Facial Recognition: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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John Oliver takes a look at facial recognition technology, how it’s used by private companies and law enforcement, and why it can be dangerous.
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@artepjan
@artepjan 3 роки тому
"It's like Skynet but not evil." That's exactly what an evil one would say.
@grify
@grify 3 роки тому
thats what skynet themselves first said
@HisameArtwork
@HisameArtwork 3 роки тому
Plot twist ...SkyNet was chinese all along...not sure if self fulfilling prophecy or what.
@djentmas867
@djentmas867 3 роки тому
Skynet is Genysis!
@System0Error0Message
@System0Error0Message 3 роки тому
skynet is also a delivery company too
@RoM271290
@RoM271290 3 роки тому
I don't think Skynet sees itself as "evil" either.
@jamesburk8145
@jamesburk8145 3 роки тому
When that reporters high school photo came up you could see him looking for a word other than "horrifying" all over his face.
@googiegress7459
@googiegress7459 2 роки тому
He didn't want to be unprofessional and ruin the rest of the interview. That's the face of someone who has just been personally attacked and is mentally cataloguing the weapons he has available to fight back with.
@grege5074
@grege5074 3 роки тому
there's a big difference between a "brown university student" and a "Brown University student"
@Ash-zm1vx
@Ash-zm1vx 3 роки тому
Oh no you didn’t!
@technicallythecenteroftheu1349
@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 3 роки тому
well. she was both
@toosunakabooma1213
@toosunakabooma1213 3 роки тому
Triple snap thumbs way the hell up!
@ashishsachdeva4377
@ashishsachdeva4377 3 роки тому
Brown University Student has longer life expectancy than the other one...
@ashishsachdeva4377
@ashishsachdeva4377 3 роки тому
U r doomed if u r a brown Brown University student...
@ianbot9389
@ianbot9389 3 роки тому
You know a service is scary if Facebook is the good guy in the story.
@fatihsaidduran
@fatihsaidduran 3 роки тому
Damn
@youtubersruleyoutube2348
@youtubersruleyoutube2348 3 роки тому
😌
@baileygregg6567
@baileygregg6567 3 роки тому
Your easily bought off I see😒
@satyakamshashwat
@satyakamshashwat 3 роки тому
Only until FB gets its cut or make it its partner...
@mounikakulkarni119
@mounikakulkarni119 3 роки тому
😓
@lyotoarellano
@lyotoarellano 3 роки тому
Alright you guys, I'll see you all back here in 5 to 6 years when this has become a HUGE problem and we say, "Wow, 5 years since John Oliver touched this topic and still nothing has been done."
@lll9107
@lll9107 3 роки тому
Yeah, I am still waiting for you to fix the WWE problem.
@Yugioh_Turk
@Yugioh_Turk 3 роки тому
As is tradition
@samanthalochs
@samanthalochs 3 роки тому
nice.
@jessicajohnson8290
@jessicajohnson8290 3 роки тому
This is us rn on his old shit 😂😂😂
@billyfraiser6298
@billyfraiser6298 3 роки тому
I didn't understand something in the video. Isn't it a good thing that we're able to arrest people with warrants out for their arrest? John Oliver is making it sound like a bad thing.
@mishaa7263
@mishaa7263 3 роки тому
Those poor orcs can't even enjoy a bottle of wine without the eye of Sauron constantly judging them
@vikiai4241
@vikiai4241 3 роки тому
Wine? That's MAN-BLOOD!
@jaymevosburgh3660
@jaymevosburgh3660 3 роки тому
Those poor orcs. Always blame the elves, not Sauron. Never Him ;)
@Eagle-pg7bx
@Eagle-pg7bx 3 роки тому
They just wanted meat back on the menu
@TroyBlackford
@TroyBlackford 3 роки тому
As long as you don't mispronounce "Sauron" like John did.
@olivialim7541
@olivialim7541 3 роки тому
Looks like privacy invasion is back on the menu, boys!
@michelekett8450
@michelekett8450 3 роки тому
“white guy, no problem”, which is the unofficial motto of history. John you’re a gem.
@tomcat8662
@tomcat8662 3 роки тому
Except in this case, this is a serious problem for white guys.
@adrianbunea2006
@adrianbunea2006 3 роки тому
Very stupid statement of him, but that's the left for you.
@stephenbeaumont679
@stephenbeaumont679 3 роки тому
@@tomcat8662 I think you're misunderstanding it. It is significantly better at identifying white men than any other group of people, therefore it will pull less false negatives (misidentifying an innocent person for a criminal). So as a white man you would be significantly less likely to be misidentified and charged for a crime you didn't commit. Black women are on the opposite end, being the most likely to be charged with a crime they didn't commit because the software is awful at identifying them.
@dontspikemydrink9382
@dontspikemydrink9382 3 роки тому
@@tomcat8662 for once
@dontspikemydrink9382
@dontspikemydrink9382 3 роки тому
@@adrianbunea2006 ok boomer
@taruncherian51
@taruncherian51 3 роки тому
I bet John's just scared that Adam Driver's home security is going to be able to identify him while he's hiding in his bushes at night
@raspberrysparkletini
@raspberrysparkletini 3 роки тому
Thank you for making me laugh 😁
@owenconway3556
@owenconway3556 3 роки тому
Now this is a comment
@Elnis888
@Elnis888 3 роки тому
HAHAHA - good stuff!
@MB57
@MB57 3 роки тому
Let's be real, this has already happened.
@DarkHarlequin
@DarkHarlequin 3 роки тому
Likely what prompted this episode ;)
@carlomarx7412
@carlomarx7412 3 роки тому
"It's like Skynet but not evil." Well, even in the movie the people who built Skynet thought it wasn't evil...
@danielramsey6141
@danielramsey6141 3 роки тому
Funny how this is both Frightening Ironic, and arrogantly stupid. I guess it's true, human beings are going to fucking destroy themselves.
@MrFlatage
@MrFlatage 3 роки тому
@@drunkensailor3736 They might? Yea meanwhile the US is using teargas, beatings and rubber bullets? That is no thought is it? That is in fact just scary. You missed the corpses being forklifted into trucks in the US?
@BullShitThat
@BullShitThat 3 роки тому
It's as if they didn't even watch the movie at all XD
@BlueDrakk
@BlueDrakk 3 роки тому
@@drunkensailor3736 I heard that China is already using this facial recognition technology for their Social Credit System. They might start using it to quell the protests in Hong Kong. Scary thought. Actually came across a great analysis of the situation in Hong Kong and the future of those protests: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rX2eam2Df66DmIE.html
@emmafrost3115
@emmafrost3115 3 роки тому
It wasn't even "evil". It just extrapolated game theory and applied military strategy to the most likely outcome, then found a shorter way to the most optimal outcome. Basically it thought "these monkeys are all going to kill each other no matter what I do, so I should get it over with now so that at least I can survive." Who knows, maybe it had a rehabilitation of humanity planned, something similar to "Mother". Anyway, holy shit did that guy miss the whole point.
@DirtCheapFU
@DirtCheapFU 3 роки тому
The fact that Google removed their facial search engine from public access kinda said something. I remember using it back then, it just creeped me out having that kind of... power.
@wolverine3219
@wolverine3219 9 місяців тому
That was a thing? Jesus.
@whosplayingyou29
@whosplayingyou29 3 роки тому
Pro tip for anyone interested: cover one eye most facial recognition algos can't identify a face unless both eyes are visible and will otherwise dismiss the image as not a face the best solution is to use a sticker, preferably cartoonish as the line art will confuse the algorithm
@funkuro
@funkuro 3 роки тому
so people who lost an eye will have more of a chance of being misidentified?
