Bots

emphasis on the hard

that’s 6 bot comments

So many bots goddamn

So many bots

I would watch that video

Studies have shown that chewing gum helps improve focus so I would assume that snacking/eating can help one to stay focused, but you know what they say about assumptions. Related food fact; drinking tends to calm emotions. Next time you realize you're getting a bit too heated, take a sip of water. It also works if you're too exited or too sad.

Agreed. I would immediately be suspicious as to why my m&ms were all one color. xD

@@neolithiumproduction I guess unless it was Valentine's Day and they had the all green bags in stores XD

That and listening to music

I think that's on UKposts guidelines.

I mean I would rather talk about cannibals then birds and bees

I mean hey he won't get demonetised

Also Matpat: Making videos on "Luigi's green pipe"

Bro doesn't want to get demonitized

LMAO that's exactly what i said

I feel like we've gotten so used to the cutout that the original photo just looks... off

It is the original picture, but it just doesn't feel right to look...

Ronnie is in that photo. 💚

@@JanbluTheDerg Sameee

That’s what I was thinking too. Maybe more colors = more mental stimulation = more “arousal”

i was thinking the same thing, many colors is more visually stimulating than plain color candy, i'm pretty sure that's why m&m's and skittles are so colorful in first place

Taste the rainbow!

Especially if you threw in some of the less common colors. I can still remember how hyped blue M&M's were when they were introduced into the mix.

@@brandonprater4613 Oh yeah that was exciting.

LOL

Green M&Mussy 🥵

@@someguy8365 (this is hilarious) never say that again. Never. (That was funny)

Yah this came first to my mind

@@someguy8365 red m&mussy 😳

or that chocolate is an aphrodisiac

That’s interesting

Good idea!

They are, what makes them slippery is the liquid inside them, when you squeeze them a super small amount of oily liquid gets released The slipperiest peel is mango peel

It's pretty well established they've killed quite a few people but if you're asking I assume younger people don't know

Myth busters actually had an episode with this!

All of the replies being bots lol

YES YES HES

Yassssssssssss

Aye

Four bots on one comment F

thats disgusting

i've never heard of that in my life, also smarties are only similar to m&ms in looks they're two very seperate sweets

@@Dkarm26 not US Smarties (which are called Rockets elsewhere). Outside of the US Smarties are candy-coated chocolates, like M&Ms, only flatter and wider.

@@jamesedgar4099 I forgot that others don’t think smarties are the chocolate thank you for reminding me

@@Dkarm26 not really. They are both chocolate with a crunchy shell with colours

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I feel sorry for all the boys 😢

So many bots in the comments

Bot day

how about cricket...not all of europe plays it (pretty much only uk and surrounding regions) but it's there no?

@@ameyaachivukula Yeah it's there but we don't use it as a metaphor, I think Rounders is more our equivalent to baseball but we don't use that either. We just don't really use sports themed metaphors, or at least not commonly.

@@ameyaachivukula cricket is popular on the UK, Australia, new Zealand,the West Indies, Africa and South africa and some other parts of Europe and other island nations - enough that there are significant national teams that compete.

@@ameyaachivukula cricket is technically "popular" but go up to a random person on the street and most of them wouldn't have watched cricket ever, it's more popular in south asian countries than here

einlochen wie beim Golfen

Actually laughed out loud with this one.

Lol

I just opened a pack of skittles as I read this

Ok, but why does your teacher know how children's tears taste😶 Hello internet, welcome to teacher theory!

do children tears taste different from other tears?

so true

How about your search history? Dream stan.

@@Squad_Beaker69 trust me it's better if we don't know

Pretty similar to your average author, I suppose

Fair

I hope that's true. That'd be hilarious.

@@bluelfsuma I doubt only because it seems too good to be true. I'd love if it was though.

@@raymondtillotson6985 it probably is considering theres a bot in your comments with no dad

Ayo don’t forget the brown m&m

yeah exactly i didnt think there was a equivalent either. i think america is just weird. also wtf are those other spam comments above me?

