drax not having social skills for ten minutes
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@hiccuphufflepuff176 2 роки тому
It's a shame Drax never got to meet Vision. Those two trying to explain social norms to each other would be like the blind leading the deaf.
@shooterDisease 2 роки тому
‘A pinch of paprika, a pinch…’ ‘Ah see here android it’s to induce fear into your meal so it tastes better when we consume it now pinch the spice’
@E.h.a.n Рік тому
@@shooterDisease I need to see this happen
@randomfactory3446 Рік тому
I watched both Gaurdians of the Galaxy and I don’t remember anyone named vision when can you see them
@arlainecarinugan3703 Рік тому
@@randomfactory3446 r u trolling
@randomfactory3446 Рік тому
@@arlainecarinugan3703 nope i’m just stupid
@justyouraverageblackstar3672 Рік тому
I love how his relationship with Mantis is literally just a ping-pong match of social ineptitude
@jstir6437 Рік тому
Drax and Mantis’s relationship is my favorite one in the MCU.
@MetaITurtle 11 місяців тому
Drax is my favy of all timez
@Netherwolf6100 11 місяців тому
One of my favorite brother/sister relationships in recent media.
@inarisarp 11 місяців тому
I'm smiling. I heard it's what you do to make people like you 😬 Not when you do it like that.
@narganeg 11 місяців тому
@@jstir6437 was your favorite relationship in the mcu* 😭
@Nobody-iv2ot Рік тому
If Drax can get a wife while having no social skills, so can I.
@mishadude2478 Рік тому
I believe in you, man 💪 I did it too
@kingjohan1335 Рік тому
Drax is a made up character bro, you’re gonna die alone
@dmgroberts5471 Рік тому
"You just need to find someone pathetic, like you." (Acts like this is good advice, and not massively insulting and demeaning.)
@liliantan2379 Рік тому
It's only a fictional universe, the director can input anything.
@Shinja_Sleepwalker Рік тому
@@dmgroberts5471 lol when I read your comment, I read it in Drax's voice instinctively in my head 😂😂
@painteddragon8496 Рік тому
Drax has actually been in every single marvel movie created, just he has been standing so still we missed him
@Scheboygan8767 Рік тому
You stole this comment😭
@painteddragon8496 Рік тому
@@Scheboygan8767 how tf can you steal a comment? we can have the same thoughts you know lol
@ThiefOfNavarre Рік тому
@@painteddragon8496 Indeed, there is rarely anything truly original these days!
@fragrance7768 11 місяців тому
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
@Rhyskendall8 11 місяців тому
Was that when he was played by John Cena?
@epicgamerzfail4575 3 роки тому
Just remember, Drax had a wife and kids.
@wingedbluj1674 3 роки тому
I think it was just a wife and daughter
@Vertutame 3 роки тому
and he probably told his kid about how he made her.
@AkkarisFox 3 роки тому
@@Vertutame Is there a human culture where this is widely accepted as normal?
@lazykahn1979 3 роки тому
@@AkkarisFox rule 34 perhaps
@nieznanyprzesladowca120 3 роки тому
@@Vertutame And it was beautiful
@umerkhawaja3051 3 роки тому
The scenes where we can't see Drax in the movie, he's there. He's just standing so incredibly still.
@Godzillafan-tv1ks 3 роки тому
No he’s moving. It’s just so slow, it’s imperceptible.
@tyrekeism6153 3 роки тому
@@Godzillafan-tv1ks actually he’s moving so fast that perceivably we think he’s standing still
@halo7737 3 роки тому
@Durka Durka I swear as much as I love the franchise, most Marvel fans are just suuuuuuper not funny.
@Omunix 3 роки тому
@Dawdle Rubbish I-
@dbodooley 3 роки тому
Excellent. Stolen comment that has been used many times.
@beyondbackwater4933 Рік тому
"Heyyy! There's no need to get personal!" After roasting her for an hour is comedy gold.
@benschiemer Рік тому
And only after she insults his entire race, a statement that is not at all personal
@nullbeyondo Рік тому
@@benschiemer he indirectly did too since it is his first time seeing her race too.
@mastergamingdude6191 11 місяців тому
Too good 😂😂
@randommf3549 11 місяців тому
Lol
@TeddyG221 10 місяців тому
when in the video is this?
@ccggenius 2 роки тому
How dare you, Drax's social skills are impeccable. They are merely so subtle as to be imperceptible.
@cybremystica93 Рік тому
STOP 💀💀💀✋🏻✋🏻
@sajjadsaddam2012 Рік тому
Thats a lot of long words
@MetaITurtle 11 місяців тому
How truth you
@SPEKTR_93 11 місяців тому
just like my father leaving to get the milk
@Halibel764 11 місяців тому
That comment should become a T-Shirt.
@austinhall3937 3 роки тому
Batista didn't act in this movie. I'm convinced he just showed up on set and they decided to keep rolling
@axebomber2108 3 роки тому
He took a wrong turn in the pit of danger.
@sonnyfox8407 3 роки тому
@@axebomber2108 I WALKED FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER
@deejaydj6013 3 роки тому
He appeared out of nowhere and no one realised because he had mastered invisibility
@katkenobi6765 3 роки тому
@@deejaydj6013 Dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jeffblackjack2 3 роки тому
he appeared only when he moved. Otherwise he was invisible.
