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@markyuuki5736 2 роки тому
These gotta be the best pirates I have ever seen
@MarcosCost1255 2 роки тому
So it may seem…
@angrypatata7084 2 роки тому
So it may seem...
@sliccmang8176 2 роки тому
This better get at lest 1k likes
@JamesPacardo 2 роки тому
Wow
@jgabs12studios74 2 роки тому
@@sliccmang8176 oh I’m sure it’ll get more than that. You’ll see, besides it’s fail army.
@user-wi8gp7zw8i 2 роки тому
the way the lady talked to the two drunk friends makes me think this isn’t their first time
@kylelandon5618 2 роки тому
Alcohol is a terrible thing it really is.
@andrewt.5567 2 роки тому
High chance it was staged, but dont care, pretty funny. Imagine the setup time to do that!
@conradleffman8393 2 роки тому
@@kylelandon5618 As long as you don't abuse it, it is great.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 роки тому
@@conradleffman8393 If you're not abusing it, you're missing the point and should stick to fruit juice.
@conradleffman8393 2 роки тому
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing It is easy for most people to drink in moderation, that being 14 units max on an average week. You're acting like there is a fine line between being sober and an alcoholic.
@johnevans6399 2 роки тому
I know it's about boats but the forklift bloke not knowing which way to run was priceless. It was crying out for a Benny Hill backing track.
@sweeptheleg. 2 роки тому
Yeah..dummy jumped off the forklift without applying the brakes then wonders why it rolls off downhill.
@papillonvu 2 роки тому
How to destroy 3 different vehicles in one move! 😆
@clbdyc 2 роки тому
Most forklifts have dead man's switch.
@robertanthonycarroll7133 2 роки тому
HA🤣 BENNY HILL
@Boss_Tanaka 2 роки тому
Poor guy having a bad day and me laughing out loud
@Skippymcdippy20 2 роки тому
The man at the start has got to be the greatest mariner ever, he literally steered a boat on land,what a legend.
@zzisavage Рік тому
I do this in GTA all the time lol 😎
@davidlundmark9359 Рік тому
@@zzisavage 😂
@mr.wilson7270 Рік тому
Not to good to end up on land to begin with
@vandelay_industries 10 місяців тому
Gives off F1s Sebastien Buemi trying to steer a car with no front wheels vibes
@hectatusbreakfastus6106 2 роки тому
That collision at 2 minutes is insane. 4 boats trying to squeeze through the same location at the same time. What a bunch of knuckleheads. Hope buddy was ok that got the rig on his chest. That forklift fail was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. The guy swimming after the boat was pretty epic also. The funny part about the last clip is how easy it is to back up a trailer.
@mikejones8866 2 роки тому
To be fair, in the last clip, backing a single axle trailer can be tricky. They want to wander all over the place. My favorite was at 8:40 "It's time to abdicate the area" ???? Abdicate: verb - fail to fulfill or undertake (a responsibility or duty).
@yuribezmenov7838 2 роки тому
@@mikejones8866 Abdicate means to renounce a position or title, or to give up something and leave at will. You were foolish and lazily took the first definition from the first search result, one which doesn't even accurately portray the meaning of the word when provided without any context. Synonyms of abdicate: relinquish, give up, forgo, resign, waive, abandon,etc. Example: We should not simply abdicate from those areas where traditionally we have had a lead.
@spagettie1589 2 роки тому
@@mikejones8866 I agree, espechally because the car is wider than the trailer. You only see that the trailer went to a side, when it is pretty late. And when not driving with one commonly they are even harder to control. Might look easy but is not as easy as it seems.
@danielgoudge8465 2 роки тому
Not for him 😜🤦🏻♂️🤪
@danielgoudge8465 2 роки тому
@@yuribezmenov7838 the funny part was the grey haired lady who just say there like everything was ok too funny🙃
@shadowhenge7118 2 роки тому
Seeing the boat drift by with the guy swimming after it is the best one.
@failarmy 2 роки тому
Dude where's my boat?!
@gerrybgood3125 2 роки тому
And 2nd place goes to the guy on the forklift who loses both boat and forklift!
@SolOnSol3 2 роки тому
dude he could fuckin move, I've never seen a non-athlete swim that fast
@dreads9536 2 роки тому
@@SolOnSol3 Yea it's almost like he was swimming in the same direction as a fast flowing river or something....
