😂😂😂😂😂

Lol😆😆😆

And the deed to the house

What a dog😀

Almost died laughing....

😂 edit: thank you for all the likes!

Burgler: AY AY AY CHILL CHILL

I CANTT

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The Slayer LMAO

I know my chihuahua would die trying to protect me.

@@tutsmom1 I am convinced it is one of the most ferocious dogs ever created. Years ago I remember one in the neighborhood that would actually come into our yard and bark at us like it was his yard. The gall of the little munchkin 😂

Dude i was tearing up too

@@tutsmom1 it’s the chihuahua spirit isn’t it . Little guards

Those dogs have that dawg in them.

Frodo is a veteran 😅

Master is okay now, Dobby is happy

Dobby deserves his sock

Frodo: MINE! MY OWN! MY PRECIOUSSS!

More like 20lbs

@Evil Pimp Rib and t-bone steaks me thinks

Hey dont argue guys mmmkay

Smallest dogs would literally put all 7 pounds of their life when you reach for their meal while they’re eating

These comments section thou 🤣🤣

UNDERRATED COMMENT THIS SENT ME-

wassup with little dogs being so mean trying to prove what?! 🤣🤣🤣

Wrong breeds for guard dog lol try that with a rottweiler doberman dogo argentino kane corso, pitbull lol accidental damage would have happened to the fake burglar 🤣🤣

Got to keep me an ankle biter around.. They come in handy

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Lol

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Lmbo

Difference... Two dogs have experience fighting each other so they don't fear confrontation... But the single raised dogs fear confrontation... Do always have every thing in pair weather dogs or children....

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Lol

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First comment i laughed out loud too! Lmao

@@loganhelms3107 lol. Thanx 😊

LOL!!! “This my chance”

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xd

Do you treat her like a dog, or spoil her and treat her like your kid? We live in a farming community and many an Anatolian and Pyrenees dogs wind up in shelters because they lost their guarding instinct. In every single instance family members started treating them like their kids and spoiling them.

@@GLoLChibs She was given to us at 5 years old when her owner emigrated to New Zealand so how she was raised, we have no idea, however, she was never a guard dog, she was family. It's when people start treating their dogs as protectors that kids and old people get attacked and maimed by them.

@GlolChibs I assume you own pit bulls seeing as that's how you think. I wonder which child in your neighbourhood they will eat first?

the only right comment..

😭

My Dog would tear the men to shreds. He’s a medium sized dog

Napoleon syndrome for dogs 🐕

You made my day with that comment

:DDDDD

Owner: "Et tu brute?"

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

Sweet revenge 😂

Pedro Reynoso 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed that laugh

Laughed so hard

that's kinda what i was thinking, im like im sure they didn't smell like they were actually scared or something has to be part of the reason they backed off too

They would hear her screams, and would sense that they needed to help their master.

The first dog was a B. 😂

That could be possible

This is 100% true

Napoleon Syndrome

Just like with people

TheRantingCabby yep

*Chicks..... Am I right?

Adopt a gun license and ADT.

Blue Marley Hell yeah, a 5.56 round goes faster than any chihuahua

Casey Short classic Americans

Connor NR hell yeah

Adopt a 20 gauge.

milowysh lmaooo

ight imma fuh wit u

LMAOOO

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milowysh 😂😂😂

Hahahahaha

“Yo I’ll show you where the jewelry is if you cop me some tuna”

