Funny Army Jokes with Dumb Soldiers

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@wolf-z6968
@wolf-z6968 5 років тому
2:03 imagine they are getting attacked in that moment
@KobibebX
@KobibebX 4 роки тому
*RUN!*
@middlesiderecords9375
@middlesiderecords9375 4 роки тому
I can imagine him flopping like a fucking fish to get outta that glue 😂
@RandomGuys_
@RandomGuys_ 3 роки тому
Lmao legendary comment
@40gamin
@40gamin 3 роки тому
ENEMY SPOTTED! TAKE COVER Dat stuck soldier: *aw shi-*
@NLTops
@NLTops 3 роки тому
"Mortar strike incoming!"
@mikrosabre6135
@mikrosabre6135 4 роки тому
0:48 this is what they do in Area 51
@KobibebX
@KobibebX 4 роки тому
2:31 comin' to storm it
@doggiechan5278
@doggiechan5278 4 роки тому
0:57 Stealing some aliens
@speedyspeed8178
@speedyspeed8178 3 роки тому
1:13 me trying to bust in
@ghoulz5424
@ghoulz5424 3 роки тому
1:43 Trying to stick as a pack so the aliens can’t pick us off one by one
@jaythom3979
@jaythom3979 3 роки тому
I agree
@Joeblue403
@Joeblue403 7 років тому
2:31 god bless this mans heart
@spongeking2348
@spongeking2348 4 роки тому
?
@samihailu6655
@samihailu6655 4 роки тому
@@spongeking2348 What
@mrpug1037
@mrpug1037 6 років тому
2:20 Best army inthe world!!!
@noscopegaming3880
@noscopegaming3880 5 років тому
PUG GENTLEMAN i agree
@billybobjunior5326
@billybobjunior5326 5 років тому
Yeah I agree
@billa9034
@billa9034 5 років тому
Lol
@starlitnight6982
@starlitnight6982 5 років тому
Better than German Bundeswehr
@Sk102z
@Sk102z 5 років тому
Russian army
@NeOAnderson
@NeOAnderson 6 років тому
01:34 did he meant to knock off his hat? coz he styled that shit out like a boss...
@neonickhaos4811
@neonickhaos4811 5 років тому
When you played games your whole life you get those kinds of reflexes
@nikobellic6112
@nikobellic6112 5 років тому
NeO Anderson Nope
@warrakrys
@warrakrys 4 роки тому
Ikr
@shirina1272
@shirina1272 4 роки тому
This is Azerbaijan
@sleepydeaths
@sleepydeaths 4 роки тому
Azerbaijans are so fucking cool.
@butterflies_lantern1290
@butterflies_lantern1290 6 років тому
No this should be called "When Soldiers Have Nothing Else To Do"
@unicohijo1121
@unicohijo1121 5 років тому
Mr. Bubbles hell yes
@whitezfordayz5277
@whitezfordayz5277 5 років тому
0:52 when they win a war
@cloroxbleach14
@cloroxbleach14 4 роки тому
Death Squad no one can win war it never ends
@SK-pj8mg
@SK-pj8mg 4 роки тому
Clorox Bleach dats deep
@SK-pj8mg
@SK-pj8mg 4 роки тому
Sam Beck i was sarcastic but ok
@commanderthorn7525
@commanderthorn7525 3 роки тому
Russia: The United States will be an enemy that'll be efficient and highly trained. 0:49 USA:
@markzuckerberg211
@markzuckerberg211 3 роки тому
They need some fun too
@VentilatorenBumser
@VentilatorenBumser 3 роки тому
Mark Zuckerberg Russia is doing the same thing, just with more Vodka
@andrewmilton5183
@andrewmilton5183 3 роки тому
Ah USA been practicing for dance fights
@mxark446
@mxark446 3 роки тому
nah russia is singing ima barbie girl
@NoName-uw8sy
@NoName-uw8sy 3 роки тому
1:41 RUSSIA:
@chriscp3857
@chriscp3857 4 роки тому
0:48 when the war has stopped
@upstreamtoast3512
@upstreamtoast3512 3 роки тому
That makes no sense
@sniperstatus4786
@sniperstatus4786 3 роки тому
@@upstreamtoast3512 0:48 When Covid 19 dies
@speedyspeed8178
@speedyspeed8178 3 роки тому
Bruh
@salt.8989
@salt.8989 3 роки тому
For americans its when the war started
@roasterson3198
@roasterson3198 4 роки тому
2:05 it's all funny, until bullets start flying into the room.
