well that movie will begin with Namaste Trump to gain attention of Indian audiences.

Oh it's definitely going to happen. It's their MO.

Imagine if we would of had a zombie apocalypse, we would of been fucked since day 1

Look, you KNOW there will be. At minimum, overstuffed pillow Sean Hannity will produce one. Might as well start mentally preparing now. 🤔

@@targaryenXoolf Hang on for a minute, you want to steal the moment of epic 240fps slow mo shots of a test tube being dropped onto the floor on a super top secret genetic laboratory in Wuhan? Not a chance!😏

Lazy Sloth now we know how the walking dead started.

Would be the only country to go

All apocalypse movies take place in the USA because the rest of the world just learned how to deal with the zombies and moved on

Go big or go home

Kenneth McGregor lol

He'd be toxic though.

The most intellectually dense in his neighbourhood too.

He'd probably taste like bear meat

haha good one

Jones is rich in nitrates & sulphur like *any manure* they should *bury him alive* in his garden & plant potatoes... will grow fast.

Ventilators are proven to worsen the effects actually. That's why the death toll was so high in countries with great healthcare, plus giving 4 different prescriptions were given in Italy which lowered the imune system. That's because doctors were in panic because they wanted to help but overdid it. Lancet has peer reviewed research papers on both of those.

@@jasminmemic even more reason to take preventive measures like wearing a mask and staying home

well lucky for them there aren't any

*Patriotic choking noises*

@@jasminmemic wtf?! sars-cov-2 (the name of the virus that causes covid-19) causes pneumonia, so how are you going to keep someone breathing without a ventilator? also, I would like to see that lancet paper.

his father will hear about this

Also known as the Malfoy syndrome

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/ooWTgqmboIeWkX0.html Watch some actual journalism..

Exactly what you think when you see him

Yes. We do. His father was put in prison for financial crimes by Cris Christie of N.J. -That apple skimmed the tree trunk on way down.

Man kann über die derzeitige Regierung sagen was man will aber ich bin mir sicher mit anderen in Führungspositionen hätte es böse ins a Auge gehen können. Und hier das obligatorische "GERMAN MEDICINE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!!"

Schlachti10 Where! I need to see it.

@@A_annoying_rodent bro chill mal deine base, omg. Aber sonst stimm ich dir zu, deutschland machts echt gut lmao. Zum Glück haben wir keinen Trump als Staatsoberhaupt. Hab heute wieder schule btw, was schön ist :) .

@@A_annoying_rodent Ehrlich gesagt, hatte ich von der Großen Koalition in ihrem letzten Jahr nicht mehr viel erwartet, aber sie haben sich überraschend gut zusammengerissen.

Ich glaube wir haben also die Regierung hat einiges richtig gemacht aber viieles auch falsch oder macht es nach wie vor falsch. Und die Bevölkerung hat sich zur Mehrheit an die einfachen Regeln gehalten.

I have a hunch that we won't be rockin in August either.

@@derekrequiem4359 September isn't looking too good for rockin either

If we're the boat, then 2020 is definitely rocking it.

Spoiler alert, no one is surprised that Jared is an idiot.

2021 anyone?

And then they make out. I mean, did I say that?

@@psychicbyinternet Into it.

Doing a full officer and a gentleman skit

@@psychicbyinternet Same tho

I love how he exchanged Olsen twins jokes for Adam Driver bdsm fantasies jokes.

In Trump's defense, Alex Jones would have likely eaten his neighbors under any sitting President.

@luca kro Looking at all this from Germany it is really, really hard to believe how bipartisan the US is while the dead bodies pile up. I Don't Get it.

Lucas T trust me friend. Majority of Americans don’t get it either.

@@lucast2212 I blame the president that purposely and consciously alienated a portion of its own people just to humour his own base, I genuinely can't find Trump supporter that able to argue Trump viability with only his own merits without point fingers to the other side. it's boil down to they're (arguably) worsts and just plain stupid troll and name calling

@@Acrylescent yet you still voted the clowns in. Every country gets the government it deserves.

to many on the outside, that was clear long before corona

Yes, to the world but not to intelligent people, News outlet, Congress who Impeached him and all the protest against Trump from day one. The Women's March, etc. The Reality of Extremely Poor healthcare has become more Real but it's been there since the old Congress and Senate tried to Repeal & Replace Obamacare without "any" back up plan. imagine eliminating people from healthcare with "Pre-existing" Conditions. If this doesn't wake up the people in this country.....nothing will. Vote Trump Out in November....he's a Lying Manic.

