*Evil queen:* ok mirror i killed my stepdaughter now who is the fairest of them all? *Mirror:* * shows a dead body *

Matpat: *looks up poisonous things* Fbi: hes typing again quick get the notebook

the colleen thing in the beginning did NOT age well 😭😭

0:04 that aged well 💀

#1 Corpse Germs #2 Corpse Germs #3 She was like 13 in the movie

Prince charming: *finds a body in the woods* _kisses it_ Logan paul: *finds a body in the woods* _records it and laughs_

What I don"t understand still is why can't the evil queen turn into a really pretty woman and outfair Snowhite instead of turning into a scary old grandma who's 100% NOT going to count as the fairest in the land?

When theories fit this perfectly it makes me wonder if Disney planned all of this out or if it was all just a string of very convenient coincidences

Wait, you're saying love isn't a magical force that can overcome the natural laws of the universe?

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Miranda went from being the fairest UKpostsr of them all to being the evil groomer queen

0:11 I’m rewatching older videos, yk, in light of the recent announcement and. She’s holding a ukulele here. Genuinely hilarious coincidence

Now this is interesting: I don’t know how it is in the rest of the world, but as a German I was told the actual Grimm stories way before ever watching the Disney movies. And in that she never woke up. The prince took her to the castle...dead...to burry her...on the way to the castle the little stupid dwarf that was part of holding her was stumbling over a rock which made her cough out the actual bite, then she woke up and for some reason still married the random man that wanted to burry her

Here is a ligit question: WHY DOES THE PRINCE FIND A DEAD BODY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS, AND KISS IT!?

the first clip really aged well-

0:09 did NOT age well 💀

I love how he has to make everything realistic. Maybe the apple was just covered in some evil magic poisoning. But his theory makes lots of sense.

I like how he just completely turns a fairy tale into something slightly realistic

the Miranda sings joke aged well 💀✋

The start…

The real reason she woke up is secretly.... THAT STANK BREATH

MatPat: *opens google* FBI: Okay, get ready

The intro didn’t age well 😂

I have to say it The Colleen joke aged poorly 😭

Prince: sees dead girl Also prince: welp lets kiss her!

The dwarves didn't have a coffin just lying around, the movie specifically says that they didn't have the heart to bury her, so they made the coffin out of gold and glass themselves to keep her in to essentially preserve her. Which yeah, does sound creepy, but remember we do it too with embalming. They were all probably gonna bury her IN that coffin once they'd all finished mourning her. So she's actually alive entirely because of the dwarves. The carbon from them mining absorbed the nightshade, and them wanting to mourn her kept her from essentially being buried alive.

That intro didn't age well- (I'm talking about Miranda sings... Yikes 😭)

0:09 oof 💀

I've read the original fairy tale and in that version Snow White falls into a death-like state because the apple gets stuck in her throat. The Prince doesn't kiss her in this version, he wants to take the coffin away for a proper burial but it gets dropped, the vibrations knock the apple piece out of Snow White's throat and she wakes up. Could this be a very lucky case of oxygen starvation where she somehow didn't suffer permanent brain damage?

“the dwarves saved her not the CORPSE GERM PRINCE”

0:11 This aged so badly that I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

The miranda sings reference didnt age well 💀

Oddly enough in the original fairy tale, she choked one the poisoned apple and it was lodged in her throat. When the prince came by, he had other men help him carry the glass coffin and one of them tripped and caused the coffin to drop, dislodging the bit of poison apple in her throat, causing her to wake up. There are variations of the story but this is the main one collected by the brothers Grimm.

...Why WOULD he kiss a dead girl? Can you do a theory about THAT? lol

Im watching this July 31st 2023, and I cried when I watched the opeing. When her face appeared i couldnt breathe for laughing😂

man the intro to this video aged like milk 😭 0:07

Me: *Tries to poison someone* Me: *Realizes I used blueberries* Me: Me: Me: *Stabs them instead*

The reason for the coffin is that the movie says that, the dwarves fashioned her a coffin of gold and silver. They didn't have it just lying around.

once you laid out the criteria for the poison my first thought was hemlock but then remembered belladonna, and thought "thats much better" fun fact: belladonna is what sally uses to poison the professor in a nightmare before christmas

0:05 6years later and no-

*Prince kisses a dead body* Logan Paul: * heavy breathing *

You reeeaallly have to appreciate the lengths this guy goes to for his theories. Respect!

0:09 that didn't age will😅

oh. the beginning did not age well...

"Which theorist is the fairest of them all?" *shows picture of Stephanie* "Okay, that's true..." Me: *dies from cuteness*

MatPat: *keeps searching up dangerous things that would get him arrested* FBI: Mom pick me up I’m scared

He wouldn’t have added Colleen in 2023-2024 lol

The Coleen joke aged well

MatPat: “Time to research for my next film theory.” FBI/CIA: “OPEN UP!” MatPat: 😮

Matpat: it wasn’t love that saved the maiden it was chemistry Me: No it was love I swear... Because they had chemistry ,’)

lol that intro aged well

colleen at the start has *not* aged well-

“Screw true love’s kiss all you’re gonna end up with is corpse germs”. I’m dead 😂

Wow. He sherlocked the $¡#+ out of this thing and made it as deep as the matrix! Great job Mat!

