Well you sure as shit won't get them screaming.

Poland asked calmly.

​@@palpatinethesenatehog7086 Poland is compromised by the Yanks. 🤦

Them staying calm and asking politely is very scary.

And an F-22 Raptor... or 7?

TBH the Helldivers aren't even american, the lore states the world was united by Swedes XD ukposts.info/have/v-deo/g4WmdZitoWqLmKs.html

I'm sure Canada meant a way to use "Spiders from Mars" to practice the Geneva checklist on Earth. He did say "Because the Geneva checklist only applies to things with two legs on this planet"

Instead of democracy, they're going to spread war crimes to the galaxy!

I'm not! Hell, I figured it'd be either them or the Aussies first and us Yanks would be second.

just be thankful its not the australian going and taming them..

It works like a GH combo meter and they're going for a FC

The planets spiciest game of bingo

We are the reason why the Geneva checklist exists in the first place. Even if that isn't true, it warms my cold Canadian heart immensely to believe it. I would advise against harshing my mello, lest I create a new line on that checklist

Finally, someone gets us. There's a lot of repressed feeling going on when all we are is sorry. We need some giant spiders or something to vent on.

@@PropRat2992 Difference is you yell "Geneva!" when you get a full row

BOOTS*

If you haven't watch the video on the Japenese raid on Pearl Harbor. You should, it's really interesting and as awful as it was towards us, the Japenese dropped the ball big time. If they had pulled their plan off perfectly, Nobody would of survived pearl harbor

It would only have been better if he'd started talking like an anime girl halfway through that sentence.

We learned that from the geese

There is a middle ground it's worse then both

there is a middle ground, its called mixing both. such is the propper canadian way, perfectly taught to every canadian in the form of a canadian goose...

The middle ground is civil unrest lol

We call the first mode "Hockey Season"

Dude I died

Even Raptor looked shocked 😂

I spat my beer out laughing

@@user-fi8uc9gb2t It's like hearing yourself on a recording. "Do I sound like that?!"

F22 - "Is it that creepy when I do it?" 😂🤣

that reminds me that game just re-released on steam

Who needs those when you have the worms

Human Rights are for Humans only Xenos.

Human Rights are for Humans only xenos.

@@Mamorufumio ...does it actually work better or should I stick with the cracked and fan patched to work better on a modern system stuff that I've got?

Yeah, I laughed like a madman when I realised that US had like 350 HIMARS when our president announced we plan to buy 500 xD

I mean, the Geneva Convention doesn't apply to _Mars..._

you mean the Geneva Checklist right...?

It's not a war crime the first time. TFE

Wait so you’re telling me that circumventing Canada’s job isn’t what they were founded for?

That's good for other nations, not good for us. We can't have our fun anymore...

It is an earned ptsd. I mean, we did drop two band new suns on the empire of the rising sun… oh look at all that anime …

​@@michaelyoung7261 Misogyny and Pedophilia

I mean, we dropped bombs so big, their dicks got smaller. Or at least thats what the South Park historical documentary says.

​@@michaelyoung7261anime is just mutated cartoons

to be fair, theyre the only country on the planet that had to deal with having 2 sunrises in 1 day... twice...

...anymore.

​@@TheOneWhoMightBethe us took that role unfortunately

@@TheOneWhoMightBe Anymore? Never was. You will dedicate more time to White Christian history studies.

Ah yes the ol’ Gygaxian question. Stops idiots in their tracks nearly every time.

Tell me you’re a DM without telling me you’re a DM

​@@thedragonreborn9856I thought the same. I step into the dark hallway... Are you sure you want to do that?

remember, the favorite response of the US Navy is Proportional response. and 100% is a proportion.

@@BenSuzuki I would if I was heavily armed with a Pulse rifle and a Smart gun. Always be Prepared for anything.

It's easier to win, if you have to face only Russia and not Russia, the rest of Europe and the USA, basically all on your own. Being on the same side as the US might also help a bit in winning.