@shadowhenge7118 2 роки тому
@@dreads9536 either way it's some loony tunes shit.
@Nesstor01 9 місяців тому
The driver for the gorgeous blue yacht manage to hit the same dock, TWICE.
@eddyhernandez5869 2 роки тому
I'm a Land lover, and I never knew how much, dangerous it is to own a boat, much respect.
@600stax7 Рік тому
land rover
@RadDadisRad 2 роки тому
Those fish gonna live in the lap of luxury with that boat house, I mean it’s got solar power and 3 decks.
@mathew85 2 роки тому
🐟🐠🐡🦈🥳
@BuggSmasher 2 роки тому
Well, it did have !
@mikeoxmaul837 2 роки тому
The new finding Nemo sequel
@brunoaxis587 2 роки тому
Luck for fishes! Here in Brazil the solar power is expensive and gonna expensive much more due to taxes.
@GonzoDonzo 2 роки тому
@Scott Richard still fits the application and beats having to run a noisy generator.
@karlhungus8841 2 роки тому
The guy who showed me how to manage a trailer said: “the first rule is, what you see happening in your mirrors is really happening”.
@jthompson6189 2 роки тому
And steer towards the problem!
@thisisbeyondajoke6748 2 роки тому
My uncle told me not to worry about the rear mirror as that is all in the past he said to look forward not backwards
@singerkgreen 2 роки тому
It's so true. I always tell people when I'm backing up if they're not touching in the mirrors they're not touching in real life
@MattJasa 2 роки тому
Driving backwards is like driving forwards, the steering wheel moves in the same direction just the back end is turning instead of the front.
@karlhungus8841 2 роки тому
@@MattJasa and he also showed me to put your hand at the 6 o’clock position on the steering wheel.
@damianharris4673 Рік тому
Honestly though can you imagine how hard it is to drive one of those big boats, or to try to dock one of those things would be insane
@eltonspurlock Рік тому
No brakes
@jonathanlee7355 Рік тому
Poor guy at the end trying to back in..that feeling of everyone watching, judging, waiting, and laughing makes it 100% more difficult! Lol
@ClipifyShorts 2 роки тому
You have to appreciate the dedication of that dude who jumped on the ground to save his boat
@emilypaller4933 2 роки тому
I will go down the road with this shippppp
@FinalFront 2 роки тому
Which clip is that?
@davidamsdell2201 Рік тому
@@FinalFront 2:40
@fakevirus8828 Рік тому
Yeah he saved it so its not a fail. Fails are only when the end result is tragedy.
@TheGanjologist 10 місяців тому
@@fakevirus8828it's still a fail, if he didn't make the stupid mistake of unhooking his boat at the top of a hill he wouldn't have to save it.
@blujay9191 2 роки тому
The timing on the one where an empty boat lazily drifts past and a couple of seconds pass... then we see someone frantically swimming after it... just perfect.
@richardpichan6916 2 роки тому
I was amazed how fast he was cutting through the water 😯
@oguretsagressive 2 роки тому
@@richardpichan6916 I think there's a current flowing at the same speed the boat is drifting. Funny illusion though.
@BigKO89 2 роки тому
Looked like he was absolutely hauling
@mattwilkes9047 2 роки тому
They sped up the footage when they edited
@bmf0003 2 роки тому
yeah that clip was funny af.
@kevinpatrick5162 Рік тому
I love how the first person kept steering the boat as if they still had control of the situation.🤣
@graysonnolen1653 2 роки тому
Legend has it, he's still trying to back that jet ski into the water.
@dantesos7564 2 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@kramnull8962 2 роки тому
Ironically the truck hit the water first...
@raphaelwilliams2200 2 роки тому
chuckle
@cheefussmith9380 2 роки тому
This is why I practiced in my driveway
@OcRefrigeration 2 роки тому
I know right ! A little Pre- practice in a parking lot would have helped him a lot. 😂
@raphaellauf7786 2 роки тому
"You oke bro?" "Yeah bud" most Canadian thing ever
@chrisfrey2503 Рік тому
Love how the first guy kept steering after it was out of the water sliding on the rocks. Priceless!