@@AveryBlueRemix The cat walks away, tuna and priceless gems in mouth. The cat grins evilly. The cat walks into a tattoo parlour. “Hey, make me look cool.” The cat says, which actually sounds like, “Meow, rawr *hiss* meow mew.” The tattoo person is a cat and thus understands. “Sure.” The Tat Cat says. Which also actually sounded like “Mew.” The cat walks out with a tattoo that says “Kool Kat” Which is not very cool. Anyways the cat pulls on a ski mask. It walks back home. It sees a burglar. “Dammit.” The cat says.”Someone is already going to rob my house, I might as well help them.” “Yo I’ll show you where the jewellery is if you cop me some tuna.” The cat walks away, tuna and priceless gems in mouth. The cat grins evilly. The cat walks into a tattoo parlour. “Hey, make me look cool.” The cat says, which actually sounds like, “Meow, rawr *hiss* meow mew.” The tattoo person is a cat and thus understands. “Sure.” The Tat Cat says. Which also actually sounded like “Mew.” The cat walks out with a tattoo that says “Kool Kat” Which is not very cool. Anyways the cat pulls on a ski mask. It walks back home. It sees a burglar. “Dammit.” The cat says.”Someone is already going to rob my house, I might as well help them.” “Yo I’ll show you where the jewellery is if you cop me some tuna.” The cat walks away, tuna and priceless gems in mouth. The cat grins evilly. The cat walks into a tattoo parlour. “Hey, make me look cool.” The cat says, which actually sounds like, “Meow, rawr *hiss* meow mew.” The tattoo person is a cat and thus understands. “Sure.” The Tat Cat says. Which also actually sounded like “Mew.” The cat walks out with a tattoo that says “Kool Kat” Which is not very cool. Anyways the cat pulls on a ski mask. It walks back home. It sees a burglar. “Dammit.” The cat says.”Someone is already going to rob my house, I might as well help them.” “Yo I’ll show you where the jewellery is if you cop me some tuna.” The cat walks away, tuna and priceless gems in mouth. The cat grins evilly. The cat walks into a tattoo parlour. “Hey, make me look cool.” The cat says, which actually sounds like, “Meow, rawr *hiss* meow mew.” The tattoo person is a cat and thus understands. “Sure.” The Tat Cat says. Which also actually sounded like “Mew.” The cat walks out with a tattoo that says “Kool Kat” Which is not very cool. Anyways the cat pulls on a ski mask. It walks back home. It sees a burglar. “Dammit.” The cat says.”Someone is already going to rob my house, I might as well help them.” “Yo I’ll show you where the jewellery is if you cop me some tuna.” The cat walks away, tuna and priceless gems in mouth. The cat grins evilly. The cat walks into a tattoo parlour. “Hey, make me look cool.” The cat says, which actually sounds like, “Meow, rawr *hiss* meow mew.” The tattoo person is a cat and thus understands. “Sure.” The Tat Cat says. Which also actually sounded like “Mew.” The cat walks out with a tattoo that says “Kool Kat” Which is not very cool. Anyways the cat pulls on a ski mask. It walks back home. It sees a burglar. “Dammit.” The cat says.”Someone is already going to rob my house, I might as well help them.” “Yo I’ll show you where the jewellery is if you cop me some tuna.”

Hee hee a loop hole

@@Thecashstuffer-wb3ie This is the best reply I've ever gotten

Ngl i'd probably just call an ambulance for her and see if there's some way she could get some forced mental health help. But i know it ain't that easy sometimes. Make sure to hug your cat for me.

Hehe yes

HaHa yes worthless mortal

I’m just thinking about Rex from Bolt.

LOL

**G-force intensifies**

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Little dogs have the biggest heart!!!!

No, you’re not funny.

@@melowgee7227 guys look! its the comedy king! he gets to decide what joke is funny and what isn't!

@@thesluggyserpentgaming007 HAHA EPIC ROAST DUDE I TIP MY HAT TO YOU SIR YOU HAVE THE WON THE INTERNET FOR TODAY YOU SHOULD PUT THIS ON PLEBBIT AND GET MANY UPDOOTS XDDD

Yeah

Loll

Nah, my Shih Tzu is afraid of large triangles

@@averageforzaplayer1048 that’s pretty crazy

My aunts Lhasa apso is scared of my curtains 😭😭

@@averageforzaplayer1048 My shih tzu fights anybody that gets near him except me and my dad. Lmaoooo

😂

😂🤣😂

hahaha! i actually have a personal protection dog which does the opposite

my dog lol he barks like a giant but the moment our guests come in he hides

@J L Did you actually give him away? For that reason?

