Did Russia Pee on America’s Drone? | DeSantis Sides With Putin

Did Russia Pee on America’s Drone? | DeSantis Sides With Putin | T****’s Spicy New Lawyer

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The U.S. and Russian militaries made direct contact with each other over the Black Sea, Florida’s governor appears to be giving aid and comfort to Russia’s leader, and the former president’s new lawyer came straight from the discount attorney bin.
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@craigjohnson4182 Рік тому

Wow! A history major at Yale who wants to BAN HISTORY. "HA-HA, I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT AMERICAN HISTORY! NOW, NO ONE ELSE SHALL!"

@tinfoilslacks3750 Рік тому

If you forget history you're doomed to repeat it. If you want to repeat history you must destroy it.

@kateuhler7803 Рік тому

Yale needs to revoke his degree. What horrendous PR for that school.

@peacelove2.0.69 Рік тому

Like #16 👍

@00SmileTime00 Рік тому

Lol sure, what awful PR for the school with decades of bribery scandals, who already gave us Clarence Thomas, John Ashcroft, Gerald Ford and BOTH Bush presidents.

@marvinmartin4692 Рік тому

They’ve given us a lot of people of similar traits.

@gingw7333 Рік тому

Apparently ethics classes at Yale have massive deficiencies.

@moonhunter9993 Рік тому

good idea... plenty of time still

@pdoylemi Рік тому

WW II was a territorial dispute too. Hitler wanted all of Europe, and Europe disputed that idea.

@awaredeshmukh3202 Рік тому

Yeah. They're literally suggesting appeasement à la Neville Chamberlain

@matthewfranzen1339 Рік тому

"Funneling crack into your neighborhood"...that was absolutely brilliant...!

@dirkavery4445 Рік тому

Tucker Carlson has an edit of the drone encounter showing the politeness of the Russian Su-27 sightseeing planes.

@okkietrooy6841 Рік тому

They were escorting the plane to keep it safe.

@lucycostello2349 Рік тому

Graham said "...flying in international waters...". Wait a second, how is that even physically possible?

@nomenclature9373 Рік тому

Hydroplaning

@kitcoffey7194 Рік тому

birds gotta swim, fish gotta fly

@rosalie4797 Рік тому

Zing zing zing! 🤣🤣🤣

@nomore6167 Рік тому

@@nomenclature9373 "Hydroplaning" - Nope; hydroplaning is what happens when your tires lose contact with the ground and start skiing on the surface of the water. Flying (in this context) means "over water", hydroplaning means "on water", and swimming means "in water".

@nicole-me2oj Рік тому

@No More r/whoosh

@jackieedmondson8422 Рік тому

Ronald Reagan would funnel crack into your neighborhood in Russia!! Fuk yeah!!!! That was epic 🤣

@cass_p Рік тому

It is absolutely wild (in the best possible way) that a mainstream platform is educating its viewers by speaking openly about the link between Reagan and the crack epidemic.

@ashton.m Рік тому

Except he didn't speak "openly" about it. All he did was sling mud n tell us to "educate" ourselves... as if.

@Spiritof_76 Рік тому

@@ashton.m Did you educate yourself about it? I watched it happen in real time.

@ashton.m Рік тому

@@Spiritof_76 Yes I did. You must be that one eyed king in the land of the blind?

@Spiritof_76 Рік тому

@@ashton.m So did you open your eyes? There are plenty of us who have, and had, our eyes open. I am definitely not the ONE person who knows about Iran/Contra and Ronnie Raygun's many other democracy suppressing misdeeds.

@ashton.m Рік тому

@@Spiritof_76 Lol ok, Iran Contra now. That's a nice leap from the crack epidemic. We can cut this short. The crack epidemic came about from the Columbian Medelian cartel funnelling its product into American cities. Cities that lost manufacturing jobs thanks to massive unions making production expensive. People in those blue collar neighborhoods began opting for rich quick schemes dealing drugs. Many of them ended up in the slammer, thanks to Reagan's War on Drugs. We can do Iran Contra next, if you like.

@dagordon1041 Рік тому

Yale: Was that the university or the lock company? Good one!

@bluesky2680 Рік тому

Or maybe the forklift company…

@robertboydston5834 Рік тому

Definitely wasn't ready for the Reagan joke... FACTS!

@crypto_que Рік тому

“Take them down by funneling crack into their neighborhoods” Colbert is on another level! Reacted the same way Lewis Cato did.

@patriciamurfitt4590 Рік тому

I love the smile on Ari's face as he tries to grab that paper 😂

@courtneyk5916 Рік тому

What do you think he was saying in his head? I can't decide if it's "Are you f*cking KIDDING ME?" Or "You want this? You want thiiisss??" 😂

@Jaq365 Рік тому

"You want my papers? You can't HANDLE my papers!"

@B_Bodziak Рік тому

Tacopina also represented one of the J6 defendants who was charged with injuring Officer Sicknick, and Tacopina's written and oral defense argument was his client was only in DC because he was following what he thought were orders from the President adding that J6 was 100% Trump's fault.

