WillNE: It’s cool, but it’s absolutely pointless, 2 Also WillNE: It’s pointless but it’s kinda cool, so 6

“you’ve wasted my time. you’ve wasted your time and you’re getting a zero” that brought back memories of my english teacher

Chicken: has a hole in it because its insides were pulled out Will: iS tHeIr AsShOlEs ThAt BiG

Will: sees a a couple Lego treadmills, “ ITS A 10 !” Also will: sees anything that took years to research and make “ that’s absolutely rubbish!”

Will: sees a bunch of things that can do complex rhythms and patterns “what is that gonna do for technology” Also Will: “WOAH SHARKS ON THE WALL”

Ciaran really went all out on the editing, give him a raise will

They made the omnidirectional treadmill look useless, but it lets you walk in VR, there is a VR headset on the top right, lmao

"I feel mugged off because It's making me want something" Isn't that the point of an ad?

Someone: has a passion and enjoys making things Will: that’s absolutely stupid and a waste of time, why’d you even do that?

*Machine draws cool circles* Will: “It looks nice but what’s the point” - Doesn’t even rate it *Man drops ring* Will:”WOAH THAT’S CLASS! GIVE THAT AN 8”

Will: No points from me if it doesn't have a purpose Also Will: WOAH SHARKS!!!

Will: Here is something that can mimic human movement "how is that useful" Also will: Ring on a chain?? "You've done something there! I'll give it a 9"

So when’s the “I made an ASMR channel and nobody knew ft. Pyrocynical and ciarán” vid?

Will: sees any art ever “doesn’t do anything useful. Pointless. That’s a 0” Also Will: sees a 15cm Lego model “WOW doesn’t do anything but it’s a 10 from me” This was a rollercoaster of a video

Will: sees something demonstrating physics “useless, you waisted your time!” Also will: “wow the ball stays in the water!”

WillNE: UFC for transformers Me: Real Steel

Genuinely, surprised that this wasn't a Five Minutes Crafts video.

Genuine good creation. Will-"has no purpose". Also will "wow cool sharks 9"

Guy spends months engineering a new form of cycling: willne whats the point Guy has some light up sharks: willne I liKE tHaT

"I like science but let's use it for useful things, not pictures" Whoever came up with xrays, Mris, and 3d printing: 👁👄👁

Nothing activates my fight or flight more than Willne saying the question mark box is from crash bandicoot

will: “but what’s the point in that, what’s that gonna do” also will: (sees green sharks) *THATS A 9 THAT*

It’s funny that he said Thomas Edison was fuming because someone stole the idea for a light when Thomas Edison also stole the idea for the light...just sayin

will: *finds an exoskeleton that looks awesome and looks like it took years* meh it's okay also will: *finds some small paper towel that turns into soap* tHaTs cLasS

I'm starting to think that Will just really hates art

will: this serves no purpose I'll give it a 2 will 1 minute later: I really like these light up sharks! Look at its mouth! I'll give it a 9

The “floating phone one” mark rober and his friend de bunked it if anyone thinks it is real

Willne in this video is basically my teacher marking my test “you’ve wasted my time and you’ve wasted your time”

Will on every cool invention: What has that contributed to the world? Will on light up sharks that use 70+ year old technology: That's class, I like that

Person: *Exists* Will: "Not a fan, 3/10"

9:05 “why don’t people take these to, like, war” lmao 😂 💀

Will: sees a power up block from Mario “oH mY gOd, cRaSH bAnDiCOoT”

"It looks nice but its pointless" is the new "it's cool, but it's not satisfying"

Willne: First we are going to start with my favourite invention Me: Wills costumes! Will: PAnTs

6:47 can you imagine being guilty something even mildly bad and walking past that thing?

Me: oh that looks pretty fun- Will: it sucks Me: *it sucks*

9:21 “ufc for transformers” is literally the movie ‘real steel’ would recommend 10/10

Will: how does that tap work?? Internet: it's just a plastic tube holding it up. Will: but what's holding it up though? ...

"what's the purpose of this rotating sun?" literally next clip of ball floating above water: "oh my god I love that"

Will: A pool that copies your movement? Trash Also will: Shark on wall 😮

Why wouldn't someone who spent hours making these "inventions" want a random square headed person on social media to judge how satisfied it was.

Will: impressed more by a chain on a stick and ring trick than a high tech moving advertising screen... *I can't tell if his standards are too low or just too high*

Van gough:draws a famous painting Will:its nice but have you achieved anything?

will: ohhh the blocks from crash bandicoot mario: am i a joke to you?