Weeeell... admittedly, the two previous times, we had our hopes up we'd be on the winning side as well. Three time's the charm, eh? _Now if only that bald mofo in Berlin would deliver some Taurus..._

I am glad Germany is on our side. Yes, their military capability has lacked in the last few decades, but it is still a large nation that could really kick in military industrialisation rapidly if needed. Think about it Germany, you could be in a World War and the Royal navy ISN'T blockading you this time. Unrestricted materials...mmmm

​@@drd675 Germany got compromised by the Yanks.

TO be fair though, the first time was so fricked, the winning side was hard to tell 'til; we got involved.

Yup . . . they graduate, and can't afford rent . . . . Gotta make room for next year's write-offs!

As I am also named David I feel compelled to comment. In SD that's certainly the hope. If we give them attention they really will escalate. I've only seen trace elements in our corporate agendas throughout the county. Colleges, I can only imagine the CSU schools have become even more unsavory.

People said that 20 yrs ago. They don't go away.

The international dibs policy is unbreakable

I was hoping the F-35 would fight HIMARS for dibs 😂

Fkn A right it did 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Apparently, Russia doesn't know about the intergalactic dibs rule

Be careful, the kid is becoming self aware xD

i don't even think its all that creepy when the kid does it, there is just a ton of sexual suggestion in his tone that i need an extra layer of clothes to feel like i'm not being undressed with his radar

"No, it's somehow creeper when you do it" The kid is getting smarter and stronger every day, soon. Uncle Sam would need a lot of stronger containers to stop our boy.😒

MTV is a bad influence.

Aussie song, not sure many will get the ref - but yep you right mate.

I’d say they are more like rally’s lead by professors that have been teaching the ideology of the bad guys for 20 years or so and are now nationally exposed

Freedom is scary

I live in a college town and we don't take likely to squatters sitting on campus grounds and spread trash and feces all over the place. Gross. Damn these kids. Where's the fucking time machine Delorian car when I need it so I can go back to the 80s where gas was only $1 and McDonalds burgers were only $1!?

@@pogo1140 its more the lack of education, reason and ability to think for them self advanced by some apps to dumb the stupid even further.

Dumb kids

That was ingenious

Saved me saying it. Def very funny.

It is now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah. Subtitles are messed up. It took me a moment to figure out why it's so bad to mess with America's boots.

it will be soon

Don't touch the boots ​@@MinnesotaCouchpotato

Bro that destroyed me too 😂

Sometimes it concerns me that some people (myself included) in Canada are oddly proud of our past brutality in war, but it’s also very amusing. I think the funniest part is that there’s such a clear duality of the behaviour of Canadians between peacetime and wartime. Like there’s no in-between. We’re either fully polite or we’re adding to the Geneva Conventions.

O Canada! With respect to Monty Python: "No one expects the Canadian Inquistion..." Being polite for all those years, the Canadian superego finally decides to go on holiday.

​@@Ben_KimberIt conerns the RCMP as well, they put out a paper a few weeks ago that said "Canadians could become a threat to national security if they realize they'll never be able to own a home" 😂😂

@@Ben_Kimber It's either bacon and maple syrup alongside fresh coffee or their liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Canadians: the only people that can switch from Dudley Do-Right to Trevor Phillips in a nanosecond.

SPACEBALLS

That's maybe the funniest joke I have read in a while.

Yup, that's what I was thinking of.

And then provides salient reasoning as to why. Scary, _squared._

This is one of those angry irrational guy gets calm and rational moments isn't it?

@@shawnm1902 Yep, complete with all that entails.

Remember - when we scream or shout we're planning, when we speak calmly we already have a plan ;)

"Oh I love Chinese food... Dad Please?"

@@NAP_OfficialSolid Congressional no.

I read this with the F-22 voice.

It's just the walls next to Russia that are just waiting for the excuse. -From a person who's in a country that's on the border & was occupied for decades.

I am so glad you guys think war is so great and want it to come, TRUST me, You do not ! This Coming from a war vet my friend.