@arianschnabel6814 3 роки тому
the funny thing is when he is roasting the shit out of her, he has no evil intention. He's just helplessly honest
@liversuccess1420 2 роки тому
Exactly. When he says he tried to let her down easy by telling her she's disgusting, he genuinely believes it. Drax is the best!
@mothiurNCL 2 роки тому
ASD feature (Asperger)
@magnadelusor4249 2 роки тому
@@mothiurNCL I don’t think so as it’s just a cultural trait of his people
@mothiurNCL 2 роки тому
@@magnadelusor4249 in sci-fi movies they're representing different learning abilities and cultures of humans.
@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 2 роки тому
“I meant no disrespect!”
@erichammer8434 2 роки тому
"Finger to the throat means death.". Greatest finishing line EVER!!
@notoriouszig Рік тому
Metaphor.
@jgreico11 Рік тому
@@notoriouszig Sorta
@cunningsmile4166 Рік тому
Close enough
@aestheticcat8976 Рік тому
@@notoriouszig 😭😭
@somethingclever2180 23 дні тому
@@cunningsmile4166you missed something there
@plasmatic3223 Рік тому
It is a crime Dave doesn't have an oscar yet for keeping the straightest face while delivering the funniest lines
@havenbontz1562 11 місяців тому
Dave Bautistas bad acting makes the character
@rynemcgriffin1752 11 місяців тому
@@havenbontz1562Or is he intentionally doing this and he’s actually a good actor?
@Jey_Frost 11 місяців тому
@@havenbontz1562 dude watch the blade runner 2049 movie. He kicks ass. Actually a really good actor
@juanjoyaborja.3054 11 місяців тому
@@havenbontz1562 Watch Dune. It’ll change your whole perspective on him.
@jayrivers8478 3 роки тому
"Kick names, take ass." "Yeah that's right."
@AwesomeDude799 3 роки тому
My favorite line. 🤣☠
@nicholasgallegos4477 3 роки тому
The ya that right haha
@Sizzlik 3 роки тому
Kick bubblegum and chew ass
@andrewphillips4266 3 роки тому
I personally find that much more scary XD
@KKRCeb 3 роки тому
lolll 1k like
@michaelmurphy8126 3 роки тому
Dave Batista kills this role and is such a humble person in real life.
@gream9412 3 роки тому
Just like Drax he's very humble
@yakinyamaddi 3 роки тому
"i too, am extrordinarily humble"
@MostlyPennyCat 3 роки тому
Drax's script was fantastic in the first film, garbage after that. He went from being hyperliteral to being a moron.
@Ilkanar 3 роки тому
@@MostlyPennyCat its just like.... your opinion man
@LunaS043 3 роки тому
I knew Batista when he was a Wrestler, when he betrayed Rey Mysterio and became the BIGGEST douche I hated the man so much. Now given this was when I was to young to realize Wrestling is scripted but still.
@twixtwix2915 Рік тому
The “nothing goes over my head” part always gets me
@versatileduplicity9313 Рік тому
😂
@PDAnimation Рік тому
"One's BLUE...!" I know this is Drax's vid, but Bradley's delivery of that line kills me every time XD
@daedricwinters2979 11 місяців тому
Plus the combination of anger and disbelief on his face
@oscairconnolly4716 3 місяці тому
I thought i must be weird for laughing my head time every time I see this scene
@davecameron4223 3 роки тому
Drax’s face when he tells mantis she can pet rocket is priceless
@sarasweightlossjourney4798 3 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@sarasweightlossjourney4798 3 роки тому
AHAHAHA HAHAHA!!! That is called a practical joke hahaha 😂
@aneetashahi5787 3 роки тому
Puppy 😂😂
@sauditate4562 2 роки тому
😬😬😬😲😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
@chumcalmdown 2 роки тому
That's good writing lol
@robsonborba6273 3 роки тому
Drax - "Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast" *_Mantis get hit_* Drax 10 seconds later - "Mantis, look out!"
@john_squatson 2 роки тому
Well, to be fair, it wasn't HIS head
@itsbubblegumgamergirl9998 2 роки тому
@@john_squatson Right
@danielholguin7621 2 роки тому
That was an entire movie later
@wazittuya4092 Рік тому
At least he tells her to look out
@user-ru2ot5wt7r 11 місяців тому
What hit Mantis didn't go over Drax's head literally
@Dovah21 2 роки тому
What kills me the most is how eloquently Drax speaks despite being this dopey musclebound giant.
@Mister-Red 7 місяців тому
I have no idea what eloquently means
@Dovah21 7 місяців тому
@@Mister-RedI'll assume you're being serious, so I'll explain. In this context, speaking eloquently is Drax using high-level vocabulary in his everyday speech patterns. He's a very multi-syllabic dude, which while looking like he does, adds to the comedy of his character.
@terrelldurocher3330 Місяць тому
@@Dovah21a warrior expresses with utmost clarity, I may be a 5 foot 8 pile of bones but I still am a warrior. Fighting for my beliefs.
@AyratHungryStudent Рік тому
7:00 When Drax calls Mantis ugly, you have to remember, he is an alien. They probably have different standards of beauty. For us humans she looks cute and adorable. But for them she might look weak and disgusting.
