“I’m a goose, I’m lost and I’ve got a boot”- DanTDM 2019

Dan: “I know it’s a picnic basket, but what if there’s a baby inside?” That got dark fast.

“Woah calm down gate! I’m just an INNOCENT goose around here!” 10 minutes later he is chasing and scaring humans away 😂

“Listen to the pitter patter of his little foots!”- DanTDM 2019

“I’ve heard your jam is the tastiest of jams” -Dantdm 2019

Dan: this is way to British for me Me: dan you are British

Farmer: *Hits thumb with hammer* Dan: Oh, I thought I killed him!

10:17 Dan: This man keeps coming back and stealing my things! Me: Aren't you the one wrecking havoc onto this poor man?

0:25 “what’s good buddy?” BUDDY ISNT A GOOSE AND YOU HAVE YET TO FIND HIM!!

“I think this is a picnic basket.” *10 seconds later* “I think there a baby inside 👌”

The fact that dan smiles when he says , "but what if there's a baby inside.." genuinely concerns me.

When he drew on it 😂 ( 17:19 )

You all worried about Area 51 and I’m worried about the picnic basket with the baby in it

"I know its a picnic basket- but what if there's a baby inside?" -DanTDM

Dan: "It's way too british for me" Also: Dan is british

“I’ve dropped it in the uh. drink”

"I could kill this man with a shovel“ -Dantdm 2019

*He protecc* *He attacc* *But most importantly...* *HE CAN QUACC*

Dan : I’m gonna change the writing cause it’s too British Also Dan: *is British*

Dan: you’re not doing a very good job Me: don’t u mean “you’re not doing a very *goose* job”?

Goose trying to get in a garden Let me in.. LET ME IN!!!

goose: lvl 1: hippity hoppity your garden is now my property lvl 2: hippity hoppity this store is now my property lvl 3: *stealing bread noises*

2:24 “I know it’s a picnic basket but what if there’s a baby inside?” Dantdm-2019

I love how everyone just immediately understands the "rake in the lake" objective. You'd think some people would be confused but no!

“It would be a shame if this fell in the drink” ~ DanTDM

“What’s my backstory?” *ZOOMS IN TO GOOSE’S BACK*

Dan: why am I a goose? Me: one word, Dr. Tray

I remember getting in the car from school and my mom taking us to Zaxby's, then I look at your channel and I saw you post this. No coronavirus. No bad 2020 stuff. Just good things. Good times. Good times...

1:28 "I am a crazy son of a goose" -DanTDM I was thinking he wouldn't be family friendly anymore

What they are hiding in area 51 : 1-this goose

DanTDM is one of the funniest, and kindest youtubers ive EVER seen. I love when he said this: "Littering is bad humans, come one now." and this: "Oh no my greatest enemy, The Gate." the latter one had me wheezing :D

Dan: *is british* Also Dan: "It's too british for me" Best content ever

THIS IS HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT DAN TO DO A PART 2 ⬇️

Dan:This writing is too British for me Winnie the Pooh: a fellow man of culture

I’ve been watching Dan since I was 4, I’m now 11 and he’s improved so much over the years I’ve never even really stopped watching him and I’ve watched almost all of his videos in the past 7 years I’ve watched him:)

7:12 and 7:17 are some of the most iconic Dantdm quotes that revolve purely around jam, Edit: mainly because they are the only Dantdm quotes revolving purely around jam that Have been recorded on UKposts

Dan: Threatens to call cops Also Dan:Instantly steals thermos right after

Dan: I’m a goose lol His wife:Just stop Dan: but His wife: no just stop

Fun fact, you've never seen a better thumbnail

Dan: it would be a shame if it were to fall in... the drink Proceeds to drop in the *river*

can u plz play this game again? Ur a good goose. (kinda)

“Leave my carrot ALONE!” -Dantdm, 2019

Imagine learning how to program, animate, and make a game just to make the *g o o s e g a m e*

