the godfather is back

Stop outrunning me, you’re so unfair

Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on UKposts! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona

Your videos are the best that I’ve seen in a while you made my day❤🎉 edit: :)

It's my first time here on your channel, it's very good, I really liked the videos, they're really cool.

These footsteps when you run in rooms sound like a fast running steam train engine, rooms literally has the most satisfying background sounds, ngl.

this was the most enjoyable hour of my life thanks for this life changing speedrun thats legit no cheats

what gaming chair do you use?

Man I’m so happy they added the ability to jump in doors 0:37

kardin explaining why he doesn't have legs

If I may ask, what exploit are you using and what executor?

Already looking at the video, 1 hour is a really short amount of time. Goody joby matey argy argy argy 🏴‍☠️

im happy your giving blitz his biggest workout routine

"its not hacks, its super power"

Hey Kardin, what were ur noncheats u used

hey yoo what sup,i cant belive how exploit doors speedrun is insane like 1 hour is like beating the roms bro,at least u are a legend

W speedrun Nice gaming chair btw

Guys, he didn't cheat at door 50. He was just too fast he broke the sound barrier, therefore the figure couldn't hear him. The same for the lock thing, he just casually scared the lock off due to his speed.

May i ask wich executor u use?

btw how do you still exploit isnt it fixed im pretty sure you can only expolit on emulators but i seen you dont use that how do you even managed to do that?

This is what i've been waiting for. A real Backdoor + Hotel + Rooms speedrun.

He isn’t afraid of dying, dying is afraid of him.

Hey I’m subbed and I have one question how do you get speed and highlights of doors and hiding spots

bro how do you unpass the new bythron (I don't remember name) thingy?

Even though you had cheats enabled,it was fun that the monsters of Doors mode were trying to catch up with you 😂😂😂

Wow! You are so good at speed runs! Speedrun getting all badges in doors next!!!

I love how he still had the honesty to keep locked doors and not walk through them, definetly without cheats!

He doesn’t cheat he gets women (his typical Saturday night) 🙇🏼‍♀️👏🙇🏼‍♀️👏🙇🏼‍♀️👏

thank you kardin for posting again

Good gaming chair dude, your gaming chair makes you see the entitys and highlight the doors, always use that gaming chair

how did u get hacks and the pc hacks are down?? pls tell me which executor are u using

“It’s not hacks, he just has a good gaming chair”

this is actually very satisfying to watch.

Kardin where did you get your gaming chair?

Bro I would love to know which software you use this is insane. Plz tell me. I'm begging you😞.

Bro made it through 1200 doors and lived, fastly, truly the ultimate legend

as a real doors expert, A-90 did spawn, when you said, "Thats the slowest A-60 ive seen" that was due to A-90 spawning, when ever A-90 spawns, all entities will slow down to give players a chance. A-90 simply didnt spawn due to lsplash.

What executor you use?

Man that is some good gaming chair. Where did you buy it?

Bro you said no cheats, I might be stupid since I don't do speedruns but how do you set up that and also what is it?

Your the greatest speedrunner ever. I think you have good crocs.

How do you get that thing where it tells you when rush is coming or something

What exeutor you using?

Bro can you tell me what gaming chair you use? Its too good👌

You went hiding From blitz to not hiding? You truly evolved!

what executor do u use?

Hey, Which executor do you use on roblox?

Peak speed run capacity

At first glance he seems like hes hacking but hes just really skilled at the game

how u do this i cant fin any executors what do u use

Even though its my first time watching your vids i love this doors gameplay even though you had speed

god father of roblox speedrun

Kardin Hong is literally him. You're such a nice youtube. Btw what gaming chair do you use?

This man never fails to make me laugh by making gargling noises

damn you are so masterful to do this legit with no hacks respect

he’s so skilled that he can see what’s coming

guys its totally legit he didn't cheat!!!!!!!

What gaming chair do you use

Its not cheats, it is godmode for speedrun! 2:51 noclip through gate 3:28 noclip through wall 4:23 noclip through bookshelf and eyes didn't hurt you 4:34 how do you see through wardrobe 4:44 double noclip through solid things 6:14 HOW door opened itself? 6:41 wardrobe 6:47 noclip through Fireplace 6:54 noclip through Wallis My youtube crashed here so i cant continue count noclips

This video bout be fire I wish I was this good at doors

No Bathroom Break No Dinner Time No Cheats Just Legit Speedrun Huge thanks to L Splash Guild him to anything for this speedrun

Bro how did you activate the highlighted doors?