@bmf0003 2 роки тому
4:14 that's why i always tell my kayakers to reconsider deep water and stick to shorelines. a lot boat operators won't be able to see you and they often won't even be able to hear your horn until its too late. Edit: this makes me want to record boaters trying to get out of the marina on a windy day
@aarondavis8943 Рік тому
That's all good advice. But that kayaker would have been quite visible to the pilot of that boat.
@bfehrman6778 Рік тому
At one launch spot at a nearby lake, the distance between the ramp and the floating walkway that is opposite of the dock is a few boat lengths at best. That...is fun on a windy day...with an inboard...
@ericchin9007 Рік тому
always point the air horn at the incoming vessel, don't just wave it around like a moron, the way this guy did.
@blockyclips7660 Рік тому
@@ericchin9007 was he not pointing at it???
@davedree Рік тому
@@ericchin9007 wtf stop talking shit,
@adrianlemus2627 2 роки тому
That’s a lot of damage
@fordmustangfan5929 2 роки тому
Exactly what I was going to say
@NastyAngel 2 роки тому
@@fordmustangfan5929 Exactly what I was going to say
@may8573 2 роки тому
@@bobby1970 Exactly what i was gonna say
@storytimewithunclebill1998 2 роки тому
Dude got dragged by his boat all across the street. Good thing that curb was there or he would still be going, minus an arm. Always fun to watch. Great video
@LangstonDev 2 роки тому
A captain always goes down with the ship!
@djimma5080 2 роки тому
Dude was dumb too his weight is never gonna stop the boats weight
@howtogetdisowned7478 2 роки тому
Felt bad for him, fun day on the water turned into wrestling with your boat.
@marcelovieira895 2 роки тому
@@djimma5080 I would surely do the same as he did
@cappuccino-1721 2 роки тому
I was thinking to my self “what the hell is he doing!? He’s not going to stop the boat from rolling, he could loose an arm!”
@XP-nt9iy Рік тому
I feel so bad for the guy at the end. All he wanted to do was take out his jet ski, but he just ended up humiliating himself.
@sinofusall2080 Рік тому
i love how the people on the big boats look so confused when they hit something
@joetaylor3563 Рік тому
Because its almost like slow-motion and there's nothing they can do but stand there and watch it all come down.. almost in chapters.
@drumlessons833 Рік тому
Rich people being irresponsible. The worst was when that boat flew right next to the small fishing vessel.
@RideAcrossTheRiver Рік тому
@@drumlessons833 That was on purpose. No way the powerboat missed visual and the horn blast.
@siryak 2 роки тому
*casually crashes his boat into the ground* "You ok bud?" "yea" "mmkay"
@user-dz5qw7em8d 2 роки тому
Useless comment
@qAlucard-_- 2 роки тому
@@user-dz5qw7em8d Fr
@nenjidesu 2 роки тому
@@user-dz5qw7em8d comments are useless bro.
@Mike-qv3pz 2 роки тому
Most off those boats got a poly protector on the bottom. They drive in shallow rivers with a lot off trees and rocks so they are protected against that. I bet other then some scratches on the poly that the boat was oké..
@TheGuccibane 2 роки тому
Wrong. "You okay bro? yea baud". You had one job and you butchered the quote.
@mumbles215 2 роки тому
“Time to abdicate the area”- must be first class.
@MrLifeissomething 2 роки тому
Hes not really using the word properly if we wanna be semantic assholes about it.
@SThompsonRAMM_1203 2 роки тому
LOL! 2nd Class: I’m sorry, what is he saying? 3rd Class: We need to get the fuck out of here!
@stevem815 2 роки тому
He was trying to be first class but with a 3rd class education.
@doctorsatansrobot 2 роки тому
@@MrLifeissomething Maybe he was King of the cabin?
@verzijlj5807 2 роки тому
Prob meant evacuate lol
@Algorythmfpv Рік тому
The fact the guy in the first one kept trying to steer even though he was like 10 foot on land LMAO
@dirtydirtmcgogurt 2 роки тому
@ 5:52 - I love how they put their hazard lights on. "Yes, we see you Bill. You're Altima is embedded into the bow of my boat."
@patrickboucher2907 2 роки тому
“I could use some water.” Hilarious!
@timdake 2 роки тому
That was truly a clever comment...