@Logan_Baron Рік тому

"It's not a lie unless it's told in court" No, it's still a lie. It's just not perjury if it's not told in court under oath. You'd think a lawyer would do better.

@mrroboshadow Рік тому

A good lawyer would do better But as Stephen said this one's from the discount bin

@michaelhughes9278 Рік тому

that guy was under the influence of something. my guess is roid rage or meth. i wonder if trump gives that stuff to his lawyers or if they just do it willingly.

@johnnyllooddte3415 Рік тому

you dont need to be in court nor under oath to perjure yourself.. thats STU pd

@alex35agm Рік тому

Well when the guy you're representing does nothing but lie,it's difficult to not look like an idiot if you're his lawyer, and Trump has made many lawyers look stupid.

@stillhere1425 Рік тому

That is what Trump gets for pro bono.

@tytn9978 Рік тому

the seaweed joke is a true winner! You got a few good laughs in this momologue. I enjoyed it all!

@roserose8283 Рік тому

My FAV of the evening! 😆

@nicholea5526 Рік тому

Props to the graphics team for the Cuban missile wedgie image. Also, the irony of a History major from Yale, DeSanits, outlawing students in his state from learning history is too rich.

@B_Bodziak Рік тому

I think the proposed FL bill that will require anyone with a blog that uses any politician's name once to register the blog with the state is an incredibly slippery slope. I guess this is the modern US version of 1930. Also, DeSantis had quite a different opinion on Putin and Ukraine in 2015 when he was campaigning and was asked about Ukraine/Russia.

@elegantslave0lolguy739 11 місяців тому

Blah blah changed opinion.

@MarcF.Nielssen Рік тому

A lawyer who doesn't know that the law supersedes a private agreement is fully unqualified.

@lousialb8962 Рік тому

Not to mention that the NDA likely required DANIELS, not Trump, not to speak about it publicly. Or that the existence of an NDA strongly suggests that there was quite a lot to hide about the transaction. Or that even the bogus argument Trump was honouring the NDA contradicts the various earlier blustery assertions that Trump didn't lie. Or that "no comment" would have been an acceptable alternative to publicly lying were Trump actually subject to some condition of an NDA. Geez! I am not a lawyer, but even I can shoot this guy's arguments like fish in a barrel!

@alansmitheejr. Рік тому

Martin Scorsese is already wanting Tacopino to star in his next gangster movie.

@lorinelson7523 Рік тому

Tacopino is Trump's idea of a "tough" lawyer. Or a mob style lawyer. Trump thinks he's a mob boss.

@Opus313 Рік тому

George Santos has a new knapsack to help him organize his lies. He calls it his 'Over the Shoulder Devolder Folder Holder'...

@1ZEEDEE Рік тому

I lie... oops, I mean... I like it.

@norrisfong6445 Рік тому

Last months model is better bc it's older. Its also not insulated and orange which makes it colder and bolder.

@KonradvonHotzendorf Рік тому

😂😂😂

@Xammblu_Games Рік тому

Thumbs up for Opus!

@davidb6576 Рік тому

I can't approve unless it has a million sequins covering it!

@poodlewater666 Рік тому

i love it when stephen does characters! his bit as trumps new lawyer was great! more silliness! all the silly!

@TheSuzberry Рік тому

I’m pausing at 5:00 to say that calling “Tucker Carlson Tonight” Russian propaganda is absolutely correct. And thank you, Steve.

@emjayay Рік тому

Russian government propaganda TV runs Tucker and other Fox News clips all the time.

@elegantslave0lolguy739 11 місяців тому

It's weak against yours

@RH-wj4rz Рік тому

Oh man, that Yale joke was priceless!

@thurayya8905 Рік тому

It was a lock😉.

@Slo-ryde Рік тому

Great joke writing!😅

@chrissiek8706 Рік тому

If any of the professors at those Ivy league colleges that gave diplomas to the plethora of individuals we see spouting some gibberish everyday on tv had any integrity... They clearly do not.

@mikegarfield8765 Рік тому

Sublime!

@reubengreen4830 Рік тому

Not as good as the "blob of seaweed".

@PhillyFrank1 Рік тому

That Reagan swipe was fierce -- and on target. The Right's hagiography around Reagan has always been delusional -- though perhaps nothing compared to their cultish devotion to Trump.

@lindapindabelinda3570 Рік тому

For sure. Most of the homeless crisis is because Raygun closed mental hospitals.

@hawkeye5955 Рік тому

He's also responsible for "trickle down economics", a theory in which if the wealthy and corporations are given tax breaks they will have more money to pay their employees. That has failed as evidenced by the corporations using the federal bailout money to buyback stocks and giving themselves raises while their employees face pay cuts or job losses.

@malavoy1 Рік тому

Also, I suspect he's spinning in his grave at the current GOP supporting Putin.

@cuzbizkets3631 Рік тому

in other news.... Russian/Usa collaaberative training exercises , going swimmingly.

@forrestmorrisey Рік тому

Don't forget Iran Contra!