@@Bluberyline827 welcome to youtube. we have a fuckload of bots

well done you have won a jackpot of getting 2 bot comments under your comment how does that make you feel

i just finished high school and the closes thing i ever saw was people making finger gestures to each others or making weird signs

Mexican here. Never heard about it with. I just love green as a color, so I happened to prefer the green ones over the rest.

As someone who is never in the loop about anything this terrifies me

Hi

Oh boy I bet that has led to a bunch of awkward situations Unless you gave them a bag full of green m&ms.... but that might be too much for some

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I don't believe it

Ikr

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same

Let’s be honest we all hate these scam links

Same here

@Thank me later 🅥 Youre **LITERALLY ONE OF THE BOTS**

hello there, fellow aussie

Same here, and I was just like hey I go to that University nice!

gday fellow aussie.

“MelboRn” 🤮

Kinda like a town where I live is spelled S E N O I A, and everyone says Sih-noy-uh. The pronunciation is Suh-noy. Tmyk

What’s sad is that I think a lot of people misinterpreted that fact back in the day, because “no brown M&Ms” has since become a trope establishing that a character is a diva, despite Van Halen having *genuine concern for his life* if something went wrong.

@@ChanceTheBrony AND THE FANS, my god Eddie didn't want to blow up the fans! An amp alone can cause a serious fire.

that is honestly a genius way to test how dedicated they are

@@ChanceTheBrony Exactly. It seems like a ridiculous request, because it _was._ It was a single, strange, completely arbitrary request stuck in the middle of a list of provisions to catch the kind of people who either didn't read the list fully, or would cut corners they didn't see as important.

This kind of has the same energy as that one gag from Wayne's World 2 where Del tells a story about getting Ozzy Osbourne 1000 brown m&ms

You just gave me Froot Loop flashbacks!

Sure sounds legit. Just looking at the mixed bowl in the video makes my obsessively compulsive side feel happy and satisfied. 😊

Ok cool?

I like your suggestion in regards to bacteria growth and don't have an answer about that, but here's a fun fact: sour milk won't make you sick. Sure, once it's gone sour and curdled it's disgusting, that's definitely the suggested point at which you should probably stop trying to drink it. But drinking sour milk won't give you food poisoning or anything like that.

@@Oberkiller probably a bad stomach ace, and force you to hug the toilet lol

I’m definitely interested in an episode on this. I will drink milk more than a month “expired” as long as it smells fine and has no chunks 🤷‍♀️

sell by is just the average shelf life of the product, it cam go bad sooner or after that date

@@Oberkiller just a tummy ache and some botulism

LMFAO

No- stop-

Lmao gold comment

Not on this video

😭no...

This is one of the most understated and misunderstood things in pop science. Placebo reactions are a massive part of everyone's daily life, and they significantly impact our quality of life. The whole reason you give a placebo pill in the identical shape and color, in the exact same way, to a control group in a medical study, is because the expectation of the thing can, in part or in full, be causal to the thing. We don't want a medicine to just be better than nothing, we want it to be better than our perceptions can manipulate. A lot of folks think of the word as bad or dirty. It gets a lot of attention when something gets deemed to be "no more effective than a placebo," and folks who use or do those things don't respond well to being told the benefits they experience aren't real. The thing is, they probably are getting benefits. Like, if you grew up with your parents telling you that orange juice makes you better when you're feeling sick, you are very likely to actually get better. No joke, it frequently shortens your recovery and blunts your symptoms if you believe that. But we know for a fact that there are zero objective benefits from drinking orange juice compared to water and a few calories. How can those two things both be true? Because we don't actually deal with objective reality as much as we think we do. That's what science means when it mentions placebos. Your brain can take information and make your body do a bunch of things that don't seem like they should be possible. Those reactions are frequently belief based, and they do meaningfully help. They just aren't universal to every human. This is really just the tip of this iceberg. If it occurred to you that negative things could happen in the same way, you're absolutely right. And the sheer number of things a placebo reaction can do are not presently calculable. But it's a lot, and the differences are significant.

