The ref giving the little kid a red card.

*proceeds to throw mother's ashes in the sea*

you title the video try not to laugh and the first video is just a biker being rear ended by another biker. wow. well, wasn't hard not to laugh at that. SMH

Aquarium. Seriously...😮

"Everyone just stay in the basket" *proceeds to crash into the ground multiple times*

Agreed, IMO, a win and not a fail!

If I had tried to watch the whole video trying not to laugh, that would have been the moment I failed. I laughed hard at the red card.

@@justsomeguy0873 That ref was amazing for rolling with it and then being sweet to him. Great interaction.

Football

Ref ain't messing around. "Red Card. Illegal player on the field. And also being adorable. Five minutes timeout penalty."

Yeah, it's not like they got a choice here.

Yeah:):)

dude😂 along with tha cat

@@Candycaneshalayleigh Lol:):) Unlucky.

Balloon landings are rough at the best of times.

The what

@@Blue_Dude821 Football, for the rest of us.

​@@kotosqoposrly It depends on where in the world you are. It's called soccer by some in the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, South Africa to name a few.

I feel sad for him, but i cant stop laughing at it

He definitely deserves a statue made of himself 🎉

No it's not

Poor guy lost his home in a violent manner…but the way he flopped out of there.

best failarmy clip in months, easy

Probably stingy with the eggs?

It's from last years when they got 2-for-1 birthday cakes, from the frozen foods section, of the gas station, next to the carnival, that closed in the 80s.

Not to mention it was half eaten already 😆😆😆😆

Basically a giant biscuit

The importantest part was the skateboard not going in the water while man was doing the hokeypokey

Back in 2006 I bought my older brother's friends gas for their cars and filled them to the brim and they then owed me a debt they could not repay. So I ended up getting free tickets to movie theaters because about 20 of my brothers friends worked at movie theaters so I got to see Batman The Dark Knight over 300 times in theaters and over 1000 other movies and free food and other stuff because I created a debt they could not repay. Sure it costed me $200 but it was worth it. So if you have a friend or older family member pay money for gas for them and create a debt they can not repay and you will gain slaves as well. I was busy that summer basically living in movie theaters.

Thanks to Biden

@@jordancambridge4106 Today on things that didn't happen...

​@Matthew-wc6zm Not really, the president doesn't influence gas prices as much as people think. At least in the short term. But the average person uses the President as a scapegoat because it's harder to explain the effects of the global market on crude oil prices.

@@jordancambridge4106 How does you're measly $200 become a debt that cannot be repaid? That's total BS. And you watched 1,300 movies, for free? Total BS. And are you saying you're still riding this debt-that-cannot-be-repaid since 2006? That's some supreme BS. You're a psycho to even think like that.

Who. Leg. You done took, bro?

Luckily it looks set up, I don't think there were fish in there

@@kalebk9595 yas..set up

wasn't a vr room. she was playing in a hall.

Probably smelled fish from where she keeps it in her pocket 😲

Lol. Good one. 😂

the tree actually didn't fall in the direction that they notched it. they did not leave enough holding wood, so when they pounded in their wedge the tree was able to spin 90 degrees and crash on the fence.

If you look at where they cut. It was cut all away around. Pretty much hoping it will fall in a certain direction.

@Coolpopcorn19 - ok. You could argue that point. After the tree fell, you could see they cut it almost completely through with a horizontal cut in addition to the notch cut and the cut they put the wedge in . My point was that they were forcing the tree to fall in whatever direction it was leaning or had the most branches. Which was the side the fence was on. The horizontal cut is going to allow the tree to spin on the cut. So, it fell in the direction they notched it and wedged it.

@@MrYfrank14 Ah I see what you mean. Yeah... not the best plan on their part lol 😅

It's pretty cute that they believed they could push a 3000 kg treetrunk in a direction with two hands though. Aside from the fact that it's a fail-by-default system and they're dead if the trunk snaps off. I always did it with a pulley and a minimum of two people. Twice the force they can generate normally and they're way out of the way where the tree can snap or fall.

Ma’am your cooking is so bad the mouse is trying to escape

They told him to fetch that stick, and dammit, he was gonna do it 😁

A fail for the owner. That muscled beast is freaking dangerous...

Heeere's Doggy!

Honestly they're pretty damn lucky that that's all he did to them considering that was a male elephant in musth (as can be seen by the liquid being secreted at the side of his head), in that state they can super easily get extremely aggressive so being this close to one really isn't a smart move.

Also no added commentary explaining what we're seeing to us as if we're wearing a blindfold.

Basically the main reason I watch FailArmy and not any other fail channels

Why praise their failure? I do not understand you

The video is probably from a couple of months ago when it was only $9,000 in damage.

​@@livinginvancouverbc2247😂

​@@livinginvancouverbc2247 And since you made that comment it's now become 18k.

Was wondering if the truck wasn’t parked in that exact spot could he have had a clearer view of the wheel headed his way but either way it was a stroke of luck it was where it was..

Doubt it, he was on his phone. The worlds biggest and most fatal distraction

Prudes suck.

Fr, the censoring ruins the videos.

I didnt know they did that, thats just unbelievable..

@@carsonhunt4642 We need a reversal of all this. It's about time the people took charge once more.

17:04 is ridiculous

They are so smart, resourceful and sturdy. Little mini-bears really. That one was a Jedi. Took it in stride and got the hell out of there.

I would probably do the same ha ha

This looks actually like he fractured his skull. Can end horrible.

@@soulraizor1 yup..

Golf should be banned and land turn back to forest

@@jussikankinen9409 I'm ok with that!

That was fucking funny 😂😂😂

油起价，不怕。怕米起价

这个世界多美妙，能令人看了都不爱睡觉

@@ChewfattLoo I'm not to concerned about the rising price of rice... I'm more concerned about the price of everything rising...

@@ChewfattLoo Yes, the world is wonderful...

He thought it was an Apple 🍎📲😝

Me too

I remember watching this on TV

Congrats?

Same 👍

Yeah... Still Americans trying to fk it up through daily life and being surprised 🤔🤔

Reminds me of home alone when everyone hit the statue in front of the house!!😂

Not quite as extreme, but one time I did see a guy walking down the street in the middle of the night with an entire roadside sign. Definitely random.

It wasn't too bright.

Saw a guy steal a Starbucks table top. Not the stand… just the top

I thought it meant she farted.

​@@Anelipka ...aand that's an entirely different type of wind...

It did cut off immediately, so.....

@@panicmosem5969 True, but in that situation, if anything nasty is going to happen, it happens in a flash. Looks to me like the dude has a calm spirit, at least on that occasion. Kudos to him.

2:27

It's an emotional therapy companion 😂🙄

@@panicmosem5969 I'm fully aware of what emotional therapy companions are. I have two guinea pigs myself to help with any difficulties onset by my Autism. Anything else I should be made aware about?

Get off ph and get a job

Fr as a fish owner i got kinda mad

Because its Not my dog:):)*

Or Chicago. Or Texas. Or Canada. Or Europe. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Thought you were talking about the kid locked in the cabin at first LOL

@@justaguy2961 “Close the fridge door.” Not too hard to understand, champ. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I was thinking the same thing. It makes sense, but I guess not everyone knowz

It's not cold enough in the fridge for it to stop moving. It'll make itself a little nest of packaging and eat the food. Don't ask me how I know. 😉

@@kelqueen9998 You can change the fridges temperature to make it colder