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@bloosy17713 роки тому
Not only is the accent perfect but he's absolutely nailed the way we all aggressively bare our teeth and arch our eyebrows every time we engage in conversation
@kaleidoscope9773 роки тому
this comment made me laugh almost as much as the video did
@hippieduck3 роки тому
😂 10/10
@jc329co33 роки тому
@Shaun Hayes Stfu you mole person
@ASHERUISE3 роки тому
Well you have to show the other bloke who's dominant innit?
@elbo77553 роки тому
@@jc329co3 Why? Because you don't like his opinion? The accent was whack and for the first 10 second it sounded southern US. But nevertheless, it's a funny asf video. Don't get ya knicker in a twist 😘
@wethemeeple3 роки тому
As a Brit, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. Off to buy some beans from the shop.
@Joel-Haver3 роки тому
Happy to hear you’re a Tommy and not an Aldrich. Put a damper on your day Aldrich does, nasty bloke he is and all.
@bloodisfrightening12033 роки тому
@@Joel-Haver yeah bullying kinda rude innit.
@anarchycastro3 роки тому
Aye, but he said "cornerstore"...no respecting Brit would refer to a shop as a store.
@xyphious3 роки тому
Man, I love me some of Mums bean dish
@shadowfall20113 роки тому
@@anarchycastro listen gatekeeper...
@Ash__73 роки тому
The accents are spot on mate, had this playing in the background and for a second I thought I was down my local bean shop to buy some beans, proper confused me
@gorgolyt3 роки тому
Spot on for Alabama.
@the98themperoroftheholybri333 роки тому
I luv mi momma's bean dish, she gets roight cheezed off when i dun't get her the beanz frum the bean shop
@wehraboohunterssvu3163 роки тому
innit
@PinguinVFX3 роки тому
The accents are NOT spot on
@gorgolyt3 роки тому
@@PinguinVFX Don't worry they are probably from America, any Brit watching this would realise that these accents are terrible.
@user-rc8xu8mk6k3 роки тому
How did I actually get invested in the story?? I was like "oh no! how is Tommy going to get the beans if Aldrich takes his change?!"
@ghostlyfae87213 роки тому
I was sorta anticipating for the plot to thicken near the ending lol My thought process was: after lil' Tommy buys the beans and exits the shop, Aldrich swiftly steals the beans as a way to get back at the kid from earlier (that being caught by the shopkeeper for trying to steal the kid's loose change) and that the plot of the story would be Tommy trying to retrieve those beans back to give to his momma.
@littlefishbigmountain3 роки тому
@@ghostlyfae8721 It’s 1 minute 20
@davidramirez4143 роки тому
Spoilers
@The1Dragonprincess2 роки тому
We need a sequel!
@MoonlightAcid1Рік тому
i literally pogged when he got the beans for 4p
@angelacuna98843 роки тому
Do British people still do that accent when they’re alone
@dieanne74713 роки тому
@@guidXenoCat Do?
@stevecarter88103 роки тому
Yes, but more so because we don't need to be understood by anyone when we're alone
@luminoustorus5483 роки тому
@@dieanne7471 D?
@EternalQuestion3 роки тому
No, the accent is only put on for the benefit of others. When we're alone we talk in morse code.
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy20953 роки тому
@@stevecarter8810 Valid Point!
@Abraxium3 роки тому
Sounds like they're from Mississhire, Tessexxee, Louicesterana or Texford
@bautistamercader47373 роки тому
MISSISHIRE, JAJAJAJAJ
@based_mouse3 роки тому
* Micester, Tonneshire, Loucester, Texcester
@bautistamercader47373 роки тому
now the otherway around, brit places pronunced as a yankee. lancast, Brets, I don't know i can't invent more, but I challenge the people here to name english places like a yankee
@based_mouse3 роки тому
@@bautistamercader4737 Lynn (Lynton), Alesboro (Aylesbury), Ashburn (Ashbourne), Credit (Crediton), Burton (Ashburton), Crowboro (Crowborough), Brocksburn (Broxbourne), Cows (Cowes), Whitner (Ventner), Welboro (Wellinborough), Rush Cliff (Rushcliffe), Marlboro (Marlborough), Logan (Lurgan), Campbell (Campbeltown), etc. ngl though a lot of them im seeing on the list i pulled up are also just names that are used for US towns also
@Vscustomprinting3 роки тому
you forgot Alabamingham
@ericgrigorof15093 роки тому
British people no, Bri'ish people, yes.