@@Pimps-R-us We don't want it, but if Russia does pull a big stupid, we'll do it. Poland is very much a exaggerated character in HLC's videos. IF THEY FUCK AROUND, THEY WILL FIND OUT.

​@@Pimps-R-us honestly? With the current situation around the world I mind it Like legit, most countries are basically fucked economically speaking and some would be prone to bankruptcy in a matter of a couple decades

@@Pimps-R-us i too am a veteran and i for sure want it....russia needs to find out and its been a long time since america has gone hard in the taint when it comes to conventional warfare.

i missed the dr part and thought you said you had pepper spray in your nose XD like that's mf metal right there

do not...i repeat...do not touch the boats. it triggers some weird fetishes in us gov heads.

@@satakrionkryptomortis And *DO NOT TOUCH OUR BASES!* either.

It's not just in this channel.

Watch Fat Electrician, he breaks down the beginning of the "Don't touch America's boats" and every subsequent time that somebody has done so and the "proportional" response handed out to them that resulted in their complete and total regret for said actions. It's hilarious how he tells it, too.

i swear burke hasn't calmed down since micheal bay made that TV show focused around one of his class

Such a navy line.

Best part is how the boat had a squinty eye - it was channeling its inner Popeye.

You know you are the Danger. When your country is willing to handing out the nuke before handing out you.

it's like hearing yourself in a recording for the first time 😂😂

i need to follow that advice for these videos. the amount of times ive spat my lunch, my juice, my protien shake.. all over my poor phone is kinda embarressing. this guy does good work, though, doesnt he?

Only if other countries stop losing

I mean as far as I'm aware us Canadians gave them some advice on how to keep winning after their civil war

​@@ISAFMobius18 Hegemon 🇺🇲 🤦

America: can you stop breaking my stuff and hurting my people

@@jejeakle don’t touch the boats.

Uraaaanium feeeverrr…

Was it illegal nuclear waste dumping sites from the USSR or actual uranium ore deposits

@@rickbaird3067 deposits, We still don't know how big these deposits are, this is currently being checked

Unsurprising. Uranium is a whole lot more common than most people think. Anywhere that radon gas is a problem for home construction has a major deposit right up near the surface.

No wonder, many of first Russian nukes got uranium mined from Poland And many many AK soldiers were sent there while waiting for “capital punishment”

That’s a Silence of the Lambs reference.

​@@dr.floridamanphd it was brought up in last nights stream and a play off the Kid

@@tonyb7571 which was made famous in the 1991 movie Silence of the Lambs. People have been riffing on that line for 33 years this year.

He also remembers that they have CHINESE and he wants some.

Yup

​@@habitual_linecrosser Netanyahu and company loves you HLC ... 💀☠️👹👺🖤

@@habitual_linecrosser This joke made me spit coffee and laugh uncontrollably in a Dunkin Donuts, and now everyone is staring, so, thanks!

​@@eliannafreely5725At least it wasn't a Tim Hortons!

I see it as a reference to a sex tape that Vladimir has on Trump.

Well the nukes still have to be enabled in DC, otherwise they're just dirty bombs with next to no yield. The F-22 on the other hand can be used without explicit permission.

The exploding sun in a can only be dropped once per bucket. The kid can always return to base for a reload and refuel. Until it is declassified that it is not only built around spite, but its fuel is self-generating spite, I am going to continue living in a world where it can in theory run out of gas.

I _suspect_ 22 is still so far ahead of everything else in the world, that *nobody* gets even a ride-along! I was _pissed_ that _it_ is what was sent to intercept a _state-of-the-art spy balloon platform_ loaded with every kind of high-resolution sensor _possible_ to build! Did you see that thing? 100+ square meters of framework . . . that's a lot of gear!

I lost my shit on that part XD

No its somechow creepier than that.

Because what's left of Canada might be bad for everyone, after what the PMO did to it. And they are passing new rules to give themselves more powers to themselves and the CRA and such.

As an American, I, too, value friendship. Specifically, your country's and mine.

