This comment is spot-on! Hahahaha

@@exitoemprendedor3094 lmao yea

Lmao

just like me hahaha... ooooh...

bruh why did my comment get so many likes im confused

It was the snapping out of the trance that slayed me

@@jasonsantiago6308 how do you still use that term Jesus fuck

@@jackblackfan4202 Who cares lol

@@jackblackfan4202 How is your life so shit that you worry about other people's choice of words? Lol get a life loser.

@@jackblackfan4202 I don't even know what word you mean? "Slayed"?

Its cause they were fake

Im sure the fishy guys have more confidence

Or the photo with big sunglasses taken at a weird angle inside his car

@@handsdowntoo7150 or the mandatory horrible extreme angles, like right under the chin 😂 sir idek what you really look like

hold

It definitely SOUNDED very authentic.

That musta been nice

nice

That's nice

yea nice

I thought this is only happening in my country because our men R jerks but I know I read ur comment I felt relieved a little

Men...

oh god this just triggered a flashback from my worst date ever... not only was i being rapidly interviewed with no chance to ask anything back but the guy did not even remember my answers and kept asking me the same questions, sometimes even while i was in the middle of answering them. finally i had to say "well maybe if you just let me finish you'll find out" and he STILL didn't realise that he was being annoying. also he turned out to be kinda psycho so there's that...

Red flag !

Happens to me with any man tbh. And also, the flat out not listening to me when I'm right about anything. Guy: "I wonder where we pay?" Me: "Oh it's right over there." Guy: "Hm, I'll go ask someone." Me: "N-No you don't have to do that it's right there." Guy: "Excuse me, sir? Can you tell us where to pay?" Me: .......... I honestly think men don't trust women to know what they're talking about.

i also cried. The way he looks at the camera after makes me wonder whether it was even on purpose, but in a way that actually i don't want to know.

My favorite part! 😂😂😂

I DIED

@@ashleystewart34ify RIP. Your family will miss you.

Read this as it came on 😂

My favourite part of greek tragedies is when Nemesis is foreshadowed with the infamous Rick and Morty socks

When she screamed after I read this comment, I nodded in agreement

lmao I thought you did a reference to Greeks being good swimmers if you know what I mean

@@bigsmoke1787 My dog, you are not big smoke. Big smoke is cool

@@bigsmoke1787 it's reference from wolf of Wall Street. When Jordon falls in swimming pool while high on drugs.

This is why woke culture is a dead end.. women are not curious of the terrors we choose to ignore

@@smokill91 Hi what the fuck does this mean, I am so curious.

I’m just here to get a notif when @Eric Sol responds lol

Blue hair, septum piercing, more tatts than skin, some of the terrors we choose to ignore

@@smokill91 yeah what bro

I'm not going for a second date😂

He was nice.. but no way in hell 😅

basically means he has no personality, being nice is the bare minimum

No chemistry!

@@thiswillnotdo6027 yup

Is he wrong though?

@@Reaver34567 I think it's a solid artistic decision.

@@Reaver34567 lacks scented candles and oil diffusers

@@paulakerner7923 and unironic airbnb frames hanging on the wall ("Eat. Pray. Love.")

I have been variously decribed as "very male" and "the least gay person in the world". I can confirm that I have never installed a lamp shade and lived for three years with a bare light bulb and entirely blank white walls in my room.

Thank you!!

Yeah seriously worth looking into doing more of ... for reasons. No hetero.

@@Joel-Haver 😜😫

Yea it really brought out your eyes and face shape. No homo.

Unironically you look really good. Frames your face really well.

sorry, what, Please expand, this has got to be a fascinating story.

Greg and Jose sure are wacky guys

You guys remember Josephus, who everybody would just call Jose even tho he wasnt Latino, who dented this jagged ass toyota one time and told everyone it was supersourbob and everybody believed him? That was fun. Remember that, guys?

@@HorstEwald I remember

@@raymondbrendel2781 yees lmaoo

Big mistake there, honestly. That's how you end up on a cold case files episode or some bs

No woman in her right mind would do that

@@leoninenoble I legit had a college friend who went to the back of some guy’s van to see some puppies. Shockingly, there actually were puppies, and she did not get murdered.

@@nickcarroll8565 Holy fuck how can someone be that naive

@@leoninenoble we gave her so much shit for that. We’d always make fun of her asking her to step away from her drink for a few minutes.

@SørenCast Z I'm sorry you had that experience. Dating sucks.

@SørenCast Z Hey, don't worry, it's possible to not lie and still give off serial killer vibes.

@@grmpf I once told my fiancee when we started going out that when she'd come see my house for the first time she'd never leave... Because you know, its very nice and well decorated... 5 years later and she still gives me shit about it.

@ right? Empathy is incredible lol

@@chastion3689 lmao, not gonna lie, I'd probably bring that up for the rest of my life, that's hilarious

same, i cringed really hard

I jumped😭

It would have made more sense for a guy like this to say "m'lady"

@@graydenday3760 or "female"

I got a vivid image of the Cat Noir superhero greeting Ladybug.😂

haha the look he gave at the end sealed it haha

I just thought you were different..😐

I think since he phrased all these as verbs it should have been "spelunk" )

He fucked up that line and kept it in and it's hilarious.

You should get a medal for this transcription 😄👍🏽

Deep sea explidition*

69 likes nice (⌐■_■)

would be a shame if somebody ( •_•)>⌐■-■

Destroyed that (•_•)

you misspelled expladore

did he like it???

@@GeorgeWard14 he didnt, it was like:"ah, okay if you say so", he was hurt but he didnt want to mention it because it was already akward enough

@@hannvok thanks for explaining

Power is power.

