Donald Trump’s Pathetic, Embarrassing Announcement & Santa’s Lap or Booster Shot?

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The long awaited sequel of Avatar is out this weekend, Donald Trump’s “major announcement” turned out to be the embarrassing release of digital trading cards featuring himself, the folks over at NewsMax were even underwhelmed, the official portrait of outgoing speaker Nancy Pelosi was revealed in Washington, the Washington State Cougars joined us in anticipation of the Jimmy Kimmel Los Angeles Bowl, we play a round of Santa’s Lap or Booster Shot, and we bleep and blur whether it’s needed or not in This Year in Unnecessary Censorship.
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@scaryterry9027
@scaryterry9027 Рік тому
Quite possibly the most embarrassing American moment ever. We are the laughing stock of the world.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Рік тому
Yep! Ugly America 🇺🇸 is in full bloom 🤯
@elizabethchase8725
@elizabethchase8725 Рік тому
Johnny Cash summed it up for all of us...pull it up "God Is Gonna Cut You Down"
@fionamackie3357
@fionamackie3357 Рік тому
I am having the best laugh ever in Australia where this was first thing in morning news😂 I am sorry for the sane people in US.
@rubyclark7595
@rubyclark7595 Рік тому
For over7 years now...
@cynthiabrent6479
@cynthiabrent6479 Рік тому
@@elizabethchase8725 oh HELL YEAH! 🎶he can run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Run on into the bunker... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna lock him up... Sooner or later the FBI's gonna-- lock him up🎶
@donnamcardle8928
@donnamcardle8928 Рік тому
$99 cards for nothing… 45 has gone over the edge..Quanon meets QVC
@boatymsboatface3929
@boatymsboatface3929 Рік тому
Lol- that’s good!
@robertdraper5782
@robertdraper5782 Рік тому
You do get entered into a prize draw, the first prize is dinner with Trump, the second prize is two dinners with Trump.
@jackderipper2233
@jackderipper2233 Рік тому
@@robertdraper5782 the third prize is a classified document.
@truthray2885
@truthray2885 Рік тому
His grift hasn't changed in its essence for four decades at least. Every grift of his rests on grossly overvaluing some thing, and raking the excess value in his pocket. Except in his interactions with Russians and Saudis, they knew the grift, but used it as a way to route illicit funds to him while he was nominal president, and thinking they can make that happen again.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Рік тому
@@jackderipper2233 last place prize gets Eric.
@mackman3294
@mackman3294 Рік тому
" you could win an amazing prize like dinner with me, I don't know if that's amazing but is what we have" I'm done! 😂😂😂😂
@AB-pl1ko
@AB-pl1ko Рік тому
Your chance to win 'Dinner with a Has-Been'?
@rastalove6268
@rastalove6268 Рік тому
Access to very sensitive classified documents..
@samcall930
@samcall930 Рік тому
😅😅😅
@miras2222
@miras2222 Рік тому
you can aso win a photo opportunity with Trump life size cartboard cutout Trump life size cartboard cutout are amazing we love them they are beautiful
@AB-pl1ko
@AB-pl1ko Рік тому
@@miras2222 - Yes, and also quite useful... at the bottom of your birds cage. 😉
@RRyan-pq5xd
@RRyan-pq5xd Рік тому
Kimmel you just keep Bringin' It and calling out the lunacy that surrounds us. Keep up the good work.
@cerealkiillar
@cerealkiillar Рік тому
Oh dear God! That last couple of minutes totally took me out! TEARS! I love you, Jimmy!
@djspacevader8685
@djspacevader8685 Рік тому
What happened to sam brinton do you know?
@shogun8376
@shogun8376 Рік тому
"Can you be gone too." Oh Jimmy, that really made me laugh.
@L33tSkE3t
@L33tSkE3t Рік тому
The Fact that Trump can say Better President than Lincoln (A man who preserved the Union and abolished slavery so he could emancipate an entire race of people in America) and Washington (The first President and founding father of America) without a hint of sarcasm or irony is maddening and the fact that his sycophantic supporters agree is terrifying…
@persico9017
@persico9017 Рік тому
Actually you're giving him to much credit. It's only sheer stupidity that allows him to make such outrageous claims....
@KonradvonHotzendorf
@KonradvonHotzendorf Рік тому
President bone-spurs
@thatswhatisaid8908
@thatswhatisaid8908 Рік тому
That made me so mad. And I'm not even American!
@stevetournay6103
@stevetournay6103 Рік тому
Their numbers, for various reasons, seem to be diminishing. But that too is scary, because the likes of DeSantis are far more dangerous...
@Sleepy_Alligator
@Sleepy_Alligator Рік тому
Tangerine Freak Guy.
@GreenDistantStar
@GreenDistantStar Рік тому
I wonder if Americans truly appreciate how ridiculous this makes their country look in the eyes of the world.
@ziegweid
@ziegweid Рік тому
Some of us do. Others, no.
@marissanorth85
@marissanorth85 Рік тому
I do. Can't speak for the rest lol
@aking1196
@aking1196 Рік тому
Um of course not.
@truthray2885
@truthray2885 Рік тому
The sane among us do, and loathe him and his trash MAGA cultists for it.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Рік тому
Appreciate isn't really the right word. We acknowledge it and feel embarrassed af. At least those that aren't Trumpets.