@hedgeenemy15873 роки тому
indubitably
@lolololololutrythcfy3 роки тому
bri’ish “people”
@jakew79823 роки тому
@@lolololololutrythcfy I enjoy your disdain for the working class, I too make fun of those who don’t have an education (because they’re poor and will probably become drug users). LOL
@lolololololutrythcfy3 роки тому
@@jakew7982 what the fuck...?
@lolololololutrythcfy3 роки тому
@@jakew7982 i’m english n i don’t say my t’s n the “people” is a meme wtf is wrong w you
@sammatthewson7993 роки тому
all us english are colour blind tbf, damn this sketch is realistic
@Omar_ayach3 роки тому
How did you know to talk about color blindness when you are color blind and you wouldn't know the difference...
@liamgabrielides28023 роки тому
@@Omar_ayach *Colour* ;)
@requiem1653 роки тому
Omfg I hate how this is true tho, I’m colourblind 😂
@danm8akadaneil973 роки тому
whats colour?
@Dunamus3 роки тому
@@liamgabrielides2802 he's clearing scrutinizing from an outside perspective meaning he spells color the normal way smh
@FirstFamilyCharger3 роки тому
“Thanks for the beans, shopkeep.” Sounds like something a 50s mob guy would say after giving someone a shakedown.
@elreyabeja45393 роки тому
yeah this will be my go to farewell from now on
@acobster3 роки тому
Wait, is that not how you read this scene?
@alanjamesh.zamorano16773 роки тому
Tony Lazuto would definitely say that
@ChazCharlie13 роки тому
@@alanjamesh.zamorano1677 who said that? Oh, must have bean my imagination.
@sigmasquadleader3 роки тому
Paraphrasing John Mulaney: AND YOU TELL THEM Mister Beans McBushes and his legume gang robbed this place, ya hear‽
@moldyskittle3 роки тому
This is like the moronic shit I come up with in the shower but actually good. I fucking love you dude
@Xorberax3 роки тому
Yea man, just got water pouring on me and starin at the same exact tile for 40 minutes just thinkin bout how people in the UK just be livin like
@erictheawesomest3 роки тому
@@Xorberax same, but I stare at the spider hoping that he won't jump on me.
@Xorberax3 роки тому
@@erictheawesomest DUDE YES
@andy59593 роки тому
@@Xorberax here in the UK the shower cuts off after 12.5 minutes. Part of the Energy commitment act 1986. One of Thatcher's great regulations.
@Xorberax3 роки тому
@@andy5959 tf
@timopper54883 роки тому
Tommy only had 4 pence. The shopkeep said because he liked Tommy, he would give him the beans for 4p. So does that mean they actually cost more, and the shopkeep was doing him a favor? If so, then his mama knowingly gave him too little money, somehow expecting him to charm his way to more beans than he could afford. What a thing to do to your child.
@jacksu43-653 роки тому
She prepared him for the future
@DoctorScrimguard3 роки тому
It was probably all the money they had.
@kbunk2373 роки тому
They were worth 2 pence, but he scammed him after overhearing the conversation with Aldrich
@timopper54883 роки тому
@@kbunk237 Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
@ticklebones32383 роки тому
It's hard living here in Britain I'm afraid. Not enough beans to go around.
@TrentLenkarski3 роки тому
That damned Aldrich! Always mucking about!!!
@needaccount943 роки тому
Yeah he never even linked the fucking fire
@moldycarrot92673 роки тому
Why would she of all people get Tommy's money, I really don't get it. The world is a cruel place
@gildahobbs88293 роки тому
Aldrich horror
@Watchlist_king3 роки тому
Fuckin Aldrich got me right cheesed off!
@OuterRimPride3 роки тому
It’s the bloody parenting I tell you. Father’s the abyss, the son’s most definitely going to worship the Deep.
@thomasgrant80743 роки тому
I'm British and live in Ukraine. This made me homesick. I miss my mum and beans.
@thomasgrant80743 роки тому
@Deal Negrasse Bison killed in a mining accident. Welcome to Northern England.
@sukiosartchannel36893 роки тому
@@thomasgrant8074 😂😂😂
@littlefishbigmountain3 роки тому
@@sukiosartchannel3689 You know, there’s a pretty decent chance they might not have been joking about that
@problematicprincess62703 роки тому
@@thomasgrant8074 omg 😂😂😂😂
@JoeSmith-sl9bq3 роки тому
Why would a Brit move to God forsaken Ukraine?
@MM-bx8qt3 роки тому
Oi blud, you got some beans innit. Don't make me blaps you innit. Gimme your beans ndat bruv.