@whosplayingyou29
@whosplayingyou29 3 роки тому
@@funkuro Not necessarily, the bone structure around the eye is key data by cover one eye I mean you should also cover the brow and a bit below the eye. an easy way to tell whether you're Identifiable by common facial recognition programs or not can be done with snapchat bring it up, and add any gooofy filter that alters your face. If your cover up is successful, the filter won't work
@googiegress7459
@googiegress7459 2 роки тому
Maybe a big old eyepatch situation. People are less likely to hassle someone if they look disabled, than if you were just wearing a mask. Although, if this is the case, wouldn't FR systems be unable to match someone's face from the side?
@olotocolo
@olotocolo 2 роки тому
or paint another set of eyes misaligned with real ones, that should reaaally mess up with algorithm
@xg3990
@xg3990 2 роки тому
@@whosplayingyou29 are you in vfx?
@phantomspaceman
@phantomspaceman 3 роки тому
"Burn it all down." That's this year's theme.
@dracawyn
@dracawyn 3 роки тому
Tea.
@aaronbono4688
@aaronbono4688 3 роки тому
Yeah, just wait till next year
@tfodthogtmfof7644
@tfodthogtmfof7644 3 роки тому
But I don’t like fire. It is central to some of the most traumatic events in my life. There are other options and honestly the firemen in Fahrenheit 451 are seeming less and less fiction and more like prediction.
@chuckhaugan4970
@chuckhaugan4970 3 роки тому
I've been screaming that since Reagan! And, it seems, people are finally waking up.... But for how long? The rich own everything and will lull the masses back asleep. I predict, by mid August, all this will be a talking point, used by Republicans against everyone they do not agree. And, Trump will be reelected. Just watch! The stupidity of the voting masses is astounding. I'm so grateful my life is coming to an end. Openly proud fascists' roaming the streets of America, with a smirk on their faces, because they own the press. That happened in 1982, and we are living the result. America is over. It ended in 1982.
@noahmeyer3013
@noahmeyer3013 3 роки тому
Pretty much
@raikenleo1902
@raikenleo1902 3 роки тому
its funny how george orwell's book is being used as a manual rather than a warning
@michaeljames5936
@michaeljames5936 3 роки тому
Please remember Huxley's book too. The only reason these guys have images to scrape, is because humanity found a cheap way to take photographs and immediately we thought that, taking and displaying photos of our own faces, was the most important thing in the world. While Big Brother was getting better at watching us, we were too busy watching 'Big Brother' (and Love Island and The Real World(?), X-Factor...)
@TT-jy2db
@TT-jy2db 3 роки тому
Yes but who is responsible?
@zongzoogly4549
@zongzoogly4549 3 роки тому
Did you even read 1984?
@JNArnold
@JNArnold 3 роки тому
They're not using it as a manual, they would be doing this now regardless. Orwell saw that this could happen. The fact that we have people getting pissed about it and see the future and current ramifications for letting it happen means the warning is working as intended. Now its just up to us as people to decide if we have the willpower to stop it.
@Seilfemit
@Seilfemit 3 роки тому
Hey, Same image!
@danchidex221
@danchidex221 2 роки тому
As a home nurse I realized most patients with fall risk rather risk falling than have someone sitting at their bedside watching them sleep, sometimes the insist on setting up a camera and having you watch from the next room. no amount of security worth your freedom, that's why we move out of our parents home.
@FUtz-ux9ts
@FUtz-ux9ts 2 роки тому
Someone watching you sleep is just plain creepy tho. Regardless of the intention.
@steelistheunworthy6534
@steelistheunworthy6534 3 роки тому
I like how hes adapted to not having a live audience by removing the awkward pause between jokes
@chamamemestre
@chamamemestre 3 роки тому
No one listened to Snowden, not even when John interviewed him. Sadly, but unsurprisingly, no one will move a finger this time either.
@hochminus-iy7ro
@hochminus-iy7ro 3 роки тому
If you give up, you've already lost.
@juliansanchezharris5773
@juliansanchezharris5773 3 роки тому
People likes being bystanders 🤷🏾‍♂️
@robertbogan225
@robertbogan225 3 роки тому
The bleats of sheep is always ignored.
@briandavis7999
@briandavis7999 3 роки тому
Probably need a world wide resistance to crash the world wide computer systems.
@bebopobama4686
@bebopobama4686 3 роки тому
A huge part of the problem is that a lot of people don't recognize the consequences. They're either uninformed or stupid. People only react to things that have immediate consequences. It's like the boiled frog experiment.
@TRquiet
@TRquiet 3 роки тому
“It’s not good at identifying black or Asian people.” Me: I don’t know if that’s good or bad... “This student was misidentified as a terrorist.” Me: Oh. It’s bad.
@youtubeuniversity3638
@youtubeuniversity3638 3 роки тому
Yeah, if it meant BLM protesters were immune, then we could at least laugh at how one of the bad uses was failing, but, unfortunately, that'a not what bad at identifying black of asian people had meant...
@Leo-xz7tv
@Leo-xz7tv 3 роки тому
@@youtubeuniversity3638 well protesters can just wear masks
@MP197742
@MP197742 3 роки тому
My actual train of thought as that was revealed: “That sounds like a good thing, unless it’s a really bad thing.”
@tuffy135ify
@tuffy135ify 3 роки тому
@De Acre kill cops?
@Leo-xz7tv
@Leo-xz7tv 3 роки тому
@De Acre don't know, maybe keep them from "losing" their bodycams and hiding their nametag and number. Oh and also hold them accountable for their shit. Would be a good start imo
@bettehuang5292
@bettehuang5292 3 роки тому
Lmao throwback to when Winger asked Duncan, "How is it you and James Bond come from the same island?"
@caffeinedelusions
@caffeinedelusions 3 роки тому
To be honest, the difference between Baroque and Rococo architecture is chiefly the fact that while Baroque designs have intricate and detailed decorative molding incorporated into interior design, Rococo amplifies that by heaping the molding further and further until it looks like mounds of frosting. Rococo is everything good about Baroque, but EXTRA.
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 3 роки тому
thanks, i was wondering. so now i know: rococo is like baroque but even more overdone ^^ also i think i now have a least favorite architectural style! yay!
@nnannakalu9423
@nnannakalu9423 3 роки тому
"1984" was meant to be nothing more than a dystopian cautionary tale, NOT the blueprint for a panoptical police-state.
@TT-jy2db
@TT-jy2db 3 роки тому
Yes but who is responsible?
@martinskinner3894
@martinskinner3894 3 роки тому
Or was it ?????
@moinkallo689
@moinkallo689 3 роки тому
What if it was a warning to mankind...
@nnannakalu9423
@nnannakalu9423 3 роки тому
@@moinkallo689 It WAS meant to be a warning-hence the "cautionary tale" inclusion in my post.
@MG-iy1oh
@MG-iy1oh 3 роки тому
Are you sure about that? 😂
@Panda_Roll
@Panda_Roll 3 роки тому
1984 has now been moved to the "I TOLD YOU SO!" section of every bookstore.
@Megalomaniakaal
@Megalomaniakaal 3 роки тому
15 years too late.
@AbsentWithoutLeaving
@AbsentWithoutLeaving 3 роки тому
@@Megalomaniakaal - You skipped math classes, didn't you?
@RobbieFitzgerald
@RobbieFitzgerald 3 роки тому
Along with the movie Idiocracy.
@blipco5
@blipco5 3 роки тому
Kidlike101 - The sad part is the government didn't force it down our throats. We did more than willingly.
