Giuliani Acted With Trump's "Knowledge And Consent" When Conspiring With Parnas In Ukraine

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The House Intelligence Committee released a trove of "ridiculously incriminating" evidence provided by Lev Parnas that points to Donald Trump's direct involvement in Rudy Giuliani's activities in Ukraine. #Monologue #Colbert #Comedy
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@VeganDefinition
@VeganDefinition 4 роки тому
This is how many times Stephen Colbert has roasted Trump 👇🏾
@kathysmith6413
@kathysmith6413 4 роки тому
whatever it is not enough
@JT-xj1pg
@JT-xj1pg 4 роки тому
You're so desperate for likes, that's sad
@ronjohnson21
@ronjohnson21 4 роки тому
It never gets old!👌👍😆
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 4 роки тому
markmac 🤭
@cookies3780
@cookies3780 4 роки тому
Multiplied by ten.
@depressionbeard9882
@depressionbeard9882 4 роки тому
“Trump immediately cited his favorite source: many.” 😂
@frankisays2much
@frankisays2much 4 роки тому
Don't forget his imaginary friend, "Jim". 🤣
@Vagajammer
@Vagajammer 4 роки тому
@@frankisays2much ...or his token black friend
@frankisays2much
@frankisays2much 4 роки тому
@@Vagajammer You mean HIS African American.
@viksaggu9085
@viksaggu9085 4 роки тому
And Jared, from subway?
@kathleenhammett849
@kathleenhammett849 4 роки тому
Aye, Mr Many People, Mr They Say, Mr My Friend Jim.. All the voices in his head?
@ProctorsGamble
@ProctorsGamble 4 роки тому
Giuliani: What’s your favorite lie? Impotus: I don’t lie. Giuliani: Mine too!
@thePronto
@thePronto 4 роки тому
Good one...
@janetokeefe5130
@janetokeefe5130 4 роки тому
Perfect!
@adrianwaterman133
@adrianwaterman133 4 роки тому
Brilliant
@con9tessa
@con9tessa 4 роки тому
Love that one!!!
@MapleRhubarb
@MapleRhubarb 4 роки тому
Clearly he's suffered from running the dishwasher ten times, or having to flush the toilets forever!
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 4 роки тому
Well, if Trump didn’t keep flushing his diapers down the toilet, he wouldn’t keep clogging it!
@jimyarbrough9935
@jimyarbrough9935 4 роки тому
We know hes lieing about flushing the toilet because hes full of $#@.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 4 роки тому
Jim Yarbrough we know he’s full of himself.
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 роки тому
To be fair, with his diet maybe he does need to flush 10 times?
@mariag.8242
@mariag.8242 4 роки тому
and does anyone think he’s run a dishwasher in his life?
@patriceturnipseed9226
@patriceturnipseed9226 4 роки тому
"Two words not usually associated with President Trump. Knowledge and consent". Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣
@abdelhakkhalil7684
@abdelhakkhalil7684 4 роки тому
Absolutely! Trump made the late night shows' hosts! Colbert is really here because of Trump.
@JB-xl2jc
@JB-xl2jc 4 роки тому
Abdelhak Khalil Colbert was successful long before Trump and will be long after him
@abdelhakkhalil7684
@abdelhakkhalil7684 4 роки тому
@@JB-xl2jc I agree, I should have clarified that. What I meant to say is Trump made Colbert more popular. In fact, just about 2 years ago, Colbert has become the number 1 host of the late night show.
@JB-xl2jc
@JB-xl2jc 4 роки тому
Abdelhak Khalil Ahhhh gotcha, that makes a lot more sense. I was a fan of Colbert since his Daily Show days and into the Report; but there’s no denying the current political idiocy has bumped his recognition and ratings!
@abdelhakkhalil7684
@abdelhakkhalil7684 4 роки тому
@@JB-xl2jc And rightly so. Colbert was always good, but now he and his team are geniuses and the irony is that Trump uncovered that.
@sawahtb
@sawahtb 4 роки тому
I guess we will find out if the GOP has a shred of dignity left.
@Nefilum
@Nefilum 4 роки тому
We already did. They don't.
@sylviamorgan5
@sylviamorgan5 4 роки тому
Sarah H We already know the answer.
@jazziered142
@jazziered142 4 роки тому
They've already exposed themselves to what they are.
@mbabaneamputee7725
@mbabaneamputee7725 4 роки тому
They don’t :)
@mitchjones9342
@mitchjones9342 4 роки тому
Nefilum You said it!
@ljosephdumas3113
@ljosephdumas3113 4 роки тому
"I just have to suffer through it..." Most pathetic 'human' being, EVER.
@linkeffect82
@linkeffect82 4 роки тому
Pretty much, though the ones that work willingly and lie so candidly for him are pretty close to that top spot.
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797
@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 4 роки тому
Thank goodness someone in the State Department had Yovanivitch’s back and “got her out on the next plane”. I wonder what they know but can’t prove yet?
@thePronto
@thePronto 4 роки тому
The State Department told her to flee her post for a reason. There must be a shit-ton of incriminating evidence being held under a lid by 'someone' (e.g. Pompeo). But enough people know about it that it will blow wide open once they feel safe enough.
@alexanderrussell7597
@alexanderrussell7597 4 роки тому
The DSS is an excellent organisation. When you have a president who even in his convoluted mind, he’s even consider to whack one of the state department’s ambassador because she didn’t want to do an illegal act to forego an action benefiting trumps chances for the 2020 election.
@johnabbot1585
@johnabbot1585 4 роки тому
We need access to that safe...
@ladyjatlpoweradiocom
@ladyjatlpoweradiocom 4 роки тому
OMG, this corroborates Maria's story that she felt threatened. I feel bad for her she was just doing her job.
