Ah yes the main character... S T E V E

Philza: he’s reforming: Technoblade: I drop kicked that child in self defense

Techno: I've heard rumors that theres a new nation being formed in the snowy forests to the west of L'manberg Ranboo: Techno: we should probably investigate it. Ranboo:

If it wasn't for Fossilnet Carl wouldn't exist, Quackity wouldn't have threatened Carl, Techno wouldn't have gone with the butcher army and would still have his stuff, Ranboo wouldn't have given techno's armour back to him so wouldn't have interacted enough with Techno to move near him. Fossilnet is the true main character he controls all the lore in this essay I will

Tubbo somehow got away with owning nukes for 'self defense.'

“It’s eating sand” Philza internally: why is Willbur possessing this fox?

Ranboo: Do these buttons do anything, or can I press them and not have something bad happen? Techno: Oh that sets off the self detonation. Ranboo: *Presses them*

Techno and Phil: Open their windows Niki: Opens the door Niki: *R A N B O O*

“Zephyrus” or “Zephyr” (Phil’s codename) was the greek god of the west winds , described as having wings of his own.

Techno: "Just talkin' to the voices" The Voices: " E "

“Almost like the enderman are being attracted by something that lives with us”-Philza Minecraft

in the next sadist animatic the first line will be: "so, Ranboo, tell me... What do you know about anarchy"

Techno: talking to himself Nihachu: it’s ok we are all lonely

“He just beat him to death, with his bare hand while he was begging for merc-“ “Cheers bro I’ll drink to that”

"What are you defending yourself against that you need nukes?" "You, Techno, wtf."

i love how the syndicate are literally the nicest people on the server apart from the government destruction stuff

*sellout timer beeping* Techno: "Tubbo, do you happen to have a b-" Phil: *clank*

I like how it is literally canon that Technoblade hibernates.

Techno: it's eating sand Phil: oh no Wilbur: *joins vc*

Everytine snowchester gets mentioned, Ranboo breathes like he's in labor

I love how the reason to why techno doesn't stream much is because he is sleeping and Phil just pokes him with a stick to make sure he's still alive

i love how techno and ranboo’s interactions are like, awkward almost in a way? techno: yes, this a club of anarchists ranboo: ah. yes. of course

tubbo: "...I don't understand government." me: I don't think GOVERNMENT understands government half the time.

Wow Nikki sounds like shes having the time of her life laughing at Technoblade's jokes.

Techno: "I've been hearing rumors that theres a new nation being formed in the snowy forest to the west of L'Manberg" Ranboo: *audible nervous sweating*

“The egg tells you to kill when you touch it” Techno standing on it: *this changes nothing*

The dirt fortification was dream trying to make a house again.

Techno: ” we don’t think anyone is fit to rule over people.” This is the same guy that conquered the ENTIRE WORLD

owning nukes for "self defense" sounds like the Cuban Missile Crisis to me

44:50 I can just imagine Tubbo just Chilling with Micheal his son, peacefully living in the Arctic tundra and then Phil and Techno just show up and type in chat, "Yoooooo, have some withers, Yoooooo" and then all that's left is a crater while Micheal and his chicken is either dead or missing

techno: blows up a city with a government also techno: we just have a slight preference against governments, just a slight preference

"Competent Leader" "Strikes fear into the heart of Technoblade himself" *Tubbo fell from a high place*

Tubbo didn't understand government, but still managed to be a President... Now that's a politician if I see one.

“Dream beat him to death” Didn’t even talk about the potatoes 🥔

“In what way is this a government; it’s literally a book club.” Me, a book club board member: *sweats profusely*

Ranboo’s Syndicate codename *has* to be Janus, the Greek/Roman god of choices and sides, who is *literally* two faced.

Snowcheshire: We have 2 nuclear deterrents Syndicate: Techno is our nuclear deterrent

Technoblade: *forgets how to stop stream* Tommy: We are gonna live in his stream now

That awkward moment when you see your literal mom as the newest channel member

"if there is no corpses, then the person is not dead" technoblade

Me in my civics class forming a government for an assignment: Don’t let him find out...Don’t let him find out...

We need more STEVE lore

"Sic semper tyrannis is a Latin phrase meaning 'thus always to tyrants'. It suggests that bad but just outcomes should or eventually will befall tyrants." Technoblade is a genius.