@berryberrykixx
@berryberrykixx 3 роки тому
Honestly, when I first read "1984", it was right after I returned home from a summer trip over the pond (in Europe), about 2 weeks after 9/11 happened. As I read it, inevitably I would read something that wouldn't fly in the past, but would now, and I'd say in my head, "Yep, I can see that happening here". I've read it and reread it over and over through the years, and those "Yeps" are definitely getting more frequent.
@sparkles52100
@sparkles52100 3 роки тому
For some reason turning on John Oliver when I wake up in the middle the night always helps me sleep. His voice is so soothing ❤️
@SaraWolffs
@SaraWolffs 2 роки тому
It's a good thing his voice is because the subjects he brings to our attention definitely aren't. Through no fault of his, of course, it's the world that's distressing, but it's still nice that he at least offsets it a bit with his manner.
@merlyn2121
@merlyn2121 3 роки тому
Facebook message a girl. "Hello. You don't know me. I'm watching you right now. I like your pretty dress." Works everytime.
@lazyhomebody1356
@lazyhomebody1356 3 роки тому
Every girl I know would roll her eyes. Stalkers are cowards
@sjs9698
@sjs9698 3 роки тому
@@lazyhomebody1356 i suspect you missed the sarcasm.
@lazyhomebody1356
@lazyhomebody1356 3 роки тому
@@sjs9698 Eh, he thought his joke was funny. I know it was a joke, but it isn't funny
@dylanchouinard6141
@dylanchouinard6141 3 роки тому
It’s important to remember who this technology isn’t being used on. None of these cameras are in corporate boardrooms, police precincts, Klan rallies, or offices of government
@codymurphy3493
@codymurphy3493 3 роки тому
at first I thought you said Karen Rallies and I LOLed
@dylanchouinard6141
@dylanchouinard6141 3 роки тому
Cody and William Murphy a distinctly different thing, my dude!
@Zeel_BTS
@Zeel_BTS 3 роки тому
i wanted to retweet this
@johnlewis8934
@johnlewis8934 3 роки тому
Narvin Meherun just post it on Twitter and give him credit lol
@johnlewis8934
@johnlewis8934 3 роки тому
Cody and William Murphy sounds like a middle aged white woman’s baby shower lol 😂
@Nazareadain
@Nazareadain 3 роки тому
"It's like Skynet but not evil." - Skynet
@Nazareadain
@Nazareadain 3 роки тому
Yeah, I'm convinced.
@Aaronlune
@Aaronlune 3 роки тому
Oh no the tech company named its product after a bad thing from science fiction, I type sarcastically in-between drinks of soylent.
@stefangrobbink7760
@stefangrobbink7760 3 роки тому
Original skynet claimed the same thing.
@stefangrobbink7760
@stefangrobbink7760 3 роки тому
Original skynet claimed the same thing.
@Thelostcause321
@Thelostcause321 3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@TheDilligan
@TheDilligan 3 роки тому
"This Brown University Student" I had another window blocking the name of the university and I was like "Did he just call her brown?"
@cephalonsadistic9331
@cephalonsadistic9331 3 роки тому
I feel like if facial recognition is made more common it could also be used by employers to identify and further discriminate against those with criminal records.
@omasimbo5894
@omasimbo5894 3 роки тому
"Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say." - Edward Snowden
@eleson00
@eleson00 3 роки тому
Yet most police officers have the phone numbers and addresses hidden from any public directory.
@realitycheck5902
@realitycheck5902 3 роки тому
oma simba, Those who fail to protect to protect their "rights", will have no "rights" to protect.
@Andrewza1
@Andrewza1 3 роки тому
I mean every country has freedom of speach. Not every country has that freedom afterwards.
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 3 роки тому
@@eleson00 yeah well its to avoid repercussions and similar.
@mennoltvanalten7260
@mennoltvanalten7260 3 роки тому
Also note the implied 'right now' after both hide and say. Sure, a lot 2nd amendmentists don't care about the 1st amendment right now since they are against the protests, but those people would suddenly start caring if the 2nd was violated!
@andreawallenberger2668
@andreawallenberger2668 3 роки тому
Ed Snowden is just sitting there in the dark, in his room in Moscow, going: "yep. smh. Told you so."
@thabbyr
@thabbyr 3 роки тому
My first thought!
@moinkallo689
@moinkallo689 3 роки тому
More likely thinking. You idiots dont Care for Even that!
@Microphunktv-jb3kj
@Microphunktv-jb3kj 3 роки тому
yeah because noone else ever knew AI existed right ... not everyone is empty in the head, like you... normal people just mind their own business and don't whine and have a tantrum like children over things they have no control over ...
@moinkallo689
@moinkallo689 3 роки тому
Microphunktv You must be one of Those who lets the goverment do and decide everything about their life. I would have started using that brain god gave you without being so angry at others Just because they have an free Will to think for them self. And yeah its okey to have different thoughts. And the issue is not that none know. But nobody Cares, because of the fact Wich you talk about. All go around and think they have to Just live your life and all is Good. Just keep puting your head under the sand
@JachAnen
@JachAnen 3 роки тому
@@Microphunktv-jb3kj AI doesn't exist. Modules required for eventually creating an actual AI do exist or in the works, but AI right now is not actual AI, it's just a word used to sell it as the guys with the money won't check that deep, neither will normal users, as many think Alexa or Siri are AI's
@merlyn2121
@merlyn2121 3 роки тому
Never thought I would ever be wearing a mask into a bank. Pretty sweet.
@Dark3y3
@Dark3y3 2 роки тому
It's not hard for me to imagine how creepy this would be for any lady, as I had something like this happen to me. I was at a convention, meet a couple of people who were running an anime booth. Before I had even walked 10 feet away from chatting with them briefly, one of them found and tried to friend me on Google Plus. Like who even used Google Plus, much less actually be able to find someone on there!
@siavoushavesta5324
@siavoushavesta5324 3 роки тому
1950s : we're gonna have flying cars 2020 : Ai is racist
@nydydn
@nydydn 3 роки тому
some things never change...
@MisterReginald141
@MisterReginald141 3 роки тому
Bruh 😂😂😂
@Ru4444
@Ru4444 3 роки тому
Haha! 😂 Deja Poo... haha!! Great stuff!!
@johnotero6761
@johnotero6761 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JonathanvG-wj1ro
@JonathanvG-wj1ro 3 роки тому
People that build AI are racist, AI is not
@Kain59242
@Kain59242 3 роки тому
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face- forever. ” ― George Orwell, 1984
@josephk1342
@josephk1342 3 роки тому
That quote comes to my mind pretty often these days.
@spajdaninja
@spajdaninja 3 роки тому
Forewer =/= For a quite some time
@vituperation
@vituperation 3 роки тому
This is REALLY nitpicky, but why on Earth did you go from using an en dash to an em dash? It should be an em dash for both. Like, that was more work to do to be wrong.
@Kain59242
@Kain59242 3 роки тому
@@vituperation not when i cut and paste from the site its from.
@nyjets2428
@nyjets2428 3 роки тому
Tear it down, the whole fuckin thing
@MrZomBie775
@MrZomBie775 3 роки тому
Even though it feels like we're inching slowly towards a nightmarish dystopia everyday, its also pretty cool that we're basically living in a sci-fi movie from the 80s or 90s that's about the dangers of technology. I'm just waiting to hear about how an island park featuring clone dinosaurs just opened up.
