Election 2020: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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3 роки тому

Weeks out from the 2020 presidential election, John Oliver takes a look at various efforts to destabilize the vote, how to ensure your ballot is properly counted, and why we may need to prepare not just for an election night, but for an election month.
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@R3ach4Th3Sky
@R3ach4Th3Sky 3 роки тому
The most British response to a stripper voting ad is "Excellent."
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide, but somehow I have TWO HOT UKpostsR girlfriends. Thanks for being a future subscryber, dear soa
@bretsheeley4034
@bretsheeley4034 3 роки тому
Personally, I thought the most British response would had been "Oh my. Jolly good show. Jolly good... Yes."
@jhunterb123
@jhunterb123 3 роки тому
Enjoy hell little john oliver
@butte5359
@butte5359 3 роки тому
@@jhunterb123 Seems like you've made several "enjoy hell / jail" comments toward John... Are you ok?
@dhoffnun
@dhoffnun 3 роки тому
If the thong fits.
@sempervitaetmors
@sempervitaetmors 3 роки тому
I’m just amazed at the battery life on that guys phone.
@olu4927
@olu4927 3 роки тому
Portable charger
@TykusBalrog
@TykusBalrog 3 роки тому
@@olu4927 that makes sense. I was thinking how the hell he had so much power as well.
@crunchylettuce5446
@crunchylettuce5446 3 роки тому
Motorola maybe
@a.b.5321
@a.b.5321 3 роки тому
I was thinking the same. 😂 Then I remembered the portable chargers. Even still though... my portable ones don’t last that long. I need what he has.
@ChronologicalFern
@ChronologicalFern 3 роки тому
Portable Charger + Xiaomi.
@AugustinGrigorov
@AugustinGrigorov 3 роки тому
He literally got EVERYTHING right.
@peterpiper7441
@peterpiper7441 3 роки тому
He predicted that he would be a horrible loser. And he was right.
@rabby77777
@rabby77777 3 роки тому
Yes you would think he recorded the show today
@HeezNeez
@HeezNeez 3 роки тому
Put him in charge of Capitol security please.
@jonasdatlas4668
@jonasdatlas4668 3 роки тому
@@bloodyneptune I think the term people used when predicting this also called it the “Red Mirage“, which seems appropriate.
@In_TheMoonlight
@In_TheMoonlight 3 роки тому
ikr! i mean it was all predictable but i’m still impressed
@Eyedunno
@Eyedunno 3 роки тому
It's not often that I can say "this aged well" without any sarcasm, but this is one of those times.
@smokeychickenwings1038
@smokeychickenwings1038 3 роки тому
John Oliver and his staff saw coming how this election would go, but trump and the RNC cant fathom its anything but fraud..... seems about right
@jimbass1664
@jimbass1664 3 роки тому
It's not often that I can say "this aged well" without any sarcasm, but this comment is one of those times.
@Furonanator139
@Furonanator139 Рік тому
John tends to be on the money, I'm watching alot of his episodes and even the old ones mostly aged
@hhheee3939
@hhheee3939 3 роки тому
The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them.
@saxyrep1
@saxyrep1 3 роки тому
I love using analogies and this is better than any that has ever been used to describe republican voters.
@raylonjmg
@raylonjmg 3 роки тому
Very good, mind blowing assessment, indeed.
@drunkensailor3736
@drunkensailor3736 3 роки тому
These Trump people are the type who would go out onto the streets, possibly with guns, if he declared the election was rigged. If you're wondering whether a disputed election (e.g. "red mirage" scenario) could be the spark for CIVIL WAR, there's a great analysis that looks into that: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/fZV3ameDiY-ErJ8.html&ab_channel=MyTake
@santisoza1364
@santisoza1364 3 роки тому
This made me say "whoa" out loud
@nhagan001
@nhagan001 3 роки тому
@@santisoza1364 same. Although I also said "dude" at some points when I reread it.
@kaustavsahu3136
@kaustavsahu3136 3 роки тому
You should Realize John Oliver is Deadly Serious when He does not mention ADAM DRIVER
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 3 роки тому
CRUSH MY TOES, YOU SENSUOUS GIRAFFE Okay, I made that one up.
@drsingingeagle
@drsingingeagle 3 роки тому
@What-If Machine - HEY, LET’S MAKE A COLLECTION! Maybe we can get him to use one! “Pluck my plumage, you plushy platypus!”
@KC-kh2qn
@KC-kh2qn 3 роки тому
Finesse my fixtures you gargantuan golden greek god 🙏
@ironicdivinemandatestan4262
@ironicdivinemandatestan4262 3 роки тому
"Break my spine, you meaty warden."
@nahuel118
@nahuel118 3 роки тому
Threaten the integrity of my values for 7 hours, you nonsensical conundrum
@em-ss2sh
@em-ss2sh 3 роки тому
How did this man literally predict everything, including the Quibi bankruptcy
@nexposit1
@nexposit1 3 роки тому
LOL to be fair, you didn't need to be Nostradamus to predict Trump would respond to the election just like he's responded to everything else for the last six?... twenty?... forty years. Besides, Trump basically monologged his whole nefarious plot like a villain in an old Bond movie!
@nerezza5943
@nerezza5943 24 дні тому
Little late on this response, but is it a prediction when the predicted outcome is obvious? It's 11pm right now on the dot and I predict the sun will rise tomorrow! A real prediction would have been that the Trump supporters would riot into the white house after Trump resisted a peaceful transition of power.
@BigBoiiLeem
@BigBoiiLeem 3 роки тому
It still baffles me that half of America essentially heard Trump say "the election is rigged unless I win" and thought "that's a perfectly acceptable, and not at all suspicious statement".
@abren5974
@abren5974 3 роки тому
Well, because Joe was such a joke candidate and Trump was such an amazing President. So yeah, I agree with the Legitimate President's statement.
@BigBoiiLeem
@BigBoiiLeem 3 роки тому
Let's just make something really clear. Donald Trump did not win the election. The election was not rigged, as per the 63 court cases in which the Trump Campaign *lost* because they had insufficient evidence (in most cases, they had none at all). He is not the "lEgItImAtE pReSiDeNt", because he lost the election. He was also a terrible president. His presidency oversaw some absolute atrocities, like: 1. Pardoning war criminals. 2. Vetoing the National Defence Authorisation Act, a bipartisan bill to give military members a pay raise. 3. Attempting to influence the Ukrainian Government to interfere in the 2020 election (which is *actually* rigging an election). 4. Inciting a riot at the US Capitol in which 5 people died and at least 130 people were injured. 5. Separating children from their parents at the border and holding them *in fucking cages* (by the by, hundreds of those children are yet to be reunited with their parents, almost 2 years later). 6. Trying (and failing) to build a wall that even Customs and Border Protection said won't curb illegal immigration and would actually make it harder for them to intercept undocumented crossers. That is just 6 of the terrible things he did, and that list could go on for hours. Trump consistently polled behind Joe Biden for months leading up to the election, and for once, the polls actually reflected what happened on election day.
@projectpitchfork860
@projectpitchfork860 Рік тому
@@abren5974 If with amazing you mean, did pretty good for an orange, then yes, but any other option would still be better.
@geenkaas6380
@geenkaas6380 7 місяців тому
@@abren5974 So he would not be allowed to run in 2024? since you can be president for only 2 terms
@bobf5360
@bobf5360 7 місяців тому
@@abren5974 an amazing president? You mean the guy who decreased our soft power and respect around the world, at one point being laughed at in person by the G20 summit? The guy who got into a trade war with china with no game plan and was then forced to buy out US farmers with straight up checks to cover the losses due to china embargos? The guy who promised a wall paid for by mexico, but then built only 215 miles of anything, mostly redoing what was there, and then still stuck the taxpayer with the bill? You mean the guy who said covid was "just a few cases, and is going down, and will be gone by easter (2020)? The guy who violated the emoluments clause, forced the secret service to stay in HIS hotels so we all footed the bill straight into his own pocket? The guy whose only legislative win was a tax cut for the rich and corporate accounts? That guy? What did he do for you, again? Own the libs? Congrats.
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 3 роки тому
Honestly, I prefer the year when all the clowns were trying to kill us.
@RockyRacoon5
@RockyRacoon5 3 роки тому
Sounds like 2020 to me.
@melissahendrix222
@melissahendrix222 3 роки тому
The preamble to 2020.
@RowdyBoy82
@RowdyBoy82 3 роки тому
I miss that year.
@melissahendrix222
@melissahendrix222 3 роки тому
@KaneMagus oof. I guess the clown are still trying to kill us. They just took their make up off.
@melissahendrix222
@melissahendrix222 3 роки тому
@@ambergerhelper7852 not what I meant. I was referring to the clowns in goverment.
