"A T-Rex picked up and swallowed my friend Rachel without biting." "Objection Your Honour, *the T-Rex is a good guy now!!"*

I would have said "Objection your honor, the witness has just committed perjury. He said his friend *RACHEL* was eaten by the T-Rex, yet the story shows that 'his male friend Scott* was eaten by the T-rex."

Objection your honour, the Rex has extremely short arms Like really short, like it was shrunk in a washing machine

😆

Best part

Best bit!

Hilarious

Lmao that’s fucked up at least the judge said “let the record show that the law does not”

Its framerly

They was lying as the witness said his freinds Scott was on the pass right, witness said Rachel was killed then he said the flying dinosaur killed his BROTHER and there was also only three people in the video the witness and the two people who were killed but what happened to Scott hmmm tell me that

Right! I need to see him in more cases.

Makes sense...

@@claw1888 Atlanta’s coming back VERY soon. fingers crossed

Lies again? Lawyer Sue

Great idea! He could be defending the craziest of the Jan 6th insurrectionists (I’d love to see his defence of crapping in the halls of the capitol and smearing it on the walls 😱🤣🤣)

Lol

🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, that's when I lost it too! XD

"WELL THEN MOVE YOUR FRIEND SCOTTS BLOOD AROUND . . . WITH YOUR FINGUHHH! . . . UNTIL YOU CAN READ IT!"

I thought he said the "Lord" 😭😭

Don’t be dumb🤨

This line always gets me

I was just watching an old clip of community called "Disney Face" had no idea that line was a reference to that show 😂😂😂😂

Requests to grant witnesses as hostile are a real thing. If allowed by the judge, it allows attorneys to cross-examine them using leading questions, which is normally banned by the judge to protect the witness (it is better to risk the guilty walking free than to risk imprisoning the innocent). This answer is based on Suits so correct me if I’m wrong.

@@XexJJ051301 Only the side calling the witness cannot ask leading questions. The other side can.

Dude the whole premise behind Jeff winger was that he was exceptional as a lawyer, and that he taught his students to be just as great.

calvin sawyer Except when he becomes a teacher they almost never show him teaching well the whole season🤦🏽‍♂️

@@calvindavis6515 there was a whole episode at the beginning of the season dedicated to him going from a lousy teacher to a really good one. That was the one where Annie took the class and saw how bad he was as a teacher and the end of the episode was him reforming himself and being a bomb-ass teacher... That's what his deal was the rest of the season.

calvin sawyer well yeah that was good... but I guess I mean we never really saw that to that extent after that episode. That episode made it feel like we were getting it the whole season🤷🏽‍♂️

#ANDAMOVIE

He did audition for SNL when they were looking for a black cast member to play Barack Obama back in 2008. It was him and Jordan Peele from MADtv. Sadly, neither were picked.

@@canaisyoung3601 TERRIBLE decisions on their part. I'm surprised they haven't had Jordan on yet. He's been a big name for years, especially after Get Out.

They actually picked Jordan, but Fox wouldn't let him as he was still under contract with them for madTV

@@canaisyoung3601 atleast they had Jay Pharaoh

This would have been a shitty sketch without him, for real, he sold it.

I can’t stop the laughter at that point.

I read this comment, fell back and DIED , I didn't even think about that!

@@Theebeejeebies Lol as someone who was shitty with tech I have def been there where I was yelling stop as I was trying to pause something.

Nerd!!!!

That had me cracking up! You knew exactly what was coming!

To cover up the screaming

Spencer Belcher mans a certified pro

Lmfao right😂😂😂😂

Smooth? You can clearly see him spilling it.

Christopher Lee But he spilled it smoothly

Jim Dandy kids?

@PartyThrasher118 The way Donald exclaims "HAA-HAAA" before the pouring is pretty damn funny too! In addition to being a brilliant comedian, he is a very talented musician (Childish Gambino) as well!

@@geoffelder2236 Childish Gambino is one of my biggest inspirations. Donald Glover is a modern Renaissance man and really knows how to move people emotionally in just about any way

One thing about him as a comedian is, he is great on a cerebral level, but he is also a great physical/slapstick comedian, I think one of my best examples of that is the Chloroform scene.

Kenan certainly thought so 😂

I was just laughing at that. Had to rewind.

Let the record show that the law does not.

Alright

The law does...in slavery times...

- I laughed way too hard at that XD

Sorban did not does u dumbass. Slavery doesn’t go on nowadays. Not talking ab human trafficking, im talking about human owning a human. Not in America, where his perspective is. Get over it

Annabel -FPE- Lol I saw that too

l-/

The water bit was hilarious

He does that a lot

Annabel -FPE- 4:17

His credibility is extinct!

@@MrUndersolo This court is adjourned!

Counselor, you cannot sustain your own objection.

I would like to say this court is not I repeat NOT adjourned

Technically, "guy" in that term/ context does not mean make, but person, like you would say "hi guys" to a group, even if there are females

Especially since he's the one holding the remote

​@@dielaughing73esp since he knows the ending lol He didnt want the video to get that far😂😂😂

sick, racist

Let the record show that tripp's comment is stupid

Robokiller80 Case dismissed!