@googiegress7459
@googiegress7459 2 роки тому
The reality is much more prosaic. You're denied a home loan because of a dank meme you posted about the government or because of your skin color, and your children grow up under the same treatment, so your family remains in an underclass no matter how hard you work. Everyone like you slaves away indefinitely to the benefit of some ruling class that emerges. Lawful protest is met with vicious and insidious retribution. Maybe things change in a couple hundred years, maybe they don't.
@user-em8fq2ev4b
@user-em8fq2ev4b 3 роки тому
Naming it skynet is actually brilliant. It is a constant reminder of what can go wrong.
@MonadRimsire
@MonadRimsire 3 роки тому
Me: man this year sucks, how much worse can it get? *Skynet is literally a thing now*
@Pomagranite167
@Pomagranite167 3 роки тому
skynet been a thing tho for a few years now
@priscihc123
@priscihc123 3 роки тому
@@Pomagranite167 I love your username!
@mattscott8512
@mattscott8512 3 роки тому
Google: Gorgon stare
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 3 роки тому
HAAAA
@monstamos13
@monstamos13 3 роки тому
@HeyNowLookHere 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@OhighOSkater
@OhighOSkater 3 роки тому
John Oliver is the only talk show host that is making it work with no studio audience. He’s still as funny and informative as ever. Thank you John. You’re the bees knees
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 3 роки тому
John Oliver has a completely different format from the other shows. It's a one-topic retrospective of things that happened a while back. Which allows for more research and a more complete look on the situation. This sets LWT apart from the daily shows - studio or not. And don't get me wrong, I really like the John Oliver show for this bit of more distance to the actual events. But for experiencing the actual situation the other shows, be it Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel and funny enough Bill Maher recently are also quite good.
@ToyKeeper
@ToyKeeper 3 роки тому
Trevor Noah has adapted well too. May also be worth mentioning Cody Johnston, but he's not actually a talk show host in the same sense. He has been doing youtube style single-topic news videos all along, kind of like John Oliver but more disheveled and snarky.
@at_oussama
@at_oussama 3 роки тому
i can’t trust a company that forces me to give out my photos without consent, especially when i live outside the unites states and that company doesn’t comply with GDPR laws.
@EmilyKresl
@EmilyKresl 2 роки тому
As a child of the 80s and early 90s I will never ever trust any company named, "Skynet."
@MelaineT
@MelaineT 3 роки тому
Black mirror really said “you gonna experience season 6.”
@vituperation
@vituperation 3 роки тому
Charlie Brooker's not going to be able to write anything terrifying now. Compared to real life, the show's about to be a really dry documentary.
@Frostyviewer
@Frostyviewer 3 роки тому
Yeah I think black mirror just became a reality show this year
@kmyrhow
@kmyrhow 3 роки тому
TOO real lol
@benderrodriguez7372
@benderrodriguez7372 3 роки тому
Every year John warns us about something that will inevitably happen.
@domingadoflaminga3961
@domingadoflaminga3961 3 роки тому
He's like a soothsayer from a Greek tragedy, at this rate.
@MaxRamos8
@MaxRamos8 3 роки тому
@@domingadoflaminga3961 *oracle
@djentmas867
@djentmas867 3 роки тому
He’s really John Conner, from an alternative timeline.
@omeyehead7436
@omeyehead7436 3 роки тому
@Neronian Diamanti yeah, no doubt the NSA is using in some form now
@kevjinx8061
@kevjinx8061 3 роки тому
Finally someone point it out! Trump,Bojo,Kavanaugh,Modi, except for one time,Marine Le Pen.
@Gandalf98
@Gandalf98 Рік тому
My next door neighbor works at the Material HQ on Wright Patt Air Force Base. He says that hyper surveillance is just fine if you're not doing anything wrong. Amazing point of view! What if someone with facial recognition software thinks I'm doing wrong if I vote for candidate B instead candidate A? or, if I criticize a certain political position? or, if I go to church or don't go to church? or, if I write this comment on UKposts?
@MT-ii2du
@MT-ii2du 3 роки тому
Wow, incredible! “Harness the pain” ! Thank you! Thank you !
@sophiewillson-quayle1683
@sophiewillson-quayle1683 3 роки тому
I appreciate that he’s learned to do this without an audience, because this is so much less awkward than the first few episodes in quarantine
@Pomagranite167
@Pomagranite167 3 роки тому
It wasnt awkward bc there was no audience, it was awkward bc they were all super serious and sad bc they were all corona themed.
@starfire139
@starfire139 3 роки тому
@@Pomagranite167 No, the timing of jokes and pauses have been changed and this flows a lot faster than when there was a live audience.
@aeonjoey
@aeonjoey 3 роки тому
right!? yeah it was weird for a bit but he's ridden the wave of silence and got a good beat on timing too
@aeonjoey
@aeonjoey 3 роки тому
@@Pomagranite167 mm yeah ok i'll give you that, though having an audience is something a comedian get's used to and why most standups can't do a web thing, no feedback. look at bill maher's show (if you dare), he hasn't adapted as well. lol.
@NightAtTheOpera3
@NightAtTheOpera3 3 роки тому
As much as I enjoy hearing the laughter at a particularly well-done joke, part of me hopes he stays without one whenever all this dies down. He's started to rely a lot less on annoying, "goes-on-too-long-repeat-the-same-word-over-and-over" gags just to get the audience hooting and it's fantastic.
@duykhanghehe
@duykhanghehe 3 роки тому
Interesting fact about Hoan Ton-That is actually a descendant of the last Royal family of Vietnam
@andro7862
@andro7862 3 роки тому
Are those the ones that were French puppets?
@duykhanghehe
@duykhanghehe 3 роки тому
@@andro7862 yeah generally so. Ton-That isn’t a surname, it’s a title given to more distant relatives of the monarch
@Tkokat
@Tkokat 3 роки тому
"Harness the pain" is my new catchphrase
@SkuLLetjaH
@SkuLLetjaH 3 роки тому
"This show has always been anti-atrocity" That haircut says otherwise.
@Matty002
@Matty002 3 роки тому
burn david
@Kay_McKay
@Kay_McKay 3 роки тому
The savagery is both off the charts and appropriate. Well done!
@lilymarianna8776
@lilymarianna8776 3 роки тому
Shots fired.
@Daenym
@Daenym 3 роки тому
I love when I scroll through the comments and see the comment I planned to write, only better. Well played.
@igorschmidlapp6987
@igorschmidlapp6987 3 роки тому
I was racking my brain for comeback as soon as the words came out of his mouth, but I got nuthin'...
@Rayxster
@Rayxster 3 роки тому
We're SOOOOO close to living an actual Black Mirror episode.
@markpfeffer7487
@markpfeffer7487 3 роки тому
Already there.
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 3 роки тому
Been since the 90s
@josephedwardsarena9487
@josephedwardsarena9487 3 роки тому
Too late We're already there.
@alchemicpunk1509
@alchemicpunk1509 3 роки тому
Obligatory we're in one since 2010 at least remark.
@unicornsermons
@unicornsermons 3 роки тому
we've been IN IT for a MINUTE
@faithutz6661
@faithutz6661 2 роки тому
Why is John Oliver’s smile so endearing yet also so sarcastic at the end. Like I understand the sarcasm, but if I saw that smile with no context I would just feel happier
@97m4rk
@97m4rk 2 роки тому
John I send you a hug
@fifen1846
@fifen1846 3 роки тому
Can we take a moment to appreciate how good John Oliver's Photoshop artists are
@SantiagoRamirez-ut3nq
@SantiagoRamirez-ut3nq 3 роки тому
That ‘Netflix’ show got me for a moment
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 3 роки тому
The best photoshop I’ve seen so far
@marcusogden3570
@marcusogden3570 3 роки тому
Idk if you’ve ever actually used PS but this content is garbage... try commenting something intelligent 🧐
@killmewhileimahead
@killmewhileimahead 3 роки тому
Yes! They have an excellent graphics department
@MinamiX3
@MinamiX3 3 роки тому
Fox news Photoshop artist gotta step up their game 😂😂😂
@Mkj8500
@Mkj8500 3 роки тому
Didn’t someone write a book about this? I wouldn’t know.... I was born in 1985.