@FriedrichHerschel
@FriedrichHerschel 3 роки тому
German here. I have never missed a single election in my life, not on a federal level, not state-wide/local (those are held at the same day), not an EU election, I also went to (among others) a fucking referendum on what to do with the place that used to be an airport. I have never waited more then 5 minutes. Never. Most of the time not even 2 minutes. Edit: I like that this turned out to be the world telling the USA that things don't have to be that way.
@rexexdesign
@rexexdesign 3 роки тому
Elections are also on Sundays, which typically more people have off work. Tuesday makes no sense at all in the US
@reinierweerts6923
@reinierweerts6923 3 роки тому
Netherlands here, same exact story.
@Jannyl13
@Jannyl13 3 роки тому
Same here! I have moved several times in my live, so I have voted by mail once and in person at 4 different polling stations, both in villages and in larger cities. I have never had to wait for more than 5 minutes. My polling stations were always accessible. I have always been able to walk there within less than 5 minutes. Also, German elections are held on Sundays, when most people do not have to work!
@StefanGrit
@StefanGrit 3 роки тому
As a dutch men, ive never had to wait at all. Also, never had to travel more then 200 meters to vote
@candios333
@candios333 3 роки тому
"The US is a 3rd world country with a gucci belt" all their systems are so bad. Can't understand how it is called the "leading" country. Probably just because of its size
@asunder3097
@asunder3097 3 роки тому
Update on the Quibi joke, they just filed for bankruptcy.
@buddermonger2000
@buddermonger2000 3 роки тому
that's an oof
@paulkerrigan9857
@paulkerrigan9857 3 роки тому
What the hell did they spend the money on? Two BILLION? Wow. I couldn’t spend that much over a lifetime, let alone a few months!
@thatntr4146
@thatntr4146 3 роки тому
BAD IDEA
@alexobery9813
@alexobery9813 3 роки тому
Update, Trump did exactly what was predicted.
@Merthalophor
@Merthalophor 3 роки тому
just looked it up, they didn't reach their subscriber projection of 7.4 million within a year, instead only amounting to a _pathetic_ , absolutely _meager_ 1 million subscribers. Seems like it was a startup by efperienced professionals.
@michaelgrey1351
@michaelgrey1351 3 роки тому
"I'm not a good loser." Can confirm.
@peterpiper7441
@peterpiper7441 3 роки тому
But definitely a loser.
@Halbam
@Halbam 3 роки тому
As a European, it is crazy to see how broken the oh so great democracy of the USA is.
@serse8455
@serse8455 3 роки тому
I'm a pizza man, what's going on over there will happen/has happened here too. I'm afraid that's just the new way of doing politics.
@MegaDixen
@MegaDixen 3 роки тому
As a European i can tell you i would rather have trump win then biden
@jupiterjam9776
@jupiterjam9776 3 роки тому
@@MegaDixen ew
@dennisjohnson6541
@dennisjohnson6541 3 роки тому
@@MegaDixen so your saying your a Russian European. Makes sense that you want our American traitor elected. All roads lead to Putin the ass hat.
@alb8798
@alb8798 3 роки тому
@@dennisjohnson6541 Europe Is full of putin's propaganda. In italy lots of people want Trump to win
@neitan6891
@neitan6891 3 роки тому
As an Oregonian it’s so weird hearing people talking about mail-in voting like it’s a totally new concept. I can’t even imagine standing in line to vote. I always fill out my ballot while researching the candidates online in the comfort of my own room.
@emmyb115
@emmyb115 3 роки тому
But y'all can't pump your own gas?
@neitan6891
@neitan6891 3 роки тому
Emmy B It “creates jobs”
@ace448
@ace448 3 роки тому
Same with Washington. We have mailed in ballots for a decade now. Our system works quite well. Hell we don’t even pay for stamps.
@yuriydee
@yuriydee 3 роки тому
Been voting by mail in NJ for over a decade now, with no issues at all. It is weird reading all these stories where other states/cities cant get their shit together.
@emmyb115
@emmyb115 3 роки тому
@Greg Bors chill your tits, Greg. I was sharing a cute bit of local trivia for lols.
@jimmyoakmeister
@jimmyoakmeister 3 роки тому
USA: We need less people to vote. Australia: You *will* vote. It is *not* a choice.
@SunflowerLotusXII
@SunflowerLotusXII 3 роки тому
It is *noyt* a choice.
@windwaker0rules
@windwaker0rules 3 роки тому
it also helps that Australia votes on a weekend where USA decides the best day to get people to go out on their free time is on a Tuesday
@evelove3511
@evelove3511 3 роки тому
Seriously tho, who wants to cop a $20 fine for not voting?
@jtallen6406
@jtallen6406 3 роки тому
@@evelove3511 Knowing this country, people would be lucky if that fine stays in the hundreds.
@thinhnonyt
@thinhnonyt 3 роки тому
My only issue with it is that some people just show up, go “ah fuck it” and vote for some stupid party like one nation or the coalition. That or they draw a dick on it
@DeRozanMVP
@DeRozanMVP 3 роки тому
Being a Canadian is living above a haunted house....
@doomedbringer
@doomedbringer 3 роки тому
being Canadian and having a relative that believes in that orange moron......
@mechanoid2k
@mechanoid2k 3 роки тому
@@doomedbringer Speak for yourself. Lots of Canadians love Trump.
@crusherolies8195
@crusherolies8195 3 роки тому
@@mechanoid2k then they should move to america, we dont need those assholes up here.
@doomedbringer
@doomedbringer 3 роки тому
@@mechanoid2k the morons do
@crusherolies8195
@crusherolies8195 3 роки тому
@Karan Kapoor its actually the conservatives who are the snowflakes.
@endybendy5699
@endybendy5699 3 роки тому
I REALLY wish people would stop asking Trump if he'll accept the results of the election and leave the WH. Like, he doesn't have a choice. Why even put that out there and LEGITIMIZE it by asking him such stupid questions?
@M-Soares
@M-Soares 3 роки тому
Yeah, when you ask him "Will you accept the results" it makes it seem like him accepting the results matter at all, if you lose, you're out, I don't care if you think Juan in NM voted 20 times over.
@MrRafagigapr
@MrRafagigapr 3 роки тому
True even Democrats were yelling mah Russia collusion when they lost and then say other party won't accept it let's face both parties would not like to lose and will cry foul
@matbat2909
@matbat2909 3 роки тому
He should have no choice, but sadly that is not the case. He can lie. Why should he stop lying this one time? And that lie might be all it takes to make all the difference. Sad times, worst timeline.
@KadiusFTW
@KadiusFTW 3 роки тому
@@matbat2909 he has said multiple times that he doesnt just want 2 terms in office, he wants many. Why do you think he has gone through this much effort to supress voting?
@MsUltrafox
@MsUltrafox 3 роки тому
If he loses (and I hope he does) he has to get his carcase out of the white house because if he doesn't he will get his ass kicked out under presidential orders of the new guy.
@everentropy
@everentropy 3 роки тому
I love how Get Your Booty to the Polls combines sex and politics in a much more wholesome way than we normally see
@DarkLorddReviews
@DarkLorddReviews 3 роки тому
@@nara-qv9pk Yeah, its very persuasive. I just can't put my finger in it?
@Dave_ja_vu
@Dave_ja_vu 3 роки тому
@@DarkLorddReviews that's because you have to sit on your hands
@Cabrera1027
@Cabrera1027 3 роки тому
@@DarkLorddReviews just wait for the bouncers to look away
@mysticmarble94
@mysticmarble94 3 роки тому
@omnivore gains no can do ... Sorry ... Trump must pay !
@SuperShermanTanker
@SuperShermanTanker 3 роки тому
That was the biggest WHAT THE FUCK moment I ever seen
@bananaman2
@bananaman2 3 роки тому
Just wild how one month later and everything is playing out exactly as mentioned. The most surprising/disappointing thing is just how close the election is.
@lachiehowes-yarlett5444
@lachiehowes-yarlett5444 3 роки тому
I'm so happy that Trump lost 2020 has been bad enough
@Lucan47
@Lucan47 3 роки тому
@Damdu Dak Exactly, this wasn't a record turnout for Biden, it was a record turnout against Trump...
@ambralemon
@ambralemon 3 роки тому
And somehow people think this was just a way to defend voting fraud before it happened
@dumpygoodness4086
@dumpygoodness4086 3 роки тому
it's legally INSANE that y'all STILL trust The System and the Dempublican SUPER-MAFIA. Trump WON this election: Biden is more Trump than even Trump is! (EX: Biden has a far more repugnican track record than mostly-lib trump does.) EX: NEW ENGLAND is very liberal.... so WHY do they keep voting for GOP Governors? A: b/c the super-mafia does not rig EVERY election. ONLY the ones that matter, like... oh i don't know... GOVERNOR's races! (The Gov controls all the money and the entire state. A Congressman controls almost NOTHING.) EVERYONE but me believes these elections are real: "yes 80% of Vermont voted for BERNIE, but they also wanted the OPPOSITE of Bernie to run the entire state!" There are a million different ways to cheat elections, including the most obvious: CASH BRIBES. ("WHY would the rich use their money to CHEAT to stay in power?")
