jokes about short people
@DesertDog4 роки тому
Don't worry mate, everyone gets there in the end
@cleo72824 роки тому
This is a good short joke too
@kitty628624 роки тому
Bab Rass Ditto
@makeyourownmagic.64014 роки тому
Bab Rass took me to read your comment to realise it wasn’t about short people! So don’t worry lol!
@mjhopgoodswe4 роки тому
Me too...
@____74604 роки тому
I love these old archived clips. Please keep them coming
@joperhop4 роки тому
Works with a lighter as well. "got a lighter" checks all pockets "no sorry, dont smoke"
@charmaineclayton2018Рік тому
Love you, Michael McIntyre. You keep 😊 my spirit up here in no English, no any other language, here in Itly
@chansuable7 місяців тому
There are comics and then there are jaw-achingly good comics! 😂
@SarahWhiskas4 роки тому
Skipping is, indeed, magnificent. I should do it more often.
@jobkramer5604 роки тому
Don't forget the arms, you can go twice as fast!
@Telthecelt3 роки тому
He never fails to bring a smile or a lol. Comic genius. He and Billy Connolly out of the same box. We end up laughing at ourselves.:)
@notthedoctor86214 роки тому
The thing about the tights is always so true 💀💀💀 WHY DO THEY GO UP TO YOUR ELBOWS ?
@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg4 роки тому
Not the Doctor to get all the fat in!!!!
@harleywilliams98184 роки тому
So you can put your arms in and walk around like a penguin 😂😂 but on a serious note..wtf they sooo long 😂 and no .they make the belly worse haha
@lastjellyontheplate8828Рік тому
When they first came out in London around the sixties, they were one size fits all, and never came past my knees as I'm tall, but my besty was short so they fit her perfectly.
@abornbuyer11 місяців тому
Is there a topic out there that Michael can't make you laugh hysterically on? Because so far I haven't heard one yet! Michael is simply a natural at making people laugh!
@Jo-hc8pm3 роки тому
I actually laughed out loud about the pen joke. I love how Michael jokes about things we do in our everyday lives.
@Gypsyjoe672 роки тому
He made my day, week and month, beats all that COVID talk and kills the boredom of lockdown in a very positive and fun way! Thank you Michael! 👍
@deborahdanielson89013 роки тому
He’s a quarantine sanity saver. Love the laughs😂😂😂
@kauffrau6764Рік тому
Watching him, can't stop laughing - he's a genius.
@JR-mq3xf2 роки тому
I skip at work when I'm happy. It's so satisfying
@Lizzyphysio4 роки тому
I am totally and utterly glad I stumbled upon this human being. Best comedy ever!!!
@abbyscheiman79052 роки тому
I started yawning the microsecond he mentioned yawning 😂
@ScarzChosenspokesmen4 роки тому
The skipping one never gets old
@carynlaw84594 роки тому
I totally want to start skipping everywhere. LOL
@kitty628624 роки тому
Caryn Law I’ve actually forgotten how
@matthewharding44624 роки тому
do itttt, I will join you haha
@Metusion4 роки тому
I was completely kangarood the other day.
@originaldahha4 роки тому
ahhhh a fellow aussie =P
@mattfoley17184 роки тому
Metusion mate I had way too much I was absolutely crocodiled
@Fuzcapp4 роки тому
Had a night of total clock n stylus, let me tell ya. Snow faced! I was nothing but underfelt to the remote control, if you know what I mean ...
@zacherymcdonnell2813 роки тому
Metusion sounds aussie
@mama--rua2 роки тому
Oh no thats something different 😁
@deborahwatson24323 роки тому
The best english comedian ever! 💕
@chachaali96903 роки тому
The book joke was my favourite, but this guy is definitely one of the best comedians around.
@quillchii4 роки тому
The skipping! That’s so true! 😂😂🤣
@ogenno50294 роки тому
He's just so funny he can literally joke about anything!
@S.R.Crnt.3 роки тому
He's such a funny guy. I dont think he's ever shot and missed. All his jokes hit the laughter bones all the time.I hope Post-Covid times (if ever) will allow for a world tour.. or at least a Europe tour.