Anyone talking about Colleen in the beginning this aged like milk in a hot car☠️

0:07 wow this did not age well lmao

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Screw the "love" crap, this just made the movie WAY better for me!

oh, the Miranda sings joke at the star has aged like milk. (it looks like Miranda. correct me if I'm wrong)

The intro aged well, unlike colleen did

Snow White is 14 I think. She the youngest princess I'm pretty sure

An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

Mat: *comes up with this realistic and complicated theory and spends hours on finding the right thing that could poison Snowwhite* The Brothers Grim: *just came up with a fairytale to tell and make money of it*

Well that didn’t age well.

There’s her name on the glass coffin The gnomes had to make that

Matpat: “Kind of like toys R us, just without the creepy giraffe guy” Me: R.I.P Jeffrey

I love the science behind poisons, it's so fascinating how different poisons have different effects and act at different speeds, something about it has always been absolutely enthralling to me.

Anybody else watching this in 2024 after “goodbye internet”?

Me: Mirror mirror on the wall, Who's the fairest of them all? Mirror: Well fairest means pale and you never leave your room so yeah,you're super pale you win

*Prince:* oh look a random dead body i shall kiss it for no reason lol

0:09 well that didnt age well

0:13 aged well

Fun fact: It was never "mirror mirror on the wall" It was " *Magic* mirror on the wall". Check it out. It's pretty cool!

It was right there the whole time: Deadly: Death Nightshade: Sleeping Coincidence? I think not!

0:09 NOT COLLEEN??

Disney should hire this guy

Mat: "WALL-E is cannibalistic." "Elsa and Rapunzel are sisters." "The pig is Moana's brother." "The Spongebob goo bubbles are jellyfish carcasses." Also Mat: *draws the line at a wealthy, powerful monarch purchasing a fish*

Here's how it goes in the original: 1. The apple is actually the _third_ attempt of the Queen to kill Snowwhite with her own hands. First she tries to suffocate her by binding her corset too tight with a ribbon/ lace she sells her, second she puts a poisoned comb in her hair. 2. The dwarves build the glass coffin fer her specifically, because they believe Snowwhite is too beautiful to be burried. Much to their suprise, she doesn't start to rot. But since they don't know what a coma is, they just assume that some higher force or something tries to preserve her beauty as well. 3. There is no "true love's kiss". The prince comes by the house randomly and the necrophilliac maniac asks to keep her body, because she looks so beautiful. On his way back home one of the servants carrying the coffin trips, resulting in Snowwhite spitting out the apple piece that was stuck in her throat. 4. The prince and Snowwhite get married and they invite the Queen to the wedding. Which is where Snowwhite makes her stepmother literally _dance to death in a pair of glowing hot metal shoes._

the beginning- did that age well??

Also did you notice that the glass coffin has her name on it it just looks like golden detail but is actually her name if you look closely😊

No wonder MatPat’s on the FBI watchlist

me At The Before Moment Matpat Says Chemistry: "CHEMISTRY! "

That joke aged awfully

Did anybody else realize that deadly nightshade is the same thing Sally used in the Nightmare Before Christmas series to poison Dr. Finkelstein? you can see her put it into his soup. She goes to the graveyard to get it, and it looks STRIKINGLY similar to the image shown in the video, small berries on a branch. The day MatPat makes a theory on the Nightmare Before Christmas, I'll sure be glad to see what it is- as long as it's nothing like the " Jack Skellington is Victor from the Corpse Bride, and the Victor in Frankenweenie is either him or his great-grandson " (I'd still love it lol) .

did you know the coffin actually says ‘Snow White’ on it? plot twist: the dwarfs killed her

"How about the fact that the prince’s first instinct when he sees a dead body lying in the forest is to pucker up?" Seriously bro? #1- corpse germs, and #2- a dead body can't consent

The thing with Miranda Sings did not age well....

Well that intro aged well💀

When you know Disney lied to you all your childhood: Intensively mad at Disney

Or alone having a LITERAL coffin that HAS HERE NAME ON IT. 2:15

3:23 the feeling description of “Snow whiteism” is gold.

Oooof that intro did *not* age well 😅

‘Nightshade’ Me a hunger games fan: *allow me to introduce myself*

*The moment you realize that your neighbours grow the plant*

that intro aged poorly

2016:no 2017:no 2018:no 2019:ok let's put it in everybody's recommendations

2016 : no 2017 : no 2018 : no 2019 : no 2020 : so let’s just put this in people’s recommendations.

0:10 this didn't age well...

i miss that old music from these theories… so nostalgic

This man is a freaking genius