Seen already😎

@@i_love_cats69 😃🙏

Watched

​@@MaxtheMeatGuy dude srsly you pulled up an alligator 💀💀

Look Max, in albanian we say "pastërma" to dry meat with no bake. Don't forget it!!!

I busted out laughing when he brought that hideous thing out. 😂😂😂

Didnt expect the lil man to wear gloves 💀

@@nyregrus same tbh

Is it just me or is it kinda cute with little gloves and boots

Same

Lol fr

​@DevastationOccursNow never had gator but ik that was a waste dude died for nothing

​@@u_p3847 gators are a big problem in some parts of the us and there are plenty of them

Not really they are invasive and need to be killed

act like that animal was a Human 😂 but ppl will say its a choice for a woman to kill their own child, fetus=small human or clump of cells=human. what about the babies choice? ppl are hypocrites more worries about a animal than a human life with a conscience! animals dont set up court systems or care about justice, righteousness and TRUTH its because they dont have a conscience. although some humans Act like animals cause they know Not God and believe the lies that they evolved from billions if years Science 😂😂

Exactly what I was confused about. Are the thumbnails for shorts automatic or can they create one?

​@@IkutoHThey can create one if they want, but if they don't then it'll generate one automatically from a random time point in the video. If I'm not mistaken.

​@@christopherc938you can't make a custom short thumbnail. It can only be a frame that is part of the video. They basically just give you a little scroll thing that runs through the video and you pick the frame of said video that you want to be the thumbnail. Don't know how else to explain it. But he did choose that thumbnail.

@@aaahwubadugh Ah okay that makes sense. So I was sort of half-right, lol.

Yea for shorts your unable to add a thumbnail or even pick a specific frame, unfortunately. Which kinda sucks for a pokemon card channel like mine lol. Hopefully they'll fix that soon

wild

Insane

Florida man dry ages gator "chicken of the swamp baby"

No longer Ohio now its Florida and delaware

@@webberkraker and Louisiana. They don’t call it “The other white meat” for nothing! If you ever have the chance, trying gator in a Po’ Boy sandwich, fried, or in gumbo, you’re in for a treat! Also, gators are farm-raised in Louisiana for their meat/

@@suckapunch565 idk cause I'm allergic to seafood and idk if gator can affect me and I live in virginal lol

Ahhh what a normal day in flordia

Expensive sandwich!

It's fine. Their numbers need to be kept in check, anyway. Same goes for a lot of wild animals. Unless you want more frequent animal attacks on humans and pets, sit back and advocate for the "rights" of these wild animals. If not, embrace the idea of conservation. Might be a little ugly, but it works.

@@nckhed a serious yet correct comment to a joke

@@nckhed 💯

@@nckhed How do you know it was killed for conservation reasons? The alligator farming industry is pretty big, and while it can overlap with conservation efforts, often it’s just all about the product. This looks like a young alligator too, and as far as I know farmed alligators are killed young to avoid biomagnification.

And this dude is holding it on the blade like a boss

ngl had the SAME thought on my mind

@@paolopasaol9700 yeah 😂

"Uhm akshually there aren't any alligators in Africa, only crocodiles" ☝️🤓

It's true right.

@@alinek5722there are no alligators just crocodiles

Also they eat everything just like in Asia

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😂

As a Floridian I can confirm we eat this everyday for breakfast 😄👍🏾

Na this like a midnight snack

@@Slime2sjsuu ong bro 💀

oR jUSt EaT vEgAn 😂

I can believe i never knew I was eating alligator meat

​@@forthestreetstv945 I wanna eat a vegan chicken

Try cooking human flesh

​@@user-fRqZBkIo🤨📸📸

Much ❤ to you bro

How the fuck a short about dry-aging a gator did that

Mummy: V

​​@@illvm LMAO

FBI open up 💀!!!

nasty lol

Dry aged shrek

underrated

I'm from fl and I've only had gator once

@@townhall1477 r/wooosh

@@townhall1477 once😮

I'm from Florida, This is True, we eat alligators

rest in pieces

Unfunny. Just shut up

Underrated

@@solo_solo cut my life into pieces this is my last resort

@@davidk5320 yes thats a nice song ngl

Pov you are the fbi:*banging on the door*fbi open up

My thoughts exactly

Definitely a bit disrespectful 😅

Yeah, that's proper no good to me.