@adukabu
@adukabu Рік тому
My God people who fall for this and send him money again you can not call them stupid anymore this is something on another level
@fionamackie3357
@fionamackie3357 Рік тому
Yeah. They're really not safe to be unsupervised. But who would want to supervise them?
@philwatling5109
@philwatling5109 Рік тому
They are racists, and hate mongwrs
@Labor_Jones
@Labor_Jones Рік тому
_The Average American has been INFECTED 150 Year (1880 Domininism Papers) that the WEALTHY use to make this NATION one of KINGS, DICTATORS - & - PSYCOPATHS for Forever WAR. *It's pretty simple... as the RICH GOT RICHER our Democracy became Weaker!*
@albertcadiz7000
@albertcadiz7000 Рік тому
Welp, you can’t fix stupid!
@madmanaustinmadman9671
@madmanaustinmadman9671 Рік тому
Lmao they sold out , who is the dummy now
@nunya7705
@nunya7705 Рік тому
Prizes are "dinner with a traitor", wow so tempting. The grift that keeps on grifting! I saw on Twitter those that purchased can't even access the fake cards. It's so sick and twisted, anything for money.
@David-yw4uv
@David-yw4uv Рік тому
Can't the company that made Paper dolls SUE him ?!
@mannchhabra
@mannchhabra Рік тому
If you're ok twitter, there's actually an American who made a 2 min video describing how it's a money laundering scheme and how it may develop further to help him clean money without a sweat check that video, it made sense and logic to me
@Simiae
@Simiae Рік тому
You think only trump is corrupted in the entire damn business of government.
@Simiae
@Simiae Рік тому
@@mannchhabra how is that money laundering
@Simiae
@Simiae Рік тому
How is trump a traitor. He may be a bad president but i don't see anything that hints being a traitor
@robertstrong6639
@robertstrong6639 Рік тому
Donnie's big announcement made my day, I laughed so much, such a jackass.
@I_Am_Become_Life
@I_Am_Become_Life Рік тому
President National Embarrassment!
@djspacevader8685
@djspacevader8685 Рік тому
What happened to sam brinton?
@cocofluff
@cocofluff Рік тому
I thought it was an SNL sketch. I said, there's no way this could be real.
@djspacevader8685
@djspacevader8685 Рік тому
@@cocofluff same and even the stuff with sam brinton too😂 such🤡
@hiphopnewmusic1102
@hiphopnewmusic1102 Рік тому
Forget all that 🤣 Each NFT that was worth $99 is now worth $1,000 a piece right now and constantly going up on OpenSea ‼️🔥 While they sleep, we eat💰💰 Jokes on them 🤣🤣🤣
@villanessa
@villanessa Рік тому
I cannot believe that announcement was real 😦
@bethhayes2152
@bethhayes2152 Рік тому
Me either I thought it was a joke.
@loganmalough2379
@loganmalough2379 Рік тому
@@bethhayes2152to the whole planet: IT IS A JOKE!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому
I genuinely thought it was a sketch! How is this man real?
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Рік тому
@@bethhayes2152 Sometimes the biggest jokes aren't said in jest.
@eroscreatives
@eroscreatives Рік тому
From Australia: We thought it was a comedian impersonating and satirising Trump. And then we realised it was for real. And this idiot was once President??????
@PanaGringoBarefootBass
@PanaGringoBarefootBass Рік тому
OK. He's a lifelong criminal on so many levels. Just get him convicted and in prison already. This is way past tiresome.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Рік тому
Way, way past🙄🤨🤮😠
@shwonsh
@shwonsh Рік тому
Not gonna happen fool.
@PanaGringoBarefootBass
@PanaGringoBarefootBass Рік тому
@@shwonsh Ha! One who counts eggs before they hatch. Now, THAT is foolish.
@fionamackie3357
@fionamackie3357 Рік тому
I reckon. But this offering today was pretty freaking hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bbvollmer
@bbvollmer Рік тому
I agree but unfortunately not gonna happen.. if they didn't get Hillary they are not gonna get him either.. too much money and influence, or people dead in Hillarys case
@joyceshefland5272
@joyceshefland5272 Рік тому
Showing one of those NFT's to anyone is a lot like saying, "Look at me, I'm a dumbass".
@reneelyndamartinez1362
@reneelyndamartinez1362 Рік тому
😂👏👏👏👏
@boatymsboatface3929
@boatymsboatface3929 Рік тому
That’s exactly how I felt about Herschel Walker yard signs!😂😂😂
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому
Well, millions of dumbasses will buy these things, so...
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Рік тому
Dumbass 🤡 is more accurate...... sheesh
@amosalphonso
@amosalphonso Рік тому
leave it to the MAGA gang they will go after it. idiots revisited.
@johnkleinberger5930
@johnkleinberger5930 Рік тому
I haven’t had a laugh like that in awhile. Thank you so much Jimmy!!!
@I_Am_Become_Life
@I_Am_Become_Life Рік тому
President Huckster / National Embarrassment
@patriciaangelo1585
@patriciaangelo1585 Рік тому
they should have made one of him standing at the podium in front of the Four Seasons Landscaping Company. Every time I think back to that fiasco I have to laugh
@sharonhoward4848
@sharonhoward4848 Рік тому
Me, too!😂
@ashlibabbitt1111
@ashlibabbitt1111 Рік тому
If a person could actually DIE from embarrassment, I suspect that 74 million Americans would have all dropped dead today after Trump's "announcement"
@gregorchard7881
@gregorchard7881 Рік тому
No, the cult would have forked out their money.....😜😜😜
@ashlibabbitt1111
@ashlibabbitt1111 Рік тому
@@gregorchard7881 I bet you even Trump supporters won't buy that nonsense lol
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Рік тому
@@ashlibabbitt1111 I wish that was true. I really do.
