**donations intensifies**

*TRIGGERED DRE*

K

Thank you tommy for the donation (joke)

Wow just 5 reply

Feels like an oneyplays episode

"Dreams evil lair" 😂😂😂

I love how the Dream is Homeless bit lasted far longer than the implications of having Dream's favor being Techno killing Tommy.

Does techno have a twitch or no of so what is it bc I can't find his twitch

@@liv_2584 his twitch account is technoblade but he doesn’t stream there

Lol..

Yes and i am one of them

6:45

Lmao

Lololol

he lives in his own world, why does he need a house

@@vrtr spoken like someone who wants to hide that hes homeless

He own this server but why won’t he build he’s own house

Yh

Ikr

Its hard to be threatening to the guy who got 10000 dollars as proof he can beat you in a fight

@@legojay14 actually 100000

Dream seems more like a egotistical smartass child on technoblades streams.

Remember its just roleplay lol dont hate anyone here

Read this as he was saying it. Pog.

Green blob

@@honkmarris2113 same! pog

p o g

POG

Same energy as "I didn't start the fire it was always burning"

@@moonlightbae7815 we*

All scary and ominous until he starts getting called homeless

Lol well he ain't touching techno🤣

Time stamp

@@itssweet2125 3:36

Also Dream: "OMG TECHNO WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU" LOL

@m ç w h a t ?

@Mehmethan Çakır ???

Its literally "Techoblade never dies", if you think about it, Technoblade never truly has lost

Sun tzu will be proud

he is smart

Genuine question: Why does Dream owe to Techno? like Dre saved him once before the rise of the Toothpick™ idk

@@Mioumi does he? i am interested in this as well

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Misdirection

Mooood

It had me laughing so badly I nearly died

It was INCREDIBLY infuriating lol

@@whoopsie-daisy Trueee

@@k4tnip tru

How tf did anyone find this golden experience infuriating??

“I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE CAPACITY FOR”

lol

Time stamp?

@@mangotango2798 10:54

@@mangotango2798 10:54

It was Dream: mentions tommy Techno: come with meeeeee, and you’ll seeee.e... a world of all my donations

its pretty funny

It's bc Dream doesn't have a house on DreamSMP

@@donuts564😂😂😂😂😂

Heilige Clara That reasoning doesn’t make sense ;-; (I take things too seriously so don’t mind my dumbass)

@@yoonshoo true but he still doesn’t have a house 😂😂🤣

Hey ur just 8minutes ago

@@guselena5385 Hey ur just 4minutes ago

Government is bigger than country

@Chops ur 8 seconds

@@onionguy1 ur 5 seconds

😂😂 I love when we are apart of the script

This was so funny 😂

He can stall while making money, it’s a win win

Big brother protecting younger brother be like

@@plutoberry6393 it was

@@perhaps1131 it really is a win win

Long live the empire lol

@@IsaacLiz Long live the empire.

Great job in chapter 16 loser.

@@namath1235 hahahaha

Technoblade is just more rich than dream

Tip toe to the tulips with meeee ohhhhhh LoL

I just remembered hearing that on a Minecraft Horror map. Yep. Did it's job of scaring the crap outa me

2 replies bruh

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I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE

Yeah. Like he lost someone to manipulate to move the rest of the server cuz of some muffin disks

@@itsthevoidmoth4463 LANGUAGE

*college

Lmao

Collage

sounds about right

Hahaha

NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

@@carljohnson8348 yessir

I think i miss it, timestamps?

Nonono “make fun of homeless green men” Sun Tzu, the art of war

_I hate to say this but-_ *time stamp?*

@@Xrex_V 6:20

I dident here it ? O he was being sarcastic opp

no he muted when his brother walked in

Ya but its funny

Techno----->Dream----->Tommy The circle of breaking someone's soul continues

@@rexysmile Techno DID say he believes in "absolute reciprocity" after all.

It may be bad, but hey funny content

Housewastaken

Like, imagine if they just stopped and techno had nothing to read 💀

LOL

He would know

@@Lyquaria lmao what does being from Florida have to do with anything.

