Didn't think I'd have to have this talk...
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in this video i yell at students
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.
@Clyman974 2 місяці тому
The "I'm not paid for this" part is the funniest, looking back now I realize how many guest speakers came to our classes being obviously not paid for some reason
@TheRealBobbyMC 2 місяці тому
When I remember the crackheads I assume it was some parole condition. Most of the others seemed to be nursing trauma by talking about it in a constructive way.
@hisokalperv1096 2 місяці тому
@@TheRealBobbyMC when i was like 14 they got some random dude off the street that just got out of a 20 year sentence and he just told us about all the crimes he got away with laughing like a villain, and the teachers are nodding while this dude gloats for like 3 hours
@BigDaddyWes 2 місяці тому
I mean, they barely pay teachers.
@genghis_connie 2 місяці тому
@@BigDaddyWesTruth.
@grantwelch2043 2 місяці тому
If they’re a public worker like a park ranger they’re still being paid by the government for their normal hours
@antantgaming7720 2 місяці тому
It’s a good thing their was an “Aa” sign in the background, otherwise I would have had no idea that was classroom
@xxSeanVxx 2 місяці тому
They legit could do a lesson on his minimalist set design 😂
@sirizalot 2 місяці тому
>>their was Sounds like you need a classroom
@EllaNonimato 25 днів тому
*there
@Moe5Tavern 2 місяці тому
I laughed so hard at that choice of words: "absolutely CREAMED a deer" 😂
@memeemporer11 2 місяці тому
Furries be like
@Uberwenis 2 місяці тому
I'm reminded of a certain WKUK skit.........
@hiepphambui3941 2 місяці тому
I think it was "careened"
@lucarioingo5338 2 місяці тому
@@memeemporer11 can confirm uwu
@SChristianCollins 2 місяці тому
@@hiepphambui3941A definition of "cream" as a verb is "to beat or damage severely". Perhaps this usage is more a midwestern thing? I dunno. I live in Wisconsin (as does Gus) and this is a common phrase around here.
@scottybishop2547 2 місяці тому
“I squarshed it” -Gus Johnson 2024
@SnowBlitz7 2 місяці тому
Man that could have gone badly Good thing you handled it well
@nomadned9349 2 місяці тому
I don't think the principal is coming back today. Hearing about the deer made him take the day off.
@istdochallesegal3427 2 місяці тому
He did say that he was at the vet's office - maybe to save what was left of the deer?
@Mriya6 2 місяці тому
The pacing on this descent into madness is perfect. The behaviour becomes increasingly erratic as we become increasingly certain he has a pretty severe concussion from his car accident, it all totally tracks without ever being unbelievable, it's spot on. Great job!
@meltedlyricoriginal 2 місяці тому
Seeing a creamed deer on the side of the road is a typical occurrence in the midwest, especially in Wisconsin
@bloodsweatandbeers4684 2 місяці тому
Creamed deer is also a Midwest delicacy
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 2 місяці тому
Its also a thing you see in the Northeast. Not joking, things jack any and all survival instinct. Ever seen a deer jump out of the woods, get absolutely obliterated by a semi going 60+, and basically turn the next 300ft of blacktop into a viscera-strewn confetti crimescene? Gorey af and honestly kind of impressive. After that I started calling semis hamburger helpers.
@LiamBZS. 2 місяці тому
It's #&$% insane in my country. Almost all roads don't have any bridges for wild life to safely cross(above or under). At least once every 6 months I see something dead on the road but I guess the greedy people in the government really do need all that extra money for their new shoes... Anyway have a good day.
@davidhochstetler4068 2 місяці тому
@@LiamBZS.once every whole 6 months?!?! Me oh my that’s so frequent to see such a gruesome sight!!!!
@LiamBZS. 2 місяці тому
@@davidhochstetler4068 I don't think it's very frequent, but the fact I'm not on the road a lot, means it probably happens a lot more and I just don't see it.