@Ncobb2334
@Ncobb2334 4 роки тому
ladyj@atlpoweradio.com How about she is going to go through some things? Nixon was a gentleman.
@jackjay7211
@jackjay7211 4 роки тому
ladyj@atlpoweradio.com go vote 🗳
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому
Anyone having to work for Trump will either fold,go insane, or just quit.
@robertrichard6107
@robertrichard6107 4 роки тому
I still can't believe my female Republican House of Representatives member was still denying Trump did anything wrong or of an Impeachable offense.
@andrewjohnson6716
@andrewjohnson6716 4 роки тому
ladyj@atlpoweradio.com “Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?”
@frankisays2much
@frankisays2much 4 роки тому
Best phrase of 2020: "The Articles of Impeachment against Donald John Trump"
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 роки тому
I'm still holding out for "The conviction and sentencing of Donald John Trump"... ...I guess one can dream.
@Vagajammer
@Vagajammer 4 роки тому
@@JT-xj1pg Drumpf won't release it unless he gets to co-star in it.
@Dakhoth
@Dakhoth 4 роки тому
@markmac I think we're more likely to see "disgraced president fakes heart attack."
@spacerivernews
@spacerivernews 4 роки тому
Didn't know the j in donald j trump was john. Learned something new today.
@davidhollenshead4892
@davidhollenshead4892 4 роки тому
The best phrase of 2021 will be "We executed the Russian Asset known as Donald J. Trump at 12:01 am..."
@michelchartrand3719
@michelchartrand3719 4 роки тому
When Mitch read "Donald John Trump" that third time, I think I actually heard some sadness and choking up in his voice.
@thePronto
@thePronto 4 роки тому
Isn't "John" a slang expression for the client of a prostitute? Ironic, no?
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 4 роки тому
@@thePronto Spot0on, rather than ironic.
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 4 роки тому
Michel Chartrand - nah, that was either just his breakfast, or the crow he is now being forced to eat.
@andrewmontenegroe3296
@andrewmontenegroe3296 4 роки тому
I think we all heard...”how the hell I am going to cover this up?”
@daviddelaney2407
@daviddelaney2407 4 роки тому
as per Randy Rainbow, we've found it's actually Donald Jessica Trump. --Dave, the pink glasses are iconic
@cindila2000
@cindila2000 4 роки тому
He called out the names as a threat to who would go down with him. Scare tactic 101
@JSkyGemini
@JSkyGemini 4 роки тому
He'll also mention their families. He has no shame and no limit.
@tripwire4727
@tripwire4727 4 роки тому
Lol, only limited intelligence. Never underestimate the depths of stupidity, though....
@michealbay1290
@michealbay1290 4 роки тому
You Muslim?
@cindila2000
@cindila2000 4 роки тому
Micheal Bay yes. You?
@miskatonicalumni5612
@miskatonicalumni5612 4 роки тому
If someone would just tell Trump that Obama can hold his breath for 10 whole minutes Trump wouldn't be president for much longer.
@reganbigmuzzabaker1992
@reganbigmuzzabaker1992 4 роки тому
Ha ha i like
@Ncobb2334
@Ncobb2334 4 роки тому
Conspiracat At least ten. Many people say it is many more than ten.
@darkenergy3742
@darkenergy3742 4 роки тому
That is Manslaughter
@redlady222
@redlady222 4 роки тому
Simple and Brilliant 😂😂
@ittakesallkinds809
@ittakesallkinds809 4 роки тому
You're brilliant!
@Aristotelezz
@Aristotelezz 4 роки тому
Without the perfect phone call no one would've known about this mess.
@thePronto
@thePronto 4 роки тому
After he skated by on the Mueller report it was predictable that he would go 'full corruption mode'. The WH staff who aren't part of his mafia cabal were just waiting for him to get careless before they blew the whistle. The number of them who filed a complaint or spoke with lawyers says it all. They were damned if they were going to be the next Bob Haldeman/Ollie North/Scooter Libby/'obligatory GOP fall guy'.
@alexanderrussell7597
@alexanderrussell7597 4 роки тому
He got too emboldened and spoiled with the outcome of the mueller report thereby claiming that he’s the president and he can do anything! That’s a follow through during the campaign period when he said that he can shoot someone in the time square and not lose a vote!
@BrainDeadIcon
@BrainDeadIcon 4 роки тому
It’s a “witch hunt” huh? Well we’ve found a lot of witches so far
@thomashooper9148
@thomashooper9148 4 роки тому
Hahaha sure you have! You wouldn’t be talking out of your rear?
@David-zg7wv
@David-zg7wv 4 роки тому
@@thomashooper9148 i know these libtard fools!! Since when is EVIDENCE considered something the. Courts use
@niveknanorc7316
@niveknanorc7316 4 роки тому
@Dak Lamerbusch so he can enjoy his "many" friends,,er fiends,,,
@bandiit420
@bandiit420 4 роки тому
@Didymus Mac Flynn is an innocent man who is now withdrawing his guilty plea because he's innocent.
@purplepill1799
@purplepill1799 4 роки тому
Not even Holloween would have seen so many ghosts as the Republicans after elections this year! 💯
@MikeIdy6000
@MikeIdy6000 4 роки тому
Citing his favorite source: "Many"
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 4 роки тому
So he’s citing Legion, for he is many.
@queenannesrevenge1437
@queenannesrevenge1437 4 роки тому
@@Chunkboi Many demons crawling around inside him.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 4 роки тому
Queen Anne's Revenge they’ve been trying to get out and find a better host.
@windbreaker57
@windbreaker57 4 роки тому
That's tremendous!
