Lmbo

😂😂😂

he would be a terrible room mate.

😂😂

Disclaimer: "don't try this at ... ISS!"

I've seen others try it and it seems worthless.

Astronaut Ice Cream is a marketing gimmick. Ice Cream NEVER travels well, under ANY circumstances. Go for the Space Ramen instead.

@Ank Musico they did on the first succesful Apollo mission

@@chuggon7595 First of all, the Astronaut Ice Cream is indeed a marketing gimmick, if you didn't notice, he said several times that they can not have food items that crumbles, and the "astronaut" ice cream is freeze dried ice cream, which means that it's a crumble fest. If they are to have ice cream in space, it has to be ordinary ice cream, which he also mentioned that they had in a "fridge" I think he meant freezer though.

I actually find the freeze dried ice cream to be quite good.

I love this comment lol

Who tf is the admin who gave me 300 pouches of asparagus!?

Cut to Mike with empty packs of shrimp cocktail floating around him

Lot of dot switching

Michelle Ingram I wonder how much of his fellow astronauts’ weight loss is attributable to his dot switching, if he actually gained weight 😂

@@JacquelineUnderwood Haha if Had been there I eoukd have had a fight with him . I hate people touching my food😝😝😝

Michelle Ingram sounds like he was good enough to avoid detection though 😂 I’m actually really impressed that he managed to snitch that much food, as I’d assume astronauts lose an average of a couple pounds of muscle mass and bone weight.

@@JacquelineUnderwood I know they usually are strict & monitor everyone. I would have loved to have seen him get caught in the act.

Replying so that you can know your likes

I know a bigger flex.

What is it?

No one like this again it’s a 969.

@@joshuapittman4663 ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ not anymore

they prolly do that with a crossfader and a soundboard to add the dramatic sound effect, too.

because its a bunch of crap, they are actors. Seriously, they are always acting like its a joke or add funny things to keep the sheeps mind active. The only thing nasa sent in space is your imagination.

You can’t get ‘pizza’ how ironic you would make such a reference. Now where is the science with all the money you spent. No we get endless videos of people eating, doing summersaults and idiots playing with water. Get the fuc£ out of here. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

​@@sergiolandz6056 I am doing research on conspiracy theorist. What is your age and education level?

so unnecessary

Well, he is an FBI, full-blooded Italian. Italian food is amazing!

isnt the topic `food in space`?

I was thinking he is an Italian the way he looks and speaks, he should check his bloodline and see.

@@anandygittens268 in a article it said he took the flag Sicily on his first space mission

@@bransonjallim2620 beautiful to know thank you for the info much appreciated.

haha, perfectly put!

lmaoo

"In space, it's different" 🗿

I laughed so hard at this. 😂

Actually it's his own Spaceman superpower, the whole planet shifts 90 degrees when he says "In space it's different".

It ain't that bad. But I've eaten MREs, my standards are low.

It’s a ‘cute’ experience to do once as a kid, but eating that dry, gross garbage “ice cream” for 6 months in space as one of your only foods or desserts? No way...

I told my mother that and she’s like “Why? Space ice cream is good.”

Am I the only one who genuinely enjoys it???

@@dxqth me too, and not even for the novelty. It tastes nice and has a cool weird texture

Yep, we watched the video too, that’s what he said.

Me, a Swede: Nice

that was the best XD

Lol

“Space noises”

xD

Why they keep doing it lol

OK this cracked me up!!!! LOOOOL

It takes a PhD and command experience to understand space, lowly civilian. We have a complex system of governance: "Stee Kar"

37thraven at least we’re not lonely civilians.

I'm a master in aerospace engineer and private pilot. Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth

@@awkwardlycast5801 Shut up!

Awkwardly Cast you sir, are not to bright

Lmfao!!

“I’m not saying I ever did this...” he totally did ,you just know it lol

Lol, he totally switched them. I'd probably do the same

Rude

🤣 🤣 🤣 He definetly switched

I dont know why i laughed

And it floats right out

the eye or the crumbs?-

@@vally3854 both

@@revilo7349 oh..

He went to Columbia and then MIT if I remember correctly. Absolutely awesome human being

Well, he doesn't like asparagus so..🤷‍♀️

🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

FML!! When ur on the I.S.S. and try to use a salt shaker you smuggled onboard and the top came flying off. {0.o}

In Space, no one can hear your cries for vengeance.

😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

20 years later still thinking about where his shrimp cocktail went off to 😂

😂

Do it.

That would be so cool. I hope you can make that happen!