Meta Knight 😂😂😂😂

That's a lie I have a teacup Yorkie and a German Shepherd my Shepard is definitely a certified killer but my Yorkie is just an alert

Just like me in real life

Man best friend btw

Might as well haul ass too

Bone my dude 🙃

Its a mix of pit bull and lab. I think it have to do with training : If that dog wasn't trained to protect it's owner, then it wouldn't. Simple.

Hold my tequila*

Richter Symphony lol 😂

Hold my Modelo

Exactly. The attacker should’ve actually tried to pick the owner up

Lmaoooooo

My cat can use a chainsaw

The most advanced thing I taught my dog was packing the suit case

My rabbit can plant C4

@@nessab5389 I call bullship

Crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hahahahaha

hopefully they name the chihuahua Mr. Zurkon

They should add a “love tab” for this comment 😂😂😂

AHAHHAHAH

...it's a human issue that humans must resolve between them, dogs shouldn't get involve... you know... 🐕💨💨💨

"ok have a nice day, i'm out :)'

See ya! You don't know what they do to me behind closed doors!

Dog be like she must of did something 😂

oof-

My 6 dogs would've begged the intruder for food while he/she robbed us💀

@@luckyclover9811 why do I find this funny

My dog would definitely bite me if I picked her up to run into a random room with a window to call mah bestie to pick me up as well as my grandpa

{Abigail’s} [Life]💙💜💙 why not call the police

Oh my gosh that made me laugh!!

Its funny 😄 😆

OMG 🤣🤣😂😂🤣

Lol

😂😂😂

this actually made me chuckle 🤣😂😂

Dog : I was trying to find help outside

Sounds like Tobey’s dog.

Owner: You know how much I sacrificed?! Dog: Stings doesn't it? See ya, chump.

Owner: Why didn’t you protect me Dog: I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.

:(

Same with my dog

Omg same with mine lmao

Waste of dog

same😂😂

💀

Lol

Lool

😂💀

Lol 😆 🤣

Mine too, he thinks he's a Rottweiler 🤣🤣🤣

Small guy syndrome 🤣

If it was my german sheperd the guy robbing me would be dead

Jazzie Scott true my dog is small but a psycho

Unfortunately harming these little guys would be easy. You honestly want a dog to protect you you’re gonna need one with some size and strength. These little dogs would be like a 4 year old kid trying to help. At least they did try

Just shows how “size” doesnt matter

Why would Ruby do that

Ruby said hell nah

😂😂

Ruby said you get em

Lmfaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

no really, if you think about selective breeding and the more pressing need to get rid of aggressiveness in the bigger ones.

Small but big hearts

They were not having it at all

Also, they’re the only MALE dogs too

KbBeBallin45 tf

😂😂😂😂😂

Omg so trueeee 😂

Stinky feet LMAO 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

Oh man I’m dying over here

@Johnnie Saenz ha ha

Sad dor you but funny for me

Best comment I’ve seen in a while lmaooo

lmao

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I'm sorry

No biting 😂😂

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921 likes and this is the 3rd comment

Jerome fan huh?

*barking

Aahahagagahaga 😂😂😂 I said the same thing. It was more like "Every dog for himself I'm outta here" 🏃🏃

The bigger dogs left because they weren’t the alpha in the house. They were trained to not be aggressive. In the third household, that dog was the alpha and wasn’t trained to be gentle. Clearly, the last woman’s ignorance of pack mentality allowed her dog to claim the mantle. Any dog that sees itself as the alpha or strong beta, or trained, will defend the pack. It’s that simple.

LOL!!🤣🤣🤣

lol 😂 I will just run 🏃 away too in find someone else lol 😆 why die for no good reason lol 😂

Mr KingDon like

1:00 wow!