@WhiteFangofWar
@WhiteFangofWar 4 роки тому
@@queenannesrevenge1437 Covefe f'tagn.
@polkabills
@polkabills 4 роки тому
This is Stephen Colbert's finest work! Every single joke deserves an EMMY.
@kalindatchev994
@kalindatchev994 4 роки тому
True, there was some extremely high-quality stuff in there... and lots of it!
@rachaelsman2
@rachaelsman2 4 роки тому
You will hate yourself for saying that soon .ukposts.info/have/v-deo/hYKleZ2bnqCQuYU.html
@rachaelsman2
@rachaelsman2 4 роки тому
@@kalindatchev994 if it's anything but high quality laughter your probably being lied to. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/hYKleZ2bnqCQuYU.html
@vwa9832
@vwa9832 4 роки тому
yo, you straight gangsta yo! you spit rhymes?
@lisabradley35
@lisabradley35 4 роки тому
My favorite monologue this year.
@JamesFilbird
@JamesFilbird 4 роки тому
Outstanding monologue Stephen. You're a breath of fresh air after a full day of enduring all the madness going on in the world. Keep up the great comedy and entertainment you give us in each of your performances.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому
Gotta laugh, even if it's maniacal.
@bubbles3161
@bubbles3161 4 роки тому
That's what you get when you get your news from late shows that are classified as comedy entertainment. LOL !😉 "TDS"
@roni6215
@roni6215 4 роки тому
For as long as the GOP 's fascist regime allows comedians.
@KingSulley
@KingSulley 4 роки тому
It's sad that were laughing at this. Not too long ago half the country would be out with pitch forks.
@vwa9832
@vwa9832 4 роки тому
yo, you straight gangsta yo!
@chrismaxwell2274
@chrismaxwell2274 4 роки тому
30%
@JSkyGemini
@JSkyGemini 4 роки тому
That sounds like a plan, actually!
@JudyTootCorn
@JudyTootCorn 4 роки тому
Now that would be a true "witch hunt".
@khazms
@khazms 4 роки тому
Yeah, well that's illegal and also no one wants mace or tear gas and baton/shield bashing their faces.
@Matt-bg5wg
@Matt-bg5wg 4 роки тому
Sure sounds like they were planning to "take" Yovonovich out.
@MrRyan-wu4jx
@MrRyan-wu4jx 4 роки тому
Matt Coombes that’s the reason she was on the first plane out of there without being told why. The fbi knew the president’s goons were gonna assassinate her.
@irenegewinner8193
@irenegewinner8193 4 роки тому
Who hired Hyde? He's obviously a member of Murder, Inc.
@mariag.8242
@mariag.8242 4 роки тому
It’s scary stuff and sure needs investigating now - & since the FBI has completed its 4th investigation into Clinton (clearing her again) they have time to do something real
@angelabluebird609
@angelabluebird609 4 роки тому
Their being prosecuted and sentenced needs to set a clear and formidable example that trying to harm our ambassadors will bring long and painful regret.
@con9tessa
@con9tessa 4 роки тому
And not for drinks.
@magicsantos2681
@magicsantos2681 4 роки тому
One word for this administration ... jail! 👌👍😉
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 4 роки тому
She should have signed it with a sharpie, really...
@joanbowden7634
@joanbowden7634 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@frankisays2much
@frankisays2much 4 роки тому
That would have been epic!
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 4 роки тому
The "press secretary" Stephanie Grisham just tweeted about how outrageous it is that everyone who signed the articles of impeachment got a ceremonial pen, as is standard and traditional for big events. Trump's done the same. Furthermore, after the sharpiegate thing with the weather map during the hurricane, his website was selling customized markers for $15/pop.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 роки тому
She has too much self-respect for "the pen you can read from space" (or in Trump's case, "the scrawl you can identify with a drone headed for Iran")...
@b3z3jm3nny
@b3z3jm3nny 4 роки тому
Mason Schwalm it’s so she can give away multiple pens used to sign the impeachment papers, it’s a pretty common practice for bills multiple people would want a souvenir from
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому
I think Colbert’s staff _really_ enjoys mashing Mitch McConnel’s face with mythological creatures.
@sinistar99
@sinistar99 4 роки тому
Mitchological creatures...
@alexanderrussell7597
@alexanderrussell7597 4 роки тому
Their great inspiration is Moscow Mitch features himself 😀😀
@tuckerbowen4626
@tuckerbowen4626 3 роки тому
Technically Cthulhu is a _literary_ creature...
@SNUPE_FOXX92
@SNUPE_FOXX92 4 роки тому
This shit is hilarious.... dude legit left a paper trail 😂
@openmind763
@openmind763 4 роки тому
Once impeached, always impeached and forever impeached.
@pallao3500
@pallao3500 4 роки тому
"Trumo" fits really well actually; It's an anagram of "Tumor".
@verfuncht
@verfuncht 4 роки тому
How is a foreign official saying "I'll help you get re-elected if you get rid of someone who says bad things about me" not the most corrupt thing imaginable?
@elizabethroberts9117
@elizabethroberts9117 4 роки тому
One Woman Died Having Acid Thrown In Her Face. She Was With Team Yovanovitch! M. Yovanonvitch Left Ukraine remembering What Happened To Her. Now, (She) was being Threatened....., I'd Leave Too!!!!!!
@LSM_Lover
@LSM_Lover 4 роки тому
It is
@evanpatterson7098
@evanpatterson7098 11 місяців тому
It was only Tuesday. He was just getting warmed up.😂😂
@stevepax2809
@stevepax2809 4 роки тому
so guilty---any senator who votes innocent is an accomplice.
@sharonmullins1957
@sharonmullins1957 4 роки тому
Worse than that at this point; traitors.
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 4 роки тому
Yup. Yeah. Yup.