@zeriel91483 роки тому
Trust
@diabl2master3 роки тому
U get me
@B1G_D0G3 роки тому
Mandem
@turnip53593 роки тому
Shut up blud
@nadineliavaa5953 роки тому
Standard
@NASkeywest3 роки тому
I think Tommy is adopted. He looks nothing like his mother or father.
@dassdass92523 роки тому
Yeah I Kno .. looks more like the shop keep .. looks like momma myrtles been gettin a lot more than beans from the shop .. if u know what I mean .. wink wink .. cheerio .. ta ta ..God save the queen .. BBC .. prince Andrew .. fish and chips .. Harry Potter ⚡
@DPoddy3 роки тому
Really? I thought his mother and father looks exactly the same... almost like siblings...
@Mr_Roboto2 роки тому
He looks a bit like that Aldrich fellow though...
@cherilynsarts88452 роки тому
@@DPoddy oh sh*t 😂
@bamgb88113 роки тому
Why does it sound kind of southern?😂
@Joel-Haver3 роки тому
I’m waiting for that accent expert guy to tear me to shreds
@musthabe_3 роки тому
@@Joel-Haver Actually there are connections between Southern US accents (which are old) and old English accents, you guys can look up the video "Southern US Accents & Shakespeare" by Simon Roper as he talks about it. I mean it makes sense there are connections, considering they colonized America heavily.
@TheJamsponge3 роки тому
the shopkeep's accent was pretty good, honestly.
@bamgb88113 роки тому
@@TheJamsponge the Irish one?
@R.Parkerrr3 роки тому
Voice tone expert here for the next question. Why they all sound squeaky?
@alexcooper62653 роки тому
Mr. Parker is the unsung hero of the story. A friendly presence in Tommy's life, unquestioningly supporting the bean journey. Dare I say, a father figure?
@Leo-rl5hp3 роки тому
as a british man, i can confirm that this is exactly how we sound and speak to eachother, 4p is enough to buy breakfast for a family, and every corner shop has someone specifically looking to steal loose change from small children. crumpets tea and beans init
@stancollins65933 роки тому
As a British person, I am offended by the accuracy in this video.
@StatueOfEthan3 роки тому
At first I thought the laugh at the end was still in character and maybe implying something sinister about their intentions for the beans
@0llieWells3 роки тому
The only inaccuracies are we call it the corner shop, not the store. Also we wouldn’t say momma. It’d be mummy or mum. Otherwise yes, this perfectly portrays my pre-lockdown day to day
@mrosskne3 роки тому
they said corner shop
@mrosskne3 роки тому
@Martin McDonald nah
@SilvioAnkermann2 роки тому
@@mrosskne 0:25
@mongoose6213 роки тому
As an east Londoner, i thought I was watching a documentary
@coffeebreakfiction17652 роки тому
I'm British and I have to say, this is totally unrealistic! Our teeth are nowhere NEAR this good!
@joelcoates99853 роки тому
Apart from that clearly confused half southern American accent, this is exactly what it’s like to be British.
@mrosskne3 роки тому
the video is more accurate than real life
@youtubecommentergal4346Рік тому
I wondered why in the beginning the child sounded like he had a Southern accent.🤣
@reesemorgan22592 місяці тому
Oh I was scrolling down for ages waiting for someone else to think that thought.
@evansnyder69253 роки тому
I heard this is already getting Oscar buzz for the Academy Award for Best British Accent
@maxbassett59963 роки тому
as a brit, despite this sounding nothing like anyone ive ever met, it is 100% accurate
@MasonBryant3 роки тому
I love the Irish, Australian, Cockney accent mix. Brilliant.
@yuki97kira3 роки тому
Just have to represent all of britain...and australia
@katyjackson8659Рік тому
@@yuki97kira Australia is an honorary part of Britain
@Gist4323 роки тому
He sounds like an Austrailian trying to pull off a Cajun dialect.
@tp48833 роки тому
omg yess
@mrosskne3 роки тому
not at all
@garlandthompson59703 роки тому
Oof now I can't stop thinking about it 😂
@kenzito1013 роки тому
For anyone confused, these are British people that relocated to the South
@djdjukic3 роки тому
Bless them, they still use the Pound Sterling
@doctordeceit28393 роки тому
As a Brit, while the accents are accurate, if this were in the south of England no one would be talking to each other.
@aaronritchie64263 роки тому
As a true born Englishman, rarely have I seen a picture which so spoke to my soul.