@2ezTimmy
@2ezTimmy 3 роки тому
They made a movie. Babe in the big city
@letsbehonest6322
@letsbehonest6322 3 роки тому
This gave me a good sad laugh. Thanks bud.
@fantilldeath528trajectory
@fantilldeath528trajectory 3 роки тому
1984 is the book but I here you this is Orwellian
@billsabado9393
@billsabado9393 3 роки тому
Ha
@nandoginkaku7610
@nandoginkaku7610 3 роки тому
Yeah. The book is called brave new world
@michaelpaz1656
@michaelpaz1656 3 роки тому
John we need you more then ever
@decentlysmartforanidiot8284
@decentlysmartforanidiot8284 3 роки тому
This man is the human equivalent of Rattus Rattus from Horrible Histories.
@twistedtea13
@twistedtea13 3 роки тому
There’s just way too many things to worry about at this point
@MADDMOODY516
@MADDMOODY516 3 роки тому
That's the point
@Sam-lq7qi
@Sam-lq7qi 3 роки тому
I think there always has been. The internet has just given us better access to information.
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 3 роки тому
There’s always been shit to worry about, we’re just seeing it more. A blessing and a curse for growing up with social media.
@jammedgun
@jammedgun 3 роки тому
Yet so many of these worries and problems intersect in matters of elementary moral principles, basic human decency, freedom: values that we share. There's time yet to take action in solidarity with each other.
@opopulista8134
@opopulista8134 3 роки тому
no there isn't we cannot sacrifice our freedom like that. our privacy, pleasee the left has to stop this!
@oliverizzard8751
@oliverizzard8751 3 роки тому
17:33 that lip twitch of pure anger and evil when he gets interrupted. This man is clearly a psychopath.
@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165
@alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 3 роки тому
Wow. Can't unsee it!
@The8BitPianist
@The8BitPianist 3 роки тому
Psychopath is a little bit far fetched, but he's certainly suspect!
@ravengrey6874
@ravengrey6874 3 роки тому
Future Bond villain in the making
@JR-ee4xf
@JR-ee4xf 3 роки тому
Wtf.... Psychopath
@prunabluepepper
@prunabluepepper 3 роки тому
@@The8BitPianist He is. All signs are there.
@ThePunisher014
@ThePunisher014 2 роки тому
This one was brilliant!
@kimslone5185
@kimslone5185 3 роки тому
Not to mention the fact that people look alike. What happens to the pick up line: You look just like my friend...
@nathanielthrush5581
@nathanielthrush5581 3 роки тому
You know someone’s a bad guy if they make UKposts, Twitter, and Facebook look like the good guys...
@mogur00
@mogur00 3 роки тому
haha... oh u mean youtube, the platform that you're currently using to stay informed, entertained, and on which you've typed that comment? yes, pure evil! :P
@greywolf2809
@greywolf2809 3 роки тому
Your profile picture is a notoriously mean human you have no say in any of this
@chasroth4258
@chasroth4258 3 роки тому
@@mogur00 do you drive a car that puts out emissions into the atmosphere? You're pretty evil smh.
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 3 роки тому
​Nathaniel Thrush, you mean sites collecting data that's a million times easier to misuse than just faces?
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 3 роки тому
@@mogur00 My left-anarchist roomate uses Tik Tok (which is infamous for working from the Chinese Government) and gets delivery from Amazon Prime(Amazon funds the ICE camps) because of the global outbreak making it unsafe to go outside. Don't pretend like it's a simple matter of people not using services that don't align with their political views. Personally I actively criticize UKposts on their Creator Insider channel because it's the closest we have to a proper communication line (even if said communication line is often prone to lying to us, as I've proved in a playlist of mine).
@therealjammit
@therealjammit 3 роки тому
Cop: "We need this to catch terrorists" Same Cop: "I need to search for this guy who disagreed with me"
@scaper8
@scaper8 3 роки тому
Hell, there have already been cases where cops have used police databases to track, harass, stalk, and, at least once that I know of, kill exes. You wanna lay money on the idea that they're not creaming their pants at the thought of shit like this?
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 роки тому
Law enforcement will be foiled by their own tech: Bad mustaches. I got a pack of them for $3.99. And maybe add some googly eyes.
@ZobethC
@ZobethC 3 роки тому
Or....Same Cop: I need to find the BLM protester that gave me and my partner a dirty look to teach him a lesson 😬
@roguishpaladin
@roguishpaladin 3 роки тому
In the mind of that cop, "terrorist", "guy who disagreed with me", and "BLM protester" are the same thing because there are people whose worldview is limited to good guy/bad guy. We have projected the simplified morals from the cartoons and movies we consumed in our youth onto how policing happens in the modern world.
@daniel140695
@daniel140695 3 роки тому
@@roguishpaladin add the idea that antifa is now considered a terrorist organization, now they can do "any angry blm protester"->"antifa"->"terrorist"
@tomhooper5386
@tomhooper5386 3 роки тому
On the police issue well done and the lady at the you and feel her frustration.
@FlyingHangman
@FlyingHangman 8 місяців тому
I'm so glad all these companies stopped their facial recognition tech.... btw, I love how easy it is to unlock my phone just by looking at it
@mitkitty
@mitkitty 3 роки тому
The second that Russian guy suggested taking a pic of a random woman i started screaming in panic. Noooooooo!
@Shifterwizard
@Shifterwizard 3 роки тому
And it's not even that implausible that you could spend like 5 minutes and get their name, address, contact information, etc.
@youknowwho9247
@youknowwho9247 3 роки тому
@@Shifterwizard Only if they've decided to put that information on the internet.
@mitkitty
@mitkitty 3 роки тому
@@Shifterwizard considering how people can be dangerous and outright follow someone they decide theyre interested in is HORRIFYING. i once had a guy FOLLOW ME TO MY CAR to ask me out and i was absolutely terrified! Imagine if a creeper could essentially doxx someone to stalk them!
@ped7g
@ped7g 3 роки тому
@@youknowwho9247 what do you mean? Basically everyone is on the internet... most of the people have now mobile phone, and their mobile operator usually has their full ID data (and they are signed for many other commercial services with their real ID)... not saying it's simple to get into that without warrant, but with unlucky combination of state+operator+black_hat_hacker it may be like only $50 away for ANYONE, especially if you are sitting within the 5-10m of them capable to scan through their devices or eavesdrop on the same WiFi network, etc... It's not like this is issue only if you have Facebook account. That just makes it easier and smoother, but don't feel protected by skipping social networks. You are probably raising the difficulty, but not that much.
@georgebrantley776
@georgebrantley776 3 роки тому
@@ped7g It doesn't even require a hacker or any sort of sophistication. A surprising amount of data is in the public record. Whitepages and other search engines can get me anyone's home address (or at least narrow down the possibilities to a small handful of addresses) with ease in just a few minutes. For free too.
