and there is one right next to the Walmart in Astoria

@@mena376 which apparently is actually in Warrenton..

@@erikaswanson7072 rofl nice

He knows that, this is job security.

@@christophercomtois7175 HA! I came back to reply to my own post to say the same thing. Seth knows, and he's baiting us. Well played, Seth. Well played.

My eyes are not good enough to tell for certain. My mother made many blankets, both knit and crochet, and I can't rule out that it isn't knit. I'll happily bow to anyone with more experience.

It is crocheted 😄

At this point he is just baiting the knitting/crocheting community. I think the graphics department is not the only one that likes being yelled at.

Honestly, not enough profanity in this correction. Just not a great representation of the knitting/crochet community.

Is the “crochet community” not a more militant breakaway faction of the knitters?

Nice analogy @HNE Games

accurate

Just Awesome

It might get to the point that the segment What We Got Right would be shorter.

He's in denial

Pretty... pretty... pretty... good

The longer the better.

Yeah

I agree, even when the laughter becomes authentic only when Seth stares at them a while

That rapport is magical.

yeah like they’re not super hyped and laughing at everything. and seth plays to the smaller crowd by going weird and specific instead of generic. some shows I like with a crowd, this one I prefer without

I too love the authenticity of the mirth. I also felt this about some of Evie's responses with Colbert in lockdown. She genuinely loved and laughed at the silly shenanigans. It made it so much more relatable and loved the genuineness of their relationship.

The correct spelling is "Jackals." Also, "us viewers" employs the object pronoun, it requires the subject pronoun "we." ;)

@@richarquis Thanks! Spelling and I..Are knot friends.😉

@@fanya2657 I was being the jackal!

@@richarquis l

Well, you can be frienemies then! 😁 Everyone has their archenemy, & maybe even their nemesis. But, no worries! And I feel the same as you about Seth, Amber, the crew, all the viewers, & the whole Pack o' Jackals! 🥰💕

But would it still be considered carpooling if with a skeleton?

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 Yes, if the skeleton is driving. If the skeleton is in the passenger seat, you get a traffic ticket.

Did that skeleton have 8 cervical vertebrae? Hard to count the pixels. Anyone with HDTV want to confirm?

@@annekec4666 I'm watching on my phone. I can't see half the stuff people talk about in these segments. Still love then, though.

A skeleton with a Queens accent smoking a cigarette.

I sooooo want him to reference this comment next week being insulted that you called him out on doubling down. Please make it happen.

Hell yes!

Good thing this one wasn't called "Corrections," then, but was called "Carrections"

Correct.

😅🙈🙈😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙈🙈😅

Very brilliant 👏

there’s a lot of love to be found in the jackal crowd

Especially without an audience, hosts have got to be feeling like "is anyone even listening to this?" We're here to confirm: every single word.

@@verdatum I was thinking about that too. What a great way to get by in from your audience to pay attention. It’s like the Easter eggs in a high concept show.

@@spadada also the engagement metrics must be incredible with all the corrections comments

@@verdatum Hanging on each and every single one by our little paws 🐾! 😂

Yes it is!

If Corrections is the only part of human civilization to survive this century, we will have done alright.

it really is

So true. I'm sad when there's no new Corrections on Friday.

A closer corrections!

What was on the back of the card this time? I'm on my phone and tried every which way to read it, but failed.

@@S.Pociecha Deskpool Jokeoke

@@jocramkrispy305 I saw that at 4:45 and it's the first one in which I didn't/don't get the joke

omg I had to get to minute mark 16:00 and now I get it. I saw the card too soon and wasn't thinking about who won the Emmy - I needed Seth to explain it for me. 😆 😂

@@jocramkrispy305 P.S. I had paused early reading comments because I hadn't understood the joke on the card and wondered if I'd get any hints. Once I watched the rest, Seth made it obvious by 16:00 for me. 😄

I think he just missed his audience, that's the whole give and take experience that comedians love 💕

Exactly.

I saw it and literally said out loud to nobody, "Yessssss..."

@@CarlosMensuckass yes!

@@CarlosMensuckass Me too!!

This is better than the interviews

Highlight of my week - sincerely, honestly - LOVE this bit

Imagine the uproar that would have caused

Wish they’d sell the jackal mugs

my favorite remains Jackal paws tackle flaws

Need the mugs

“Jackals Raise my Hackals.” Missed opportunity.

I saw that.

Now THAT is a cinematic universe I’d care to watch.

That bit with Scorsese was great

I, personally, love the Schumacher backstory. Such a vivid character

Agreed. 👍I wonder how many people got it?