To many pussies

Nah. It's just demonstrated it for the several thousandth time, and Trump supporters still don't know it.

@@SMarti018 So Scott, would you please state more clearly exactly what you mean. "To many pussies", says nothing about the topic of 'testing', I would like to understand you. Or would more than three words stress your ability to communicate?

This whole month hasn't aged well.

neither has Kushner himself

Yeah that "by june" comment really could not have been more wrong.

We are on i think day 18 of no new covid19 cases in new zealand.

Very frustrating that we can't access current JO videos here in OZ. 😠

So that you're sensationalized and you get free advertisement on other shows ... I guess... Or he's really that insane, which, nowadays seems to be the norm considering people are going to re-elect Trump.

He's too lazy to do that and his neighbors wouldn't suspect.

Nate Smith they won’t if we actually vote for Biden

Did you think the far right was buying guns to hunt deer? 😂

Because he was always just looking for an excuse

Definitely showed me who not to trust and who doesn't give a shit about other people. And they're usually people proclaiming their love for Jesus in the same breath. Total hypocrites.

It's the same all over the planet , i hope all of us realize that it's a globalization and the stupids are winning the battle. It's the same everywhere keep that in mind there are no different countries we are all the same .SHEEPLE. This is the time when it's more obvious then ever that not even the people who are in the highest functions , HAVE NO CONTROL AND NO POWER , the power is in the hands of the greedy corporate invertebrate scumbags , and that's just THE AMERICAN DREAM. i'm from a small country in europe

hey! Welcome to the other side of the world where we see that country as you see it.... but for decades now!

Too many Americans believe the best type of government is an ineffective one, incompetent and weak. Before I came to this country myself I used to believe that was just a joke, maybe the mentality of a small number of nutcases that occasionally took over a national park and nothing more. It was only after meeting some otherwise reasonable people did I come to realize how deep into the American psyche that runs. Every group contains these 'never trust the government' types, all with their own reasons as to why and all ignoring any positive things government brings. As if thee people grow up being told that something bad will happen to them, personally, if their own government isn't brought down every chance they get. Saddest part of all: It hasn't stopped the things they fear from happening... America is a police state without any of the social benefits!

Very frustrating when people are literally picketing and protesting a virus🙄 we hit a new low!

If only you could see late June. Those numbers are going up!

as am I

It's july and you guys are breaking coronavirus records. You just hit 50k infections in ONE day. And that's just those who got tested the real number is way higher.

Im watching this on July 6th and people are dropping like flies

The July comment aged even worse

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Unfortunately, Alex Jones is not most societies

KingCaino Plays there are cannibal tribes and those count as societies

@@TheNinthGenerarion I hear most of them are ritualistic cannibals, where instead of hunting people down and eating them or whatever, they just eat their departed family members as a means of them living on within them or something like that.

SuperStachey eightnineeightnine I understand that, but they’re still eating human flesh

Just imagine if the Dems had gone with universal healthcare guy as their candidate.

Absolutely. Family name would never to be mentioned again

Let's not forget that Jared Kushner is the guy helping Saudi engage in the butchery taking place in Yemen which has left it even more vulnerable to the pandemic. Yemen may be splitting in two permanently. There's a great video analysing the Yemen secession crisis as well as a background explainer of Yemen's Civil War and US involvement in it: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/p6GhfIxqr3h0o3k.html

Yup

Unfortunately, the Congress isn't exactly sane right now!

jacksparrowismydaddy I see Adam Driver seeing John Oliver, shrugging and saying, "Ok."

Grandpa Driver: "Have you seen this John Oliver? He is a riot." Adam Driver: "Show me again, grandfather." Grandpa Driver: "After Dinner, boy. You need to eat those vegetables first." Adam Driver: "I will finish what you started."