@therealcobracommander8324 2 роки тому
Hahaha😄
@lenakalen1976 2 роки тому
DU ÄR INTE SÅ BRA
@justforfun4534 2 роки тому
How about a divorce, dude? You've earned it.
@Crimsonedge1 2 роки тому
@@justforfun4534 Yeah, real women don't bail just because their husband is drunk and acting like he's 5. Just as a real guy doesn't bail when he has to stand there and hold his wife's hair back as she pukes her guts up.
@storytimewithunclebill1998 2 роки тому
Dude lost a boat on forklift, then forklift rams truck. Not a good day for that guy. What to do, what to do. Always fun to watch. Great video
@IamBATMAN2024 2 роки тому
That was the best lol
@stevek8829 2 роки тому
The boss will be sued by two.
@bobby1970 2 роки тому
If I had been that guy, I would have simply walked off the job and never came back.
@kellyt5341 2 роки тому
@@bobby1970 I was thinking the same damn thing. Go get in my car, head for the liquor store, go get a room for a few days, leave a quick message for the loved ones and shut the phone off.
@rogerbrown2910 2 роки тому
All that scene needed was a drone to crash to cover most types of travel!
@lilkodaboi683 2 роки тому
“You ok bro? Yeuh bud” the polite Canadian aftermath of a full send
@mikeajames9261 2 роки тому
This made me so nervous! I've had some close calls in my life but never any catastrophes like these.
@user-yr7m2 2 роки тому
When the video begins, I like how the guy still tries to steer his boat on dry land!
@rubenmartinez1140 2 роки тому
😂
@jed4110 2 роки тому
Fr
@allotherlightsgoout 2 роки тому
I say here watching that part yelling, "Ow, ow, ow," the whole time.
@casf120 2 роки тому
Think he’s just trying to hang on lol
@mikehannigan848 2 роки тому
To his credit...both them dudes walked away from that...
@chriskay2296 2 роки тому
I love how the first one still steering the boat when he’s on the rocks as if he’s got any power over that shiiiet
@unclepauly3205 2 роки тому
Bro you see a big ass pile of logs coming at you a Mach 2 you telling me you ain’t at least turning it in the other direction? 😂
@statementleaver8095 2 роки тому
@@unclepauly3205 could've atleast dropped the anchor🤣🤣
@chrisjones2788 2 роки тому
@@unclepauly3205 no, because it would make no difference.
@unclepauly3205 2 роки тому
@@chrisjones2788 alrighty then Chris... seems like you have a solid education on how the brain reacts... 🤡
@chrisjones2788 2 роки тому
@@unclepauly3205 I do, how did you guess?
@1.4142 2 роки тому
2:35 Top 10 people who could beat thanos without the infinity gauntlet.
@eddiencstate Рік тому
Such... "Ridiculousness" ! We've seen half of these on that show. Still worth re-watching.
@Lopezfam210 2 роки тому
"I could use some water" "Get in the truck" 🤣
@kuzzbillington6392 2 роки тому
8:44 "It's time to abdicate the area" ... So the room stopped being king then?
@eonrelaxationmusic1916 2 роки тому
What does it, 😂😂
@surveyguyor8958 2 роки тому
;ya. i was thinking the same thing. some dip with a vocabulary but doesn't know the meaning of the word.
@mvswe 2 роки тому
It all started when the huge lady sat down lol...
@RennieAsh 2 роки тому
There's many a meaning. Such as, give up, relinquish, renounce a position.
@98bgdangerousmoments 25 днів тому
Experiencing those unbelievable moments firsthand was like being in a movie
@mase7557 2 роки тому
I love that the very first guy was still steering the boat after it left the water and was on the rocks.
@Teknotion 2 роки тому
"Abdicate the area" .. That's a new one for me.
@PeterLawton 2 роки тому
Yeah. I've heard of a king "abdicating the throne". And now that makes me consider the people who were on the toilet during that, uh, disturbance.
@palmat1990 2 роки тому
thank you for this comment
@coolminecraft1457 2 роки тому
8:40 “alright time to abdicate the area” that’s the most understatement of the year.
@rgstewart2042 2 роки тому
Abdicate the area. Must have been on his word-a-day calendar. "Let's get the hell outta here is much simpler.
