Red Lore: ”WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANY MORE!” Blu Lore:

SFM artists on their way to go from making 30 second skits featuring a fat Russian saying “Pootis” to horror movies 2 Hours long

TF2 community: "The heavy is dead?" "Yes! He DIED!" Also the TF2 community:

In this story: Spy is pure evil Soldier might have been in wars Medic has a medical license

To think that Soldier was the most sane person out of everyone in this SFM says alot…

Emesis Blue was made in Source Filmmaker. The most insane and inconsistent animation software known to man. I can barely place a character, move the limbs of the model, and have it on a flat surface. This man deserves monetary compensation far beyond whatever this video makes him. You sir, deserve a saxxy award.

"I am the last man standin-" -famous last words from redmond

"How did you know he wouldn't shoot you in the head?" "I didn't" yezsir

i love how despite the fact that the mercs are portrayed as very well past their prime, soldier still sees a rocket launcher and has a caveman instinct to perform a rocket jump

*Scene fades to black and then a 2fort gameplay starts playing with a voice over* "That was a recreation of a competitive clip that shows How it FEELS to play Medic"

''Its eternity in there" and "longer than you think" lines are in direct reference to the most chilling story steven king has written yet, "the jaunt". if you like horror you should check it out.

I'm proud of scout. He's a good kid

"And that's how I lost my medical license!"

I'd like to imagine this is the kind of story the BLU team gets involved in regularly, while RED is fighting robots and teleporting bread.

I find Spy’s transformation here so interesting, the way he goes from a seemingly “rough on the exterior” type of character to a full blown egomaniac and hypocrite who lost everything entirely because of his own ego is amazing. His white mask he wears at the end and his voice just make for an amazing protagonist-to-antagonist type of character.

Spy's Disguise is a prequel (Technically), there was a Tape in the Medical Room in Spy's Disguise saying ''Emesis Blue'', and the Medic looks very similair to this one's. The Respawn Machine is broken as well, which is probably a supposed follow up of the Red Engineer breaking it back in Spy's Disguise.

This happens when you get 20 Seconds to respawn

Im glad that despite the incredible horror he still managed to include "pregnancy machine" as a throwaway joke

lord... the Jaunt references. the voice acting. the movement and animation. the sound design. the color grading. im not even a tf2 fan and i want to make all my friends watch this movie.

Best SFM Award goes to: "Emesis Blue."

Fun fact: this movie was so good that a small company called valve decided to make a game based off it

For such a spooky movie, the "He's been handy sir" "He's got none left!" Really got me

1 year ago, i came and watched this masterpiece - 2 days after official release - now i watch it again

Medic: don’t be ridiculous someone was just passing by Scout: doc l was on the second floor I literally got goosebumps 😟😟😏

The 2fort respawn machine being broken and producing deformed mercs actually does a great job at explaing why T-posing scouts are such a common sight on the map.

My favorite part of this is honestly how they kept the friendship between Soldier and Demo. It’s just nice, I don’t know.

Dude, this is actually sad when at 1:13:00 because its the fact that soldier's best friend is demoman in the real tf2 and its also so sad after the credit, its just shows a picture of medic and scout and then removes the scout, leaving only medic in the picture, its so sad...

I love how this focuses more on the original themes of team fortress, the noir esque themes of RED and BLU being the only corporations, run behind the scenes by TF industries…

BLU: *Complete Horror and tragedy* Meanwhile RED: "I teleported bread."

Never thought I'd see a Team Fortress 2 horror movie, let alone one that is unironically better than way better than most modern horror movies

The fact that this shows up when you search the best tf2 sfm REALLY SAYS SOMETHING

whover in the live chat saying "DONT BE AFRAID, JOHN" is a legend

No jumpscares, no characters with negative IQ. This is genuine horror.

Mario movie? DOOM? Final Fantasy? *TF2* has entered the chat.

I commented this months after i watched it,but the masked man still haunts me i see an illusion of him in lurking my house every time

1 year later and I am still rewatching

Can we talk about Spy for a second? When Spy says "Who is there to save ME, Jules?" He overlooks Soldier. Soldier not only saved him once, during the confrotation with Heavy, but twice, when he tackled Spy to cover. He overlooks the fact it was his own fault, not Soldiers, that the Car blew up. He overlooks that Soldier just couldn't save him, not that he didn't try. When he flicks the cigeratte at Pyro, he never crossed his mind that he would've gotten burnt. He never realized that almost everything bad that happened to him was his own fault, and you could argue that his murder was technically his own fault too, since his insane depravity lead to Medic murdering him. He's a massive fucking hypocrite.