@raeannaroylance54013 роки тому
“I’m practically flying!”😂
@thinkagain34434 роки тому
Oh thanks that short humour break was just what I needed. Getting caught using your phone while you're skipping, that'll be next.
@incarnationcharls4 роки тому
He got amazing energy on the stage 🙌
@littlep.69572 роки тому
I love this man. He is hilarious.
@myrmillionade35122 роки тому
I had such a terrible day today and I got some horrible news and then I watch this and it put a smile on my face. Thank you for the wonderful wonderful jokes. Michael you are a lifesaver you make life just a little bit nicer.
@pinkpanther46412 роки тому
You're not alone. Had the same happen to me. It's non- stop with him and that is perfect for not thinking about other things.
@myrmillionade35122 роки тому
@@pinkpanther4641 I’m sending you love and light. Stay strong. One day at a time. And with a little Michael thrown in the mix.
@AnaisIsAce4 роки тому
The pen stuff is just so funny! 😂
@ShelleyM0074 роки тому
Best medicine in the world!
@FuckTheReason4 роки тому
How does he do it?!? I swear everyone of his joke is just so relatable ! No oder comic does that so well!!
@shona55124 роки тому
It's just called observational humour.
@purechaos4544 роки тому
FuckTheReason and he’s infinitely likeable unlike so many comics. And his comedy isn’t at all offensive. Just clever and hilarious
@RuanAntunes72 роки тому
There are lots of funny comedians but Michael is up there with the funniest I've ever seen.
@leanneblake42484 роки тому
From Syd. Australia. M.M's comedy immediately just lifts your Spirits.
@kitemanmusic4 роки тому
I have a drink to lift my spirits.
@christinakav50294 роки тому
Leanne Blake from Melbourne. X
@rosebell99204 роки тому
I love this guy. Watched almost all his videos, they take my mind off the stress I had for the day
@charlottecolley87132 роки тому
You are always BRILLIANT! We are all like this ... and we KNOW IT!!! ♥️🤣👍
@epicplayz8235Місяць тому
This is the best thing to watch before bed 😂
@pxppy.marie083 роки тому
I died with the yawning part 🥱😂
@catmom13222 роки тому
This guy is wonderful! His comedy is terrific & I noticed he's quite good-looking, too.
@zaydawood53544 роки тому
I was completely and utterly Johannesburged!!! 🍺
@AndiFels4 роки тому
Shot?
@TheStarviking4 роки тому
I was Graafrenieted!
@themultiverse54474 роки тому
Got drunk taking shots, or shot while drinking?
@hisky.4 роки тому
I live in Johannesburg lmao
@infiniteinspiration16284 роки тому
OMG absolutely hilarious!! Skipping!! Lordy him Michael is hysterical! A genius😂😂😂😂😂
@bumnut883 роки тому
you sir hands down are one of the best comedians! youre so relatable with your material and its pure genius! legend!
@taviakane28073 роки тому
My absolute favourite - the most clever, most relatable, downright brilliant, comedian ever 💖
@jessicakondrach49483 роки тому
I have seen so many comics, famous and just at clubs and he is by far the funniest man I have ever seen. I can watch him forever! Such comedy out of daily things we do, I love it. And the clip about the panty hose is hysterical
@traceytansley16592 роки тому
He is hilarious. .love Michael McIntyre!!!!
@vivienneoneill540022 дні тому
Me to,he is great.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@lorawiese55964 роки тому
Laughed so hard when he did the panty hose...so very on point.
@loveazadkashmirandloveall63494 роки тому
Hes the best comedian out there!😂😂
@faithtaylor9888Рік тому
One day he just showed up on my site. Never heard of him before being a American. He is the funniest man I have ever listened to .
@HannahChallisРік тому
Same! And 100% Agreed! He’s brilliant! Makes you laugh so!
@stuartwallace61544 роки тому
Got totally McIntyred last night
@BinkyTheElf14 роки тому
Totally Wallace-Eyed.
@Markyroson3 роки тому
“I was totally cheesed” 😂
@writeract22 роки тому
the skipping arm swing joke is so original - as is most no all of his material - well done Michael!
@jackstikkytube4 роки тому
Let’s be honest... everyone yawned at the yawn part
@tsundoku57334 роки тому
I think everybody was absolutely knackered.
@lindaashford71874 роки тому
All down to mirror neurons ... Google it!
