First

okay

@@krealyesitisbeta5642 no one cares

Hello jontron

Sorry but I’m not in the mood for soft core.

My first thought as well. All that's missing is some Homestar Runner.

Two minuses make a plus.

@Mrs. Sinister it's so eerie you mention Homestar Runner. It suddenly showed up in my recommendations even though I haven't even thought of Homestar in like 15 years.

tbf ih puts out a reasonable amount of stuff on both incognito and storymode it's just his main channel where he takes a mad amount of time to do a video

Like the time when nerd city and colossaliscrazy did a colab together

What? Expanding to fit a little equestrian knowledge inside you isn't cool with you or something?!!

What is that?

Oh god I hate that I know what that is….

@@Flamme-Sanabi I googled, you don't wanna know. I can tell you, but i shouldn't. (It's a jar with a pony in it(kinda like a collector's item of sorts))

What's a Pony Jar?

although speaking of, I do wish he'd do another movie review at some point. the Dark Dungeons video is a classic

I wish he'd review more obscure types of content.

Growth.

2030: reviews space and time

I miss when he reviewed hentai That was some of his funniest stuff

So, what is it, for real?

@@luigivercotti6410 It's a 4chan thing. If you look up MLP jar, you'll find it. Don't though, it's pretty gross.

IH: "The cost of becoming an internet historian is a high one to pay."

@@joe2501echo I made the mistake of looking for it...wish I could take that decision back.

@@DanMAD Don’t worry… it wasn’t recreated by 100’s of four channers...

OMG you won!!

@@andrewrules231 I can't wait to tell my family

It's true. Greek Orthodox Hats have a 26 carrying capacity buff. They don't call him the internet historian for nothing. He did his research. Nobody tell him that our arch bishops are actually battle mages.

@@Kyriakos703 i think you hit reply on the wrong comment lol this thred is celebrating brain glow winning the big give away

@@andrewrules231 I got the same spammer

Yea, im Slovakian, tell me about it....

I’m gonna take anything, man

i got so excited when i saw the “Lithuania” title card

@@cheburashka9804 definetly one of top 10 plot twists

​@@cheburashka9804 what does Lithuanian tree cake taste like? Is it sweet?

it's been funny going at least back to History of the World Part 1, and it's still funny now.

It's also funny to imagine Amy Schumer as a court jester that the king tries very hard not to execute

*Medieval Sorry, I had to.

Yup I lmao!

@@Grognack Could work in Medievil games if they ever make another one after raking the first game twice.

Any lowborn serving girl can cast fireball, too. She only needs a platter of hot cheese for a focus.

“BY THE MIGHT OF ZEUS!” -JonTron FlexTape

Man, all ours can cast is child molestation!

A fellow greek! Yeah they can. Thats, that's true.

@@jmsunday SLAP IT ON WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS!!!! JUST HAVE SOME FUCKING PATIENCE!!!

"Can we just appreciate *insert generic topic*"

@@hinachan70 Go outside.

@@yehndor You first my dude. I'll even hold the door open for you.

@@hinachan70 "no u." Lmao okay.

​@@hinachan70 dont be a hater

Didn't save me 🧽👁️👁️🧼

he definitely knows

@@maxraccoon3529 ba dum tss

"when you accidentally reveal your powerlevel in casual conversation"

Don't worry, he knows.

​@Wicker 2 Nope. The only thing true about Braveheart is that there was a Scottish guy called William Wallace who fought England but was captured and executed. Everything else was a fantasy conjured from it's (American) writer's mind, from the battle of Stirling Bridge taking place on an open field to Edward I's son being gay to prima noctis being a thing to Robert the Bruce being a cowardly traitor to someone being able to hold a thistle when a child hands them it to the Irish switching sides mid-battle to Edward I being a pagan to everyone wearing woad and tartan to Wallace himself being a farmer and not a knight. The University of Edinburgh once tried to list the inaccuracies of the movie. They gave up when they realised they were only five minutes in and had already filled up several pages. Black Panther is unironically exactly as accurate as Braveheart, which is to say not at all.

@@adamlakeman7240 I think what he was implying is that Scotland actually exists and all that implies.

As a Scot, this made me laugh.

@@adamlakeman7240 As a European who gives a shit if it's inaccurate, who gives a shit if it's made by an American. What a weird hang up to have. It's like getting mad at James Bond movies or those Kingsman movies or peekyblinders because of how inaccurate they are. You can understand what the English are saying and they aren't passed out covered in their own piss by 10 in the morning. Let's be honest, if it was historically accurate, you would possibly learn something and have no interest in watching it.

