The difference between a blood god and a traumatised child

The duality of man (and a child)

hi

i work really hard and i never get recognition i just want to ask you to see my channel i know your gonna go hate cause am self promoting but give me a chance and not a bad self promoter i do good content

@@ZiadGomaa2009 haha no

And no

@@ajacks4460 k

Haha i think more like: *poke poke* *techno menacing turning* *Kskfekdoosos AHHHHHH RUN*

Afk techno is like a wall. Except said wall is covered in spikes lmao

Fax. That slow head turn gave me chills.

*_dare to stay at the same coordinate as me you poorful human_*

siamese salamander lmao

You dare to even speak to me you drizzling drop out

But techno nice to ranboo

You dare feel more superior to me!!!

*your free trial of breathing in that coordinate has expired!*

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@@voltzxd530 3:43

got me good xD

Its funny before meeting techno he has to put all of his stuff away cuz he knows he might get killed

That’s litterally foolish from him

His name just said it all

Technoblade: so you have chosen death...

i work really hard and i never get recognition i just want to ask you to see my channel i know your gonna go hate cause am self promoting but give me a chance and not a bad self promoter i do good content

hi am not a bot

Mmmmm cave spiders

As you can see technoblade is trying to figure out what to do

I just ruined ur 69 likes

@@lideinekok4011 you monster

Idk man he always seems scary. Its just something about him

He said somebody gifted Techno, but yea he’s still watching

is this a Terraria reference

I hate to be that guy, but techno is not the blood god. That is Khorne. Techno serves him by spilling blood. Hence the phrase "blood for the blood god".

@@drdoofus3173 Huh. The more ya know...

@@drdoofus3173 yeah thanks for saying, I've seen a lot of people with that misinterpretation.

Where is this from

@@justa12yearoldsock33 A video series about a orc named Odgrub in Skyrim.

Damn...What a Chad quote my guy.

From a man only fluent in the language of violence, silence is praise indeed.

Ikr we are very poetic

Timestamp?

here 3:45

That is so terrifying lmao ngl

hi

i work really hard and i never get recognition i just want to ask you to see my channel i know your gonna go hate cause am self promoting but give me a chance and not a bad self promoter i do good content

You can only afk for 10.5 mins before getting kicked from a server

@@skylercloud3077 moving the head of your character, eating, punching or just jumping is enough to reset the afk timer

@@jylleperez509 dsmp probably doesnt have that settings

@@ceremians it's actually part of the anticheat system they use, which somehow makes striders fly and boats make you immortal. I have the same anticheat set up in a server

@@jylleperez509 ah ok

He is afking for around like 30 min reading a book he said that in one of his vods

He does sub at the end lmao

I mean I won't be surprised if someday he suddenly admits that he has 15 monitors monitoring every live smp member and 50 goons reporting him every tweets they made on discord or something

@@Num2OuO that's an accurate representation of his possible freetime , but sadly he just got 2nd screen.

@@Num2OuO lmao he does every stream I swear he joins to say something on someone stream the leaves

Your pfp describes my reaction to when he slowly turned his head

i work really hard and i never get recognition i just want to ask you to see my channel i know your gonna go hate cause am self promoting but give me a chance and not a bad self promoter i do good contentlmfao is creepy

@@ZiadGomaa2009 All self promoters are bad self promoters.

@@ZiadGomaa2009 your a self promoter smh

@@ZiadGomaa2009 cuz "It was never meant to be"

"He dodged so fast we couldn't see him move!"

Yea it happened to Hannah except techno wasn’t at his computer and Hannah was still terrified of him lol

@@kaileycole9255 i need to see it

No i would not just go to his chests and take wood😂

He is a god

He is the blood god

We don't say "blood for the blood god" for nothing, you know?

The semi demi god

Its a SCP

"Who starts a war at 3 am?" Tommy: *"OH BOY 3 AM!"*

FoolishG: "lets go bug Technoblade instead, much safer."

It was a gifted sub, meaning someone gifted a sub to techno

@@Bruinklein how does that work?

@@rexysmile there's an option on Twitch that let's you gift sub to anyone, when you gift them a sub it still shows that they "subscribed" themselves in the notifs even if it's a gifted sub :D

@@Bruinklein I still don't understand 1. If someone gift techno a sub, how did Foolish get the notifs instead of technoblade 2. Techno is not a Twitch streamer why would someone do that

That's a line that no one and I mean NO ONE should cross.

There exists a timeline in this universe where techno-blade can become techno-chan.

@@raven4899 truly we are living in the worst timeline, where techno-chan isnt a thing

I have seen technoblade comment on an Attack on titan parody video

@@noisyguest5249 Do you remember what video? Can you link it?

Yeah it is terrifying, but he sounds like that one kid that always wants to be your friend but just ended up getting annoying with all of the harassment.

And slap in the face with an axe

@@lemon._.thecat957 A MENACING SLAP IN THE FACE WITH AN AXE

He BONK'd him

Imagine He was using the steering wheel lol

I wonder if he does this irl, lol.

I can already feel the awkward conversation that is gonna happen... Especially with technos single word responses

@@johnjosephpableo7459 'yap' 'mhm' 'mm' 'k' 'heh'

nice

i work really hard and i never get recognition i just want to ask you to see my channel i know your gonna go hate cause am self promoting but give me a chance and not a bad self promoter i do good content

@@ZiadGomaa2009 I'll check it out

Canon lives* but yes :)

Thank you I have bad grammar ;-;

that would be too OP, i say he would just have 1 extra canon life so instead of 3 Foolish has 4

@@mastershifu8680 No worries ! :)

@@Elamskii nah I think to be fair he should just have 3 life everyone but just in general you would expect to him to not be able to die because he is a totem lmao. but yeah as you said too op

He met technoblade in game, what are you trying to say

The definition of meet is to interact with someone u don't know-

@@bugchem5746 not possibly meet someone you know, maybe just meet a random squirrel

Maybe what this guy meant by meet is IRL meet?

I thought this was tentacle hentai wth

thank you, scrolled way to far to find someone else who noticed. "how do these chests have everything but wood?" *has mouse on a stack of signs*

That's not true, snowballs only ever did knockback with the addition of the spigot or bukkit plugins that virtually every major server uses. Snowball knockback has never been vanilla in any version, it's just a extremely common plugin feature.

I think it’s because of netherite it blocks all knockback

@@Lillyhoves No it doesn't, netherite only reduces knockback by 10% per +1 knockback resistance. It's because snowballs do not deal knockback to players without a plugin, most plugins add it though so most multiplayer servers which need plugins to function have snowballs that deal knockback.

@@drugsarenotcool7325 oh I didn’t know

Sus ngl

It's funny ngl-

Pog ngl

ngl

idk ngl

You should see when ponk kills afk techno, there are millions more spiders

I'm surprised they didn't start taking damage

Well that would help the death problem as long as he's alive at least

That really irked me...

That kinda pissed me off ngl

What if foolishG revived technoblade on the execution day???

8:49 needs more attention too

i do, MEMORIESSS

www.twitch.tv/foolish__gamers

he streams on yt as well I think

Anyone hear

Same