I’m crying at: “I think I manifested that creeper”

Close your eyes when he goes to his secret chest

I’ve never seen someone so distraught at the fact they threw away their dirt

normal UKpostsrs when they're in danger: *screams* danny: "wOwiEE"

“If you thought this was my second channel, where I drink LaCroix and get a little bit sillier and little goofier, it’s not, this is my third channel where I play games and stuff” (GONZALES, 2021)

"Lapis Lazuli... Why does this one have a last name?"

Danny says "epic gamer moment" like an old person who heard their grandkids using it

“I should probably be using my axe, right?” no, you should probably be using the untouched iron sword in your inventory, DANNY

The chat cheering on Danny for making it harder to access his chest is wholesome af

Danny: holds a shield at all times Danny: doesn't use the shield

trying to decide if i want to be a “you’re doing great danny!” viewer or a “LOOK BEHIND YOU” viewer

I'm so happy chat is being helpful and supportive instead of trolling and ruining the game for him

Did not expect a third channel where you don't drink lacroix and don't get a little goofier, But hey we're here and it's cool

The "I can quit Minecraft forever because I lost all my stuff" Danny moment is the most relatable minecraft moment ever

WHY DID HE START TALKING ABOUT HIM PROBABLY HAVING FEET PICS ON THE INTERNET WHILE KILLING A BABY ZOMBIE-

I've never really thought of minecraft as scary when I play but just watching Danny play feels like a horror movie. How does he have such bad luck with the mobs

danny: i should probably use my axe right ? danny’s sword: yeah no use the axe. that’s fine

Danny losing his entire inventory is this generation’s burning of the Library of Alexandria

The way everyone in the stream comments went back and found your coordinates to help you out almost made me emotional

It's interesting that his chat is so helpful. Everytime I've seen another youtuber who's new to minecraft attempt to play their chat always seems to bully them relentlessly lmao

HIS FACE WHEN HE FOUND THE DIAMOND STOP I'M GON A CRY

the fact that danny never uses his sword to kill mobs is hilarious. he's literally using anything else.

I love how intense music plays every time something remotely dangerous happens

When Danny finally learns how to use his shield and sword at the same time he might actually be a legendary gamer

can't believe danny has 4 channels now 1) danny gonzalez 2) 2 danny 2 furious 3) danny gamezalez 4) drew gooden

"Minecraft is a scary game" the only scary thing is watching him use his pickaxe as a weapon

Him being so surprised about trap doors is what gives me life

Danny calling himself daddy is the *only* sustenance I will ever need.

Holy crap you have the most helpful chat in the world

It’s funny how a few days ago he was unable to play and now he has a gaming channel, and the best thing I am here to witness it.

The chat watching him kill every mob with a pickaxe: 👁👄👁

"Is that a baby Zomble?Aww...he's kind of cute" "Does he just wanna play?" "Nope,he doesn't" "My plan just then was to only let the baby in,that way I can kill it without his parents seeing" "But I am already a hoe." "It looked like honestly in trouble and needed help and I just sort of killed him." "What if I just wanna eat the bone meal?" "It's like I wouldn't even want to hurt you.if you aren't shooting me with arrows." Idk why but I find him so ✨precious✨

Why is danny extra funny when hes playing minecraft lol But it's a really cozy type of humor if that makes sense ??? Like I can just get comfy in bed and laugh and it feels so cozy and lighthearted idk man lol

Glad to see Drew is branching out once more

Me: oh cool, he dug into a cave. Danny: oh... an A R E A

"Dude, I wish I made that sound when I ate in real life, *Demonic hissing*" -Danny Gonzales 2021

this was such an emotional rollercoaster. it had a whole story arc

Danny: “People said I need to organize my inventory” Danny: Creates an inconveniently-shaped room just for his inventory

"Oh is that a baby zombie? Aww he's kinda cute!" Ph1lza Minecraft: 👀

I love how Danny is new to minecraft and still is one of the only youtubers I’ve seen make an efficient farm

the sound effects he puts for every monster always scares me lmao

i feel like i’m in a secret society bc i’m here 😳

any greg who knows about this channel is now in the inner layer of danny's cult

I like how Danny picks up some “lingo” from the people he makes fun of. I like how he does it ironically.