@ashlibabbitt1111
@ashlibabbitt1111 Рік тому
@Michael Euthanasia one got a bullet in the neck the other got a knee to the neck
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому
I don't know how he keeps getting away with this!
@richardnavratil9661
@richardnavratil9661 Рік тому
When you think the grift can't go any worse and embarassing, Donnie goes and does this - stoop lower than anyone has before. I really am not feeling sorry for the gullible people that fall for these grifts anymore. Fool and his money are soon parted.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому
I just got a healthy dose of schedinfreud watching this!
@anastasiae.5338
@anastasiae.5338 Рік тому
Nobody has ever stooped lower, or done so as spectacularly as he has. He can't think of anyone that stoops low half as good as he does. It's the biggest stoop the country has ever seen. Lincoln and Washington never sunk this low. Fact!
@KimberleyB
@KimberleyB Рік тому
But those people vote 🤦🏻‍♀️
@lmoragon
@lmoragon Рік тому
A-fu**ing-MEN to that! Well said.
@michaelcoe9824
@michaelcoe9824 Рік тому
As we say in Australia, he is so low, he could crawl under a snakes belly in a top hat and stilts!
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 Рік тому
"hornier than Kennedy, fatter than Taft..." - give that writer a raise please 😀
@Oliver-ft2fq
@Oliver-ft2fq Рік тому
😂
@AzureSkeye
@AzureSkeye Рік тому
The fact it’s sold out is either sad or someone is leaving it all in their cart to keep people from buying it which is genius.
@TaDarling1
@TaDarling1 Рік тому
Yeah, but they said he made $4.4 million so somebody must have done a little bit more than leave it in their cart.
@achtundvierzigsieben
@achtundvierzigsieben Рік тому
thats not how online shopping works
@wickiwoo
@wickiwoo Рік тому
He probably bought them all himself, when he realized he wasn't getting the result he wanted and he was going to look like an idiot.
@old_lady_young_heart
@old_lady_young_heart Рік тому
If he was going to debase himself and do this humiliating thing anyway, he should've charged $999 instead of $99. They sold too quickly, which means they were severely underpriced. He's not even as good at grifting as he thinks he is. He could have gotten so much more out of his cult followers. Of course, there's also the idea that it's a money laundering scheme. That makes the most sense.
@AzureSkeye
@AzureSkeye Рік тому
@@janetbooth9268 you didn’t really read the post huh.
@anonemous7720
@anonemous7720 Рік тому
NOTHING will ever be funnier than Donald Trump embarassing himself like this. I still fall down laughing watching his announcement even though I've already watched it so many times. It's like the most cringe that has ever existed in history.
@johnhammond9962
@johnhammond9962 Рік тому
correct. this is priceless.
@henrynewton8809
@henrynewton8809 Рік тому
Even Steve Bannon couldn't stand to watch it!
@jeffreyenglish1815
@jeffreyenglish1815 Рік тому
Funnier more are the digital artists that just f@cked him. Note the football NFT the football is deflated. Small hands ball cheater. There are many more to come in every image… The more eyes on the prize the better. Who can find Waldo or find the three differences?
@vietnamd0820
@vietnamd0820 Рік тому
@@henrynewton8809 Seriously? 😂
@laurendoe168
@laurendoe168 Рік тому
Here's the thing, he doesn't embarrass himself; he will never feel a shred of embarrassment.
@bianca-sg8zq
@bianca-sg8zq Рік тому
Trump is laying the grounds for an insanity defense!! The entire announcement is so insane!!🤣😂😂
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Рік тому
I agree with that!!
@GB-vj4gj
@GB-vj4gj Рік тому
Just what i was thinking 🤣
@lampan8786
@lampan8786 Рік тому
99 Dollars
@dennisheyes4561
@dennisheyes4561 Рік тому
All he needs to secure the insanity defense is hire Rudy.
@sandella11
@sandella11 Рік тому
Yes….I think so…😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@gfx4u1716
@gfx4u1716 Рік тому
The real announcement came an hour later. They all fell for it!😆
@georgelewis8798
@georgelewis8798 Рік тому
Dear Mr. Kimmel, you Sir are completely awesome Sir 😎👍
@JennyLouLou
@JennyLouLou Рік тому
I couldn't wait for you to cover this absurdity Jimmy!
@johntalbott1553
@johntalbott1553 Рік тому
I waited all day
@hazelanderson1479
@hazelanderson1479 Рік тому
And I wasn’t disappointed either!
@stuartb3609
@stuartb3609 Рік тому
Jimmy probably gave his writers the day off. Saw the ‘Florida Man’s’ announcement and said ‘I’ve got this. The jokes just write themselves’.
@Giftedtib
@Giftedtib Рік тому
Ikr!!
@Mike-zr6yg
@Mike-zr6yg Рік тому
Lmao same
@sportycornelius6856
@sportycornelius6856 Рік тому
Pathetic but he's laughing all the way to the bank.
