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This hahahaha

Never had kids, I see. The light headedness and weakness after having a baby is pretty close to almost dying.

That was hilarious 😂😂😂

I had a c section and was awake for it. If I hadn't pre requested not to see my child immediately after she was born they would have handed her to me too while still sliced open. Laugh all you want but that part definitely was not the point of the docs commentary

XDDDDDDDDDDDD I CANT

Ask doctor Mike to perform chest compression on you then😨

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so is bella 🥁

Someone call the ambulance. Imma perform chest compressions. 👩🏽‍⚕️

Ohhhhh

Magical teeth versus very sharp scalpel 😅 but yeah that makes more sense to me now too.... in a way

Well yes, the placenta AND embryonic sac yes

Oh thanks for clearing that up. I was so confused

Yes

Honestly I never considered that they could get blood-borne diseases. Now I can't help but consider this a possibility

Okay, but their bodies just regenerate constantly, so would it be a problem?

In ‘Only lovers left alive’ they actually mention this a lot, talking about “bad blood” and how they can only get blood from a specific source

They are dead. The diseases aren't catching. 🤷🏿

@@daniverdusco9452 maybe it would be like getting food poisoning?

Same

😂😂😂😭

I screamed with laughter 😂

this comment made me laugh about it all over again

Bella: Dying Dr Mike: HMMM SHE LOOKS FRAIL

That is canonically inaccurate. The vampire who turned him did so accidentally and hastily, so not much blood was removed.

I laughed too hard at this comment! Thanks for the laugh!

You mean taylor lautner

I agree, Taylor Lautner looks way better with short hair

Yeah short hair definitely suits him better

How about let's not comment on people's appearances lmfao.

Lol, yeah he looks much better when he gets to lose the wig he had to wear for a while.

Jakob is in love with Bella too and hates that she chose Edward, he is disgusted that she is dying because of that choice.

frrr 😭✋🏽

To be fair, Jacob is a werewolf and he was taking it easy with his chest compressions as he would of crushed her sternum if he would of went all in Same as Edward

​@@thepubknight6144I hate that trope, it's called control. That's like saying strongmen can't do chest compressions or recommending EMTs to not weight train 🙄

It’s not out of the ordinary for ribs to break during CPR. It’s more important to keep the person alive than it is to protect their ribs.

​@@thepubknight6144That doesn't make sense, you don't have to give it your all, just push enough to get the chest two inches down.

Wait wait wait ✋ you witnessed her "thirteen" era??? Im guessing you just knew her name but still. Thats cool

You might potentially have doxxed yourself just now

Samee😂

Me too hahaha

“Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

“Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

Why are people copy pasting the original comment?

It’s from Not Another Teen Movie

@@covidfeverdream Apparently I will never be watching that, lol.

Yea that was gross omg

Agree. I started gagging.

@@amandag8194 Saaaaame - I had to look away!

I never read the books but the movies are absolutely retarded

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Addie from AHS: you're gonna regret it, you're gonna regret it...

Literally that’s exactly what I said

Right

I laughed out loud for like a whole minute at that 😂

I’m wheezing 😅 I’m gonna remember this every time I watch that part of the movie now

Considering Edward is Bella's husband in the birth scene, she wouldn't want Jacob to be the one using his teeth for the c-section.

Yo he’s funny as hell without even trying 😂

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Busted out laughing at this!

Nooooo I was deeeeaaad!!😂😂😂😂 And congrats for his response to u. ❤❤❤❤

@@tracyleesmith781 Thank you! I gotta admit I freaked out a little when I saw it!!😭🥹🥹🥹

Right 😂😂😂

Why did the make the latch bite so loud 😭

@@star_baker So you could tell what's happening without them having to show her breast. And also because the baby has fangs.

The reason Edward is doing that is because Bella's abdomen is very hard and is beyond any normal doctor's help, Edward has to use his vampire teeth to do the c-section.

I lost it at this omfg 😂

Right? I love how passionate he his about this ACLS vampire edition sequence. I also just envision Dr Mike as an attending saying this to a med student who completely flipped out during a code and forgot all the protocols.

You're not circulating the venom which is transforming her!!!!

Sounds like if Gordon Ramsay was a doctor instead.

Lol

This should get top comment

LOL-

stop the jokes don't make me in a bad mood i loved this vid

​@@naadiyaorrie1180how

My first thought when he said that was "dude, they're already dead!"