@loriann1506 Рік тому

FYI: the attorney/ client privilege is null and void if your lawyer helps you commit a crime. Same with pardoning someone.

@loriann1506 Рік тому

If you get a pardon you are admitting your guilt. Like when Bannon got caught stealing from the “Build the Wall” funds.

@ni8king885 Рік тому

I need help for saving my life, anyone help me

@sophierobinson2738 Рік тому

The Blob of Seaweed was the perfect cap to a great monologue!

@NewMessage Рік тому

"Oh! We get salt for lunch today! * munch* Aw... is potato."

@BaconTomatoCheese Рік тому

Thank you. I was waiting for the “is potato” reference🥔

@themysteriousmr Рік тому

That potato line still funny

@johnathanh2660 Рік тому

Special treat. Is salty potato.

@remonm990 Рік тому

Who are you and why do u have time to comment on all late night shows in the last years?

@Numismatists_Matter Рік тому

😂😂💯

@---Tre--- Рік тому

His new name should be Ron DeFascist. Though I would love for T&#^% to call him Tiny D on the debate stage.

@ammaleslie509 Рік тому

I wouldn't be surprised if that did happen in a debate.

@joshuacrawford9862 Рік тому

Grabbing the evidence is one criminal defense strategy I never considered before.

@sherylhoward4831 Рік тому

Like Ari was holding the original evidence and not a copy and it's not on the teleprompter too.

@lallyk3945 Рік тому

Wow! Did not expect that Reagan joke! (At the same time, I'm glad people are finally acknowledging what the Reagan admin did.)

@NewMessage Рік тому

A Russian plane peed on the drone? Did they think Donnie was remote piloting it or something?

@Tadicuslegion78 Рік тому

They must have thought it was Donald Trump, I hear he loves Russian Urine

@Adzes Рік тому

lol

@Eurisko229 Рік тому

😅😂🤣💀

@kristysuggs3282 Рік тому

🤣🤣🤣

@coltonblake13 Рік тому

Thats a good one. Reminds me of the tape of biden being peed on in russia.

@Evehawk87 Рік тому

😂 that Ronald Reagan joke! That was amazing!

@King_Bob99 Рік тому

Blk ppl should get over it.. how long are you going to hold a grudge

@suzandouglass5241 Рік тому

Uncle Ronnie also would have done it covertly...

@vfvvhv Рік тому

went over my head -what is it about

@jonbongjovi1869 Рік тому

@@vfvvhv the crack epidemic wasn't organic. the right wing flooded black neighborhoods with it. the entire history of our govt is sick nazism. (We even created the nazis! WALLST funded the creation of Team Adolf in 1920, to go kill them russian commie jews who had just killed ALL THE RICH PEOPLE the year before, in 1919. The Russian Revolution!) (all of America's press HAILED HITLER from 1920 til 1941, no joke, cuz all press is owned by the rich Robber Barons who fear the poor rising up)

@silverpurkat Рік тому

OH...... SNAP! He went there 😂

@ebybeehoney Рік тому

If he's a Yale grad, they should think about taking back that diploma. Clearly he doesn't understand history.

@teresathayn5170 Рік тому

It's embarrassing that DeSantis and Trump are even being considered for OUR president! Oh lawd, help us!

@nikolaipersad4098 Рік тому

THIS X 💯

@punako268 Рік тому

Your on meth if u think Biden is doing anything for the u.s.

@arniciaurelian6767 Рік тому

They protect you against Russia. Will burn you nuclear like rats. Maybe you didn't know that the US has 40% of Russian nuclear power!

@GodTierComments Рік тому

Trump should just give in to his nickname search and go for 'Ronald Rump'

@stan4now Рік тому

And that people will believe their lies despite the facts.

@shawnnewell4541 Рік тому

DeSantis was a history teacher? The Yale joke was fantastic!

@tiki_trash Рік тому

The history teacher that doesn't want anyone to learn history, go figure. 🙄

@maxmartin2763 Рік тому

Yes. He was a high school history teacher and there's photos of him partying with his female students. Not joking.... 😀

@MinesAGuinness Рік тому

@JZ's BFF For eff's sake, stop. When historians say, "There are no truths in history," that isn't the point being made. Perhaps, if you hadn't fallen asleep for the rest of your education, it might be clearer as to the point about the duty to historical truth: the constant application and reapplication of the historical method. Ron DeSantis has clearly forgotten or corrupted that maxim into a trite excuse to dismiss and denounce historical evidence as and when it suits his own purposes with the faulty logic, "It might be a lie, because it doesn't agree with what I support." Don't fall into the same trap whilst attempting to argue against him. That's exactly the kind of electorate he wants.

@jamesnelles4484 Рік тому

only he made up any of the history part of teaching.

@JamesVomit Рік тому

@@maxmartin2763 who is in the photo? Where was it taken? When was it taken? Do you know the ages of each person the photo? Donald Trump was the first to post that photo, are we believing him now?

@oldsledpurgatory3595 Рік тому

Not only did he pay himself $130,000, he spanked himself with his own magazine.

