god i love how much this shits on people that think you cant play the game because you zip around. beautiful.

Heres Some Timestamps: 34:38 - Rykard 40:14 - Margit 43:17 - Godrick 49:50 - Radahn 1:01:09 - Gargs 1:16:12 - Fias Champions 1:25:07 - Godfrey 1:26:59 - Morgott 1:58:13 - Red Wolf 2:00:12 - Renalla 2:06:34 - Loretta 2:11:18 - Malenia 2:32:14 - Mohg 2:41:33 - Ancestor Moose 2:56:02 - Astel 2:57:17 - Fire giant 3:04:09 - GodSkin Duo 3:10:49 - Placidusax 3:21:27 - Maliketh 3:25:42 - Fortissax 3:29:48 - Hoarah Loux 3:32:18 - Radagon 3:36:24 - Elden Beast

First time elden ring player, using this video to find out where tf to go next for the story bosses 😂 thanks

Just one legendary achievement after another with these different speedrun categories!

People that talk about he can only zip, I feel like they just know this man from elden ring and have no idea how long he's been a master of these from software games.

Imagine being a random npc dude and just seeing some random naked tarnished and it only took him around 3 hour to become elden lord

It’s actually mental that he finishes the game faster on an any% run than he takes to get to fort height on this run. Insanity

you've already prove it Dist, you are the greatest speedrunner in Elden Ring, you can get some rest

This dude really just invalidated all the hate people were throwing at him for his unrestricted any% runs in a single upload holy shit 💀

Still can't understand why there's people said "oh, you used the radagon's soreseal, that boost your stats its not LV 1 anymore". Bruh, really?

damn you got it already, I watched your stream a few times while practicing the bosses, that's awesome!

Probably my favourite Category now. So incredibly entertaining

awesome run dist, cant wait for next one

i can't wait for people to dismiss this run after he gets another any% world record

Hey Dist here is support from Taiwan really enjoy your streaming just want to say watching your plays are far more fascinating and interesting than those trying to mimic you in an idiot way

the rolling timing and map memorization is next level and i guess that's how this is done.

improved his pb by 90 mins on his 2nd run... cant wait too see how far you can take this category too

This run is already crazy and there's a huge potential for improvement too! Great job!

congrats im gonna have to finish this video tommorow i love your all remembrance runs

that fight with malenia was inspiring, i learned so much watching!

"I need to practice Hoarah Loux" -The guy that only took one hit and beat him first try

2:20:06 remember when Hard bosses like Orphan or Isshin you could actually consistently dodge every single attack

Love this. Instantly disprove the "hes so bad at the game for the unrestricted runs"

what a clean fight with Malenia. Awesome, Dist

The amount of time bosses lived with 1hp in this run is insane

Each time I read those titles… it blows away my mind completely…. Is this man fully crazy? What a souls game god

The end of that Placidoiux fight was beautiful. You love to see it 🤣😂 the real soulsborne experience.

Why do I love watching these so much?

Literally shut all of the doubters up with this one. great as usual!

Dist you are the best,amazing job!!

I know it's a tough fight but I love to see the Melenia fight with no cheese. Very fun to watch.

This game is bloody huge. I haven't even got to the royal capital. This run was a good preview on what's to come

This is a 3 hour lecture posing as a speed run. I was literally tasking notes... What a run!

Thank you for uploading this run, I really love the display of skill needed for this category! I whish you would also upload a commented version with some more input if you do stuff like that.

that was wonderful, thank you for the enjoyable experience

good run for the purgatory%, good luck !!

It's said that there are two kinds of geniuses, the “ordinary” and the “magicians.” The ordinary one is someone who anyone could be just as good as, if we really threw ourselves into it for a very, veeery long period of time. You can see that's not somethign you can currently achieve, and that it would not be easy, but it seems achievable. And then there's the "magicians". They are someone whe excells so much at something, that even if you udnerstand how it was done, you know there's no way you can reach that level. I think this run is an example of the latter.

The speed and ease with which this man fucking killed mohg triggers me beyond belief. I killed him sub 10 tries but it was a much harder and longer battle. Ridiculously impressive run though

This man just can't be stopped

You are insane bro!!!

Dist you are a literal fucking beast. And here I thought I was good for finishing my first Level 1 run the other day but I spent nearly 15 hours on Malenia and 10 on Radagon/Elden Beast. This is just incredible.