@aidanfranklin5420
@aidanfranklin5420 4 роки тому
Roasterson lol that doesn’t fucking happen
@enesbaby
@enesbaby 4 роки тому
@@aidanfranklin5420 It's a joke..
@aidanfranklin5420
@aidanfranklin5420 4 роки тому
Yuuto not a good one
@enesbaby
@enesbaby 4 роки тому
@@aidanfranklin5420 Maybe not for you. But it's still a joke. And you can't decide if it's funny or not for everyone. In my opinion it was funny.
@aidanfranklin5420
@aidanfranklin5420 4 роки тому
Yuuto your opinion is wrong
@timur5241
@timur5241 4 роки тому
0:00 I hope their boss haven't seen this
@ehmzs
@ehmzs 3 роки тому
sergeant*
@m1aouzdt
@m1aouzdt 3 роки тому
0:01 *
@timur5241
@timur5241 3 роки тому
@@ehmzs I said "boss" because I didn't know.
@goldybays8654
@goldybays8654 4 роки тому
It's nice seeing them have so much fun knowing the long lasting emotional effects being a military soldier can give.
@nice-me9ce
@nice-me9ce 4 роки тому
"Our soldiers are protecting us for our life and for our freedom" What they're actually doing: 0:48
@justanormalnamed
@justanormalnamed 3 роки тому
THERE ARE PROTECTING US YOU DUMBASS
@MakB546
@MakB546 3 роки тому
Charlie Darling lmao
@speedyspeed8178
@speedyspeed8178 3 роки тому
I guess it’s their victory party
@randomperson4198
@randomperson4198 3 роки тому
@@justanormalnamed chill. A joke
@Jas_117
@Jas_117 3 роки тому
@@randomperson4198 Joking around about people who risk their lives on the battlefield for us? Not really funny.
@joaco2865
@joaco2865 3 роки тому
Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s daughter: 1:20
@rift1398
@rift1398 3 роки тому
Oh i felt that
@neoncolourmarker8yearsago196
@neoncolourmarker8yearsago196 3 роки тому
Fuck😂😂😂
@LeeAnne23
@LeeAnne23 3 роки тому
It took me a second to get it
@sajoco4038
@sajoco4038 3 роки тому
@Michael Manley the clap on the skin
@altinlarti4180
@altinlarti4180 6 років тому
1:30 he is in a gulag now
@buddhabalal3486
@buddhabalal3486 7 років тому
man..donkey and sheep one is the best funny part
@DowneasterProductions
@DowneasterProductions 7 років тому
Buddha Balal that was the South Africa army
@things3999
@things3999 6 років тому
no that was the Saudi army
@atomicclothing980
@atomicclothing980 5 років тому
0:49 when you finish your last homework
@speedyspeed8178
@speedyspeed8178 3 роки тому
1:14 then you get new homework
@shauryaverma9133
@shauryaverma9133 3 роки тому
Lol
@jaxtenheinbach2075
@jaxtenheinbach2075 5 років тому
0:48 chair guy haha
@scottie5614
@scottie5614 5 років тому
0:49 how it feels to chew 5 gum
@MrTheMr101
@MrTheMr101 5 років тому
I don't think you get the joke
@hys2725
@hys2725 4 роки тому
Lol
@Mr.Goosenhand
@Mr.Goosenhand 4 роки тому
Damnit I press another 0:49 comment for the 50th time now be mistake
@damianlillard8535
@damianlillard8535 5 років тому
*Teacher Walks Out Of Class* *2 Seconds Later* *My Class* 0:50
@niggasexgaming6821
@niggasexgaming6821 5 років тому
Officer: SO WHY YOU WANT TO JOIN ARMY Me:
@har.jasmine5494
@har.jasmine5494 4 роки тому
0:52 the guys playing poker or something is chiller than my freezer.
@alfredselle3664
@alfredselle3664 7 років тому
why are they dumb becuase they have a sense of humor and not walking around serious all the time
@drunkdamien6406
@drunkdamien6406 5 років тому
No they are just dumb like you
@danv7346
@danv7346 5 років тому
@@drunkdamien6406 stfu i did not just sign up for 5 years to the navy so you can talk shit about soldiers
@cristianolaboureur5999
@cristianolaboureur5999 5 років тому
@@drunkdamien6406 bimbominchia di merda, non disprezzare i soldati che combattono per la patria, anche non fosse la tua. Questi erano solo scherzi divertenti, impara un po' di rispetto bimbo di 5 anni.
