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My mom looked over saw albert and said”hes got some nice hair”

"I'm chaotic neutral" "I'm the bad good" "I'm good in a cruel world" "I'm basically Satan"

"I don't stand for bullying unless I'm doing it." - Albert 2020

"If I suffer for one second, you suffer for a thousand years." -Albert

“Flamingo is so mean to his fans” Fans: It is an honor to be trolled by flamingo!

When Albert can’t kill anyone: “This game actually sucks” When Albert can kill someone: “This is the best game I’ve ever played”

It's so wholesome to see Albert be happy about something.

The song that Albert didn't recognise is called Flamingo - Felipe [Official Orchestra Video] by Flamingo Vevo made 5 years ago hope this helped! time stamp for the song: 3:32

“I don’t stand for boolying unless I’m the one doing it.” The entirety of the flamingo channel in one sentence.

Flamingo: "I hate earthworm Sally And the full version is never coming out" Everyone: "Its treason then"

Pay respect to that man who never gave up

Albert: *joins game* Everyone: *sends him friend requests for days* Albert: -_-

“I want to fully experience- okay that’s a lot to experience up there..”

Flamingo in literally any roblox game: *Are there guns in this game*

The only thing that is keeping me from being depressed is these videos

3 years later we still don’t have it

"I don't stand for bullying, unless I do it" Wow, so true albert

“I don’t stand for bully unless I bully” Just picture you being bullied in school. They’re kicking you, and saying horrible things. Calling you names. All of a sudden, Albert comes up. He brutally pushes them aside. He gives this whole speech about how bullying isn’t okay. They stop, but continue to stand there. Albert turns to you, and continues hurling insults at you and bullying you. LOL

"I dont stand for bullying unless im doing it" Ive never heard anything more truer in life

TO PEOPLE WHO PLAY THIS GAME: If somebody bombs you, you can click/tap the red button on the bomb and it defuses it.

"Hey, if you're using that face, change your face!" *Mirio sweating profusely*

"I don't stand for bullying unless I do it" -Albert

"Quarantine server " Got me cracking up on the ground 😂

"I probably shouldn't have put the bomb there" when it explodes Albert just laughs

one of my favorite parts about flamingo is he'll troll and laugh about it, but when he thinks he goes too far he actually feels bad

Flamingo: I will bring back the earthworm sally song Literally everyone: YES

"i dont stand for bulling unless i do it" ~flamingo 2020

3:14 idk why its funny just watching those flamingo carts all go at the same time- 😂

Albert when he pressed the button: "DIE" When someone does it to him: "OH MY GOD STOP"

flamingo: *screams* Jacksepticeye: *are you challenging me?*

Albert: I'm making us popcorn! me: **is currently eating popcorn**

This man deserves more subscribers than any UKpostsr that trolls. And kaden is very cool

albert: "i dont care how many animals you murdered." "YOU CAN'T IMPRESS ME"

no one: albert: you CAN drown a fish by covering its gills, *dont ask how i knew that.*

My therapist: It's ok Cleetus with his mouth open is not real he can't hurt you *Cleetus with his mouth open:*

absolutely love your vids albert, they're really good for background noise while grinding the new salmon run rotation (currently writing this during the first all grizzco rotation in splatoon 3, it's a BLAST so far)

I really like the thumbnail were 2 people are on a cart ride loving each other which is cute until they go into Cleetus and they scream at the top of their lungs. It's an interesting thumbnail.

Nobody: "Cart ride into sunscreen eater"

someguy got inspired of your vid that i jion someone is already trolling it was the funniest moment of my life😂

lol i just realised you made this video on my birthday last year

“ seriously I don’t remember that song “ Me: cries in earthworm *

“There’s earth worm sally!” Me: *hold up that’s whale man-*

9:28 attack of titan be like

Flamingo: aw I feel really bad. Other times when he does the same thing: BAHAHAHA!

9:50 Satan: "Say goodbye" Flamingo: **Chuckles**

''my fish drowned'' me: *vietnam flashbacks of him saying that his sister's fish drowned*

”I don’t stand for bullying, exept if i do it” my new favorite quote

I love when Noobs just go to Cart Ride games and wanna go vroom vroom.

“I am chaotic neutral.” Also Albert: *I’m basically the devil.*

The Normal Kids: In quarantine i play games The Weird one: i LiKe To WiNk At ChEeSe

It has been 1 year since this was uploaded. Beautiful.

