My father left me before I was conceived!

my father left me even before he was born

When i was born, i left home, And raised a family on my own.

My family left me when I was born, now I raise my own father

@@nolan4826 💀

He's an entrepreneur OK?

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Have you not read the first comment section reply

First five seconds in the video, I actually thought this was an inspirational video

@Leemabari Beage Infires man! 😂

Ive showed this video to my son. Now he's a sun

I showed this video to my Sun, now it's an Arcturus

I showed this to my firefly now it's a Sun

@@boahsarah4929 ive showed this to the Sun and now it's a son

@@nustiuchiarnustiu8968 r/cursedcomments

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Lmao

"Parents hate this trick!"

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Having my first house built just turned 19 just gotta work hard

Its not facebook, its instagram

Can confirm it, I am his girlfriend

still, respect if he got his girlfriend before the 30 million

That's my career goal, inheriting 30 million from my grandpa. Both of whom died in 1969... aaaand wwwaiting...

And I started being his friend once he got house

LOL 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆!!!!!!

I... Started with a dog. And now? I'm the most wanted man on the states with a bounty of 20million dollars.

@@pessien8474 Hey, so what if the first kill was a dog? They say a journey of a thousand miles begin with a single step.

more like. serial killers: those are rookie numbers you gotta pump it up.

Ik he is so motivational he wants to make everyone inspired no matter what they are or do.

This is a sickening joke. Like 3 people?!!?!?! You killed 3 people? And you call yourself a serial killer? You gotta pump those numbers up dude! These are rokie numbers.

So you're not Benjamin Button

I like ur pfp

EREN

I was the youngest person on Earth the day of my birth

Who cares but I’m ur thousandth like haha

That’s the cinematic genius of it all...we’re number 4

There is no punchline Murray. He killed those three men on the subway .

Is hilarious because motivational gurus and coaches really are like that.

I've heard it as: me, myself and I. Cuz that person is a phoney.

Joker did kill three men, right?

"My first customer was an ant. He brought that grain of rice home, and fed his family with it for three days. That's the power of hope."

"I drank water with a glass"

Asian parents be like

@@bobleeswagger5850 this is so true😂

Can I get a part 2 please, so god damn funny

Well, there was message "give me money" after that. We better should.

So proudly.

Why is that concerning? I thought that was normal.

Concerning? No way, INSPIRATIONAL!

No it’s ✨inspirational✨

Dang I'm behind.

Me 2

You forgot the cold showers. Why is everyone a masochist. Everybody seems to presume that the most unpleasant things are good for you. Can't we just live in pleasure? I'm not trying to be a navy seal.

@@grimbles39 Yes, and you need to replace food with water & lemon, don't forget that.

And kiill 3 men.

How in the HELL did you wake up as late as 9:30 when you have toddlers?

@@sabrina63 my wife and mother in law are morning people

I agree with you. I switched majors from biology to history in college, and it was the best idea ever. I struggled with especially chemistry. Then I quit uni for a while and took a couple of online classes in art history, and I was hooked. I am now studying to become a high school history teacher. I enjoy hard work, but I seldom compromise on my rest. I need my weekends to function properly. I study about 30 hours a week. I have found the tricks to make my studying efficient. But the most important thing is that I am actually happy.

My biggest regret in life is not finding a nice woman to settle down with. I'm 40, been homeless on and off my whole life with multiple health problems and I'm miserable. I slept around with lots of women because I wasn't mature and didn't know what I wanted out of life do to childhood abuse from my family.

@@Freakazoid12345 at the age of 40 you don’t have to have that regret for the rest of your life. If you take care of yourself you could have 50+ quality years ahead of you. Look at Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone. They’re both jacked and almost 80. Sure there’s some “sauce” involved, but the point is they took steps to basically live the life of a 25-35 year old for decades, physicality included. If you keep that goal in mind and work towards it, overcoming the obstacles one by one with a single minded purpose, you might find you hit your goal quicker than expected. Even if it takes you 5-10 years to get to where you want with a good woman, and as healthy as possible, that’s still very much worth it. Point is, there’s a lot of time left to do these things, and I also believe life doesn’t end at bodily death either, so there’s probably a lot of time to purify the soul too for the best afterlife possible as well.