The historical accuracy department was like: source, I made it up.

He's been in a few oney plays videos

Dare I say it’s better than his scripted & produced videos

It’s been like 12 years. Get over it

@@RedFail1-1 I made that comment 11 months ago. Get over it

*Now fight a new Rival* *Get ready for the next battle*

FINISH HIM!!

A man walks in. 25 cents is payed. The window cover slowly rises. *SUPER SMASH BROS MUSIC STARTS BLASTING*

@@montymurphy6194 I'd pay a quarter for that even if there wasn't any girls LMAO

What is the point of peeping booths if you can't pee

I don't, and I prefer not knowing

@@liviekumori better to not know then knowing what it is I still have nightmares from seeing those images.

@@rebelrider420 I've seen many things I wanted to unsee, so I'll keep the last of my brain cells intact

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore

Ignorance is Bliss

Internet historian already has hours of just that, but only like an hour with jontron

But 4 hours? Simply too much

@@johnfortnite1987 3 hours 32 minutes tops, with bathroom breaks

Same

Né?

Do you know if he’s uploading on other platforms or has he just disappeared completely for four months?

He just disappears for months and wanders around new york unless he's on twitter

Yeah JonTron has been weird for years now. Super changed and big slump in quality and content.

That had me dying man ngl

It’s like waiting faster

Im sorry, but i didnt get the joke, could you elaborate please 🙏🙏🙏,

@@riskisulthan5386 Muslim hijabs, I think

@@riskisulthan5386 That general part of the world tends to have countries with spotty-at-best women's rights records.

Very few times I laugh out loud during videos (in general). That was one of them!

Why? It's literally ignorant stereotyping. Kyrgystan has had votes for women for decades.

@@SgtLion Dude it was in the context of in some countries woman has to learn how to sew just because they are women. Its literally poking fun of the misogyni of women having to learn a "wife skill". The fact they talk about the hat and use the picture is literally just because they were just talking about it and nothing else

@@SgtLion if you didn't get the joke just say that

Dude, i literally died, i love these kind of jokes, idk what word i'm looking for here, but its like "smell of color 9".

Would’ve been the perfect time for the “a gun!” line

Malkovich's nationality confirmed?

Memories...

To date a Lithuanian woman, you must ask her, "has the milk gone bad? You drink."

This guy is a real one. An OG fan. Respect 😤

You say that like it's a bad thing...

That was a 10/10

it literally is though

My mind already made that connection before he said it, though Jon still made it funny

I love the word panopticon. It's so good.

That and the vote joke killed me

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Same. This is fucking hilarious

If you like this, go to his incognito channel and you'll be dying of laughter on every video

Jon: _Goatse? What does the goat see?_ IH: **Don't worry about it**

@@favoritemustard3542 Jon: “Meatspin? You mean, like, a helicopter?” IH: *close enough*

@@QuiltbagFleabag 2 gIrls 1 cup? What do you mean, are they so poor they can't afford a second one or something?

@@QuiltbagFleabag Blue waffle? Does that tastes good?

I feel like I should mention mr. Hands.

New Undisputed Tag Team Champions?? Book it Triple H!

Can’t wait for the Scooby Doo crossover movie to come out

This is probably the worst johntron video idk how you all think this is good this blows compared to all his other content wish he would've done a video with Chris and zach

If we get another jerma rumble they should be in it or something.

crossover of the century

Malkovich is Lithuanian confirmed

what is this game?

Oh I miss Malkovich

@@Nervete dumb question was it a game?

@@carloslaguardia2190 No, Malkovich was a 'character' Jontron used to sort of roleplay as during his earlier videos by putting on a mustache and faking an eastern european accent. I can't quite remember which videos he is in, but he's great. Imagine the most dysfunctional Bulgarian talk show host with marital issues, and that's Malkovich.

And he's fucking AWFUL at it, too smh

He's becoming more powerful by the minute. He's like a Lich, and his main channel is his phylactery.

By their powers combined, they are… one video a decade!

Yeah

Yes! I'm literally treating with laughter,

Indeed. I love all of these incognito mode vids, but the one with Jon was the greatest yet

nah. racists deserve to starve.

Yes, just not too wild though... If you know, you know. Also props to who ever showed the clip of Garn in Bunnings.

Ikr ... screw the sjw's

Meh I don’t like racists

@@poo8350 oh get over yourself ...

@@poo8350 racophobe

Isn't Braveheart the movie with Brendan Fraser about the storybook characters that come to life? If so, I think I watched that a few years ago.

Buckle??? What, did you nut in your kilt?

