Anyone still here in 2024🎉❤

Who’s out here listening to this in 2024 🔥

If you’re listening to this in 2024, you are just better.

“i just shitted” gets me everytime 💀

This song came on the other day as I was sitting in the dentist chair and it was uncensored. It was amazing 😂

My dad used to play this song in the car when I was a kid, nostolgic.

If u listen to the real slim shady in 2023 than ur a true slim shady

if u listen to this on 2019 then ur a real slim shady !

This song and all the album The Marshall Mathers is like the Holy Grail of rap

He spits bars for days

2023 song still slaps

Em the G.O.A.T for many generations to come! 💯💯! Give this man his Flowers!, 🌸

I love this song

If you still hear this in 2024 you are a true slim shady

The 2000 nostalgia go crazy

loved this song when I was a kid, however I personally think the other songs on this album are even better, which is crazy cause this son is amazing, Eminem was my childhood, I am very thankful

700th like the real slim shady in 2019

Who is here listening to this in 2024

That one last part of the beat goes hard

Who is listening to this in 2023?

2019 song still slaps

Yes for all the people asking there are people listening in 2023 and there will be people in 2024 listening.

2019 song still slaps He spits bars for days

One time at a concert for my school after we sat down and watched everyone else play and stuff one of my friends was in their phone and could connect to the speakers in the orchestra/band concert room. I asked him to play this and we didn’t get caught

I still remember The first time I heard this song when I was nine years old in 2000. Man I miss those days.

"Will the real Shady please stand up and put one of those fingers on each hand up and be proud to be outta your mind."

It’s 2024 and I still listen to this but I was born in 2007

2024 anyone?

2024 people

Who also listens in 2021? 💪

2021 still got our attention

Man I've been listening to this since 2016

100th like just cause this is gold

This Song Is Very Good 🙌

My 8 yr old is getting into em and she said put the real slim jim song on🤣🤣🤣

How did he get away with unironically saying that he doesn't see what's wrong with a man and another man getting married in 2000? I thought that this was basically something no one said then

May I have your attention, please May I have your attention, please Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up I repeat, will the real Slim Shady, please stand up We're gonna have a problem here Ya'll act like you never seen, a white person before Jaws all on the floor, like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass, worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh) It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say, what I think he did, did he And said, nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (Haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what Flippin' to you know who, yeah but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms (Eh-eh-eh) Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green, to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might, just give it a little kiss And that's the message, that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know, what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel don't they We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us are cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man, and another man can't elope (Eww) But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Don't gotta cuss in his raps, to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here So you can, sit me here next to Shit, better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and And hear 'em argue over, who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast, on MTV Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here, to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it, in front of ya'll And I don't gotta be false, or sugar-coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, [(Rip)] I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids, eat up these albums like valiums it's funny 'Cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person, in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses, while I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' In every single person there's a slim shady lurkin' Who could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck With his windows down, and his system up So will the real Shady, please stand up And put one of those fingers, on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind, and outta control And one more time loud as you can, how's it go I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Shady, please stand up Please stand up, please stand up Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

I miss that old days 2010s this is so exciting likely old times!

In 2024?

My favorite song of Eminem

the real slim shady in 2019

The best of músic hip hop the king eminem.

2023 with my windows down and my system up. Circling the parking lot screaming IDGAF!!

This is my favorite song.

2024 who’s with me!!

Fuck it, lets all stand up.

This song is so fire 🔥🔥🔥

Lyrics [Intro] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here [Verse 1] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem [*Vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*slurp*] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [*Ewww!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Chorus] Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? [Verse 2] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [Chorus] Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? [Verse 3] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it [*err*] I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings [*hach*] Or in the parking lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [Chorus] Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? [Outro] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

Minha música preferida!

If u listen to this on 2023 then ur a real slim shady !

EMINƏM

Merci lorie pester d'avoir mis cette chanson sur ta story sur Facebook matenent j'adore cette musique 🔊❤

Undeniable his best album ever

nah the instremuntal was pissing me off the old days💀💀💀 Now i noticed that this shit is a Dope Track

He was spitting facts too if you pay close attention to the lyrics 🔥🔥🔥

2024 Gang 👇

ive been hearing this silly song everywhere so im glad i found it

I'm listening to this song because it's good not because I heard it from fortnite like some people

WHO here in 2023

Unironically so good

muito foda 3rd

2024- still standing up

dislikes are false real slim shadys😊

2020 :))

100th like just cause this is gold EMINƏM

Lyric: May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here? Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah!) It's the return of the-, oh, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said-, nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals Well, some of us are cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes... I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me Let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe! I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady, please stand up? And put one of those fingers, on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

2023 and still here

2024 listing right now

the real slim shady in 2021

who comes here after the announcement of Fortnite.

Listen to it in 2023

Bonjour je suis française j’adore se son alors que j’ai 8ans et j’adore toute les chansons de Eminem en 2023

I love this song!

The real slime shady his still leasing this song ❤❤ 2023

the best music (la mejor musica)

Incredible

Y'all listen to it on 1.25 playback

if u listen to this in 2024 ur an og

Tho this is amazing

The Real Slim shady . Eminem The Marshall Mathers Lp 2000 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records Composer Lyricist: Marshall Mathers

2023 who else still listen to this?

This has the best audio quality of the other versions

(/О ДО)/ if u listen to this on 2019 then ur a real slim shady ! The best of músic hip hop the king eminem.

I listened this in 2024

Shady is the goat

iam músic V ^ ; 100th like just cause this is gold 700th like the real slim shady in 2019

2024 vibes

U PÉ FAZ ASSIM!!

he sounds like he has too much energy stored in

The fucking way he's able to just speed up and slow down is ridiculous. If you have the ability to rap along word by word, you know what I'm talking about

Good song

La mejor cansion me encanta❤❤❤😎😎😎

Will the real slim shady please stand up

1:20

My daily dose of fuel

700th like

The best song ever male

2021??

Eminem G.O.A.T 💪🦾

La pueden colocar en español colombiano por favor 🙏 ...