@MountainHawkPYL Рік тому

4:30 Back in 1989, A friend of mine got accepted to Yale. I convinced another friend that it was a locksmithing college in Florida, and she believed me. Stephen stole my joke!

@lindabratsch9091 Рік тому

Stephen Colbert’s Italian mobster accent is on point! It had me in tears!! 💀💀💀

@peacelove2.0.69 Рік тому

If we want to change the world 🌎, we need to change the way it works. But let's start first by putting Number 45 in jail (and his new lawyer as well)

@moniqueengleman873 Рік тому

Amen. But I have lost faith in our system. ☹️

@tygrahof9268 Рік тому

Lawyers, this is number 113 if my count is right...

@kateuhler7803 Рік тому

You know I agree!😉

@GenronStraxx Рік тому

Agreed! But, it hasn't happened yet! How much more evidence does the DOJ need to throw this traitor under the jail?

@cosmicfly9039 Рік тому

Wow you are stupid why would you put his lawyer in jail surely if trump did something wrong he should be held accountable but he is also entitled to a lawyer and all the constitutional and legal protection such as having a lawyer that we are entitled to you twit Good God how is possible for you and many others like you to be so fucking dumb

@bluecanine3374 Рік тому

Wow. He found a lawyer possibly worse than Rudy. That takes talent.

@MrVovansim Рік тому

No good lawyer will touch him with a ten foot pole. A client who will ask you to do illegal stuff, and throw you under the bus if you do, and berate and refuse to pay you if you don't.

@Raider8784 Рік тому

Rudy? You mean the guy who took on the 5 NY mob families and won? The guy who got NYC through 9/11? The guy who cleaned that city up and had crime down to the lowest it's ever been? Yea what a worthless American he is. Not like you basement dwelling, anonymous nothings with an awful taste in TV shows. Yea you're the real heros. It must be so difficult just repeating the mainstream opinions you hear. Wtf have you idiots ever accomplished other than mocking people you've never met online? Pathetic.

@wolfslair31 Рік тому

Rudy: The Next Generation - to boldly go where stupidity has gone before!

@steemlenn8797 Рік тому

@@wolfslair31 Congratulations, you have just made a few million trekkies so angry they are ready to piss on you!

@stealthattack2209 Рік тому

Lol

@mrthingy9072 Рік тому

I thought they were kidding about "Tacopina", from the law firm "Tacopina, DeOreo, and McHamburger".

@benjamindoverr3455 Рік тому

What's the over-under on how long before Tacopina needs his own defense attorney?

@SpaceForceCommander Рік тому

Tacopina saying “truth is not the truth” reminds me of Giuliani saying “truth isn’t truth”.

@johnsmithe4656 Рік тому

These people all made deals with the devil and sold their souls for material gain long ago. They have no choice but to obey, regardless of the inanity of the nonsense coming out of their mouths.

@maxdoubt5219 Рік тому

I hear that kind of stuff often: "Well...there are different _kinds_ of truth..."

@mattgies Рік тому

War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

@louspowels7120 Рік тому

@@maxdoubt5219 'Truth®' Social.

@jamesgoines7663 Рік тому

Truth is not the truth" must be a statement for those who were born and practice in New York.

@rosalie4797 Рік тому

I LOVE the seaweed cross-reference!!!!!

@Culturewatcher Рік тому

What a time when a non arrested governor is siding with a foreign power

@stan4now Рік тому

Russia helped T**** win. D***** wants Russia to help him now.

@W4rfire Рік тому

to be fair, i would have no fuckin clue what to say either if i had to defend such an obviously guilty man who actively spreads out evidence against him all day. Not easy doing an interview like this.

@wendydabee Рік тому

Almost the entirety of the GOP is siding with said foreign power... it's chilling to see them still face zero repercussions after all this time.

@msdawn5720 Рік тому

EPIC MONOLOGUE! Our Country and the planet needs the Love that shines so bright from Stephen Colbert. Thanks for the mood lift and the faith bump. 🌅

@iiz67 Рік тому

On behalf of all cats, everywhere, the desantos comparison is unappreciated

@billythekidder7182 Рік тому

Do not speak for my cat and compare it to that woman. Correction: closeted gay man

@captaincrunch8333 Рік тому

Colbert is not well mentally on several levels and he has no qualms about showing his distaste for all things feline. He should not be out on the street. One can easily imagine that as a young monster he kept harassing someones kitty, terrorizing it, until it finally scratched him in self defence.

@jencorea8748 Рік тому

😂😂😂

@malavoy1 Рік тому

There's always one ugly cat in the bunch. Watch the Primus video 'Tommy the Cat'.

@verenabecker2724 Рік тому

Yes, my cat was very offended and loudly demanded second breakfast as compensation. Then, to further illustrate his opinion on the matter, he used the litterbox.

@WalterPetrovic Рік тому

Yes! Revealing Reagan Truth. People just don't know.