@@heatherdequetteville9184 at least 132

Um... pretty sure they don't hand out Nobels for humor. Emmy, yeah. Perhaps even Pulitzer. Plus Oscar, of course. But not Nobel, unless it was part of a scientific study on some fascinating fact about humor that is life-changing. 😄😆😂🤣😂😆😄

@@MaryAnnNytowl we wouldn’t be holding up the badge of jackal honor if we did not point out that there is in fact a Nobel Prize for Literature with no exclusion for humor. Though most Americans who’ve won were on the serious side Eugene O’Neil, Hemingway, Faulkner, Bob Dylan though Sinclair Lewis did win it for wit and humor

@@heatherdequetteville9184 Pretty much any Catholic currently practicing or escaped lol

Jackal Paws Tackle Flaws for #1?

@@Gildedmuse Yes, absolutely!

@@Gildedmuse 100% 😆

Same!

@@Gildedmuse that’s my absolute favorite

Did you notice the title card says "caarections"

I’m watching on my phone so I could not read it. Thank you so much for referencing it. Agree that it is really fun to say “Desk pool jokey okie.”

That was funny cause it was so bad. They didn't do it. We read that and it's terrible. I LOVE IT.

@@cryionic- last week the title card was spelled differently too. They're just trolling at this point 😂

@@andr3wbrowyn I don't think there has been a repeat yet..?🦊

I agree. It feels a lot more intimate and genuine.

Same. What I've noticed it that the jokes are less "pandery" - it feels as if seth is just trying to make the crew laugh not virtue signal and elicit a cheer/applause from the audience - which the us audiences are all too eager to do. It's especially evident now that all other shows have gone back to live audiences. This is the only late show that i still watch, i just cant go back to the mindless cheering and applauding Inbetween every punchline (often disrupting the flow of the jokes)

But if you sat in the audience, you'd be clapping, cheering and hollaring just as much as anybody.

@Lidnsay Ortoleva Right though?

The show is a lot smarter without the studio audience. If you can make the writers laugh, that's a true feat.

I spent the entire summer of '20 in Bend, and somehow just....forgot to swing by there. I meant to!!

You were one sentence away from saying "I swear it was rigged!" And you know what, maybe yeah. Dominion should hand over their voting machines...🤣🤣

To be fair, I haven't watch Carpool Karaoke, but I agree, Corrections was robbed. And if it wasn't going to be Corrections, it should have been Tooning Out the News because that's also great entertainment.

@@joehemmann1156 Carpool Karaoke peaked with the RHCP, never gonna top that! It's been on the way down since then...

@@joehemmann1156 I’ve never watched it either but since it’s by James Corden it definitely sucks and should not have won, certainly not over Digital Inclusive Carrectiones!

@@MkurugenziMwenyekiti I think Hugo Chavez must of had a hand in it 🤣🤣

You're right. Longer would have been better. ☺

And he still didn’t get all the corrections! I was waiting for a correction about that flubbed Johnny 5 line! Short Circuit was one of my favorite movies as a kid. It deserves proper referencing. 😄

Wait what did norm say about seth and his show?

@@mhoney7899 Is your Google broken?

Now it says "Carrections" lol 😆

@@LittleTreeBlue If you search for the video where Norm is interviewed by an Australian Reporter for Huffington Post, you’ll see the Seth Myers bit

Agreed! The knitting needles on a crocheted blanket are the real problem

I wept

It made me twitch.

🙂

You making me realize today IS actually Friday and the week from hell is ...al...most...over.

Nice!

Karirrections? 👀 I think that might challenge the show's PG rating.

Well it is pretty cool esp when it's a singer you like and you can't deny it's popularity. At its core it's a very fun idea. Now did it deserve to win this year?? Of course not

No worries, my friend. I cried enough for both of us. 😢😭

He loves getting back at the jackals

I guess some forgot to get to the lust part

HEYO

Correction: it's a "mortal" sin

I'm too lazy to do sloth

OHHHHHHHHHH

Zugzwang is German. So it sounds like Zugzwang to us

Sorry, German=No humor

@@blauespony1013 Maybe your second reply means you already know this, but, just in case, ... OP is simply saying that people who know the meaning of a word will have different associations to it than those who only recognize what language the word comes from, and then make associations to what little they know of the language's culture. OP knows that Germans are hearing "Zugzwang" in their own language, with no need to mentally translate. A word that means "compulsion to move" does sound like a good brand name for an energy drink (except "compulsion" might have too-negative connotations)! I wonder what actual German energy drink brand names (and their English translations) are? Do you know any? ////Bunny kisses for all!