Danny: ,,Oh was that a baby zombie? Aw that's kinda cute!" Philza: NO, NO IT'S NOT

Get your ticket before this channel becomes a little bit serious, a little bit uptight and Danny drinks a lot of water....

danny thinking that trap doors are 'x games mode shit' is the cutest thing i've ever seen

everyone helping danny find his stuff is probably the most wholesome thing i’ve seen all day

Danny: makes a shield the first time he gets iron also Danny: has not used shield once (Danny on the off chance ur seeing this, the shield will protect u from skeleton arrows and from creeper blasts, u just need to left click when u have it on either hand)

I love how he puts intense music over literally everything he does

Most people: "baby's first steps" or "baby's first words" Danny: "baby's first diamonds"

3:49 I like how he threw that in there and we're all just glossing over it

i’m so glad he’s gaming he’s so funny so naturally

“How do they creep up on me so well” Danny slowly realising why they’re called creepers

“lapis lazuli... at your service” 🏰 i think about this every day 13:17

oh he’s cute maybe he just wants to play! hE dOeS nOt WaNt To PlAy

Danny: *has a sword* Also Danny: *uses anything but his sword to attack monsters*

on this channel do you get even more wacky and drink even more lacroix?

I'm not even exaggerating when I say that I have been rewatching all of these videos ever since he started posting them. For some reason this is the most comforting and most entertaining content on youtube rn. Thank you Danny

Tbh dannys crippling fear of creepers is the funniest thing

Danny when a creeper creeps up on him creepily: “How do they creep up on me all the time?”

Is this what it feels like to be early to something?

14:17 "I don't have any iron. I can't make a pickaxe," says Danny as he walks by like four pockets of iron ore.

Danny: oh no I have no iron Also Danny *is standing on iron*

i feel like one day we’re going to click on a livestream and danny will just have turned into a giant can of lacroix.

I love how his chat was all like “You’re doing great, Danny! 🤗” meanwhile the others are all like “EAT DANNY!” “ *EAT* “

I love that he has a shield but doesn't use it. Just holds it.

14:22 is it just me or did the skeleton actually wait for him to grab a weapon 😭

When he threw the dirt into the ravine on accident I fucking lost it

“there’s probably pictures of my feet on the internet, you can look it up if you want to” that absolutely SENT me i’ve been uspsed

Nobody: Danny : *finds diamond and gets it * Me: he’s .... he’s going to die now isn’t he...

i like it that danny has a sword of full durability in his hotbar but proceeds to use random stuff to kill mobs

I've never seen someone play minecraft with such determination to "win"

"tasty bone meal" one time we left the house to find our freshly planted planters ransacked, dirt everywhere, and mud in the dogs waterbowl. at first we had no idea what happened, but eventually realized that a racoon must have snacked on the bone meal in the soil and washed its stupid little feet in the dogs water afterward. godspeed you little creature

Danny: You took everything from me. Creeper and skeleton:*Hiss and rattle intensely*

I dont usually watch minecraft, but danny is so funny, greg never disappoints

Danny’s third channel where he likes to drink goofy and get LaCroix

i love how danny is just like 🙂 the whole time so everytime something eventful happens he barely shows a change in emotions (except for the occasional 😀)

He’s having fun. and I’m proud of him.

Danny should be the new PogChamp 22:06

THIS FEELS LIKE A SECRET COMMUNITY HI GUYS!!!!!!!

"is the name of the game to just mine around here?" ....yes danny. minecraft.

17:26 "I don't care if you're Dream... or friggin' Ninja" lmfao we're all screwed when Ninja starts playing Minecraft

19:50 actual footage of Danny commiting suicide 😢

Danny: *finds a cave* Danny: an area!

This feels like a movie. He finishes his fight with two zombies, then when he thinks the war is over, he gets blown up by a creeper. Edit: Edit

Your vibe wasn’t the only thing that zombie was tryna kill

Danny “how do they creep up on me like that?!” Me “ that’s why there called creepers”

There was no LaCroix you can tell this channel is serious

When he found the diamond in the end, I actually was so happy for him.

Someone needs to show Danny redstone contraptions, it’ll blow the mans mind

i have never in my life played minecraft and love these videos - but when danny smashed his inventory box not knowing what would happen i literally gasped bc what if it all disappeared, DANNY???

this feels like a crossover fanfiction

the musics so intense and he’s just monotone the whole time lmao

I love how you can see his stuff at 18:44 but then as soon as he looks back it despawns

You mean to tell me the yellow grass I have been eating in my yard isn't wheat?!

Danny: How do those creepers keep creeping up on me like that?! Me: say that again, but slower

danny gonzalez finding out why they’re called creepers: colourized

6:21 “where did he come from?” *Proceeds to look up and down as if those are the most likely directions*

16:45 walking into the enemy while hitting them is a fantastic battle style