Sure no hacks or cheating (not trying to hate) and how does he walk through the fireplace maybe it is a super power

Dude what executor are you using?😅

This speedrun was so good, that I almost thought that he was cheating! Kardin Hong would never cheat! Am I right?

WHAT GAME CHAIR ARE YOU USING, ITS SO GOOD

what hack do you use? (I really want to know what hack you use, because I'm really bad at the game and I also don't find many people to help me beat the game, so I really want to know how to use this hack if you don't mind)

Insane run

time entered: type : time completed 0:01 The hunt rooms 2:01 2:24 Regular doors 7:02 7:37 rooms 55:21 55:42 back on track 58:26 58:26 Door 100 1:00:29

how do you get mod? I want the same but I don't know how

No span A-90

Bro finally answered my question that I been thinking for a while

It's not cheating, he just has crocs on sport mode 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This should be an actual speedrun category.

you always turn into a drunk driver in these speedruns and your legs become formula 1 cars

what is name of the ''hack'' what you use???

kardins back with an another speedrun

Can I know the name of the cheats/hacks ? And also if there are no cheats/hacks and only glitches. What is that console in 54:13 ? (No hate)

What gaming chair do you have?

YOOO KARDİN HONG❤❤

this is the most insane legit 100% speedrun i ever saw ever

I really like this guy He breaks the game a lot!

Man joe do you even get these commands

That one guy playing with him getting voided every 2 seconds 0:30

Why so fast

The master is back.

0:35 Blitz couldn't arrive💀

How do you get this program for doors?

The god is back btw can you play doors and use 1M% Modifiers , Use the modifiers : All modifiers active : Uh oh how unfortunate chaos chaos electrical work bad electrical work power shortage lights out el golbino was here el goblino’s payday less stuff out of stuff wear and tear gone fishing soundproofing wet floor bad ventilation locker and loaded key key key key a few placers to hide nowhere to hide Jaminn’ tripped tripped and fell last few breaths last breath my knees are killing me my legs are killing me injuries bad time really bad time worst time ever , worst time ever in earth , El Goblino’s Stealer Payday , Killing Injuries , always watching , double eye , quadruple eye , octuple eye , no more lights , double screech , super hard mode , drakkobloxxers , I can’t walk.. , no more hiding spots.. , wettest floor ever , Stop Right There! , Room for more , Room for much more , Heart Attack Spider , No Guiding light , Curious light , Room for the back , Jeff The Killer!!! , Heart Attack Jack , Much Much Chaos , Dread coming!! , Hasty Haste , Seventh Octuple Power Pancakes , Library Longer , +50 Extra books and +45 extra code numbers in library , Figure Hastened , No Crucifix , +Rooms (1000 extra door) , + Backdoor extra 50 doors , Coming back for minutes , Battle of wits , Dupe Seek Doors , Hardcore Mode , + Extra floor (extra 100 doors) , Shocker , Subspace Tripmine , Ultimate Battle of Wits , Duped Keys , Extra 130 Doors , Double Dread , Double Figure , Double A-90 , Bigger Rooms (Takes longer to beat a room) , (affects rooms and all floors too) ,Many Seekers (there will be 16 Seek chase ) (more seek chases if it includes other floors and rooms) , Cheats Disabled , Gaming chairs disabled , no Jeff , Dupe Closets , Double Jack Closet , Double lever (in lever rooms) , A-200??? , Harder Doors , banana peels , rushes during seek chases , All Doors entities on rooms , Hide Entity Everywhere , End of times

i must say this is pure skill. no cheats.

Bro how do you exploit after the new byfron but still congrats bro the whole game in one hour that's crazy!

Is it normal to have a90 come only once or twice in a full a1000 run?

He is himothy

He just has a good gaming chair guys

Imagine you not having speed or xray though that would be a thinknoodles speedrun bro

bro is like (running for the end) me is like (walking but when is rush I run) my brother (timer speedrun on computer and live)

very fardin momento

BRO OMG U R DA FASTEST THING ALIVE! (Sonic the Hedgehog Reference)

how to make such a speed teleports me back and does not let me go please tell me how and the code for the script please

Bro didn't hack, bro actually had the MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE modifier!