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It's hard to watch the vast amount of stupidity in such long chunks. I went numb about halfway thru.

eww that car full of flies and buggs, i would refuse it too, i had a car in at my last job full of food, they wanted me to work on the airbag system in the seats, i told them to go take it to get cleaned before i even plug my scan tool in lol. the kid sits in the back and the mother just keeps giving it food to keep it quiet, the kids just chucks the food on the floor and she leaves it there ewww.

0:58 firebomb the bloody thing.

@@JS-wc4xs I made it slightly past ½-way looking at the ½-yatzs • View it as spectacular Clown-itis: Professional Clowns get laughs > These are not professionals!

It is truly astounding, and some of it is just plain, out and out stupidity.

A lot of them probably didn't even know it was that bad because why would they look they wouldn't know what to look for because they didn't think it would be bad enough to be that noticeable

perhaps was the dumbass owner that did it and blamed someone else...

Common sense is not common.

Just think. All these idiots are on the road. How safe do you feel?

I don't understand why some states require. Should be mandatory on all states.

@@XtreeM_FaiL 😂 had me in the first half

I used to commute into work for 14 years then got a job driving a box truck making deliveries because the office just sucked so much.... But, even in MA where we have yearly safety inspections i'd still see cars on the side of the highway, stopped on the left side of the highway, dead in a tunnel after a bump, etc, with busted lower ball joints causing the wheel to flop up, fallen apart wheel bearings causing the entire wheel to fall off, busted tie rod sending them into a guardrail... It's crazy how little people care about their car. None of those issues show up overnight, and most make a lot of nasty noise for quite a while. Getting a wheel bearing to completely fall apart takes a while.

I’m in the UK - mandatory annual inspections needed here if your car’s over 3 years old: just had mine done. If it’s a tiny fault they give you an ‘advisory’, which means ‘get it fixed by next inspection time…’

The inspections may help some, but you can't fix stupid.

the force feedback was just calibrating

It’s an old mechanics prank. There’s a dude moving the passenger tire back and forth. You have to do it on the rack tho where no one can see you.

Lucky that garage was there. I see him swerving right to the shop

Obviously the car read a book "How to kill my driver"

@@derekv8534 Nope, this happens when you attach the hoses for power steering the wrong way around.

I'd like to contact the person and find out how. My daughter has a beater car that has a broken door handle (safe otherwise) and If we could duplicate this fix, it would help a lot.

I actually gave a small grunt of approval at this hack...it's like "...aaahhh....ok."

🤣🤣🤣🤣

It should still lock too, it got my approval.

I would have to agree with you on this one. My dad was a amazing mechanic and did amazing work, on other peoples cars of course😂. He should have been certified in afro enginuity when it came to our cars😂. If me or my sisters car had A/C before he worked on it it didnt after wards lol. Plus extra parts that we "didnt need". He did a top rebuild on my 01 venture. I was unaware it had California emissions. Well it did before he worked on it😂. He taught me so much and I can proudly say I do all of my own repairs. I am no super certified mechanic and there is repairs Ive never done. But I give it my all, reach out for help, dont try to be a know it all and continue to learn new things. I just did a motor swap on my 05 Malibu V6. I asked a ton of questions but basically did all the work myself. Now Im having an electrical problem and I would much rather give birth than deal with electrical😂. It had issues before I got it and only have it because it was free. The dick who did the work on this car before me I hope he stubbs his toe everyday in life. Every bolt that could possibly been put on with a power wrench or impact he did and without antiseeze.

LOL Im in the lube business, if a hooptie like this comes in we tell them to go away

@@MrROTD we had a guy come in with a total hooptie. My boss wrote up a detailed explanation of why we won't do the oil change. The guy tried to fight my boss.

🤣🤣🤣

@@MyDogIsYoshi If these people know so much about cars and why the mechanic is wrong, why are they even in the shop for just an oil change? Surely they are smart enough to undo one bolt and replace an oil filter?

@@akaraven66 you have no idea how often I ask myself that

I don't doubt it lol

Can you explain what really caused the steering wheel to bend like that at 2:15??? He says it was a "bump" but what really caused something like that?

