Don't copy other people's comments

@Peder Hansen your such a jackass.

@Peder Hansen you're ignorant af😂👏

@Peder Hansen Why so salt? Jealous?

He is eobard thawne as harrison wells

"em..em...0101010..I mean...em..010101010..yeah.."

😂😂😂😂 Yeah

1010100 10101001 10010101010 101001100 1010100 110100 -> um yeah

😅

I like the way he talks 😁

Yes he did! 🤣

4years old vid

Yeah he did! 💀💀💀

yes hahaha

oh I get it now thanks

😂

bruh lol

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUT HE TOLD THAT HE WILL UHHHH SORRY I FRGOT :0 (:(

He should bring some friends back

@@yuseisatouissuffering Oh no

You're joking..

He isn’t deeply thinking during those pauses. He’s awkward, autism.

Actually nuking the poles is the best way to terraform a planet, 1 thumb up Elon, you really nailed it, you forgot radiation and other issues but it's all a kids games isn't it?Nuking planets , leave earth, go to space when we have other priorities on the only planet that can provide us everything.Going to the Moon was one hell of an achievement in 1969, you have to love the cities, farms there, really useful, but Mars?Mars is the future!

@@falcaonet your comment has such level of stupidity i wont even start talking about gravity. Be well son

Multi *billionare

Millionaire? Try richest man in the world. (Except maybe for Putin's hidden wealth)

Multi Billionaire.., as of 2022 his net worth is $300B lol cha Ching!

Right.... no!

You really think he's trying to save "humanity"? I doubt that

Hmm yes just like when he forced an employee to stop someone saying bad things about elon

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@theyellowbrad8168 That's a pretty solid one though

And I am inevitable

Amirus well ideally you would build it in space

I like how you're just calling him a "reporter". Stephen Colbert who?

@@newsgetsold yeah who is he? What a random

@@newsgetsold lol well none Americans don't know American tv show hosts..

Lol 😂

@@mattyy101 thats a very idiotic thing to say, but oh well, youre American

Probably a joke he heard from one of the device designers, engineers, testers perhaps? Not a genius. He's smart and a good (or extremely lucky) businessman/capitalist.

i do it all the time, where's my genius certificate?? diiiiiickriiiiiiiider (hog rider voice)

@@peacekeepermoe we got the professional genius grader over here. Buddy you live in your moms basement how are you talking about genius..

@@peacekeepermoe Then.. be the day, a cunner the one due cover the burden created by another, secure, and uphold intellectual property rights.

Yeah, you are also a genius. Wow.

Am i the only one who still doesn't understand how forex and crypto trading works, How do l get started with trade and what's the best way?

Everyone thinks btc is kinda easy but they'll nervous to start

Growing an account requires dedication and patience

first thing to do is to stop all form of trade and seek the help of an expert to guide you through. Allot of ppl shy away from this thinking they could do it alone and end up blowing up their account.

was winning in a demo before I started a life account. All i can say is that I made losses in different attempts.

uuuh thats absolutely true !

It's exactly what he's feeling right now

@Sid Light yes for sure..so lets stop evolveing as a species ....dude check the topics and knowledge , maybe then you gonna understand ...

@@vaustxv6241 This guy is probably a crappy chess player, because he can't see into the future at all. That's just an example of a small-minded person, that doesn't understand the dreams of a high-minded genius.

@@LaSneky saying the Adolf hitler by himself !!!

goes from Tony Stark to Thanos

ChuckTheDuck The 100

@@lmfao88xm Thanos×2

Blur Shady Elon Gauntlet

ChuckTheDuck Nah, Elon isn’t that dumb. Leave that to Mark Zuckerburg, AKA Lizardbot-3000

what

@@The_Bread_Mann I mean like it’s short

yeah nuke the poles would help turn Mars into a very hospitable planet very fast, like snaping his fingers.

true

a ..double role model, dangerouschism

yup

lol

+Jon M It must feel strange for him being the most intelligent man in the room most of the time and have to tone it down and make jokes.

+Jon M Elon is secretly an alien in Human form trying to save humanity from extinction.

+roan33 +behereNow by first giving us a safer, fast, efficient way to pay/purchase online lol

+roan33 Arno Stark, lol

+Jon M I think he's trying to be really careful about what he says in the media

just a guy with a wild west show

lets just see.. there is no batman or ironman running around... so probably a supervillan ^^ because if a billionäre would become a superhero i guess it would be this geek. (and i mean geek in a good way ;))

Well do we have any heroes around at the moment? No. How about villains? Again, not really. Now.. What comes first, the hero of the villain. The villain does. Perhaps he is the first super villain. Master plan: Take humans to Mars. Well, he's never stated. Perhaps, the very poles he plans on nuking. And the order of those events.. well, how would a villain do it >:} !! haha

@@yusufonepiece deep thoughts...