@vincentvalentine4401 Рік тому
I assume the same way with animals too. Ya never know
@tc_t16163 Рік тому
@@vincentvalentine4401 yeah its been proven that cats think we’re hideous
@ReeYuuJee Рік тому
@@tc_t16163 Animals don't have the cognitive ability of "thought" they only have basic Pavlovian reactions.
@nein236 Рік тому
Cute? If i see that thing when im alone at night im running for my life.
@user-su3wu5fc5j Рік тому
@@nein236 oh no no. she's the one that must run away from me 😈
@PhillipShadid1981 2 роки тому
In Drax's defense. He did sit there for an hour before they noticed him..
@carlos1lan1 2 роки тому
Exactly they only noticed him because he ate
@shinjiprofile Рік тому
And if you watched the part before they noticed him he's actually standing there.
@therealdannyfenton Рік тому
Wait where was he ??
@shinjiprofile Рік тому
@@therealdannyfenton you can spot drax standing still watch at 2:49 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jnl4k6ysbYFqpZs.html
@cj.59 Рік тому
@@shinjiprofile 😂😂😂
@xxwales15xx33 3 роки тому
"He is completely literal, everything will go over his head" *Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are to fast*
@DarkLordofTheSith69 3 роки тому
Skip to film 2 and shrapnel hits mantis in the face ..Mantis Look out
@ProGen6 3 роки тому
@@DarkLordofTheSith69 I laughed way to hard at that one
@sgcastle8389 3 роки тому
That's flex
@shadowling77777 3 роки тому
I love that part lmao
@EXKKK 3 роки тому
What are the odds of *ukposts.info/have/v-deo/hXGnmI2ka6eg1IE.html*
@calebhastings2901 Рік тому
7:55 Wow Drax had some good character development here! He learned how to tell a lie! XD
@Crashgarcia9995 Рік тому
8:11, Even when he’s off screen he’s still funny 😆
@pleaseceasethistomfoolery 11 місяців тому
Off-screen? He's right there.
@Crashgarcia9995 11 місяців тому
@@pleaseceasethistomfooleryOh sorry! He must have stayed so incredibly still in the shot that he became invisible.
@advantage3824 2 роки тому
"You look exactly alike!" "ONE'S BLUE" Drax does not see skin color.
@underatedmazician20 2 роки тому
drax is color blind
@fahmiramlifunartist 2 роки тому
No,drax think yondu married with quill mother and quill has follow his mother's skin. So,LOL
@brightblackgrouse6236 2 роки тому
Drax is unbased
@spicyghost6655 2 роки тому
he can see skin color if not then how did he know gamora is green?
@twitterboimarsaucykgmailcom 2 роки тому
@@spicyghost6655 Dude he meant Drax isn't racist not that he literally can't see skin color. Jesus, people are stupid now a days
@TheMikestastny 3 роки тому
"I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting." Lolol
@therealdannyfenton 3 роки тому
When she says just tell me how you feel 😂
@Matt-wf7ry 3 роки тому
Definitely my favorite of the bunch!
@geraldfrost4710 3 роки тому
She figures it out by the end; "Kickin names and taking ass!"
@trunksx2497 3 роки тому
@@therealdannyfenton yo
@BlissAden 3 роки тому
gerald frost I don’t get that part
@saymyname6726 2 роки тому
I love how he says "I am not a princess" with conviction 😂
@markdaoust9537 Рік тому
"It's not ripe" is actually one of my favourite lines of his. So subtle and quick, but it made me laugh.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому
Me: His sense of humor is never to be found. Drax: Impossible. I never misplace anything.
@danielmediavilla03 3 роки тому
I see, a great man of culture like you is omnipresent in every part of youtube.
@natgarret 3 роки тому
Nice seeing you here
@elmerninis 3 роки тому
Okward comments below
@PajamaManor 3 роки тому
You don't have a mustache.
@merpuffedy 3 роки тому
Dnsjjssis
@Rocky_Creatz 3 роки тому
“Can I pet your puppy? He’s adorable” *”YES”*
@matthalaboo6694 2 роки тому
Drax: That's called a practical joke Mantis: I liked it very much Drax: I just made it up
@El-Burrito 2 роки тому
Props to Mantis for rolling with the punches
@ABJowsey 2 роки тому
420
@chrislangton4662 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/gHmUh42sgoOosKs.html
@adolfemmanuelesparas3922 2 роки тому
I remember when someone asked Uncle Roger if pork is halal.. after a brief pause.. he said "Yes!"
@erikagrace9278 Рік тому
“I thought Yondu was your father” “What? We’ve been together this whole time and you thought yondu was my actual blood relative??” “You look exactly alike!” “Ones blue!!” Gets me everytime 😂
@Lieutenant_Dude 11 місяців тому
In Drax’s defense, he was basically invisible for an hour. He stood there looking at them for an hour before they noticed.
@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe 2 роки тому
"I don't know why they're after us, what a mystery this is." Is definitely my favorite line
@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe 2 роки тому
4:59 for the next time I watch this. It's inevitable.