"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it"

Hurt him good. 😉

There is a quota of one homosexual non-sequitur per episode.

Yep. Just check out "prepper" and "pantry" on youtube, and those people even sometimes leave their addresses on their "about" page! lmao. Brilliant planning, "survivalists."

His neighbours could gang up too. There's plenty Alex Jones to go around.

Alex Jones IS years worth of food stocked up, check that gut boi

MARTHA USE YOUR HEAD!! HIS NEIGHBORS DONT WANT TO GET MAD COW DISEASE!!! (So they can't eat him)

Of course he doesn't. He said he has superpowers. And the fucking thing is "honesty"? Yep, he's the kind of man that thinks he's so special that no one could ever do what he is saying he's capable of. He's basically the guy that says he's so good at CoD, but had never, ever played with someone else or played online.

Life of an NPC

🤣

one of my fav lines from Ricky

Brilliant

So True!

September 9th ... still not.

@@Luubelaar October and they have the greatest number of deaths per capita, accounting for 20% of the world's Covid cases.

November ninth and Not so much.

July again: rocking, we are not. (Looming around every corner, Delta says hi)

Kind of sad that a British talk show host has taught us more about the US government, infrastructure, economy, and pandemic issues than most US newscasters.

"If you're out there, if anyone can hear me..."

He is like that newscaster expositioning everyone how dire the situation is in the beginning of every zombie apocalypse movie.

Isn't that just jack of society of virtue

He's the radio announcer in every fallout game at this point

If and when we truly hit apocalypse conditions, meaning more severe than what is going on now (God forbid), I would expect nothing less than for John to be there tellin everyone how it is

Akshay Kurale he looks like a 40 y/o virgin. Like the kid at school who doesn’t hang with his definition of the poors (anyone with less that 10 million dollars in bank) at his private catholic school. Like a guy who’s disgusted by the thought of bbq. Like a guy who doesn’t believe in consent and thinks wife’s should look sexy and do not need to be good people.

i just don't know what you are talking about. He looks old. Not as old as a laborer, but not young for a rich do-nothing guy.

Just so you know, this made me shoot coffee out my nose. It was painful. My shirt is stained. I'm not even mad.

Shanna Wheeler I wish that I reacted like that when I ruin things by accident.

Yes!

Try 3 years with the death toll slowly building closer towards 0.1% percent of the Earth’s population.

It's like a time capsule on magic mushrooms

A whole new record.

Adam Driver asides - NOT funny.

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/ooWTgqmboIeWkX0.html Watch some actual journalism..

It resets every second

Consistency!

Thank you :). I pity us too

Dude... prey for us.

We might not *be in this situation without the worst leadership.

Our logistics are a nightmare and our politics are exacerbating the issue. I am afraid. Thank you for your kind words

The response is not much better in Sweden weirdly enough

😆

That's so spot on 😂

And you know trump would avoid it because it has “pass” and “test” In that statement

Hahahahahaha! So true!

He probably has trouble passing the CAPTCHA test on a website too

His true super power is that he prefers eating his neighbors ass over food.

Because in comparison, the neighbors are more nutritious.

Don't worry, he's only planning on doing this, YEARS from now

He says in 2-3 years he'll have to eat his neighbors, because he thinks this is the beginning of the end of society, not because we're in lockdown now.

@andrew miller the drive needs to be sent by post, while an email sent by any device should have sufficed

Hey Jared, it's the beginning of September and the US is a right shitshow.

hey Jared Kushner it is mid-November and cases are skyrocketing faster than ever

Hey Jared Kushner, its mid-January and we’re all fucked and have another strain of the virus. Definitely not rockin’ yet.

hey Jared Kushner, it's the end of your FIL's presidency, and we're all still fucked. Definitely not "rockin'" yet.

LUL he even said Patrick was ahead of his time. hah got me with a double made my day.

Coronabob viruspants

President Patrick Starfish would be an improvement over the Orange idiot

@@amehak1922 No Mr. President, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

​@@amehak1922 There's 100 people to have ever lived maximum that would make a worse president than Trump, and that list includes people like Joseph, Adolf, Vladimir, and Jong-Un. You all know what four people have those first names.