He couldn’t come up with a response. He did t want to say super hero because that wouldn’t be humble. Elon is a very humble guy, and it takes him some time to think. He’s also not the most socially witty person, although he is highly intelligent

💯

XD

🤣

LOL YES!!

Brilliant! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@osamabinladen824 please don't attack us again😂😂

hahaha good one, you're saying you hope he dies, but trying to act like it is in a good way. Well I hope he lives !

He isn't doing that on purpose. Elon wishes to literally die on Mars, because it's his dream.

ETHAN BRADBERRY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES i was just messing around

It's an interview clip. He said "I'd love to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Just hopefully not at the point of impact."

TheNexan If loves to be born on earth, it means he isn't born on earth! He's freaking alien!

Are you arguing making an app or a website not pure work?

PayPal moment

News moment

how about you make an app and make billions of dollars it that's "easy work".

​@@EOh-ew2qfwhich kind of app?

And the CO2 from the explosions is going to cool the planet, I guess...

*warm

The best is when he nods his head like "Yep, you heard it right, we're gonna have a blast - literally"

That quote is extremely badass.

Yea because CO2 is currently cooling our planet as well... You must be fucking daft to think that CO2 in the atmosphere is making planets cool down. Read some articles about global warming mate!

PK 😆

I mean the Men In Black probably keep an eye on him specifically.

The man who fell to earth ,

maybe he wants to go to his ancestors home....i mean just like general zod teraforming the earth...elon teraforming the mars again...🤷🏻‍♂️😂

@@saurabhSingh-of2od 😂😂

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Bitcoin Stocks Real estate

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@@willsonjames6124 Wh@ts Applications ☝️

Good one

noiceee

hahaha, good one!

🤣😂🤣😂down to Mars ... Epic

Good one hahahhaha

Kurwa mac xd

FRKN UNDERRATED COMMENT I AM DYING LOL

There should be a 'best comment award'. And you sir, are a sir. 😂

Thermo nuclear

Elon : omaiwa mo shinderu Poles : nani Elon : drops nuclear weapons

Mittron this jokes deserves more recognition

@@saidtrinidad814 Yes it does

@@saidtrinidad814 it is so sad for you to think that he would joke about such a serious threat towards poland i stand by your side! #freepoland

Ye but we are conflicted

Well done, sir.

+Harrison DuRant it's his genuineness that makes him so awesome

Sebastian Richardson Are you kidding?!?!? You're sexual picture makes me think you're being totally serious!! FREE IPHONES EVERYONE!! WOW!!

Harrison DuRant lolol

+Harrison DuRant Anne Hathaway is the hottest woman on the planet, currently.

TheMusketITuckedIt What does this have to do with anything?

😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣

This comment deserves more likes

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@@kjkbaybay he meant to say that he has Tesla meaning that he own it that's why he mentioned ( 'have' ) to highlight the sentance

@@koustavchakraborty3694 Oh

Thats a shame

Hell I feel stupid listening to him

He will say fuck you 100 times before you can even respond.

Not even in his presence and yet I feel stupid everyday.

I already feel so stupud. not that I was intelligent before, but after Elon I... nothing. :D

333 I know, right 🤔

Jenifer Mason you said “I know, right” but you still put a thinking emoji. What the actual fuck

Dr. Okra What’s wrong with that? Stop the pointless hate on UKposts

Dr. Okra 😂

333 lmao wtf “pointless hate”

Zaid Habash underrated comment😂

@@wheeinswish3733 shut up kpop fans aren't funny

Zaid Habash Climate change is warmer than the other side of the pillow..

@@wheeinswish3733 😂 wish I had a teacher like you

Yeah my fart is 60% of the reason our earth is like this now. It’s so toxic.

Very well 😂

It aged like milk immediately to anyone who saw the dumb shit Elon Musk was tweeting at the time

Titan: Don't even think about it!

ThickDickDaddy 27 lol

@@NassimSYD 🤣

It's is already destroyed.

@@NassimSYD Humans: but plz do not stop our methane supply u sweet moon

That was alarming though!!

@@mukulsharma9317 He's just playing around ffs lol

Villians usually always think themselves as a villian while they say they're doing good for everyone

😂😂😂

John Barrowman: Oh really?!

Factories, ICE cars, alot of gasoline. :D

Expletive, climate slaves! Mt. St. Helens erupted and put literally 400% more crap in the atmosphere, than All of Mankind , up to date. Nobody says a word, but you turn on one light bulb , and you're killing the Earth, really?

I believe that was “the slow way” 😂

@@undernetjack Good point

@@undernetjack ya but its not 1 man turning the light bulb right its 7 billion ppl.

Underrated

@@jyom6039 lol yeah

We have 'AN' elon

Mars be like *I’m not scared of anyone but....that guy... he scares me*

@@pavnith8039 lol

How long have you been a fan?