@MrDubs 2 роки тому
@@rgstewart2042 13 points in Scrabble. I'm going to have to keep that one in my back pocket for game nights with nan.
@87mini 2 роки тому
@@rgstewart2042 Just trying to joke in the face of a pretty stressful predicament.
@PeterKnagge 2 роки тому
It doesn't make sense though. It must be an Americanisation.🤪
@stevie-ray2020 Рік тому
@@MrDubs Yes, just a few more points than 'evacuate'!
@jamesvan-lint7351 Рік тому
The clip where the empty boat drifts past followed a few seconds later by its frantically swimming skipper is truly hilarious ...my jaw is aching 😂
@user-vy4xx2qp3d 7 місяців тому
Grow up!
@S0L12D3 Рік тому
1:36 “grab that yeti!” Man you’re actually worried about a $400 cooler when your houseboat is literally sinking 😂😂😂😂
@stevie-ray2020 Рік тому
....but it has the beer in it!
@Mysucculentchinesemeal 2 роки тому
I love the guy using himself as an emergency trailer brake.
@greyfinch2565 2 роки тому
Ikr 🤣
@WillemvanKalsbeek 2 роки тому
A few scrapes and bruises, but no damage. That's a win
@jimmym3352 2 роки тому
He managed the save. Worth a road rash? maybe
@BigDave855 8 місяців тому
in that first clip it looked like he was trying to steer it while it was already on land lol
@shanemaestas5969 2 дні тому
I like the way the first guy still tried steering the boat as it’s on land 😂💀
@rg3412 2 роки тому
Last guy, everyone is laughing, no one is helping. That’s boating for you.
@ggsdude1 2 роки тому
Thats why theyre trash
@eventhisidistaken 2 роки тому
Boating etiquette dictates that you do not help unless asked to help, or for imminent danger.
@coopercovelo 2 роки тому
I tried helping someone like that, and they made it clear they did not need my help... they also ran the corner of their boat into the dock on the ramp after insisting they had it handled... I now only offer help to those that indicate they would like some help...
@hill3016 2 роки тому
The boat's name was cornicopia destiny. Must have named it after an ugly drag queen or a tweaking stripper.
@hill3016 2 роки тому
"Time to abdicate the area" im going to use that next time i take a dump
@SilentKnight43 2 роки тому
"Okay...it's time to abdicate the area." Everybody be like - "umm...what's abdicate?"
@danwiley7936 2 роки тому
Hey, if you abdicate you clean it up.
@brockstarg2296 2 роки тому
He meant to say "Evacuate". Unless he has no concept of the English language.
@LionsLamb79 2 роки тому
Piss poor passenger management, Pax should never been in that area with loose equipment in high seas, Haven't you ever heard" batten down the harches"
@SilentKnight43 2 роки тому
@R Blanc He was thinking of using a big word to sound in authority - and failed by using the wrong one, lol.
@SixStringflyboy 2 роки тому
@@LionsLamb79 "We already battened 'em down!" "Well batten 'em down again, we'll teach those hatches!!!"
@I_am_a_cat_ 2 роки тому
The boat in the pool was legendary.
@Seifus Рік тому
So nobodys gonna talk about the ship that was literally destroyed by the wave?
@Noelleiscute 2 роки тому
Respect to that guy who holds his trailer boat while being dragged
@g.somakiss5593 2 роки тому
bro like there are things you won't let out of your hands going downhill like your boat you worked for
@yourboiD 2 роки тому
🤣😂. I'm still crying
@omnacky 2 роки тому
A captain goes down (the street) with his ship.
@burnerjack01 2 роки тому
A skiff and a guy with a scuff.
@billyaitken1713 2 роки тому
Aussie man 😜👍
@naughtysmurf64 2 роки тому
2:25 from the look of the sides of both of these ships, they have done this more than once!!
@anonymous-de3mn Рік тому
I bet the people laughing at the end wouldn't be able to do any better. Honestly the person struggles but doesn't fail ; at least they're being cautious.
@user-qw5hm5gl2p 2 місяці тому
The two lads in the boat in the pool you made us proud...how legends are made..lmfao
@jeffdumpster3903 2 роки тому
The 2 best days in a mans boating life are when he buys it and when he sells it.