I would actually buy it. And then give it to my friend who actually likes self help books. And then see their reaction lmao

Thats because he is the real deal and isnt just doin it for the money

Or his course for $297.97

He just straight away asked money 😂

KNAWLEDGE

With this thumb

So inspirational

Using a plastic spoon, yeah...

Cought me off guard lmao

It came up as soon as I read the comment

I didn't hear him saying that but this is funny 😂

The fact that 1 comment was uploaded concerns me

*Judges crying*

Judge be like...: Oh my gaWwwwd you've gone through so much!! *bam!* selected...

Nabeel 355 Why I Think Of Dhar Mann Videos When I See , You See,,,

In other words, the video fulfilled its purpose.

4. The seagulls have taken over

Perfect

4. Wake up yesterday

@@user-fq4hj8yv2z try to kill sadness instead! :)

I´m not there yet. But can sit and eat all day!

so sup with that Anime profile pic?

Top tier waifu here for sure

Lol

luth he’s trying to seem productive by saying he wakes up early, but actually wakes up at 12pm lunch and says he’s awake early for tomorrow when he just slept in

lol

give me money.

Give me Money

Give me money

Give me money

Give me money.

ew

Sheldon

He said that when I read your comment

@@70.sabarinathajith80 what about him?

No wonder I don't read.

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Lol I was like wtf.

Instantly? No, that was nice and drawn out.

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WHAT ABOUT "GIVE ME MONEY"

Damnnnnnnnnn

In prison

@@milena4550 I bet your dad is still buying milk.

ging freecss liked that

Aw... hug???

Every person does

THATS where the time turner went!

Weak. I work 10 days a week every *day.* If you want success, you have to *commit.*

@@totalweirdo8538 git reference?

Lol that gave me a short stroke but i understand it now

Yes, manifest! And synergy! 😅

TiMe MaNaGeMeNt as well

"Beast Mode"

Might be a meme in inspirational videos but those things are actually pretty healthy and helpful.

Damn, all those new-age inspired things seem to be an International cancer.

How come this has 1k likes but only 1 reply?

Captain America has killed people and inspires people globally on how to be good people

@@elizabethpink721 RKCKXKX OMG WHAT I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT-

Yes

I am so inspired, i blived i cant kill but seing him succeed, i think i can do it

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Why did this make me laugh.

This is the most inspirational thing I have ever heard.

This is more realistic than the stuff in the video.

You got up at 3am, time-boxed your productivity sprint, and then got an early night ahead of time for tomorrow.

I’d love it if it went like “I’ve killed three men...............yeah.....”

You thought being successful was gonna be all rainbows and sunshine. WELL ITS NOT, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

Reminds me of my Dad hahahahhhaha

@@nanzedd it was not a joke. Super serious, he actually killed three men.

With a pencil. A FOOOKING pencil.

😂😂😂seriously

No, he just added "give me money" at the end.😆

Naalij. - Tai "Bookshelf" Lopez

OR tell you how to ethically steal things! 🤣🤨

But he claimed to have bought every house in his town 😂

Transcending

Transcend

Real entrepeneurs transcend even that number

Transbend

Yes that is what he said

It's a joke

@@incog0956 yeah that's why he COMMENTED THIS CUZ ITS FANNY

IMO its okay to use social media as long you're not addicted

@@tadicahya6439 its ok to use heroin as long as youre not addicted.

@@tadicahya6439 it's ok to study as long as you're not addicted

Same with me except I learned that beating up old people is wrong, oh well had fun while it lasted.

@@jboever85 💀

Linkdin? AIDS! Snapchat? Emphasyema! Reddit? Knock -knock, Gohnereah alert.

The more you know!

@@tristanthomas5006 THIS VIDEO AND COMMENT SECTIOND UEUEJDJWSHSHSHHS ITS 4AM I SHOULDNT BE FUCKING LAUGHING THIS HARD

My dude probably has 10 different bacterial infections

idek what they feel like.......thats illegal sir

Knowledge is intercourse

@Suebian give me money😃

That's the only way to achieve real success

Lmao

LMAO

"I don't suffer from hunger, because ambition and the persistence within, is what fuels me to achieve my goals."