Tony Stark met Elon*

@@thisflyingpotato4227 YEAH, ELON MUSK IS THE BEST!!!

Tony Stark based his character off Elon.

@@Jimmy_Jones No 😂

@@mrlnxf8455 I meant Robert Downey Jr.

There's a bunch of ego in him 😄 you obviously haven't read the book. The thing is he has the brains to justify his ego and he has worked his ass off to prove it.

Hell yes!!!! Agreed! W jossk that is.

Part of it is he just wants to see what he envisions, in the real world and working.

josski32 he’s pretty shy

You cannot be more wrong, he does everything he does only for recognition, and he steals the works of his engineers because he has the money but he doesn't work on the tesla betteries, on BFR etc like his engineers do. People like him have a sickness : they have a HUGE ego and wants to be loved, always all the time. Everything he does has only one goal : be loved. He always needs to make his engineers work harder to do incredible things, then tweet the result on Twitter to get all the recognition. Look how he looks, look at his smiling face : he looks nice to be loved, but deep inside he is a shark and a predator that will kill all the car competitors. Read his biography or read the story of tesla, he fired the real first engineer of tesla, Martin Eberhard because he had the money to do that and because his name was not high enough on the papers etc.. (btw I love elon and what he does, but you need to know the truth)

😂😂😂😂

Leonardo DiCaprio: Bruce Wayne

😂😂😂lex luthor

@@Lite727 well no one is bruce wayne because they need to be at their physical peak and mental peak both at the same time. + He's way better than Luthor and Tony, he made the watchtower, the teleportation systems and what not + knows like 127 martial arts form.

@@BruDia ok Jesus Christ I didn’t say Leonardo DiCaprio, is the almighty Dark Knight, as he should and could ever be. That’s like saying Elon Musk doesn’t have a suit of armor that can do wheat ver he wants, or didn’t built an Avengers tower, malibu mansion, an iron legion, and measure dick size with the Mad Titan. That’s literally the same as saying Jeff Bezos doesn’t have a 12th level intellect and can solve the anti life equation and outwit the likes of Darkseid and Brainiac. Leonardo DiCaprio is a known humatarian, who participates in charity events, galas, and all these tabloids and gossip columns are always trying to keep up with his lady friends, he’s extremely classy and charismatic and charming and well respected. Bruce Wayne is Gotham’s favorite son for literally all of those reasons. Also this.... they both put up facade, a mask, they become something else. Only difference is Leo does it for a profession and Bruce does it for just because he feels he needs to. Your argument is extremely pretentious and your trying way too hard lmfao.

lol

hahaha what

Elon musk was born is south africa

You damn right

Richard68434 I gues by welfare-receiving you mean *More than 20% of the U.S. population receives public assistance* More than 50 million. *40.2 percent of SNAP recipients are white* Also drive by shooting n-word? I believe in the US you refer them as Cops? :D Have great day. *BLACK LIVES MATTER* Please dont use the N-word *You know that whole 600 year time period when White Europeans were buying and selling Black Africans as chattel?* All lives matter? True but the problem with this premise lies in what goes unaddressed in your line of thinking. Your brother in humanity. Yes i'm black get over it.

He sounds like a billionaire talking to thousand aires

+ermistan sarcasm ?

+ermistan weren't they ? Im not in the US and I can see them fine .. If you really wanna watch badly, just use a proxy and go to the cbs website and watch full episodes ..

+

? Watching freely in PL

i can watch it in The netherlands

✋ʘ‿ʘ

Mee

I'm very happy because I've been a fan of him for a long time. He's a real visionary that advances humanity to the future unlike other billionaires who are just business magnates who keep monopolizing other businesses.

did he what?!

@@dij-rin4499 yes

Yeah

Very true

Yes absolutely

His brain is way too powerful to stop :O

Ooh

The conversation is not worth focusing on for someone as smart as elon...its was anyway a conversation b/w a layman and a "science expert"...smh!

He did tweet something like that a few months or years ago

*S U S*

sus in backwards is sus

@@abeljoseph1879 sus x2

@@abeljoseph1879 SUS

@@worldscar6422 sus?

low hanging fruit :p

i didnt get the joke :((((((

It's an old school joke. Colbert's late show crowd of leftist latte-sipping progressive snowflake hipsters didn't dare laugh out loud at it because a.) In PC circles that joke is "crude" and "insensitive", so if you find humour in it, you must be "crude" and "insensitive" yourself thus b.) you must self-censor and keep your true feelings to yourself or you may be singled out and cancelled by the woke mob.