@brendasiegmann6251 Рік тому

Thank God for you you keep us sane

@levi9926 Рік тому

DeSantis was sleeping through history classes at Yale when the Soviet Union fell. He must have been absent when Ukraine made the decision to give up its Nuclear Arsenal. In 1994, in this exchange, the U.S., Russia, and the U.K. would guarantee the security of Ukraine. This was known as the Budapest Memorandum. That's why the U.S. and U.K. are involved in the Ukrainian War, defending a country we swore to protect.

@msjackson6131 Рік тому

I thought my son and I were the only ppl to remember that agreement… lol I’m a history nerd and I’ve turned my 14 yr old into one😍

@SachinHari1993 Рік тому

Wow now things make sense.

@angus7278 Рік тому

Inconvenient facts: 1) The nuclear arsenal wasn’t Ukraine’s. It belonged to the Soviet Union. 2) Ukraine has never been part of any western strategic alliance and still isn’t. 3) The Donbas and Crimea have majority ethnic Russian populations who should be given the right to preserve their identities and decide their own futures without being attacked as they have been since 2014 by Ukrainian neo-Nazis and ultranationalists. Here’s a thought - how about we learn from history and stop funding and arming people who are literally Nazis?

@cathywethington5913 Рік тому

Angas Mac, okay, pootin

@rmsteeves Рік тому

@@angus7278 I think the script flipped. Nazism believed in a dictatorship based on racial "purity". It's now RUSSIA that will gladly annihilate populations that won't submit.

@jjackson3240 Рік тому

Ya know a gathering of Rons is known as more Rons.

@roserose8283 Рік тому

❗️❗️ 😁

@Kat-yq6tl Рік тому

I feel validated knowing I’m not the only one with the suspicion that judges are all naked under those robes

@Mataclysm Рік тому

Oh, it's mandatory. Going full commando gives them that feeling of power and smug superiority that they need to do their job.

@HurreJunior Рік тому

“could you put that down, put that down, we don’t need that” What a great attorney 😂😂😂😂

@victoriaballard7354 Рік тому

Love the way Ari got him to twist himself into a pretzel 😂

@Jadeskorpion Рік тому

I've been waiting all night for this. Finally took a deep breathe as the video popped up.

@JakNekon Рік тому

Us too

@jasonnacci4091 Рік тому

Seven Republicans visited Moscow on July 4 in 2018. It was the end of a multi-day meet and greet. What were they meeting about? Russia was already 4 years at war with Ukraine when they visited. It was shady then ... still seems shady now.

@cathywethington5913 Рік тому

I would still like to know what was in that letter that Kentucky senator Rand Paul flew half way around the world to personally deliver from trump to putin

@Numismatists_Matter Рік тому

The DeSanitzr WOKE up wrong again... 🤦‍♀️

@nateklein7084 Рік тому

Oh Stephen... you know the Russian soldiers don't eat giant grains of salt for lunch... their lunch is... potato.

@susanfarley1332 Рік тому

I love "is...potato" jokes! I wish Colbert would do more of them. But yours is great! Thank you

@firebrony101 Рік тому

And Vodka. Don't forget Vodka.

@nateklein7084 Рік тому

@@firebrony101 but vodka... is potato.

@firebrony101 Рік тому

@@nateklein7084 that is true, yes. Potato is raw Vodka.

@BaconTomatoCheese Рік тому

Thank you for taking care of that… “Is potato” reference

@civil_villain Рік тому

Remember the good old days when praising and supporting murderous dictators was considered, I don't know, bad?

@tinpanally51_36 Рік тому

Well yea but this millennial gen. Is cluless about politics before Obama era

@angus7278 Рік тому

Supporting murderous dictators? You mean like the US government supported Saddam for years before they turned on him? Or MBS in Saudi Arabia? Or Sisi in Egypt? The Shah of Iran? Or when it supported the dictators Pinochet in Chile and Somoza in Nicaragua? Or countless other thugs and murderers around the world? The “good old days” indeed. Have you not been paying attention until now?

@angus7278 Рік тому

@@tinpanally51_36 Yep, clueless fer sure.

@gab.lab.martins Рік тому

How did Drumpf go from “Meatball Ron”, an objectively funny and accurate nickname, to “Ron Establishment”?

@awaredeshmukh3202 Рік тому

He does not actually understand humor. He just says things and sometimes they turn out to be funny

@gregrussell1787 Рік тому

Of all the stories that giant seaweed blob is likely the most catastrophic. 5,000 mile long sargassum bloom.

@Thunderwalker87 Рік тому

One, I'm surprised Tacopina is spelled exactly as it sounds. Two, I really love that he was trying to grab the paper out of that journalist's hand.