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Lego Studios a simp too

Paw*

😂

Hand!?🤣

Death by 1000 cuts

Yessss

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Because dogs feel real danger. This was just a game and the dogs understand this. But if you walk with your dog and some stranger came in to your way...may he is a psychopat and serial murder...the dog will feel this. Dont unaerastemate dogs. They have senses which we dont understand. They smell fear, they smell if somebody is evil or have a good heard...they feel if somebody is depressed etc.

XD

@@Amaro123456 yeah that’s not how it works. Keep worshiping dogs tho

Well the pet rock would do tons of damage if you just frking hurled it at the robber

Your netflix trial has expired

eener nanis he wants to be YEETED to his head and cause Brain damage

Lmao

Burglar: *Wait why do I hear boss music*

😂😂😂😂

thats why its not good for animals to have slippery floors atall!

they should glue rubber patches from an old inner tube onto the chihuaha feet with contact rubber cement. Rubber has excellent coefficient of friction.

Why do white people let their dogs lick them in the mouth. Y'all don't think that is nasty.

@The Unknown John Doe No it's not.

underated comment

this needs 1M likes for this comment! 👍

*Dog doesn’t save her* Her: CURSE YOU PERRY THE DOG!

i’m d e c e a s e d

dammmmmnnnnn

Lol

Excuse dog I’m John Quiniones

"I was only following orders"

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Let me translate the bark: Aight Ima head out

Estos son chistes que dan risa no chistes pendejos de los gringos

@@mayraquispecampos7046 what he said 😤😤

@@Jake-wz2ts a said that I love you :v

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Bruh 😂😂

Lmao! Yeah that's pretty much what I thought too XD

I had one for 13 years.... would love to have more....

Yeah two barked and my ridgeback 😂

I’m familiar, that’s the dog you don’t want to put your face too close.

Right. This wasn’t surprising at all.

Exactly. Little dogs give the best defense. No one can set a foot on my porch without my little Havanese going berserk 🤣

Fr. I've got a chihuahua and corgi Terrier mix and they're pretty nuts.

Even i know that lol they're feisty

You ain’t lying 😂 Swear our chihuahua taught the pit bull how to attack when necessary.

Honestly though

All dogs have big hearts 👍

@@zamasublack9566 except for bull dogs

Jaquan McMillan exactly

Warrior56 why??

Very true

LMFAOOOO

Exactly

Intruder pornhub story lines💀💀💀💀

Nope some of those dogs were generally afraid and wanted the hell outta of there, not every dog is made for protection.

🤣🤣🤣

LOLOL!!!🤣

Lmao 🤣🤣

Try explaining the dog it was just for a news bit

Thanks perry 🤣

Perry is at the adoption center after that

Lmaooo best comment

Lol thanks i needed a laugh.😂

Lmfao, what's a goldfish going to do?

Dood Adventures r/woooosh

Dood Adventures gonna use splash though

Lmao

But now it's time to go 😂😂😂

But it's over now.

And that's on Rihanna

Armyyyyyy💜

Lol..

😂😂😂

No they don’t think like that, they live in the moment.

FireflyJack 😆

Lmaooo

Lol

🤔😂😂😂

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XD

😂😂😂😂😂

@Linus Myles Randy Raqueno boi

😂😂😂

That's a good one.., I 😂😂😂😂😂

That was kinda sad....but hilarious at tha same time. How is that possible?

He went to go get help

Perhaps,because they were two dogs.But they were brave,no doubt.

A few small terriers could mess someone up really bad, depends on the breed too. They had big hearts though, it is heart warming. lol

I'm not crying..I just got..sand in my eye

Me too lol

And they look so olddd, I'm sobbing cause we all know those dogs would be killed trying to protect their mom (especially Frodo) and I'm pretty sure they know they can't actually take on a man, they're just buying their mama time. ugh my heeeart