@@sandiesandholm1236 plus they rapidly heal so it probably wouldn’t matter

@@AngelJuliet he makes a really good point though because how quickly could they heal from blood borne diseases?

​@@Lane_y0195 Vampires don't have blood anymore.

Mike, they're already dead… What's a disease going to do? Kill them again?

please i so want a react to this

Oh yeah I agree!

Yes, we NEED that reaction!

Petition for a part two while he also does the RIDICULOUS hospital scene in the first one where the cannula keeps moving

The girl is a walking accident, there are so many possibilities!

Right after that moment “ I felt like that was not just unethical but unconstitutional as well” 😂

@@leahhalfpenny3335 😂😂

Just the randomness of him saying that is what’s so funny!🤣

I think that was one of the funniest parts. 😅

Staying alive

I literally choked on my tea😂

Would really appreciate it if he didn’t use God’s name that way though 😔

The fact that that would be the worst and the best decision of his career

And he had burned through all of his Harry Potter money

Those two must have such a fun time dissing on that series lol

and he's regretted it ever since 😂

His interviews talking about how stupid these movies are is hilarious

Either under or over. Kristen had no middle ground in these movies.

​@@CountryBuff08 Was this her debut movie

Well Bella is not really a charismatic person

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@@AnniCarlsson I personally like to argue that Bella was written this way, it's not Kristen Stuart's fault, she played what was written.

Yep. It had diamond strength just like vampire skin. This is the skin of a killer.

@@snowflakechoirox 😅

@@snowflakechoirox the amniotic sack of a killer lol

I think someone needs to read the story to understand it.

Aight what's the name of the cartoon

Daaang we need to know the name.

@hermionehp1100 please tell us the name of the cartoon

C'mon don't be shy now just drop the title & it's all good 👿🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

okay butttt arent vampires dead? whats the worst that could happen, die again? lol

Michael Burnham - let's flyyy

To be honest we are quite deficient up here but usually it's Vit D. It's legit ha.

Exactly 😂😂😂😂

It rhymes, dawg

Also there is a special jterine lining around the vampire baby, which might explain why the scans look so wierd, and like all vampire skin ots impermeable with steel etc, which is why Edward uses his teeth.

There's a special uterine lining for the vampire baby which is impenetrable by medical technology (imaging, scalples) which probably explains part of why the scan looks so wierd, and is why Edward uses his teeth to rip it open

I'm pretty sure a Twilight vampire can even survive a decapitation, or any lost body part for that matter, as long as they have a chance to glue themselves back together with their venom. Now, if said exposed and highly flammable venom is ignited with fire, they're truly done for. 🔥

​@@SlashycentYes, that's why when vampires want to destroy another vampire, they rip them apart and burn the pieces.

Thanks didn't know this❤

The Cullens are also what the vampire world calls "vegans/vegetarians". They only feed on animal blood, They don't drink human blood.

since he was bitten in the17th century😭😭😭😭😭

Also wasn't his 'power' self control?

That one was too funny 😂

I covered the screen with my hand.

I can still hear her back breaking 🪦

You mean unless we knew what was about to happen and expected it.

My eldest maybe close to a vampire baby. He took up a lot of calcium from my body it cost my hair, nails& skin to break. My second cost me.2 of my tooth

Yup. He bit her stomach open and removed Rasputin

@@kayleighandhercat1351Rasputin 😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭😭

@@kathleenmusiak1369 🤣🤣🤣

Omg same I was giggling so hard 😂

I woke my mom 😂

actually edward's name in real life is Robert hahhhahaha

He was quick to answer questions too! Twilight fan I bet

I dunno, I still think they could've controlled their strength better; like how you do compressions on a baby vs an adult. Also ribs breaking is better than being dead.

i guess maybe a better example would be pushing an ant depending on how you see their strength, but even then you can gauge force between just pressing and squishing an ant despite how big we are

@@masterjunko hmmm I’m not so sure about that, given what we know about ants. And the occasional experimenting with them as kids haha In this particular instance we don’t know much about vampires. Like Dr Mike said, we would need to know how strong vampires are. Given that vampires and humans are the same size and share our same likeness, strength would be a problem. Carlisle did say it took him years before he could tame his bloodlust. But that was because he practiced. If I remember right, most of the other vampires kept to themselves and refused to socialize with humans. Meaning there was no practice in coping with their strength involved. How would they be able to gauge their strength if they never put it to practice with humans? Flinging Bella like a rag doll throughout most of the story showed Edward didn’t do much practicing haha

@@StarRoseDragon5 I guess that's true as well, fair enough.