Maybe cause the CAF is in such a state of disrepair due to multiple internal issues and also external such as progressively getting defunded (Our North, Strong and Free funding document is a joke since there are only promises of funding but no commitment) that its capabilities for waging any type of war is slightly below average. It constantly needs support from allies to get anywhere, has to burrow necessary fighting equipment like tanks and transport helicopters from allies, some of which was ours to begin with but had to sell early on due to defunding. And also public support for the CAF is minuscule, a lot of people are apathetic to its situation and a portion of people only care about its concerns for the wrong reasons like diversity, workplace ethics and such. People in Canada ride high off the CAF's history of being a good military that punches above its weight and its peacekeeping operations (which are almost minuscule today) and they just dont bother learning what it is right now, public support for funding is rising but its no where near enough to get that funding fast enough. Just had to rant

@@grefire1947 pretty much nothing pisses me off more in Canadian politics than how all of the parties use military spending to score points off each other. One party gains power, they instantly cancel every procurement deal the last government made, saying some bs or other... Just because they can't allow any other party to win anything! This is why we're flying Seaking choppers with more hours than the manufacturer even believed they could survive! Think a Ford truck with two million miles, I believe that's a fair comparison. Grr grrr!

Yes more of this guy * points to cyber* I'm also canadian 😂

Having trained alongside the Canadian,Australian and British armed forces during more than two decades of service I have to say America is in good and slightly scary allied hands.

The speed bump is turning into a flaming spike strip.

Blowing glue, ahem, glowing blue under water

That's just the Cherenkov radiation...

I agree. i was chortling pretty much the whole way through it. DIBS!

I mean they can't right now. Jordan refused because of what you state. Egypt refused (supposedly) both over that and the fear that Hamas would come with them and help out the Muslim Brotherhood (Hamas is sorta an offshoot of them).

@@malcireJordan refuses because the last time they let in a bunch of Palestine refugees said refugees tried to overthrow the monarchy. They also killed the prime minister. They also played a hand in causing the Lebanese civil war and supported saddam s invasion of Kuwait despite Kuwait hosting them. Middle eastern countries don’t want Palestinian refugees because they have been nothing but trouble.

Valid.

"Always be the first and the fastest to 'do unto others'."

Personally if you watched Exotics Channel the worst the spiders would do is snap at you if you try to take their water dishes.

Helldivers becomes reality

Giant alien spiders are no joke! I hope someone gets the reference.

They aren't the reason why, they just contributed more than their share per capita.

We just wanted to be able to let out some frustrations and do a little Live Action "Its an ugly planet, A Bug Planet!"

Russian Badger has prepared us for this with his Earth Defense Force video.

Proud of you. 👍

@@Russo-Delenda-Est thanks

yeah and i stayed at a Holiday Inn Express :)

Damn, that's impressive. Good job👍

@@virgondust5562 in this economy yes ...yes it is

Yeah we seen that movie didn't go great for that side...

@@spartan078benand that’s US this time. And as far as I can tell not even the ones everyone was expecting it to be.

​@@Hoshimaru57oh please after the orange man's run are you surprised people are getting REAL bold with their hatred and bigotry? Now these students have the right to protest. Of course they do. But that's a bit much to say. The Jewish people even want Nethanyahu out ffs.

​@@TheRibottoStudios Ignoring the fact that these are paid protesters

@@TheRibottoStudios Got a friend who'd prefer someone that actually has military skill over just power. Israel is in the right but their government needs new elections.

Kinda hard _not_ to raise a generation of idiots, when our education system has been underfunded and needing an overhaul for decades.

​@@LucanVaris *Well the DOE is unconstitutional to begin with.*

I think it's funny he doesn't realize he has the same mentality.

@@LucanVaris lol unfunded my ass they get 191 billion a year we spend 8x more than any other country yet produce shit why ?>

​@@LucanVaris Well the board of education who decides what's taught in schools and the people they hire at said schools, play a larger role than just the budget.

But he's anti-Russia as everyone should be but many Republicans aren't