@veiyi
@veiyi 3 роки тому
John is now sooooooooo used to not holding for audience laughter, he is talking faster and faster😂
@Mikefantasia22
@Mikefantasia22 3 роки тому
I've been noticing that each week he speeds up
@BiffChunksteak
@BiffChunksteak 3 роки тому
@@Mikefantasia22 "I finally did it! I got rid of the audience! At last I can make the show I always wanted to, which is just me ranting away in the most eloquent, witty and well researched way I can think of!"
@blakehenderson8828
@blakehenderson8828 3 роки тому
Get 1.15x more Oliver and for my money I'll take it
@Jaqen-HGhar
@Jaqen-HGhar 3 роки тому
@@BiffChunksteak Nah John loved the audience and you could tell he was taken aback by not having one the first few weeks. He's a comedian at heart and comedians feed off of the feedback they get from the audience whether a joke has landed or not. I mean I'm sure he is enjoying not having to care whether the jokes land or not but I guarantee you he can't wait to get back to the set.
@alexiscaligiuri5184
@alexiscaligiuri5184 3 роки тому
Last week tonight but every time that John Oliver gets more stressed out it gets faster
@markmikolay9019
@markmikolay9019 3 роки тому
"Hormonal Stalingrad" I'm fucking dead LMFAO
@aggravati0n
@aggravati0n Рік тому
Blindingly brilliant wee decorative parrot. My favorite current English talking head emitting words of real significance. Acerbic. Empathetic. Hilarious. Unabashedly intellectual. John Stewart, you are AWESOME.
@cudi313
@cudi313 3 роки тому
This show is 10 times more serious without the audience
@MopedOfJustice
@MopedOfJustice 3 роки тому
Strict improvement, a lot of his jokes were bad and forced
@RadMan224
@RadMan224 3 роки тому
Yeah his jokes were always the worst part of his show and the audience made it even worse
@acezero5705
@acezero5705 3 роки тому
@@RadMan224 they had the occasional quality joke. His televangelist rpisode ending was fantastic
@ethanduffy9720
@ethanduffy9720 3 роки тому
The 'it's the same salmon' bit would definitely have got a good reaction in the studio.
@PHAToregon
@PHAToregon 3 роки тому
Better for it
@pervyturtle2673
@pervyturtle2673 3 роки тому
"skynet but good" sounds like a company slogan from a satirical tv show
@alejandrozapata6286
@alejandrozapata6286 3 роки тому
It doesn't kill all humans, just the ones from foreign countries.
@goldengryphon
@goldengryphon 3 роки тому
My ISP is named Skynet. They have fantastic service and a good sense of humor.
@jjsupah
@jjsupah 3 роки тому
Skynet started out as a good thing in Terminator as well. It's not like it was designed to be evil. That guy could not have sounded more dumb
@mattwo7
@mattwo7 3 роки тому
@@goldengryphon Lots of [brand]s these days have PR people with good senses of humor. You should have seen when the Sonic Twitter tweeted the Bubsy twitter, even the Mega Man twitter got in on it.
@opopulista8134
@opopulista8134 3 роки тому
jesus we can't sacrifice our privacy our freedom like that. please don't let technocracy take over the world,
@AckTastic
@AckTastic 2 роки тому
i was eating Lay"s White Cheddar flavoured chips while watching this and was "LITERALLY" licking my lips when Woody did the weird lick :o LOL
@brianbrewer8683
@brianbrewer8683 3 роки тому
I love you John oliver!
@benevolenttengu7241
@benevolenttengu7241 3 роки тому
It would be a shame if a hundred million people all simultaneously sued ClearWater AI for violating the copyright of photographs,
@dorienrose9982
@dorienrose9982 3 роки тому
Technically the one who took the photo owns the copyright but only for media and advertising purposes. Once shared on social media it is consent to reshare and there is no provision in the law which states anything about using shared media to build databases. My wife has been a portrait photographer since 2015 and we had to get very familiar with the laws when we had a legal agreement drafted for our customers to sign after someone used a photo for a local ad... Which would have been okay if they had not cropped the photo to cut off the top of someone's head, which created bad branding for us. It is a case of, "there's nothing in the rulebook that says a golden retriever can't play basketball."
@andremilanimartin3338
@andremilanimartin3338 3 роки тому
@@dorienrose9982 Those laws are quite different depending on the countries
@benevolenttengu7241
@benevolenttengu7241 3 роки тому
@@dorienrose9982 Not the point the point is everyine suing at once, means they still have to sort through a million slap suits
@benevolenttengu7241
@benevolenttengu7241 3 роки тому
@@andremilanimartin3338 Those laws are all the same internationally among countries that signed WIPO
@datalphalion
@datalphalion 3 роки тому
Clearview*
@arthur_p_dent
@arthur_p_dent 3 роки тому
"'White guy, no problem' - which, yes, is the unofficial motto of history. " 😂
@tim543990
@tim543990 3 роки тому
If only the white guys who served as cannon fodder for millennia and where bleeding out in trenches while crying for their mommies knew how privileged they were for being Male and white...
@LisaBeergutHolst
@LisaBeergutHolst 3 роки тому
@@tim543990 R u triggered lol
@Hector_Xavier_de_Lastic
@Hector_Xavier_de_Lastic 3 роки тому
@@tim543990 Spoken like a true Kongo patriot, weeping for the plight of white men.
@adamgajda7096
@adamgajda7096 3 роки тому
@@tim543990 Yeah, it's funny how if you're given a choice of living in a white or non-white neighborhood, the choice is always the same. No matter your sex, race, education level or literally anything else. You just mustn't tell the truth why you made this choice because then Big Brother unleashes his Thought Police and you are screwed.
@aSoberTooL
@aSoberTooL 3 роки тому
Yikes, and people say leftists are easily-triggered snowflakes. It's just a joke, folks.
@Tabby-nw3bu
@Tabby-nw3bu 3 роки тому
I use to want the ability to teleport Now i want the ability to change my physiology
@ms.c.the1st
@ms.c.the1st 3 роки тому
"but in China, Skynet is good"... NGL, it's a bit creepy. They took stalking to new level lol.
@artemiswolf4508
@artemiswolf4508 3 роки тому
Maybe face masks as a regular fashion isn’t such a terrible idea
@seanhembree6154
@seanhembree6154 3 роки тому
They're terribly comfortable and I expect everyone will be wearing them in the future.
@TheCamps10
@TheCamps10 3 роки тому
Facial recognition is easily tweaked to work with only the upper half of the face, I'm afraid. If anything, it might exacerbate the misidentification issue.
@esarty1
@esarty1 3 роки тому
Last time read up about it, it was more about the length between the ridge of the nose to your eyes that where the most important thing to scan.
@michelletormey673
@michelletormey673 3 роки тому
Sean Hembree nice princess bride reference!
@sarahmcdermott6889
@sarahmcdermott6889 3 роки тому
Mask, sunglasses, and your favorite hat!
@naterichter588
@naterichter588 3 роки тому
Person talking about the global apocalypse : "in hindsight, they named it skynet, we probably should have seen this coming"
@mr.b6789
@mr.b6789 3 роки тому
Spot on!
@shiningdawn8578
@shiningdawn8578 3 роки тому
Interesting how fictional movies/stories from our past, that depicted dystopian futures that have not happened, have seemed to provide the language/infrastructure for that very future to become manifest. We've got Skynet and... Soylent already.