I’m so glad niki is getting more than just burning a tree now she’s getting more of an arc

"I would never hurt another human being." - Technoblade

I just now realized, but Techno donos are huge. He made like $400 in 5 minutes

Tubbo: have Nukes* Technoblade: WE CAN KILL GODS

This guy makes depression go away by killing people in a minecraft server

Techno: I fear the completely competent tyrant who could be ruling this government Chat: *Tubbo_ fell from a high place* *Tubbo_ fell from a high place* *Tubbo_ fell from a high place* *Tubbo_ fell from a high place* *Tubbo_ fell from a high place* *Tubbo_ fell from a high place* *Tubbo_ fell from a high place* *Tubbo_ fell from a high place* *Tubbo_ fell from a high place*

Techno and phil's favorite thing to do is make ranboo jump into the exact same lava pool

Ranboo: Sure I'll join anarchy *marries tubbo, pres of a government organization* Techno: o-o????

“Dream beat him to death....” Techno:..PoGgGGgg I hated that guy

*Plot Twist: The dirt on their front lawn was Dream’s house.*

44:55 i can just imagine techno and philza just raiding the shit out of tubbo's "new country" which is just a hut for him and his cat with like 10 withers going "yoooooooooo"

Me: What are you defending yourself against that needs NUKES? The quite kid: Idk, people scare me

I like how techno is just chilling with half of the butcher army who tried to execute him

*"tubbo we're trying to have a moment here"* _Tubbo Fell from a high place_ *"pls stop dying"*

*Timestamps for myself* 20:15 - Technoblade notices Ranboo 34:40 - Leap of faith! 40:57 - First Syndicate Meeting Begins 46:14 - 47:36 - Ranboo tells the Syndicate about Tommy's death

50:10 Ranboo & Phil: *move to different vc to talk for a second* Me being a nosy little Voice: *watches the clip in Ranboo's vod, comes back to watch the rest of this vod*

Egg : *tries to get in techno's head* The voices : You picked the wrong house fool!

He still hates peasants. Perhaps he is Sir Billiam and he never died.

"Y'know Tommy?" Everyone: *Oh I hate that guy*

Tubbo dying from fall damage constantly as they are talking about tommys death….COINCIDENCE??

"We have the coolest table on the server" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"THE RELIGION MOD IN MINECRAFT IS UNGODLY FUNNY!" - Sun Tzu, The Art of Clickbait

Tubbos basically some guy in your neighborhood that runs a marathons on a dar e and somehow becomes President one day. The perfect Adam Sandler movie:

I really hope that Philza doesn’t start following the egg because he said the egg made him feel warm and it was telling him to kill things but I think Philza is pretty loyal to technoblade.

Can we just point out the fact that Techno’s code name is literally “Protesilaus”, who was literally a hero. And “good things don’t happen to heroes”

Technoblade could be 1 hour early, and everyone would be like “TECHNOLATE”

“We could kill god with these nukes” Ranboo: * intense cake baking flashbacks *

techno is so funny, Phil and niki are literally dying from laughter edit:thanks for 1 like

"So you invented nukes... for self-defense?" "Yep." -*Americans Liked that*

The Egg: Time to invade minds Techno and Ranboo: *Inefficient Storage Space noises*

Techno : Ok come into this ally way Ranboo : Ooh awesome

I’ve just realized that we won’t know who the secret member in the syndicate is now…..

“Starting the streaaaam” will be so nostalgic some day

can we just share the headcanon that when techno doesn’t stream and they say he’s sleeping for weeks, it isn’t just a weird plot hole and it’s because piglins have different hibernation periods, and its that time now so he's sleeping (it wouldn't make sense otherwise lmao spring is starting)

Ahh, the syndicate: 3 year old pig, old British man, Nihachu(I didn't know what to put), forgetful enderman, and polar bear(who everyone loves the most)

1:09:38 Techno : "So you're saying you've invented nukes ?" Tubbo : "yep" Techno : "for self defense" Tubbo : "[after seeing what you did to L'manburg], yes" He really got some inspiration after Scott deleted his stuff with lightning in the Origin SMP series