@tuomasvatto3127
@tuomasvatto3127 5 років тому
@NobleClanHacks oh im in the US Space marines im a UFO engineer and a colonel
@tuomasvatto3127
@tuomasvatto3127 5 років тому
@NobleClanHacks cant you understand it's a joke
@tezcanuyank3446
@tezcanuyank3446 7 років тому
do not understamate the shepard :D
@pigeon8321
@pigeon8321 3 роки тому
Mom: " *SON why would you want to join the army? its dangerous!* " the army:
@AlbertWesker-vm1pp
@AlbertWesker-vm1pp 4 роки тому
The first clip: When your child wants to ride a bike without training wheels, you secretly hold on making think they are doing it themselves.
@eastofnehat
@eastofnehat 5 років тому
1:32 in the left is president of Azerbaijan
@derkommissar4986
@derkommissar4986 5 років тому
Is that gorvachev on right?
@LightAndVerity
@LightAndVerity 4 роки тому
Yes and his army on 2:20
@william9891
@william9891 4 роки тому
@@LightAndVerity sən peysərsən
@LightAndVerity
@LightAndVerity 4 роки тому
@@william9891 գնա, քունեմ լավդ
@william9891
@william9891 4 роки тому
@@LightAndVerity ay səni bic bala sən mənim dilimi ss eliyib translatedə çevirib cavablaya bilirsən ama mən sənin dilini çevirə bilmirəm çünki translate dəsləyləmir balaca pox😂😂😂
@DavidM-zw4yg
@DavidM-zw4yg 4 роки тому
2:26 best comander ever
@TheBestGrapefruitGuy
@TheBestGrapefruitGuy 4 роки тому
Army/Military: We are vigilant and strong! Also Army/Military:
@aaerkxaiedrschtaufenbachaa3862
@aaerkxaiedrschtaufenbachaa3862 3 роки тому
0:48 *So that’s why Area 51 Wants to keep its aliens*
@thewowclips2871
@thewowclips2871 6 років тому
Man; This is called life... with both Sadness & Happyness 🤗🤗🤗
@renzorodel2200
@renzorodel2200 5 років тому
0:49 when there is no mission in a whole year lol
@shilloe13
@shilloe13 5 років тому
This made me roll on the floor and laugh. Especially the pareade with the cows.😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
@ocnerd1871
@ocnerd1871 5 років тому
2:19 Barack Obama leading the democratic party
@SpicyTunaRoll97
@SpicyTunaRoll97 4 роки тому
Ouch
@ratthew7497
@ratthew7497 4 роки тому
weeBaNeebs I get it....
@anissabolakhrif2842
@anissabolakhrif2842 4 роки тому
Wow.Thx.
@percyhendrix2897
@percyhendrix2897 4 роки тому
weeBaNeebs eh
@Liz-pw4sf
@Liz-pw4sf 4 роки тому
Risamaya Sophia Veronica Larkins well it’s true😊
@thepotatoinaroom2726
@thepotatoinaroom2726 4 роки тому
0:49 When your friends come to your home but your parents aren't home.
@natalienicole7783
@natalienicole7783 4 роки тому
I’m feeling REAL protected now 😂
@misterlove7013
@misterlove7013 5 років тому
I didn't expect a soldier to be this funny..... Love it...💘
@joannab.3689
@joannab.3689 5 років тому
0:49 LMAOOOOOOOO
@user-rk8le1yz9x
@user-rk8le1yz9x 5 років тому
1:50 русские везде😂
@yummydragon7792
@yummydragon7792 3 роки тому
I ruined ur 69 likes
@rizaldy609
@rizaldy609 3 роки тому
Cyka blyat!