You know, when people say “some TF2 animators could make feature length films if they wanted” I don’t think anyone expected someone to actually try for it. I’m already looking forward to this.

dude the fact this was MADE IN SFM LIKE HOW

4:05 Scout: “You sound like my mother” Of course he does

“What’d he tell ya?” “It’s eternity in there.” Gives me chills, favorite line in the entire movie.

Disney: NOOOO, it is very difficult and expensive to create an animation film, we prefer live action Literally a group of people with source and default models of tf2:

"Doc, I was on the second floor." HITS HARD

lil bro's entire build after seeing a single player:

The scene where medic is crying and soldier offers him his last cigarette is a masterpiece

"I met my grandfather, he's been dead for 30 years" "What did he tell you?" "It's an eternity in there" Gave me chills

I only just noticed something about the third act: Corporal fired three shots to put down the Butcher, one shot at the monitor showing Archibald on the phone with Goldman, and one shot to kill Archibald. That's five shots... leaving one bullet left to play Russian Roulette with Soldier and Fritz. Did he plan it that way? Can't say I know, but that's the kind of foresight and attention to detail I can wholeheartedly appreciate, be it from the filmmakers, Corporal, or all of the above.

Spy: “what street is it”? “Purgatory”. *proceeds to drift the hell out of the care to turn around 😂😂😂

Y'all don't just deserve a Saxxy, y'all deserve an Emmy

the sudden basegame soldier scream at 1:32:28 fucking KILLED me

THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVERR!!!! Rip medic :(

We need a 13-hour loop of this masterpiece.

Cant belive that someone just made a tf2 horror movie on a decade old software and with more love than valve for the original game is amazing

Blu lore: violence, horror, ton of tragedy, and a whole lot of loops Red lore: *b r e a d*

Deaths: 0:25 tenth class 1:46 dead mercs 2:00 decayed corpses 8:28 heavy (1/2) 12:19 Scout's mom 31:02 medic (1/3) 31:56 scout 32:15 Maynard Conagher 33:50 zed Conagher 39:26 sniper (1/2) 41:16 dead soldiers 41:30 hallucination spy 41:32 dead soldier 40:49 skeleton 46:30 zombie sniper 47:13 zombie engineer 47:29 zombie scout 47:39 zombie heavy 47:47 zombie soldier 50:11 zombie medic (before) 50:39 zombie medic 54:36 blu heavy 54:45 blu sniper 54:53 scout again 1:03:12 skeletons 1:03:39 tenth class again 1:05:15 *scout?* 1:11:35 frozen bodies 1:12:25 demoman 1:14:55 Pyro 1:17:31 Archibald 1:20:30 sniper (2/2) 1:23:16 medic (2/3) 1:24:34 800,000 corpses (as stated by Archibald) 1:32:23 heavy (2/2) 1:38:45 spy 1:39:07 bodyguard 1:39:52 3 mercs 1:40:19 driver 1:40:44 Blutarch Mann 1:41:25 officer Johnny and police chief 1:41:50 Redmond Mann 1:46:25 medic (3/3) If I missed any deaths tell me

Oh boy it's time to watch this masterpiece again.

This dude hands down created the best horror movie using the most unforgiving film engine in existence and doesn’t even have a gold play button

So all of this happened during Halloween. Boy, this is the most intense Scream Fortress event I've ever seen.

36:23 "Looks like Ray Charles traded the piano for an M40" MAN I'M DEAD

Blu team: literally get fucked over Red team: I have done nothing except teleport bread for the last 3 days.

never thought I'd see the day that a really fantastic psychological horror film would take place primarily within 2fort starring tf2 characters.