@bobbybussell297
@bobbybussell297 Рік тому
The grift never stops 🤣🤣
@r.mcbride2837
@r.mcbride2837 Рік тому
Shameless, isn't he? Nothing embarrasses him. And those dumbsh*ts that follow him just lap it up. 😑
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому
And neither does the cringe!
@bobbybussell297
@bobbybussell297 Рік тому
And to think this moron was president 🤯
@eimisavageofficial9196
@eimisavageofficial9196 Рік тому
Don't type while drunk karen..r u ok
@BaconTomatoCheese
@BaconTomatoCheese Рік тому
And neither do the dumbasses that keep falling for it!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Рік тому
Not gonna lie: when Trump got Covid I was very disappointed it didn't take him. But watching him slowly degrade to a pathetic burning trashpile trying to grift with NFTs long after folks have moved past is far, far more amusing! Thank you, universe!
@twist58
@twist58 Рік тому
When it was announced he caught COVID, my family and I were laughing our butts off. No sympathy and justified.
@billthecat129
@billthecat129 Рік тому
Karma is good!
@sv2697
@sv2697 Рік тому
It will be better once they put the traitor in cuffs.
@Betis91
@Betis91 Рік тому
Disappointed it didn't take you😂
@judithacena4330
@judithacena4330 Рік тому
🤣😅🤣🤣
@larrygrandelf6205
@larrygrandelf6205 Рік тому
When the truth is funnier than comedy! 😂😂😂😂
@benstevinson764
@benstevinson764 Рік тому
Jimmy kimmell Live is the best TV Show in the United States of America!!! 🇺🇸🗽
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Рік тому
Superheroes don't announce they are Superheroes. First rule of being one is not taking credit for being one. This is more of a super villian move. The only announcement I want to hear is that he is being convicted for his crimes.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 Рік тому
"I am here to announce that I am being arrested as we shpeak. My charges will be so big, some would say the biggest of all time. Nobody will be charged as much as me. Covfefe." - Donald Trump
@lawrencelampke6007
@lawrencelampke6007 Рік тому
As are millions of others
@sojournerkarunatruth4406
@sojournerkarunatruth4406 Рік тому
I mean we gotta wait a little longer; he’s hiding something obscene ( have we gotten a copy of his taxes yet )? The truth will show in time ⏰ 12:12 🌞
@arielperez797
@arielperez797 Рік тому
Like how a good person never says they are a good person. Its hard to believe what comes out of anyones mouth...specially when in front of the camera.
@NizamuddinAshrafiMisbahi
@NizamuddinAshrafiMisbahi Рік тому
Ahhh kkkk uuu
@eternalskeptic
@eternalskeptic Рік тому
He invited He incited They rioted Then he denied it Even though he'd implied it Now he must be indicted
@cherylleech785
@cherylleech785 Рік тому
🎯
@mrsdraper171
@mrsdraper171 Рік тому
Love it.
@jaylovespti
@jaylovespti Рік тому
Should already be a year and a half into his sentence!
@WoodysAR
@WoodysAR Рік тому
That is almost a HAIKU...
@gunner678
@gunner678 Рік тому
👍
@censusgary
@censusgary Рік тому
I would enter that sweepstakes if the prize were never having to hear about Con Man Don again.
@ThunderDog97
@ThunderDog97 Рік тому
"based on his life and his career" - yeah, I remember when trump was an astronaut, a Nascar driver, a cowboy, a Superhero.... yeah, what an excellent biography of tRump's life. 🤣😂
@kimkristensen2816
@kimkristensen2816 Рік тому
He has hit rock bottom. What a perfetic little person with no shame what so ever. The world is laughing of this loony
@Michiganian8
@Michiganian8 Рік тому
It’s at us. They’re watching this online & mentioning the word Americans 🤦🏽‍♀️
@ronaldblackburn8947
@ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому
@@Michiganian8 In our defence, maybe we can say we are just joking??
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Рік тому
There's a LOT to unpack from that so-called announcement by Clownigula, but the one that stays with me was the dinner prize where he said "I don't know if that's an amazing prize but it's what we have." The way he said it, it was less of a humblebrag and more sad admission that his star is fading. And I'm loving every second of it!
@joniheisenberg6691
@joniheisenberg6691 Рік тому
Clownigula 🤡🤣
@elegantgypsyrose5328
@elegantgypsyrose5328 Рік тому
I use Lord Cheeto
@carvalone3076
@carvalone3076 Рік тому
FG zoom call!!!! He must have Rudy back in his team
@genacarrasca4878
@genacarrasca4878 Рік тому
Dinner at McDonald's with lotsa, lotsa ketchup🤣🤣🤣
@forgottenheritage2845
@forgottenheritage2845 Рік тому
HOPEFULLY your favourite president. That is a big giveaway that he knows the game is up!
@dbcocktails
@dbcocktails Рік тому
Those kids went from pumped to dejected when you mentioned their logo. Why deflate their enthusiasm?
@nancymathisen9707
@nancymathisen9707 Рік тому
How did we get here? How is this possible? Who would have believed this was going to happen back in 2015?
@kelst75
@kelst75 Рік тому
Every time I think he can't get any more ridiculous, he goes and proves me wrong.
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 Рік тому
The people buying this garbage are truly pathetic!
@kenrickeason
@kenrickeason Рік тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@spacewizard3984
@spacewizard3984 Рік тому
😂😂
@sawtooth808
@sawtooth808 Рік тому
“I can’t do this anymore” - Steve Bannon on support for Donald Trump (!)