@Broadpaw_Fox Рік тому

"That journalist" is generally known by his first name Ari, and he's not your average show host. He was a practicing lawyer, and was good enough at presenting that he got a job on that national news show. If you haven't seen it yet, you need to watch that whole interview - Ari takes a very "evidence and facts first" approach to his presentations, and his experience as a lawyer helps him lay out those facts in an easily digestible manner. He'll even concede when there's evidence/arguments against the point he's presenting. He's definitely talked on the expected defenses that Trump will likely use and their strengths. Give his show a watch - especially that interview - it might be eye opening. 😉

@marshamariner7897 Рік тому

Boy needs a hand slap....I can just c Ari doing that 🤣😅😂🤯....then look at him w wide eyes....love when he does that❤️🤍💙💛✌️🖖..I'd feel a little creeped out if he looked around me w the wide 👁‍🗨 s and stare....it's funny as hell 2🤣🖖✌️😸

@ninjabluefyre3815 Рік тому

I'm just gonna call him Tapioca if he comes back.

@alexyoungberg5232 Рік тому

@@ninjabluefyre3815 I've been calling him tacopizza lol

@alexyoungberg5232 Рік тому

@@Broadpaw_Fox do you really think people aren't familiar with Ari and the beat?

@railrodemike Рік тому

So, DeSantis studied history at Yale. Must have really researched how Mussolini took over Italy

@JohnCampbell-rn8rz Рік тому

When Daddy has popped a 100 g's in the till, you don't study, you party, and graduate.

@rainbowprism6242 Рік тому

Probably got A for presentation of Mein Kampf.

@jmattos Рік тому

James Austin Johnson's impressions are PERFECT.

@Desertphile Рік тому

Hold the Kremlin "accountable?" WTF?! Good bloody gods that is hilarious!

@jbwilliams1564 Рік тому

Educate yo self. Damn! Colbert just went there. 💥

@theonlykinkyjesus Рік тому

HEY HEY HEY!!! THERE IS NO NEED TO INSULT CATS LIKE THAT!

@kharden8231 Рік тому

I save your monologues to savor with my morning coffee. Thank you for helping me laugh at the absurdities of the craziness in which we live! If laughter is the best medicine, you and your team are the best doctors I have 💗

@ginajones2328 Рік тому

🖐️🖐️⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🎶

@Semmster Рік тому

"... Yale, was that the University, or the lock company?!"🤣🤣🤣

@leeadams4934 Рік тому

That Reagan joke was INSANE

@Mataclysm Рік тому

Also, true.

@nmascol Рік тому

I know! Now this is the content I want to see. I love you Stephen!!

@jerrimenard3092 Рік тому

It almost sounds like an old Chris Rock joke.

@deborahbarnes6741 Рік тому

Hey Lindsey, an unmanned drone is not the same as an aircraft with a crew.

@deborahbarnes6741 Рік тому

The lock company!

@deborahbarnes6741 Рік тому

Tacapino redefining what a lie is.

@peterbathum2775 Рік тому

Imprison the ex president traitor for either of his 3 acts of treason FIRST. Before any other crimes

@jerrywalz9056 Рік тому

Yale-the university or the lock company. Biggest laugh I've had in a long time.

@Slo-ryde Рік тому

The lock company has higher standards for acceptance!

@jessetorres8738 Рік тому

I say let Orange King Kong & Florida Godzilla continue to fight amongst themselves during the Primaries so the winner can take the Republican Party down with them in 2024.

@TheChilKat Рік тому

And...get rid of the RINOs too. They are disloyal traitors to America. 🇺🇸

@nomenclature9373 Рік тому

Next on C-SPAN3, the Republican presidential primary debate between Gov. DeSantis and former President Trump. On screen graphic: The following live event may contain graphic language, physical violence and might offend the sensibilities of viewers. Discretion advised.

@maxdoubt5219 Рік тому

I dunno, Jesse. I don't see a sure victory for hazy Joe over crazy Trumbag. But Bernie would kick butt on whichever monster wins the Red Rose.

@JusticeAlways Рік тому

The 2 should share their voter base fair and square...each getting half. I have no problem with that. 😄

@DrunkenDemon Рік тому

At this point, thats just mean to godzilla and kingkong

@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому

"DeSantis sides with Putin." Well, there's something else him and Donny have in common!

@antonbrakhage490 Рік тому

Why he's doing it. He wants the MAGA/Traitor vote. And likely is hoping for Russian aid for his campaign.

@nancychandler3673 Рік тому

Neither will win the 2024 election. Only 30% of the USA is stupid enough to vote for either in the General.

@ynotawoody Рік тому

to: “Courage Karnga”, Why don’t you enlist with the United States Marine Corps, and prove to yourself that you’re a person of great courage and conviction in furtherance of your party’s thirst for Russian blood. At the rate Biden’s going you should be fighting Russians before reenlistment rolls around.

@danmarino711 Рік тому

It's Florida, Mr. Meatball, former navy's pee, pee inspector for urinalysis. That's why he always got that meatball face look about him.

@IkanisuShikari Рік тому

Man, that MSNBC clip looked like a dog trying to grab a treat out of your hand.

@danielgehring7437 Рік тому

Stephen: "Sorry about the cavity search, audience." Audience: "Jokes, on you, we're into that sh*t."

@NewMessage Рік тому

Some of them got in line twice.

@Mark_Brooks Рік тому

Skeletor!