@Hamchuck112 2 роки тому
That's bullshit
@onenikkione 2 роки тому
That saying only applies to Rookies.
@diraltmcallister3523 2 роки тому
Maybe when you're a knuckledragger like the last guy. Or have no friends
@shawneaaroe617 2 роки тому
Absolutely true....
@johnh5738 2 роки тому
Amen!
@nicolasm4797 2 роки тому
Is no one gonna talk about how cool the yacht is at 3:10. The color of it so dope!!!
@AaronShenghao 2 роки тому
Cool yacht, shitty crew.
@KeasekuchenJonas 2 роки тому
Would love to know what went wrong on that one…
@AtheistOrphan 2 роки тому
I agree, lovely colour. Makes a change from white!
@TheSafierdrgn 2 роки тому
"The $90 million yacht is owned by billionaire and Capri Sun tycoon Hans Peter Wild, 79."
@chonky2129 Місяць тому
The guy trying to steer the boat on land at the beginning had me rolling
@woodypride5497 Рік тому
Best one at 7.42m boat quietly drifting, no drama with man swimming after it. Gold. To his credit he swims real fast!
@skunkbucket9408 2 роки тому
2:36 Forgot to chock the wheels before lifting the hitch off the ball, did you? I did that myself one time with a large travel trailer - with my wife and kids still inside. Luckily, the two safety chains were still hooked on. One snapped, but the other held, keeping the trailer from sailing down a hill and into a million-dollar class A rig parked at the bottom. I take my time and do it right now. BTW, that was a beautiful save by the guy with the boat, and probably the lowest speed road rash incident I've ever seen.
@Mognemind 2 роки тому
Also, it is most likely the least expensive fail of this video
@unclepauly3205 2 роки тому
It only takes one time! Good job.
@db8633 2 роки тому
Yup no doubt!!! He at least slowed it down hahaha.
@longbowshooter5291 2 роки тому
I did that too with a car dolly, the kind where your front wheels are driven onto the dolly. Forgot to chock the wheels, underestimated the weight of it.
@mikescott7408 2 роки тому
Did you tell the wife or keep that to self.. Always love the tuber fails or that raft with people. hopefully all was safe..
@cbbees1468 2 роки тому
Alternate title: When Ship Hits the Fan
@alexanderohman1707 2 роки тому
You made my day
@pgl79 2 роки тому
Underrated comment
@shishinonaito 2 роки тому
Ship happens
@dancepiglover 2 роки тому
Or for the first one, when ship hits the land.
@johntv4806 Рік тому
Just love how he tries to steer the boat via rudder while sliding along the dry beach.
@fakevirus8828 Рік тому
Some people just ain't cut out for boat ramps😂
@officialWWM 2 роки тому
Those 2 guys in the pool were definitely winning!
@oburi85 2 роки тому
I could use some water... XD
@andrewgilbreath1331 2 роки тому
Lol get the boat out of the pool, ol boy like ok rrrrrpppp
@Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому
That first guy seemed to earnestly still be trying to steer the boat when it was on the ground
@ryansoprano5858 2 роки тому
When u play too much gta
@jasonjansen9831 2 роки тому
@@ryansoprano5858 Yeh GTA boats still kinda steer on land
@fishfire_2999 2 роки тому
Dudes we're having so much fun hanging in the boat she had to ruin it 🤣
@wolfmantroy6601 2 роки тому
I like how the driver kept steering the boat even across the gravel in the 1st video.
@Smokie1523 2 роки тому
That last dude was REALLY giving it his best peter griffin impression..
@willmorrison1022 2 роки тому
He should have his man card revoked. Makes us ALL look bad.
@jand563 2 роки тому
"How hard can it be?" That dude probably before he tried reversing with a trailer.
@mainzy7280 2 роки тому
Was looking for this comment 😂
@rickdicker9604 2 роки тому
Not only are these hilarious, they make me feel so good about myself - I'm not the biggest f%#@-up on the planet after all! 🤗
@fantomSilver 2 роки тому
But still all of us may appear in such videos... That makes me anxious
@elosoguapo8137 2 роки тому
When the boss is chewing you just remind him that someone crashed an expensive boat into another expensive boat which is way worse than any of your offenses
@elosoguapo8137 2 роки тому
@@fantomSilver just don’t buy a boat and you’ll be ok
@fantomSilver 2 роки тому
@@elosoguapo8137 nope- I've just received my license🤣
@elosoguapo8137 2 роки тому
@@fantomSilver get insurance and a life jacket and for gods sake don’t drink a liter of jack Daniels before operating the boat!