@jaysonwarden
@jaysonwarden 3 роки тому
I came here to say the same thing. But to get it 100% right a month is mind blowing.
@CarlosVazquez-pg1ts
@CarlosVazquez-pg1ts 2 роки тому
This aged like the finest imaginable wine ever.
@daswasich1147
@daswasich1147 3 роки тому
The More i learn about american Politics, the more i am astonished that you guys aren't in an open civil war right now.
@lordvass3377
@lordvass3377 3 роки тому
to be fair the dems acted like a sheep till this year now they reveal there are a wolf in sheep clothing
@emily884
@emily884 3 роки тому
Its heading to civil war soon
@christinaholloway8873
@christinaholloway8873 3 роки тому
It’s more like a Cold War in the country honestly, though I wouldn’t be surprised if we do a civil war
@lordvass3377
@lordvass3377 3 роки тому
@@christinaholloway8873 one side has no guns so it will be quick long live the USA
@lordvass3377
@lordvass3377 3 роки тому
@@emily884 its ganna make the Jerusalem 6 day war look slow
@MsScarletwings
@MsScarletwings 3 роки тому
It’s honestly ridiculous that people are MORE scared of Mail-in voting than they are of those electronic booths. The machines have a fishier track record than anything that at least stays on paper.
@fmbbeachbum8163
@fmbbeachbum8163 3 роки тому
Should be paper ballots period.
@ghostnoodle9721
@ghostnoodle9721 3 роки тому
Well you see whatever the media tells people to believe they will ignore what they know they know and take daddy news advice
@Quintinohthree
@Quintinohthree 3 роки тому
@@IlIlllIllIlIIIll Hand-marked and hand-counted, demand no less.
@mirna-garcia
@mirna-garcia 3 роки тому
100% spot on
@draconanam4605
@draconanam4605 3 роки тому
I agree, I stopped having any confidence in the machines when I found out Ivanka Trump now holds the patents to them and the legal rights to change them.
@bandolin1216
@bandolin1216 3 роки тому
"That could take our country to a very dark place" - Bill Barr. Dude that train left the station 4 years ago. LOL
@MH3Raiser
@MH3Raiser 3 роки тому
Just popping back a month later from the future: Don't worry guys, its going to be ok.
@mahularamaphoko1666
@mahularamaphoko1666 3 роки тому
It's weird that everything he touched on is happening now
@matthewfox237
@matthewfox237 3 роки тому
@@mahularamaphoko1666 called it to a T
@benmcnutt223
@benmcnutt223 3 роки тому
@@mahularamaphoko1666 I mean what did you expect
@astronieadi
@astronieadi 3 роки тому
I bought my booty to the polls and I’m still disappointed.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 3 роки тому
🤣
@fatoeki
@fatoeki 3 роки тому
Welcome Europeans to a new episode of "Why you're happy you don't live here"
@Aedrion-
@Aedrion- 3 роки тому
You know it! I have become so proud of my somewhat silly but quite effective country since seeing what a shitshow is going on over there.
@BeegirlsHoneyHouse
@BeegirlsHoneyHouse 3 роки тому
As an older,☺️well seasoned American, I’ve found it incredibly encouraging that so many millions of people all over this beautiful world have been keeping abreast of and offering supportive remarks and comments on the evil clown shat circus show that’s been going here in the US for 4 years‼️👍🏼 Thank you immensely for your heartfelt and intelligent input❗️ We’re determined to put this dark period in our history behind us and to safeguard that this despicable behavior and corruption never happen again.💙☮️🌎💙☮️🌎
@OdeToMea
@OdeToMea 3 роки тому
As an African, I feel similarly. I’ve become increasingly glad I don’t live in the US.
@myriamickx7969
@myriamickx7969 3 роки тому
My country’s incoherent political structure and the chronic inefficiency of our governments irritate me to no end, but it’s really a walk in the park compared to the US. I am definitely happy I don’t live there, you are right !
@semaj_5022
@semaj_5022 3 роки тому
I would very much like to leave this country for.. anywhere in europe really. But preferably Norway or Sweden. As soon as I go back to and finish college I'm determined to try to get out of here asap I'd just like to have something worthwhile to offer. I don't see the situation in the US improving much in the next 20 years.
@klamin_original
@klamin_original 3 роки тому
From a German point of view US politics and their „democracy“ are just ridiculous. We had 30% Mail voting in the last federal election. Wasn’t even worth an article in the newspapers, it’s just normal and doesn’t cause any problems. And the signature stuff is next level ridiculous
@AlliDell
@AlliDell 3 роки тому
This is why the US is a mess.. we make a drama over everything so the people don't see anything
@glipk
@glipk 3 роки тому
You had Nazis
@gugisagara4489
@gugisagara4489 3 роки тому
wait until you know about gerrymandering😅
@mq798
@mq798 3 роки тому
Also this whole registering to vote nonsense? In Germany you are registered to vote by default as soon as you're old enough to do so.
@andregalaxys2
@andregalaxys2 3 роки тому
@@glipk And you had Trump.
@littlealchemist5948
@littlealchemist5948 3 роки тому
I love how he predicted the trump reelection strategy so accurately. HAHAHAH
@CaptWesStarwind
@CaptWesStarwind 3 роки тому
Seven hours to vote? As a Canadian that is more than I have spent in my entire life waiting to vote. To everyone that has had to wait that much or longer I thank you.
@harveythepooka
@harveythepooka 3 роки тому
Anyone who says, "If I win there was no cheating, but if I lose, there was," is a liar.
@bluebotlivingston6016
@bluebotlivingston6016 3 роки тому
That's both dems and repubblicans lol
@mishimposble
@mishimposble 3 роки тому
Said Hilary Clinton 2016.. The electoral college was created for a legitimate reason.
@yurilookingforhisvictor7674
@yurilookingforhisvictor7674 3 роки тому
@@mishimposble A legitimate reason at the time it was created... it's extremely outdated now.
@mishimposble
@mishimposble 3 роки тому
@@yurilookingforhisvictor7674 You clearly don't understand why the Electoral college was put in place for balance.
@mathgod
@mathgod 3 роки тому
An orange narcissist.
@matchaisasoup
@matchaisasoup 3 роки тому
"The literal definition of a Nazi is someone with gun and arm band invading the polls'" Best historical based joke I've heard in 2020.
@katharinaleiding1055
@katharinaleiding1055 3 роки тому
So have I 🤣, Katharina from Germany 🇩🇪
@BeckyNosferatu
@BeckyNosferatu 3 роки тому
First I've heard it, and it took a LOT not to wake up the sleeping wife. xD
@sobania6095
@sobania6095 3 роки тому
Poles*
@smallfryenjoyer
@smallfryenjoyer 3 роки тому
Based? Based on what?
@peterg5383
@peterg5383 3 роки тому
@@smallfryenjoyer: based on the nazis invading the poles. in poland. because "polls" and "poles" are homophones. "homophones" are words that sound the same but are spelled differently.
@TheEmilyLaine
@TheEmilyLaine 3 роки тому
I can't imagine waiting 8 hours to vote. I'm Canadian and I've voted in two elections, it took me less than 10 minutes each time even though I had to register on spot both times.
@afmilret
@afmilret 3 роки тому
That’s because in Georgia where they have a racist Governor, there is still voter suppression. It should be illegal.
@TheChapelx
@TheChapelx 9 місяців тому
3 years later and it's like watching someone predict the future
@cretannia9790
@cretannia9790 3 роки тому
Me: Ready to go to bed UKposts: Would you like to be depressed first? Me: As long as the British parrot is the one causing it
@manganess5126
@manganess5126 3 роки тому
*British penguin XD
@drewgoin8849
@drewgoin8849 3 роки тому
Toucan
@cretannia9790
@cretannia9790 3 роки тому
@@drewgoin8849 All these damn different birds confusing me, this is the proper bird choice
@seaninglin1967
@seaninglin1967 3 роки тому
TOUCAN
@inthezone491
@inthezone491 3 роки тому
Amen
@vospecv8928
@vospecv8928 3 роки тому
"I don't lose too often." His taxes actually show he does lose quite often...
@Tcrror
@Tcrror 3 роки тому
@Ace 06 What a winning combination! LMFAO
@trabladorr
@trabladorr 3 роки тому
In the mind of a narcissist, they can rationalize any personal failure as someone else's, or even a victory in learning. He does actually believe that he doesn't lose too often.