@johnthehappyjohn3 роки тому
British citizen here; just checked outside my rambling country house and this is exactly the sort of thing currently going on- carry on with the excellent service announcements, what.
@turnip53593 роки тому
What what
@jamesagar82242 роки тому
Out of all of Joel's sketches, this is the one i'm desperate to see a sequel to
@nikhilmalik48683 роки тому
I love how he comes off as a real literal kid while acting as tommy
@retroxify3 роки тому
My man flew all the way to Britain to film one minute and 19 seconds worth of footage. That's some Hollywood-tier dedication right there. Thanks for this rare glimpse into daily British life.
@scoops26593 роки тому
This is how I imagine those very very early American accents sounding, like 50 years after the revolutionary war
@kayodcctsu3 роки тому
Everyday, non-stop my mum asks for beans, every day I leave to get beans from Tesco, sometimes co-op or Sainsbury’s, it is a ruthless cycle with no breaks, sometimes my mother even asks me for some scones or jammy dodgers
@ShermanLeungpointofgravity2 роки тому
As a Brit, I can confirm we are simultaneously Cornish, Cockney and somehow Texan all the time.
@tron18523 роки тому
Yeah this is pretty much it, we just have voice cracks constantly as we scream about going to the corner shop for beans for MUM
@danpiersonaudio3 роки тому
The shopkeep knew Tommy only had 4 pence, so he can't fool me with his seemingly generous offer for the bag of beans!!
@NeoNeko993 роки тому
Beautiful. Took me back to the good ol' days of buying beans on a Chewsday for mah mum. Britain/10 would buy beans again.
@obaidullahazad6523 роки тому
Every time I hear British accent I feel like I am reading a literature book.
@vlydenknox3 роки тому
Tommy: Oft' get me mum beans fram shop fah fih-ee quid oi am
@Fezztraceur3 роки тому
Are you implying that a can of beans costs 50 quid? We haven't left the EU yet mate, give it a few weeks.
@worstelldaniel3 роки тому
@@Fezztraceur I'm crying at the 50 quid can of beans
@langianimations4163 роки тому
As a bag of beans, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
@EmperorSmith3 роки тому
I mean, her names "Mummy" but apart from that, it's pretty accurate.
@darkdreamsdontdie77853 роки тому
Fuck, I wish I could understand British because I have no idea what's going on
@wudenbachs3 роки тому
Bloody spot on impression, innit
@therelaxafterrevision80733 роки тому
Imitation is the highest form of flattery
@redsquare48353 роки тому
I watch this everyday to remind me how to be British
@samflintham13603 роки тому
Ah, takes me back to my own childhood. Heady days. Even the colours are correct. May you be blessed with lashings of beans.
@John-uh5et3 роки тому
I swear every time it says I've seen all your videos, one pops up from "5 months ago." What is this channel? And where do the mystical properties that it possesses come from?
@Sammo694203 роки тому
Just got back from buying beans this is all we do.
@miloellis1913 роки тому
Inaccurate! If there's beans there'd be toast underneath it.
@MrWill8303 роки тому
Wow this absolute GEM only has 3k views, this is criminally underrated
@Flanders40003 роки тому
As a man from Scotland I can confirm that's the English do sound like this on a daily basis
@jaycloud45363 роки тому
As someone from the uk I can say that this is the best bad English accent I’ve ever seen
@jevaun-deanlinton32853 роки тому
Whenever Joel laughs, my serotonin raises a whole mile
@ingrid96353 роки тому
Sounds like Oscar from the Office doing the southern accent lmao
@jordanfoster29553 роки тому
Yes daily life is like this in the south of England
@billscorner404Рік тому
The absolute best part of this video is the use of music in the background. Every scene has it's own tune and that tune seems to perfectly convey the pace and energy of the scene itself. Joel's ear for being able to pick out music that would convey the proper tone for the action in each scene is super impressive.
@liamgabrielides28023 роки тому
If I had one pence for every Aldrich I'd ever met here in England, I'd be skint innit.
@Bevsworld043 роки тому
Oi, ow'd you no I'm bri'ish?
@jezzmaninjapan2 роки тому
Gets me right cheesed off, all these Aldrich types, always mucking about in front of the corner shop. Proper annoying they are, can't get a proper bag of beans to save me life!
@FiLtheThriL3 роки тому
Holy shit I couldn't stop laughing
@featherycoffee1401Рік тому
I've never laughed at _beans_ so much except for that one time I made breakfast with _beans_
@LordAsymalator2 роки тому
Must have watched this 1000 times by now. Pure gold
@broshmosh3 роки тому
This is a perfect description of life in England. It's a bit angrier and a lot more accented in Scotland.