@last7509
@last7509 Рік тому
Ridiculous? He's cashing in while he can. While you head back to your next shift at walmart 😂
@Tessmage_Tessera
@Tessmage_Tessera Рік тому
Every time you think Trump couldn't possibly go any lower... he does.
@susaneva520eva9
@susaneva520eva9 Рік тому
Grifting is in his super power
@brando7266
@brando7266 Рік тому
Wait till he gets indicted, it's only gonna get funnier,to watch him go down,
@corpsmankind
@corpsmankind Рік тому
Lower as in becoming intriguing to the youth!? Marketing genius.
@debherr1261
@debherr1261 Рік тому
Well said
@debherr1261
@debherr1261 Рік тому
@@brando7266 have to make one of trump guilty
@meganbarber3599
@meganbarber3599 Рік тому
The censorship part had me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Those were the best ones by far!
@azinadal
@azinadal Рік тому
For all of you laughing saying you almost fell off your couch when you heard the announcement, I was on a treadmill😮 for real! I almost had a heart attack 😂😂😂😂
@patcolin2
@patcolin2 Рік тому
😂🤣😂
@EricCartman915
@EricCartman915 Рік тому
I'll pray for the injuries you got from falling off
@naysneedle5707
@naysneedle5707 Рік тому
All reports of his announcement should have come with warnings. I laughed so hard I started hyperventilating 🤣
@patcolin2
@patcolin2 Рік тому
@@naysneedle5707 OMG...LOL...😂
@angrycamping
@angrycamping Рік тому
They're sold out!🤣🤣🤣
@krisklopf1901
@krisklopf1901 Рік тому
When I heard the announcement from Trump I could not wait to hear what Jimmy had to say!!!🤣😂
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому
Can't wait to hear Stephen cover this!
@Mike-zr6yg
@Mike-zr6yg Рік тому
Lol same
@-danR
@-danR Рік тому
My only reservation is that I can imagine, to the extent those 'cards' are genuinely non-fungible, that enough non-Trumpezoids would put out $100 to have in perpetuity the _dumbest_ attempt at self-promotion in the history of the human race. And it could be Trump is consciously banking on that paradox. He would never have 'won' the -election- Electoral College without the help of CNN, NYT, etc. and pre-Musk Twitter, a fact that he has gloated over in his more candid moments.
@Nola50
@Nola50 Рік тому
Can't wait to see what SNL does with it too
@fionamackie3357
@fionamackie3357 Рік тому
I'm hanging out for Sunday morning my time (Aus) to see Tommy Campbell's UKposts video😂 Jimmy did not disappoint!!!
@loue-black
@loue-black Рік тому
The 'Con' never stops with this felon...Time for the SC/DOJ/AG to make sure he visits a Judge & Jury real soon
@headcode
@headcode Рік тому
“Dinner with me.” What, a cheap McDonald’s meal? Hard pass…
@Tick421
@Tick421 Рік тому
Honestly, Saturday night live should just play this commercial because you can’t even parody it. It’s already a parody.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Рік тому
Totally pathetic 🙄🤯
@robertgotschall1246
@robertgotschall1246 Рік тому
Trump's greatest crime, destroying satire.
@dagarza1010
@dagarza1010 Рік тому
No doubt in our hearts, sir. 😆😆😆
@myplan8166
@myplan8166 Рік тому
@@robertgotschall1246 😂😂😂
@eddyjimenez-scorpio
@eddyjimenez-scorpio Рік тому
You know whats goofier about Trumps latest grift? Ppl will buy this bullshit and keep paying for his lawyers. This dude has to be the sleaziest, greasy weasel ive ever seen in my life! This man was our President, and hes gonna run again. Stop already man, STOP!.
@44dperez
@44dperez Рік тому
5:35 - DAMNIT, JIMMY!!!! Some things, you just can't UNSEE!!! LOL
@prettybullet7728
@prettybullet7728 Рік тому
I almost fell off the couch laughing when I found out what his big announcement was.
@lexyswope
@lexyswope Рік тому
I could have ended up with flies in my mouth.
@troyseffrood2972
@troyseffrood2972 Рік тому
DRINK-MORE-OVATINE
@elirien4264
@elirien4264 Рік тому
@@troyseffrood2972 I understood that reference.
@lesliecurran1704
@lesliecurran1704 Рік тому
If it wasn't so expensive, it could be used as a joke gift. You know one of those things that elicits laughs and that nobody actually wants.
@truthhurts3524
@truthhurts3524 Рік тому
That “one TERM-inator, Donald Trump” line was great. Think the audience missed it. 🤣😂🤣
@brandonfields4927
@brandonfields4927 Рік тому
Well, it is a Kimmel audience and not a Colbert audience. They're not the brightest lights on Hollywood boulevard.
@ashlibabbitt1111
@ashlibabbitt1111 Рік тому
@@brandonfields4927 WAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE WIBBWEWS ARE BEING MEAN TO PWEZUDINT TWUMPP!!!!! MOMMY MAKE THEM STOP!!!!
@lauriejones4507
@lauriejones4507 Рік тому
@@brandonfields4927 a lot of us ARE Colbert's audience as well. Sorry you aren't smart enough to get jokes from multiple entertainers... 🙄
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 Рік тому
@@brandonfields4927 Both audiences are great. They laugh at the wannabe fascist dic(k)tator!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Рік тому
Wonderful show, this is!