@ZavierG1 2 місяці тому
Ironically Jim Nelson is a real guy I know and he was a park ranger
@rhandhom1 2 місяці тому
I went to high school with a Jim Nelson.
@DIOBrando-ij2bp 2 місяці тому
Sounds more coincidental.
@Samuel-xs2yv 2 місяці тому
Perhaps even serendipitous
@notchris460 2 місяці тому
What's ironic about that?
@jakubjohnson6741 2 місяці тому
@notchris460 it's dramatic irony.
@mywinterfirefly98 2 місяці тому
"I'm not even paid to be here today". Accurate and sad lol
@BentendoGameBoy 2 місяці тому
Ranger Ruben... I ate the pinecone.
@istdochallesegal3427 2 місяці тому
You'll be ok, Ralph Wiggum
@Cyranek 2 місяці тому
principal nelson what a friggin guy
@Red40manman 2 місяці тому
Dang right brother
@whyisthisusernamesticky 2 місяці тому
I'd like to think this is the same guy from the sketch in his car begging the school for a job
@dragonrider9051 2 місяці тому
"That tracks, that tracks based on the day"😂😂😂
@ChipCheerio 2 місяці тому
“I’m tryna figure out my civil sort of lawsuit situation that I’m dealing with here.” Such a great quote
@brendanmorales4504 2 місяці тому
Oh deer.
@CrazyEight-art 2 місяці тому
Really? Puns? What the buck is your problem?
@daltimond 2 місяці тому
OOOOOohh. Deer. I get it.
@zord4691 2 місяці тому
Creamed deer is a delicacy where I’m from
@likebot. 2 місяці тому
We have _roadkill of the day_ in these parts. ♪Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll...
@aydomac 2 місяці тому
“I walked in here like this?? That tracks” 😂😂😂
@christinam9989 2 місяці тому
I lost it when he said that!! 😅😅
@danielpellegrini3381 2 місяці тому
"Here, feel this. Feel how sharp that is." 😂
@onyourself3369 2 місяці тому
Him just discussing the ethics of his pay with the students is so real.
@DrakeMagnum 2 місяці тому
Gus your performance is genius. The way you interrupt yourself is so believable. SNL needs to reach out to you if they know what they're doing.
@nerdcity 2 місяці тому
a textbook case of Post-Deer Accident Guts Disorder (PDAGD), as listed in the DSM-Pillow-Guy-V
@kylitoshow 2 місяці тому
Post-Deer Accident “Gus”Disorder
@nerdcity 2 місяці тому
@@kylitoshow excuse me, are you a licensed mental health professional? If not, then you can't diagnose UKpostsrs. But yes, a Gus Disorder appears to be a comorbidity in this case.
@istdochallesegal3427 2 місяці тому
😅😅😅
@kylitoshow 2 місяці тому
@@nerdcity I guess you're right since you are a "licensed mental health professional extraordinaire"
@nerdcity 2 місяці тому
@@kylitoshow yes, I am earth's foremost Dr. of Hate
@westbeachum3160 2 місяці тому
That video that you started crying with your Mom is the reason I’m here. That one hit hard bro…
@penderworth 2 місяці тому
I love that after all these years, Gus is using masking tape to attach his mic to his shirt.
@-Reno- 2 місяці тому
Great sketch Gus, but has anyone seen my pet deer recently?
@JimRFF 2 місяці тому
I remember the most important lesson from my second grade class... "A is for P *A* cific Spotted Scorpionfish"
@Plague_Crow 2 місяці тому
Praying for ranger Reuben
@anniehershel815 2 місяці тому
For real
@sk8terboi188 2 місяці тому
This man’s one-act plays are so good, bro I’m inspired
@NGC-7635 2 місяці тому
If this guy came in to talk to me in second grade it would have ruined my entire life going forward.
@williamwelch7 2 місяці тому
Thanks Gus
@garritstauts7046 Місяць тому
Hands the kids glass 😂😂😂
@HM-eg9hv Місяць тому
I'm cracking up at the Aa in the back ground
@britpoppansy 2 місяці тому
Shit, I love this boy. He's got that good ol' no bullshit Midwestern guy humor I've been lookin' for. Kinda like Chris Farley. Yes, the man, the Myth, the Legend!