@@DelinahLovesHouseBunnies You will laugh ... Energy Drinks here usually have English names (Red Bull, Monster, LevelUp Gaming Booster, Rockstar, Energy ... I did not find one German name) and we do not translate "Energy Drink" itself. "Energie Getränk" would sound just too lame, I guess. Enjoy your weekend.

@@blauespony1013 Oh, my goodness! I figured the huge brands like Red Bull and Monster would be in many countries, but I expected you to have _some_ homegrown competition. One more sign that the darn global corporations are too big and powerful, preventing small business innovators from competing; we need some trust-busting, like during the previous turn of the century! Thanks for the reply. There's something new to learn every day! So _that's_ why Zugzwang doesn't make you think of an energy drink; all your energy drinks have English names! 🤯 ////Bunny kisses for all!

I noticed that too! Give Wally the respect he is owed, Seth!!!!

That irked me, too! That's a precious family heirloom!!

That's a piece of baby Wally, like an arm or leg. Maybe it's like baby teeth

8

I was mildly enraged seeing Seth toss it to the side! Also, since it came out with Wally at birth, perhaps it’s like a piece of the umbilical cord? I know my mom had kept a piece of my baby brother’s cord after he was born. Slightly gross, but there you go..

In a pinch, you could also manually drop the ASA of the film to allow for a longer exposure. 👍

The tripod would then have to be in another car which was moving at the same speed as the Volvo, so that the background gets blurry...

@@mookymookymooo A hovercraft would probably provide a smoother ride; less chance of blurring other than what was intended.

@@Panzer_the_Merganser the lengths the graphics dept goes to... Astounding

@@mookymookymooo Couldn’t agree more. I believe it’s all that sweet sweet Jackal mug revenue.

I agree with your wife!

"that well", not "that good".

Wait, is your wife Sylvester the cat?

@@verdatum nah, that changes the meaning. good refers to the joke, well refers to doing.

Sorry-just commented something to the same effect by accident before scrolling down and seeing your comment. You’re spot on, here.

His imdb is quite infuriating, I reckon

💯 This is the kind of thoroughness that sets Jackals apart. Thank you for your service. 👍

Was it ever dubbed or subbed in English? I couldn't find anything about it, but i didn't do an extensive search. In case it really wasn't, the movie only has a Japanese name リング2, which is read as "Ringu 2". While it is meant to mean "Ring 2", it technically isn't called that.

@@Naryoril it's the romanization of the japanese phonetic spelling of an english word. Ringu totally means "ring". Does one pronounce the last letter in "ringu" unless one cannot pronounce english properly?

@@asuka_the_void_witch I remember when I first saw that the Japanese film was released in the US under the title "Ringu". That was such a weird lazy move. I rented it that same day thinking it was going to be so much better, and I knew it was super hyped in Japan. And I watched it with some friends, and even though we were/are all a bunch of weebs, at the end we all kinda looked at each other and were like "Was it just me, or did that film kinda suck?" In terms of low-budget horror, I much prefer the original "Rec".

As a Space Force Commander you are THE authority on Flight for the Jackals. Thank you for your service.

Lmasssso

A year ago you wouldn’t have heard from the knitting community, because if you’re a troublemaker they just up and stab you dead. Now they have to yell at you via the interweb because of the travel restrictions.

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 Carrection: In September of 2020 (one year ago) there were if anything even more travel restrictions than there are now.

Self love is important

Yes, it didn't look as old as Wally either.

Also it kinda doesn't look like a card-card, you know? Stiff like a card-card. Props department?

@@MkurugenziMwenyekiti Well, Wally had to grow, so maybe his cards too. :-)

I was looking for this. The card should have been pink, or maybe in a zip lock bag or something.

@@tbh1444 or laminated lol

I laughed the hardest I have this week, this month, even, when he held up that little sign.

I was expecting some photoshop image, but the real piece of paper "saved by mom" was great.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🌟🌹🤗

How often does Wally's birth enter your mind...?

@@snowsim is yudoing x(9

👏👏👏😆

"Me fail English? That's impossible."

"on foot"

@@-xirx- l

swiped my paw 😂😂

I love that they purposefully spelled it Carrections! 🤣 what's about the blanket? I'm confused about that

@@reneeschwider6136 The blanket is crocheted. You crochet with a single hook. But they've gone and jammed two knitting needles into it. Knitting and crocheting both make things out of yarn, but in very different ways. It would be like if you had a picture of a cake in a skillet on a stovetop. Like yeah, you can cook food on the stovetop, but a cake needs to be baked in an oven and certainly not in a skillet.

