GLATT

The man sounds like a pokemon lol

GLATT

G H L A T T

GLATT

Tru

Pogtopia

🍊

ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nIGoaK1wjp2JxIU.html weeeeeeee

@@zaddybytes494 nice song choice 🍊

Ranboo sittin there like: You can't kill me!

@s0up0op that hit hard yesterday

Well this aged well

Lmao

Totems are for non canon deaths! (Except with techno apparently)

Why did you write that here?!

@@noeL-0 Because Techno was a big part of the SMP and is featured in this video why else

Yes, he did play a large part in the SMP. But when is he featured in this video?

Same, R.I.P. Techno. He will be remembered #technobladeneverdies

You mean technoblade

There is a channel called Bun Bun Jane who doxxed dream

Stroud no matter how they feel about him or anything, that’s just way too far

_Hey fellow kids!_ - MatPat

Wilbur suit

I know and the thought of Jschlatt being an unrivaled, karmic force fo nature is deeply disturbing.

me 2

haha 69th like

Same

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt?

Matthew patthew

I was 100% expecting it to be about Tommy or wilbur tbh

i like where its going

lol we all liked like where this went

its I’manberg

It's L'crater now

You mean techni and dream

GLATT!!

me: it's fun to see how slimecicle influence is friends in CHAOS

Feels like another version of Schlagg. Imagine.

GLATT!!

Glatt Gayschlatt flashback

RIGHT???

IKR

EXACTLY

ah yes, technoblade killed his ally tubbo. Thats the only involvement he is in this theory

Before Christmas, Techno did it in December 1

completely right

I remember when he told that to me

minecraft

Agreed

No

Jaslat is coming

Jaslat is coming

Nice profile picture😊

YES!

@@marioluigi1418 I know the sauce

Yes

Techno is the real nightmare of this server

To destroy the hopes and dreams of a - Lord, forgive me - a bozo? Absolutely.

PLEASE

britain already tested that one out with ireland, it didnt end well

Well considering the fact he was solely using hoes and land it probably would/won’t considering cost of land, fertility of the soil, and the overall amount of potatoes he’d get in the end. If machinery was used then likely yes in most scenarios

I mean not in exp terms, Techno said himself that it was more efficient to build an entire pumpkin farm for leveling up his rabbit/elephant pet

I actually did not know that, I thought he made a town for people who weren't American

@@username-qi9vn lamo

@@username-qi9vn lol

@@username-qi9vn did you hear about it abridged or something

I mean like it should

damn i just watch sad ist for dream smp thats a lot of info

@@aliilagan4863 yeah it’s a lot. just watch tommyinnits videos. they are like 30 mins and they are really good

neeeerrrrrddddd

THIS needs to be appreciated. Id love to see an updated theory about what’s going on currently with tommy, techno, and dream involving the “favor” and the connection to the story of Theseus and whatnot

@@cataclysmicat9551 yes

Lmaoo yes

He has lied

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lol

poggers

True and then the egg shows up

😭😭😭

Yeah, it was sad...

Let's sing the anthem

I heard there was a special place

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HouseNotFound

@@MingeBorea stfu

sry i ruined the funny number...

Techno has destroyed him and made him homeless...

BRUH NOW I CANT STOP THINKING OF TECHNO AS DEADPOOL

@@potatomaster7482 exactly

My favorite Marvel character being compared to my favorite Dream SMP member. My day has been made.

@@cyriswinters5233 same

the more you think about it, the more sense it makes.

Glatt!!!

Glatt

Glatt

Glatt!!

G L A T T

I like your kirby video

Who are you

Kirby

True

Yeah. It's definitly big

It was coconut 2020 Mattar just didn't talk about that it was fundy and niki

I mean technoblade is pretty chaotic!

dream is chaotic lalwful techno is chaotic evil Tommy is chaotic neutral

@@naturalevo180 he’s better tho, so it’s Dreams fault, Dream started a war over music discs

@@adammastouri542 You can’t be chaotic lawful, they are literally contradictions.

Honestly I’d say technoblade and his withers caused a lot of death. I mean he even sponsored his own UKposts channel with one of the withers 😂

MatPat might not be the best since Quackity shot Shlatt

that's how the smp be like

Nervous laugh I’m in danger

Aww man I understand! xD

ThatGirl Over There *soviet anthem intensifies*

Well he’s talking mainly about Schlatt. Schlatt was dead before Wilbur got stabbed

My name tho🔥

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture8398 stfu

Inconvenient to "his" theory, so he doesn't bring it up. Reminds you of his HK video and UT video, huh?