Its crazy how you just posted this I finished the butt slam video and was hoping for a lvl one video

This is just an absolutely insane accomplishment

I really understand why you love this game. ❤️

Im really a pvp focused player but watching people do speedruns in fromsoft games is just a different kind of amazing, well done

My favorite part about watching there runs is seeing the chats reaction while fighting a boss.

so many area to polish, really good

Im glad we have reached a peak for the unrestricted category (at least for a while) with that sub 7 minute run. The zippy runs are cool but I wanna see some categories where we have lots of fighting and cool strats for bosses 😊 So this is fun

The anti any% run. Gon have fun watching this while not eating soup cuz soup sucks.

LETS GO!!!!! Dodge rolling in an Elden Ring speedrun!!!!!

Dist you are a speedrunning god. If there was a hall of fame you’d be in it

Love the content Dist, no matter what run you're doing. Fuck the haters.

That was very nice run. Subscribed.

Holy sh... Dou you have all records bro? Good F.. PLayer!

Very impressive.

16:19 that joker bombing the hospital scene just come to my mind lmao

I had no idea the Serpent Hunter was so good outside of Rykard. Even without the buffs those heavy attacks are super nice. Going to try it out. Edit- What was up with the Radagon fight? The attack before the visceral should've killed him. Wonder if it was because he staggered on it?

WHAT A THRill....that snake eater moment was dope

fastest kills! first time seen someone beating elden beast so fast. Love how placidusax can be so random haha

I can't imagine how frustrating it is to have a legion of backseat gamers in the chat.

you are the best player for me in the world congratulations

You did more damage than my almost Lv100 avatar

I love ur runs♡

You're a beast, Distortion. On a higher echelon than Let Me Solo Her!

You're a legend

Nobody thinks he cant play the game. Let the haters hate. They will always find a reason. Nothing to prove to those brain farts. Just keep doing your thing.

Completing this kind of challenge at all is ridiculous, but to do it so quickly, Jesus

Do It ThE rIgHt WaY. I bEt YoU cAn'T. Destroys it like a boss.

The two deaths in a row on bubblewhorl, just take the grace man

Now this will be epic,I know U can play especially after but slam video but this could be💯🤯

No summons btw, agreed with that. Bosses are already RNG. Some have moves that puts you in a waiting queue, can't hit them, can only dodge or wait. Don't have to add more RNG to a run by summoning Tiche to oneshot a boss while some other guy just got an evading mouthbreather. It's not extra arbitrary, it just ensures that someone doesn't lose because their summon decided to dolphin-dive off the planet costing them half their damage.

Distortion2 have you thought of using the jellyfish shield right next to the four belfry's its 20% extra damage ez build to use it - 20str,14dex

You must reclaim your throne, my lord.

Great video

H-He's fast!

awesome category

I couldn't even do most of this stuff with my lvl 713 char. D: I really enjoy your content! :D

I was there! I was a witness throughout the entire journey.. :))

1:54:03 very beautiful, very powerful

the fact that Distortion actually struggled a little bit on Melania showed she was the deal.

Well atleast we get to hear the boss songs a little bit longer.

YEP... "ThIs GUy gOt nO SKiLl"

gg congrats

level 1 but really strong! I want to see all bosses speedrun~ (not only main boss)

I play these vids on 2x speed and its amazing

Checking the splits at the start and realizing he's about to cut a short movie out of the lowest possible time

Man, we're getting closer and closer to a RL1 no hit Elden Ring run. That means a soulsbornekiro-ring no hit run is on its way! I'm excited for the future of this game speedrunning endeavors.

Great GG.😊

Haters do be awfully quiet now

NGL I thought this was an ANY% run and misread the time and thought you finished the game in 3m11s. I thought you had ascended and become even more of a god than before

Actually, on speedrun's reviews i see a lot of comments like: he using glitches! It's easy-peasy... Or smthn. But... I realize, now many work and skill you need to do your speedruns and playthoughts! Keep up the good work! U r awesome.

Hope you join lil'aggy in doing the all bosses run. needs more runners so I only spend half my waking hours watching a run, rather than all of them

God Slain? God is standing right there!

Good job

I noticed the summoning pool statues have that loot shimmer, and I've seen other people have it too, In my playthrough they don't ? Is it an addon or do I need to start a new game for it to work ?

So for weapons at RL1, scaling doesn't really matter right? If so you could go for the meteoric ore blade. It's right next to Fort Gael, where you go for Flame Grant Me Strength and the starscourge talisman. Might have to adjust talismans but it can definitely be used at RL1, does way more damage and bleed, you get the benefit of actually having a usable weaponskill. Just food for thought.

just finished getting 100% achievements, watching this is amazing! Does anyone know if the serpent-hunter great spear is still this strong??

Mohg: wel.. Distortion2: I'm gonna stop you there I got 60 seconds to body you.

the 1hp meme has definitely been programmed into the game! That is way too convenient...

I propose to rename this category to the FUCKHATERS% category. Impressive run as always brother