Elton John is not a good astronaut

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Joel Haver

Joel Haver

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@a.t.v3519
@a.t.v3519 3 роки тому
If you're think Elton's a bad astronaut, you should try Major Tom.
@Dr__Money
@Dr__Money 3 роки тому
He's a junky, you know
@Davidbowie-rk3hq
@Davidbowie-rk3hq 3 роки тому
@@Dr__Money And he is Strung out in heaven's high Hitting an all-time low
@barrypuccini6142
@barrypuccini6142 3 роки тому
@@Davidbowie-rk3hq I follow the advice of my mother who said 'To get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom'.
@SebHaarfagre
@SebHaarfagre 2 роки тому
@@Davidbowie-rk3hq I read you loud and clear
@theylivewesleep.5139
@theylivewesleep.5139 2 роки тому
That wasn’t his fault. His circuits were dead, there was something wrong.
@thiccboi5011
@thiccboi5011 3 роки тому
This seems like one of those really horrible nightmares you have and then you wake up and for 5 seconds youre still worried about recalibrating satellites and then you remember youre not elton john in space
@25maxman
@25maxman 3 роки тому
Omg that sounds horrible
@TheAlixour
@TheAlixour 2 роки тому
Now that you mention it it does read like a "where are my clothes at school" dream!
@CUBOSH
@CUBOSH 3 роки тому
that guys dry anger polite managerial voice is too real its kinda triggering me
@lucasb.v.9348
@lucasb.v.9348 3 роки тому
We all have been there
@MrBombSTI
@MrBombSTI 3 роки тому
Actually giving me flashbacks and I hate it xD
@evanbaker4780
@evanbaker4780 3 роки тому
I actually love it. Passive-Aggressive Stoicism is a majestic treasure.
@crueltyinpoetry
@crueltyinpoetry 3 роки тому
Right?? Major trigger. Love his sketches but I was cringing hard at this one. I wanted him so bad to like "PEACE F U!" blasts off "Rocket maaaaaa aaaa aaaaa aaaaaan" "Elton... we still hear you... you can't just blast away from us. Thats not how it works" Proceeds to make loud fake radio screeching sounds
@bodyofhope
@bodyofhope 3 роки тому
He's my favorite. Joel found a precious gem when he found that beautiful bearded man.
@evancunningham5653
@evancunningham5653 3 роки тому
I couldn't tell if you were trying to do an Irish or English accent and I thoroughly enjoyed it
@alexanderfrederic2621
@alexanderfrederic2621 3 роки тому
He was very nearly skirting an Australian accent as well
@ThoughtfulChrysalis
@ThoughtfulChrysalis 3 роки тому
That was a perfect Engrish accent.
@waynethegreat23
@waynethegreat23 3 роки тому
Both united kingdom so same thing
@evancunningham5653
@evancunningham5653 3 роки тому
@@waynethegreat23 you're whats wrong with the world
@Gist432
@Gist432 3 роки тому
Sounds like an attempt at a cockney accent.
@SeveralGhost
@SeveralGhost 3 роки тому
This is what happens when we assume celebrities are qualified to do non-celebrity things
@Gerg1n8eR
@Gerg1n8eR 3 роки тому
#therock2024 #oprah2024 I facepalm every tiem
@almatsailaukhan9181
@almatsailaukhan9181 3 роки тому
@@Gerg1n8eR couldn't possibly do worse than trump
@dopaminecloud
@dopaminecloud 3 роки тому
@@almatsailaukhan9181 You'd be god damn surprised.
@kagenlim5271
@kagenlim5271 3 роки тому
To be fair, a lot of them have proper certification, like Rowan Atkinson being a MSC in electrical engineering
@CoryMck
@CoryMck 3 роки тому
@@dopaminecloud Oprah is a seasoned journalist who has spoken to thousands of people in every industry and has worked her entire life. She is not a politician, but she is several magnitudes of experience above trump.
@gravygames5945
@gravygames5945 3 роки тому
Please never get good at British accents, I live for this
@DavesFriends
@DavesFriends 3 роки тому
In space, Elton can't hear you sing
@MalformedNPC
@MalformedNPC 3 роки тому
Joel can do so many voices so well and then he does a British accent.
