Don't talk to me or my son ever again

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im ur 666th like

suicune boy 15 or my son’s son or my son’s son’s son or my son’s son’s son’s son ever again

Wolf Spade lol!

And I took that person

Original...

@@pathogenz8781 haha

Hilarious and original

That Mackrele Jordan documentary was super dope, we even got interviews with other mascots

_a gotdamn miracle worker_

For the time it's actually quite impressive, must have had a proper camera

Whaaaaat, are you inferring the clearly and intentionally staged show to entertain the crowd was a clearly and intentionally staged show to entertain the crowd?!? NO WAY DUDE!!! Everyone watching, including the audience, thought it was entirely real and impromptu! Wow!!!! You are a brilliant and cunning person and your biting sarcasm really strikes true. Truly, a genius known only once a generation. What's next, you're going to try to convince us that wasn't a giant anthropormorphic fish but was instead a guy in a mascot suit? AS IF. Idiot.

​@@codyfrisch4378"back in the day" "real camera" i don't want to read anything from you ever for any reason

Or it has a camera stand...

Haha

i see gd fans everywhere i go

Millennial ass response

Golden chainsaw goes to the guy getting eaten

@josephweatburg what about dull machete

Okay, this is a pretty underrated response and I'm going to start incorporating this into my vernacular

Worker : uses another free trial

Underrated

Lol 😂

I don’t see how, this is “underrated” (º~º)

I wander what it looked like in there...

@@IceeBoii him: "no... no you don't"

Just wait til he hear that their dinner is fish

Vore?

Ice Guardian plz no ;-;

Well, he was a prop.

what do you mean "willing"

The bite of 87:

It’s time these mascots were cancelled.

@@BillBiggs1 no

You mean Mackerel Jackson? 🧐😂😂

​@@Lock484no, Michael Jackson

Dagashi Lol

Dagashi I was your thousandth like

@@Rigeonnn Thanks my dude! take this crown as a symbol of gratitude 👑

Have a star ⭐️

Lmao and it says it referring to the guy as an it

This is the original TH3

🤣😂😂

Lol la lu ya

Who else do you think controls the suit

@@fireiron369 what suit

And the song:Just eat it

@@aspectcommander7144 yes! So good

It does not matter how far we've strayed or what we call it now The people still enjoy blood in the coliseum arena Lol

Technically not cannibalism

Humans are bloodthirsty.

Human: eats fish for food Vegans: bashful

thanks i couldnt be bothered watching the video so having u plainly describe a part of it and add nothing interesting was very useful

I thought hit it

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@@true1330 Yeah, Im muslim but no need to comments that long

@@true1330 sir this is a Wendy's

@@MegaDonker I think its beat it by Michael Jackson but everyone says eat it as a joke 😁

Yes

Not cannibalism, but anthropophagy

@@parjai97 What's the difference?

@@holo6883 cannibalism is eating your species, anthropophagy is eating humans

How did we end up here 2020?

@@davidkozin the almighty algorithm

That's no ordinary fish, that's a Mackerel Jordan, show some respect please.

@@stoopidhaters Mackerel Good

@@stoopidhaters But I mean, lets be honest, we see his baseball career isn't going so well either. I mean, eating a person? Amateur. A legend is always beloved, but not immune to a plateau.

Im 1k like

Woaaat!!! Didn't expect this many likes. Thx humans

Literally the reason I thought why they did this XD

Yea

Best comment right here

You’re goddamn right

That’s the joke

@Aidan Jacobson Star Warz

@Aidan Jacobson “Not yet” ... “NOM”

And I took that personally

Mascot, I will try eating, that's a good move

Ozzie ozzie ozzie, oi oi oi! 🇦🇺❤️🇺🇲

@@Icemario87 🥰

Oh my. That sounds awful honey how was the rest of the game?

"mother.... That fish, fucking legend"

"That's cool, honey. Now have some orange juice."

A giant fish with legs...

Great

Lmao

This is what happens when you order one too many fish fingers

Let's just hope that guy won't end up like the guy from Darwin's Game.

@@XenoflareBahamut It may still evolve from a fish to a panda, beware.

Probably?

Fish says: *bow down to me, mortal*

*MOST*

Fish: puny mortal

500SubsWithNoVideos this is a MASCOT

mincegaming350&minecraft Yeah no shit

DofyDudes LMAOOOOO

:D

The perfect excuse for making out with the worker, a forbidden love

@@ruben4788 😏

Lmaooo human ❤️ mackerel~

PhantomFoxy21 turns out he was a goose

1000th like

Hahahaha

Fish was never an option

@@z6awn the "Foose"

Wait?! You guys are getting paid for *voring* eachother. I believe my payment is long overdue then...

id love to get paid for cannibalism

*boxers ...?

@@flamevix his power to run away from the fish

@@KraisonFrameworks doesn't make sense in the sentence

Haha lol

Haha lol

Haha lol

Haha lol

Haha lol

🤣🤣🤣

I fucking knew someone would have said this

lol funny

@@gracep4288 why would you say that to someone all he did was make a joke!

Your profile Pic Makes this more funnier 😂😂😂

Lolollololool

Hamburger.......and Sprite!

The sharks are getting their freedom back (yess I know they aren’t classified as fish)

@emi loo Cranberry Sprite 😂😂

@@ASourGummy perhaps that’s whale that you’re thinking of

285, remember, I was here.

857 ^^

Haha

Totoro Bell 😂

:0

Same

He is the mascot

Weird Hair Dude no shit sherlock

"Make Its name a Pun."