@Youonyouon 2 роки тому
My favorite moments in gotg: 0:03 (a great introduction to drax as a person) 2:10 (they're just ungrateful!) 2:19 (to be continued...) (at this moment, he knew, he fucked up.) (ah shit, here we go again) 2:36 (why? WHY. Why is she a green whore? She has done nothing whorish. I doubt she has ever gotten laid on the first place, plus, a quote from gamora: "I will not fall prey to you pelvic sorcery") 2:43 (...) 2:51 (imagine if those were the last words you would ever hear) 3:19 (it's your choice if you decideto remove someone's spine, don'tlisten to them drax!)
@Maryannis2prettyyyy Рік тому
Fr it’s so funny for no reason 😭
@dmgroberts5471 Рік тому
And the line that precedes that: "Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries." Thank you, Drax, for sitting on that information until it was not only useless, but unhelpful.
@giovannachavez9911 Рік тому
The way he says it so casual after snitching hahahah😂😂😂
@MrDoot-hj2ir 3 роки тому
I'm convinced that Drax didn't knew what was going on during the entire saga
@johnmartin4119 2 роки тому
I’d like to see a scene of Drax recapping the events of the past films, could be interesting and hilarious
@tiffanyspencer1082 2 роки тому
@@johnmartin4119 him and Luis from Ant-Man
@kevinschafer6345 2 роки тому
or is he the one knowing what's going on while everyone else - including us - don't?
@SaltoDaKid 2 роки тому
Drax: we were taking ass and kicking names.
@bigchungus6478 2 роки тому
I recognise your pfp, from a music video, music flashmob, huw Williams
@transbender5906 Рік тому
“I SAVED QUILL” “We already established that you blowing up the ship I am on is not saving me” “What did we establish that” “Like THREE SECONDS AGO” “I wasn’t listening I was thinking of something else”
@LordChrome375 Рік тому
5:27. I love how Rocket is more dumbfounded by this than Peter.
@victormeyers1860 3 роки тому
“Mantis! Look out!” is easily the funniest part of this movie
@tampa2360 3 роки тому
That and “out of the way, dumber, smaller groot!” are my favorites 😂
@kenb7264 3 роки тому
Lmao Hell Yeah
@ninjareaper3577 3 роки тому
don't forget 2:35
@17sylargino 3 роки тому
Piccolo dodge
@kansergaming3106 3 роки тому
Basically my team when warning me of ganks in ranked games.
@cordelltaylorbkny 3 роки тому
“Anulax batteries.” “Harbulary batteries...” “That’s nothing like what I just said.”
@noahtyre2535 3 роки тому
I laugh every time
@cordelltaylorbkny 3 роки тому
@@noahtyre2535 lowkey funniest moment for me 😂
@sonnyfox8407 3 роки тому
Wrong it’s “Anulax batteries” “H A R B U L A R Y B A T T E R I E S”
@yoshee2532 3 роки тому
4:33
@daemon_08 3 роки тому
That's like funniest of them. I laugh every time
@irick3000 2 роки тому
Fun fact, drax has been in every single marvel movie... ever. He is very difficult to see, because he is standing incredibly still
@Scheboygan8767 Рік тому
Fun fact you stole this comment
@irick3000 Рік тому
@jackruiz8647 i like fun facts 👍 now we are both more rich with knowledge
@laurencenarte3224 Рік тому
"Drax, do u have tape?" "Does scotch tape work?" "Ofcourse, scotch tape would work!" "Don't have it" "THEN WHY DID YOU ASK..?"
@psycholaw4394 11 місяців тому
"What are you taking about Peter Quill, you did" "Stop being a smart ass" "My butt is hardly smart, unless you are telling me this where your species brain is located"
@hasbulla2012 4 місяці тому
The beauty of this is that we don’t even hear Drax, but everyone can imagine the exact way he would deliver the line😂😂
@bigstanky2037 3 роки тому
Drax: what are they called? Quill: annulax batteries Drax: *HARBULARY BATTERIES* ded
@AFdx2 3 роки тому
"thats nothing like what i just said" LMAO
@SanskaarRaghuvanshi 2 роки тому
Tanjirou: It's Kamado Tanjirou! Inouske: Alright Kamaboko Gonpachiro
@bigstanky2037 2 роки тому
@@SanskaarRaghuvanshi huh?
@SanskaarRaghuvanshi 2 роки тому
@@bigstanky2037 It's a Demon Slayer joke
@KidKaido 2 роки тому
1k like just for you bro
@emiliolopez5849 3 роки тому
You forgot the part where he says "why is Gamora" that's my favorite Drax moment
@yasasvinitiwari6799 3 роки тому
I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER - WHY IS GAMORA?😭
@scarecrowsoothsayer6719 2 роки тому
P H I L I S O P H Y... that I have actually thought about and gotten an answer to.
@VeggieBoi-rt6qm 2 роки тому
Did you know that line was entirely unscripted he was actually supposed to say something totally different but it wasn't super important and he forgot so he just said whatever came to mind
@emiliolopez5849 2 роки тому
@@VeggieBoi-rt6qm I didn’t know that haha that makes it even better
@llody7777 2 роки тому
I'll do you one better: When is Gamora?
