Instant Slip-n-slide. Just hope Jolteon doesn't want a go.

Yeah, that was hilarious.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

I didn't know seals did breakdance

​@@LITTLE1994hello and yes you also like f zero

Perhaps a tad too heartwarming

Nahh If anything that jolteon was quite "shocking"

*heartmelting

Literally

Пхееее пхеееее пхеееееееее

Idk some of them can read the dark places of your mind

Dewit

And Eevee as well. Would NOT be right to exclude the little guy/girl they evolve from.

Seems like it should be easy enough. Espeon: Good: Extremely loyal and can predict what you want it to do in advance. Bad: May be overprotective ("Rain!") or do things for you that you thought about but would never actually want done. ("I made a dakimakura for you!") Umbreon: Good: Glows in the dark. A good backup plan if there's a blackout and you can't find your flashlight and/or your jolteon. Bad: Not a single Pokedex entry says Umbreon has any control over whether it glows in the dark. Probably makes it hard to sleep. Leafeon: Good: Air Freshener. Bad: Pollen. Glaceon: Good / Bad: Like with Flareon, but in reverse. Sylveon: Good: Calming and soothing. Bad: If you have a job you hate, or enjoy horror movies and Soulslike games, Sylveon probably will keep you from them.

Four

Dumbo's.

Is it odd that we don’t know any of these Pokémon genders

@@anferneelopez6978I mean Pokémon could be either male or female excluding legendaries and Pokémon with only one gender like Gardevior and Gallade. You can call the eeveelutions whatever you want really, although all the eeveelutions and eevee itself are mostly male.

@@anferneelopez6978I like to think that Jolteon, Flareon, Sylveon, Umbreon, Glaceon, and Eevee are guys and the other three are girls.

@@anferneelopez6978 I’d give them cuddles regardless of sex and gender.

But too shocking to pet. (Writing on my note pad) note to self buy some electric proof gloves 🧤 for petting your jolteon

@@anferneelopez6978 you mean rubber gloves?

Yeah that’s what I’m talking about

It be cool keeping jolteon so you can change your phone 📱

Such a cutie deserves a better owner, one that had enough determination to learn how electricity works.

Well you could use rubber gloves for that and heat proof ones

Nah, they're not that dangerous

Mortal danger from: -Burns (Flareon) -Shocks (Jolteon) -Drowning (Vaporeon) -Getting slashed in half (Leafeon) -Poisoning (Umbreon) -Losing your mind (Espeon) -Being frozen (Glaceon) -Getting wrapped (Sylveon) -Fear of which of the 8 mentioned danger you have to deal with in the future (Eevee)

Ok if I recall Im pretty sure flareon can regulate it's own body temperature

In a world like that, free Healthcare is mandatory

Pichu's pokedex entrees mention that they shock themselves due to lack of control over their powers. This could be a young Jolteon

@@ScripulousFingore6133 Pichu is specifically a Baby Pokemon (recently hatched), and Jolteon is fully evolved. While the trio _could_ have been recently evolved, the inability to control powers isn't something often attributed to fully evolved Pokemon.

@@DragonxFlutter sure, but eevees evolve with a stone so could evolve right out of the egg. They could still be very young despite being fully evolved. This guy seems to be keeping them as pets with no intention of training them to fight, so he probably evolved them early without concern for missing out on moves they would've learned as eevees.

@DragonxFlutter Like how it was shown in the anime that Ponyta and Rapidash can control whether their manes made of fire burn someone or not, but they only make their fire manes not burn those they trust.

@@lucasfox2494 Right! And when an individual Ponyta evolves, it's still the same creature, so it'd still have that level of trust! I imagine that most Pokemon would be like that, otherwise nobody would train them.

awesome

Flareon Dryer?

Indeed

We need a sequal that shows how it is to live with the other 5 eeveelutions

Fr. Stright facts

I hear they are good a licking

​@@liammccbyrne4184or you could lick them instead

Indeed

Well, did you know...

@@parkergreen2704can I finish that?

I find the design a little goofy lol. But still very cute!

She is. By the way, did you know...

@@parkergreen2704 No father?

@@EEE-1409 Real mature, aren't you?

@@parkergreen2704 As opposed to making an unfunny s*x joke about an animal Pokemon over and over again? Get off your high horse.

Vaporeon's my favourite too!! I would like to see my old favourite Glaceon sometime as well.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

Vaporeon is a very useful Pokémon in fact did you know that in terms of- actually never mind.

​@@EEE-1409same

​@@liammccbyrne4184adoro esses comentarios de gringos falando da Vaporeon KKK

Or rubber boots! If you insulate from ground the electricity can’t pass through you to get to ground.