@jackngo9164
@jackngo9164 3 роки тому
@@trabladorr Trump is actually right, if you took the time to analyze his last 7 years tax returns that he released to the American people in 2016; you will see that it’s a mixture of the banks fault and basic math. Borrowing and spending more money than you make = deficit/debt doesn’t make sense.
@mannyverse6158
@mannyverse6158 3 роки тому
Being delusional comes with narcissism
@ryancawdor9381
@ryancawdor9381 3 роки тому
go back to england you hack
@justathoughtinmotion8825
@justathoughtinmotion8825 3 роки тому
As a person living in an “urban area”, I plan on mailing my ballot in a mailbox located in a “suburban area” to ensure my ballot gets processed in a timely manner…just saying.
@marshallfischer8686
@marshallfischer8686 3 роки тому
Now that is next level problem solving
@hoodiesticks
@hoodiesticks 3 роки тому
Can we just appreciate the fact that this episode featured 2 different poll puns, and there was nobody around to laugh/groan? "Get your booty to the polls" (stripper poles) and Nazis invading the polls (people from Poland)
@chasingdharmaify
@chasingdharmaify 3 роки тому
"Get your booty to the poll" is incredible.
@meowntown69
@meowntown69 3 роки тому
I love it so much
@heman5954
@heman5954 3 роки тому
I thought he's being generous with the 3/4 life crisis
@michaelmanion457
@michaelmanion457 3 роки тому
I am a white man from the suburbs of Chicago in a majority white neighborhood and it has never taken me more than 15 mins to complete the whole process of voting. Could you imagine the Karen’s and Kyles if it took white people 8 hours to vote?!?!?!?!?!
@TokinTaylor
@TokinTaylor 3 роки тому
Watch fall of the cabal
@samanzibar
@samanzibar 3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@ShawnLH88
@ShawnLH88 3 роки тому
Exactly
@benedictifye
@benedictifye 3 роки тому
They wouldn't. I'm not sure if they'd lose any power...
@assadicted
@assadicted 3 роки тому
Imagine Karen and Karl if it took them 8 hours to vote and it took Jamal or Juan only 15mn...
@thatonetenor1547
@thatonetenor1547 3 роки тому
I don’t know if anyone will see this but I need to get this out of my head or I’m gonna freak out. First of all, binging this series is what has been keeping me happy today. It’s been my light at the end of the tunnel. Second of all, my mom is one of the breach healthcare workers in my home town. Yesterday she just got tested positive for COVID. To make things even harder, my father is in the prime group for people in danger of the disease. I don’t want pity. I don’t want attention. I just need to get this out of my head. And once again, thank you HBO any John Oliver and your amazing team for keeping this content coming throughout this entire ordeal
@jayceewedmak9524
@jayceewedmak9524 3 роки тому
You can get through it. You'll be fine. No matter how everything turns out - you will be strong enough.
@MZB80
@MZB80 3 роки тому
Hey - how's everything going? It's been a few weeks - how's your mum & dad? How are you coping?
@197228sept
@197228sept 3 роки тому
Lol, John Oliver is a true prophet! I am watching this after the elections :D
@Starwarsdude8221991
@Starwarsdude8221991 3 роки тому
I never before so truly understood the old Chinese curse. “May you live in interesting times.”
@radnukespeoplesminds
@radnukespeoplesminds 3 роки тому
News is supposed to be boring
@silverschannel8578
@silverschannel8578 3 роки тому
@@HairAndWire This. I'm Chinese and I've never heard it or anything like it. Old Trek's great though, despite a few things that didn't age well
@Vaprous
@Vaprous 3 роки тому
Its an American proverb from Star Trek. Its still an excellent proverb, but a modern one that has nothing to do with Chinese culture.
@pernillepedersenweensvange7506
@pernillepedersenweensvange7506 3 роки тому
I thought it came from Ancient Greece?
@HongFeiBai
@HongFeiBai 3 роки тому
I'm Chinese. Never heard it before.
@MartijnPennings
@MartijnPennings 3 роки тому
I have voted in the Netherlands at least a dozen times. It goes like this: every adult gets a letter a week or two before voting. You go to the voting booth which has never been farther than 5 minutes walk from my house. There's no line (maybe a couple of people before you, but there's no waiting). You show your ID card or passport and the letter you received and vote. That's it. It seems crazy to me how difficult it is in the US to even register yourself to vote, let alone let your vote count.
@rosemarykitten7686
@rosemarykitten7686 3 роки тому
I live here. Please help. ._.
@stevewisdom3447
@stevewisdom3447 3 роки тому
Martijn Pennings It’s a disgrace what Republicans are doing to suppress the vote.We are heading into difficult times if Biden doesn’t win.Keep passport handy!!!
@QuakerLady
@QuakerLady 3 роки тому
And every state has its own rules
@wcezel
@wcezel 3 роки тому
we do the same in France, it's pretty easy and there is no line. I never understood the american way when it comes to election
@pmorales21
@pmorales21 3 роки тому
It's the same here. I've never encountered more than 4 o 5 persons. According to your address and surname you are assigned a nearby school that is prepared for voting. It's not an optional process either.
@lilyveneklasen1780
@lilyveneklasen1780 3 роки тому
"Horribly coordinated, totally nonsensical, and extremely dumb." You, my friend, just described the government of the U.S
@jessicalacasse6205
@jessicalacasse6205 3 роки тому
or rome babylon constantinople ...
@tomasgomez9925
@tomasgomez9925 3 роки тому
And people still want more government 😆
@festethephule7553
@festethephule7553 3 роки тому
@@jessicalacasse6205 You offend me with your comparisons, good madam.
@jessicalacasse6205
@jessicalacasse6205 3 роки тому
@@festethephule7553 can t even elect a president ...real democracy
@festethephule7553
@festethephule7553 3 роки тому
@@jessicalacasse6205 ...What? What does democracy have to do with the competency of the ancient cities of Rome, Babylon, and Constantinople? Have I made an erroneous assumption?
@rickyduck
@rickyduck 3 роки тому
16:00 John Oliver called it perfectly
@skittlecookie715
@skittlecookie715 3 роки тому
"Horribly coordinated, totally nonsensical, and extremely dumb" -2020 in a nutshell
@wf6951
@wf6951 3 роки тому
Get your booty to the poles
@DeosPraetorian
@DeosPraetorian 3 роки тому
@@wf6951 Do you want him to become a stripper?
@PretenderCS
@PretenderCS 3 роки тому
The same shit happens all the time, 2020 is just more extreme.
@alblaka8852
@alblaka8852 3 роки тому
Also; projection.
@GlobalSingeing
@GlobalSingeing 3 роки тому
But only in America unfortunately
@FritzSchober
@FritzSchober 3 роки тому
8 hours waiting time? How did he go to the toilet? Also: 8 HOURS? WTF? Even in 3rd world countries it's less problematic to vote.
@onnol917
@onnol917 3 роки тому
On a democrcy level the US is a third world country with these practises
@Telamond
@Telamond 3 роки тому
Is USA even a democracy anymore? I feel like it hasn't been a democracy for a long time...
@anairivera6121
@anairivera6121 3 роки тому
Many places in the US are giving large areas 1 polling site so wait times are horrible (I live in Texas and it's happening here)
@gagandeepsinghsudan5477
@gagandeepsinghsudan5477 3 роки тому
It took me 15 minutes from home and back home to vote in country like India with 1.3 billion people
@mo995
@mo995 3 роки тому
In 3rd world country most of us don't vote so it's easy
@redheadedstepchild9814
@redheadedstepchild9814 3 роки тому
This episode should be called: John Oliver predicts the future!
@seanbohan9491
@seanbohan9491 3 роки тому
I'm re-watching this on 17 January 2021. John nailed almost everything. I think his decency prevented him from predicting the insurrection, impeachment, and...?
@husbandofearth558
@husbandofearth558 3 роки тому
😂
@tykekai3555
@tykekai3555 3 роки тому
Nazis are terrible, but the "...who threatens the safety of the Poles." line had me in stitches.
@jasminjavorina199
@jasminjavorina199 3 роки тому
I died there 🤣🤣🤣
@thothomas753
@thothomas753 3 роки тому
I stopped the video and scrolled down immediately. That was on point
@deboozombie23
@deboozombie23 3 роки тому
The Polwatchters might "Wear brown shirts and aSSeSS the situation" - Stephen Colbert
@jasminjavorina199
@jasminjavorina199 3 роки тому
@@deboozombie23 hmmm, that would be a paradox as the brown shirts were actually SA rather than SS but I don't suppose that poll watchers would know the difference 😀
@user-ud9xc1hr3g
@user-ud9xc1hr3g 3 роки тому
Reminds me of that advertisement image for a some VW a while back that said "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank."