@frankgonzalez2726
@frankgonzalez2726 Рік тому
The sad thing about all this is that there are people that are buying these cards how embarrassing ....
@jackjones7314
@jackjones7314 Рік тому
This is sad...just sad.
@peregrinesmith1117
@peregrinesmith1117 Рік тому
I honestly laughed until I cried when I saw Trumpies cards.
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 Рік тому
He lost a lot of weight. 😄🤣😂
@sirdavidoftor3413
@sirdavidoftor3413 Рік тому
Can’t wait to see the memes! Stay safe, stay sane, stay Strong
@veedubbya
@veedubbya Рік тому
Is it just a coincidence that on some of those cards, he looks a little like Putin?
@adamb89
@adamb89 Рік тому
I didn't believe it at first. I thought it was a big joke, but then I started seeing it being reported on multiple reputable news outlets. I still had a hard time believing it. I mean this is a level of cartoonish idiocy normally reserved for political cartoons by someone's opposition to make them look stupid, but he unironically did it to himself thinking it was a good idea.
@BruceBaillie1
@BruceBaillie1 Рік тому
Dinner with Dumpsterfire would be of the finest and most expensive tablefare...and him sticking you with the tab.
@johnhammond9962
@johnhammond9962 Рік тому
he would too
@jackderipper2233
@jackderipper2233 Рік тому
The 3rd place winner gets a stolen classified document.
@jackderipper2233
@jackderipper2233 Рік тому
Last place "winner" has to spend a day with Eric.
@geoffstockton
@geoffstockton Рік тому
Dre clapping for Biden was priceless.
@ACE-ze1qg
@ACE-ze1qg Рік тому
I can't decide if I have the dirtiest mind possible or if the makers of This Week In Unnecessary Censorship are driving me there
@arnoldsherrill2585
@arnoldsherrill2585 Рік тому
Stephen Colbert is going to have a field day with this announcement it's literally going to write itself when it comes to that part of the monologue
@mort8143
@mort8143 Рік тому
He's not funny.
@DonariaRegia
@DonariaRegia Рік тому
@@mort8143 He's hilarious! The "Better Know a District" series on the Daily Show was killing it. He got Jack Abramoff to appear and slipped him a benjamin "as a bribe", then got a sitting member of congress to state the reasons he likes cocaine. He was unleashed on Comedy Central. He's not allowed to have as much fun on CBS but he still gets a lot of zingers in.
@simonmarlan8528
@simonmarlan8528 Рік тому
@@mort8143you obviously don’t get his humour.
@jjmike201243
@jjmike201243 Рік тому
Colbert already has an animation made I bet?
@sciencewins8798
@sciencewins8798 Рік тому
It's sad that Trevor missed this one..
@jerometaperman7102
@jerometaperman7102 Рік тому
It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud in my cubicle when I read it. I knew right away that it would be a good night for late night talk show hosts.
@DonariaRegia
@DonariaRegia Рік тому
Only ninety-nine dollars! That's less than a hundred!
@elirien4264
@elirien4264 Рік тому
@@DonariaRegia I'm surprised it's not $99.99!
@jerometaperman7102
@jerometaperman7102 Рік тому
It’s the best price for nothing I’ve ever seen!
@DonariaRegia
@DonariaRegia Рік тому
@@elirien4264 The $0.99 would be for shipping 😅
@salted_peanuts
@salted_peanuts Рік тому
even i don't understand English that much i always love to see u guys show ! always make my day !
@peterduncan5826
@peterduncan5826 Рік тому
Best laugh I’ve had in ages!🤣
@sethabel4315
@sethabel4315 Рік тому
Jimmy's best on this one: "Did you know you used to be President of the United States?"
@Nola50
@Nola50 Рік тому
I can't wait to see what Saturday Night Live does with this
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Рік тому
Yes, yes, YES!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@ArtsCO2024
@ArtsCO2024 Рік тому
"Caveat emptor, suckers!" - Plumpy da clown (laughing all the way to the hoosegow!)
@saltau3734
@saltau3734 Рік тому
The world has been laughing at the US since 2016 but this is next level. I am so sorry and embarrassed for the sane Americans.
@rickbaines1977
@rickbaines1977 Рік тому
From England I think this is the most embarrassing thing he has done and there are a lot of other things. If his cult don’t start realising now what a grifter he is they are beyond help. The world is laughing.
@senanshortt5521
@senanshortt5521 Рік тому
We’re howlin here in Ireland too🙈
@khefrenka2348
@khefrenka2348 Рік тому
His cult has been beyond help for a while now.
@tsukiaquamooncat2041
@tsukiaquamooncat2041 Рік тому
The sane Americans agree with you guys. Honestly, he just makes me want to move to Vancouver to live with my girlfriend.
@thewatchmen4920
@thewatchmen4920 Рік тому
7 million followers will 💰💸💳🤑💵. It got to be the best 🚬🗣️💨💨💨💨 he's smoking. I'm getting me a bag 😎
@armiesep8710
@armiesep8710 Рік тому
@ Orby.....I know I am an American live in California. This announcement is embarrassing, I know the world watches! That's why he no🤦‍♀️ longer president, frankly he never should of been president. Now I just pray, God removes him one way or another.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Рік тому
He has figured out he can hawk anything to his cult and make millions. The cult is already melting over this but the grift continues.