They usually do

An immigrant comedian, too!

directfunebru it’s weird how John Oliver tells everyone it’s just comedy and not serious journalism though. It’s obviously serious journalism using satire as the communication tool.

He doesn't... He just isn't an egocentric sociopath like the president.

Because they can actually be held accountable in court if they spread misinformation.

It had value?!?

Oh, I don't think he's affected the entire state.

Underrated comment right here

Spot on

Well, we used to have people in place to deal with issues like viruses, but a certain President decided to fire every one of them, and it goes back from day 1 of his Presidency. Apparently, after Obama left, he set up meetings and briefings that would have prepared Trump's administration for situations just like this, but instead of going to them and learning important things, Trump fired all of Obama's people and never went to any the briefings. So, we absolutely had measures in place to deal with pandemics, but they were sabotaged from day 1 of Trump's presidency.

Trump is Rose

@@jaym3548 But not on this level of stupidity. At least the past presidents wouldn't be like, ITS A HOAX, or the KUNG FLU, maybe we could inject disinfectant into the bloodstream.

He said he had plenty of practice telling jokes tp deadly silence when he was a stand-up in England.

He is so much better than any of the other presenters. They haven't been able to adjust from presenting to a live audience and keep on leaving pauses for non-existent live studio reactions.

@amari boxill *it's a small world intensifies*

Amari Boxill I’m impressed that I’m laughing without a studio audience. Lots of other personalities suddenly become unfunny when they don’t have a forced laugh track

@David Torr Trevor Noah is doing a great job aswell.

Despite being a comedian and host of a show, he's surprisingly introverted. lol

A person of culture I see

So he is driving... to driving school...

I care about SpongeBob, a fictional character, more than I care about Donald Trump and Mike Pence. Even Patrick Star is smart enough to wear masks.

absolutely unacceptable. we should demand he correct this vital mistake next week or be branded fake news! lol

@@MaeLSTRoM1997 Well, to be fair (and I thought the exact same thing that nicolas rededeo did), futhorck did say "he is going to driving school," making the inference that he is actively driving almost inevitable. Thanks for clarifying the situation. Now, someone explain to me _why I care about this at all_??

Comedy shows are usually in on their own jokes.

One of those things is an intentional comedy.

That's the thing about people that make jokes at the expense of those in power. Many times, they know MORE about what's happening than the very court itself. Ever thought of court jesters as mere idiots who could tell jokes and juggle? Remember they were part of the few that knew how to read and write in latin, knew numerous songs and stories by memory, knew a lot of physical tricks... AND were the only ones that could make fun of a king in his face. Jesters in the middle ages were the political comedians of ours. This historical fact is the reason the "Sad Jester" (Stańczyk) painting is one of my favorites. He's the only one in the court that knows things are utterly fucked up, he's crushed emotionally behind the scenes and staring at a void... while the king and the court celebrate in the party, blind to their failures and to their imminent collapse.

Am surprised too, been seeing this a lot lately for the last 3 years. I mean am watching from Kenya and i cant believe the shit happening in the US govt.

... 'cuz they have to ° fact check ° do it in less than an hour ° be funny if not slightly amusing

Excellent.

*chef kisses* beautiful

I would like to see alex jones moving next to Hulk Hogan, be it either sitcom or reality tv. Either way gonna be interested in watching that desperate hound Alex try to eat that Hulks ass.

could also be porn idk.

That's a great idea! 👏👏👏

For some non-americans like myself, it's just fascinating to see display of free speech

@@TheVivianable There will be a time when greed the of the world will be expunged. And from that, all of us will be united as a human race and no more boundaries will exist. Why ? - because its our only way to progress and evolve and humans. If we don't our species is doomed, because of ignorance and fear of the unknown.

I'm not American, but this guy is helping me keep my sanity through this quarantine.😆

John Oliver is the best, but it's disappointing that he has such a low bar to clear.

Translucent sociopath! Best description of Kushner - so true and hilarious!

@@kellyparkinson8594 he eats babies lol

I think it was revealed in American Psycho

His moisturizer is the tears of the impoverished.