He only got the tail part because if you eat anything other than the tail you'll get poisoned Edit: why yall coming for me its just a joke😭

@@RamenQueen-rg7er that’s just not true bro

worth it

​@@thrwwccnt5845 use your brain for 1 second

He was born to end that way 🤷‍♂️

Not even using al of the bodyparts

Pretty sure he was already dead

You don’t know that tho maybe he died to other causes and then it’s a welcome guest for some snacks haha

That so called baby alligator could eat you anytime any where

​@@neunundfuenfzigposition its probably a skin farm alligator

@@neunundfuenfzigposition people dont eat animals that die of other causes lmao

Get over it

😂😂😭

Lmfao

Lol

facts one tiny ass sandwich.

Mf didn't die just so you can get a nibble of his body

There are such things as gates bites, it's just like chicken nuggets but it's alligator meat, the taste is fine

​@@dangipson5504 fine? Mother fucker it's way better than chicken if you cook it right

Gator nuggets are actually really good!

So is gator tail soup

Nah this shit might as well be Dino nuggies

Wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣

You might go to prison becarful 😃

Wen he said oh yeh family guy red jugg bursting through the wall OH YEAH

"keep scrolling if you dont wanna see a whole dry aged human"

Wet him

I thought whale are already been eaten

@@nikhilbannerjee5126 "a whole"

Max in 2079: "this is a whole dry aged planet.. and we're gonna mine into it."

Max in 3000: "we're gonna dry age the universe and then generate infinite energy from it. "

@@slickestbatlog2514 Max in 69420: "This is the entirety of the Multiversus, and we're gonna deepfry it."

yep, they was a birch

Apple wood low and slow

deal with it snowflake

nothing is safe from Human

Imagine surviving for thousands of years taking down massive beasts for your tribe, fostering your kind, forming society and thought where your stories _began_ seldom told, only for in the year of our Lord 2023 your greatest descendants to whine about their own survival, for having the good life you could have never in your near constant state of Fight and Flight when you were alive.

Millions of years not thousands.

Tis the circle of life, we eat what we kill and we're doing pretty good

I mean it's the best treatment 🤷

Crocodiles seeing this: hell naww we being nukeproof in a million years so these goofy ass people don't kill us for that naww

​@@Goofycontrast treatment what they'd do humans killed crocs and gators unjustly for no reason they just chilling

And then he's like, "Yeah I'll use that for my sandwich." "Don't you mean sandwiches?" "No no, just the one."

welcome to florida

It’s ver normal to eat alligator plus it tastes really good

Even worse a human body.

LMAOO

Honey max is cooking an alligator low and slow this time

“ I’m going to smoke my dry aged neighbors, low and slow”

Made my day 😂

Dry aged biscuit

LOOOL

Complete facts or after smoking that gas 🥵

😆😆🙌

Your talking about crocodiles this is An alligator not that it's any better to kill it for just one sandwich it's a waste off life the Guy is a moron

Wild

Proud to be human 💪

Yes we name that "evolution". 👍

And Mr. Florida man is thug life on that ..

scrolling

​@@dianaestrada1584 theres this thing called the ✨ *SHORTS SECTION* ✨ That shows thumbnails before you even begin scrolling....

been 3 weeks since u imagined that

Ioioioioio prrrt

Roles been reversed

been 3 months since this legendary imagination was thought up

You are Tiny

That’s average

Nah that’s big

Seems pretty average idk man

​@@darkninja_aka_guadalupe5583 how do you know HOW DO YOU KNOW

That isn't a full size tho

Dude alligators can get to be like cow sized. This one was still pretty young

What gators have you been seeing lmfao

Guys we get it, it isn’t at its full size.

Ikr lol what a mfn waste

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He is to late because I done it first

​@@Random_Gamer8 ok just in case your a serial killer I will screenshot this

​@@Random_Gamer8 💀

Got one in the basement!

💀💀💀

They?!?!

Proof that size doesn’t matter

@@nakalimutanpalakol1660 Kids 💀🗿

Average

Doesn't that mean cannibalism

@@shadowgunner2 yum yum

Easier to just eat a mummy. Coming soon: The Cleopatra burger!