12:17 Dan’s heart attack of thought he killed someone 2020

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Not Even The Dinosaurs: Dan: I got your tomatoooooo 😂😂 18:28

No one: Absolutely no one: Dantdm: **calls a lake a drink**

"Oh theres stuff i got to steal, lets steal some water shall we?" DanTDM 2019

I kept waiting for him to laugh that its by house house Never happened

"It's weird to control a goose" -DanTDM 2019

"DJ goose in the house!" -DanTDM 2019

2:21 “what if there is a baby inside?” The best thing ever lol

"I'm a goose, I'm lost... and I've got boot". -Dan, 2019

"I'm a goose, I'm lost, and I've got a BOOT!" -DanTDM 2019 Untitled Goose Game

Dan: I become a Goose! Me: So what’s changed?

and also theres a secret exit and entrance near the cabbages. move the crate and then crouch to get in and out.

Some Dan videos can be watched a million times and you never get bored

Most UKpostsrs: LINKS awakening IS HERE Dan: lets play a game about a goose

"Welcome to a game..... about becoming a *GOOSE* ." - DanTDM, 2019

I’m eating a happy meal while watching this

"I can't make him wear the pink ones!" -DanTDM 2019

"I think you can change the text because it's quite too British for me" - DanTDM

Me: *Looking at my recommendation and finds this video.* Also me: *Seems legit.*

I’m buying that right now! I love it! Dan, I love this! Thanks for making my days better ♥️😁

the only thought passing through my head when they put up no goose signs is 'this sign can't stop me.' 'beacause I cant read'

"Son of a Goose" -DanTDM 2019

Dantdm: I am a crazy son of a goose Everyone and their mom: :O

I love that game !!!lol laugh out loud! Crazy goose!!

I love how he says it would be a shame if it were to fall in the drink even though it was the river

DanTDM: This is too British for me- All his fans: NANI?!

8:45 you will never get this La La La. Cracks me up every time.

"My pumpkin now, my pumpkin." ~DanTDM

Me:watching him for me to do it all in the game

I don't know why but I find dan playing this game very funny..!😂😂

The way the Goose walks in this game is so cute!

YES! I LOVE THIS GAME!!! I’M SO GLAD YOU PLAYED IT!!!

No one : No one at all: Dan: CALM DOWN GATE, NO NEED TO TRY AND KILL ME!

Dan: Soggy Sandwich Soggy Sandwich!! Also Dan: Soggy Apple!! Me: Is there even such thing as a soggy apple?

dantdm: **gets on tv as a goose** me: AFLAC

3:19 Mr sandman bring me a dream

Dan: is this an intimidation tac tik? Gooses: I WILL FLAP YOU

please. play. this. more! I loved this video and would love to see more!

GET YOINKED! -Dantdm 2019

dan this is one of the videos i wach the most

3:02 "Let me in... LET ME IIIINNNNNN!!!" - Eric Andre

“I’ve got a boot” -DanTDM 2019

2:06 “it would be a shame if....they fell in the drink” lol fell in the drink

Dan's so good at being a goose. 🤣

"It's way too British for me..." ~Dan 2019

"I am amazing at trapping old people inside of a garage" dantdm 2019

i super love this

I am sick right now and you are helping me get through it

Dan: This text is way too British for me. Me: Wait isn't Dan British- (yes I know he is British)

"ive got to steal a bra guys....fantastic" - DanTDM 2019

Dan: Listen to the pitter patter of his foots Me an intellectual: Pitter patter of his feet

7:20 mmm yess picnic basket

Dan: Soggy sandwich! Soggy apple! Dan [Boredly]: ...Hahahaha...

*Dan doing his intro* Me:Uhhh u okay buddy? ;-;

I got yelled at because I laughed way too loudly- 18:32 I GOT CHO TOM AT TOE-

"Listen to the pitter patter of his little 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐬." -DanTDM 2019

Thank you Dan💎 for Inspiring me to make a UKposts channel!!