He brutally destroyed any comedy potential there was

@@DyslexicMitochondria Yes haha

@@DyslexicMitochondria cool channel bro

Eric Andre did a really funny bit with that idea where he showed up at a McDonald's as drunk Ronald McDonald and started firing people

Makes me think of how in South Park, Mickey Mouse is the owner of the Disney Company

I relate to this so much,I miss the old or younger him, Ok maybe now that I think about it... it’s just weird

yeah same

looking back at wassabi productions, it was always random = funny kids content :( but what sucks is that he never evolved with everyone else! it only got more loud and random. and like you said, a cash grab :((

it really kinda hits hard and shows how much content and appeal has changed with the newer gen coming in. it’s not a bad thing per say but it’s so crazy to think abt knowing who he was before.

Yeah I remember watching him and loving his videos and it's sad to see how much he's changed. Obviously, people change and that's totally okay, but he changed in a bad way :/

this actually made me laugh lol-

how dare you

Dannies doesn’t look like a real word

This quote gives off a Moistcritikal insult vibe

@@vinescent1370 yeah

HOL UP-

I was reading this comment at the exact time he said this lol

@@jennydemetree1276 me too

*Roi

yes also its roi*

Dude I knowwwww. I remember their breaking apart to do different stuff video

@@kirastump2989 I know right it's so sad, I miss the old wassabi production most importantly Rolanda and Richard XD

wasabi productions was my favorite youtube channel way back when. then alex left, and guava juice was made. it was actually good and entertaining for a good 2 years, then he started trying to appeal to a really young audience and it ruined it. you hate to see it :/

And I love surrealism But not Salvador Dali, that guy stinks

I never watched guava juice because I knew what bad content was even as like a seven year old kid

@@A-tranQuilityit wasn't the same content 6 years ago dude

if you watched him as a child chances are you're still a child.

thankfully he used to make different content though, he literally regressed with his content lmaoo

@@alonebutkillingit guava juice yes but the wasabi channel he used to be on is ‘old’ now. 10-9 years

@@alonebutkillingitnope, i watched wassabi productions as a kid back when he was on there & i’m 19 now

You’re still a child bro

I'm frightened. Do people like this exist for real?

Ikr

Yes

Maybe that’s why parents put this on for their kids... so they take their nap xD

Idk, Danny staring at a wall talking about icecrean was pretty relatable

VEGGIE TALES

VEGGIETALES

W E E D E A T E R

Ah, a Greg of culture

A man of culture I see..

Ikr

I read this as he said it

Mi perdonas?

But that just a bunch of circles

@@geesegoose3267 that's what I said

Corkle

the good ol' days

@@ciaraevers3487 yup

oh my god, that was him? what a crying shame lol. reading the name "rolanda" was such a throwback to a memory i forgot i had of watching his videos

Me and my friend were obsessed with those videos to the point where we made ourselves looked like them and roleplayed as them

yeah i remember that it was an og iconic video

Ye it fused her labia together so I don’t blame her

And then. Made. Millions. Maybe my least favorite part.

me

Insert Bo Burnham Art is Dead quote

@@GravyTanker “have you ever been to a birthday party for children and one of the children won’t stop screaming cause he’s just a little attention attractor, when he grows up to be a comical actor, he’ll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning that every day can’t be about him, theres other people you selfish asshole” - Art is dead - Bo Burham

I feel attacked...

I thought that too

Roi

I thought no one would mention it.

i was shocked that this is the only comment i saw mentioning it!

Ya me too

He's like the kid who came out of womb in 9 days instead of 9 months. If I made content like that I'd jump off a cliff. Glad I make normal content

Like Collins key

keyword ALMOST

Sad thing he was good before he made guava juice

I’m your 333rd like😄❤️

That's why he was familiar holy crap

literally the whole reason i understood his humor was cause it was just.. wassabi humor..but worse now

Rolanda raised me😩🤚

That's... Tragic

@@maehadid9504 Roland and Richard 😩

... oof

And then they spun the case into a frivolous lawsuit done by an angry, money hungry customer

how tf do you even accidentally make a coffee that hot

her LABIA MELTED TOGETHER

@@DuckBilledAtheist it wasn’t frivolous dude. The coffee was dangerously hot and when it burned her lap, it fused the 79 year old’s genitalia together. There are pictures if you want to see and they’re pretty horrific. She just wanted McDonald’s to pay her medical expenses, estimated at $20,000. McDonald’s only offered $800 so she filed the lawsuit.

Omg YES.

That’s Michael Scott

He's Michael Scott at improv class.

@@user-rg1xq4qm9t I was just about to say that 🤣

office reference?

Is it common do they Roam the streets

@@viapatel4961 I don’t live in France so I’m not sure. They’re more like a clown is here, where I believe they are in performance shows as opposed to mines who do street performances. I’ve only really seen pierrots depicted in indoors (or tents) performances

@@viapatel4961 I just remembered a great example of a pierrott of resent years! It's a youtuber named Puddles Pity Party and he does song covers. He was even on americas got talent at one point too (or at least im pretty sure it was america's got talent)

@@realafah thank you! I just checked him out and he’s absolutely great and what he does, some really interesting stuff here

And those kids will never know the golden age of Roi on Wasabi Productions :(

I work in a school and actually have noticed a third grader watching sniperwolf, my soul died a little

I dunno, our dads and grandpas grew up watching racist, sexist, homophobic cartoons/books and plenty of people grew up watching glorified toy commercials.