@unbroken1010
@unbroken1010 3 роки тому
@@shiningdawn8578 soylent? I'm sorry where do we have that
@unbroken1010
@unbroken1010 3 роки тому
@@shiningdawn8578 on a side note we call it predicted programming and you call us crazy
@JarrodBaniqued
@JarrodBaniqued 3 роки тому
soylent.com It’s not people...for now
@adamkurowski1934
@adamkurowski1934 6 місяців тому
7:33 There's actually a precedent in LOTR that Orcs indeed frequent restaurants. When the Uruk Hai get into an argument about food with other Orcs while bringing Merry and Pippin to Isengard and one of Orcs is slain, they gleefully cheer "looks like meat's back on the MENU, boys", implying they are familiar with the concept of menus and by extension, fine dining The more you know
@thefox117
@thefox117 3 роки тому
Never been happier to have a fulfilling social media presence without using my real face. Thanks furry lol
@Sweetie.21
@Sweetie.21 2 роки тому
That a pawfect way to not get identified :3
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 3 роки тому
The Clearview guy is just giving off WAVES of bad vibes.
@acrefray
@acrefray 3 роки тому
You'd think he could be sued over it...
@RaulDukeKnife
@RaulDukeKnife 3 роки тому
My read on that cat is not bad vibes. Its an internet bro in his 20s that thinks he is doing a good thing and proud of himself, perhaps a bit too proud. Just as SkyNet was supposed to eliminate a worm from cyberspace in T3. He legit thinks he is doing a good thing and helping with the most heinous crimes. He also seems easily corruptible, but not corrupt yet. He isnt just going to up and admit his brainchild company is not what most folks want and stop scraping.
@ffeff8353
@ffeff8353 3 роки тому
@@RaulDukeKnife -- he looks AND sounds evil. Which granted, could easily be wrong. But what he's doing is clearly evil, so there you go.
@UVjoint
@UVjoint 3 роки тому
His permanent smirk reminds me of Shkreli. It almost says, "There's nothing embarrassing about me anywhere on the internet, but I know what you did during THAT spring break."
@nendoakuma7451
@nendoakuma7451 3 роки тому
Was he the inspiration for the portrayal of Lex Luthor in the recent DC movies?
@Zaete0chan
@Zaete0chan 3 роки тому
Lost it at the company that was unironically named "Skynet"
@marialuke2116
@marialuke2116 3 роки тому
Citizens of China can now rebel against Winnie the Pooh and *SKYNET*
@himanshuraj1874
@himanshuraj1874 3 роки тому
Even the name is not original.
@cageybee7221
@cageybee7221 3 роки тому
(movie) skynet was supposed to be good at first too.
@kleyamarinakoriandr4152
@kleyamarinakoriandr4152 3 роки тому
yeah, exactly my idea x.X wtf...
@Prophes0r
@Prophes0r 3 роки тому
Yeah I saw the SKYNET sign and my first thought was "Holy shit they REALLY need to get someone to check if their product name is going to be a prob..." " 'The Terminator' is the favorite film of our founder." Oh. Wow. OK then.
@DTWTheWanderingMuzungu
@DTWTheWanderingMuzungu 3 роки тому
The irony now is everyone has to cover there face or receive a fine.
@PieterBreda
@PieterBreda 3 роки тому
Properly lighting really dark faces for portraits is also quite challenging.
@breannajones5595
@breannajones5595 3 роки тому
I feel like I’m living in a Black Mirror episode.
@nydydn
@nydydn 3 роки тому
not yet, but it's way worse than Black Mirror. Real life doesn't have any plot holes, which ironically, would make for a better movie than Black Mirror.
@raosiddharth4726
@raosiddharth4726 3 роки тому
You are not alone mate
@angie8110
@angie8110 3 роки тому
The past 6 months has just been an entire series of black mirror
@Demovitron
@Demovitron 3 роки тому
Your 90+ likes put your social value on level A-. Congrats to your upgrade. You're now allowed to make use of these additional privileges...
@ashenwuss1651
@ashenwuss1651 3 роки тому
@@nydydn Okay. They said episode, not movie.
@J-Hue
@J-Hue 3 роки тому
"It's Skynet but good?" But Skynet was supposed to be good too. It turned bad. That's like making a virtual reality machine that creates hyper realistic virtual world's based on your dreams, but the virtual tour guide is Freddie Kruger. And your tag line is, "It's like Nightmare on Elm Street. But good." Freddie Kruger shouldn't be anywhere near my fucking dreams.
@nathanielgrey4091
@nathanielgrey4091 3 роки тому
I read this in John's voice 😂
@craigcorson3036
@craigcorson3036 3 роки тому
Correct. He belongs in your nightmares.
@Othmarius
@Othmarius 3 роки тому
This analogy works extremely well, since the total power Freddie holds over his victims by controlling the dreamworld they are getting butchered in equals a world with such totalitarian surveillance technology. It's a terrifying and horrific nightmare with no place to hide.
@tfodthogtmfof7644
@tfodthogtmfof7644 3 роки тому
One of my favorite lines from the old version of despair.com “people tell you to dream but forget to mention that nightmares are dreams too.”
@kandystorressantiago8865
@kandystorressantiago8865 3 роки тому
They think they can beat the odds
@scoutershangout
@scoutershangout 3 роки тому
Thats amazing that you used your old high school photo. Fantastic.
@WeDeserveBetterNow
@WeDeserveBetterNow 3 роки тому
3:51 I honestly thought he was gonna say "an atrocity". 😂
@FBI-ov7lb
@FBI-ov7lb 3 роки тому
I've gotten so used to not hearing the laughs on this show that it'll sound weird when it's back
@CumbiaPatu
@CumbiaPatu 3 роки тому
Isn't there a report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming to New Jersey tonight?
@rainbowwriter672
@rainbowwriter672 3 роки тому
FBI I like not being forced to laugh at predetermined intervals. It actually makes these pieces more interesting
@benjaminingenito530
@benjaminingenito530 3 роки тому
@@rainbowwriter672 they're actual people lol. It's not predetermined
@drunkensailor3736
@drunkensailor3736 3 роки тому
Topics are too serious now. China is already using this facial recognition technology for their Social Credit System. They might start using it to quell the protests in Hong Kong. Scary thought. Actually came across a great analysis of the situation in Hong Kong and the future of those protests: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rX2eam2Df66DmIE.html
@fakename1474
@fakename1474 3 роки тому
@@rainbowwriter672 well to be fair it was an actual audience laughing while watching him
@elathan4542
@elathan4542 3 роки тому
How to be entertained and terrified at the same time: John Oliver.
@juliunker
@juliunker 3 роки тому
weirdly enough, the same description also fits black mirror.
@Ammon6
@Ammon6 3 роки тому
That Chinese guy saying "we gonna do something good...." I had the chills down my spine
@neverendingjourneystilllea5271
@neverendingjourneystilllea5271 2 роки тому
Thanks
@Dliciousization
@Dliciousization 3 роки тому
Bro, a legit chill went down my spine when the dude in the cafe took a pic of that chick and found her social media page. Holy shit dude.
@jasontindell6734
@jasontindell6734 3 роки тому
Jesus loves you very much!!!
@clarkclarke
@clarkclarke 3 роки тому
Yeah!! Not good ..not good at all
@GHustle4
@GHustle4 3 роки тому
That is why you shouldn't have social media!!!!
@billklatsch5058
@billklatsch5058 3 роки тому
@@GHustle4 At last not where "all things you upload belong to us from that point on" is literally in ToS - but who reads ToS anyways....
@ForeverLaxx
@ForeverLaxx 3 роки тому
It was staged because it was an advertisement, but being able to do that at all is a creeper/stalker's dream.
@MrBigCookieCrumble
@MrBigCookieCrumble 3 роки тому
"Your scientists were too occupied thinking about if they 'could' that they never considered wether they 'should'!"