God I wish Valve still did the Saxxy awards so this masterpiece could get what it deserves

Did y'all notice Pyro used the fake head trick on Scout, he used it on Scout's Mom: 12:22 But Medic used it too, he used Pyro's head to kill Sniper/The Hunter with an axe, like Pyro did on Scout's Mom: 1:19:59

this plays so well into medics actual character too all i can hear whenever i see emesis blue medic i just hear " *I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE* " and " *TODAY I BECOME A GOD* "

The dedication to making a 2 hour horror film with nothing but sfm is absolutely mind boggling

One thing I like is, how soldier is portrayed in this film. At first you kind of expect him to be the insane, wild card of the cast, but after a while you realize that he is probably the sanest person in the whole film

Red lore: DIE BREAD DIE. Blue lore: the respawn machine isn’t working. What did you see doc. You don’t want to know

RED: "We all have three days to live!" meanwhile BLU:

I cannot imagine how painful using sfm for such a long movie must have been 💀

"He's been handy sir." "HE'S GOT NONE LEFT!" absolutely killed me

I love soldiers, moment. When he asks." Ever shot one of your own before?" I really like it because it really is a difficult thing to do.

31:31 bro is the definition of i always come back 💀🗿

Congrats on not only being the first animated film to get a Kill Count on Dead Meat, but also dethroning fucking Dude Bro Party Massacre III as THE NEW KILL COUNT CHAMPION

This entire movie just shows me how if you change the lighting in any scenario, it can instantly become spooky

Imma rate this out of 10 Cinematic 10/10 Horror 10/10 Lore 10/10 Characters 10/10 [i forgot but its a 10/10]

Dude this was amazing the detail the story everything was perfect gotta give it to you

The entire Scout side plot was legitimately disturbing. Just a guy getting by, accidentally getting ruined and intoxicated by the medic, only to be stalked, kidnapped, and mutilated into an expendable, thoughtless demon designed to kill

Gotta say, Fortress Films did a great job of portraying the least painful round of 2fort

"Why did you come here?" "I was trying to save somebody." "So was I..." Oof right in the feels

Ngl this is the best of Source Filmmaker I have ever seen, props to you Fortress Films. I need to re-watch it again to even try to figure out what the hell I just watched haha 10/10!

The fact that it's a psychological horror made by TF2 characters made it so unexpecting it had my jaws dropped the whole film.

I like how even when they're being attacked by insane serial killers and monsters, Red Demoman and Blu Soldier have a good time together since they're friends, just like in the lore.

This is a well made animation, ima watch this in the night again later, Great Job Fortress Films :) really spooky and scary 100/10!

I cannkt express the absolute terror i feel whenever i see Soldier's eyes

Not gonna lie, the dude saying “it’s a eternity in there” isn’t wrong considering just how long it takes to respawn

I like how scout says "If they ever hit ya with som'in you hit back twice as hard you hear me?" Then at the end doc comes back to life and shoots spy twice

This is a really good story, 25 minutes in and this is very good story boarding

“That was a recreation of one of my favorite moments playing medic”

1:36:45 I just find it really funny when the spy tells everyone at the funeral that the guy died and everyone gasps like they weren't at his fucking funeral at that very moment.

I loved the story line I mean everything it’s just so smooth and great keep it up

This is better than a lot of formally budgeted films. I'm impressed and want to share it with a watching group. It's really good.. 🏴‍☠

Never in my life have I been tricked into watching a horror movie and been absolutely into it for every moment of it, but here we are. Absolute masterpiece, truly one of the greatest things ever created with SFM

This and Pootis Engage stand on two opposite ends of what it means to be masterpieces of SFM work--Balls-to-the-wall screwball parody comedy on one end, dark and compelling psychological horror on the other.

Friendly reminder that this fan-film was not only covered on Dead Meat's Kill Count, but it was also the first fully animated film to be covered in the series, as well as ending up becoming the current Kill Count Champion with a whopping 800,054 total confirmed kills, thanks to the wombo combo of the scene with Soldier listening in on the conversation about Respawn Compatibility combined with the scene of Soldier in the hellish body dump.

This was one of the best things I've ever watched.

I just want to say, that the entire sequence with Scout in his home is genuinely unsettling. Scout listening to his own voice on the other end of the phone, his mothers' head peering out from around the corner at him with the whistling. It's just such a well done scene, so good.

I love how Soldier still wears an M1 helmet in public despite being already out of service.

This whole video is awesome

This is actually amazing, its pure gold. I jus want more

This has to be both the creepiest and the most confusing movie I've seen in a very long time. To think such an incredible masterpiece was made on the SFM fills me with awe.