@@WhitneyDahlin probably his grip, it doesnt just randomly bent like that

@@morbidlyobesecat7829 Grip? What is he Brock Lesnar?

@@WhitneyDahlinhis “girlfriend’s” head.

I too feel really good about myself. I have left some stuff go, but god damn! And WTF is up with all the bullet holes?

@@RaggedsEdge ‘Murica

@@sameermohideen4913 Honestly they probably went through the wrong neighborhood.

Theres nothing wrong with installing some electrics yourself, or making some "hotfixes", but man, at least do it right. Like those guys in the video seem like they aren't even trying.

Dx

Must've been some elaborate prank.

When you can't install the ejector seat to deal with unruly passengers, you give 'em the old razzle dazzle with the clown spray bottle!

There was a German guy arrested over there for drunk driving. He had his washer bottle filled with schnapps and a hose at hand he could put in his mouth, no kidding. Maybe 30 years ago.

@@mikekokomomike that's hilarious and gives me a wild, but illegal, idea for countering ignition-lock breathalyzers. If you could rig the vent system to a hideable hose that latches onto the unit, it just might work.

Auto version of the Clown Lapel Water Flower gag 🤣🤣🤣

Country Driver: "Hey, Jethro! I heared yew can add speed holes to mah fancy ole car dere!" Country Mechanic: "Shore Ah kin! What size speed holes d'yew want!?" Country Driver: "How 'bout sumthin' in a .45 caliber?" Country Mechanic: "Best Ah kin do is a .38." Country Driver: "Awl raht." 😄

Ahh ya beat me to it!

As a Canadian, I can't believe Americans just put up with this level of gun violence in their society! Insane.

Must be climate change.

A large percentage probably are the end of a "hold my beer and watch this!" moment. As for the rest, they are most likely gang violence related.

@@chrissturgeon1571 It's crime. These types of vehicles are almost always the result of street takeovers and/or sketchy neighborhoods where gangs are common. I promise you bullet-riddled cars are only regular in larger cities, while cars on the absolute brink of collapse are typically products of countryside people who think the mechanic is trying to price gouge them or they're drug addicts who refuse to spend excess money on anything but drugs.

It's very dependent on where in America you are. In a quiet suburb it would be almost as unimaginable as where you are.

Same, I have basically 0 experience with cars but I know enough to realize when something is that messed up

"Nuts?" If they had those attached, some of these problems wouldn't exist.

You dont need to be a mechanic to bend down to your knees to have a check, and also, common sense doesnt suddenly appear with mechanical knowledge

I stg 😂 I just want to know how, why, who and WHY. Pretty sure I saw a piece of iron i beam "welded" in there. The same thing I use when jacking my car up on the subframe rail lol

@@Meekmillan What's with that bolt just randomly welded to the chassis?

@@JayDee-xj9lu clearly a tow point. Its a track built car of course

Guessing he was getting shitty gas mileage so he decided to fit a larger gas tank........

@@nickmaclachlan5178 No its the sump of the engine, its like hes done an engine swap with with an engine not for that vehicle and "made" his own crossmember. Who the hell would do it like that tho, i'm baffled at the lack of intelligence shown.

A friend of mine used to work at a local farm supply store. He was my "go to guy" when I needed a battery. It amazed both of us how many people don't take those caps off. The store couldn't sell returned batteries as new but they did sell them at a DEEP discount (with no warranty) after load testing them. $20 for what would normally be a $150 battery? I'll take that deal all day every day!

I've heard of that happening, but I can't imagine how you can even get the clamps over the posts with the caps on? Most clamps would hardly open far enough.

@@marshallpeters7174 I was just as lost as you are. Pretty sure it was the guy I sold it to for his Celica.

@@marshallpeters7174 Have you ever seen how people sometimes mangle battery terminals? I've seen people spread them so far that they crack. Then, when they tighten them, the terminal breaks completely.

Yeah 40+ years and didnt see any shattered casings or rims as bad as these.