Nothing against Elon, but his Joke delivery is kinda off. From what i have seen of him, he speaks in a calculated way, as if he is choosing every single word to simplify what he is thinking to communicate with an average Joe whos not to deep into Tech/Science. That way it kind of feels like he is always talking about serious Stuff, you won't even expect a random Joke thrown into it and can lead to something like a doubletake: "Aha, very interessting...what did he just mean with dropping?...Oh damn, he just made a Joke and I missed it." But with with a little more energy and pep in his Speech Pattern he would make a great Hank Scorpio

I didn't get the joke..anyone plz explain

And his super chilled and were laughing at it😑

In Elon we thrust *

Nice

In Musk We Thrust*

Rahul Patel ...

Haxorlols ...........

Homo Sapien mine too. He is amazing.

+Homo Sapien He's just another corporate billionaire scamming people for profit. You are going to have very sad lives when you realize that he cares nothing about you.

Homo Sapien Sammmee

monokhem well said.

mine too

The only thing is that he don't have the Iron Suit & he can't fly but other than that he's real Tony 🌟 k

You mean real life con artist

OR even more superior: Victor Von Doom

He also has cameo in iron man 2 :)

Well Iron Man is cool and Elon is crazy and weird

You took the words straight out of my mouth

@@Superex100 lol

Cause that would be impossible?

Yeah just put it in your pocket and fly over to Mars real quick.

If they drop nukes on Mars instead of earth.. this memes pretty true

He will become a villian

Said by Harvey Dent from The dark knight! awesome quote!

Eren Yeagaaa

@@anush3420 no let's not😐

@@itboyzhuzanjin Kai bad Jungle book good

He's the real iron man

*tesla bot*

He can but he won't because it's not useful. There's tesla bot

Then he will need the tony stark's moustache to complement his suit

Did you know that the real Iron Man suit would require more power than the whole nuclear power plant?

Have you considered getting the help of a financial adviser or a good portfolio manager? You should, It is the best way to start.

It is good to begin stock trading, but always have this at the front of your mind, one of the reasons why many fail on their investments or trading is because they try it without proper guidance and money management. I will advice you get advice from an experienced stock broker.

I totally agree with Sandra, you need a financial guide to put you through all what you need to know and also to tell you when or where to invest your money. Some persons will just jump into investing on what they know nothing about. My good advice is get a financial consultant.

How can I get a good financial consultant? A good recommendation will be nice.

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But intention to do it... changes thing And there is no super hero on world

maybeeeee mr musk has the best intentions, history is full of guys wth the best intentions how did that turn out, so far

Amazing how people fail to see whats going on here.. this man is a puppet of the so called "new world order", he is launching thousands of low altitude satellites beaming 5G at the earth, many people will die from this. Im not the only one saying this, I think people should listen to what David Icke has to say.

there's a joker in a elon

Alta Frecuencia. Yea because we should def believe a sports broadcaster turned conspiracy theorist that talks to “psychics” on the subject of science, over a literal genius of engineering. Seems legit.

Thanks for the feedback, I would love to link you to something more interesting and would make millions for you .......

I second to @Pinned Coinskid.. You need to update your car extended warranty

Yeah he's a little socially awkward but the host does a great job at making him feel comfortable. Kudos to him

@@slendydie1267 RIGHT, COULD'NT AGREE MORE.

Elon is an easy go man. Very easy to interact with

I had to think twice before accepting the fact that it's a sexual joke didn't expect it.... lol

I don't get it

@@Fear0537 of course you dont "gaming legend"

@@Fear0537 Like if you drop something, and bend over... You don't want a Tesla charging arm in your ass.

@@oscrrr4465 Or an octopus metal arm!

there is a difference between nukes and thermonuclear bombs

Piotr Horak hey bud look it up, he has said this plan on many occasions and has said “nuke mars”!

No, he said the Poles, he means Poland, just like German Chaplin wanted to do.

He said there were 2 ways he had in mind. Colbert asked for the fast way, (usually short-lived success or a temporary solution).

@@iansmith3016 do you know the slow way? i am interrested

Legendary line, legendary show and legendary reference.

Elon is the only person I won't mind if he takes over the world.

Lenoard is that you?😂

@@theirregularjahad4090 I don't get it..... Enlighten me.

@@samuraijosh1595 it's something punisher said to dare devil, that he is one bad day away to become like him.

Hehe

Malik big chungus

Watermelon musket

i was just about to make this fucking joke bro 😂

@@GamingBlake2002 underrated

The laser would be a deterrent to keep the same humans who ruin earth from doing the same thing on Mars

Bento i think hes weekends already busy af

We just need to build a portal that connects earth and mars then open it. so they can distribute the heat

Now I want to know what the slow way is...

Guess recreating the global warming process that we have here on Earth. REleasing high amounts of greenhouse gases

its not like america did this two times ;)

Two times on human population centers. Hundreds more for tests and whatnot, along with what Russia has done.

For the record Russia never used nukes on people though had multiple opportunities. Mars has no magnetic field and will be bombarded by radiation from sun and cosmic rays.