@@weirdhairdude3013 r/woosh

1k likes kewl

Anyone else kinda curious what choreograph goes on inside the suit? Like with costume dancers I wish to know the secrets

@@monsterayotte9166 well the first time i have seen this video the Guy inside the fish had his hand and arm inside the fish tongue,which IS how he was able to get the ball

What do mean volunteer?

By the power vested by the internet I now pronounce thee video watched by 31 million people

A true American hero.

Nigward

We humans just love cruelty and cartoon slapstick violence is the only healthy way we can indulge in it 😅

Coliseum realness

😄

@@manuhache1732 its also unrealistic and not disgusting to look at. Cartoonish violence best violence

DeathBones Okay this is my absolute favorite version of that meme 😂😂😂

@@the_durkinator4506 Tysm

Me: this meme is getting old You: i'm boutta end this man's whole carreer

Old meme

@@Abo_7aidar313 ik

I swear.

If you look closer there are kids who looks really Amused in the background

@Ankit is that a Tokyo revengers reference-

@Ankit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Ankit he dressed up as a takoyaki loll

I don't think they will eat fish anymore

They'll never fake throw a ball to a fish atleast.

@@AjitSingh-oz7cw 😆

I think you’re underestimating a 3 year old. Or were the 3 year olds at the daycare I worked at just already that jaded?

😂🤣🤣🤣

It's because he is speed

He is the speedster we never though we needed

Gas gas gas

Flashpoint again

Fight or flight

It was trying to digest him

I kept thinking he was gonna poop him out. Lol

playsinrain same

Yeah, the crinkle!

Must be all of the plastic in that human

This is such an underrated comment oml 😂

XD

Underrated comment

What is life even? IKR lol

Finally, an original comment

I do as the Yankovic commands

Weird Al: Just Eat It Fish: *YES MASTER*

666, as it should be

Jaja Taroy Weird Al: DEW IT

YellowDeeemond a man of culture I see

Forst reply

@@kafkaesk3449 second reply

thord reply

"So which one of you can undress the quickest? In a mascot outfit. With another person. For no particular reason."

Fove reply

"I know....how about another fish Murray?"

Lord Aamer No, I think we’ve had enough of your cannibal fish mascots.

@@LiterallyZackFair "What do you get, when you cross, a mentally ill mascot, WITH A SOCIETY, THAT MAKES FUN OF HIM BECAUSE HE'S A FISH, AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?!?"

@Lord Aamer “I’LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE” *consume*

i wasn't laughing

Dont scare me like that....

Bruh, dat'z skarey.

🤫🤫🤫🤫

Thats scary

Plot twists:bearsharktapusus exist

Sad reality ;(

Society

Everyone know that's a joke,so they're laughing..

@@grd-ryder1774 But you didnt

@@grd-ryder1774 thank you genius. I couldn't tell

I was looking for this comment 😄

Ikr 🤣

maybe he's nervous and didnt wanna care lol

Maybe he saw the rehearsal too many times

Because it's not. It's off to his left hand side. Plus who cares.

And it's only Monday

@@plopplop6582 XD

sweet vexx I get that reference

Rip

At least this one escaped.

-and don't forget to say 'no homo'

Just eat it!

Bing:

na thats bing lmao

Safari is not a search engine

Is this a skit???

No this is real idiot

@@saumyagupta11b48 yes the worker is acting

I was thinking this was real until it started walking around after eating the man. I guess the little kids can easily believe it. Kinda dissapointed it spat the man later.

@@dylancomlyin6757 and there was absolutely no reason for you to say that

🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

28, remember, I was here.

Cằc

🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao (2)

ITS BEAT IT

@@brianmejia3178 NO IT'S A PARODY OF BEAT IT

@@brianmejia3178 listen to the damn lyrics and try again

phantommanass how about you try again ukposts.info/have/v-deo/gIN_f3-bsGt5q4U.html

It's Weird Al's parody of Beat It, Eat It.

@@canadianbacon2693 all time classic

It's Michael Jackson's song "Beat it"

Playing weird al to this is perfection

@@amishamondal9422 No, it's a parody.

kek

Lol they’ve seen the show probably dozens of times already, so why not.

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/f5R6qnipmH9ptY0.html

its just a normal day for them

@@true1330 preaching the word of God doesn't work very well when you turn it into a tldr chainletter. Just sayin'.

I like to think they had a sentimental moment and the mascot helped undress the worker. 🙂

Certified sus moment

@@Randoenigma remind me to never think of this again

Probably romantic if anything.

@@Flour-4 continue thinking of this information

Imagine if he'd accidentally came out naked because he lost his undies when jumping/rolling out! I mean, the possibility for this to happen was huge!

miristtotallw 💀💀💀LOL-

Kine Draws furry vore

Wish I had his confidence

Imagine being in a giant costume with a person and start undressing. the sexual tension within that costume would be greater than that of 50 shades of gray

That would be so funny XD

I agree that would be Hilarious! 😂😂😂

Holy shit that would be cool lmfao

That would have been #EPIC

the kids would have been screaming and cryibg LMAO

JOJO REFERENCE????NO? OK:(

Thats What Old Joseph Says when Jotaro bring his grandfather to life again and ask that question

Lol yes it does

Yea

Yes

I broke your 666 likes :D

@@imanueltristanchelo3368 :D

Theres an episode of R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour based on this premise. Horrified me as a kid

The chances kf dje of aiismf ies no wjt

@@VaxzaLimeIsCoolAre you okay? Did you have a stroke while typing that?

Literally

Indeed

So you have chosen nudity?