@goodluckgoofy3354 Рік тому

Just get me the cute inspector, Stephen. I'll knock back a glass of wine before I get in the line. 😂💙

@haunteddragon9515 Рік тому

Trump president on himself!! That is why he wears a diaper

@bobcatbigpaws5597 Рік тому

I wonder about the people who would actually watch this crap but I pretty well know now.

@Noelhi Рік тому

Steven colbert is the man.

@rosalie4797 Рік тому

Thanks, Stephen and crew, again! I Love how you tie in historical references, reminding us that little of this is new and then make it possible for me to laugh anyway! ❤❤❤

@elegantslave0lolguy739 11 місяців тому

Are you sure?

@rosalie4797 11 місяців тому

@@elegantslave0lolguy739 , sure of what? That I laughed? Absolutely! That little of this is new? Absolutely. Sadly. Which is why it's important to be able to laugh..

@azem02 Рік тому

Russia gave the drone a golden shower. Tribute to drumpf

@johney3734 Рік тому

Ii believe the drone drove INTO the Russians... if i was driveint it and was being harassed by an equally valued man craft.. why not?

@tylersmash7134 Рік тому

@@johney3734 more drones should do that to their jets. They don't deserve to live.

@HumanBeingsRThinkingBeings Рік тому

Mind Begs the Question: Hitler - Jews unsafe to German Values/Identity If Politicians - Muslims unsafe to Western Values/Identity Following on footprints of Hitler,Neo Nazi,No?

@aa-tx7th Рік тому

"believe" is the perfect word for the fantasy youre peddling. komrade.

@johney3734 Рік тому

@@aa-tx7th why dose this msg not have my name? is it to me? the original comment did not use the word believe.. bit lost mate

@shermanculbertson6244 Рік тому

Hopefully Trump loses the Republican primary and runs as an independent, thus splitting the Republican vote and ensuring a Democratic victory in 2024.

@kurtisorcher797 Рік тому

God, we can only hope....🤞

@laurie113 Рік тому

He shouldn’t be allowed to run in anything. He’s a lying thug?

@janmay7961 Рік тому

I’m all for it👍👏👏👏

@ag4allgood Рік тому

Then he wouldn't be going to prison ! Let him get convicted already.

@freda2758 Рік тому

I don't trust that the GOP will let that happen. They will forever be remembered as choosing party over country. We will need to be prepared to vote. Never think that any election is safe. Register and vote.

@Tadicuslegion78 Рік тому

Can Republican Presidential candidates quit simping for Russia...FOR FIVE MINUTES!?

@RebelScum312 Рік тому

& their propoganda arm opinion anchors & casters

@jefflebowski8470 Рік тому

Vlad is their new lord and savior

@cherikesseler6097 Рік тому

Obviously bought and paid for . As an American retired Army Vet. I'm furious at the way this Country is heading .

@TheUberjammer Рік тому

No sorry, all of them have ADD so five minutes is a long time. That also means that it's you that's being inconsiderate. Lock yourself up! Lock yourself up! Unless you're into that! Unless you're into that! In which case, I'd recommend rope bondage instead - most people are turned off of it because of associations with synthetic ropes, but if you get hemp rope, you get a lot of bang for your buck, and don't need as many complex ties to get you going, so the daunting learning experience of complex ties is negated... sorry, I got distracted by social theory. I can't stop simping for Anthropologists for 5 minutes.

@johnsmithe4656 Рік тому

glug glug glug glug glug That's all they know how to do.

@SusiFroggyPorter Рік тому

Thank goodness you're here. Soon after I can finally get some sleep.

@melissaweyrick5311 Рік тому

Still like Meatball Ron as a nickname. He is so dense & flavorless.

@judycook6496 Рік тому

I like MoRon best

@sawas2421 Рік тому

Plus he has a high fat content. Not as attractive or charismatic as a lump of mooshed up meat though.

@HairynosedWombat163 Рік тому

Excluding De Santis, I write In defense of meatballs worldwide, including my own, which are delicious!

@ThatOpalGuy Рік тому

I want d*cklesssanta to catch on.

@solitare4602 Рік тому

I don't know, DeSatan is pretty on point...

@MargeB1953 Рік тому

I may be an insomniac Stephen, and a senior, but I love and admire you for making me smile, giggle, and laugh out loud while watching your show daily....Thank you so much for just being you every single day...love and big hugs from a dedicated fan from way back in the day.

@dawnsalois Рік тому

me too!

@levilukeskytrekker Рік тому

@TheUberjammer Рік тому

Love how Lindsay Graham moves on so quickly after he says they should shoot down a plane, so nobody will linger on what he's actually saying.

@ashkebora7262 Рік тому

I mean, I agree with him in that singular respect, but that's because I would LOVE to call Puty's bluff. That f*cking loser couldn't even test an ICBM successfully. Russia is literally more inept than North Korea, and _does not_ need nor deserve to be respected.

@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому

At this point, I don't even think he knows what he's saying.