When you're a millionaire robber-baron you can afford millions of dead babies and skin transplants.

Yea kinda shitty

Maybe George Lucas is in charge of YT these days...

You just expressed the sentiments of every educated American with a single sentence. Impressive, yet still depressing.

It should scare the f..k out of you.

Depresses the entire world

AMEN man...! Sorry to hear that ur country has morons in power...! My country aint far behind to be honest...! It sucks...!

I feel really bad for my american brethren. Im in Canada and have literarally never felt more pride than I have watching my government handle this properly. This whole trump thing is a disaster and I literally cannot understand anyone who still supports him. He is going to have hundreds of thousands die and still pat himself on the back than show a shred of emotion for the victims and their families.

Cptn. Penguin spongebob truly is everywhere

That had me dying 😂😂😂

I wasn't prepared for the Animal Crossing reference.

@@silver7215 it's true. My wife and I literally used to quote Spongebob pretty much every day for years. Incidentally, our wedding was Spongebob themed.

@@josephperez4319 is that you joe biden?

Thats the story of my life.

As another kiwi, its shocking isn't it! I cant belive it. And what's happening in my own country (uk) all my mates tell me how bad it is there too, we have no idea, so much gets hidden by the media.

As a British person, can I ask one thing? What's it like having a competent government that isn't being lead by a clown?

@@Zero_Ninety it's actually pretty good, from what I've seen of it. Much better than the uk, but i don't really pay much attention to whats going on, as long as I'm hunting, fishing, jet boating, dirt biking and out in the 4x4. Having a fee debrief beers with the boys after, I just live in my own little world. But I'd rather be here, than in the uk! From what I've seen borris is a ball bag.

@@Zero_Ninety i mean she is by no means perfect, and has pissed people off by bragging about how she took a pay cut even though our last prime minister did the job for free 🤷‍♂️ but she's still amazing at her job and the definitely helps with the feeling of security for our country

@@Zero_Ninety Like America from 2008 - 2016

Somebody on the writing staff is a fan of Zero Punctuation...

Capitalism

Tenchin Mo congrats on the house upgrades

Tom Nook is a tanooki you uncultured swine

Best 300 hrs of my life

It's crazy that he's not in a facility; the man is clearly legitimately deranged

Definitely call the cops.

I wonder if it is possible to kill the devil.

J Hill for real.. lol

Or barbecue him first, in a preemptive strike! He looks like he could comfortably feed a family of four for a week.

WEWOWEWOWEWOWEWOWEWO - Patrick Star, more relatable than angry orange man

Trump has nothing. It's clear no brains with less than that

Patrick for president

I think it's more of a hyperlapse of cars crashing into each other in the highway

Watching a car crash in slow motion is America on a good day. This is more like watching a "Best of" montage of the world's deadliest crashes on repeat for several months now.

Suzaku4489 years,

Lemon Lols how so? Seems like it’s not as bad as people think.

Very old joke: 2 guys are sitting in the cinema, the one tells the other "that guy there driving in the dessert will crash into the tree there" "i dont believe that!" " he will, watch" the driver crashes into a lonely tree in the dessert. "see, i told you, i watched that movie before!" "well i watched it also before, i just didnt think he does the same failure a second time!"

The name check's out.

The US constitution says you have the right to defend yourself, so just shoot the virus.

Yeah but obviously guns are more important. I need to defend myself against the government, because my ar-15 will hold off an F/A 18 and an abrahams tank when the government decides to take over 🤦‍♂️🙄

You test by shooting - if they bleed to death they've been sick all along. Probably also smoked pot, so good riddance.

Of course, as Americans killing others is okay. Testing if you are infected might wake people up from finding out the truth. Better believe Trump: "We're doing an incredible job!" No proof against that.

I mean it got us through the cold war... barely

Especially with this egomaniac in charge.

Also plenty of internal issues.

@@joseph122 I think somewhere along the way we confused being optimistic with arrogance :/ optimism is thinking things will be better and arrogance is thinking that you're the better one.

Basically all of them. I'm so sick of it.

Or sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.