@kasdjkfghalksjdhg
@kasdjkfghalksjdhg 3 роки тому
My phone needs a battery like the one that guy in Georgia has.
@12thLevelSithLord
@12thLevelSithLord 3 роки тому
He might also have a portable charger he keeps with him, that'd help
@tootieq6527
@tootieq6527 3 роки тому
Kevin Doria I have already bought 2 portable phone chargers in case I have a long wait.
@jasonalbert6251
@jasonalbert6251 3 роки тому
Forget the battery, let’s talk about his data plan. Either that guy had unlimited, or his phone bill is gonna _suck_.
@iwantsexseemyvideo8642
@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 3 роки тому
♥️😊😅
@ayushthumbarathy3961
@ayushthumbarathy3961 3 роки тому
@@jasonalbert6251 Have you heard of pirating? Just don't stream bro.🔥🔥
@itsmehamm
@itsmehamm 3 роки тому
The whole “make sure your signatures match” thing is freaking me out so much. I’m an overseas citizen voter and I cannot for the life of me remember how I signed my ballot last time around 😓 Don’t have a US driver’s licence either so can’t even refer back to that!
@katieshay3067
@katieshay3067 3 роки тому
Me too! I couldn't find my driver's license, so I just kinda winged it and am hoping for the best. What else can you do honestly?
@hectorNorza
@hectorNorza 3 роки тому
I emailed the voting offices of my state and they gave me information about it. You should do the same :)
@adley.j
@adley.j 3 роки тому
When I got my ID in the mail I looked it over and I MISSPELLED MY NAME in my signature how do I even recover from that lmao
@hectorNorza
@hectorNorza 3 роки тому
@@adley.j as far as i know, you can re-register and that would fix it...
@lilychu8912
@lilychu8912 3 роки тому
I just heard about this issue on the radio. Look up and call your local county election office (i.e. where your address is based in the US) and ask them for help. If you don't know where your office is, look here: www.fvap.gov/search-offices
@FilmdudeJC94
@FilmdudeJC94 3 роки тому
Well John, guess we can say....... WE GOT HIM!!!!
@ama2065
@ama2065 2 роки тому
Who
@Chris.Pontius
@Chris.Pontius 3 роки тому
America: where democracy is almost an religion Also America: let's make voting as difficult as can be. This country is such a joke.
@ashlikefrompokemon4327
@ashlikefrompokemon4327 3 роки тому
This country has only ever had democracy for rich white people (usually only rich white men)
@aruinlav
@aruinlav 3 роки тому
Always has been.
@mgelliott86
@mgelliott86 3 роки тому
I mean they can't have us poor people voting
@DocHoody
@DocHoody 3 роки тому
Nah, jokes are supposed to be funny. This country is just sad
@berenicea.n.barkovitch7406
@berenicea.n.barkovitch7406 3 роки тому
The US have never experienced democracy
@ShutItKyle
@ShutItKyle 3 роки тому
Im more surprised that guy's phone battery lasted 7 hours and 45 minutes tbh
@bertoandon9681
@bertoandon9681 3 роки тому
Battery packs?
@bobitboo2792
@bobitboo2792 3 роки тому
Especially since he was using it so much
@Chas-OTE
@Chas-OTE 3 роки тому
He must have had a hell of a power bank
@Sochi314
@Sochi314 3 роки тому
I have a portable battery for things like that. Fortunately I've never experienced a line at my polling place.
@WeezaY5000
@WeezaY5000 3 роки тому
@@Chas-OTE He probably had several. I would have.
@stefg2000
@stefg2000 3 роки тому
Anyone else extremely excited for Oliver's first post-election show??
@christiankohlberger7261
@christiankohlberger7261 3 роки тому
Yesss I am waiting
@mikegaynor7222
@mikegaynor7222 3 роки тому
He’s gonna have a field day especially with the four seasons fiasco 😂😂😂
@menialharpsichordist553
@menialharpsichordist553 3 роки тому
If someone running last week tonight is reading this i would like there to be an episode on special education departments across the board with scandalous behavior and just disgusting treatment of mentally disabled/not at all mentally disabled people who were forced into the program and are legally trapped there, like myself i feel that it's time someone actually addressed the issue of special education boards across the country
@RandomStranger246
@RandomStranger246 3 роки тому
They did something similar about guardianship. Might be up their alley.
@dusty3219
@dusty3219 3 роки тому
Dude, the Judge Rotenberg centre mate; holy shit that's a FUCKING nightmare!
@spongeintheshoe
@spongeintheshoe 5 місяців тому
One time I had a teacher sit on me.
@RanekVorax
@RanekVorax 3 роки тому
America, the so called country of "Democracy". Yet it takes me in the simple ol Europe just 10min to go in a polling station and get out again with a successful vote :)
@richardsanchez9190
@richardsanchez9190 3 роки тому
To be fair it used to take that long. Ever since I started to vote it would take me about 10 to 15 mns to get in n out.
@RanekVorax
@RanekVorax 3 роки тому
​@@richardsanchez9190 Then you guys did a great job in gutting a working system if the voting time changed from 10-15min 8h.
@Ri4Fu
@Ri4Fu 3 роки тому
Yeah and we in Switzerland where we can vote on basically any big legislation we had almost exclusively mail in voting for decades without any big fraud cases ever.
@michielvoetberg4634
@michielvoetberg4634 3 роки тому
I guess my average waiting time for voting in person is around 2-5 minutes. I am from the Netherlands
@shadoudirges
@shadoudirges 3 роки тому
@@RanekVorax It happens when one party is actively carrying out voter suppression tactics.
@Braamsery1992
@Braamsery1992 3 роки тому
There are a few things I as a German take from this: 1. You have terribly long lines because you dont know how to organize an election. In the city where I come from (75.000 citizens), we have 45 polling stations to keep the lines as small as possible (usually you dont have to wait or max 1-3 ppl in front of you.) You get an invitation to vote. Take that and your ID (which isnt really looked at that much, if at all), they look if youre on the list, give you the paper (yes, no machines) and thats it. Easy, quick and unterstandable. 2. You vote on tuesdays, we on sundays. Less ppl work on sundays which spreads the votes more over the day instead of a literal rush hour when many ppl get home from work. 3. There are two results we get. The one on election night/early morning is not official yet. They just send it with a program to give parties a chance to sort out who they could form a coalition with, but its not official yet. That takes about 2-3 weeks. Not just because of the mail-in-votes, but the verification process takes time. The official result gets mailed with signings of several involved ppl to the next higher up, they look over it, sign it and send it etc. until it reaches the federal returning officer who announces it at the end. No idea how you can fuck up the most basic principle of a democracy so bad.
@rhettcujo9006
@rhettcujo9006 3 роки тому
They don’t want organization that favors the “left”
@jschuler53
@jschuler53 3 роки тому
Braamsery1992. ha ha ha great comment.
@Empedocles449
@Empedocles449 3 роки тому
1. The terribly long lines aren't accidental. They're a deliberate voter suppression tactic. They're a sign if rising fascism, not ignorance.
@Empedocles449
@Empedocles449 3 роки тому
@@Spearca Fewer people work on Sunday, though.
@Empedocles449
@Empedocles449 3 роки тому
@@Spearca . . . . . . . Yes. . . . . . .But there are fewer. Of course you should try to inconvenience as few people as possible. What're you even on about?
@jeeshcrest
@jeeshcrest 3 роки тому
Now that Georgia has swung for DEMs, can we please get a follow up segment with the strippers who made the PSA? They are national heros.
@13strong
@13strong 3 роки тому
Them and Killer Mike from Run the Jewels
@Fireglo
@Fireglo 3 роки тому
No they're not. They were treating people like idiots who aren't taking the election seriously. Many intelligent black women were offended by the ad portraying them in that light. They want to be taken seriously not pandered to with stereotypes and memes.
@13strong
@13strong 3 роки тому
@@Fireglo What the fuck? Who thought that was supposed to represent Black women in general? And what's wrong with being associated with sex workers? Take your old-fashioned respectability politics elsewhere. And the ad wasn't trying to appeal to Black women. It was trying to appeal to some heterosexual Black men, lightly poking fun at their macho self-image to encourage them to vote.
@now4y
@now4y 3 роки тому
Watching this video a few days after the election makes it crazily accurate
@Trustyzaney
@Trustyzaney 3 роки тому
How is it possible that in America the Attorney General acts like the President's personal lawyer.. That Barr character is a real piece of work
@emmanuelpiscicelli6232
@emmanuelpiscicelli6232 3 роки тому
@HYDROXYCHLOROQUEEN More than one.
@Fate263
@Fate263 3 роки тому
Trust me, the role of the Attorney General is NOT supposed to be that. So I cringe whenever people put Attorney General and William Barr in the same sentence.