@PhilosophyofElivagar
@PhilosophyofElivagar 3 роки тому
English*
@petergaskell9756
@petergaskell9756 3 роки тому
When did you hear him do a British accent?
@shaanp9796
@shaanp9796 2 роки тому
@@PhilosophyofElivagar is British incorrect?
@PhilosophyofElivagar
@PhilosophyofElivagar 2 роки тому
@@shaanp9796 I’m Scottish, which is part of Britain so when people say “British accent” specifically meaning London instead of Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland, or northern England (each of which have lots of sub-accents) its kind annoying But mostly just cause I would want to be told that too if I was being ignorant about something related to America, like saying an “American accent” when talking about California 🙂 TL;DR, technically no, but yes to those who aren’t American
@jdmurray95
@jdmurray95 2 роки тому
@@shaanp9796 yeah. Ireland isn't part of Britain.
@lolololololutrythcfy
@lolololololutrythcfy 3 роки тому
“i want to watch rocketman” “we have rocketman at home” rocketman at home:
@hoshi8741
@hoshi8741 2 роки тому
Great movie thou
@Ben-bg2lp
@Ben-bg2lp 3 роки тому
"The bearded guy is my favorite actor in the whole world." Tony Lazzuto
@discworldappreciator
@discworldappreciator 3 роки тому
The whole world, much like the world shown in Thor: the dark world
@Super_Samicom
@Super_Samicom 3 роки тому
TONY LAZZUTO?!
@miniibeto
@miniibeto 3 роки тому
must’ve been my imagination
@lerikhkl
@lerikhkl 3 роки тому
I can't put my finger on why, but I really really like him, he's great in all the skits I've seen. Great deadpan delivery
@gr6e
@gr6e 2 роки тому
Tony Lazuto says hello
@Unicronsupreme
@Unicronsupreme 3 роки тому
The mission control guy is an amazing straight man. I could see a sequel based on the lyric right before this one where Elton has brought his children to mars with him.
@bodyofhope
@bodyofhope 3 роки тому
Yes please
@shadow4877
@shadow4877 3 роки тому
This should’ve been the sequel to First Man. Because of a hiring mishap, Ryan Gosling has to fly to the station and very slowly teach Elton John how to be an astronaut.
@El_Jose_22
@El_Jose_22 3 роки тому
Can't believe they got the real Elton John for this, simply amazing
@dougfisher1813
@dougfisher1813 10 місяців тому
I am 99% sure that's not Elton John.
@theblaksmyth88
@theblaksmyth88 9 місяців тому
​@@dougfisher1813It's obviously Sir Elton John
@dougfisher1813
@dougfisher1813 9 місяців тому
@@theblaksmyth88 I stand corrected. After reviewing the video again, I concur this is Sir Elton John himself. I'm not sure how he made it through the rigorous astronaut training all just to flippantly disregard the mission after he launches into space.
@StaleCrackerJackBox
@StaleCrackerJackBox 3 роки тому
I've always thought rocket man was just Elton John trying to be David Bowie
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 3 роки тому
And failing.
@a.t.v3519
@a.t.v3519 3 роки тому
Both songs are very different, I don't know which one I like more.
@cleopatraonlyfans
@cleopatraonlyfans 3 роки тому
Now that you mention it the lyrics are kinda grasping at straws
@SuperSMT
@SuperSMT 3 роки тому
@@cleopatraonlyfans it's about drugs (probably)
@bodyofhope
@bodyofhope 3 роки тому
Wait... um... is this a trick?
@DaleMichaelPagefilms
@DaleMichaelPagefilms 3 роки тому
Elton John, Ireland's greatest treasure
@Cccolorado
@Cccolorado 3 роки тому
I've been waiting YEARS for someone to address this specific line in the song. Its always bothered me that an astronaut doesn't understand and its just his job 5 days a week 😡
@stopmakingeyesatme1290
@stopmakingeyesatme1290 3 роки тому
This is hilarious, but all kidding aside, I remember reading that this was intentional! The idea was that in the future, space travel would no longer be a highly technical profession but would get routinized and carried out by less-skilled, alienated, ordinary working people.
@igniex
@igniex 2 роки тому
I love the song but the line about not understanding the science and just a job always bothered me when I thought about it literally
@coleoleoleo4045
@coleoleoleo4045 2 роки тому
@@stopmakingeyesatme1290 exactly, based off a Ray Bradbury short story from the 50s
@endaburns2121
@endaburns2121 Місяць тому
little known fact, music isn't real life. you are allowed to take artistic licence with the lyrics. if you didn't have a stunted childhood you may have played make belive and you would know this.