@jackderipper2233
@jackderipper2233 Рік тому
So glad my parents raised me wise enough to never join a cult. Thanks Mom and Dad!
@larrygarland3728
@larrygarland3728 Рік тому
I bet that he could get some of his cult to buy his used toilet paper!
@maxmartin2763
@maxmartin2763 Рік тому
What percentage of Mara Lardo supporters know what an NFT is and then own a crypto wallet to store it? I'm guessing ZERO %. LOL!
@Spiritof_76
@Spiritof_76 Рік тому
You can put your receipt for a random $99 NFT on the mantle next to your Trumpie Bear.
@ronaldblackburn8947
@ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому
@@Spiritof_76 Trumpie Bear.. Hahaha. Thanks for reminding me forgot about that one. saw that commercial on Tv..couldn't believe it at the time
@candacecarroll9033
@candacecarroll9033 Рік тому
I don't even know where to start! Dinner, an amazing prize... omg.
@avictorbell2835
@avictorbell2835 Рік тому
A fool and his money are still easily parted I see
@humblebeat
@humblebeat Рік тому
The modern take on commemorative coins and plates.
@hazelanderson1479
@hazelanderson1479 Рік тому
Franklin Mint must be kicking themselves that they hadn’t thought of this first.
@fubartotale3389
@fubartotale3389 Рік тому
The same con as religion, selling an imaginary product.
@janicebunch7599
@janicebunch7599 Рік тому
He has been selling gimmicks for some time now with coins, flags, cards. He had "maga man wrapping paper with a superman pose
@ronaldblackburn8947
@ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому
@@janicebunch7599 Don't leave out Trumpie Bears!
@sweett2185
@sweett2185 Рік тому
@@janicebunch7599 true, but his cult receives those items. These can only be viewed from afar.
@MrShesawitch
@MrShesawitch Рік тому
Serious question. How does one "trade" digital cards?
@dennisheyes4561
@dennisheyes4561 Рік тому
Trump: It's a very simple process... very simple. You have the both persons send their account information in to me in order to verify the transaction, and at the bottom of the page where it says "transpher" you click "Yes." Just like what my third wife said when the divorce lawyer asked if she needed any help... What was her name again? Rudy: The divorce lawyer, or your wife? Trump: My wife stupid... Anyway, Then the money will be transferred from both your accounts... and the person, very lucky person to have such good friends - - will have the card added to their account. Then my pal Rudy... great guy. Treated so unfairly, but of course... not as unfairly as I have been treated. He will manually go in, and delete the old card from the first persons account. Rudy: HEY BOSS. I got an idea... how about they load the image onto their phones, and then trade the phones... Trump: Because I don't make any money that way stupid...
@ronaldblackburn8947
@ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому
@@dennisheyes4561 ☝👆👍 Hahaha :) that's a good one! Are you a writer for Jimmy K?
@minkiitwo
@minkiitwo Рік тому
Well said!
@billyd8780
@billyd8780 Рік тому
The one with the overcoat and the badge is his tribute to his hero Hershy Walker. Ha ha ha
@mrorangeDenver
@mrorangeDenver Рік тому
Garbage Pal Kids made a comeback.
@jvs333
@jvs333 Рік тому
Guillermo has to be the best sidekick of all times. Guillermo we all love you !!
@TheSandman.
@TheSandman. Рік тому
Wait i thought Jimmy was the side kick 🤭
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Рік тому
@@TheSandman. 😂👍
@timb1319
@timb1319 Рік тому
He's good but he's no Andy Richter
@jvs333
@jvs333 Рік тому
@@timb1319 sorry but disagree Andy was not as openly willing to do anything, nor display an innocent gullibility all in that Guillermo has. Guillermo is just being Guillermo. Andy was playing a character for the sidekick job
@janegardener1662
@janegardener1662 Рік тому
@@jvs333 Jimmy is willing to humiliate Guillermo on national TV for laughs. Not funny at all.
@SleepNeed
@SleepNeed Рік тому
As soon as I saw the Trump NFTs, my first thought was: What the hell did I just see? My second thought was: Holy hell, this is hysterical, I can't wait to see the late-night comics tear this apart.
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 Рік тому
Exactly!🤣
@COLTS-xy9nu
@COLTS-xy9nu Рік тому
Same
@patharasown
@patharasown Рік тому
I think they might call it quits...you can't top this. I think someone should hack in a series of fake cards.
@bren6967
@bren6967 Рік тому
@@patharasown Never say "you can't top this" when it comes to truly stupid people. Their reply will always be "Oh yeah? Hold my beer." Also, I can hear "challenge accepted" coming from thousands of amazingly skillful hackers.
@THINJIMI
@THINJIMI Рік тому
He doesn’t realize he’s the laughingstock of the United States.
@abh15funk
@abh15funk Рік тому
Unnecessary censorship was too hilarious ! 😂
@charliegreyfriars3691
@charliegreyfriars3691 Рік тому
No purchase necessary? That's easy.
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 Рік тому
Couldn't wait for your take on the Chief Grifter's BIGLY announcement.
@chessdad182
@chessdad182 Рік тому
Unbelievable. By someone who admits he is BETTER than Washington and Lincoln. Sadly delusional.