@lordbuddybear
@lordbuddybear 3 роки тому
They should call him Attorney Particular and not Attorney General :v
@martintieber7756
@martintieber7756 3 роки тому
It seems that way because its being pushed by the media a lot more. Eric Holder was a lot worse...the press just didn't report it. Obama used the DoJ to persecute more members of the press than any president in recent memory.
@manda60
@manda60 3 роки тому
Dictator 101; load the Judicial system with your stooges, so any legal challenge to your power is doomed to failure.
@SwissTanuki
@SwissTanuki 3 роки тому
Here in Switzerland we vote about everything 4 times a year. Every year. Most of us do it by mail. Never a problem.
@deliaklager766
@deliaklager766 3 роки тому
Yep, and even if you forget to cast your ballot early, you can still show up to the polling place and vote in person without standing in line for 8h.
@marmotarchivist
@marmotarchivist 3 роки тому
In Switzerland you automatically recieve the voting materials. Then you can send them via mail, drop them in a special voting mailbox at the poll station at any time before the election, or cast your vote in person on the election day. As long as you fill the ballot out correctly, there is never any doubt that your vote will get counted and it would be very hard to commit fraud. So people here trust in this system and in the results. I can only imagine the kind of money it would take to organize such a system in the US, but it's so frustrating to hear the republicans just devalidating the legitimaty of the whole election process instead of funding ways to improve it. But then again, if the system was acually improved, they wouldn't get the result the want.
@abiyoyo9831
@abiyoyo9831 3 роки тому
Good for you. The US works differently.
@userytx
@userytx 3 роки тому
@@abiyoyo9831 differently as in worse.
@abiyoyo9831
@abiyoyo9831 3 роки тому
「HunterZ」 Nope. Just differently. Comparing an empire to a country is not really an apt comparison.
@MeleeTiger
@MeleeTiger 3 роки тому
The rest of the world: Man, living over here and we're still worried about this. Canada and Mexico: Screaming on the Inside being stuck with sharing a land border.
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 3 роки тому
Well, Mexico has nothing to fear. After all, he's gonna build a wall!
@royalflushqc9933
@royalflushqc9933 3 роки тому
I can’t stand people that thinks are talking for everybody i’m canadian and i’m rooting for Trump all the way and he already won dems will have to accept it now or later
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 3 роки тому
@@royalflushqc9933 Cool, you're in the minority and I'm embarrassed to share a country with you.
@royalflushqc9933
@royalflushqc9933 3 роки тому
@@CaptainDoomsday the embarrassement is shared
@MoreThanLessRJeh
@MoreThanLessRJeh 5 місяців тому
This aged perfectly 😂 the man is literally about to go to prison
@mountainhun
@mountainhun 3 роки тому
The signature thing is really scary. Like what an old-fashioned, antiquated way of verifying something. We have voter ID cards, social security numbers, and driver's licenses to verify our identification, why should a bit of messy penmanship deny your citizenship in an election?
@mewho8057
@mewho8057 3 роки тому
Why require a form of ID that takes time to get and not everyone has, when you could use thumbprint as primary ID verification instead? More people have fingerprints than have driver's licenses, voter ID cards, and social security numbers, and you still have those to ID the few people with no thumbprint.
@WilL-DaNG
@WilL-DaNG 3 роки тому
@@mewho8057 despite what people watch fingerprints are not unique
@d3line
@d3line 3 роки тому
@@mewho8057 or, you know... National id cards? Like every other damn country in the world? I'm still baffled why US doesn't have them...
@thisguy9819
@thisguy9819 3 роки тому
@@WilL-DaNG like that guy who was arrested for an act of terrisom in spain, when hin fact he had never even been to spain. If you look up how they analyze fingerprints its very different than tv.
@brittanys1203
@brittanys1203 3 роки тому
Facilitate the Unilateral Commission of Keeping The Real Union's Majority a Priority
@ventii_kun
@ventii_kun 3 роки тому
Strippers talking about voting in front patriotic decor is the most American thing I’ve seen😂🇺🇸
@nekoanimator
@nekoanimator 3 роки тому
just add a gun or three, and bam
@imkitti1942
@imkitti1942 3 роки тому
I am a woman & I couldn't take my eyes off the add! Best 1 I've seen.
@julianmoretti7847
@julianmoretti7847 3 роки тому
Missing burgers, flags and guns.
@imkitti1942
@imkitti1942 3 роки тому
Ya know if my ass wasn't as flat as a freaking pancake, I would be in the streets doing that!😹
@ventii_kun
@ventii_kun 3 роки тому
IM KITTI Honestly, same😂😭
@noj86
@noj86 3 роки тому
Spot on prediction of what actually happened, always great content ! Keep on going with the great work to the John Oliver team !
@amandaskittone9231
@amandaskittone9231 3 роки тому
When you’re living the exact predictions they made a month ago.
@rochester212
@rochester212 3 роки тому
America be like: This is the land of the free! Also America: let's prevent blacks and latinos from voting and also make sure not all votes are equal".
@PaperMario64
@PaperMario64 3 роки тому
Exactly. America has a personality disorder.
@maximilianbeyer5642
@maximilianbeyer5642 3 роки тому
It's more like: Land of the free* *rich white people
@r987p
@r987p 3 роки тому
Why can't they vote?
@Kriae
@Kriae 3 роки тому
they're as much the land of the free as china is communist
@noeluna7354
@noeluna7354 3 роки тому
Welcome to Portland, John Oliver can not expresses his real opinions about biden because of how showbusiness works So in this show john Oliver is obligated to not say anything real about biden Take this information & do, what I would have you do
@JacopoBasanisi
@JacopoBasanisi 3 роки тому
European here. American Bros, please clarify: -Why can't you vote comfortably? we have billions of public offices or even schools where we can vote, so no big lines and "fast" counting -How can the boss of public officials tell people there are going to be errors in vote counting, a task "he" (as in the government) is in charge with
@probablystudying5811
@probablystudying5811 3 роки тому
Don't worry our votes are only a gesture anyway, the Electoral College actually elects the president. Do we elect them? Nope! Thanks for coming to my TED talk and please help us thanksss
@PixelatedH2O
@PixelatedH2O 3 роки тому
Part of the problem is that people who have to work a full day on election day only have 2-3 hours to get to polls
@Tarek831
@Tarek831 3 роки тому
Because one of our two main parties has done everything from redrawing voting lines to closing down voting areas with intent to discourage voting or weaken the votes of certain types of voters (certain demographics and certain areas tend to vote like-mindedly). It’s been going on for years and gets worse each year. This is why the minority governs the majority in America lately. This is not a democracy currently
@MajorMlgNoob
@MajorMlgNoob 3 роки тому
Republicans is the short answer
@MajorMlgNoob
@MajorMlgNoob 3 роки тому
@@probablystudying5811 I mean the EC is bullshit but the winner of the individual states get the votes
@Not.a.bird.Person
@Not.a.bird.Person 3 роки тому
Oh my, in Montreal, one of the most populous cities in Canada, I've never actually had to wait to vote. Every election I've been to has, at worst, had me wait for 5-10 minutes. Seeing this 7h waiting time just shock me. That guy reaaaaaally wants to vote, wow.
@M_SC
@M_SC 3 роки тому
Yeah but a lot of our votes got rejected for technical reasons and “lost” during the referendum
@Not.a.bird.Person
@Not.a.bird.Person 3 роки тому
@@M_SC sure buddy
@DeadDinosaur
@DeadDinosaur 3 роки тому
Holy shit, John was exactly on point with that last 3rd. That's exactly what happened.
@LandOfForeverSummer
@LandOfForeverSummer 3 роки тому
Im impressed that his phone battery lasted 7+ hours
@juliansanchezharris5773
@juliansanchezharris5773 3 роки тому
Stocked 3 powerbanks? 😋
@jiralishu
@jiralishu 3 роки тому
@@juliansanchezharris5773 maybe 4.
@Frazzled_Chameleon
@Frazzled_Chameleon 3 роки тому
Defo wasn't an iPhone lol
@revinaque1342
@revinaque1342 3 роки тому
I'm more impressed that he had enough mobile data to stream 5 hours' worth of Netflix
@selah71
@selah71 3 роки тому
I've got a Motorola g7 Supra and the battery lasts all day. Even after playing hours of games, watching UKposts videos and a movie or two, I still have juice. (Hey, its Covid-19 in 2020!) I've had this phone since April and only one time did it signal low battery. And it charges very fast.
@MrKlarthums
@MrKlarthums 3 роки тому
If you're afraid to vote because of potential poll intimidation, just imagine how terrified Trump is of your vote.
@fortheloveofnoise9298
@fortheloveofnoise9298 3 роки тому
I don't want to vote because both options are racist rapists.