Save some pussy for the rest of us

You're the fucker who my ex cheated on me with aren't you

Dude that is hilarious. I think I am going to use this one some day haha

why do i find these replies so funny 😭

Nice

Ok there's very serious problems with your comment andto point out the fact that there were no "male friends" in this video would only be scratching the surface, so I will leave this one for the philosophers to figure out.

@@1Peasant I'm talking about the other videos in this trilogy. We're on the same side here friend. Let's try to educate rather than shame.

Well...yeah. Good points. I don't know how I got here and I didn't know there was a trilogy. Honestly I thought this was an exaggeration of a female conversation. I'll watch the full trilogy soon but I still am extremely doubting that it's going to be "realistic" if two males had a conversation that sounds anything like this.

You both are so polite or am I in a really calm state...

Luna sea and 1Peasant, polite internet discourse isn't dead.

good take

I like how u used matthew and sarah instead of john and beth

they are for sure more dangerous lol

I think the point is that the guy is clearly full of shit to the point that you don't really even have to ask if he's lieing about that too.

@@brianfrost303 probably, but either way it comes across like she sort of buys it and is just disappointed about it "only" being deep sea exploration and spelunking, which is somehow even funnier to me

@@MalkuthSephira true, the heart wants what it wants, when you're after a skydiver... a deep sea explorator or spelunkerer just doesn't cut it 😂

but a skydiver is in the sky; where are those other two huh?

It's giving me that vibes too lmao

It is an "artistic" indie movie.

Should be

This reminds of me of this bad movie called making the rules with robin thicke and Jaime Pressly. It was just so awkward from start to finish lol

It's not as bad when a guy tells you he lied instantly, not after sex

What about the: "Oh, that's not actually my dog, that's my nephew...."

What is WITH the people who pose with random dogs in their dating profiles?? There's so many of them! I always end up with: "oh, that's not actually my dog. It's my friend's dog. In truth, I hate dogs. Yeah I know I said I love dogs in my profile, but I only wrote that because everyone seems to live dogs, right? And I guess it makes me look more caring or something. But I never want to live with a pet. Ever. At all. I know you said your dream life is having lots of pets and your dream job is working in the animal industry...but if I impress you enough on this date, I'm sure you'd choose me over a dumb animal anyway, right?" Just...wow....thanks for wasting my time. Bonus points if they're the type of asshole who expects me to dump my dog and cat at the pound if we move in together. Bold of you to assume you'll have a 2nd date after all these lies...let alone that we'll move in together one day! And even bolder for someone I've known for 17 minutes to assume he has a say in what happens to the dog I've had for 12 years and the cat ive had for 17 years! lol

@@handsdowntoo7150 Lot to take in here...

@SørenCast Z Oh, we're not dating them. We're swiping left for sure, but there are so many guys who put those exact things in their profiles and I don't know why they think that'll get them anywhere. It's like 50% of guys on dating apps too, it's crazy. I've had to do a lot of left swipes XD

@@handsdowntoo7150 too true

You're a stranger to me dude, but let's sit down and real talk. 7 months ago you posted this, is this still legit? Does this still speak to you?

About me too but on the guys face

Its a serious issue because there's a huge scamming community set up in any and every dating site. It really sucks tbh

@@PaasolOfficial Is there really? I considered trying one but the thought of catfish changed my mind.

@@stupidrainbo yeah, there are a lot of scammers on online dating sites. That being said, they're usually targeted at men, and they tend to be pretty easy to sort out based on how they act. Anyone asking you to make any payments or sign up for something in order to meet are just trying to scam you. Just make sure the site you're on is one regularly used and trusted, and be smart. Its not an issue to the point of ruining the entire online dating scene.

@@PaasolOfficial Very helpful, thanks!

@@stupidrainbo no problem :)

My mom sent me it! Look up Pac-Man button down and it comes up!

@@Joel-Haver are you a pessimist? Glass half full, glass half empty? Button up, button *down* ?

I am so old I thought it was a pyjama too! So he was dressed up to see her right?

@Big man I thought Dusk was making a joke tbh. It got me at first but upon THIRD read I laughed my ass off 😂

Oh my god nooo 😫

Guinea Pig was probably eating his soul. Give the fuck a chance. Long Live Jesus.

I see you are a person of culture too.

Deep sea skydiving is the most dangerous.

​@@ShadeDrawsespecially with those sky caves

happened to every girl who made a mistake installing tinder

The word "wants" in this sentence is so powerful lmao

Now THAT was a rollercoaster

No offense, but that sounds attractive - an artist who does claymation and is probably not so desperate to get a job for rent that they seek out and encourage others to seek out passions instead of being stuck in a job that kills their soul just for housing? Also, his parents sound nice enough to be understanding that the housing costs are outrageous and the importance of art.

this is actually kinda cool ngl

"OMG he's all these things I don't like so I dated him" I have a magic trick where I just never interact with people I don't like and they disappear

you're watching it happen right now lol. the algorithm has taken hold!

That's what makes it realistic tbh. I've never not tried to not try my hand at winging it. When it comes to life, you just can't help but wing it ya know?

iirc they've said they improvise a reasonable amount within the sketches and from the occasional outtakes in credits you can tell that's the case. e.g. in the video "guy who has a time machine and uses it to watch forgettable movies"

Do you have a script for interactions in real life?

Because it's really a front for your other hobbies - deep sea exploration and spelunking?

Don't worry, if you say "no homo" its all gud.

@@weneedmoreconsideratepeopl4006 💀💀

You admire Mr.I-Did-Not-Make-Song?