@@ArcherOfHoshido Thats inkheart

The difference is that Braveheart is rooted in real historical events, while Black Panther is complete and utter childish fiction for them to cope with.

@@justanotherguyful Jeez, somebody’s got a bug up their ass about Black Panther

people really forgetting when we had the yearly upload schedule

wow you have been there! that def makes you an expert

@@lenas6246 *lived

Lithuania is in the Baltic region though...

@@user-sq3rl1xc1s That's still Eastern Europe...

@@user-sq3rl1xc1s IT'S EASTERN EUROPE holy tree cake

some stuff is better remain unknown

"dont worry"

obviously pretending

as a brony my heart stopped

Tbf, when he said "pony jar," even I, knowing what it is, was really confused for a while.

And if need be they can cast holy spells as well

And they say "OPA" have to shout it after.

What about Prometheus? Is he still getting his insides eaten by an eagle for giving y'all fire?

@@Konjo316 He's being studied by an organisation of scientists who try to set him free. Pretty much like Lilith from Evangelion

They never found the recipe because they never knew to look for an incantation

Wish granted.

It’s been like 12 years time to let it go

As a Catholic I was disappointed that they didn’t get to talking about the zucchini… sorry, zucchetto

Greetings from an Orthodox brother in the USA

As a half Serb, I can't decide between fearing or respecting them. Perhaps this is a reflection of relationship to God.

I'm was disappointed they didn't talk about the schema monks, they literally look like wizards

@@killianmiller6107 small hat that flies off easily

Gypsy roooose

I date a gypsies once...i have...trouble with the fireplace.

It’s the hunchback of notre dame all over again

Me after watching 3 episodes of My Crazy Gypsie Wedding:

What’s a gypsie?

Agreed

Was so happy to see that

"The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true." ^^ That scene is forever stuck in my mind, thanks to Danny Kaye.

I refuse to beleive that Jon doesnt know what a pony jar is.

I've seen a lotta classic films, I still need to see that one though. I think I've seen The Inspector General but that was long ago.

a second one would be she not speaking for the entirety of the stand up

honestly it would be harder to make changes to her act that aren't an improvement

In the nicest way, I'm AFAB (assigned female at birth) and she makes me feel misogynistic /hj

Finally, something funny about her!

That depends on how much is left to the imagination.

Delicious.

Seems like its some sort of Spitcake? (Spettekaka) which is also very common in southern sweden ftr.

What about the women lol. Do they make excellent partner.

Thank you for sharing :)

Definitely something to try when I visit Lithuania for some reason

"We demand more" lol

It's because they both believe in comedy unfiltered. Can you believe comedians used to all be this good?

Just like he killed it on that line about Braveheart

Read my name 😜

Reddit island was such a confusing mess why would people think it would actually work

Reddit island is such a good idea, as in send all the Redditors there permanetly

@Zoomer Stasi wow, you seem like an absolute blast of a person who has lots and lots of friends

@Zoomer Stasi I actually think that some of those redditors actually thought it was going to work then found out they got scammed in the end which I guess I have to side with the scammer because who's thinking "an entire island for cheap must be my day" it just makes you want to face palm🤦‍♂️.

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I’m your sixtynineth like

Yeah you’re right

nah forehead fables wins

nothing can top PKA RSK for life

if they add jontron into SANS, internet historian's group with ordinary things, manykudos and sumitomedia

Read my name 😆👍

The mask is finally off

Steve? Steve Miller?

I thought he was how to basic

It would explain his upload schedule

Ah, but do you in fact have the best women in the world and are they as sweet as your tree cakes?

In Poland they have them too! My grandma always gets one for Christmas and it’s the best ever. I’ve never thought of having it with chocolate tho, do you drizzle it on or dip it in chocolate?

"As a white person" has never been so diverse

@@shuruff904 you do know that there are many European ethnicities that can be described as being "white", right? Anglo-Saxons, Celtic, Slavic, Nordic, Finno-Ugric, Germanic, Italic, Iberian, and many others. White is a very vague term that pretty much means nothing because everybody has a different definition of it

Yeah, I thought it kinda looked like a pine tree there.

*Super Ko'nichiwa*

That's honestly the way i always look at his ads. Which product to avoid at all costs lol

I don’t mind sponsors, because they support UKpostsrs. What I do mind is UKposts ads, because UKposts doesn’t care enough about creators.

@@rightyboywilson4911 looks like a fun little game tho

@@chgjake2230 The problem is most sponsors are actually bad products. Raycons, Raid Shadow Legends, Nord VPN, etc. They're some of the worst services in their feild, and no one actually buys their products. I wouldn't be surprised if they only existed to support UKpostsrs, which I wouldn't mind

@@pancakes8670 ye, totally agree honestly.