I'm so happy you choose Ciaran please never get rid off him

Huge exoskeleton that’s basically one of the suits from Anthem: 4 Paper that becomes a soap: wooooah 8

Random inventor: *makes a omnidirectional treadmill from ready player one putting us a step closer to a true virtual age* WillNE: ... Man with ball on a tap: *exists* WillNE: AYyyyYYy SiCK 0ne Lad

1:22 that edit *blew* me away

Willne: that serves no purpose, it is useless Also wilne when he sees a useless chain and hoop: OMG INVENTION OF THE YEAR

Will when there is a moving wall: useless, bad Will when he sees a faucet held up by a plastic pipe: great, Genius

This is proof guys have a time of the month. Wills raging at everything.

Will: aaaah the question box from crash bandicoot Sad mario kart sounds

Will: “I am a fan” Ciaran: so you have chosen... rotation

'Genius Invemtions' Alternative title: 17 minutes of Will having mood changes while watching and rating a compilation of pointless crap that you could easily use without.

Will: "NOW THAT IS CLASS!" Me: "No that there is soap."

I love how he rates soap 2x higher than a mech suit

Will: this water reflection is pointless! also will: SLIGHTLY MOVING SHARKS

Imagine spending years on a project and you get a 0 from some youtuber while a Lego lawnmower gets 10

The only thing I've learnt from this video is how easily amused will is

I deadass just woke up from a dream where I took WillNE on a date and carried him bridal style into a pub. Quarantine is getting to me

Will still has not told us the backstory of asmrchebs 😭😭

Will and James need to react to Hell's kitchen man. Its way better than kitchen nightmares tho 😂😂

7:36 - I have somthing like this, it's a bunch of small floating lights (you can turn them on and off) in a rectangular topless glass jar thingy, and when you go closer to it, it looks like it's never ending and it's pretty cool, and I honestly think it looks pretty

will: we should probably cut that ciaran: *n o*

WillNE: "What have you contributed to the world there...nothing" WillNE: *Watches other peoples videos and makes some jokes for a living*

Title: *genius inventions* Will: “THATS NOT GENIUS”

EXCELLENT editing work on the "I'm a fan" bit. Top notch stuff.

a lot of 'useless' inventions are actually really important as they can lead to breakthroughs and using the skills and things you invented to make something more 'useful'. you learn from experimenting and experience

13:51, you might need to tell Ciaran that that is not how you spell, “efficient”

something really high tech that probably costs a lot of money and time: will: not inventive enough light up sharks: will: that's CLASS

I like how he says these amazing inventions that people have spent years of their lives on are pointless but then hes in absolute awe at this light up shark.

I love this video a little too much. He gets so mad and so excited within 12 seconds. It’s great, 10.

I can’t lie I’d love to see Will try make a genius invention would be hilarious lol

will: being confused over floating tap designer: you fool you fell victim to one of the classic plunders.

Has anyone else realised Will hit the woah in his intro, Will always keeping up with the trends 🤣

Will's childlike wonder at the dumbest things is actually kinda nice to witness ngl something v sweet about it

“RIGHT HELLO” -it never gets old

'officiant - a person, typically a priest or minister, who performs a religious service or ceremony' Nice one mate 😂

0:15 Will: these pants Me: youre british

Anyone else amused by how fascinated Will was by the lego lawn mower, even though it could be done with two seperate treadmills, one with the grass on and one without?

9:08 imagine spending years and years making this and it gets put in a compilation with a fancy light and some clocks

This video is giving me PTSD from when Alex‘s laptop got smashed

WillNE: hates anything that doesn't have an objective purpose Also WillNE: makes UKposts videos for a living

That whole TK Max bit is so relatable.

Sees artist that makes mechanical stuff Will: YOU STUPID MIDDLE AGED MAN Love it 🤣

"those sharks are class" "It's the alphabet what have you contributed to society"

oml will, the last one is a stress relieve thing

The two lines that left me howling through this (despite being severe depressed, thanks will you brightened my day) Was “here’s a child predator we’ve put him in here now he cannot catch them” And “there’s a brick, BRICK ON WALL”

6:22 is basically the microbots that Hiro Hamada invented in big hero six but just not as cool or real

Art/drawing: *exists* Will: But WHAT is the point tho

Will seeing a robot: I will give it a 2 Will seeing paper soap: That obviously needs an 8

the way will says "stupid" just completes my life

"I've always wanted to watch what's going on inside a dishwasher, it must be mental in there sometimes" 😂😂😂😂

7:31 wheels would make the glass slide off the wheels themselves. these let the glass stay in the same place on the triangles

The electrical conducting paint is just a liquid with graphite mixed in it, you could do the same with a thick pencil line

Petition for Will to try and make these so he can appreciate them

Will: that's cool but it has no purpose. It gets a 2 Also will: that also has no purpose but it's cool so 10

Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone Johannes Gutenberg invented the firet printing press 5:30: I can show letters on a wall

Will: this has no use 3 1/2 Also will : oh wire pen woooooo 10

Will, your kind and joyful energy lifts me up every time I watch you. Thanks my guy ❤️