@@beakerthebeaver581 Florida men aren’t well known for their sanity

@@tallprivilege5900 hmmm, well I live in Florida and like all places there are some dumb people. The only thing I dislike about my state is how no one knows how to drive, but overall it’s not bad.

@@beakerthebeaver581 it the legend of the Florida Man

lmao he was building a house on technos stream

Oh- I never knew dream was homeless (RP not IRL)

Pog

Wait irl or in the dreamsmp

@@aftershocker7918 Dream Smp, lol

*Sun tzu

Funney

I was there and it was amazing

My fave moment is when he comes back to dream blowing up his own house. ;]

Atleast dream will now think twice before trespassing into technos house without permission

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/its funny ctechno is the only one who has the capacity to make cdream feel genuinely weak

Lmaoooooooooo

yeah the prison

Lol

And only lives in 0.000001% of it

History really does repeats itself

@@wouldyourather6105 yea lol

@@wouldyourather6105 Technoblade never lies.

@@psychott6 true

*feel old yet*

This is beautiful

/like ctechno is so powerful - he isnt attached to stuff so cdream has no point in taking things/manipulating from him - he can beat cdream in a battle so cdream has no point in trying to make him mad -he shamed cdream into making a house -he is by far the only one who can shame cdream"s evil plan ,calling it cringe -when he stayed in the prison with cdream he has the ability to make dream a normal, non-evil, desperate human (like dream stopped talking when he see sapnap, he trying manipulating the kids when they're in there with him)

I'm confused? what will he have to do

@@theskiesahead795 I need to know too

@@guest971 Betray him

@@MarkMCYT thats not for tommy then

@@theskiesahead795 Dream pointed out that Theseus (Tommy) took refuge at a king's home. And the king (Techno) through him off a cliff after he learned that he was a wanted man. So I'm thinking that Techno will have to fulfill the one favor he has for Dream, and kill Tommy.

Dream later confirmed (through the diary) that he was listening in on the stream

@@metryannm1936 That's probably why it took him so long to unmute because he had to stop laughing first :'D

@@phloxy_fox96528 yep, had to catch his breath from deflating his lungs.

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E N G L I S H

how does your comment have 500 likes but incorrect grammar?

@@shimaelokx literally noone cares

@@shimaelokx WTF I DONT KNOW!!! and srry i actually talk in spanish, and i just can understand english thats all x,,d

My english is not better haha.

IKR

It was too much of a flex

He also just ignored a $500 donation once, that was on a lore stream though.

I only saw him ignore the 150 pound donation

LMAAAOOOO

This deserves way more likes

Who doesn't tho 👀

It’s all part of the lore 😂

Chat is canon, he's speaking to the voices So Dream just sees a madman thanking imaginary people for imaginary money Which makes it even funnier, honestly

@@penguinstarlette4028 exactly

OBJECTION!

Vote him out

Its the prison

I think he was talkin bout the prison

The prison has SO much redstone that it isnt even funny. You may say that he didn't build the prison but he owns it with awesomesam

Well, it’s true now. He lives in a prison

ohoho

He’s busy roleplaying

@@4graph740 dont pounds hold more value than dollars?

@@4graph740 pounds worth more than dollars

@@4graph740 it would be about 200 dollars

@@4graph740 no it’s definitely not, it going to be like 200 dollars

THANKS FOR THE DONATIONS. LET'S KEEP DREAM HERE SO WE HAVE MORE VIEWER RETENTION!!! POGG!

Lmao he literally can't let dream talk by reading all donations. Rp

Once i read Technoblade is truly a Theseus, but it was just a theory

its up to techno since hes writing the script for this season

@@shirouchi1570 Tommy is Theseus, not techno.

I hope he will not .. because i actually really like them teaming

The king killed Theseus because he found out that he was a wanted man. Idk how it would work if both tommy and techno are both wanted

Hahhahah

I bet he's gonna pick the date when the next big event is gonna take place

And he does that whilst technoblade and tommy start a whole war at lmanberg

LMFAO

I really really like the brotherly relationship they are building

he's the pig that does tecc he protecc but most importantly he atacc

I read this with Techno's voice

@@4uartaOnda I wrote this in technos voice-