@@mackenziebeeney3764 electric pokemon produce enough voltage to make lightning, it can jump around a pair of boots ... a pair of gloves too actually maybe chainmail to redirect the current around your body would work better

@@mackenziebeeney3764 If you touch them with both hands you could still get shocked

Darn, you beat me to it with that comment. Otherwise I'd also take off my jacket.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

I like to collect all of the forms. I would need all this stuff plus more. Espeon: scary masks Umbreon: flashlight Leafeon: herbicide Glaceon: coat and other winter clothes Sylveon: iron horseshoe

Must have for any pokemon: alcohol

alcohol is always a must @@yaboi1069

Thank you very much! And I'm very happy that my video helped you! 😄

So long as you're wearing clean clothes.

*inhale* DID YOU KNOW THAT-

​@@nothinghere1698 I will not chide you. I will not get angry at you. I just want you to know, I am disappointed.

​@@nothinghere1698=loads shotgun= oh do please finish that sentance. ^.^ (SARCASM forget how sarcasm doesn't translate on text)

​@@Animefan5890 If I were serious about what I was saying, I'd have gone all the way and really sent the copypasta Where I come from, it's something either people laugh over because it's so absurd no one would do it, or get annoyed by because they've seen the copypasta at least twenty times by now Some say it just to be a troll I'm the troll =w= Also cut off sentences in general are humorous, which is why I suspect nine people have liked my comment

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

That copypasta is as old as the dinosaurs. Also, Umbreon is actually the more compatible of the eeveelutions. Science can confirm it btw.

@@araucanoraptorargentinus3973 Doesn't Umbreon literally sweat poison?

@@HunhowsShadowStalker I think you're overanalyzing a shitpost.

@@HunhowsShadowStalker ✅

They are so cute I don’t even know which one to pick

@@anferneelopez6978 All of them

​@@anferneelopez6978Sylveon. Definitely.

Espeon just walks up during your first date "he wants to touch ur butt"

The more you know. 👍

I'm sick of this joke bruh 💀

@@EEE-1409 cope lol

@@EEE-1409 Don't hate the job, hate inherent laundryness of humanity.

Shut up about that Copypasta crap.

Yep. Feesh is cute!

Hey, did you know...

@@parkergreen2704 *Yes, I know, shut up.*

@@shadydaemon4178 Aw, come on! I'm just joking!

@@parkergreen2704 I’ve heard enough from that meme, idc, I’m sorry

Espeon could probably read their trainer's thoughts, which would make her feel sad if the trainer felt afraid after meeting the other eeveelutions.

XD

No, the heat already fused the zipper. He was doomed from the start...

@@omegawolfbrony could’ve taken it off Sweatshirt style then

It's a cute tail!

Why am I not suprised?

​@@Mr.VaporeonYou found me again! It was in my recommended so I gave it a watch.

@@EEE-1409 ^w^

@@Mr.Vaporeon ^w^

Flareon sand Jolteon. Autocorrect strikes again! :P

RUSSIAN PEOPLE?!?! Окей, я тоже русский🇷🇺🤝

Oh, Russian! Nice.

Espeon helps you decorate but tells your embarrassing thoughts on your first date. Umbreon helps as a nightlight when you go to bed but then pretends to be your sleep paralysis demon in the middle of the night. Leafeon helps you tend to your garden but also grows plants in your walls.

Who wouldn't, but you'd need to wear a special flame and heat proof outfit suit just to do it for your own safety just to do so.

@Alex-ft1df I may get burned, but it'll be so worth it!

Unless it clings onto you…

@@Jezthewolf Yep then it be like Dexter’s Lab when he’s running around with his hair on fire lol 😂

Fuuu🤢🤮🤮

Better not be a cat tongue. Cuz that's gonna hurt...

Actually just above his nose.

I mean they can turn off their harmful body funcions so all Jolteon had to do was turn off the 10k volts it has in it's fur so the guy can pet it safetly

Not Flareon!

@@EEE-1409 between human female and pokemon male ,yes. But between human male and pokemon female, vaporeon is most huggable

​@@karolczarnecki3447why does gender matter? all vaporeons are squishy

@@Man-98765 all my comments are about meme "vaporeon copypasta". But i warning you , it is 18+

NO!

@@sanaltdelete You cannot escape Rule 34!

@@generaljimmies3429 *shrieking*

@@sanaltdelete Give In!!!

SILENCE!! Your corrupt myths have no place here!!

ah yes, I've been seeking for this comment 😸

🤡🤡🤡

​@@greatfiredragonWhy the f**k would you look for it? Weird af fr. 😒

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