Good point

Green is my favorite color must mean I'm constantly thinking of 👏 🍑 which I'll neither confirm nor deny without my Lawyer present

This world is rapidly passing away and I hope that you repent and take time to change before all out disaster occurs! Belief in messiah alone is not enough to grant you salvation - Matthew 7:21-23, John 3:3, John 3:36 (ESV is the best translation for John 3:36) if you believed in Messiah you would be following His commands as best as you could. If you are not a follower of Messiah I would highly recommend becoming one. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life - Revelation 3:20. Contemplate how the Roman Empire fulfilled the role of the beast from the sea in Revelation 13 over the course of 1260+ years. Revelation 17 confirms that the beast is in fact Rome. From this we can conclude that A) Jesus is the Son of God and can predict the future or make it happen, B) The world leaders/nations/governments etc have been conspiring together for the last 3000+ years going back to Babylon and before, C) History as we know it is fake. You don't really need to speculate once you start a relationship with God. Can't get a response from God? Fasting can help increase your perception and prayer can help initiate events. God will ignore you if your prayer does not align with His purpose (James 4:3) or if you are approaching Him when "unclean" (Isaiah 1:15, Isaiah 59:2, Micah 3:4). Stop eating food sacrificed to idols (McDonald's, Wendy's etc) stop glorifying yourself on social media or making other images of yourself (Second Commandment), stop gossiping about other people, stop watching obscene content etc. Have a blessed day!

@@Werewolf914 WHY

Only with three comments lol

Same here!!

Me too! It would be so much fun to be a part of this

RIGHT?? Same here! I've lived through and loved the totality of all 3 Theory Channels for as long as I can remember, always excited to have MatPat at the very top of my recommended feed! Honestly, having grown up with MatPat as such an idol has really shaped the way I think and view the world, and it would be such an honor to get to partake in even just a single experiment with them!! Guess we'll have to see what they've got planned for the future!

So I'm just curious since not a lot of folks have answered, do you guys have any sort of euphemism for different levels of intimacy? Not necessarily sports related ones but just some other sort of family friendly way of referencing s*x?

@@oluwatimahwise6859 at least in Poland...nope

@@oluwatimahwise6859 As another German I’m pretty sure we don’t have stuff like that or it could have just went over my head when I was younger

@@oluwatimahwise6859 nah, it's more 1st and 2nd date that is emphasized. 1st base is generally thrown out in favour of talking about it directly as in crushes, perceived flirting, describing the intimacy directly.

@@oluwatimahwise6859 hard question because in theory: yes The problem is, we love sayings So for example if we we want to say someone is imagining the worst outcome one could say "you are painting the devil on the wall" And we have a lot of these So basically yes we have sayings with family friendly words for having s*x, but they've become normalized in the way that they aren't family friendly anymore (And also not quite sports related)

Cool. That would be an interesting theory.

I also think smaller individual bags or single packs of any treat (personal sized candy bars/bags, single server pastries or snack cakes, etc) taste better. I think it’s to entice us to buy the bigger packs 😂

that would be a cool theory

@@TannerWombat I think that happens because due to the smaller portion, you enjoy them more. It's like the FT episode about left vs right twix bars

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Chad Europeans vs Beta Americans

straightforward people are awesome, and im all about it

social nuances are a pain :P

@@minm4234 I mean. I can certainly do forward, but I tried being straight for the first 18 years of my life. It's not for me.