@dylansanterre9137 2 місяці тому
This is definitely the best compilation I've everrrr seen
@vaekkriinhart4347 Рік тому
4:03 kills me.. didnt even take the boat off the trailer, n it's still driveable on the lake lmfao
@davidharrick469 2 роки тому
Being a boater for many years I can't tell you how many times I have seen people not being able to back up a trailer.
@stevie-ray2020 Рік тому
Many can't drive forward competently, let alone in reverse!
@joncooke9515 10 місяців тому
Same here, takes practice. Best advice I ever got.... never approach anything with your boat faster than you’re willing to crash into it.
@ash_mash7602 2 роки тому
A man swimming after his boat was hilarious until that genius reverse toeing his jet ski came along.
@peterf.229 2 роки тому
Your spelling is also hilarious
@ash_mash7602 2 роки тому
@@peterf.229 Enlighten me Massa with your high horse intellect!
@b.wiggins714 2 місяці тому
The dude swimming after his boat was priceless
@mgordon5645 Рік тому
Aye! Tony took it to the max. Went down with the ship.
@zachrogan9979 2 роки тому
2:04 “ hey, you alright?” Most definitely not. That dude got ROCKED with a huge pillar of steel
@jrm669mar 2 роки тому
Surprised to see him move at all, he didn’t get up. Wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up dead.
@the11x85 2 роки тому
he's definitely not okay
@looseele Рік тому
That's the sound of someone frantically wanting that person to be OK
@Alkiller 2 роки тому
"Mommy, Daddy! How are boats made??" "Well, sweety, when two boats like each other very much, they do 6:29 "
@BB-it3ks 2 роки тому
“Zookeeper, zookeeper! Those boats are killing each other! …Oh!”
@WyattUTFT 2 роки тому
The best part of that one is the same company owns both those boats. So they got double screwed by that crash
@kencollins837 2 роки тому
That's how baby boats are born
@bowserdragon777 2 роки тому
fucking priceless
@bensipos9842 Рік тому
8:40 “alright, it’s time to abdicate the area” 🤣😭 that got me
@thebham95 Рік тому
"alright it's time to abdicate the area" is my new favorite catchphrase
@mrkool501 2 роки тому
2:42 is impressive asf 🤣 my man was holding on FOR HIS LIFE
@rochrich1223 2 роки тому
I love how he was trying to steer when the boat was on the rocks in the opening sequence. Rocks don't obey rudders. Rocks don't care what direction the outboard is pointing.
@mickaelkancel6492 2 роки тому
😂😂😂
@yuk-erkmckirk9277 2 роки тому
It didn't have an outboard engine, it was an inboard engine and jet propulsion.
@rochrich1223 2 роки тому
The rocks didn't seem to care about that arrangement either.
@robertheinkel6225 2 роки тому
I will give him credit for trying, but that’s about all
@dustine4184 2 роки тому
I love how the last comment is almost the same as this one.
@kylesplace Рік тому
to be fair, jet ski trailers are like the hardest things to back up
@gibshit4118 2 роки тому
The dude at the end trying to reverse the trailer needs to have his license taken away 🤣
@royster3345 2 роки тому
Felt for the guy at the end trying to reverse the jet ski. Anything short towed is a nightmare, slow and easy, especially when you can't really see it from the drivers seat.
@jake641991 2 роки тому
Fuckin love having a backup camera for the small trailers
@johncollins7044 2 роки тому
Very true. I learned to drop my tailgate to get a clear view of my small trailer. I swear that asshole trailer has a mind of its own sometimes.
@bllasae Рік тому
Don't you just have to have the trailer straight and the wheel straight and put it in reverse?
@royster3345 Рік тому
@@bllasae You don't have a small trailer...... just a guess 😊
@Whybother99 9 місяців тому
@@bllasaeit tends to move left and right no matter how straight you are.
@Bayan1905 2 роки тому
On Memorial Day weekend, a local tow truck owner literally waits by one of the town boat launches for a tourist to sink his truck/SUV. It happens every year and is an easy way to make money.