@jbcoolestgamer9786
@jbcoolestgamer9786 4 роки тому
Trump 2020... sue me
@tonib.3016
@tonib.3016 4 роки тому
@DAVID GOERTZ you do realize that trump is allowed to submit exculpatory evidence right? Yet he hasn't produced even a single document,nor has he allowed a single witness like Pompeo,Bolton or Mulvaney to testify. Sure...let's hear from Hunter Biden tho,even tho that's just SO fucking stupid but whatever,I dont even GAF. If Dumpy had any evidence or witnesses he could produce to prove hes innocent,why hasn't he done that yet? Or do you always believe what pathological liars like Dump tell ya?
@brandoncrusen9160
@brandoncrusen9160 4 роки тому
@DAVID GOERTZ You do realize Trump admitted to impeachable conduct? This is not about second hand witnesses. It's pretty fucking clear.
@myself047
@myself047 4 роки тому
I really want a journalist to ask him the names of the 1. Many 2. A lot of people 3. People 4. Some That he keeps bringing out to validate his lies.
@maraplantrees4543
@maraplantrees4543 4 роки тому
aShura everyone, everybody, IN HISTORY
@paulallen579
@paulallen579 4 роки тому
This. How does he get away with this? Just ask ”I don’t think you’re correct, can you name some of them?” And if he refuses, ask ”so we have to take your word on blind faith?”.
@simongiles9749
@simongiles9749 4 роки тому
@markmac Don't forget John Baron, that reliable source who sounds "nothing" like Trumo.
@Bevity
@Bevity 4 роки тому
There are too many to name, any one of them can tell you that!
@B_Bodziak
@B_Bodziak 4 роки тому
And what exactly are they always "saying"?
@rancisgamer
@rancisgamer 4 роки тому
It wasn't pen after pen... she uses different colors to appeal to the man child president. That's the only way he will read it...oooh colorful
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 роки тому
Yes. It was actually all the primary colours from a box of Crayola (an added bonus is she gets in a free Queer Pride message - nothing like a little side-shade for Pence).
@dannythompson1948
@dannythompson1948 4 роки тому
@Susan Sullivan there's nothing homophobic about that guys comment.. Queer is not an offensive term. And if you've defending pence, then you are lost, ma'am..
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 роки тому
@Susan Sullivan really, Susan? That was your take from that post? Have fun in upside-down land, then (also, "homophobic" probably doesn't need the qualifier "rude", but as Little Ms Prissy here is struggling with simple English comprehension, let alone jokes, I can probably let that slide...). Also, Danny, I feel ya, but not a guy. But I don't really mind - and yeah, if a Pence-Defence is where that was going, then I'll just sashay on outta THIS thread. Girl's gotta have standards ;-)
@mamawray
@mamawray 4 роки тому
"It's all in the family". I died.
@dannyhughes6306
@dannyhughes6306 4 роки тому
The notes were written on Ritz Carlton Vienna note paper. Wasn't Nunes in Vienna last year...???
@sajadb_dev
@sajadb_dev 4 роки тому
I swear just leave trump with Gordon Ramsay in a room alone he'll confess to everything, I've been watching kitchen nightmares too much
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 4 роки тому
I'm firmly convinced if you just left Trump in a room with a tape recorder and a mirror you'd have a full confession in fifteen minutes.
@mariposa9506
@mariposa9506 4 роки тому
Do you need an intervention?
@mc1412007
@mc1412007 4 роки тому
@@danielgehring7437 u mean seconds
@rasmie8858
@rasmie8858 4 роки тому
Trump: My tax returns are good, perhaps the best in history of tax returns Ramsay: Your lies...are bland, dry, dreadful. Ghastly.
@zachschmidt
@zachschmidt 4 роки тому
Nino would get a confession out of him, and he'd have the pictures to prove it.
@georgelayton6641
@georgelayton6641 4 роки тому
Poor trump, he's had to live with himself his entire life.
@wizardtim8573
@wizardtim8573 4 роки тому
Considering how narcissistic he is, probably the best life he could've had o.O
@ChaoticAngelKitten
@ChaoticAngelKitten 4 роки тому
He loves himself more then he loves anything... even KFC... so I think he’s ok with that... if he could marry himself, he probably would... and then he probably wouldn’t ever get divorced again because he’s his own best match... >,> most other people can’t stand him in more then small doses.
@ChaoticAngelKitten
@ChaoticAngelKitten 4 роки тому
@Filhote de Atum ya you're probably right but he still loves himself more. Lol
@loinnirwhitby6689
@loinnirwhitby6689 4 роки тому
I really can't imagine anyone who deserves it more.
@tracer740
@tracer740 4 роки тому
@@cmdraftbrn - ... YIPES!
@pascal9055
@pascal9055 4 роки тому
“Many” and “They” are equally his favorites.
@hawkeye5955
@hawkeye5955 4 роки тому
The "many" only exists in his head.
@k.nicoledavis8537
@k.nicoledavis8537 4 роки тому
But still loves them more than Eric!
@niveknanorc7316
@niveknanorc7316 4 роки тому
He is Legion,,,
@alexanderrussell7597
@alexanderrussell7597 4 роки тому
I’m wondering sometimes who’s talking, smeagol or gollum? Or the bloody lord of mordor!!
@theheartofablackbird2109
@theheartofablackbird2109 4 роки тому
I thought the J stood for "Jackass"?
@TheEcono
@TheEcono 4 роки тому
😂💯
@theheartofablackbird2109
@theheartofablackbird2109 4 роки тому
@ Nah, he's not even smart enough.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 4 роки тому
President 💩: “The J stands for ‘jene-yiss’.”