@napalonapaulinka3839
@napalonapaulinka3839 3 роки тому
Gajah Brazil oh fuck off
@alfeus6546
@alfeus6546 3 роки тому
@@rizaldy609gblk😂
@Andyv-od5of
@Andyv-od5of 3 роки тому
0:48 we did boys, war is no more
@roehle9962
@roehle9962 6 років тому
That shepherd was hilarious
@mircthegamer_offical1427
@mircthegamer_offical1427 7 років тому
2:20 omg its so funny
@victoriamcduffie9884
@victoriamcduffie9884 6 років тому
Platinum Gymnastics yeah it really is
@raidenmiller1495
@raidenmiller1495 6 років тому
Mircthegamer 0802 I
@builderthegamerhd4059
@builderthegamerhd4059 6 років тому
Mircthegamer _DAB its a war
@aichaaichoucha6522
@aichaaichoucha6522 6 років тому
HAHAHHAHAH I SCREAMED
@alansohn855
@alansohn855 4 роки тому
The spoon prank is so funny. Still dying right now haha.
@stevanusmarcello7204
@stevanusmarcello7204 7 років тому
very funny i like this
@MrUS19
@MrUS19 7 років тому
stevanus marcello I
@Entxma
@Entxma 7 років тому
2:26 best army in the planet
@Leginx343
@Leginx343 6 років тому
nik ande *on the planet*
@islamtube8427
@islamtube8427 6 років тому
nik ande it doesnt even have armor or a leader other than the man except the donkey lol
@jaythom3979
@jaythom3979 3 роки тому
Feared across the nations
@Eagle10021
@Eagle10021 3 роки тому
@@Leginx343 he means *in the planet*
@toxic_gg867
@toxic_gg867 3 роки тому
Islam Tube it’s a joke
@TheDeadlyLotu5
@TheDeadlyLotu5 3 роки тому
omg, animals being lead at the end was so cute! ^_^
@oscarlucio2992
@oscarlucio2992 7 років тому
the last one got me
@OmotolaALawal
@OmotolaALawal 6 років тому
Oscar Lucio i actually found it adorable...lol
@Nacimin
@Nacimin 6 років тому
Lol, that shepard is a master!! :-)
@sarahhughes279
@sarahhughes279 7 років тому
Who ever said that veterans were to serious??? 😂😂
@odi4121
@odi4121 3 роки тому
Nowadays the aren’t because the military softened up.
@cheraton6817
@cheraton6817 3 роки тому
I SALUTE THEM WITH FULL RESPECT. THERE LIFE EDGE IS VERY NEAR THEY DONT KNOW WHEN THERE FUTURE WILL END UP HOW
@matija3500
@matija3500 3 роки тому
Hahaah they are weak as hell!
@cheraton6817
@cheraton6817 3 роки тому
@@matija3500 why
@InfectedZealot
@InfectedZealot 3 роки тому
The marching shepherd got my like.
@speakingof8106
@speakingof8106 3 роки тому
This is very amusing, thank you FunnyHD.
@MrDino-hp7fy
@MrDino-hp7fy 4 роки тому
1:45 ahh Soviets always the same
@ChaosMan-gf4jg
@ChaosMan-gf4jg 5 років тому
2:39 the king of Arabia what those should be lambs... Wait is it goats or what?...
@BOY1thousand
@BOY1thousand 4 роки тому
2:20 actual footage of Joseph Stalin marching into war .WW2 colourised
@kraken-sx2ys
@kraken-sx2ys 4 роки тому
Thanks for the video!! :)
@fury7255
@fury7255 5 років тому
And thats the people that keep us safe lmao
@miamalik1234
@miamalik1234 4 роки тому
I can agree.....because I’m one of those soldiers. 😂
@deg2272
@deg2272 3 роки тому
1:32 That was a nice save that it made it look even better
@iloveyootob5570
@iloveyootob5570 3 роки тому
the first guy was actually having fun
@ramslade
@ramslade 4 роки тому
If i were one of them watching someone get secretly slapped by another soldier, i'd laugh till im dead 😂
@cybercery5271
@cybercery5271 3 роки тому
At least they have some fun before going to war lmao
@AvLife403
@AvLife403 4 роки тому
We trust these people with our lives😆😆
@m1aouzdt
@m1aouzdt 3 роки тому
0:47 Wife: he's probably cheating with another girl Me and the bois:
@asifhossain2088
@asifhossain2088 6 років тому
hahah..last moment was nice😂😂..it's soo funny
@glitchedsmile1292
@glitchedsmile1292 7 років тому
The dancing was so funny
@HospitalForSouls.X
@HospitalForSouls.X 3 роки тому
All I can think of is "oh, men" 😂
@Awfulfeature
@Awfulfeature 4 роки тому
“Life is a circus and I’m a clown.”