@lucifers.morningstar38054 роки тому
To be completely honest I didn't yawn.
@RuanAntunes72 роки тому
Wrong! I yawned when I read this 😂
@mid15773 роки тому
He’s the most graceful skipper I’ve ever seen.
@whoever_81Рік тому
A genius compilation of a genius comedian!
@gilltate30292 роки тому
Brilliant as always x
@katherine566314 роки тому
Best comedian in life.
@soilgrasswaterair4 роки тому
Have you ever had someone reach out their arm so you can read the time off their clock and since you didn’t know them at all or well enough you didn’t really dare to look properly, but still said “thank you” and smiled at them and then walked away still not knowing the time?
@mydogdeli4 роки тому
Whenever that happens I look at them in stunned disbelief that they're wearing a clock on their arm.
@ploppyploppy4 роки тому
I always have to look twice. For some reason the first time I don't actually read the time in my panic, put my arm down, then realise I still don't know and have to look again.
@themultiverse54474 роки тому
No. That is absurd. I am confident.
@wigg1yscott5544 роки тому
I watched this whilst getting utterly Pringled!
@b.j.hinote43014 роки тому
You are the funniest man ever.
@billysinge89774 роки тому
B.J. Hinote that’s what she said.
@georgeh64884 роки тому
I was absolutely shopping centred 🍺🍺
@anyexpat4 роки тому
Did you get completely Tesco Savered?
@georgeh64884 роки тому
Kenny Duff no I was Waitrose finested
@anyexpat4 роки тому
@@georgeh6488 Wow sounds like you almsot got double jumpered
@georgeh64884 роки тому
Kenny Duff I was buy one get one free’d
@kylawiles60364 роки тому
Please note: this is a video full of jokes that are short NOT jokes about short people like I thought haha
@rhig40814 роки тому
Haha i did too
@mystismith58154 роки тому
*If you lie about having a pen to take down a number, buy some time by claiming the pen has stopped working and ask for a moment to locate a functional pen...*
@DoubleDeckerAnton4 роки тому
Michael is such a natural...😂🤣🔝👍
@leecevictoria4814 роки тому
Favourite comedian!!! 💘🙏
@NikkiSalazar.3 роки тому
He's practically flying! 😆
@DhavalBrahmbhatt26273 роки тому
He is so natural and hence his jokes are so funny
@jackiebuchanan72444 роки тому
My bucket list Get a heart from Micheal mclntyre
@PlainVlogs4 роки тому
Kamypon 45 its not his channel. Its some random guy
@edm33874 роки тому
Joshua Potts it’s clearly not michael McIntyre uploading these videos? Obviously someone uploading them on his behalf. Are u thick with ur « dOn’T mAkE aSsUmPtIoNs »
@theID22 роки тому
something i haven't seen in a long while. actual funny!
@RiloTheRathlubian4 роки тому
“Fucking pyjamad!” 😆
@leereadman99404 роки тому
love this guy always makes me laugh
@plaidshirtanomaly2 роки тому
I would love to know how many steps micheal does per show 🤣🤣
@feirouzefoufa30364 роки тому
I really needed this break 😂🤣🤣🤣 thanks man 👍
@Donatello4494 роки тому
Lmao, this guy is utterly brilliant. I loved that last one in particular so true and hilarious! 100
@warren52nz4 роки тому
I've wondered all my life why skipping seems like such an efficient way to get around (even though I would never do it in public now). 8^)
@matthewharding44624 роки тому
you are NZ too? Perhaps if we form a group it wont be so embarressing haha
@Twinrehz4 роки тому
I love skipping! ^^ I usually don't do it when people are watching, because I don't want people to think I'm a total weirdo, but it has some curious fun to it.
@alisonbarratt37724 роки тому
I live in Canada.if we ever meet perhaps we could go skipping together.ha ha or we could be each others lookout 2 see if anyone is coming.hs ha ha
@sandybrown38794 роки тому
Gonna try that skipping with arm swings
@sheilaburns89773 роки тому
Introduced to Michael recently on the Graham Norton Show. His observations about life are witty and his delivery of every day situations is so funny. PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.
@Peppi944 роки тому
I yawned through this whole video! Thanks a lot, Michael!!