In books they're better movies cutted scenes which make it look bad

@@ariagrace1857and straight up changed scenes (I’m still bitter about the scene in Eclipse right after Bella punches Jacob)

Have you seen Cinema Therapy? They go OFF on the films. I enjoyed both the films and the therapist reaction.

My paper cuts never bleed.

that makes me sad😭😭😭😭

immortal means they won't die of natural causes, if they got an infectious blood disease they would die just as easily as getting a stake to the heart lol

Jasper was the second oldest of the Cullens as he was a confederate and the rest were turned in the 1900s. I think he was just the newest to the "don't eat people" diet.

To add to this, their blood doesn't flow, and they don't breathe, which is why they can't get sick

not the newest vampire, the newest VEGETARIAN. he was turned at the beginning of the civil war

​@@KitKat-kc3sq and he also had a different philosophical mindset than the others. He always believed that the blood-instinct was out of the vampire's control. He never saw it as a choice, a goal that could be accomplished by force of will.. at least not until Bella was able to suddenly stop chasing the human the first time she went out to hunt. This shattered his belief system.

I feel like Dr. Mike secretly likes Carlisle.

Jacob also started healing before his bones were set right, so Vampire Doctor had to break his ribs again to make them grow back the right way :)

@@lottejuulke79 real ouch moment 🤣 btw you mean Carlisle? 😅

He also healed faster than examined, so they needed to break his bones in order for them to properly align and heal

THANK YOU when people say omg “why is she acting like that so cringe” like duhhh that’s how she’s written

I'm not sure if that makes me feel better or worse 😂

No she did not. And i wish yall would stop saying that because it only lets me know you dont have any understanding of the character. Bella in the books is always prone to tantrums and fits of crying. She's very emotional and stubborn when things don't go her way. She can be very petulant at times. She also has a big martyr complex. To add, Bella is kinda funny. Yeah she has like that corny elementary school teacher humor that's kinda cringy but often you'll find her more so joking at the irony or the ridiculousness of a situation than really riffing off the dome or cracking like fart jokes or something. Book Bella is reserved, maybe a little shy but altogether a well put together person. So saying whatever the heck that was supposed to be Bella in the movies is the same as written is hilarious at best. Although I do mainly blame Kristen's acting for the common misconception. Bella's interesting, but i know not necessarily likeable. But not liking her doesn't mean that Bella is a poorly-drawn character. She's very much an individual, and in fact her lack of relatability is why she grated on my nerves so severely as the series progressed. Not just anyone would think and behave the way Bella does, but again to Meyer's credit, Bella's questionable decisions are driven by and stem from a consistent worldview and inner logic. That's an achievement - Bella's personality doesn't shift around so that she'll act in the way that best suits the plot, but rather she reacts to situations in tandem with who she already is. Kristen does the nothing of the sort. So in no way can you say Bella is a blinking and stuttering mess. And yes while Kristen gives off cool hippie mellow vibes, I think the brunette hair and the pale coloring is where all of the similarities with the character end. Because Bella is very girl next door, she's the quintessential pretty but doesn't know it yet, the shy introverted bookworm in that beauty and the beast might turn around and fall in love forever with brooding monster kind of way. But she was never a blanked face cringy pick me. Bella's even described as having a heart shaped face and full lips and big doe eyes and billows of long thick brown hair. In contrast to Kristen whose features are sharper, and who has a more chill skater chick vibe to her; not necessarily the blushing bookworm. And she does try but that softer girl next door vibe just doesnt come naturally to Kristen

@@leahscontemporaryAs someone who has read all the books, watched all the movies, and scoured through the supplemental material... I could not disagree more. Book Bella is a blank slate because that was the POINT. That era of teen romance fantasy was when the popularity of the 'self-insert' books was at an all-time high. The female protagonist characters were written with the idea of the reader 'being' that character in the story, so the characters themselves had to have very little personality. The only real defining trait of Book Bella is her fixation on Edward and being with him, and then later having a child with him. She doesn't even have any hobbies, ffs. If you've ever seen Kristen Stewart act in any other movies, you know that the way she played Bella was what the directors were telling her to do.

Thank you! That’s why I tell people Stewart was the right choice for Bella. She is Bella.