​@@shadowgunner2 no it's dry aged

Humangous alligator

Wildlife aint playing no more

So basically old people 😂

​@@kasagrim7215 Old people, by the time you dry age them even their bones won't be intact. Your gonna be biting on bad tasting soft.... Nvm

Over Applewood, low and slow

Vegan people 😂

Click bait

​@@_tsumyoki_The opposite of it lol

​@@LeviThePizzaLoverfr

Easily.

it's jus dumb and mean

​@@salmaankhan8376 its experience kid

​@@WEDITZ1950 it's wasteful, kid.

​@@mapl3man237 trust me alot of people care the world doesn't revolve around ur ignorant ideologies

Normal day in florida

guapo

@@Its_Me_Romano lol I’m more partial to chorizo myself

Duck balls

Now he is chilling in my stomach lol

Thousand years ? Only ? Lmao

Oh, you heard of that ice age cow mummy that has been preserved so well th researchers basically took chunks of it and ate it?

@@HiperPivociarz oh my God yes

@@nynthetwat actually yeah lmao, humans and mammoths coexisted for around 20 thousand years

@@PublicRestroom88 My guy really said thousand tho, like 1.000 🗿

A Good one, though yeah, that gator was too small

Exactly

Better than it rotting honestly

Not really.

There’s a shitload of them, didn’t even make a dent in the population

@@petertwins7223 it wasent that it was that he dryer aged it even tho he knew there would be like nothing. Its like him buying a whole chicken just to eat a single drumstick.

He probably already has some from Silver Fern Farms

@@InspectahReese Ohh okay. Well I live over in northeastern Pennsylvania so I'd be able to get him some when I get a deer this upcoming hunting season. It's up to him. Just thought I'd offer.

I’ll take some… 😅

Ay man, I’d take some of it if you wouldn’t mind 😂

@@ismaelandrade9030 depends on how many deer I get this winter haha

Bro wth no comment?it deserves a Fr

Fr

Next video: Cooking a whole massive dry aged spinosaurus

🤣💔

"To my surprise.. it was mostly fat"...

Don’t give the dipshits any ideas…

A pig’s smarter than a dog and they’re brought to slaughter younger than most veal or lamb. Humans have selective empathy, that gator would eat you alive if it could. So would pigs. We’re omnivores, git over it.

@@jacksonhodge4638 bro made a joke ☠️

nobody like this comment i got it to 69

Alligator meat is almost free tho?

​@@DarkSnPI see someone is from Florida

@@cosmicfails2053 yep and I do wonder if others had to pay more than I expect lol they were pest tbh

@@DarkSnP I think it's based on location/state Like, trying to get alligator in California? A little trickier and expensive because they'd more likely need to buy that from interstate Meanwhile yeah in your state, you could get one for the price of a single bullet at your local body of water

sir, i dont think 3 weeks is 60 days

@@mojakhaha21 days little under a month definitely not two months. I don’t think there would be anything left😂

Y'all meat eaters are biggest animal on planet. Literally killing animals for fun, hope it goes back to your family members one day

That's just eating. Modern markets can make us unaware of how long some recepies take. But we still eat olives, cured dry sausages, cured cheeses, soy sauce, vinegar...

Didn’t mention the sandwich took 39 days to make

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#relatable

Cooking with Jeffery Dahmer

Preferably an alcoholic. Will make the meat much more tender

@@Exoticerablefor a limited time ONLY

I'd suppose he's Jeffrey dahmer

Nobody cares about shorts thumbnail

you cant change a shorts thumbnail lol

nice, we both looked up "alligator meat"

@nave7537 shut up

@@Inuka57006I remember sometimes seeing some short thumbnails that were set.

Fr 😭

😭😭😭 didnt deserve that

@@nitolinilo9034 facts never understood why people eat exotic ass stuff like sharks and gators that’s just nasty

@@mjraynolds6478 chinese mfs catch the shark... cut the fins off to eat and throws the whole ass shark back in the sea, then the shark sinks to the seabed and dies because bro cant swim without fins. Like bruh thats some absolute BS

@@mrwiseguy7405 agreed I’m a big fan of sharks and that’s just wrong. Also why the fuck do you like eating a shark fin made of cartilage like wtf.

yes wtf JAJA

For 1 weeks 😂😂

I love Max videos.. but here I agree with you! Waste of an animal.

@@ziggiz88 Not exactly a waste in my opinion, it died and ended up being eaten at least a bit. Normally it would have just died and rotted had it lived a full life. Either or something comes out of it but in one outcome we get personal use out of the creature.

Didn’t really go to waste though…

Can’t kill part of an alligator

@@MrFunkehMonkeh circle of life