"Why are you winking at cheese thats so wierd"made me laugh so much

"I'M A GOOD UN A CRUEL WORLD!!" **Says he's basically Satan two seconds later**

Normal fan: *knows that Albert kills his fans* Fake fans: Albert don’t kill your fans

11:29 "I FEEL TERRIBLE" No you don't! I know that you don't! And I support that!

"don't kill your fans" Everyone: THAT FANS A SPY!!!

“Don’t kill your fans’” *That person is obviously a fake fan. What a booly*

Admin idea: make a portal that people will walk into which leads them to a copy of the map but change a few parts to red. Make another portal in a different area of the copied map leading you to an even weirder map and repeat the process until the world is completely distorted. Once the player is there, tell them “There is no escape.” And then put them through endless torture. Like so Albert can see

8:15 he really put the pop in popcorn

6:35 epic clip of flamingo hanging himself and casually talking about when he will die

Nobody: Flamingo: screams, screams again, and never gets tired of screaming HOW DOES HE NOT HURT HIS THROATTT

"I am making us popcorn" A few seconds later: *BOOM* Cart turns into pieces "Our food is done!"

The Start:me:Flamgo Cart Ride Flamgo:ok

I was so intrigued to this video that I almost burned down my kitchen🧍‍♂️

"I don't stand for bullying unless I'm doing it" - Albert 2020

*We all know that there's going to be one person watching who was in this game that's now screaming about it because they died.*

flamingo: "I FEEL TERRIBLE" also flamingo: smiling when he says that

Albert: “I’m not a bad guy!” Also Albert: “I’m basically the devil.”

Flamingo: We can win this Also Flamingo: No, we can't

AlbertsStuff: Adult swim Flamingo: Cartoon Network

Albert: I’m not bad Albert five seconds after: I am basically the devil

Flamingo:if you have that face you are a phychopath Me:wait I only play cart ride games to troll the 1 year olds?i’m a psychopath I’m supposed to wear that?

Nobody: Bots: “It’s time to shine”

7:17 is so funny “what a lovely couple” *just sticks onto the cart like he’s invisible and apart of the cart* lol like totally normal XD

Video idea: make a cart ride game, when everybody is on the track, unanchor everything. Idea 2: make a cart ride game then make a spawn for people who play the game and a spawn for yourself, then ride a cart in the direction the other people are supposed to go and see what they do before you crash into each other.

People: “Fun Fact: You haven’t finished the video yet.” Me watching in x2 speed: “I like your funny words magic man.”

Albert: everybody hates me rn His fans including me: aight guys we attack at dawn

I love how he knows that we don't get offended when he annoys us it means irs his way of showing love

Flamgo: IM GOOD IN A CREWL WORLD!! Also flamgo:im like the devil

Albert is such an original person, and he is not afraid to do whatever he wants. I look up to people like that. He’s funny, but he truly has a heart!

Making people rage quit when they've gotten so far into the game, spawn killing them repeatedly when they have done nothing, not tollareting booling unless it's by you.... the definition of Albert, gods personal angel :) .

"But still" Drools aggressively

1:44 I’m coming off the raillls-James 2018

Nobody: Bots: THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I GOT ROBUX NSNDJSJSSK

Albert: I'm a good in a cruel world 10 seconds later....... Albert: im the devil

The Junkbot Raid Was Awesome To Watch Flamingo

Was watching this with my 3 year old nephew and now I have to make popcorn cause Albert brang it up

i notice something Albert dont get mad if you see it anyways Albertsstuff: Adult swim Flamingo: cartoon network

Flamingo: *you can't drown a fish if you just cover its gills* Also flamingo: *don't ask how I know that* Me: :thonking:

Song in background :I like felipe ... Why won't you stay...With me ..We could be so free! Flamingo : Is this fan made? Me : *Remember the video called "Trying to make somebody a Roblox Celebrity"

Some random person: My fish drowned Albert: *You can drown a fish if you just cover its gills*

If we go inside flamingo Can’t we read his mind? Is he thinking about... Felipe the hot babe?! I didn’t think this would get near 300 likes but ok

Flamingo: doesn’t scream in his videos anymore Everyone: sad noises

I love how the black guy kept tryna mess him up for like ten halfs of the way then all of a sudden he gets buff amd flips the cart

2:08 I like the way he said "You look like a psychopath"

The fact that he says “I’m eating chocolate and I’m not gonna stop” literally kills me in laughter

idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see Copy and paste this so albert can see credit: Domenico Florentio this isnt mine

I would not be mad you are like my favorite youtubed

Flamingo: why are you winking at cheese Me: kink