Do you like listening to music? Then why don't you do it in the most perfect way. Bose headphones are just for you. You can buy it by following the link 😆👉amzn.to/3hHr2JY

Yes

ikr

Yr

*ye

Exactly lmao

Just make another one.

Me:Cries

yeah, he kinda of just ignore techno's presence as one of the most important characters on the server and overestimated the importance of Jschlat to the plot

@@lucasm9942 he did ngl

@@lucasm9942 It was Wilbur's intention though as he said in his reaction to this video. The storyline wilbur started changed direction when he stopped writing so I'm pretty sure thats why. Jschlatt was set up yo be a really important character but it was kinda left hanging for the newer arcs going on now

@@willsmith3988 its gonna be a rickrlll i know it

@@geertdegryse1650 it's actually how to convert a pdf to word document without any software XD

TRUE

And that TommyInnit is a raccoon

TECHNOPOG

so true im loling so hard rn

Dumb prediction

@@gras2121 canon prediction nonetheless

He was right about the dying part

20 withers is an understatement

@@whisptrz who asked?

@@whisptrz what are you on lol

@@whisptrz dream didn't get doxxed you inferior being

@@whisptrz hypocrite You say DREAM is a clout chaser while clout chasing yourself You don't actually think DREAM a youtuber with 15 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS is going to clout chase? Yet here you are talking about dream to the attention that your parents never gave you and you dare to say that HE'S THE ONE WHO'S CLOUT CHASING? I know Dream has done some bad stuff but doxxing is never ok I'm not defending dream's bad actions but i will say that he doesn't deserve to be doxxed nor should anyone deserve to be doxxed I'm not trying to justify anything Dream has done because whatever he did was wrong However bad dream's actions may have been, they don't deserve him to be doxxed By doxxing someone you threaten their life

@@Barple_Bapkins he did sadly, hopefully his information stays safe. I personally dont like him anymore, due to him constantly lying and manipulating, but he didnt deserve this.

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Yeah he's glatt now

Ranboo is in the minuses because of techno

Glat

@@hamzs_hm true but must of the kills are not cannon

friend:

@@eliac BAHAHAH

Jack manifold:

Sad Mexican dream noises and godly technoblade noises

Shaw

yes

WELCOME HOME THESEUS

I l

comas, my lad; comas.

Nice

Lol

noooo

I- 😭

Minecraft hardcore player dies from a baby zombie

Matpat needs to make a theory trying to figure out the power level of the baby zombie that killed Philza

Ikr

here before the bots swarm this comment

coconut song

@@robburitto4193 it's funny because coconut 2020's votes were swarmed by bots

Bruh

@Were Here stfu bot

plus techno killed him to help wilbur escape

I don’t think that was a canon kill though

@@word.y2 it was

@@word.y2 on the dream smp wiki page (yes they have a page and here is the link: dreamteam.fandom.com/wiki/Dream_SMP ) it shows him as deceased but he technically could come back as a ghost (GLATT!), like Ghosbur did and he could still take power.

Wait what every single time I think I'm caught up I get crazy new information like this

@@whisptrz yo d u d e don’t try to get attention

Bun Bun Jane when die I Ask?

That’s understandable.

@@whisptrz ok and u r toxic as hell

Glatt

Bunger

Bunger

glatt

Glatt

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Drista is a mini god and should be treated as such😌😌😌

@@willsmith3988 i dont care about pdf files man

lmao that was amazing

i dont think thats 100% canon but that vod was funny LMAOOOOO

Hi Kian!

@@nithitos2681 Hey!

never thought this will happen

Oh I didn't expected for you to see in comment 1 minute after you commented this.

Hey I just watched your video

Lol so true

And slightly distorted due to him yelling it

this is too perfect for me: 1st: Good Comment 2nd: 222like and 2 replies bruh

*“Phew, that was a close one.”*

The techno high pitched scream

🦀🦀🦀POG LMANBURG IS GOOOONE🦀🦀🦀

I mean. You're not wrong. The recent stream was great. There is now a crater. No one wants to live there anymore.

@@SDfighter1 not just a crater. L’Crater

@@Case2_0 lol

@@Case2_0 L’manhole

I can imagine

Honestly though must be fun.