@braebarnes7596 2 місяці тому
I just wanted to learn about soil erosion
@MiddleCross378 2 місяці тому
"Here, feel how sharp that is!"
@scottyarrison4855 2 місяці тому
Bro never disappoints
@potapotapotapotapotapota 2 місяці тому
wanna give this guy a hug he's havin a bad day :(
@PontusWelin 2 місяці тому
And this is when ranger reuben decided to become a UKpostsr.
@volleybrawl1 2 місяці тому
This killed me with line after line 😂😂 golden comedy
@TheLordOfBeans 2 місяці тому
poor ranger reuben
@laughsingay 2 місяці тому
One heck of a bad day for everyone involved.
@ImmaSayKOOHWIP 2 місяці тому
"It tastes like i'm licking a nickel"
@user-ct2dj4bg6s 2 місяці тому
That was the most constructive speech on the specific topic. Class dismissed.
@tbabubba32682 2 місяці тому
Gus Johnson is the voice of a generation... A tour de force.
@dgmnlover52 2 місяці тому
squarshed it
@Dsw8691 2 місяці тому
Gus and Shane Gillis need to do a skit together
@hollandleg 2 місяці тому
these are so creative i can’t stop watching every gus video ever 😂
@0news28 2 місяці тому
It seemed like they were going to put the entire alphabet up in the background, but just gave up after A.
@SlowLude 2 місяці тому
I can tell Gus filmed this at an actual school because of the “CHILDREN AT PLAY” sign
@porkins93 2 місяці тому
I think the acrynom for alcoholics anonymous has both of the "A's" capitalized.
@gpaine 2 місяці тому
Gosh darn that guest speaker killed it!
@MBrauny12 2 місяці тому
love me some gus ramblings
@kasperkagekrongaard4346 2 місяці тому
You are a genius! Aaaand can you please make more small town review videos?
@summerysteam96 2 місяці тому
Always fall for his titles
@hugo54758 2 місяці тому
Butterfly don't have plumage, they have no plumes, they have scales.
@BenjaminRegen 2 місяці тому
That is the joke.
@hugo54758 2 місяці тому
@@BenjaminRegen You're the joke
@BenjaminRegen 2 місяці тому
@@hugo54758 Based on your previous ability to recognize jokes, your observation cannot be trusted.
@xcodenz 2 місяці тому
A bad day at the fishing, wait
@bennyshores8979 2 місяці тому
Thanks Djongus.
@eraoftheday5942 2 місяці тому
Now this is the good stuff. More stuff like this pretty please!
@jovalleau 2 місяці тому
Sounds like someone let the Josh do the talkin last night!
@shirleytemple3728 Місяць тому
Binging you...again! 😂
@NICKYCHAN1448 Місяць тому
I like how he was refrencing his actual high school teachers Mr Nelson and Mrs Jensen
@Limeguy98 2 місяці тому
the single Aa got me
@Addyrail 2 місяці тому
hehe funny gus johnson video
@masterjbt 2 місяці тому
I thought this was gonna be a serious video until I clicked on it
@funnyname6169 2 місяці тому
Same lmao
@SirFlooberis 2 місяці тому
I’ve already watched it all incredibly immaculate content gussy 😊
@HankusTheTankus333 2 місяці тому
every day we stray further from God's grace
@MorgueInTheVoid 2 місяці тому
"Gussy" is crazy
@SirFlooberis 2 місяці тому
Y’all are the ones with the dirty minds.
@samchop157 2 місяці тому
He skwarshed the shoe
@graffitisamurai 2 місяці тому
This is the one Gus goober who is totally in the right. Who the hell expects someone to come in after a car accident?
@Zippsterman 2 місяці тому
I once got negative feedback for missing a recitation session (I was the TA) after I was in an accident that totaled both vehicles and I went to urgent care.