@mhm1291 Рік тому
I love how hilarious drax is effortlessly. Void of any expression , still so funny. I just lose it everytime he goes “ahahaha”
@toastyeditz 11 місяців тому
4:00 literally gives me the best belly laughs, because of how perfectly Bautista can weave in his own 😂
@RPIXELN 2 роки тому
I love Drax maniacal laugh when facing a nice death
@indi_kpop_4eva Рік тому
Yeah lol i laugh every time I hear it
@azarielmartinez9770 11 місяців тому
It’s always the “YES” at the end of every “AH-HAHAHAHAHA” that gets me 🤣🤣
@JobelMT 9 місяців тому
Man’s having fun XD
@K1NG0FW0LV35 3 роки тому
its not that drax doesnt have social skills... its that his social skills are too advanced for mere mortals to understand...
@srgetem 2 роки тому
Drax is mortal
@K1NG0FW0LV35 2 роки тому
@@srgetem are you sure about that?
@salsaspartan7 2 роки тому
My goals are beyond your understanding!
@Phil_SG 2 роки тому
You’re definitely talking like Zamasu
@Zak-tk8wv 2 роки тому
Yes
@officialjbc 3 роки тому
7:11 Drax: I'm sorry but i like a woman with some meat on her bones i tried to let you down easily by telling you i found you disgusting. Mantis: What no i don't even like you like that i don't even like the type of thing that you are. Drax: Hey there's no need to get personal.
@sonnyfox8407 3 роки тому
Well she did just insult his whole species
@johnnyson7474 3 роки тому
lmao i love his character
@ImanNewman 3 роки тому
Your profile pic kinda looks like drax irl
@mr.doctorcaptain1124 3 роки тому
@@sonnyfox8407 yeah that's why it's funny. He was insulting her personally by insulting her looks as an individual. Then she tells him she is not attracted to members of his species and he takes it as a personal insult, even though it wasnt. It's not like a white person saying they find Indians unattractive, it's like a human saying they find horses unattractive. It's not even remotely personal lol.
@katsirety4969 3 роки тому
yeah i watched the video too
@POOPGOD999 Рік тому
Batista does not get enough credit for how damn funny he is as drax and just his portrayal of drax in general. Dont know anyone else who can pull it off so well
@anonym58063 Рік тому
You left out his arguably greatest quote: "Humility? I like it. I too am extraordinarily humble."
@excutsdaily7335 3 роки тому
The best thing that ever happened to Drax was Dave Bautista. I can't picture anyone pulling off the character better than him
@kaushaljoshi7472 3 роки тому
I mean lot of actors could have pulled it off because most didn't know the character before. But yeah he obviously made it his own now.
@andrejspetersons8500 3 роки тому
Marvel studios has done an amazing job on casting. EVERY character is played by the most appropriate actor/actress. Especially Thor and Tony Stark.
@GlobenTrote 3 роки тому
@@andrejspetersons8500 The MCU is a comedy show. 80% of the cast is basically playing extensions of their real-life personas.
@InspireMe819 3 роки тому
@@andrejspetersons8500 i thought Fox did a good job with XMen. professor x, wolverine, and deadpool.
@rudkomontana2618 3 роки тому
@@GlobenTrote dont call the MCU a comedy show. I dindtn like ragnarok either but a little more respect boy
@mensrea1251 2 роки тому
“Kick names, take ass” “Yeah, that’s right” Never gets old 😂
@random.3665 2 роки тому
I know its a dumb question, but i really wonder what the "Take names" part of the - untangled- statement is supposed to mean....
@Johnny-yx2qx Рік тому
@@random.3665 it means that they messed up the phrase like when people say the turned tables instead of tables have turned
@freemanoxenholmes2241 Рік тому
I laughed because of how His response Reminded me of David puddy from Seinfeld
@JJMain Рік тому
@@random.3665 I think I get what question you're asking. To take names is to make a list of names of enemies to punish in the future. So basically to kick ass and take names is just saying they won't stop there, more ass kicking awaits.
@random.3665 Рік тому
@@JJMain Thanks, yes that was the question i was asking^^.
@DeanteKkOT 8 місяців тому
Drax is not dumb. He’s just extremely literal for some reason
@misterm2590 Рік тому
At least when he tells you a compliment you know he's telling the truth.
@Artemis-eu5ql 3 роки тому
Wishing Thanos didn’t take out Drax’s species
@briang.2218 3 роки тому
Was it THanos or Ronan who did it directly? 'cause if it was Thanos, then about half of them should be still alive.
@GuilhermeSales09 3 роки тому
@@briang.2218 I think it was Ronan
@1LuvMLPFiM 3 роки тому
Imagine if his entire species act just like him naturally lol. An entire race of comedians.
@fayeprime9631 3 роки тому
@@1LuvMLPFiM that would be awesome
@tinamoul 3 роки тому
Just imagine a party on their planet. Everybody standing perfectly still as the music blasts away.
@dembrowi_n_c.5111 2 роки тому
This is no lack of social skills, this is an extreme abundance of humble confidence.
@jculver1674 11 місяців тому
I, too, am extraordinarily humble.
@cookiecola5852 11 місяців тому
Yeah Drax: IAM NOT A PRINCESS!!
@CLSGL 11 місяців тому
5:15 - My all time favorite Drax scene. “It’s not ripe.”
@adada376 Рік тому
How can someone look so scary and be so cute at the same time Drax: yes
@newlgh 2 роки тому
8:21 "Mantis! Look out!" Just slays me everytime.
