Sooooo funny!! Was that 5x's? 😅

"Why do I keep waking up in the sky?!"

thats some amazing sh*t

It was 4x power off 😅🤣😂

and they had to blur her exposed vagina, that girl wild

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that can't be good for your brain.

Press '9' on your keyboard and the video jumps straight to the launch point of that clip :)

Staged. Just about everyone on Earth has done the 'pretend to pass out on the slingshot' by now 😐

tf?@@NetFlexTV.

*HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA*

You beat me, literally came here to comment this lol

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​@@MyranosI heard that in the car's voice as I read it

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Looks like the screaming makes you pass out quicker, amirite?

They were bearly moving the last few times

Guys yooooo

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

They listened and they learned. Respect.

Lord the compilations with narrators are SO BAD lol.

You don't mean anything you're saying. You're just trying to get as many likes as possible so your comment goes to top and you can get a view clicks for your crappy UKposts channel.

Oh no, he will be executed shorty

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I swear, I’ve seen this channel feature accidents that look like it would be a miracle if anyone survived. Meanwhile, we are assured that no one was harmed.

1:51 I would rather have wished to have read “no one was harmed” here.

Insurance companies don’t cover porch falls because they claim American porches are inherently negligent because the builder intentionally installed it while safer options such as the European or Antarctic porches are available.

​@@drunkentraincare to elaborate upon the differences in the porch designs?

​@@twilightsparkle75 In France, it's not a question of design but of mandatory standards, and our porches in France aren't much different from the porches on American houses, though. In France, as homeowners or tenants, we are required to have what is known as a multirisques habitation insurance policy with third-party cover for damage to yourself or another person. If you fall on your house because of a slippery porch and you're not injured, nothing will happen. However, the civil cover may come into play if you're injured, but as in France hospital treatment is almost free for everyone, this cover will not come into play.

@@twilightsparkle75 Sure. My understanding is that unlike virtually all other countries, the US regulations require multiple coats of polyurethane to any step or ledge constructed after 1972. If you see anyone in the US slip in such places, it was either constructed prior to 1972 or it is subject to at least one code violation. Exactly which ones and what penalties the property owner is subject to depends on the city and/or county the porch is located in. Also, if you see someone slip on a porch outside of the United States or any of its territories, then that means it was sprayed illegally with the same polyurethane compound mentioned before. This would be due to negligent porchmen during installation or hooligans.

@@drunkentrain well you got the first half right no we don't insure porch falls. businesses are covered for it inherently and claim no responsibility for a customer falling down their porch should they have one homeowners and business owners are not responsible for others falling unless in the business case it is clearly and undeniably the business's fault. this is to cover the asses of most bar's and pubs whose customers are most likely to be drunk when exiting the premises. in the case of the home owner the only people who should be ideally able to fall are, the home owner, family/friends and delivery people or others doing work on the house the last two of which ideally have health coverage for such scenarios. it has nothing to do with how the porch is built or its style. its just covered under a different system. that being health care.

Okay, so I'm not the only one who heard it 😆

😂 I was going to make the same comment but I saw yours😂

Hahaha oh yeeeah. I wasn't the only one hearing that

It was actually "Are you okayyyy???"

And their crotch would be blurred.

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I think I really believe the one at 1:39. Which is rare.

"Only a little harmed"

Define "harmed". Change it to "no one was permanently maimed".

She’s thinking about being a grinch

LMFAO

Bonus points if they're carrying a McDonalds bag and the food goes flying.

@@Artofficial1986 Followed by a uuuuuh, I'm OK...

Obese american is a redundancy

No, it's boring.

Nahhh watching fat people slip and fall is boring af

it is james corden

lol good one

Because they found a new way to do that , clips from China , years ago they never use video clip from China like there's no such country on this planet.

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There's a smashed car with blue tarp already in driveway. She might want to take the motorbike training course. Good training in a safe environment.

@@jbranche8024 she should sell it and buy something 300 pounds lighter

I know. Its hysterical. The clong bonk as he goes headfirst over the handlebars and the scooter lands on top of him, he practically does a full 360 flip. Then gets up and wonders how it happened! I bet he was black and blue and in pain for weeks after that....

What was it that actually made it flip?🤔

The thin metal grates. There is a drain running in a row. Each section has a grid cover. He hits it with the front wheel, the grate drops the wheel through as it moves, jamming forward motion. He goes over the handle bars as the stationary wheel is now a rotating pivot point. Its basic physics. A good example of the law of inertia, that states things in motion, tend to stay in motion. Just not they way he expected when he got on his crappy scooter...

Or simply build houses with barrier-free entrances, like we Europeans do.

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shut up

Try crying about it, cupcake

That kid was running beside the dog,

the girl was not riding the dog . she was ran over by the dog slow down the video and you can see clearly when the dog ran her over?

There's no way he wasn't injured. You can hear him screaming in pain, and the way he's lying there doesn't look healthy either.

I agree. As funny as it may be, it gets repetitive and predictable after a while. Some editors of FailArmy really must have a fetish for people slipping and falling on porch steps that they use them so often. 🤣

6:49

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"No one was harmed"

Some of FailArmy's editors really seem to have a fetish for people slipping and falling on porch stairs. 🤣