I actually LOVE when these imbeciles speak. It PROVES how unworthy they are to be running ANYTHING!!!!! Had he been kept quiet, & only the experts spoke, the world never would have known we have a POTUS that wants people injected with Lysol. Pure genius. (Pun intended)

Please! 🙏

I was unsettled by hearing him speak

hes just a sock puppet. he just repeats what his handlers say he should say.

At current, I think it's somewhere around 100k but Republicans keep saying that they falsified the number of deaths.

June 7th, even worse, and Trump trying to create the SS to control the population. Can it get worse......?

@@DoctorWhoKage yeah by under-reporting!

Nothing is idiot-proof.

jcskarambit unfortunately.

...as well! 😒

Krysty Cavallo lol

@Krysty Cavallo it's funny,. After they finally did report about the impact on their country and was nearly shut down, our country was still accepting international travel with no quarentine for another whole month (maybe a bit more). Even when the virus broke out in Italy, we were still accepting foreign travel with no quarentine (except Chinese travel). All this time, when we knew about the extent of the virus, the president denied, on live TV, that coronavirus was a threat to the US at all. He said that we don't need to do anything to prepare because it won't reach here.

Or, just take it exactly as it is. No need to take it out of context when what he's actually saying is the craziest shit most people have ever heard.

Or stop giving him any sort of attention at all. Let that man fade into the ether.

I met Alex at a bar once, it's not _a schtick._

That’s what he wants. He’s got low viewership, but he knows he can boost his numbers by saying/doing something over the top and getting memed

I haven't had a good ass eating in awhile. I hope he can deliver. My booty hole needs some 💖💋👅🤣

Napoleon I Bonaparte in the same season

and consecutively 😥

Captain obvious.

That is actually just about as good of a gauge as you could get.

thank you napoleon, very cool

Yes, please.

YESSSSS

Please!!!!

I want to watch two grown men awkwardly zoom

YES, DO IT

Rest of the world: nope, wasn't crazy, was just normal common sense logic, only Americans will think anything John has said was "crazy" or some kind of shocking prediction that no one could have seen coming.

John Oliver is simply using rational thought and logical behaviour by getting up to date, verified information from EXPERTS globally who dedicate their lives to studying and understanding how and why these diseases work. America currently has over double the amount of any developed country. Testing, tracing, quarantine and stringent hygiene is the only proven effective strategy currently.

One day, an evil wizard caught a bunch of used-car-dealers. Then in a ritual of unspeakable nature while the stars aligned he chopped them up and sewed the most despicable parts together to form the hull. Then the same evil wizard tore the resting souls of one hundred 19th century snake-oil-salesmen from their resting places and infused the creepy husk in his lair of evil. To finalise his deed, he somehow replaced the mouth of the beast with a megaphone. And voilla - Alex Jones came to be. Now you know his origin-story. Share it as you please

Robert Nett Awesome 👍🏻

Yeah, but he says he's honest, so clearly he is honest.

No one talks about how honest they are more then a liar.

The most recent podcast with joe Rogan was a clear example of how insane he is

At first I had thought that people with stupid emo haircuts were the people that had the most punchable faces on Earth. Then Kushner entered the scene.

Good idea , absolutely nobody who matters will know , ...testing 123

I sleep easy without thinking about him because you know damn well Ivanka fucks, just not him.

Good thing Kushner shaped up and got a proper haircut, just look how shabby he was in his high school yearbook pic. images.app.goo.gl/icko9beU8CwZimhw5 Now that haircut is a "Great success"!

His father Charles Kushner is a convicted felon and disbarred lawyer, that's who.

As soon as I heard it I immediately thought of about three or four people who needed to hear that in real life.

@@Iwasrightallalong My thoughts exactly; that really is an accurate description.

GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! But I am the cool UKpostsr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so IT is all good! Thanks for you attention dear alfred

Draco Malfoy in a nutshell

After John said that I had to google who Jared Kushner's dad was, this is what came up: "Charles Kushner is an American real estate developer. He founded Kushner Companies in 1985. In 2005, he was convicted of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering." Like father, like son, like father-in-law.

He looks and acts like he already has...