@jrwarrior1100 2 місяці тому
Hearing creamed describing hitting a deer is the most Wisconsin thing ever
@ravensthatflywiththenightm7319 2 місяці тому
Was just starting to miss your comedy skits.
@mrshoofie 2 місяці тому
Gus you gotta curse more and be more crass if you ever wanna be on "SNL" 😂 JK never change .. just think theater of life with " beck Bennet" 😅
@i.binc.497 2 місяці тому
This "shouldn't have probably said HE'S FINE....(he died...) THE UUUHHHH" killed me
@dnkgy 2 місяці тому
lmao you are so great
@noahlelas646 2 місяці тому
"It's glass in my ear, there's glass in my ear."
@AndreaDoesYoga 2 місяці тому
Really tough topic, but you handled it well 👏🙂
@phitsf5475 2 місяці тому
Creamed deer, my favourite of the creamed meats. Don't do it with your car though because wow, no.
@jameseden9380 2 місяці тому
So good
@KingOfGamesss 2 місяці тому
Ear glass is the sharpest glass...fact
@Chasls 2 місяці тому
That’s rough buddy.
@Troublemeyer 2 місяці тому
Here's a short statement Nobody asked me for: I had a guy come in Exactly just like this back in Elementary.
@jeffmarin7356 2 місяці тому
Lmaooo this is gold
@blakeharris494 2 місяці тому
Dad: what did you learn today Me: nothing
@bradleynorton1925 2 місяці тому
“So uh anyway, *pfft* on the trails is a good amount of mostly empty beer cans if y’all find that cool. A fun activity is counting how many cans you can find, that’s how most of my days go by.”
@tortadedisrespect 2 місяці тому
At least he's not so concussed that he vomited
@theminingassassin16 Місяць тому
Believe it or not, I had something very similar to this happen when I was in 1st grade. The only difference was that the dude was drunk.
@bolicob 2 місяці тому
I love the panic in his eyes when he says "indians"
@teunjojo 2 місяці тому
this reminds me of when a guy like this (don’t remember exactly where, i think a zoo or museum?) was explaining to us that Fristi (a kids drink here) is pink because it contains lice blood. and then parents got mad
@christinam9989 2 місяці тому
That's horrifying and hilarious
@phitsf5475 2 місяці тому
I don't remember if I personally did the math or read some math from someone else but to practically vaporise a deer into mostly a fine red mist, a 45 ton truck at 200 mph is approximately the weights and speeds needed. Welp, that's a fact for today. Carry on. 🎉
@istdochallesegal3427 2 місяці тому
Thank you for that thorough and helpful analysis!
@photosimonson 2 місяці тому
lol the Sculpin IPA sticker! My friend's cousin draws those for that company, just a chill surfer dude in SD.
@non_brewed_condiment 2 місяці тому
Glad you got to have a good day out in nature!!!
@stevensmutko1408 Місяць тому
Is it just me or do most school principles never stay there to take care of stuff...even in high school it was always the vice P that took care of everything. Like why do they even have them if they don't do anything?
@basedblackbeard4456 2 місяці тому
Bruh, i thought it was over, Gus had fallen. Can't mess with us like that.
@Wahunganganshapunck 2 місяці тому
This would be me if I ever had to do public outreach. 😅
@slipperysam1337 2 місяці тому
you need to link up with Charlie Berens, like immediately, like last year. Love you buddy
@SeeTheWholeTruth 2 місяці тому
How do I know this isnt SORA "Text to Video"? The perfect speech only Gus is capable of.
@harveylongtime 2 місяці тому
excellent
@loganhale2511 2 місяці тому
I love you gus
@jukejuk 2 місяці тому
A vet appointment hahaha
@musicislove90 2 місяці тому
"I squarshed it" 😆
@Mriya6 2 місяці тому
Having fun picturing the teacher who must be offscreen making increasingly frequent and increasingly violent throat-chopping motions trying to get this ranger to shut up.
@parkerharrer8743 2 місяці тому
moderately humorous
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