I never really got the base things for what was what outside of homerun. Lol

i'm gonna be honest, i think you overcomplicated it. i don't think most people associate a full bowl of multi color m&m's with a party, but moreso a doctor's office. also idk if the scarcity part makes sense? realistically, one would think, "hmm, they're all one color, so clearly someone grabbed a fuckton of m&m's bags and kept only some colors." i think even i'm overcomplicating it. no hate btw, i just like debating theories

@@erilopez9564 How a doctors office? What a great doctor you may have but I would think I would a associate a full bowl of m&ms with a party

@@wqrw1290 because it's one of those "officey" type of things. bowl of m&m's or a bowl of tootsie rolls or whatever cheap treat. whereas at a party there's... alcohol? never been to a party with a bowl of m&m's lol

@@erilopez9564 I've never been to a business with candy bowls. And every party I can remember going to has had m&m's or some other bowl of candy.

Hi I didn’t know you watched the theories

Botfest, it gets so annoying...

@Thank me later 🅥 even the bot has to respect the guy 😂

Omg you changed your pfp. I’m going to miss the reminder of that guy from fairy tail that I can’t even remember his name

Of course you’re here

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Sad, 3 bots on 1 video, i might try that whit my crush tho

@@gmg6863 your done for if she's seen this tho

@@3man3 fr, lets hope she doesnt open this comment section :)

@@gmg6863 goodluck bossman

@don't be surprised Imagine being a comment bot

Blame the algorithm :/

This is youtube's fault tbh

I raise you the FNAF ARG. Well not everybody in the community's fault it definitely escalated to a very arguably immature level what with the disruption of multiple businesses in that area to a point where Matt Pat had to step in and tell everybody to stop

For the money, man. For the money.

Hello bots.

lets be honest: we hate bots!

He's not saying it so it's technically legal

@@MysteryMusic512 they have been on every single comment

Yeah same, literally just on my way down to comment lmao

He also played Austin Powers, so why not just say “randy” lol

A UKpostsr got stroked for saying he liked grapes so i wouldn't take chances

I was also about to comment the same!

I think they are just having fun with the idea of not being able to use the most common word

Someone's really unlucky with bots. But, yeah, I agree.

Here in the UK we used the word scored as an equivalent metaphor to a home run, which is a Football Thing.

@@orionhardy I didn't know that. And I live there.

I think it was something to do with the blue colouring making kids more hyper due to it being a drug or something... not too sure tho

Agreed. It's rather funny bcs in Finland we do have baseball (even though it's not the same as the American, but anyways) and we still don't use baseball vocab for this purpose. Ice hockey is more popular, of course, but we don't use that either.

Still can't wrap my brain around it

I just don't see it

1:44

Ppp

the uncandy valley 😏

My theory is that people find the green M&M mascot hot

I feel like that's more color psychology as opposed to color theory. Color theory is which colors for together and things like that, lol

???

XD

“The green ones make me 😈”

That's a cool hypothesis

Personally I believe it’s this mixed with us all previously having knowledge that it’s supposed to be mix, and therefor that it’s strange to be monochrome. If it was any other candy out there that comes in one color, it wishing face the same Issues. Then again, I’m not a fan of multicolored foods in the first place. So you might be more inline with the world for all I know.

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Uh

Was looking for a comment from a european, was curious if you guys had the metaphor but referred more towards cricket even though it’s not quite the same but probably most similar sport to baseball

@@luketruitt8150 Nah, we don't bother with anything like that

@@luketruitt8150 nobody actually plays cricket.

your profile picture literally looks like a green m&m

@@y00uzu bruhhhhh

W suggestion

Didn't he just connect with a competitive eating champ through Mr Beast? We could see how long it takes to eat an entire horse 🤣

Don't think a human could even physically do that, because the number of calories in a FULL HORSE would be way too high no matter how hungry you are.

@@RGC_animation i dunno, i think it depends on the kind of horse we are talking about, because there are some breeds that are really small, like 3 or 4 feet high

@@woteveruk1 even a pig is too much

actually it's not. it only boosts your mood, not your libido.

Sorry to break it to you, theres no such thing as an aphrodisiac, its all in your head making stuff up.

no, chocolate is the "feels good in your mouth" aphrodisiac. not the "make you want to have s--" aphrodisiac.

bro

Nahhhh 🥴

Words of champions

Bro why 😭

STOP XD