Techno: * uploads a video* Everyone: *I smell animations*

The Syndicate’s missing member: For the syndicate each member is given a code name representing a person or god of Greek mythology but one to also represent themselves, for example. Phil’s chair says Zephyros who is the Greek god of the west wind, he is know to have wings. And Techno’s says Protesilaus, a hero form Theseus’s story. Right, so the obvious one for Ranboo would be Janus, the Greek god of two faces. And for Niki Rhamnousia the goddess of vengeance, wanting to get back at those who wronged her. Though this isn’t what i wanted to bring up. The missing person from the meeting already had a code name, Harpocrates, the Greek god of silence and secrets.... have any idea’s on who that might be? It can’t be dream, he would be Hypnos, the god of sleep, also that bish is in prison, perhaps it’s puffy? She dose want an omelette and would probably love the help, and techno already seems to like here however techno did refer to them as a ‘he’ when talking about the missing chair. So possibly another person who is against the egg. Or maybe it is Sam? He is know for being quiet when it comes to the prison and was happy to end dream’s rain of tyranny. I did some research and it is possible that DreamXD might be the missing person, wishing to join them to make sure the End isn’t breached. However while talking to Tubbo they did mention that if he was to go all ‘Creative Mode’ on them Tubbo’s nukes would be of use, meaning they probably were opposed to him. It wouldn’t be Foolish, seeing as he was already on the server at the time of the meeting and could of been there. It could be Callahan, however lore isn’t really his motif. Tubbo, Tommy, BBH, and probably Ant, would be ruled out seeing as Tommy is against techno and doesn’t really seem to be ‘friendly’ with him. They were trying to not spill anything to tubbo while with him, and Bad and Ant are Pro egg. This brings us to Wilbur, yes dream has made it apparent he’s going to bring Wil back, but tommy is the only one to canonically know this, Ghostbur is out of the question, his kindhearted nature, naiveity and disconnection with Phil after thinking Phil had murdered Friend, and the fact that his memory is a liability wouldn’t serve any help to the syndicate. Fundy also having not a great relationship with either Phill or Techno would defiantly off set his own motivation to join, and seeing as H is probably preoccupied with Fundy then he could also be ruled out. Big Q is also out of the question, seeing as his loud personality and whole ‘ executing techno’ thing didn’t go down well. I highly doubt techno would let someone in with that kind of connection and desire for power. Also Karl being preoccupied with his fiancés and whole time travel thing is also unlucky This brings me to Sapnap and George, after being cast aside by Dream both would have a great desire to get back at governments and higher powers as a a sign of no longer being in connection to him, however gerorge’s whole “I’m a sleep through everything” isn’t exactly a great marketing point for him to be an ally. As for Sapnap his loud personality and eccentric nature could be seen as both positive and negative. He loves murdering and arson so why not be friends with the person who has the larges kill streak. Then again he doesn’t really scream secretive to me. my best guess would be Sam or Eret. I know what you’re going to say ‘ but Eret is technically a king.’ And yes the whole anarchy thing is anti king, anti government. However if you look at all of his past decisions he is defiantly an underrated character, none expected him to be a traitor in the first war. And yes he technically did end up only siding with Dream for the promise of power, knowing he was only a pawn. However since then Eret has made many attempts to fix his mistakes and even his relationships. When Tommy and Wilbur were exiled, he offer sanctuary and protection, putting his own life at risk. When it was time to destroy L’manburg once and for all, Eret made the switch to side with Wilbur and Techno to take down Schlatt. And when Wilbur died he took it upon himself to look after Fundy even going as far as to adopt him, taking on the fatherly responsibilities and childhood experiences that Fundy missed out on, which was partially because of him. Now with everything that’s going on, i think Eret would push himself to take on the responicbility of making the server a better place, not just for Fundy, but also for all of his friends and family. And Eret would defiantly go to any length to do so. (Edit: wow ok......... thanks for listening to my silly theory :D)

After Niki arrives at Technoblade's house Technoblade: *Opens door and closes door*

32:03 holy shit that dono gave me chills

I love how Ranboo and Phil are slowly turning into techno, you can notice how Phil says "halloo" often and then there's ranboo who's sensei's traits brushed off him. It's very adorable seeing them become good friend :) i hope no one betray each other, especially phil who is already techno's bestfriend :)).

Technoblade in dream SMP: “ANARCHY!!! GOVERNMENT BAD!” Technoblade in SMPEarth: “Haha world domination lul”

“I would not hurt another human being.” Antfrost: Sweats in not human

Technoblade may no longer be amongst us mortals, but at least he is now fighting in the kingdom of god. And no matter how much we miss him, he will always be one of us.

Tommy: *dies* Techno: oh no! *Anyways...*

Techno running around *points* Hey you, are you an anarchist? Random people:no Techno: would you like to be?

I like how tubbo died to fall damage like 10 times while they where talking

Technoblade: A man who truly never dies.

Techno : Boomers don't know what selfie sticks are. Tubbo : what's a selfie stick?

For someone trying not to get involved with anyone, Ranboo is a part of lots of groups

Techno: *1 second late* Chat: TECHNOLATE

52:03 Techno: We're going on a roadtrip boys Me: Now that interstate is paved with-

Tubbo has nukes for self defence and lives in a communistic winterland if anything this sounds like the cold war

Techno: it’s eating sand Phil: *flashbacks*

Tubbo: I don’t understand government Technoblade: understandable have a great day

1:02:43 this man doesn't even upload anymore and his channel is still alive

Shoutout to crate, who donated 20 to say “male reproductive organ”