@benstevinson764
@benstevinson764 Рік тому
Jimmy kimmell is Awesome!!! 😎👍
@jibblehardicardi3827
@jibblehardicardi3827 Рік тому
Just wow. Ricky Gervais must be kicking himself that he didn't hire trump as a writer for 'the office'.
@franklinsfriend2035
@franklinsfriend2035 Рік тому
It’s hard to believe that he would embarrass himself like this. He’s either losing it completely or setting up an insanity defense.
@markedly1013
@markedly1013 Рік тому
Losing it completely? That happened a long time ago.
@HardRockMaster7577
@HardRockMaster7577 Рік тому
Are you talking about the guy in the White House?
@wvp07
@wvp07 Рік тому
Or rather, this is who he has always been the entire time.
@haggler
@haggler Рік тому
@@HardRockMaster7577 Trump
@snafufubar
@snafufubar Рік тому
@@HardRockMaster7577 oh and it's a deflection....missed the net completely, again
@lindadeal3344
@lindadeal3344 Рік тому
🙏 🙏 Please make him go away!
@LosIzmad
@LosIzmad Рік тому
This made my head hurt, 😆
@404_profile_not_found
@404_profile_not_found Рік тому
The Trump announcement feels like a 3am infomercial featuring 5 cd collections of dutch folk music. All it needed was an "act now and get one more _____ absolutely free!" And pretty sure but the nft game is all played out
@elirien4264
@elirien4264 Рік тому
🤣🤣
@Meyersci
@Meyersci Рік тому
All it needs now is a dire warning to "Act now! Due to supply chain issues, we cannot guarantee the availability..."
@scottlumpkin7023
@scottlumpkin7023 Рік тому
I passed milk thru my nose when the first card hit this AM….I laffed my azz off. The orange florida man is certifiably INSANE!….and so is anyone who is even contemplating buying one of these as an investment!
@ronaldblackburn8947
@ronaldblackburn8947 Рік тому
Oh don't worry..he will have plenty of buyers..they are called magats as we all know. By the way..How's that wall going that they paid for??
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 Рік тому
My favourite is Trump in the cowboy outfit as « High Plains Grifter ».
@screachingmobster1774
@screachingmobster1774 Рік тому
Still made $4,500,000 on an asset that already doubled in value an hour after the last one sold…
@shirleyandrews1152
@shirleyandrews1152 Рік тому
😂🤣🤪I didn’t think he could get any lower. He even out did the pillow guy‼️🤣😂
@PoppyKumo
@PoppyKumo Рік тому
In another universe, trump is definitely a mega church pastor.✨
@alexphoenix9208
@alexphoenix9208 Рік тому
To credit his self-claimed genius, he must have made that "ad" before he "saw" the cards. And.... there at the end: "No purchase necessary." 🧐 I thought they were 99 wasted dollars.
@fcolon100
@fcolon100 Рік тому
Guillermo!! Mi madre 🤣🤣🤣
@RedRomanov
@RedRomanov Рік тому
Imagine selling cards of yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm having a second hand cringe pain
@teckyoon4280
@teckyoon4280 Рік тому
Trump is just a funnier version of Herschel flashing his fake police badge.
@nlx78
@nlx78 Рік тому
Of course including him getting grift money
@ladyv5655
@ladyv5655 Рік тому
In Herschel's defense, he conceded defeat and went away after losing.
@sharkhammr
@sharkhammr Рік тому
@@ladyv5655 it's rather sad that that's a commendable thing now. God, the bar has been lowered so much.
@franck3279
@franck3279 Рік тому
Hershell probably forgot 3 new babies ago he was candidate.
@5309backbeat
@5309backbeat Рік тому
The thing is they sold out Go Figure
@karentiger8812
@karentiger8812 Рік тому
The fact that Dump said the cards were depicting "his life and career" and not a single one had anything to even do with his life or career. 🤦‍♀️ I was speechless the first time I saw the announcement. He is so broke and desperate from all his lawsuits that even his sweepstakes are for things that cost him nothing. As I saw in another comment section... "If I wanted to have a Big Mac with a clown I would just go to McDonald's."
@petrathomas554
@petrathomas554 Рік тому
I thought I saw one with him playing golf though :-)
@MrTheHillfolk
@MrTheHillfolk Рік тому
If there was one of him grabbing a lady by the cat, well it's kinda tempting to get one. I'd never pay for it though , actually there's probably a photoshop meme already I should just go check.
@karentiger8812
@karentiger8812 Рік тому
@@jds3068 well apparently it is also something you can "win" from his "sweepstakes of crap that costs him nothing"
@goodgame3374
@goodgame3374 Рік тому
He used to be an astronaut, a sheriff, & a muscular hero with super powers before he become Martin Shkreli in the body of Rodney Dangerfield.
@nylalady3509
@nylalady3509 Рік тому
That was perfect.
@raysaunier8071
@raysaunier8071 Рік тому
I remember someone saying “blah, blah, blah…long snapper.”
@briankimzey6519
@briankimzey6519 Рік тому
This is F@cking HILARIOUS 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣
@sheena828
@sheena828 Рік тому
“Literally cards against humanity “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love you jimmy
@DoYouLoveTheSilverHairedGod
@DoYouLoveTheSilverHairedGod Рік тому
That western one kills me. “The Crisco Kid”
@bokani79
@bokani79 Рік тому
Sitting on Santa’s Lap is the most creepy thing American parents decided to expose their children to.
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