@RobynHoodCosplay
@RobynHoodCosplay 3 роки тому
@@fortheloveofnoise9298 I'm not from the US, but I read that you have also the option to vote a 3rd party right? That way you don't have to vote for someone you don't like ;)
@jba2048
@jba2048 3 роки тому
@Gwyn Hood no on here has faith in 3rd parties due to past experiences.
@TheKavo97
@TheKavo97 3 роки тому
@@jba2048 what past expirences? They never get any votes/elected
@RobynHoodCosplay
@RobynHoodCosplay 3 роки тому
@@jba2048 Okay I informed myself a bit. Yes in the past they didn't get enough. But if so many people say "I don't want to vote between 2 evils" isn't that enough to make a change? You need to raise your voice and vote in order to make a difference. If you don't vote you have no right to complain about the outcome ;)
@mikegaynor7222
@mikegaynor7222 3 роки тому
Watching this after the election and holy shit John Oliver nailed it all around. From the blue shift to the long time to count to trump declaring victory. Somebody give this man a medal
@RockStar-jg3un
@RockStar-jg3un Рік тому
Utterly FASCINATING to watch this in March 2023…
@UndertheNeedle282
@UndertheNeedle282 Рік тому
Agreed
@ayellowpapercrown6750
@ayellowpapercrown6750 3 роки тому
Who’s gonna tell them it’s not a democracy if only one party can get elected
@ebbyc1817
@ebbyc1817 3 роки тому
yeah China not looking so bad now
@m1l22
@m1l22 3 роки тому
Ebby C you know having a bar code stamped on your forehead doesnt seem so bad.
@deltalauch1312
@deltalauch1312 3 роки тому
Pffft. You muricans are sweet. Calling it democracy when only got 2 parties ... greetings from europe.
@altrey520
@altrey520 3 роки тому
Lol it was a democracy when parties weren’t even a thing. It was all one party and THATS honestly the best way. Not to mention keep this charade we’re living through now from happening. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I mean I know y’all have your reasons, some better than others, but all in all it should be one citizen one vote. We could find ways to curve the undesired influence and what not. I mean it would be better with many parties verses just two cause with just two it makes it much easier to manipulate. Funny thing is there are more than two but no one seems to remember that lol.
@MrOzzification
@MrOzzification 3 роки тому
Its also not a democracy when a a few private corporations have enough collective influence that they get the state to serve their own self-interests over the needs of the masses. There are actually several matters that both republican and democrat voters are in favour of. Like better gun regulations, at least some better form of healthcare than what exists currently, getting the troops out of the Middle East & reducing needless war activity. But all these go ignored & its more important to set the masses against each other.
@GerardKean
@GerardKean 3 роки тому
I think the US election needs UN observers and BBC reporters
@imperator5228
@imperator5228 3 роки тому
All elections should, really.
@ronaldorobsondefreitas2426
@ronaldorobsondefreitas2426 3 роки тому
Do you know how UN hire theire employes to those hight pay jobs? Do you know how currupt is UN all over the world?
@nunyabeeswax7111
@nunyabeeswax7111 3 роки тому
www.osce.org/odihr/elections/usa/456787 this time I'm realy curious for the results...
@00TubeFan
@00TubeFan 3 роки тому
@@nunyabeeswax7111 The OSCE news from Oct 12: 140 election observers deploy to the US election. www.osce.org/parliamentary-assembly/466767 (former German Deputy Foreign Minister Michael Link will lead the obsever mission .. that is just a fun fact for me because I have just today read about it in a local newspaper and now here at LastWeekTonight)
@sarina1234ful
@sarina1234ful 3 роки тому
@Steve Smith is it as corrupt as fox news too?
@RussMcClay
@RussMcClay 3 роки тому
I'm watching this in December 2020 and am very impressed with this most excellent public service announcement with such good information. Thank you, John Oliver, and your team for helping Americans to participate in the 2020 presidential election.
@BDMEDIAUK
@BDMEDIAUK 3 роки тому
Wow John Oliver literally warned us of the future! Love watching this show keep it guys.
@Mito383
@Mito383 3 роки тому
I can’t imagine my phone battery lasting for 5 hours while streaming tv.
@Dreron
@Dreron 3 роки тому
One big power bank and you, or he, or pretty much anyone is good to go.
@ColoringKaria
@ColoringKaria 3 роки тому
Dude people have portable charging sticks they cost like $20. I had one for the longest time but I don’t really have one these days.
@rikatan
@rikatan 3 роки тому
@Poppy Kneegrow Yes, the person just explained how it was possible for the phone to last 5 hours. Read before typing.
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 3 роки тому
@Poppy Kneegrow True, but I am proud of the people willing to do so. I am planning to bring a folding canvas chair, a bag lunch and a couple of beverages just in case, and hope I won't need them.
@pdoylemi
@pdoylemi 3 роки тому
@Poppy Kneegrow Well, for one thing, I am nearly 60 years old - I would not like standing in a line for eight hours even in my 20s. I also get a little hypoglycemic and can get very weak and shaky if I go without food too long. But why are you so fucking pissed? What's wrong with people looking for a way to make this ridiculous wait more pleasant? Personally, I'll probably just bring a book, but that's my choice.
@idrinkandiknowthings9738
@idrinkandiknowthings9738 3 роки тому
My anxiety is out of control I hate this year so much
@idrinkandiknowthings9738
@idrinkandiknowthings9738 3 роки тому
Greg Bors damn that’s good advice I gotta change my name
@opus4rv
@opus4rv 3 роки тому
@Greg Bors You win the internet today my friend. Best advice I've received for 2020!
@ColoringKaria
@ColoringKaria 3 роки тому
Meh. Just remember it can and will get worse. Do what you can to mitigate damage. But it’ll get worse before it gets better.
@Mcspazz731
@Mcspazz731 3 роки тому
I just gave up on trying to manage my anxiety with this year... whats the point
@morfeusfs
@morfeusfs 3 роки тому
Take a break from all social media. If you know who you're voting, avoid politics. Just go vote and nothing more. Your anxiety will thank me.
@tamarawynne424
@tamarawynne424 3 роки тому
Watching this two days after election day is actually terrifying cause all his predictions came true...
@mehrshadshahabi4845
@mehrshadshahabi4845 3 роки тому
This aged like a fine wine
@fm9572
@fm9572 3 роки тому
A quick history lesson; The reason we vote "the first Tuesday in November" and don't actually seat members of Congress, the Senate, and Presidents until the following January, is because when the Constitution was written, everyone traveled either by Sailboat, or Horse/Donkey. The ballots most certainly weren't "electronic," and all of them were filled out by hand. They were then counted, the results, taken to the Secretary of State for each state, certified, then taken to the federal Secretary of State for certification. And let's not even get into the electoral college, or States appointing their Senators, for the first 100 years of the country. They were lucky if it was completed by mid-December, much less "election day." The first session of congress each election wasn't usually until a couple of months after swearing in due to everyone traveling by much slower, non-petroleum powered means of transport, and to make sure the votes were counted properly. It wasn't a thing to call political races on the night of the election (Dewey defeats Truman, Google that headline) until the modern Radio/Television era. Even then, they can still get it wrong.
@laurahubbard6906
@laurahubbard6906 3 роки тому
This is what I've been pointing out all along. We all seem to have forgotten that there was a time without electronic technology, immediate communication, and high-speed computers to calculate numbers.
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 3 роки тому
"DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN"... ;-)
@stefano2303
@stefano2303 3 роки тому
Let's remember the mess made by the media's obsession with calling the results ASAP in the 2000 elections
@karimpeters3875
@karimpeters3875 3 роки тому
So, why do many democratic countries hold voting on a Sunday and the US can't? www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2017/05/06/france-election-excitement-prompts-question-why-don-vote-weekends/06TRxT0glthAlzbgwNCcCK/story.html
@fm9572
@fm9572 3 роки тому
@@stefano2303 I still spit and curse whenever the name "Ralph Nader" is either mentioned by someone else or forcibly uttered from my lips. I fear the Republicans may use the same tactics they used in Florida in 2000 nationwide in 2020.
@grfrjiglstan
@grfrjiglstan 3 роки тому
I'm surprised Trump admitted he's a bad loser. He doesn't like to call himself a bad anything.
@DeyaViews
@DeyaViews 3 роки тому
He figures that to lose at something he would first need to be bad at it, and he cannot fathom that.
@DoronD
@DoronD 3 роки тому
I'm surprised he has the ability of self reflection...
@XXX1234ABC
@XXX1234ABC 3 роки тому
Unlike Billie Ellish...
@pewbaca2611
@pewbaca2611 3 роки тому
He is a very good bad loser. Probably the best bad loser there has ever been. He is such a bad loser that he wins all the time.
@bread4237
@bread4237 3 роки тому
@@XXX1234ABC why- and what does that have to do with anything lmaO?