AHAHA

Sorry natpat

XD Yeah

“They weren’t always orphans, quackity.”

"Welcome home, Theseus !"

So true

"I'LL PIT IT THROUGH YOUR TEETH, QUACKITY"

"The voices Phil, they demand blood" "they also say e"

Ah yes slavery that’s totally legal

@@georgy2596 “If Hypixel has taught me anything it’s that slavery is the solution to most problems.” - Technoblade

Aw yes this fact is true

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@@veryhot2279 PDF to word file I bet

True

@@riskyfn844 Rick roll I presume

@@riskyfn844 link to one of your videos?

@@maxtown6 ok

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War... War never changes

and Dream is homeless

So that's why covid came in 2020, always the twenty's with there plagues

@Hans Layola Agreed

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No, he still has 1. His two deaths was from his stroke and then the shot from quackity. Quackity was also caught in the crossfire of the festival but that didn’t count as a canon life for him :) it didn’t count for the others that died from techno either- so I’m p sure he still has 1

@@yeehaw2771 no no, quackitys two canon deaths were both from technoblade: the festival, and the butchers fight (against technoblade). When we go by that logic Schlatt has lost his three canon deaths

@@yeehaw2771 No it counted for Quackity. He had that death fron Techno, and recently his death from Techno during their pvp after the attempted Techo execution. He now has 1 life and it's been confirmed a few times on stream. But ofc if Wilbur says otherwise then nvm. *Note, before the Techno execution Wilbur did confirm that Quackity had 2 lives, which means the crossfire did count and now Q had 1 life bcuz of the pvp

@@yeehaw2771 I think Quackity being killed in the crossfire did count since Wilbur said Quackity was on two lives (now 1 thanks to Techno's pickaxe) and I can't think of any other times Quackity died that could be considered canon.

@@dancingsun2 ooooh aight. I knew quackity had 1 bc of techno but I thought his first one counted for something else. Ty for telling me ! :)) why didn’t it count for the others that died tho? Did they all just die too many times for it to count?

all his signs during is 3rd death were leading towards a stroke actually

@The Music Man I dont think that was cannon, as they said in the clip they meant to trap him, not kill him

I think he also skipped the whole blowing up of l'manberg thing

‘Twas going to say that.

I think what matpat was saying is that quackity will resurrect schlatt regardless of the canon lives. I also heard that captain puffy agrees with this and theres a whole red egg sub plot thats been going around if you watch badboyhalo/antfrost/captain puffy livestreams. Dunno the significant of it but maybe thats for schlatt ressurection?

LMAO EXACTLY BFHDBSKAHD

it feels weird

@@riskyfn844 I already know its a rickroll, you can't fool me

@@gnev1215 nah it’s a how to grow 50min vid

@@whisptrz lmao the clown, actually the whole circus, has arrived

@TheGamer Girl13 It’s the other way round.

@@chaoshospital9933 I couldn’t remember which way thx

@Were Here nice try

@Were Here fyi nobody cares attention seeker

Oh

Lol

@Were Here stop

I think technos writing his own character lore while dream is writing the others lore

It could be possible that Quackity brings him to life, fueling Tommy and Technos will to destroy L’Manburg. It could be the finale to the whole series. Techno finishes off Quackity and Schlatt along with Wilbur in the midst of the Withers while Tubbo and Tommy fight Dream. Tommy dies while saving Tubbo from Dream by falling off a cliff and killing Dream in the process, killing off the antagonists of this story and finalizing Tommy’s Thesus arc.

ya this plot line is easy to see coming, and the theory matpat wrote was wrong in multiple ways, he should do more research

My theory is that techno launches his like 40 withers on lmanburg and gets him and tommy thrown into pandora's vault

@@SapphirePhoenix7 i think he wrote it before christmas idk

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Ur mom

Yeah

@@whisptrz why did u dox dream on ur recent video

@@whisptrz u just posted 3 comments about doxing dream lmao what

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Not to mention the whole thing with the Butcher Army and their new festival. Taking on dream isn't going to go well

WHAT I JUST SAW THE LIKES GO FROM 67 TO LIKE 100 SO FAST WHAT

@@whisptrz wow keep yourself in roblox weirdo

@@whisptrz wtf bro.

He visited conar as a ghost

@Were Here cringe

Glatt

@Were Here cringe

@Were Here ukposts.info/have/v-deo/enyGn52JeK-Qt6M.html