Yeah, people are dumb and reckless.

@Buck Fiden they do seem to be more careless over there.....must be all dat meth...

Yup on year 41 and I just hate cars now 🤪

i did it for 12.. and considering the locations i worked.. i feel ya, seen more shit that made me never want to drive again on public roads, and just hate humanity in general.

the issue i see is people get these things drive em like no tomorrow but then wonder why keeping up on the car costs so much? hell people complain about changing oil, air filters and cabin filters. or getting an alignment when half your tire has 7/32 vs wires on the other side

She should be legally banned from owning a car

@@ninjatvlv6101 It's what happens when parents, for whatever reason, don't tell their *teenage kids* about car maintenance. The same can be said of teenagers who don't pay attention, who forget the good knowledge from those who _do_ tell them. I'm sure there are other reasons, too.

@@101Volts or their daughters about which man to pick and now we need abortions stat

I drove a car like that when I was 19 but I knew what it was, we just couldn't afford to fix it. It was so bad, and the sound was horrendous. Bad enough that when I met this guy, he was so appalled he fixed my brakes for me himself the second week we dated and he didn't know squat about mechanics at the time but did a great job. Now he's my husband 😆 and fixes all my cars

That’s scary.

I bought a thirty year old used truck about six months ago and I'm slowly finding all the crazy mind boggling neglected issues or Jerry rigged repairs to keep me laughing and somewhat sane haha.

hey, working is working🤷🏻‍♂️

That's what happens when you live in a dystopian hellscape where you literally need a car just to go get some milk and eggs. Other nations are set up in a way where everything is in walking distance. And that's for a reason: Because everyone cannot afford to have cars. These people cannot afford to have cars either. They can afford to BUY them but not MAINTAIN them and its a symptom of how America is built.

Stupidity or poverty?

And for FREE, right?

SAD but true.. AND they will want you to locate, buy, and install any parts needed for a complete repair. And complain if you did not clean the windshield while you were in there. I tell any one that MY mechanical knowledge stops at "Fell er up!!" I tell (especially family) I don't even pump my own gas. It is better that way.

Love how they invite you over for a BBQ. Then as soon as you say hello. It's could take a look at my car, or could fix my car? Soon you never go to a family BBQ.

Personal motto. Never buy from, sell to, or work for friends and family.

@@Viraqua I have rarely heard wiser words.

It wasn't just physically blocking the key from being inserted?

Makes sense!

I came to the comments looking for this exact answer, thanks :)

@@ShotGunner5609 no if the key is not fully inserted you wont be able to turn

Serves him right for putting a cockring around his ignition

I could understand if the ring stopped the key from turning. But the key turned and the lights came on. I cannot understand why it would have disabled the start circuit and no other.

@@smitajky cause the damn key aint in all the way lmfao

Because the bedazzled ring being made of a ferrous metal was interrupting the field made by the coil loop on the tumbler assembly. That loop imparts EMF to the small loop in the chip key chip. When energizing happens properly, the chip in the chip key is energized and the chip sends back the code to the tumbler assembly and the computer authorizes the key by checking for that particular unique code and then allows the car to start. In summary, the chip was not getting energized by EMF.

That series made me buy a dash cam, and this series made me do a monthly inspection checklist at home.

It tells you that people are to lazy to get it repaired. Best way to avoid repairs is if you have the money trade it in every 2-3 years or 36,000 miles just before it expires.

I can't fathom it either. Considering how obscene car prices are (even before COVID), one would think that the owner would take better care of their car. Whether it's preventive maintenance, or fixing a problem as soon as it shows up. Some people would rather ruin their cars, and buy another car and make payments for the next 5-6 years. I hate borrowing from banks, it's like a sword of Damocles hanging over my head.

While its horrifyingly true how oblivious some car owners are it's also equally terrible how garbage cars and trucks are anymore. 10 years after they go off the dealer lot they are basically junk that cant be fixed. In 20 years nobody is going to hand their son or daughter the keys to a treasured 2015 cobalt that's been in the family since new. It's been recycled 4 times into more garbage

@@MultiTurbospeed yeah too lazy... Because everyone has thousands of dollars laying around ready to spend on auto repairs at the drop of a hat.