@thDEVILdl
@thDEVILdl 3 роки тому
Who else is watching this after the election?? Like everything he has said hit the nail on the head
@glitzerfunkel189
@glitzerfunkel189 3 роки тому
It still makes me smile, that I believe, that John Oliver isn't wearing trousers 😅🤦🏼‍♀️
@gerizilla8482
@gerizilla8482 3 роки тому
It is so strange to see one of the richest countries on earth struggle with something as fundamental as an fair election...
@Lunethzero
@Lunethzero 3 роки тому
Its because the rich people run the country
@yoo909
@yoo909 3 роки тому
Lune and they’ve been busy rigging elections in other countries for decades. They know what works now
@jonasnielsen843
@jonasnielsen843 3 роки тому
When viewing debt per capita they rank number 8 When just viewing debt they rank number 1 How are they one of the riches countries?
@donotlike4anonymus594
@donotlike4anonymus594 3 роки тому
@@Lunethzero more like the corrupt establishment... Trump did take over popularly and well u know.. Yes he's rich but since being in office been losing a ton of money and well u know fixing america
@Quantumwolf45
@Quantumwolf45 3 роки тому
Youre telling me. My friends and I fought and died for this country in the Marines. I thought we were a democracy.... But seeing how easy it is for Republicans to suppress the vote is a clear message that we might not be a democracy anymore.
@fcdphilly
@fcdphilly 3 роки тому
5:26 ... I have nothing but admiration for this guy and the others who waited that long. It shouldn't have been necessary, of course, but the fact that these people saw the line and waited rather than going home ... huge respect!!
@katydid922
@katydid922 3 роки тому
Best Late Night host ever. It will be a sad day when John Oliver is no longer on the air. American needs you, John!
@monicareid8858
@monicareid8858 8 місяців тому
You sooooooooooo called it!!!
@MoreThanLessRJeh
@MoreThanLessRJeh 5 місяців тому
Literally.
@MattauschA
@MattauschA 3 роки тому
Am I the only one wondering, how his phone lasted over 7h while watching shows and listening to music? :D
@elsharkone7
@elsharkone7 3 роки тому
I assume he brought a power bank with him?
@GrahamCantin
@GrahamCantin 3 роки тому
Portable charger. These are just the ones I and my friends carry around. www.anker.com/products/variant/powercore-20100/ My photography friend won't even leave the house without one of his three ankers. zendure.com/collections/recommendations/products/x5-pocket-sized-portable-charger-for-laptops-black This one will charge most type-C PD laptops if they're off, but not mine cause Razer apparently doesn't know how to negotiate Type-C PD at anything less than the maximum the PD spec offers. Apples work though. Zendure makes pretty good crushproof batteries for their price. www.amazon.com/AUKEY-5000mAh-Compatible-Bluetooth-Headphones/dp/B07RJK8XH9/ There's lots of physically smaller ones for recharging headphones now too, like these aukeys with a single tesla-style 2770 I use the zendure supermini 18W for my TS80P soldering iron kit, and a pair of the aukeys for keeping my headphones charged. I'm still looking for a unit that can discharge at 100W PD over type C for a reasonable price, but most of them exceed a hundred USD, and that's just too rich for my blood. So far the cheapest reasonable unit's around $180. But when you're charging a $1300 laptop, it's worth it to get a unit that can keep up. Anything with a proper metal casing and a reputable brand behind it will hold up to daily use well. Avoid cheap plastic crap like the $10 RAVPowers 10000mAh flatpack, Although their slim GaN chargers are real nice if you can find them on amazon renewed! I've got three with zero issues and no sign of heat deformation even at 45W. Barely feels warm while charging at full blast, unlike most of the cheap 5V/2.1A phone charger blocks which get hot as the blazes while delivering only 10W. www.amazon.com/RAVPower-45W-Slim/dp/B083BRKMJQ/ www.amazon.com/RAVPower-30W-Cube/dp/B07T7M2799/ I'm still amazed my friend's macbook air runs & charges from the tiny 30W cube charger that's around the same size of the old 10W lipstick charger apple used to bundle with the iphone 5 era.
@ninjaked1265
@ninjaked1265 3 роки тому
Must’ve kept the brightness really low
@randomstuff-qu7sh
@randomstuff-qu7sh 3 роки тому
My first thought was his phone must've had impressive battery life. If he was expecting a super long wait, he probably brought a portable charger though.
@earthlingjohn
@earthlingjohn 3 роки тому
@@GrahamCantin fully charged comment 😁
@debk6161
@debk6161 3 роки тому
There’s nothing funny about any of this. I trained and served as an official poll worker in Florida and witnessed the methods used by Republican poll workers to suppress the votes of non-Republicans. Some of the behavior was subtle, some was blatant. Although I stepped in to try to prevent most of the abuses I witnessed firsthand, the three different precincts I worked at during three elections were but a fraction of the number of precincts overall. It seemed an orchestrated and very purposeful plan on the part of one party to prevent working class people from voting. All of my experiences were documented and reported at the time with the lawyers monitoring the elections as well as directly to the county Supervisor of Elections (who is a Republican.) But no action was taken against the workers involved and they were not removed from their election jobs due to shortages of volunteers. Not all voter suppression is perpetrated by the governmental bigwigs in charge. Much of it is being done directly by the volunteers at the polls, often right under the noses of poll watchers who do not take their jobs seriously or who don’t understand what they’re seeing or know what they can do about it. And because of such abuses and maltreatment by Republican workers, most non-Republican workers never volunteer again, making the problem even worse. I strongly believe that Florida would have a Democratic governor today had thousands of blue collar votes not been suppressed in such ways. In one precinct I witnessed hundreds of voters give up on trying to vote because the Republican clerk of the precinct had refused to set up the voting booths she had been given. Even when the county Supervisor of Elections ordered her to do so after complaints from the election lawyers I had called about it, she still refused. By the time the Supervisor sent a team to force the issue it was too late. Hundreds and possibly thousands of voters had given up on voting because of the extremely long lines. This was in the largest precinct of the entire county and those lost votes definitely could have swayed the election in favor of the Democratic candidate for governor.
@wobblebomb
@wobblebomb 3 роки тому
horrifying
@ColoringKaria
@ColoringKaria 3 роки тому
This is the part I don’t understand. People know this is a matter of speed why not send an enforcement team out with the ruling?
@triciah8598
@triciah8598 3 роки тому
How would you overcome this for future voting?
@Admiralty86
@Admiralty86 3 роки тому
They've been doing this since 2004. There's a documentary called "UnPrecedented." by Brian Greenwald.
@maxthexpfarmer3957
@maxthexpfarmer3957 3 роки тому
She needs to be in prison. Don’t you have to agree not to do such things to be a poll worker?
@overlydramaticpanda
@overlydramaticpanda 3 роки тому
Watching this after the race has been called is just...uncanny. I don't think there was a single prediction in here that didn't turn out to be 100% accurate.
@honeyartstudios
@honeyartstudios 3 роки тому
The lady at 0:26 had me in tears with her skeptic impersonation 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@starkparker16
@starkparker16 3 роки тому
What kind of phone battery does the Fulton County guy have?
@hornet1834
@hornet1834 3 роки тому
Maybe he has a portable phone charger. Which I will probably be using too
@rohitkalita9530
@rohitkalita9530 3 роки тому
I was wondering the same thing 😅
@IslandVibez_Virgo
@IslandVibez_Virgo 3 роки тому
Lol thts the real question here...he was definitely prepared
@onirevesorravan
@onirevesorravan 3 роки тому
usually bringing a portable charger is smart! A stool, umbrella, water, snacks...
@charliewhite2625
@charliewhite2625 3 роки тому
Everybody voting in person should be prepared for long waits. Purchase a portable external battery for mobile devices and bring your folding camping chairs.
@johnnynorrisjr.39
@johnnynorrisjr.39 3 роки тому
"The literal definition of a Nazi is someone with guns and armbands who threatens the safety of the 'polls'" (Shows picture of Poland) Badadum, TISH
@randomrangoon5476
@randomrangoon5476 3 роки тому
Pew pew pew shots fired
@WilL-DaNG
@WilL-DaNG 3 роки тому
@@randomrangoon5476 word play
@kimiknows
@kimiknows 3 роки тому
Hmm, sounds like Antifa and BLM
@FrttMs
@FrttMs 3 роки тому
@@kimiknows hmm, no it doesn't
@decarey3339
@decarey3339 3 роки тому
@@kimiknows Are you serious? Stop drinking the kool aid, you have had enough.
@MrDavidMcNick
@MrDavidMcNick 3 роки тому
It's amazing how well this has aged 1 month later and after election day.
@roseytrimm6780
@roseytrimm6780 3 роки тому
Anyone else watching this in day 4 of America's election day?
@AaronScottLawford
@AaronScottLawford 3 роки тому
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