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Don't that bs is a scam. I can't believe these bots haven't been dealt with yet, they've been here since 2015 or longer ffs.

It puts the movie “Blackhawk Down” in a new light.

Same. I need more Jon improv in my life

@@AverageJoeCinema yea kinda wish he did more regular uploads with less budget

That line fkn killed me lmaooo

Fuk Game Grumps for trowing Jon under the buss. but their loss really.

What is it tho?

@@ZetaFuzzMachine *drags cigarette* Forget about it.

@@ZetaFuzzMachine Please do not look it up. You will regret it.

@@vipdedov7157 are you familiar with Bronies?

@@RatelHBadger You mentioned bronies and I instantly had an idea of what it might be. Looked it up and was not surprised at all.

Read my name 😁😍

It’s scary. I’m growing worried that he may actually give a shit about his audience these days...absolutely disgusting.

Don't jinx it.

He's just doing it cause he has an increase in sponsors and he's trying to grind em out

lol which one

Trueee! It’s always a nice suprise to be mentioned lol

Despite the gaffs being made about its appearance, I actually would like to try it! It actually looks kinda yummy!

That's actually sounds tasty

My family uses it at big celebrations (weddings, mainly). It’s sweet, but not overly sweet. We don’t have it often, but when we have it, it’s fantastic.

All my life I was told I was 3/4 Polish and 1/4 Russian. Then I recently took one of those ancestry DNA tests and found out I’m actually part Lithuanian.

The knife culture is a very important culture

So, London culture?

@@Longshanks1690 BAAAAAAAAAAASED

It's how this all started. A prequel if you will.

@@Longshanks1690 Ahhh, tis the culture of peace thou speak of.

Good thing it didn't end up becoming a Gromet

He collaborated with Internet Historian in his Incognito Mode channel too

@@farkbett699 horizontal hunger is for GROMETS!

IM GOIN AAAAALLL ON THE ROOFTOPS!!!!

Quoteable JonTron videos are dead. :(

They're "together"? 😳

The Future video they did on Incognito mode was awesome!

​@@A_Ducky they're engaged

@@APAMVs I binged all of the series once more because of it. It’s all amazing! I probably will do it again now!

the collab we didnt know we needed

I found it! Shen Jiangao (aka Gradually Stretching Taller) was the 10th-century jester for the Southern Tang emperor Liezu. When the kingdom was struck by drought, the jester commented that even the rain was afraid of being taxed and would not enter the land. The emperor laughed and reduced taxes. Supposedly, it rained that very night. The jester was also credited with saving the emperor’s life. Knowing he could not win a war with Zhou Ben, Liezu invited his enemy to a banquet. But Ben slipped poison into a wine goblet before offering it to Liezu with a wish for long life and a request to drink as a sign of unity. Shen Jiango grabbed the poisoned goblet, drank it himself, and fled the room. He allowed his emperor a way out of the deadly situation at the cost of his own life. After fleeing the banquet and being given antidotes that did not work, his brain burst.

@@KingRumar that's awesome wtf

Its kind of weird to read about the 1000year old history of china just to find the name “Ben“

@@francesfarmer3874 It didn't have to take 1000 years to shorten an already thousands of years old hebrew name into 3 letters, just to get surprised how few combinations of 3 letters there even can be in this world.

covid has been over for a while now

I am also worrying about what the fuck a pony jar is

@@thelightningking8772 A jar with an MLP pony figurine in it. People save up c*m inside of it apparently. Pretty gross.

Time stamp

Don’t tell him

@@TacticalTerry then drinks it

He spared him the horrors lol I went to Google and now I have nightmares , he did him a solid xD

Dude I love Tony Jaa ₍ ˶╹◡╹˶ ₎

Wow! Would’ya look at that! A wild Lithuanian!

@@KaijuKingTheRisen im not your Pokémon gah dayum. But if I was I would be shiny. And hard to catch.

@@SpyderTekk what is a tree cake though?

@@SpyderTekk So you say, but I've learned all the tricks. I have a magic genie lamp in my house.

@@mitlanderson Shakotis, it's a biscuit-like food, it's shaped like a pine tree and can be covered in chocolate and other things, it's not good to be honest, tyngynis (lazy cake) or honey cake is miles better. Lithuania has great cuisine, cepelinai is something I'd think everyone should try, especially with fried onions and fried Sala, similar to pelmeni but bigger and with a potato dough, they're great