Auto-steering 😅

Needs a priest and an exorcism 🙏

Glad to see Subaru is working to get into that lucrative self-driving market!

Yeah I know it’s just a sensor but damn.

That's just scary

Same. I've done some stuff, but not that

SAE terrified

Compared to some of these DIYers you had a Doctorate in Automotive Maintenance.

The mismatched tyres remind me of my dad's 05 Trailblazer he got in late January or early February of this year for a couple thousand. All the rims are stock... But the tyres are 245/70R16s on all but the front driver's side. The front driver's side has the stock width and what have you, which is 235/70R16. Might need to sort that out eventually, as well as the rough shift from 1 to 2.

Also document it before you go in with warranty complaint, my father got done over like that, they said there was 80 psi in the tires so the warranty is void. Not a chance my father made that mistake, none.

@@unclejim1528 i mean most non mechanics don't even have access to pumps that would fill to 80 on a car tire in any reasonable amount of time

And use your own tire gauge. The ones on the hose at the gas station are wildly inaccurate. That's probably why that tire has so much air in it.

Sounds like the tech got carried away "seating" the tire....

@@ostrich67 some when we get cars in with air like that. literally the excuse is "i didnt want to waste the quarter"........

I love how they hit the hood emblem like it was a target.

Beyond Mechanic Warranty, mwahahahahahah

Just one more reason to never live in the hood.Don't want some shitbag reprobate near my car,why should you?

That would be what i thought the old meaning was, literally shot? Since it isnt what does that mean, something like shoddy?

and Big Money Waster!

starts better too

Thank you for being here!

Ditto to the OG comment ^^

Yes, exactly. So many people think they have to add "funny" bits while it's just very annoying. Maybe if your audience is 13 year old teens, it might be a good choice. So please keep this relaxed atmosphere.

Yeah, and they take videos from all over the world, even from places like Baghdad and Mariopol, judging from all the bullet holes... >__>

@@RoonMian or new orleans haha

That's the only fix!

I’d fail all these vehicles MOT’s etc. advise the customer that their car should go straight to the scrappy. 😳

Yeah im happy they are very strict in the uk

@@warrickmiller7651 it cost me a lot to keep my car road worthy this year, but with only one advisory i can say comfortably that she feels safe.

Mmm tasty boot tips 🤡

We end up with rather fewer bullet holes too.

Hey its never bad to try fixing things yourself. If u do it, you do it. If you fail, thats another story

@@toomi195 coming from a family of mechanics and being a car guy myself thats understandable. But to keep driving on said fail thats when it gets real risky. And we always love it when they bring it in to have it fixed then yell at us when we give them the bill lol

@@tylercovey327 haha thats true. When you mess something up its always embarassing to go to the mechanic 😀 but you guys are doing a good job!

"Bump"... aka 6ft boulder....

It’s preventing the key from going in all the way. The chip in the key doesn’t reach its sensor, that 16th of an inch thickness of the bling ring doesn’t let it line up. I ran into a similar problem with a woman who had a plastic grip added to the key, it just snapped over the head of the key, but prevented it from going all the way in. What’s worse, is she didn’t make the connection, it didn’t dawn on her that the key stopped working when she added the grip thing. She couldn’t understand what one had to do with the other? She had that look on her face that she thought I was feeding her a load of crap. I didn’t even charge her anything.

@@alphagt62 If it was preventing the key from going all the way in it wouldn't still turn in the lock.

@The Wicked Scoundrel it’s a Hyundai, I don’t think anyone’s gonna miss it.

I once saw a car in an impound lot that had been in the hot Australian summer sun for 4 weeks with a couple of large buckets of shellfish left in it, You couldnt get closer than 10 feet without retching and you could hear it from 50 feet, there were so many blowflies in it. No way would you ever get that stench out. :-))

Those insect looked like cockroaches!

@@uhtred7860 yeah just scrap the car at that point.