@niveknanorc7316
@niveknanorc7316 4 роки тому
same : )
@Hi.Im.Chucky
@Hi.Im.Chucky 4 роки тому
Mitch sounded like he was about to cry .
@thePronto
@thePronto 4 роки тому
Because he saw himself on the monitors wearing that 40's gangster suit.
@vivigesso3756
@vivigesso3756 4 роки тому
@Ghenghis Khan Turtles are physically unable to cry.
@Shylade
@Shylade 4 роки тому
Yup.. his career is done and he knows it. It’s a bad situation to be in for him. Damned if you do damned if you don’t so might as well play dumb
@dmarie923
@dmarie923 4 роки тому
@@vivigesso3756 underrated
@Izandaia
@Izandaia 4 роки тому
I think that last line from Trump, "Ah to hell with it, I just have to suffer through it the way I have all my life" really reveals something about how he views the world and current events. I think he honestly believes, in his heart of hearts, that all this stuff will just blow over, that he's not gonna suffer any consequences for his behavior, just like he always hasn't. He thinks he just has to wait it out, to "suffer through it", and then everything will be fine.
@kruleworld
@kruleworld 4 роки тому
There won't be any consequences and it will just blow over... Do you really think, in your heart of hearts, that Republicans will look at the evidence and vote with their conscience?
@adamdreke
@adamdreke 4 роки тому
It's sad but probably true that he won't face many, if any consequences. We need to vote him out!
@B_Bodziak
@B_Bodziak 4 роки тому
Ahh, isn't he just such a victim.
@lexyswope
@lexyswope 4 роки тому
Like we've suffered his nastiness since the 2016 primary.
@fuRRioso
@fuRRioso 4 роки тому
That’s a really good observation. The guy goes through life like that apparently
@TheSuzberry
@TheSuzberry 4 роки тому
Trump has a second source: Some.
@Games_and_Music
@Games_and_Music 4 роки тому
He has People, Some and Many. Also his senses work intermittently from each other, sometimes he sees, sometimes he hears, he even reads sometimes.
@merylbonderow5993
@merylbonderow5993 4 роки тому
Have you heard about “A YUGE Number?” Them, too.
@fortepiano4491
@fortepiano4491 4 роки тому
Body once told me
@sdfkjgh
@sdfkjgh 4 роки тому
Forte Piano: www.neilcic.com/mouthsounds/ www.neilcic.com/mouthsilence/ www.neilcic.com/mouthmoods/
@tomaf
@tomaf 4 роки тому
Not to mention "some very smart people." ;-P
@josealbertoriveradonan2761
@josealbertoriveradonan2761 4 роки тому
Stephen deserves an EMMY for everytime he has delivered such good jokes just as the Mc’ Cthulu monster one. 😂
@Palidor19
@Palidor19 7 місяців тому
One of the best skits I’ve seen, performed and executed flawlessly
@protiliusproductions
@protiliusproductions 4 роки тому
“Let’s obey laws.” LOL!!!
@TheReal008Zulu
@TheReal008Zulu 4 роки тому
It almost sounded like the Turtle was going to start crying. I guess the gravity of the situation had caught up with him, and he realised he was backing a lame horse.
@jeffcolorado
@jeffcolorado 4 роки тому
trump calling out names is a subtle way of threatening, "If I go down, you go down with me." Interesting there were no women mentioned in his litany.
@robbinsmith4806
@robbinsmith4806 4 роки тому
Good point.
@mohameddahir4338
@mohameddahir4338 4 роки тому
Jeff B good one ☝🏼
@Vanillastump
@Vanillastump 4 роки тому
If only the senate would actually do their jobs.
@trishs706
@trishs706 4 роки тому
"we the people" can dream...
@hannahrachel5099
@hannahrachel5099 4 роки тому
“Ava-cadaver ta-dead” I lost it 😂 I’m laughing so much right now 😂
@scottmorgan8333
@scottmorgan8333 4 роки тому
Trump doing a roll call is like he's checking for loyalty. Like he invited them all and he kept a list to see who showed up and who didn't. So awkward.
@Jillians1025
@Jillians1025 4 роки тому
Yep. That buffoon can't help himself.
@ellamone9998
@ellamone9998 4 роки тому
That's good, Trump will be ready for his roll calls a few times a day in jail. Nice practice in reverse hahaha
@hlcepeda
@hlcepeda 4 роки тому
Honestly
@stuartjamesgemmell
@stuartjamesgemmell 4 роки тому
This is so true. Checking for loyalty but also a threat like ‘we’re all going down if we don’t stick together’
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому
Well, he expected loyalty from James Comey. How did that turn out?
@SilverLaBelle
@SilverLaBelle 4 роки тому
I feel like Colbert has DMed a lot of Dungeons and Dragons with that explanation. I was ready to get my dice and character sheet ready.
@sydneymarshall3204
@sydneymarshall3204 4 роки тому
5:34 he had to write the crime down. He couldn’t remember which crime he had gone there to commit.