@davidklavakwonskwi5732
@davidklavakwonskwi5732 7 років тому
At 23 was a LT, at 30 I was a Colonel, commanding my own Squadron in the Air Force, at 40 I had a star on my shoulders, Brigadier General General field officer until my retirement​ I am 50 now life is good enjoying social media UKposts is good
@antishaa22300
@antishaa22300 7 років тому
Azmol Hossain ... you stupid
@Nacimin
@Nacimin 6 років тому
And don't you have funny stories to tell sir?
@johnreed9050
@johnreed9050 6 років тому
We're you ever retool qualified as an lt?
@saatlerucuzolsun
@saatlerucuzolsun 3 роки тому
That's my teammates every time I play csgo or Modern warfare
@carstenplayzytchannel4381
@carstenplayzytchannel4381 3 роки тому
They are so fun together
@jeraldmusnit7594
@jeraldmusnit7594 3 роки тому
I like the last one.. 😂
@ellymakarathehighblood9943
@ellymakarathehighblood9943 4 роки тому
This is why I want to become a soldier- lmfaoo
@hxtedlag2614
@hxtedlag2614 6 років тому
This makes me wanna be a soldier 😂
@melissaweidemeyer
@melissaweidemeyer 5 років тому
The sencond did made me laugh so fricking hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@usarmy500
@usarmy500 3 роки тому
1:37 did he mean to do that
@speedyspeed8178
@speedyspeed8178 3 роки тому
I think he played it off
@project099evergreen4
@project099evergreen4 3 роки тому
I guess they planned it before to create image of how smart they are
@AstroTheBalancer
@AstroTheBalancer 4 роки тому
Bro I almost feel like the guy at the beginning def knew it was the soldier behind him hitting his head, he just let them have their fun.
@bluefalconssuck5881
@bluefalconssuck5881 6 років тому
Some of these guys went Full Barney... You NEVER go Full Barney. 🤤🤤🤤 unless deployed 🤣🤣🤣
@MrQwiksix21
@MrQwiksix21 4 роки тому
Duuuuude.....these ARMY guys!!God bless
@neonickhaos4811
@neonickhaos4811 5 років тому
1:34 you can tell by the looks on there faces he was getting promoted probably he hit of his hat then caught it and still didn't lose his military barring
@dyandraclevia3715
@dyandraclevia3715 5 років тому
THIS IS AMAZING
@fahimshehzad9015
@fahimshehzad9015 5 років тому
The boys gotta have some fun right
@bcn1gh7h4wk
@bcn1gh7h4wk 5 років тому
Trolldiers. these are TROLLdiers. it's a rare case of Soldier specialized in deception tactics.
@estherfrias9070
@estherfrias9070 4 роки тому
Yay my country spain: 2:21
@yahyaalsabahi8358
@yahyaalsabahi8358 6 років тому
The first part of the video got me laughing 😆 It’s pretty much the only part I like
@Blue-nt3uy
@Blue-nt3uy 5 років тому
lol that first clip though hahaha
@Justbase
@Justbase 3 роки тому
love the guy leading the sheep into battle
@bladeofdespair4496
@bladeofdespair4496 5 років тому
0:48 me and my classmates when the teacher left😀😀
@combatveteran240
@combatveteran240 3 роки тому
1:31 that mans technique was insane!
@red1605
@red1605 4 роки тому
Nice one 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 can't stop laughing
@fhd34z76
@fhd34z76 4 роки тому
0:52 LMAO
@jacobajivarghese2030
@jacobajivarghese2030 3 роки тому
That last one is very ironic indeed.
@first_last-
@first_last- 3 роки тому
What an interesting compilation.
@plantguardianps4live698
@plantguardianps4live698 3 роки тому
Wife: My husband is a veteran in the US Army, he's training hard to fight for the country. Husband:
@tsarnicholasll9756
@tsarnicholasll9756 5 років тому
0:55 when your parents leave
@phantomhotty4439
@phantomhotty4439 3 роки тому
their sense of humor is like my 40 year old teachers
@space_gambol4528
@space_gambol4528 5 років тому
0:49 when I come home from school to see this.... Me:*walks in* Me: … *3 hours later* Me: I know should have skipped school and guard the house from this happening...
@william982
@william982 6 років тому
If i joined the army i would do this , LOL :3
@jedimasterobi-wankenobi6201
@jedimasterobi-wankenobi6201 4 роки тому
Bro how these guys not getting screeched at
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