@AustinH7 2 роки тому
I love that hahah
@bobby1970 2 роки тому
That's hilarious.
@danielleking262 2 роки тому
Nice, lmao. Like reverse fishing. 😂
@Shayna11NM 2 роки тому
Tell him to bring a cooler of cold drinks and chips or candy bars to sell while he waits around for the next contestant. ;) Labor Day is almost here!
@schrutefarmzz7950 Рік тому
“Is that not the most devastating thing you’ve ever seen” 😭😂 ma’am there’s people that are dying
@shadowvapor16 8 місяців тому
2:36 I mean does he truly believe he is going to stop that trolley from rolling away? What a fool!
@papillonvu 2 роки тому
It’s been years since Fail Army has had a quality video… and finally, this is it!!
@ScreamOG1 2 роки тому
Haha finally, someone with the same thought as me. Used to be a gold channel, for years now it’s been junk u til this video
@zhuzzir 2 роки тому
This I concur! Great vid (going down under with all the cringe, crying, laughter n losses abroad) since a while! 👍👍👍
@saraparker184 2 роки тому
8:41 norwegian cruise: time to “abdicate” the area chap 🎩 carnival cruisr: let’s get the heck outta here boy
@Calabresa022 2 роки тому
Did that ship sink or something?
@WhoWeBe25 Рік тому
After the boat stops… “ we’re here!” 🤣
@davidshuff8838 Рік тому
Guy in the green shirt deserves some mad respect!
@keithhill8735 2 роки тому
Lets admire the guy that was holding on to his boat for dear life as it was dragging him across his yard🤣
@clintoncollier Рік тому
He is game. Lucky there wasn't a car coming...the force is strong in this one!
@framusburns-hagstromiii808 2 роки тому
Amazing how many cruise ships are involved in collisions that seem completely avoidable if only someone was watching what they were doing .. or maybe not drinking on duty..😱😱
@thethievesdomain8360 2 роки тому
Cruise ships I can understand though, all that mass takes a long time to slow down or move. Smaller boats on the other hand are just idiots.
@googlewolly 2 роки тому
@@thethievesdomain8360 Boats can't be idiots; they're not self aware. They're also abiotic.
@Raz0rking 2 роки тому
You need to see the internet historians take on the costa concordia.
@kyle18934 2 роки тому
It takes a long time for a boat like that to stop. Even going slow can take time to stop
@mrosenblatt 2 роки тому
What happened with the Epic was due to a shift of winds. You can't do much other than cross your fingers and hope the damage isn't too bad when that happens.
@Ysmir_The_Ancient Рік тому
Dude, the guy at 2:44 seconds, Nice Save!!
@jalbert222 2 роки тому
i LOVE the first scene. On the rocks, the guys continues to steer the boat lol. We all would, of course.
@sammyold4708 2 роки тому
Hats off to these who have failed! Watching them brings us all so much joy .
@TonyEnglandUK 9 місяців тому
That poor guy swimming after his boat still hasn't caught up with it.
@BoiledOctopus 2 роки тому
Love the fact he's still steering. On land.
@franzusgutlus54 2 роки тому
Same
@carolineschneider2403 2 роки тому
So that seems to be the stupidest thing you can do in this situation, because some of you are already writing this? It seems logical to me, isn't that what a steering wheel is for? 🤔🤷🏼♀️🧭
@BoiledOctopus 2 роки тому
@@carolineschneider2403 ?
@GoldballIndustries 2 роки тому
or hes being jossled around
@surveyguyor8958 2 роки тому
especially with a pump boat.
@Reginald-rr1gh 2 роки тому
This vid just makes me realize how much fun I’m missing by not having my own boat 🤣
@shoebert31 2 роки тому
guy gets off the forklift like he is somehow going to stop an 8,000 pound boat
@omnacky 2 роки тому
"Can you imagine being the owner of that boat" the owner of the boat next to them: 👁️👄👁️
@davefellhoelter1343 2 роки тому
Want clean family fun? we did boat ramps on a holiday weekend, chairs in a line, numbered paper plate score cards. Some of our most fun memories
@oo0Spyder0oo 2 роки тому
Yeah not offering to help no doubt
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