@dafttool
@dafttool 4 роки тому
If Trump is tired of suffering, he can always resign 🤔
@jrtortellini2540
@jrtortellini2540 4 роки тому
God no. He has helped us way to much. Lower taxes has really helped my family survive and plus keeping my job with a huge raise I just got.. thank God Hilary didn't get in and tax us another 20 percent.. when you grow up and work one day you will understand
@yourfavoritegames4971
@yourfavoritegames4971 4 роки тому
At least Hillary knew how to read a teleprompter and go to a rally without screaming lightbulbs that make him look orange when even an Oompa Loompa would so it looks like a blind man gave him a spray tan
@jrtortellini2540
@jrtortellini2540 4 роки тому
@@yourfavoritegames4971 OMG.. that's why you hate him ? You will love Sharia law.. and when Democrats get back in free speech will be gone and posting bad comments about political persons can give you a massive life penalty in all other countries
@hungfao
@hungfao 4 роки тому
@@jrtortellini2540 I, too, got a huge raise, but Trump remains an imbecile. I've been around since Eisenhower. Trump is the worst president in my lifetime. So when you say things like 'He has helped us way too much', I have no idea what you mean by 'us'. You are the spokesperson for no one. So, you must be speaking about yourself in which case it isn't surprising that you would think, like Trump, that the nation and the world revolves around you and your situation. More people haven't benefited one iota than have. The truth is that he is running his campaign as 'promises made, promises kept' - and yet he virtually hasn't kept any of the promise he made as he campaigned. You might respond by asking me to cite the facts and I will be happy to. The list is long, factual, and could make you cry. Or you, yes, you, can always bask in the knowledge that you, yes, you somehow benefited from something Trump did so much that you have to keep reminding everyone just how lucky we all are that you, yes, you, are doing well.
@jrtortellini2540
@jrtortellini2540 4 роки тому
@@hungfao I'm assuming your an Obama fan with sweat blood and tears.. what the hell did he do for this country in 8 years ? What ?
@tonygunk1886
@tonygunk1886 4 роки тому
"Female fool"? Yes because one of the best foreign ambassadors in American history, including 2 awards for her outstanding work.. Is a fool
@Anankin12
@Anankin12 4 роки тому
[female] bc I guess Ukrainian has gendered nouns
@nadyanathania3847
@nadyanathania3847 4 роки тому
they also called a military veteran with a purple heart a fake so
@Liliputian07
@Liliputian07 4 роки тому
DISPOSE OF THE WOMAN -- strange russian fox cartoon
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому
Coming from the administration that put children in cages!
@stevenjordal8427
@stevenjordal8427 4 роки тому
Ohh. Mr. Gunk, Gunk out.
@gogotrololo
@gogotrololo 4 роки тому
Moscow Mitch sounds like he's about to cry as he reads "The articles of impeachment against donald john trump"
@MareShoop
@MareShoop 4 роки тому
GnarlyKicks it’s just his neck wattle vibrating and choking him up 🥰
@gogotrololo
@gogotrololo 4 роки тому
@@MareShoop eww, that guy is so gross LOL
@kris.i1249
@kris.i1249 4 роки тому
"Where's Jared - where's David - where's Mike ... Where am I??"
@alexanderrussell7597
@alexanderrussell7597 4 роки тому
Kris.i > Where’s my cell mates!!
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 4 роки тому
Trump: "I can shoot somebody at the senate impeachment trial and still won't get convicted." Moscow Mitch: "Yes you can, boss. Have fun!" Lindsey Graham: "You need my gun to do that, boss?" Rudy Giuliani: "Leave the corpse for me, boss, I haven't drunk human blood for days." Stephen Miller: "Did someone just say corpse?" [sounds of drooling]
@mikenoble91
@mikenoble91 4 роки тому
Fox News: "Is shooting people even a crime, really?"
@fatlacesthedon
@fatlacesthedon 4 роки тому
Faux news: "I think it's disgusting that the democrats are more mad about the cannibalized person when the presidents shoulder is really hurting, that .38 had an awful lotta kickback, his ears just stopped ringing, I mean do the democrats even care about that!? Disgusting!"
@brickdebrick2167
@brickdebrick2167 4 роки тому
That's enough!! Trump has done nothing wrong and you know it. He just sacrificed his lifestyle to save America and you just criticize him for no reason. Thanks to Trump, the American dream is back. He's a real hero. I thank God every day that he is our President and you should do the same.
@dragon8me2
@dragon8me2 4 роки тому
A round for this man... this comment is as high as height goes. Now.. don't leave out any more monsters... we have perfect actors to star in the monster flicks. A merry monster flick time.
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 4 роки тому
Stephanie Grisham: appears on Fox, tweets a picture of the 2nd Amendment, and continues never giving a press briefing.
@Gabryal77
@Gabryal77 4 роки тому
Ok I lost it at "it's all in the family"
@terryg4415
@terryg4415 4 роки тому
Wouldn’t it have been fun if they broke out into a flashmob happy dance on the way to the Senate?
@jonesfactor9
@jonesfactor9 4 роки тому
How can anyone deny this shit happened or call it fake?
@peterpluim7912
@peterpluim7912 4 роки тому
I guess we will see if individual senators have some kind of spine left.
@connyleicht6567
@connyleicht6567 4 роки тому
Doubt it, but would be really impressed, if there were any...
@rayprice2015
@rayprice2015 4 роки тому
Don't count on it.
@ericno4u
@ericno4u 4 роки тому
Vegas wouldn't touch those numbers
@allnargles
@allnargles 4 роки тому
Putin has a damaging file on everyone and they know it.
@estebanhombredeguerra6503
@estebanhombredeguerra6503 4 роки тому
Citing his favorite source: "many" Legendary!
@joed8694
@joed8694 4 роки тому
Yes, "many" refers to the FOX news team.
@victorhawkins3461
@victorhawkins3461 4 роки тому
Stephen -- thank you and your entire crew for giving me back my sanity once a day, if only for 5 days a week!
@JohnDoe-ou7xm
@JohnDoe-ou7xm 4 роки тому
Victor Hawkins same here
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 4 роки тому
“You sound dumber than Trumo.” Needed that one, thanks Colbert!
@solaris-7115
@solaris-7115 4 роки тому
Sending appreciation from New Zealand 🇳🇿!!