I never blinked my eyes coz every second matters

Lmao

Buddha right?

@@alexdale8705 yes

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I don't think he was married, was he?

@@bikquerel2982 he was

lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Your teacher must have been very proud to inspire you and your classmates 😌

How the fuck? Shouldn't he/she check before? Also the word ,,Every" kinda lets you think something isn't right.

@@PouLS That's what I thought of as well. The title itself pretty much implies it's satirical. I'm pretty sure OP just said this as a joke. Like, on what fucking planet do you live for your teacher to try to inspire you? So surreal. They're too dull/normal to preach about greatness.

In 5 weeks this will be relevant

Hyblup Mitch 2 weeks left

You're not nano

Yeah, same

Amateur

Mindvalley😂😂

Essential one 🙌🙌

Lmai

Grew what?

i grew 5 inches _longer_

Wtf ahahaahh

I want to grow 5 inches taller too... in my pants .

You just did a worse version of the video you just watched

id get depression from that rountine, i dont even have one lmao

@ali ahahahaha

Kinda reminds me of those morning routines, where the guy spends the entire day, preparing for the day, and then it’s night.

@@alexman378 loooool

Amen brother

Or Michael Scott

That's Dostoyevsky

God bless that homeless man, wherever bridges or train he is living right now

Why are homeless people homeless? They should just buy a house. Duuh

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You're right, we're all human. It's important and good to have goals and a work ethic, but we need to balance that with not overextending ourselves and remembering what we live for. One thing I'll never forget is this time when my wife and I were dating, I had to pick between picking up an overtime shift or going on a date with her; I'm normally not shy about picking up OT, but a thought came to my mind. "What will I remember in 30 years: precious time spent with a person I care about, or a few extra bucks and what I did with them?" And this thought made a huge difference in my life since then

We serve food here sir

Lmao

This is funny and sad at the same time

oof

Inspired to pursue milk from the store. (i’m so sorry)

That's dark....

wait but that's my actual story lol

make sense

I think the 3 men he killed were the ones who didn't want to move away. Well, those books gotta be stored somewhere!

Which is that place? It's beautiful

@@Sheen023 His hometown

@@deonx262 😆

With a bencil a fckn bencil

@@Uce28 Bith ba bencil, ba bucking bencil*

"Ok I'm ready for the punchline." "There's no punchline. This is not a joke."

He's only just begun.

He already finished three

Hasn't yet worked for me :( guess i keep learning

You're probably not gonna see this but I love ya'lls channel💖

Dauntlyss thanks❤️

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I was the 1k like!

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Underrated

LMAO-

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Ahhh. The best way to make $1M

Man, this is hilarious 😆

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Laying on bed with eyes closed counts too ?? :3

@@romilgoel4191 yes! I say it counts 😂

@@chocolatefudge5263 👁️👄👁️

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Did he done it?

You're breathtaking!

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Boy it's called pulling an all-nighter, I've done it too 😂

this isnt supposed to be a motivational video!!! LOL

I thought he cracked a joke

This has really changed my life since I've heard it today and I will no longer sleep. I'm gonna start my business and never sleep again.

I’m probably probably not gonna sleep anymore I’m so inspired.

😂😂😂😂

XD

Lol

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Then you killed 3 men

@@user-sv6ph1dk4i こにちは

So that's the secret ingredient. It's so easy guys, just be born into a billionaire family.

@@user-sv6ph1dk4i With a pencil

More like a small loan of a million dollars.

İ live in a tiny house.

Bruh thats just Moistcritik4l, the only difference being the furniture XD

@@kooskansloos4834 *pans to mansion

@@yo371 no way that illiterate caveman can speaks 5 languages lmao

@@chilihotdog7257 he doesn't lol

I support Tate but these motivational videos are idiotic

Damn that sucks, hope he falls back into the ultrafeminine paranoia and becomes a normal person and finds himself again

And then they fall into ultra-fucking-be-normal-for-fucks-sake. Hole

You just hate that he decided to work on himself so you need to put him down to feel better about yourself he is better off without you no time for losers winners only

​@@pavolg1590tater tot spotted