This song doesn’t need a remix.. The song is the remix

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes [Chorus - Eminem (repeat 2x):] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up? [Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records; Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD[AHHH!] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing but not quite me! [Chorus] [Eminem] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings [*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [Chorus 4X] [Eminem] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

Man, this Slim Shady seems like a real talented artist. Shame he disappeared, would've loves to see him with Eminem.

Anyone in april 2024

Eminem one of that rappers whose most song's comment selection are still active after 10 years .

Legend has it the real slim shady still hasn’t stood up

This is golden man! Miss these types of vibes in a music video. There will just never be another Em

I came back in 2024 to check on The Real Slim Shady. I'm glad it's still doing well

Still listening to this song everyday, a real masterpiece

censoreing eminem is like playing hitman without killing anyone

This masterpiece was released on this day 24 years ago! It's like wine...

Thank you Marshall for getting all your songs out of my head

This was so huge when it came out, he came at everything that was going on back then! Such a genius!

My battery:1% My phone : plays this song My battery : I’ll wait

Anyone in april 2024?

Anyone in April 2024

This song was iconic. This was the time when everyone had they're own flow. Now everyone sounds the same.

Imagine if Eminem would had performed this on Grammy's. Infront of all the artist he named. It would have been iconic

i love eminem

This song is 26 years old but is still a classic

This song has more roasts than a thanksgiving dinner

Eminem: Makes a song Lungs: We're gonna have a problem here

He's awesome. Love his music

This goes so hard 🔥🔥🔥🎉💯💯💯

“I guess theres a Slim Shady in all of us” *Eminem’s ex wife felt that*

Think I give a damn about a Grammy? Song: *wins Grammy* Ironic

ITS AMAZING!!!!!!!

love it

I showed this to my fish He is now the swim shady

Marshal Mathers touched our hearts Eminem touched our minds Slim Shady touched our girlfriends

2024 and still hits ❤

Who is leasing to this masterpiece in april 24?

The 73k dislikes are from the people who weren’t slim shady but stood up Edit: There’s 74k dislikes now, there are now lil xan and lil pump fans

I listened to this song and watched the video a million times as a kid and. had no idea what was going on.

このテンポが大好き

Memories of better time❤

Funny how Eminem dissed Grammy and then won a Grammy for this song. Lmao

How many Grammys do you want slim? Slim: yes

好き

Anyone here in 2024 because of that one short if you are here in 2024 your such a legend

Eminem: “Will the real slim shady please stand up?” All the slim Shadys: I get up

This song doesn't need a remix, this song IS the remix

Perfecto Eminem

I love it!!!

I never imagine this would be the song to get me over my break up … brings a good mood …it’s on repeat

This Slim Shady guy should do a collab with Eminem

Golden age MTV 😢

SLIM SHADYS STAND UP NOW 👹👹👹👹

2000: The Marshall Mathers LP 2010: Recovery 2020: Music To Be Murdered By This man knows how to start a Fantastic Decade Also Godzilla gonna cross 100 million in 4 hours from now Countdown Starts!!!

Top 5 rappers: 1:Eminem 2: Slim Shady 3: Marshall Bruce Mathers III 4: B-Rabbit 5: The White guy from D12

Real Slim Shady: 1B loading soon (944M at 21 April 3:00 p.m. IST)

I love you Eminem ❤

The song that plays in your head when you hear, "May I have your attention please???"

I will never get tired of listening to this masterpiece.

The real slim shady was the friends we made along the way

i honestly love eminem songs.

R.I.P to those who thinks this song is only 9 years old

UKposts is probably the closest thing to a time machine

I still love this song

For the 1% people who are reading this GOD loves you. I hope you achieve your goals. Have a great day and stay safe😊

When this came out, it made history. Eminem created a new type of rap and kept it real

This song should be on 1 Billion

Slim Shady 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

Legends say Slim Shadys still standing up.

This song is like wine. The older it gets better it becomes

Eminem the best❤

2024 kids:WTF is this song kids in 2010-2015:🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

My favorite part of this song is when Dr. Dre says:

No matter how old this song gets this will always be fire

❤ I love this

Even in slow motion this is still a banger🔥🔥🔥

Is this the krusty krab No this is slim shady

“Billie Eilish thinking she was the main attention in the Oscars ” Eminem: Guess who’s back

Gooood❤

your amazing

For the kids listening to this in 2070 this man is a legend

It's crazy how many people come back to this everyday. This song is legendary

I love him

My 2 siblings and parents I've been singing this all day❤

Swear Eminem is one of the rappers that I actually study the meaning of his songs because he’s actually talking about topics that matter rather than just saying anything to a catchy beat

I'm 57 and not reallly into Rap. But I could listen to this tune everyday. Dude is a beast!

The best music

This song is best

If this song was released in 2020 he would literally break the internet

Who else remembers when this white boy was #1 on MTV and BET. Slim Shady was dominating both channels and the radio. Half of you guys watching this video and commenting weren't even born yet to remember this. So fucking glad I got to experience this shit when Shady first hit the world. It was fucking huge

King ❤

Eminem King

Everybody asking where's Cardi A, Pre-malone, Kanye East but never asked where's *Thicc shady*

truly a masterpiece even today it still slaps

Whoa he is too amazing

every replay feels like the first time🔥🔥

"Clean version" We're gonna have a problem here...

Fun fact : This song is still legendary after 21 YEARS!

Standing up ❤

2024 will the real slim shady please stand up

Doesnt give a damn about a Grammy *gets a grammy for this song*

who is actually here because they LIKE this song

Amazing performance

I love the song

Mom: how long are you gonna listen to that for? Me: Till I collapse