@cursedbusta3774 2 роки тому
He was lagging so it was too late lol
@dmitrix7986 Рік тому
Because he's reflexes is to fast he can't catch it
@marcusramolefo551 Рік тому
@@dmitrix7986 Her reflexes are so fast, it didn't go over her head
@uriahakabrowndog3406 Рік тому
@@marcusramolefo551 Drax has the gift of precognition.
@homicidalsound9599 Рік тому
1000 ping
@icephoenix2099 3 роки тому
1:11 Drax: Nothing goes over my head my reflexes are too fast I will catch it 8:21 Drax: Mantis!! Look out!!!
@michaelcarrasquillo4781 3 роки тому
I almost felt like he let it hit her on purpose then acted like he was trying to warn her 😂
@oswaldlancaster6855 3 роки тому
Technically not over _his head_
@kushiro_amlyn2485 3 роки тому
Tf LMAOOO
@NormAppleton 3 роки тому
@@kushiro_amlyn2485 Say good night Gracy...Good night, Gracy! Batista is no fool
@Rocky_Creatz 3 роки тому
Spidersenses on the next level
@mannofdober873 Рік тому
"His people are completely literal, metaphors would go over his head." "Nothing would go over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."
@grassbackyard3825 Рік тому
When he said “one might assume she was dead” about his dead wife… I couldn’t help but cry on what a women Drax lost, and how blessed and beautiful his wife was. I was engorged as well. Luckiest man in the universe.
@stepanserdyuk4589 3 роки тому
"I tried to let you down easily by telling you that I find you disgusting..." Gotta use that
@sadboylara 3 роки тому
Drax ain't no simp 😏
@kennethiboko1648 3 роки тому
The best part kick names take ass
@ThatKidWitTheAfro 3 роки тому
He took the red pill every morning.
@sarahhammond6375 3 роки тому
Works every time
@KirkMoss 3 роки тому
“Why would they do that?” “Probably because rocket stole some of their batteries.” “Dude?!!” “...Right. He didn’t steal some of those. I don’t know why they’re after us, what a mystery this is.” That deadpan delivery, fully believing he successfully covered the moment.. 😂
@Shyhispanicmale 3 роки тому
I think that's my favorite line(s) out of all of them
@jetrickgordo4026 3 роки тому
What's funny is he sounds intelligent while trying to make the dumbest excuse.
@jonnybrello4360 3 роки тому
He found the perfect role after leaving wrestling for acting. They can even cover his tattoos.
@RoboVenturer 3 роки тому
Lol I just read this as the scene came up
@tdjkhazard4522 3 роки тому
The “what a mystery this is” always kills me 😂
@WJen8 Рік тому
I loved Rocket's expression after Drax was like they look exactly the same 🤣 Rocket is like wtf is wrong with everyone...
@Jose-se9pu 2 роки тому
I understand turning him into the comic relief made sense because audiences found him pretty funny in the first movie, but Drax works better when the comedy comes from him taking the situations extremelly serious, not because he is some sort of clown.
@jasapotato8362 Рік тому
This
@mediakira6621 Рік тому
Agreed. Not the “HAHAHAHA! THAT IS FUNNY! “ moron everyone seems to enjoy
@thesaviorofsouls5210 11 місяців тому
I mean it was said his species are extremely literal, every character in the guardians of the galaxy is growing as a person. It only makes sense he gains more of a humorous side to his literal murderous side.
@BitrateBilly 10 місяців тому
Thing is, I feel like he IS taking it seriously, just that the combination of opening up to his new family + his species taking everything literally results in more hilarious moments with him.
@bestintheworld568 2 роки тому
"You look exactly alike" "One's blue!" Drax is the literal definition of someone who isn't racist, no skin colour seen at all And I'm convinced Dave Bautista just blurted out hilarious lines a lot of the time and the directors just kept them in
@ohnobro1424 2 роки тому
I’m like 90% sure that line was improvised
@HillLuvJump999 2 роки тому
I really hope that you saying that not seeing skin color is not a racist is just you quoting a meme 😑
@LiveTenYearsInthejointReaction Рік тому
@@HillLuvJump999 so color blind people are racist? lmao
@jasonoreilly2795 Рік тому
@@HillLuvJump999 oh no! Shock horror! What if?! Then what?
@SlyRoapa Рік тому
It seems his vision is based on movement (why he thinks staying still makes him invisible), which would make him literally colour blind.
@RollyAces 3 роки тому
7:44 Drax: Out of the way dumber, smaller Groot! Baby Groot: Attempts to kill Drax
@aneetashahi5787 3 роки тому
That was so amazing!!
@richardrisvian938 2 роки тому
I always repeat that scene because it's so hilarious
@7daysaweekeobseo975 2 роки тому
That was adorable lol
@roobz4173 2 роки тому
7:45 as a replay button, so I don’t have to wait the second for it to happen
@kinda_cold_in_the_closet 11 місяців тому
I don't care what you say, Mantis and Drax are the most chaotic duo that share a single braincell at all times and I love them
@terribleivy Рік тому
Dave absolutely killed it as Drax!!!!
@williampitts7646 3 роки тому
If those aren't social skills, then I don't know what social skills are.