I think that is a fantastic idea and I see no reason not to pursue it. ❤❤❤

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/iIaplYJveneAlYE.html here’s a link of that happening but not with food

@@flaming_snakeu Sadly that video is just satire. Not real

it is very common to just drop things after 6 months of it flouting :P

✿MJF✿ still funny af lmao

They do: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qZKAd6avrX5ntmg.html

Lol, that’s actually funny

alphadawn2015 lennon yeah but in the email they prob mentioned they’re currently in space and that when they land they want a pizza at a hotel for a celebration.

Swansea S this dude was like “I’m either getting pranked or im talking to someone on the ISS.”

LmaoO

Pizza driver: "I understand you're actually within the 10 mile free delivery radius, but I don't think the boss is going to approve my fuel reimbursement" 🍕🚀🤔

Air sealed Pringles?

More like 40% chips 60% vacuum.

It would also mean that lays would be a block of moist potato.

Totally. There's an ex-shuttle commander out there right now saying "damnit I KNEW I had brought more shrimp cocktail than that!"

He's a riot 😂😂😂

Not only that, somewhere out there some astro-nutritionist is also thinking "dammit, I knew something was off when they said my calculations were wrong!" I'm sure the fact that he's one of the few astronauts to gain weight in space is TOTALLY unrelated....

@@EwWhoIsTHAT But what type of weight is the question. I wonder if they would be more likely to gain Fat weight vs muscle weight. (I lean towards fat weight)

in no way did this man ever in the history of spaceflight take anyones food. he is too bigly smart for that. fake news!

hannah mae cringe asf

@@samk7717 The 695 upvotes vs your single opinion suggests you're wrong.

The transitionS… omg the transitions😂

cgi transition

I am concerned about excrements. Not that I would ever be in that situation!!! Difficult enough on an aeroplane.

@Comment, clearly the foods are paid actors.

@@brixxconnor3411 No, better. The ISS is the paid actor!

@@Seabee203 no space is obviously cgi

You guys are such mongoloids. The cgi obviously a cgi.

Wait there’s people that still believe this stuff is real? Lemme sell you some NASA merch

He definitely did it, that was way too casual

I wonder if that counts as Space Piracy.

@@Diomedene It's not piracy if you don't get caught ;)

@@Diomedene was that a reference to 'The Martian'?

@@DarkSol16 We have a winner! :)

Just like your typical office pantry!

I love how he was describing exactly how you can steal somebody's food and then quickly disclaims that he never did that himself

"I was one of the only 2 to gain weight in space, the scientists were quite surprised"

Jack Scientist: Wow you’re big chungus-looking ash.

They should have killed him

this liar is so deep in the conspiracy his brain no longer works.

@@WtfUKposts_YouSuck what are you even talking about?🤦🏼‍♀️

@@courtneycox9377 They're self-describing, perhaps?

if your a clever enough astronaut, you can switch the dots.

@@WtfUKposts_YouSuck Yikes

Lol he's not wrong

I honestly really want to see that.

That’s totally something my dad would do....

That just sounds like so much fun

StoneGiant hahahah

I just realized he said it more than once

Brother? Is that you? Also, ikr?

Mr Mighty lol you mean point the camera at him

1:27 "I like italian food apearently" Me: look again at his last name Heh

Daniel Sambar you’ll float too 🎈

mmm yes levitate

We all float down here 🎈

Has he decided yet if he could see stars or not?

or does it?

Was just thinking same! Very likeable.

Not to mentioned he starred a couple of times in Big Bang Theory as himself.

Same

Until he’s switching the dots. 😡

I was in love after 1 min lol

when you still got the dumbass in you and you're placed with others who are too, it'll always happen lmao

Yeah but the thing is they also try to pee upside down

@@flaming_snakeu So just like the dorm room then?