@5DollarComedy
@5DollarComedy 3 роки тому
We have to stop sending celebrities to space
@gewuerzwanze5627
@gewuerzwanze5627 3 роки тому
I would argue the opposite
@aixide
@aixide 3 роки тому
@@gewuerzwanze5627 Find a cheaper method at least
@solame10101
@solame10101 3 роки тому
@@aixide $100m per vessel would be fair
@tomothybahamothy
@tomothybahamothy 2 роки тому
This aged very well
@exzyyd392
@exzyyd392 2 роки тому
Bezos in space
@ryanrusch3976
@ryanrusch3976 3 роки тому
"yes it's me, Elton John" Idk why but that part had me dying.
@kevinrollins7710
@kevinrollins7710 3 роки тому
It's like George Michael trying to do Elton John but from Dublin. Magical.
@The5DollarFilmSchool
@The5DollarFilmSchool 3 роки тому
You put on the glasses and you become Elton. VERY METHOD.
@ethan520427
@ethan520427 3 роки тому
“I have a theoretical degree in physics”
@couplemonkeys1429
@couplemonkeys1429 3 роки тому
Is Elton John Irish, English or Australian? Joel: Yes
@DirtyHairy1
@DirtyHairy1 3 роки тому
well done. took me half into the vid to check that they're holding fingers onto their ears
@basedbattledroid3507
@basedbattledroid3507 3 роки тому
Elton was such a bad astronaut he became slightly Irish
@Kryptnyt
@Kryptnyt 3 роки тому
This is like that segment where Kramer got a job at a place that didn't hire him
@jessejones6409
@jessejones6409 3 роки тому
I love Elton’s stillness and pursed when mission control is explaining the enormity of the mission.
@jessejones6409
@jessejones6409 3 роки тому
*Pursed lips
@TheArachnid
@TheArachnid 3 роки тому
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THAT LINE WAS CRAZY AND ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE A SKETCH JUST LIKE THIS ABOUT IT!!! But you beat me to it. :'( And did a better job than I ever could have. Cheers, John. You're fantastic.
@Samevistan
@Samevistan 2 роки тому
I’m so happy you leave the ads at the end of the video. They just play as I’m browsing the comments, not affecting my enjoyment of the vids.
@tedants8573
@tedants8573 3 роки тому
dude looks more like brandon flowers than elton john
@changer_of_ways_beep_bop_boop
@changer_of_ways_beep_bop_boop 3 роки тому
There's more original content on your channel than Disney Plus.
@brodftw
@brodftw 3 роки тому
Perfect Dublin accent you've done here, for some reason
@tobig.1765
@tobig.1765 3 роки тому
I didn know for sure that elton john was such not a good austronaut
@david-astercousins2702
@david-astercousins2702 3 роки тому
And don't get me started on that major tom fellow!
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 3 роки тому
That's on Mission Control, actually. They botched the trajectory.
@Marshakayable
@Marshakayable 2 роки тому
"And all the science, I don't understand. It's just my job 5 days a week." Even as a kid I didn't understand this lyric. I was like, '5 days a week!!'. lol
@g-hmd
@g-hmd 3 роки тому
would love to hear more elton john, that accent really makes it
@Connor-jl9gq
@Connor-jl9gq 3 роки тому
Sarcasm?
@JustinTweed
@JustinTweed 3 роки тому
Lmao at the "What did you do today?" Hahahaha
@brintesiacirce9414
@brintesiacirce9414 3 роки тому
I found your channel yesterday and I'm already obsessed, can't wait to see you blow up
@whine9495
@whine9495 3 роки тому
Can you hear me, Elton John?
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 3 роки тому
Hear am I sitting in my tin can, far above the moon… Planet Earth is blue, and Mars ain't a place to raise your kids…
@richardgagnon2450
@richardgagnon2450 3 роки тому
It would have been perfect, you just forgot to say innit'.
@elixdab
@elixdab 3 роки тому
I didn't know you had perfect pitch too, sounded EXACTLY like Elton... So talented.