@ChristianFrates1997 3 роки тому
I live with autism and I find this relatable!
@redd-qh4xn 3 роки тому
@@ChristianFrates1997 he is a alien.
@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 3 роки тому
@@redd-qh4xn so? Just because they are aliens doesn't mean they can't relate with them. These movies do a very good job of MAKING these aliens relatable. Like sure, we all don't have a giant planet as a dad, but some can relate to have a father who you thought the world of turn out to be a giant asshole.
@danceman6188 3 роки тому
@@potatomer true man but you arent I thought like that for years but now I now I can be normal and am kinda normal sometimes
@rosyreverie 3 роки тому
“I wasn’t listening I was thinking of something else” is a underrated hilarious Drax moment
@scarecrowsoothsayer6719 2 роки тому
I always use that line in class. Works every time!
@ohnobro1424 2 роки тому
As someone with ADHD, that line is such a mood
@jjack3186 2 роки тому
Mood af
@ruly8153 Рік тому
I love how Drax is literally thick. He’s undeniably stupid. And they don’t shy away from it.
@JowieBlaze 2 роки тому
He's just wise, like an old woman
@saubriz 3 роки тому
“You’re an imbecile” “Nothing goes over my head” “I am not a princess!” lol, classic....
@carlwheezerofsouls3273 2 роки тому
wow, the bot replies…… youtube should honestly be embarrassed by this.
@margogoralski6294 2 роки тому
@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 Agreed.
@SgtMiller 3 роки тому
Lets be honest, Mantis saying: "Kick names, take ass." Is probably next to the best thing about this video.
@Heller103085 3 роки тому
And the way drax is so satisfied with that answer is great
@fantasyman2721 3 роки тому
*"Yeah, that's right"*
@yoshimina4551 3 роки тому
Another reason why mantis is fucking adorable
@Dilllonm 3 роки тому
tony- we are alll gonna die-- peter- my dreams of how advanced aliens must be is shattered
@PipMane 2 роки тому
It's corny
@chickendrawsdogs3343 Рік тому
I'll never get over Drax's smile when Groot was slamming those guys against the walls. 🤣
@AlexSmith-mg6we Рік тому
The part where mantis gets hit by debree and Drax says look out after she gets hit is comedy gold 🤣
@josephsalmonte4995 5 місяців тому
Debris. Smh
@ricksanchez8177 3 роки тому
5:21 Peter: “We’ve been together all this time and u thought Yandu was my actual blood relative” Drax: “You look exactly alike” Rocket: “Ones blue!”
@johnblacksad1627 3 роки тому
If you think about it, he probably meant personality wise. Peter and Wondu are alike in many many ways, he was right, and that makes this scene a ton more cute :)
@ItheauthorityI 3 роки тому
I love how disgusted Rocket looks during this conversation LMAO
@prowthegamer 3 роки тому
@@ItheauthorityI Fr lmfao
@randomizer7s20 3 роки тому
okay everyone is repeating the line like: "One's Blue!" but I swear I always heard it said: "Yan's Blue!" Yan = Yandu
@tnb4509 3 роки тому
@@johnblacksad1627 He said "You LOOK exactly alike". Last time I checked 'look' means Drax was talking about looks.
@TheguyfromJurassicpark3 3 роки тому
Mantis: *Gets hit by a flying peice of shrapnel* Drax: "MANTIS! LOOK OUT!!!"
@raspao4 3 роки тому
On one of the trailers quill says oh wow.. when she gets hit and he says: I try guys. which for me was more funny than what they ended up going with
@TheguyfromJurassicpark3 3 роки тому
@Kang Afa No
@TheguyfromJurassicpark3 3 роки тому
@@hanifafrizal8730 I said no
@skla8580 2 роки тому
It’s my favourite moment ngl
@Diepvries11 2 роки тому
Proving his reflexes aren't that great.
@enderfire7214 7 місяців тому
Drax is definitely one of the most literal person I have ever seen on a movie.
@szethSW Рік тому
Best thing about Drax, is that he tells it the way it is. Never change buddy. 👍
@errorissinsan 3 роки тому
I just- ı realize drax and my father share the same sense of humor.
@monkeybandit222 3 роки тому
“Yes you may pet the dog”
@johndetheshape3095 3 роки тому
I think thats what most peoples fathers are like 😂
@geraldfrost4710 3 роки тому
@@monkeybandit222 snap bite growl "It's not my dog."
@monkeybandit222 3 роки тому
@@geraldfrost4710 lol
@henrywalke9129 3 роки тому
You have an excellent father
@kratosgow09 2 роки тому
Mantis: Am I ugly? Drax: You're horrifying to look at, yes. 🤣🤣🤣
@stuhff8169 Рік тому
He's that brutally honest friend
@dmgroberts5471 Рік тому
But that's a good thing, because if someone likes you, you know that they like you, not your looks. Attractive people never know who to trust.
@cybremystica93 Рік тому
He might’ve been honest, and tried to redeem himself by saying they’ll love you for who you are. Even if he wasn’t trying to be rude….he’s blind as hell, she’s beautiful outside and inside ❤
@juliashenandoah3965 Рік тому
Drax is the best! (Especially in the Guardians of the Galaxy game)
@necrosis6037 Рік тому
@@dmgroberts5471that’s cool til you start cutting yourself and starving yourself
@mr.wilkie2323 Рік тому
Mantis: “Kick names, Take ass” Drax with the most confidence out of everyone: “yeah that’s right”
@ethanlong4670 2 роки тому
I grew up as an only child with a single mom and not much friends growing up, so I relate to Drax alot.