I would, but I wouldn't stop at any lights or stops signs till it ran out of fuel, RUN FORREST, RUN!

Probably get upset and start blaming the mechanic

@@filipmazic5486 yea

Or do what the TV trained them to do and tell the mechanic that they're lying and trying to sell them parts they "don't need."

they whine, they bitch, they complain we are trying to sell them shit... and then they drive off part of the time. "so and so can do it cheaper!" or "i can fix it myself!" etc. the smarter ones buckle down and get the repairs, or admit the vehicle is toast. just had a lady in with a 2001 malibu, hubby told her it was toast, to not waste money repairing it and use that money to buy something better. needed new tires all around new brakes and rotors all around - several lines were bad so probably those as well the drivers seat was busted, the floor attachment area was nothing but rust on one side at least one control arm and wheel bearing misfiring- sounded like an old lawnmower body was trashed, rusted, front end and hood dented in but the kicker... couldn't run it more than 5 mins without it overheating with clouds of steam... head gasket or cracked block. we didn't bother to finish diagnosing at that point and that's when we told her it wasn't worth it. she had it towed to midas to get them to do the repairs... which will probably be 3x what we would charge if we were willing to do the work.

It wasnt like that when i brought it in....never taking accountability.

Never encountered bullet holes in any vehicle I've worked on but I would think so? Lol. And glad you enjoyed it!!

No... Now you can contact the police about it, and find out if it may have been used in some sort event. But it is not a requirement. It's more of the, hey this cars been shot up, i should call the police kinds thing. But you do not have to. Although if it's filled with holes you probably should. Best case scenario "Yes this matches a vehicle description" boom not your problem anymore. Worse case scenario it's just some idiot who likes to shoot at his own car.

Considering it's a loaner it's safe to assume that he used it in a drive by to avoid being tracked back

If I was a mechanic I was say too the customer go buy a new car since lots of those cars need like $5,000 to $30,000 just for repairs

Just plain ignorance ? Or just total disinterest in cars?

@@1953beetle I understand if it's underneath the car since most people won't be able to take a good look themselves. But some of those clips are just... wtf. Homemade fixes have to be the worsts. Ones like the "bump" that bent the steering wheels are mysteries. Majority are poorly maintained cars with drivers who basically neglect their own safety and the safety of others.

@@Soliye. 🤣👍

Meanwhile my car takes a dump if a sensor goes bad 😆 these people's cars are in literal pieces

...well, after penetrating the windshield!

The one with the bent steering wheel, I think they found out how much of a shock it is coming down from a ' dukes ' jump. They probably bent it with their face.

Or KITT. Lol

Your cars will one day find their spot on the channel. Every car owner depicted is someone just like you: drive car till it doesn’t run.

@@STV-H4H I know how to take care of a car bud.

@@NoisyBones As long as you don't patch up your tyres with Duct Tape etc, you good.

@@STV-H4H In such case, there is no complaint against owner - he / she didn't do nothing wrong, but mechanical parts eventually will be worn.

@@STV-H4H "this dude uses his car for communal transportation, he must not take care of his care"

What country do you live in?

In my experience, the worst customers are the cheap skates who always cry about being ripped off. They abuse their vehicles, but don't want to pay to fix them.

That's the new generation for you. Graduates of the Participation Ribbon Academy.

@@wintersbattleofbands1144 Uh, yeah man. I had a 2005 Honda Civic. I worked three jobs and didn't have money to get a new car. Hope you feel super superior now, idiot.

Criminals dont respect people, but damn if they do hornets

how did they get there tho..

Hold up...

Your stepfather must have an interesting past. I would consider getting rid of the car cause somebody might think your stepfather still owns it.

The rats who escaped though... I guess they are the new shop's pets.

Rats are what made the car run, surely wasn’t hamsters, mice, or magic.

If they are in the tubes it's better, out comes the three motor shop vac 🤣

Needs a mass mouse flow sensor

@@adamgray1753 rats are pretty cool pets if you get one from a good breeder. They are Uber smart

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