@HaruIRAI
@HaruIRAI 3 роки тому
Yo, so this is how this guy from animated shorts looks like! He is exactly like I imagined him!
@Its__Good
@Its__Good 3 роки тому
He's not doing his job Saturday. Saturday's for fighting.
@namelastname2724
@namelastname2724 3 роки тому
I love the song, but this is my legit thought process whenever I listen to it
@sunking45
@sunking45 3 роки тому
Wow! That Elton John guy can also make his accent do a tour of Scotland, England and Ireland with occasional short hops to Australia and the East Coast of America. He can do accent travel, and he does space travel as well! He's some guy. I have a new admiration for him. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Elton John!
@ets805
@ets805 3 роки тому
In Elton's defence he was hiiiiigh ... as a kite by then
@sbindoctor6414
@sbindoctor6414 Рік тому
This is a certified Joel Haver classic.
@j-the-researcher8453
@j-the-researcher8453 3 роки тому
I just got done watching a documentary about Elton John 😂
@Jordan_Umaga-Kelemete
@Jordan_Umaga-Kelemete 3 роки тому
And now here's the real Elton John.
@undertyped1
@undertyped1 3 роки тому
This needs 10 million views.
@amber7968
@amber7968 3 роки тому
Hey your great at making videos please keep up!
@Joel-Haver
@Joel-Haver 3 роки тому
Hey thank you! I will keep making them just for you!
@amber7968
@amber7968 3 роки тому
@@Joel-Haver thanks!, Im definitely going to make a ytp of some of your videos, I'll have to find the perfect one tho
@Treemur
@Treemur 9 місяців тому
@@Joel-Haver hey youve been making clips for this guy for 2 years now, can you do one for me?
@guytorie
@guytorie 3 роки тому
This becomes an anxiety dream so fast
@sydberetta4649
@sydberetta4649 2 роки тому
It's crazy this is actually the first video that introduced me to your Channel man. Algorithm be very clever.
@elizabethsedai854
@elizabethsedai854 3 роки тому
In addition to Sting, you're also really reminding me of the guy who played Moriarty in the BBC'S Sherlock series!!
@renb7897
@renb7897 3 роки тому
finally. finally i have found someone who wanted to make a joke about that.
@user-ot9uk6oc5z
@user-ot9uk6oc5z 3 роки тому
Its me when i was writing my diploma.
@jack6odon
@jack6odon 2 роки тому
I want more galactic emperor stuff, such an amazing concept! I know how hard the animation stuff is, but it's so good!
@madelynmartin3413
@madelynmartin3413 3 роки тому
“Sounds like something I’d do. I probably did it. idk.”
@agethauno6592
@agethauno6592 3 роки тому
❤️❤️❤️ I've been talking about this for years!!
@nicomarti13
@nicomarti13 3 роки тому
Wouldn't want to be one of the stalkholders
@joshybratwurst1398
@joshybratwurst1398 3 роки тому
Dude, I was listening to this song last week at work, heard this lyric, and had the exact same fucking thought, on God
@pokemonmusiclover5
@pokemonmusiclover5 3 роки тому
Funny how he's in space but he doesn't know what he's doing. I thought he'd seen the saucers *fingerguns*
@Dumb_Furry_UwU
@Dumb_Furry_UwU 11 місяців тому
Just the blank realization face after hearing "Well this is a 200 million dollar vessel, and this is a 2 year mission-" sold this for me 😂😂😂
@JazzLafayette
@JazzLafayette 2 роки тому
I guess he's not the man they think he is at home.
@eulectuss5553
@eulectuss5553 3 роки тому
You’re my favorite person on the internet
@futureking5374
@futureking5374 3 роки тому
Love you Joel! "Hold" 🖤
@dorothyallspice1862
@dorothyallspice1862 3 роки тому
Why does your Elton John sound like a bad Paul McCartney impression?