THANK YOU. ITS CROCHET!

@@reneeschwider6136 This was an old photo of something else Seth did years ago...& it's come back to haunt him now! 🤣 I haven't looked for it yet, but I'm wondering if it was something for SNL...maybe around the 4th of July & about Betsy Ross. 🤔🤷‍♀️ Gotta love his expression in that pic though, huh?! 😄 Oh! I found it! It was for GQ. Cool. 😎✨🇺🇸

@@purpleiguana208 Yes, you are Carrect! I should have caught that 😂

Yeah, other late night talk shows that have returned to audiences just don't feel as funny with all the over-the-top laughter

At least film corrections after the audience leaves

Yep leave the audience to Amber.

Actually the size of the card is determined by the chest size of the person holding it up. Therefore their example was spot on correct.

@@yrtepgold Seth explains that Wally was born with the card. He goes on to refer to the cards as "the same as arms and legs". From this reference that would mean the card is biological in nature and as such should grow in reference to the size of the baby to the size of the adult. Adult cue card: 14in by 22in = 308in^2, Baby cue card: 3in by 5in = 15in^2 a growth rate of 20.53 for surface area and weight basis given the paper thickness and density is the same and constant for both cue cards. An average adult has a surface area of 1.9m^2. A new born baby has a surface area of 0.25m^2. (I found the numbers on the internet. I did not physically measure the surface area.) 0.25m^2 x (308in^2/15in^2) = 5.13m^2 1.9m^2 / 0.25m^2 = 7.6 growth rate 308in^2 / 7.6 growth rate = 40.53in^2 baby cue card or 5.44in by 7.44in I previously said smaller, but that was weight based with some assumptions. Only way to verify the correctness of this hypothetical absurdity is if Wally publicly weighs while displaying his birth weight certificate. The 20.53 growth rate is much closer on weight basis. In conclusion, I see where you are coming from but I am prepared to argue.

@@adamz8276 I'm sorry, you lost me with "the card is biological in nature".

@@adamz8276 I think the card size can be whatever they want it to be, because each cell type grows at its own rate, and the card comprises an unknown cell type(s). Teeth grow at a different rate from liver, skin, nails, ... In fact, different _areas_ of skin, mucous membrane, bone, etc., grow at different rates, plus they react to stimuli; e.g., bone responds to weight-bearing exercise by growing thicker and denser, and palm and sole skin grows especially fast to compensate for all the friction. Proportions change from infant to child to adult! Since Wally is unique in having this feature, you can't know how the cue card size should (or should _not_ ) have changed in proportion to the rest of Wally's body as he grew up; that's like saying, "How long should his tail grow, infant to adult?" There's a wide range of acceptable answers that fit with what we see in other mammals, from bear or hamster to cheetah, and he could even be an extreme outlier, with a much longer tail than any other known creature. Your reasoning reminds me of those medieval painters who painted babies that looked like adults shrunken down with preserved adult proportions (they did it to represent the idea of Jesus as a homunculus).^ I like that you're trying to work it out scientifically, but you forgot that body proportions change quite a bit from infant to adult, and different cell types/organs grow at different rates. So there's nothing wrong with the cue cards having changed size/volume in proportion to the rest of Wally's body as he grew up. And I'm guessing he sheds them like snake skin in order to show new words on new cards?! Actually, *@Pete Reno* makes a lot of sense. If we assume Wally with his cue card organ is born functional, and a stack of chest-sized cue cards are comfortable for an adult to hold, then newborn Wally should hold a newborn-chest-sized cue card or smaller. Because infant arms are weak, it was just one cue card, not a stack, and it was as thin as typical letter paper instead of cardstock. Newborns have that grip/certain amount of arm strength, so I'm sure newborn Wally could hold up that "It's a boy!" cue card, which would be something like a fingernail (maybe not even requiring grip, since it's part of him, but requiring holding one or both arms up to display); then, he shed it when he had something new to say. (Which reminds me: Parents, teach your babies infant sign language! It cuts down so much on both parental and infant frustration when a 6-month-old can sign what they want.) ////Bunny kisses for all! ^ www.google.com/amp/s/www.thevintagenews.com/2019/02/19/babies-in-medieval-art/amp/ *Why Babies in Medieval Art Look Like Ugly Old Men* See the 2nd picture, "Madonna di Castelfiorentino," 1280s

Yep. Came here to say this...

finally someone else noticed this 🙏

Seth will have to Bend Oregon and take this correction.