@VideosSTTME3 роки тому
Lil' ol' Tommy occasionally sounds more New Yorker than anything.
@vjeranjanes57833 роки тому
I love when he breaks character because of how utterly hilarious his acting is
@hiwezart3 роки тому
I am from Britain and I often go down to the corner store for some beans so I can attest to the accuracy of this short documentary
@kbnz852 роки тому
I'm a Kiwi and to me this sounded part Irish, part Southern USA and maybe slightly British 🤣
@Moustachio10113 роки тому
Oh bugger me sideways, I knew I was forgetting something! How could I forget the ruddy beans for my ruddy mum?! Blimey O'Reilly, what a sodding pleb I am! Will have to get up at the break of dawn tomorrow so I can get to the shop before the old fuddy-duddies buy all the feckin' beans!
@arbendit43483 роки тому
I am not a Brit but can confirm that's how they act.
@Le_Petomane3 роки тому
To be fair the accent is spot on mate. I would of thought you were local to Worcesterton upon tangleshire!
@jeshurun94603 роки тому
Yes, yes we do Unless u come London, whole different can of beans fam
@MuppetMan2463 роки тому
I can't tell if the SHOPPE KEEP ripped him off, or actually hooked him up with a discount. Is it possible Aldrich and the SHOPPE KEEP were in cahoots?
@Martin-yh7vi2 роки тому
He's probably a regular.
@KaizThePoetРік тому
I'm British and I'm offended at how he left out the shoe shiner and the chimney sweep not to forget the news paper boy who yells "extra extra, read all about it."
@mymicks213 роки тому
Reminds me of my Grandfather talking about growing up in Dublin in the 1940s and 50s
@KingfisherMC3 роки тому
just broke up with the gf, my friend brought me beans to cheer me up. 100% true story
@joansmith693 роки тому
Can't believe you got David Tennant to star in this
@mrdeflok40442 роки тому
I was so relieved that Aldrich's sinister plan was undone. Enjoy them beans with yer maam, lad.
@thanasispappas62Рік тому
It makes me really impressed how you play each role so accurately with just the right dosage of comedic hyperbole. Every single clip ive seen of you makes me think the above. I think that you have amazing acting skills
@xxxxxMojoxxxxx3 роки тому
moved to this god forsaken country and they wont stop talking like this smh, gota move back soon...
@isaacgardner54183 роки тому
The most accurate representation I have ever seen of my o so great kingdom.
@JacobTurner.2 роки тому
I keep coming back to this video, I love it so much
@Seamonkey2923 роки тому
I really hope you make it to the big screen one day. Absolutely love your humor. So original!
@FylixAerou3 роки тому
That corpsing at 1:10 was so freaking funny!
@maxjones5033 роки тому
Honestly not that far off. We don't use the word 'store' though.
@MichaelChin19942 роки тому
Masterful lighting, like seriously!
@destraw62213 роки тому
The lighting setups to get that contrast are well done
@IoSkyBoyoI3 роки тому
This had me in stitches. How did you so accurately represent modern day England. It's uncanny
@garlicsalt99242 роки тому
As a Texan, I can confirm that this is true.
@olgagaming55442 роки тому
xd
@sealswimswim3542 роки тому
*Brilliant!* It was a journey with a fully fleshed out plot too. Loved when he broke character to chuckle.
@WolfCommander2 роки тому
So glad the shop keep was there to help Tommy. He would've lost all his pocket change for the beans.
@dark_red_bloodРік тому
Gonna go get some beans now init😂😭😂😭😂
@j-the-researcher84533 роки тому
I feel like I'm watching JJBA part 1 😂
@Player-103 роки тому
I expected some twist with that mysterious giggling there at the end
@beastbum3 роки тому
Inaccuracies: 0:02-3 "Momma" 0:09-10 One does not make a bean dish 0:11-12 "Store" - one says shop 0:22 One does not say Oi unless to call attention. One does not reply to good morning with oi, it makes no sense 0:25-27 Again, mother not momma, and shop not store 1:04 Momma again
@lavendergotgame3 роки тому
B E A N S !
@AsianNIck1153 роки тому
+1 Comment for Joel Haver. also Beanz.
@WisdomInternalized2 роки тому
This is one your funniest videos to me. Needs more views
@joelwoodhouse4139Рік тому
this is the only video I'll ever watch on youtube for the rest of my life