@bobby_boulders9036
@bobby_boulders9036 3 роки тому
That is hilarious Jeremy Wells is a comedian/news presenter from my country! really dry sense of humour too haha. Love your work
@darkdreamsdontdie7785
@darkdreamsdontdie7785 3 роки тому
Your mates voice reminds me of H Jon Benjamin
@Meninx87
@Meninx87 3 роки тому
In space Elton sounds australian
@dennislever5942
@dennislever5942 3 роки тому
Your Irish accent is pretty good
@natelay7244
@natelay7244 2 роки тому
"I was touchin tjem things... For sure..." LOL
@Postalpal
@Postalpal Рік тому
i thought it was gonna be the part where he WALKS OUT THE DOOR
@ewan.cartwright
@ewan.cartwright 2 роки тому
The best part is that the background is the cockpit of an Apollo lunar module, so they’re expecting him to land on the moon successfully
@mattd2641
@mattd2641 3 роки тому
Best sketch
@Steamzombie1838
@Steamzombie1838 3 роки тому
Elton John is from London, you sound like northern English or Irish some times. ... but it was still funny 😄
@RobotronSage
@RobotronSage 3 роки тому
Bro this is actually a great premise for a full length feature like i'm imagining how this would continue with NASA attempting to coax Elton John through the mission through psychological tactics since communication is their only chance to complete it and somewhere half way through he starts to rebel with NASA trying to get him to calm down lmfao DUDE PLS MAKE A PART 2 AND 3 LMFAO
@annamusser4542
@annamusser4542 Рік тому
Elton John is forever tidying up a ship in my mind henceforth
@Torthrodhel
@Torthrodhel 3 роки тому
They needed calibrations, they should've sent Garrus Vakarian.
@AfricanLionBat
@AfricanLionBat Рік тому
That had always got me about that song. An astronaut supposed to at least understand what the hell he's doing.
@Crapsight
@Crapsight 3 роки тому
This mission control guy needs to get off Elton's back. Who would wait three days to tell your colleagues that they are doing their work wrong?
@robertocuevas2755
@robertocuevas2755 3 роки тому
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time...
@JM-lz9gr
@JM-lz9gr 3 роки тому
Bobs burgers is mission control
@woollypar353
@woollypar353 3 роки тому
Elton John was such a cool astronaut, but I doubt he slept with as many women as Freddy Mercury
@Connor-jl9gq
@Connor-jl9gq 3 роки тому
That is the worst accent I have ever heard
@Connor-jl9gq
@Connor-jl9gq 3 роки тому
@@Ratigan2 good point
@zodammit
@zodammit 3 роки тому
In zero gravity, British accents turn irish-ish.
@nintynomreader
@nintynomreader 3 роки тому
You're clearly not aware of Dick Van Dyke's work in Mary Poppins, then :P
@tolkienpotat2574
@tolkienpotat2574 2 роки тому
Did you mean to say best?
@danielfoley9364
@danielfoley9364 3 роки тому
This is phenomenal
@RickFoxChicken
@RickFoxChicken 3 роки тому
Be careful with that intro. You're beautiful voice is so good it may warrant a copyright strike.
@MaxskiSynths
@MaxskiSynths 3 роки тому
2:21 "Ooh duh satuloites" careful with those lucky charms my man
@cincymutt
@cincymutt Рік тому
I think Space Oddity is a more realistic portrayal of what would happen if you sent a musician to space.
@leahdee9143
@leahdee9143 3 роки тому
Ah yes, Elton John the famous Irish astronaut!
@Domebuddy
@Domebuddy 3 роки тому
So thats why the circuit died...
@leusherex
@leusherex 3 роки тому
i read the title and i started laughing
@tnijoo5109
@tnijoo5109 3 роки тому
So what are you planning on doing the other two days a week? 😂🤣🤣🤣
@like.scoobz
@like.scoobz 3 роки тому
He must have won over the interviewer with that song and got the job that way.
@Bitholeous
@Bitholeous 3 роки тому
he's a rocketman
@jasonjacobs176
@jasonjacobs176 3 роки тому
Haha just put your finger to your ear and your talking on the radio. Love it
@StoneysWorkshop
@StoneysWorkshop Рік тому
Jeremy Wells is a great name
@kylek.6243
@kylek.6243 Рік тому
Another video straight out of my random thoughts..
@damon4512
@damon4512 3 роки тому
This is one of my favorites for sure😂🙌
@anthonylateano1036
@anthonylateano1036 3 роки тому
so good dud
@radioactivehalfrhyme
@radioactivehalfrhyme 3 роки тому
At a certain point he turns into Andrw Scott’s Moriarty.
@kerbolax
@kerbolax 2 роки тому
Australian-Irish treasure Elton John
when a scene starts with a joke ending
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