@EmilioReyes_97
@EmilioReyes_97 3 роки тому
@Albert Whisker Dude that quote never singled out scientists, it was directed to Hammond who funded the project. A project that was lead by not evil scientists but enthusiastic ones.
@PavelKrupets
@PavelKrupets 3 роки тому
Progress will progress. We just need to learn to use whatever we discover and learn to do. No stopping that. By banning research in this areas we will make sure China will have better AI tech and USA will lag behind.
@kereminde
@kereminde 3 роки тому
"Condors. If our program was about matching endangered condors to date each other, you wouldn't have any problem with it."
@spornge
@spornge 3 роки тому
worst than that everyone else was like yea we shouldnt so this guy was like ok well i will just take the same tech. and apply it with no moral or ethical concern to make money
@ThyGeekGoddessMuze
@ThyGeekGoddessMuze 3 роки тому
That’s why we were raised Roman Catholic during the Space Race, not the Arms Race. Ethics and Science. Our records were not digitized by then, so we didn’t know they were building on our colonial tobacco fields until after Korean War. Most of Dad’s class out of San D didn’t make it to Korea. Dad and another guy went to Guam bc they were Black in 1948 when they opened professional jobs in the military when 1984 was written. Before that, we were already educated and had judges, sheriffs and medics and doctors in the Navy. People called Dad “Chief” bc he was also a Boy Scout master. He was a data systems analyst and I was a Network systems analyst, regardless of my title in a UNIX call center They both came back
@pepepoopsonthefarright7531
@pepepoopsonthefarright7531 3 роки тому
facial recognition - scans john's face facial recognition - ah yes, milhouse
@WubbyPunch
@WubbyPunch 2 роки тому
I love you Johnathan Oliverithium
@nnannakalu9423
@nnannakalu9423 3 роки тому
"In China, 'Skynet' is good." "Yes, that's a difference." An exchange that's both hilarious and terrifying.
@yiwanye1221
@yiwanye1221 3 роки тому
my cousin was an founder of facial recognization company in China.. these discussion changed my view about this techonology
@JachAnen
@JachAnen 3 роки тому
It becomes more terrifying the more you think about it. In no way did the fictional Skynet ever think it was evil, it did what it did because it was deemed necessary. So when someone says their AI is good and not evil, they need to specify exactly why it is good and what prevents it from ever trying to nuke us all
@nnannakalu9423
@nnannakalu9423 3 роки тому
@@JachAnen "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions" is the apt aphorism for this LWT segment.
@probablysomeguy4806
@probablysomeguy4806 3 роки тому
@@nnannakalu9423 so road to heaven is paved with bad intentions?
@ariamentio
@ariamentio 3 роки тому
reminds me of America’s government for the past 4 years
@LodrikBadric
@LodrikBadric 3 роки тому
The "funny" thing about facial recognition and collecting data is this: Quite a lot of terrorists who commited terrorist attacks in Germany between 2014 - 2017 were known by the police, they were already in their system but it did not help to prevent the attacks. So it's just mind-boggling to me, that there are people who think giving more data to the state will make our lives safer. To me it seems the police can't even handle the data they already have. It's not about collecting more data but to better analyse the data that is collected..
@Bisquick
@Bisquick 3 роки тому
Indeed, like most justifications involving "terrorism", it's really just an excuse for more authoritarianism.
@AlbinovSK
@AlbinovSK 3 роки тому
And in Slovakia, there was a huge scandal about some 'people of very very questionable character' bribing police officers to get access into police databases and collect data on their enemies such as journalists reporting on them.
@sailaab
@sailaab 3 роки тому
i'm not entirely plugged in.. on how such 'basic' A.I. ..that too.. often 'flawed' A.I. can ever have a fair shot at 'preventing' mishaps or sinster things. i think.. for that we had better got 'ears to the ground' ... informer networks and better intercept tech. maybe even hack encryption based messenger services.. (whats ufffap) i know from experience or seeing how Bombay police changed. prior to the 1990s communal/religious riots and all the police literally had ample imformer networks and solving high-voltage cases was .. to a great extent.. dependent on human intel. things dwindles after the trust was broken.. or Muslims often saw the state as being partial.. if not the oppressor. informers too receeded to the background. (many from the lower strata of society or living on tge fringes.. or even being part of crime syndicates/ gangs). and obviouslt.. now crime is often decentralised. like.. in xase of terror attacks here.. often it takes a "sleeper cell" of juat 4-5 localised people who might otherwise have regular day jobs. skilled, highly educated people too can and do get systematicallylured or brain washed in the name of allegedly/real atrocities agsinst their sect/ group/ religion. it would be A FAAAAAR CALL to expect our current toddlee A.I. to do zilch in catching a whiff **before** a crime occured. i mean.. really. what if i am acting almost alone or in a limited way getting instructions over a securef communication and collecting arson or weapons or explisives wirhin closed premises. aka no public meetings or significant appearance out of the ordinary.. in front of surveilance cameras. i could be wrong but just my two paise
@sockdolager3884
@sockdolager3884 3 роки тому
I would think the problem for Germany (and England and the U.S.) is more that the federal police agencies are run by politically correct cucks who wont WANT to keep tabs on jihadists, because "racism!".
@free22
@free22 3 роки тому
Chuck Fina You have no idea what happens in the US in the name of law and order, do you?
@pianystrom8137
@pianystrom8137 3 роки тому
The danger is that a lot of people don't react to this. Surveillance is happening gradually. Some people will even say "I'm not a criminal. What's the problem?" They are not aware of the invasion of their privacy. Perhaps they were already fine with giving it away on FB, Instagram and Twitter.
@pianystrom8137
@pianystrom8137 3 роки тому
Once people understand that their rmasturbation is seen by the government, they may object to this total observation.
@donho1776
@donho1776 3 роки тому
Finally! Someone who isn't afraid to say SHIT. Good for you.
@BackfallGenius
@BackfallGenius 3 роки тому
Everyone: "Oh no, this is ba-" John Oliver: "But wait, it gets worse"
@Prophes0r
@Prophes0r 3 роки тому
The sad thing is that it is actually much, MUCH worse. This episode barely scratches the surface of the problem. I'm actually surprised at the things they DIDN'T include. I'm not going to copy/paste the Wall of Text from my other post. But I will link to it. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/ooqboaKBh4CY1ps.html&lc=z23fcxhhnnbwc5uoh04t1aokgekrmuhpwi5b0fc1dijnbk0h00410 EDIT: UKposts doesn't let you link directly to a comment anymore. That link is for this video, but the comment at the very top will be the 'Highlighted Comment". EDIT AGAIN: You have to copy & paste it because UKposts will strip off the latter half of the link if you just click it...
@epapa217
@epapa217 3 роки тому
Overwatch that link brings me back to the video you just commented on 🤔
@Prophes0r
@Prophes0r 3 роки тому
@@epapa217 Yes but the comment should be at the very top of the comments as the "highlighted comment"
@theradioman5182
@theradioman5182 3 роки тому
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
@composerdoh
@composerdoh 3 роки тому
That about sums up almost every episode of "Last Week Tonight" ever.
@bigchimbus6309
@bigchimbus6309 3 роки тому
I'm liking this show so much more without the audience. It makes it feel more personal and genuine.
@verticalflats2816
@verticalflats2816 3 роки тому
Your saying even if a cure is found for Covid 19 all information regarding it should be blocked from Jon Oliver?
@yeetman4953
@yeetman4953 3 роки тому
@@verticalflats2816 ?
@verticalflats2816
@verticalflats2816 3 роки тому
@@yeetman4953 I was referring to how to keep jon Oliver to do his show without an audience.
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