As is his fat belly

Let's be honest Alex Jones wasn't being serious, it's an obvious joke.

I'm fairly sure property values near Jones' place have been dropping for a while anyway ^^ Even aside from his radical bullshit spreading he's also caught up in A LOT of lawsuits ranging from pretty minor scammy things to actually getting people killed by selling supplements that have insane levels of lead in them...

The first time that "There goes the neighborhood" will be the proper response.

Fire up your popcorn because it's going to get juicy going forward.

@@xuto2693 Might wanna grab another bag cause shits gonna get crazy in a bit.

I watched SGN with John Krasinski first so I laughed before feeling like this😳😳

I think he low key already ate a few.

Leah Why would anyone live near him? Those poor people.

Jill Hurley Yeah.....kinda made me cringe a bit. Take care, Jill.

Dr. James Olack Thanks. Take care, as well.

@salamanca1954 That's hilarious!

No, he lost custody, he is just full of shit.

He lost custody and then got it back. Ironically, by claiming he's just playing a role and doesn't actually believe anything he screams. I don't think he knows what he's lying about anymore.

I used my eyes and ears which are connected to my brain to come to the conclusion that Alex Jones is a lunatic just like his mentor DUNCE CAP DONNY. You obviously have eyes because you read the last comment, and most likely have ears. But they are obviously there to let the wind blow through the empty spot in your head where your brain may have been at one point. I think too much of Alex Jones has turned it into a pile of oozing mush and it has dripped out of the place where it once was

Anxiously awaiting your reply Juanita

You are typing not talking dumbass. Things to do!! Like watching the Wizard of Oz to see where the scarecrow got his brain LOL

Never have I heard a more accurate and appropriate comparison.

Now that he mentions it, he does have a curiously punchable face.

All the kushner lines were spot on

I need to create a reminder for that. Maybe in hindsight, this decade makes any sense.

Sadly, people will forget the mistakes and will make them again.

"Once upon a time there was a country called America where a dim-witted orange ogre lived..."

2020 just won't be mentioned... ever

The year of 2020 , i hope ppl are writing their experiences NOW because personal accounts will be where future generations hopefully can search themselves,find truth & learn from our present everyday citizens who survived, struggled, worked as an essential, lost loved one s ,saw a Government they agreed or disagreed with & why & acts or heroics of compassion & unity ,amidst the sugar-coating if at all mentions potentially presented within their history classes .

except that the New World Order is real

UltraAar blue Monday was a great song love new order

@@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek if you wanna be a slave you'd like the concept

UltraAar it was a reference to an eighties band

@@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek I know.

My father will hear about this!

@@Lexifox1993 in law*

no one cares about lucius, draco!!!!

Coattail Surfing, the hip old sport among rich kids. Frequently combined with illegal substances and a secret wish for some semblance of love instead of just money and power.

Father in law stupid limey

Henrik N Nope. Only stupid people are breeding.

Nope. I think we're all very surprised.

He got divorced a few years ago I'm sure his children don't even live with him 🙄

While everyone is distracted by Alex Jones' antics, Yemen may be splitting in two permanently. Theres an interesting a video analysing the Yemen secession crisis, it's impact on the PANDEMIC as well as a background explainer of Yemen's Civil War and US involvement in it: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/p6GhfIxqr3h0o3k.html

@Reichert Zetopan shocker

Extremely awkward interaction - so, everyday for John 😅

Greg A French kiss is only awkward the first couple of seconds.

@@jaridkeen123 It's never too late to have an abortion, if you catch my drift.

Or back before I didn’t know he existed.

mymak2015 those were the days

He wasn't really seen either. He's barely visible, like some kind of imbecilic spectre.

I mean the time when he was neither sounds a lot more enticing if you ask me

A lot of lwt videos are unavailable in Canada which sucks

LX? Why so late? It will happen before.

I read this with and without context and it makes the same amount of sense

Nonsense, I hereby submit to the committee that Alex Jones has in fact already eaten a neighbor at some point in the last 3 years. My evidence is a lot of people are saying it, and by a lot of people, I mean me about 5 minutes ago.

By the looks of him he already has.

That’s coronavirus VII man lmao