@patlynch6517
@patlynch6517 4 роки тому
Thanks! I would love to visit New Zealand Every day is a fresh nightmare here
@smartmoufx6800
@smartmoufx6800 4 роки тому
"The trial is on like JohnSON, NixON, and ClinTON!" 😂🤣😂
@1000YearBeard
@1000YearBeard 4 роки тому
This was one of the best Late Shows with Stephen Cthulhurt.
@tarrynlea
@tarrynlea 4 роки тому
Truly. Mind-blowing.
@meljamz
@meljamz 4 роки тому
I was soooo waiting on Stephen to say "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego". NAILED IT!!!
@sharonmullins1957
@sharonmullins1957 4 роки тому
I was waiting for Marco?....................Rubio.
@meljamz
@meljamz 4 роки тому
@@sharonmullins1957 that is fuuunnnnyyy😆😆
@aloradawn4874
@aloradawn4874 4 роки тому
The jokes in this episode were so fuking on point lmao!
@Annie-zd6rn
@Annie-zd6rn 4 роки тому
Parnas has spilled the beans on "everyone in the loop." Where have we heard that before? Oh that's right, it was Sondland that said it too. But Parnas mentioned that BARR was also the team!
@suebarrow5973
@suebarrow5973 4 роки тому
I think he will be easy for them to discount. Just think of the Kavanagh fiasco
@steve1978ger
@steve1978ger 4 роки тому
I'm not saying it's necessarily wrong, only that Parnas has shit credibility
@mrdfac
@mrdfac 4 роки тому
@@steve1978ger He wants to stay out of jail.
@riheg
@riheg 4 роки тому
As I understand it the Democrats rushed impeachment so Parnas’ testimony didn’t get included. A show for the media is all. Am I wrong?
@MyPhone-wq8xo
@MyPhone-wq8xo 4 роки тому
This sounds exactly like the Michael Cohen testimony....how many ppl gotta tell the truth
@jessi5872
@jessi5872 4 роки тому
What has he suffered through all his life? Answer: Bone Spurs.
@gameglitch3686
@gameglitch3686 4 роки тому
Answer: Moronic thinking
@lindabisignsni1397
@lindabisignsni1397 4 роки тому
Not a damn thing. Daddy took care of him.
@mimigiggles4199
@mimigiggles4199 4 роки тому
Constipation of the brain, diarrhea of the mouth
@DoveAlexa
@DoveAlexa 4 роки тому
I'm surprised he hasn't made up an ultra rare condition that only he has because he is so special
@mimigiggles4199
@mimigiggles4199 4 роки тому
@Mike Keller his golden toilets are s***y.
@raymondkymsuttle
@raymondkymsuttle 4 роки тому
Truly the best Colbert clip ever. The writers were on fire when they wrote this!
@ryanencher3669
@ryanencher3669 4 роки тому
“citing his favorite source: Many”
@freema9246
@freema9246 4 роки тому
yes. shorthand or "many idiots"
@lesleyleith4440
@lesleyleith4440 4 роки тому
Ryan Encher Or perhaps his favourite Sauce, Special Sauce, from McDonalds. It’s even named after him.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DrownedInExile
@DrownedInExile 4 роки тому
Wasn't that the antagonist from the horror sci-fi game System Shock 2?
@reenakblas2307
@reenakblas2307 4 роки тому
Am off to DC. I have to watch the trial, LIVE. I have grandkids to tell the story. I have to be able to tell them I was there.🤣😂
@GaryandChristy2012
@GaryandChristy2012 4 роки тому
Reena K Blas the trial will be a letdown lol
@mixmastrkno1337
@mixmastrkno1337 4 роки тому
Haha.. Trump sounds like he's trying to reboot Romper Room.."I see David, and Johnny, and Billy, and Rudy..."
@kathyfranklund3787
@kathyfranklund3787 4 роки тому
MixMastrKno1 Only a true Minnesotan wouldn’t understand romper room!
@jrtortellini2540
@jrtortellini2540 4 роки тому
I can't wait till Democrats get back in and rid your filthy free speech.. you should be delt
@evanpatterson7098
@evanpatterson7098 11 місяців тому
Except a retarded criminal version. 😂😂
@koco23
@koco23 2 роки тому
Only two minutes in, Stephen had me laughing so hard, I cried 😂😂💀
@johncampbell335
@johncampbell335 4 роки тому
One of Stephen's finest monologues.
@kenna163
@kenna163 4 роки тому
Even his imaginary friends don't answer him. SAD.
@FollowingUsernamesR
@FollowingUsernamesR 4 роки тому
It gives me chills to see the threatening exchanges between these people and then think about the president of the United States saying she was "going to go through some stuff" to a foreign president. WTF.
@Vanillastump
@Vanillastump 4 роки тому
It’s pronounced “true-mo.” It’s short for “truly a moron”.
@leftyme4568
@leftyme4568 4 роки тому
"It`s all in the family" made my day , but don`t make fun of Parnas, because he might save your country!!!
@roni6215
@roni6215 4 роки тому
If Lev doesn't get "Epsteined " .
@joshualagrimas9555
@joshualagrimas9555 4 роки тому
this is LITERALLY the most historical event in the history of the United States of America. #TrumpForPrison2020
@basicpigeonbee
@basicpigeonbee 4 роки тому
It's not even in top ten, but it is important.
@JoeCAlvarado
@JoeCAlvarado 4 роки тому
Agree
@OTPpride
@OTPpride 4 роки тому
Only because impeachment will lose meaning to partisanship
@germanpereira9544
@germanpereira9544 4 роки тому
Not really but i know what you mean.
@110100111000
@110100111000 4 роки тому
If, even after all the evidence has been brought into public light of day. The Republican party still insists upon hopping along the Drumhead of partisan exoneration. Then least we could do is to call the lot of em Joeys.