@watch-box 2 роки тому
Drax and Mantis are so good together - a great comic relief in an action movie that isnt overdone.
@DarsiPadilla Рік тому
At what price? Drax in the comics was a construct whose sole purpose is to destroy Thanos. Mantis... is just there. Making them alien is a good idea; but making them jokes is not, especially with the brand synergy.
@megatronchan1282 Рік тому
They both share a single brain cell
@jonahulichny9874 Рік тому
@@DarsiPadilla who cares about the comics, like seriously? I don’t mean that in a “comics are for nerds” kind of way, but they have no bearing on marvel movies.
@DarsiPadilla Рік тому
@@jonahulichny9874 because the comics are the source material.🙄
@jonahulichny9874 Рік тому
@@DarsiPadilla yeah I know that, but given how things like thanos's motivation or other key details arent exact adptations, Im not sure that means much, least not enough to warrant getting angry over drax and mantis.
@iamnel3141 3 роки тому
Drax: *bullies Gamora Nebula: *bullies Gamora Drax: *Blast Nebula *NOBODY TALKS TO MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT*
@celinnejansson5679 3 роки тому
So basically every friendship ever?
@davidwalker5990 Рік тому
Every Drax interaction with Mantis is adorable.
@ericotani6611 2 роки тому
Part of the reason I enjoyed the second movie more were just because of the interactions between Mantis and Drax. 😂
@nissienkkuchovwa9535 3 роки тому
Peter: ''...you're like an old woman.'' Drax: '' Because I'm wise?" 🤣🤣
@dohertme 3 роки тому
He understood that metaphor!
@thuskranger3735 3 роки тому
Actually its a simile
@actualteddybear891 3 роки тому
Fucking zing sit down quill
@theextremeanimator4721 3 роки тому
That scene just played as i read this!
@AbhijeetMishra 2 роки тому
7:30 Drax acting like he's puking in front of Mantis is one of the funniest moments ever in the franchise.
@DontWatchAdsJustRefresh 11 місяців тому
He actually was tho xd
@lickenhuntsman5338 9 місяців тому
My ranking of superhero trilogies 1. Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy 2. Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy 3. Nolan's The dark knight trilogy
@AbhijeetMishra 9 місяців тому
@@DontWatchAdsJustRefresh wait, was his vomit also invisible like him? 🤣
@crackasmackin1899 Рік тому
5:20 rockets reaction is hilarious and it never fails to make me laugh
@water5210 Рік тому
Drax: *You are horrifying to look at* Also Drax: There's no need to get personal
@versatileduplicity9313 Рік тому
😂
@onyxsolo1 3 роки тому
5:36 Drax: "What are you doing?" Mantis: "Smiling. I hear it is the thing to do to make people like you." Drax: "Not if you do it like that." Savage
@alinkinthecomments2639 3 роки тому
Drax is legit the best part of the MCU
@Hammern28 3 роки тому
Hands down the most hilarious and awesome character in the entire MCU!
@chansky4271 3 роки тому
Put Luis in there
@nykv9101 3 роки тому
Korg is close
@sadiquebakar9070 3 роки тому
Rocket
@Decrepit_biker 3 роки тому
Korg is a close 2nd...
@ccp0 Рік тому
“Do not ever call me a thesaurus” why am i laughing so hard
@AlexIsModded 8 місяців тому
Drax and Mantis have the most perfect friendship.
@Forenzikproductions 3 роки тому
5:21 Rocket kills me in this scene xD "One's BLUE!!!!"
@lesterfalcon1350 3 роки тому
Even though I know it's Bradley Cooper doing the voice, I can't picture of hear Bradley in the character at all. It's always just Rocket. Love his fist shakes when mimicking the Collector
@armarelder7260 3 роки тому
If u look at nebula wen he says that he thought yondu was his dad nebula has the same reaction as rocket like " are u f××king serious" that was the moment i started to like nebulas character.
@FredericFreedom 3 роки тому
@@lesterfalcon1350 it's brilliant acting.
@DJSCRMNGHST 3 роки тому
Is Drax colorblind?🤔😂
@ProteanDev 3 роки тому
At least your boi Drax doesn't discriminate color
@brainloading5543 2 роки тому
Fun fact : Dave Bautista is the highest paid actor in Hollywood history. He's been featured in all of the more than 25 movies marvel has produced, in every single scene, the only thing is that we couldn't see him.
@buckoboii 2 роки тому
Bruh you had me for sec🤣
@shyloart Рік тому
You had me in the first half ngl 🤣
@SM-qn7sr Рік тому
Or do you mean his WWE co-star John “You Can’t See Me” Cena 😌
@Crimson.Creates Рік тому
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
@alexjewett7455 Рік тому
Almost had me for a second.
@austinsears4780 Рік тому
Yes, telling someone you find them disgusting is totally "letting [them] down easily."
@keelysmash Рік тому
Its insane that the WWE star turned out too be the best part of this series
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