@mrroboshadow Рік тому

At this point, they'll just spew out anything they think sounds patriotic/conservative Who cares if it can start World War 3

@hawkeye5955 Рік тому

Lindsay is doing the typical response to anything the opposition party does. He would be saying it would be going too far if those Russian fighters were shot down in response.

@tinpanally51_36 Рік тому

I guess Lindsay read the art of the deal lol

@michaelcoe9824 Рік тому

Peeing on inanimate object, by Russia... Mmmm, when did that happen before?

@josephdonais4778 Рік тому

If the Great Pumpkin doesn't do 20+ years of prison time, I hope he spends the rest of his life in court, never to see another happy day.

@danyellerobinson5940 Рік тому

We can always count on Colbert for intelligent comedy.

@GuillermoFretuchino637 Рік тому

" Ron ron ron ron" >intelligent comedy For your smrt lvl

@kyram123 Рік тому

and the sizzling burns... 'and he [DeSantis] was a History Major at Yale, was that the University or the lock company?'

@danyellerobinson5940 Рік тому

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ roflmao.

@danyellerobinson5940 Рік тому

@@GuillermoFretuchino637 ... what are you doing up past your bedtime?

@rawdog-nq4nf Рік тому

Seth Meyers is better. I can't stand Stephens weird dancing/repeating the same words as the audience claps 🤦 I can tolerate it but some nights it's too much

@lulu6618 Рік тому

I love you Stephen Colbert. Finally someone who stands up to the Reagan myth! Thank you

@SpaceForceCommander Рік тому

I’m quite sure Tacopina would eat those receipts if he got his hands on them. He would eat it, live on air.

@okkietrooy6841 Рік тому

Totally forgetting that Ari has copies.

@nomore6167 Рік тому

"He would eat it, live on air" - And then, when he was told they could print another copy, he would try to eat the printer.

@TheAureliac Рік тому

And then he'd come back on the show to complain about how many times he had to flush the toilet.

@Supernov4 Рік тому

Tacopinata sure lives up to the name. Can't believe that guy is a lawyer. He's so animated you'd think he escaped from the zoo.

@Enzorgullochapin Рік тому

Golden shower. Namaste. Thanks for all the fish.

@RealJahzir Рік тому

Don't compare Republicans to cats. It's not nice to cats

@zesty9815 Рік тому

Yeah, but 3:59 makes it unavoidable.

@lorirose3846 Рік тому

😂😂😂

@lorirose3846 Рік тому

My Cat is a Democrat 😂

@tinpanally51_36 Рік тому

And don't compare Colbert to letterman it's not fair to Jonny Carson

@alondathomas293 Рік тому

That's an insult to cats, lol.

@mikecarson7769 Рік тому

New insult to tell someone = "Go pay yourself 130,000 dollars"

@shodopoet Рік тому

Crack joke was brutal 😂

@carolw8579 Рік тому

Very.😬

@kimmileusnic3249 Рік тому

Thank you for the laughs Stephen. Always a great way to end the day.

@TheRamsfan43 Рік тому

Loved the joke about Reagan, exposing how evil and corrupt he was. The GQP godfather whose policies are still hurting us today.

@the5thYearSeniors Рік тому

Stupid yes, evil, no. If he is evil, then half of america is evil.

@thatswhatshesaid4246 Рік тому

Yeah, a tv actor at that. Where have we just seen this same thing?

@sadiestoltzfus9798 Рік тому

Why do you think Reagan was corrupt. He was governor of Cali. before running for president and beat Carter in a landslide. The Berlin wall came down during his administration.Sure he had faults but he was not evil and corrupt. Just because he was a republican doesn't mean people have to throw shade. I'm a bipartisan voter.

@sadiestoltzfus9798 Рік тому

@@thatswhatshesaid4246 Reagan was a movie actor but quit to serve in the air force. Not a T.V. actor and I don't know what Colbert' s joke about crack comes from. Reagan had a lot on his plate the aids epidemic and the economy was bad. Too much rich man tax breaks. I get touchy when people bash on Reagan. As I stated he was not evil or corrupt. Don't hate on the guy.

@judithgannon5642 Рік тому

@@sadiestoltzfus9798 currupt? But many perceive him and his actions as evil. The Wall. Don't forget the Pope. "Be not afraid"

@stevensprunger3422 Рік тому

Stephen Colbert and his writers take the edge off all this insanity that’s going around I really appreciate it

@tinpanally51_36 Рік тому

You must be young you don't know what good writing is you don't know what a good monologue is watch old clips of Johnny Carson maybe you might learn something

@ParisVan-Del Рік тому

Stephen with the hits of history. Crack funneling into black communities. Sho#s fired!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@hestiathena4917 Рік тому

That was some super-hot-n-spicy tea he served up there! ☕ It may be dark and bitter medicine, but we gotta face it if we're ever going to get better as a nation... so drink up, America!

@teresaparnham9780 Рік тому

That was a deep cut!

@wankertanker1813 Рік тому

"Dark Alliance" by Gary Webb is the book on this, as you may know. Prob others, too.

@RoseTheOne64 Рік тому

truly perfection.