Knives77 that’s a great way to say that

GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th was a Masonic(7,74) Code(4). G is the 7th letter, a circle O is either 15 or zero or ---, D=4. This alphanumeric code is known as Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) using 'the key'(74) of A=1, B2, C3...Z26. O is the only irregularity. The ancients first developed math & science when we observed the '7 Classical Planets': Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn - 4 weren't seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Earth. There are 4 primary lunar phases of roughly 7 days (~7.4 days) each, thus 4 7-day weeks in a 'moonth'. Lunar year + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. The Roman Calendar has 7 thirty-one day months + 4 thirty day months + February's 28 days (7x4). Orion is 7 stars with 4 being his shoulders & feet (+ Orion's Belt). The BIG Dipper & Little Dipper are both 7 stars with 4 in their bowls. Pleiades/7 Sisters is the 4th most common asterism. Mars returns to the same point in the heavens in relationship to the Sun and Earth every 47 years. simple=74=S19+I9+M13+P16+L12+E5 English=74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8 gematria=74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1 Masonic=74=M13+A1+S19+O15+N14+I9+C3 shadows=74=S19+H8+A1+D4+O+W23+S19 months=74=M13+O+N14+T20+H8+S19 point=74=P16+O15+I9+N14+T20 heavens=74=H8+E5+A1+V22+E5+N14+S19 Modern astronomy: Besides Earth, this solar system has 7 planets with 4 being gas/ice giants. Venus .7 & Mercury .4 AU. Venus' orbit of 224.7 days is 7.4 avg. Earth months (30.4 days each). GOD=7_4 evokes GOD the Grand Architect of the Universe (GAOTU). Administrator James Webb, John Glenn, Buzz Aldrin, and many more at NASA were Masons. The Original 7 Mercury Astronauts: 4 weren't Air Force/4 weren't Navy. Apollo 4 was the first unmanned launch, Apollo 7 was the first manned launch and 4 missions later, Apollo 11 was the first to land on the Moon at 4:17 pm EDT. Mason=47=M13+A1+S19+O+N14 Apollo 13 was also a mystical experiment with the #13. It launched at 13:13 CT and one of its oxygen tanks exploded on April 13. It miraculously returned safely on 4/17 - Jesus' actual Birthday; see MichaelMolnar.com . See GOD=7_4 at 7seals.blogspot.com . This has triggered The Apocalypse/Revelation.

The secret is to use sperm as a moisterisor

Why

@@kankereganbada1184 I can’t look at Mac n cheese the same way again because of what you said

*me

“Kinda of like” learn how to speak English sir

:/ English may not be their first language. Try to be kind.

😂 this bit cracked me up so much

why hasnt this picked up yet lmao

Guess we gotta keep at it for that to happen.

I die in every video when that happens

Someone better start a meme out of this

This meme is different in space though.

that explains his weight gain...

You should listen to Chris Hadfield someday . He is also amazingly funny.

The way he said " 'MY' purple dot on it" was totally suspicious. That slight pause he took lol

Heliocentric model is a lie. Earth is flat and stationary. You'll find my credentials at the end of this pamphlet I wrote: steemit.com/science/@bonapathy/4th-edition-of-a-pilot-and-engineer-s-handbook-to-flat-earth-truth

@@awkwardlycast5801 DM me on discord at Aether#5249, I wanna debate with you

Correction free rent and food with a big paycheck

Dalyn Rappleyea they don’t make that muck less then 70 k

Kachoow

I feel the adult'ness.. smh

@@dalynrappleyea838 they get the same pay as military

Lul🤣

usa - first man to gain weight in space

Mike "The Orbit' Massimino

Ey I'm SpaceWalkin' ere!

First man to "steal" in space. He definitely switched the food and get more macaroni

Yeah that was annoying

Exactly!

Actually Chris Hadfield said that decompression is often painful, and some people feel back pain while in space

I was thinking they have to be really likable if they have to live in tight quarters with their coworkers in space.

Oh yeah, you can tell he loves his coke and whores, a real party animal.

Maybe in the 1960s they were, but times changed. Or maybe that's just a popular stereotype about them.

Lost in confusion Rotten apples

An old bag of astronaut ice cream.

@@theespatier4456 Rotten fruit... in space? Oh, he must be talking about the astro nots.

ArraysStartAtThePowerOf0 Mom’s spaghetti.

Doesnt all of our dreams start off as or end as burning trash anyway?

*"dont make me land this thing!"*

@Arkadij Friedt you make me sad.

@Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

@Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

Arkadij Friedt you make me sad

Dave G. Do you plan on wearing that uniform after the war is over?

That's how people sound smart

Zyn Aisha right!

It sounds so familiar and I can’t place it 🤯💆🏽‍♀️

Exacrly his voice is deep🔥

Yessssss. I was actually thinking about how nice his voice is

I'm Russian and it's funny to see Russian products and writings inside the station lol

LOL Thank you! That's why he looked so familiar!

It takes time to find you... finally... i may rest now

I know I was like OMG is that the astronaut that Howard went to 'space' with.

It´s because to be an average astronaut, having knowledge, courage and determination is common place for all of them. There is no "pay to win" for REAL astronauts, so in the end, it´s your behaviour in a close environment with people and attention to details like this that are going to define you as good astronaut.

Calixto Amorim r/wooosh

Sounds like you need some marriage counseling, then. That’s right, I went there! 😂

Marital problems, hilarious!😂

heston already did it ukposts.info/have/v-deo/kp-XeaejlrCmwpc.html

Kitchen Nightmares in Space only on *FOX*

Gorden:U said its fresh but it is frozen😂😂

Problem is that is space because of stuff with your mucus in 0g, everything tastes more bland.

The Great CooLite WHERES THE FREEZEDRIED LAMB SAUCE WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT TORTILLA SANDWICH