In actual Court of Law I think some way the Defense would have Won, Worse things have held up in actual Court cases in History.

Scott Clarke Fortunately the real courts have a pretty long track record of regular people winning over big corps. Of course money gives you a big advantage here...

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Lawer is right..witness has lied... All dianosors are female in Jurasic park🤣🤣

Erebar you need help I think the dinosaurs on JurassicPark and world are just machines they have no DNA because they aren’t real

Sounds like Pelosi. Or better yet TRUMP.

lol that line had me dead

Master Vivs lol U ain't kidding and that tv monitor "stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop" LMAO

What Mueller is gonna do to Trump, and dems will be 100% ok with it

Almost broke everyone's character lmao

Especially after Kavanaugh hearing

Actually the law does consider people as property in the department of corrections so yeah that’s true

@@MrGoddlie Wow. Just, just... wow.

@@MrGoddlie So very true You're either property of the city, state, or government depending on the charges

Only if they are black

It’s spelled Kenan

I'm not sure if that kind of contract would hold up in court though due to the fact that negligence/ gross negligence by the workers caused the dinos to get out in jurassic park and jurassic world.

Madden Mobile SLAY I

This will be made into a gif. Mark my words.

Slay!!

😩😂😂Elegantly😂😂

I lost it at that part hahahahahahahahaha

LOL

Well* not we'll

With your FINGAHH

@@consumerofsoftproducts2943 autocorrect

Like hell. The man is a professional comedic actor. Saying things are underrated is overrated.

"Good guy" as in the protagonist, not male.

@@homegirl44 lol

IHaveNoFriends that’s what I was thinking the whole time he was saying “he” and then he said it and I don’t know if I should feel happy that I could tell the joke was coming or sad that I paid enough attention to commit that fact to memory

@@jeffboon9125 I don't think most lawyers that have a brain (or consciousness?) would take the case of Jurassic Park. The case is obviously lost before the start ^^

Reyna r/woooosh

Dave Chappelle's bar skit comes to mind :')

Black Panther skits comes to mind as well.

the way he laughed made me think Donald Glover improvised pouring the water like that

19thHour lol in the first 10 seconds he was done!

I think Kenan has a bit of a man-crush on DG - and who doesn't have a crush on him, he's a force of nature.

Really

@@bukafrank3484 em... obviously no... its a joke... Its obvious

Yes 1000 percent agree👍 ,🤣🤣🤣

😂😭😂

"Yeah, uh, that guy came in....." 😅😅

David Crownson when he poured the water 😂

And you see Kenan trying not to laugh lmao

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes, and at one point he was trying to hide behind the juror in front of him while he got himself together. Love it!

Lmao yes

I agree

Sarkastik Leader the best part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

nikki23000 I know right lmao

Sarkastik Leader I love that spelling

nikki23000 2:32 is the best part

I died on this part!

For Trump, that would be an improvement.

You would win all cases

We will win ever case most definitely! ♥️ 😇

I’d get a free mistrial

Al Sharpton

Loved that part!

Same here lol

huh? Kenan breaks all the time.

@@hankmoody7974 exactly!

@@hankmoody7974 really? i’ve never seen him break. I mean i’ve seen him like smile and stuff, but never break

He always seems like he's on the verge of breaking.... But @rose b's link we clearly see him break

serialkiller77 every skit was amazing. I rewatched them like 3 times. 👌🏽

serialkiller77 BEST. EPISODE. EVER. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

serialkiller77 Donald Glover should win an Emmy for hosting SNL. He was a great host and performer.

he got started with sketch comedy. he's in his element

Like a kid giggling. So cute.

You stole my comment bro 😑😂

“your honor, permission to treat the witness as hostile”😂

I noticed too. He favors Jimmy Stewart. 😂😂😂

No the character loves wild animals eating humans duuuhh next level acting

He’s a good lawyer though. Not on my side of the aisle but he was instrumental in ending the mafia’s reign of terror. So that’s got to count for something

I thought it was Al Sharpton

@@richardbuckley7623 I had my money on Johnny Cochran lol

yeah he can be a mediocre guest on SNL

Pretty sure he can't lift the earth onto his shoulders, so you're wrong.

He can't lick his own elbow.

He’s a funny dude

ZombieZifiction racist

Me too😂😂

Judging by Keenan’s face. I think it was

Rare near break of Keenan! Lol

It was totally improvised..... It's kinda normal at SNL. They always rehearse the sketches beforehand to get the lines down, and the timing of everything, but nobody ever performs 100% A lot of them enjoy going a little crazier, or do something a little different during the actual performance to get the unexpected laughs. Usually, it's the normal cast of regulars that plays that game to mess with the other actors, but Donald Glover is just a silly bastard.... Also, I might be totally wrong, and it was an accident when you get nervous on TV, but I highly doubt it.

Now that's something all could agree on

I seen this skit twice now, but reading it aloud made me f'n choke on my candy.

Still funny!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Since Community. He's funny af

Now that I have finally seen Community, and especially the first episode with Lavar Burton, your comment got me laughing way too hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Forrest Whitaker eye?