Or "by accident"

Don't bring age into the discussion, "on accident" is 100% acceptable.

@@yrtepgold no, it is not.

I saw it as use in oratory, echoing "on purpose" on purpose - fine old tradition, a call-back to context.

I recently purged my coffee mug collection down to a reasonable 16. (Yes, still a lot, but I had over two dozen, and I do drink a lot of tea) Nevertheless, I would buy a set of jackal mugs for charity in an instant!

YES! Jackal mugs for charity please!!! \o/

And the correction was erroneous anyway. When thanos snapped, everyone who disappeared went with the clothes on their back and came back the same. So the cue card would've gone with Wally

You are easily angered and swear a lot?

And apparently y'all hold a hell of a grudge.. lol..

@@thesubhumancomedy I'm with you on this one... Hey, say that again but as a member of the knitting community 😂😂😂😂

Ooo, can you confirm? Another comment says that flag blanket is crocheted, I think it may indeed be knit, but I'm not certain.

@@verdatum That's definitely crochet.

I think Colbert & Trevor Noah got better, too. But Seth and the team gloriously outdid everyone else. I dread the day Trevor and Seth go back to an audience. Sure it was nice to see how happy Stephen seemed to be in front of an audience again, I get what that gives (back) to a performer. But the whole HUZZAH! SHOW! EXCITEMENT! of it seems kind shallow and offputting to me now. Rarely watch it anymore. Much prefer this more... personal, weirder, in-jokey version

Yes, I find the show much more enjoyable. It has a more personal touch to it.

@@peerblickdicht8401 I like Colbert with an audience, but it is a little different. He’s more lively, delighted to be there, and interacts with the crowd a little. But I don’t think everyone feeds off an audience the same way.

@@peerblickdicht8401 Trevor Noah is funnier at home & w/o audience, BUT I miss his polished, well informed & engaging interviews. He is an awesome interviewer! I also miss 'Between the Scenes' when he sincerely interacts w/ audience & is brilliant w/o any script.

Correction to your correction. There is more than one Blockbuster in Australia and New Zealand right now.

@@michael-masi-2021 correction to the correction to corrections: the one in Australia closed in 2019 and the one in New Zealand closed in 2020

Happy to support your correction😂...there is a doc called THE LAST BLOCKBUSTER currently on Netflix, it's about the store in Bend and the demise of Blockbuster

I scrolled and scrolled looking for this correction. TY 😁

this!!

They should make a movie about such a trip... in a volvo. :-)

@@philippebrehier7386 Seth already starred in the 2008 movie Journey to the Center of the Earth, funnily enough

That deep down, I imagine having to step over their chains, which are bolted to the floor and lack one foot of being able to reach a bathroom.

The live in the dungeon and they like it that way 😂

@@typerexc so remember to wear hip boots.

Came here to say this. You could go to The Last Blockbuster, confuse them by asking for "Ring 2," rent THE Ring 2, go to mass, hear a priest doing Sloth, drive to Astoria, watch The Ring 2 at the Goonies Jail, and then go to night mass & hear the same priest doing Sloth at the church he was reassigned to for doing Sloth at mass that morning.

@@ColeArmstrongSF Impressive combo! *"Finish him!"* ////Bunny kisses for all!

Californian here...."the" is a MUST!!! 💌

My damn car's GPS does the "the" and it annoys me to no end.

In Northern California, we also omit the "the-".

Laurel, you are not omitting anything if it doesn’t belong there in the first place.

Love that dedication and ingenuity!

Very MacGyver!!! 👏👏👏

Awesome story! Wipers-related... My parents met when they were teenagers (married 47 years). My dad got a new car & the wipers control was a pedal/control on the floor. He told my mom it was controlled by tapping the dash in a really specific way... Every time he tapped it, he also pressed the control with his foot. The wipers worked. Every time she tried, he did not - the rhythm wasn't right, she was too gentle, too harsh, not hitting the right spot, had to 'double tap'... and so on. That part of the story is better acted out, but use your imaginations, I'm sure you'll get there. It's survived almost 50 years & it's still hilarious.

@@gmun2248 That’s such a cute & funny story!

One time my mom was on a trip with her brother and the exact same problem occurred. Luckily, when they pulled over they found a squeegee in the trunk. So my uncle spent hours hanging out the side of the car being the windshield whipper so mom could drive.

Same tbh

@@annafantasia I don’t know whether to embrace these feelings, or take it as a sign to get help 😂