@adonisduque
@adonisduque 4 роки тому
Not much of a trial with jury tampering. I mean jury golfing
@LeftIsBest001
@LeftIsBest001 4 роки тому
That "giant impeach" animation was hilarious tonight.. "They got me! They got me.." 😂😂😂 0:29
@g.g.4010
@g.g.4010 4 роки тому
*Brilliant as ever.* _Thank you so much Stephen for keeping us sane in this crazy times._
@lucylincoln3285
@lucylincoln3285 4 роки тому
"Ya don't write the crime down, ya DUMMY!" 🤣🤣🤣
@tzisorey
@tzisorey 4 роки тому
"I could use some good lawyers" While that's true, I think being either a good person, or good at lawyering, would prevent a "good lawyer" from taking that job. That's why you're stuck with Rudy.
@virakchhang
@virakchhang 4 роки тому
"We've got a great show tonight..." I mean.. I was just entertained for 14 minutes; you're telling me there's more?!
@UncleEbenezer77
@UncleEbenezer77 4 роки тому
"America's mayor" to Trumplethinskin's crony...Has there ever been such a yuge fall from grace as Giuliani's? #bigly
@truthalonetriumphs6572
@truthalonetriumphs6572 4 роки тому
It's worse than that ... more looney than Trump 🤣
@mitchjones9342
@mitchjones9342 4 роки тому
Mike Barbas spot on brudda!! America’s mayor in America’s toilet!
@AnnieWarbux
@AnnieWarbux 4 роки тому
I think that Rudy is begging to be on Trumps counsel to claim attorney client priveleges that he would not otherwise have!!
@silentbob7984
@silentbob7984 4 роки тому
@ Mike Barbas Trumplethinskin, I love this! Trumplethinskin and his Trumpalumpas!
@BlueSky-oe4fn
@BlueSky-oe4fn 4 роки тому
My NY friends said that he was not really popular pre 9/11. Everything is a façade. He was just as racist as Trump. The thing is Yorkers survives in BS. Got a friend that worked in car rental company in LV, said that the worst customers are from NYC. The reason is , according to my NY friends, NYC is so populationaly condensed that it push you to be competitive. That's y they believe that if you can make it in NYC you can make it anywhere.
@frankrwalsh
@frankrwalsh 4 роки тому
Rudy looks like he looked into the Ark.
@JT-xj1pg
@JT-xj1pg 4 роки тому
So do you lol
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 4 роки тому
No that's Mitch McConnell, it was one of his alter egos.
@kaivickers166
@kaivickers166 4 роки тому
Frank Walsh - That makes me want to watch Indiana Jones again.
@kaivickers166
@kaivickers166 4 роки тому
J T - I can’t tell if you’re defending Giuliani or are just being a dick.
@MrMome1612
@MrMome1612 4 роки тому
@@JT-xj1pgBe Nice!
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 4 роки тому
The black lady carrying the actual articles goes to my church. CherylJohnson
@831mrscardoso
@831mrscardoso 4 роки тому
Bravo Stephen Colbert! Been waiting for this genius monologue since the Lev Parnas evidence drop and Maddow interview. That's just crazy how they were actually plotting a hit on Ambassador Marie from the inside.
@AsmodeusMictian
@AsmodeusMictian 4 роки тому
"Knowledge and consent..." Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder.....
@nehpets216
@nehpets216 4 роки тому
You might want the Fire Department...
@KitKatToeBeans
@KitKatToeBeans 4 роки тому
tRump: “Many (of the voices in my head) believe..”
@MizuMark
@MizuMark 4 роки тому
Quit giving me hope like hes actually going to he removed from office
@LordVanOskuro
@LordVanOskuro 4 роки тому
Sad thing is, they still are probably going to get away with it.
@duquerendon3919
@duquerendon3919 4 роки тому
Brings a smile to my face watching Nancy Pelosi take such great pleasure in signing the articles of impeachment.. Dear Mrs. Pelosi any chance of me getting one of those pens! Lmao! Inpeachadent Drumf 2020 : )
@mauro.666
@mauro.666 4 роки тому
Locking him up, locking him up, locking him up.
@l1qu1dm3t4lIV
@l1qu1dm3t4lIV 4 роки тому
It still blows my mind how people can ignore all the evidence and facts, while just brushing it off as conspiracy theory.. Intelligent (or so i thought) people..
@LXNL
@LXNL 4 роки тому
I have a theory guys. What if "no 1" is the same person as.................."individual 1" from the other criminal case involving Michael Cohen?
@ivonedefigueiredo9301
@ivonedefigueiredo9301 4 роки тому
Lex Nel It is, isn’t it?
@DesertEagleV
@DesertEagleV 4 роки тому
What kind trial is it when you know the verdict before it begins?
@SpeckleKen
@SpeckleKen 4 роки тому
American.
@trumps-a-hoe
@trumps-a-hoe 4 роки тому
Moscow Mitch sounds like he choking up on them words 😂😂😂
@lebredamcelroy832
@lebredamcelroy832 4 роки тому
Where the PPP tape measure 🐸👹🐀
@trumps-a-hoe
@trumps-a-hoe 4 роки тому
@@redwolfcanisrufus ya he did, could barely get them out near the end 😂😂
@trumps-a-hoe
@trumps-a-hoe 4 роки тому
@@lebredamcelroy832 I see your still on the pipe...its ok, when sanders wins 2020 you can get that looked at with your free healthcare 💩🤡🤯🤯
@gordonanderson3111
@gordonanderson3111 4 роки тому
HUGE demand for one of the pens used to sign this document.
@lesleyleith4440
@lesleyleith4440 4 роки тому
Stephen looked on the verge of a Happy Ending when reading out the Impeachment articles. 😂😂😂😂😂😂💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
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