Ya

Sustained

@Afri Media No you moronic low IQ idiot. It's because Danny Glover's character is shady and he tried to play, your my sister card. Too many weak men out here, stupid incel lol The internet are making men so weak.

@@wazdozz ur missing the point, he/she wasn't referring to the skit itself but how the media portrays black American women even in comedy. The point was every character that a black person gets to play even in a skit or a movie, them being black or some kind of negative black stereotype is always a heavy factor that's sewn into the character somehow. Yes you're right the lawyer is shady and full of it (which is funny AF 😂), but that's specific actress is almost always playing the loud agressive character. If u don't notice check out more skits with her in it. Or check most cartoons nd other sitcoms....it's VERY redundant nd annoying in some cases it makes the character less funny/entertaining P.s: I can tell how low your IQ is nd how ignorant you are by the fact that you had to insult this person before making ur PC point

@@biaswrecker987 The stereotype doesn't apply here, matter of fact it's the opposite to the stereotype. Just because fires are known to happen, you don't see a barbecue and start yelling fire. Lololol you just wasted your time and mine writing a whole book of an irrelevant response. SMFH you probably thumbed your own comment up lololol

@@biaswrecker987 if you have ever seen her stand up you would know that she is actually a very loud outspoken person in real life. I think a lot of the time she thinks that is what's funny. On the other hand I have seen her be more serious in some skits, I really dont think she was being portrayed as rude here or whatever was being said. I think it was because the lawyer was being shady and trying to get someone to side with him like the other person had said. With all that said though the best part had to be when he told him to move his friends blood out of the way to read the back of the pass😂.

Bias Wrecker98 No it’s YOU that don’t understand. She was telling him to get out her face, she doesn’t want to be bothered. You say“it’s a stereotype“ but she‘s just being a person that’s normal. You‘re only saying that cuz she black. If I see a person comin up to me, saying „sista“ WHILE IN COURT, IMMA BOUT TO GET HIM OUTTA MY FACE.

good guy? I thought they were all female?

assmane999 U GOTTEMS lol

I think in 2 of the movies, The T-Rex appears at a time where some humans would have died by the mouths of Other Dinosaurs.

Rawr XD

Not true, it depends on the demographics of the area and what kind of jurors the lawyers select for the case. Every adult citizen gets served with mandatory jury duty equally. Down here in South Florida our juries have many black, white, and Hispanic people on them.

Look at Ronnydonny13 trying to make a racist statement on the sly...

Kit Zhao I notice this on the onset. I have participated over approximately nine jury duties over the last 12 years. And I was always the only fly in the milk☑️

Estee right? he tried it.

@RonnyDonny13 so you're just uneducated and too lazy to educate yourself lol ok

what would have made it funnier is if he said....WHAT DO YOU MEAN...YOU GUYS

@@eyeinthesky519 Yeah... Because the whole "What do you mean.. You people" joke is so fresh and original and never thought of before.. You're an idiot...

@igeto12 Shut your stupid mouth, child.

She isnt psycho trust me she dont know why people kids are gone should I repeat

Judy Osegueda My favorite line!!!

Omg ur gorgeous!!

lol u two are too kind...thank u 😙 Nyra u are beautiful also (no homo) and jason idk if u are or not hehe

Jason Walden how's that?

It’s got to be the funniest way possible to pour water

I'm doing this, by God and it'll be hilarious only to me!

He found a way.

He timed it just right so it wouldn't overflow

I’m thinking he said “This big glass o water”

it happens so early on lol

I love that he said that as though he wasn't the one holding the remote control

Considering he had the remote talking bout stop 😂

I love that! Who was it that said "if you're not having fun while doing comedy, you're an asshole"? He's clearly living his best life and I love that. Dude chose his perfect job and gets to have fun every day!

@@ladyreverie7027

@@dianapevtsov 0

That’s not a good thing lol….

That’s not a good thing lol….

GotenVentus91 I didn't think anyone else saw the guy behind Leslie is going crazy LMAO this skit it's freakin Gold

haha yeah, I like looking at the extras in SNL because a lot of them will break character lol

GotenVentus91 the Asian guy never move

The guy behind Leslie Jones is dying the whole time

Let the Record show that the Law DOES NOT 😂😀😁😀

@@strongbad8315 😆😆

Let the records show that it actually happened at 2:03

Why was that glass so huge? lol

Thanks we saw it

"oversized" WHY IS THAT WORDING SO FUNNY

@@StiltsRU985 Then are you looking for comments unrelated to the video?

“I don’t consider my friends and family items.” “But the law does.” “Let the records show that the law does NOT.”

There now you’re at 420 likes😎

I gotta nickname my Tyrantrum that now. Lmao! 😂😂

😂😄😂😄😂

Appreciate the likes. I don’t why I haven’t seen any of these comments

The Misfit That part got me too 😂

Right because HE HAD THE REMOTE CONTROL 😂

Hahahah this was excellent!

Asher keanu jones 😂😂 thats it rt there

And yet he was the one controlling it 😩😭😭😭😭😭