At least the stuff I grew up with like “all your base” and “badger badger badger” had a sense of true randomness that had a sense of some sort of real humor in them. They aren’t the best examples but I’m thinking of newgrounds and places that had this shared sense of goofiness or irony.

I'm a kid and I think these channels are just annoying what's the point of making an entire set and not having a script it's like making a CGI movie without editing.

lol

@@DyslexicMitochondria your user 👁👄👁

@@charlotte6154 innit😭🦶🏾

WTF IS THAT PROFILE PICTURE 😭 😂 I fricking love it 😳

@@Shanzieee dr squidenchmirts

Oh he’s gone further than that-

@@krimzyn4012 yup! At least annoying Orange had/has ACTUAL jokes and not just randomness lol

@Massimo Conelli so just annoying then

@@DonutCare564 but they aren't making any more new jokes. They are all the same these days and are kinda getting sad.

Annoying guava

i wish

same lol until i saw it was an actual person

Logan! I didn't expect to see you here!

Here before it blows up lol

Logan I see u on Colleen’s comment section all the time!

He'll probably age into a child at this point

It’s because he’s eating his almonds

i can’t say this enough, la croix is the fountain of youth

Unrelated but I love your pfp

@@katherinehollis4882 I got that one

It's absolutely awful. He has an iq of a rock. If I made videos like that I'd jump off a cliff. Glad I don't

@@DyslexicMitochondria you got a cool channel bro

Ok my tiny pea brain thought you were talking about Danny for a moment i was legit about to ask what kid is watching Danny Gonzalez I'm mad stupid

@@DyslexicMitochondria exactly

Right.

ikrrr! I felt the same

That’s a good observation, I didn’t think about that

The views they get pay for those props and more

Pretty sure you hit the nail on the head!

Views on children’s content pay surprisingly well so if they are or aren’t sponsored they are still making a ridiculous amount of money

Wait you guys are airbenders

@@decimals1238 LMAO

I bet your manager is the avatar

@@jellyfishin no she said these are things that happen, so ofc their manager is Ronald McJoker.

@@polk-e-dot8177 *so ronald is the avatar*

don’t blame youtubers for poopoo peepee humor. all children think that’s comedy, even kids that don’t even know what UKposts is

@@ireadysucks3026 I think they mean the kid likes poopoo and peepee humor and they don’t even like guava I don’t think they are blaming it on youtube

@@ireadysucks3026 All children? No thank you I haven't watched Guava Juice for at least 4 years and even then I didn't like him but he has gotten significantly worse. Danny Gonzalez is the much superior option. So is Jarvis Johnson, Kurtis Conner, and Drew Gooden. But of course, those really are all the same person in disguise.

i mean, i’m 18 and fart and peepee jokes are still peak humor... this is just two people on shrooms’ hallucination

@@emmaly8993 that’s my point

jesus christ

Oh he is... thats the kinda content kids like to watch apparently. Ive seen way worse stuff in kids videos.

She was 70 too and almost died from the burns because mc Donalds had the coffee at a ridiculous hot temperature and had to sue when mc Donald's refused to pay her medical bills that she couldn't afford theres a whole episode of Adam ruins everything on it

@@charleychaplin7490 yeah, she didn’t do it on purpose, she just felt like she had to.

@@charleychaplin7490 I said the same thing in my comment, I kinda think it makes the joke better to know about that and considering how people used to talk about that woman thanks to McDonald's propaganda about her, his joke is surprisingly in good taste in my opinion, since it's the employers that are depicted as acting dumb and weird, not the woman for expecting not to be burned to death by their coffee.

‘I’M NOT GIRIY!’ Wasabi productions was the best.

@Human Centered not everyone thinks like u tho. and this is why representation matters.

@Human Centered you are probably white/caucasian etc. Not seeing people like yourself (specially in your childhood) sometimes makes you feel like it isn't your place. Same for people with disabilities, lgbtq, different body size and so on!

@@yssa1945 yes!!! For kids the most👌

At least you got the homie domics tho still

Money does that do a person sadly

I think it’s because kids entertainment is easy and a quick cash grab seeing as kids will watch anything

I remember a few years back I used to love his parody of Call Me Maybe

Yeah I remember watching Wassabi Productions with my sister and having a pretty good time. Sad how Alex is married and actually making likeable content, while Roy's doing.... this.

rolanda and richard = modern PEAK romance

You should see how he looked in high school

You should see how he looked in middle school

Now I'm just imagining all baby pictures of him looking like a full grown adult

He really is tho..

stolen joke

Fr😀🤚

I was thinking that too. Internet is a bad place for kids

if you remember back when he did the rolanda skits he didn’t sexualize her nearly as much. i think he attempted to do the same thing but it flopped lol. then again, he purposely had rolanda be ‘ugly’ and repulsive.

really bad representation of women for kids to watch tbh

@@bag.of.bones. exactly what I was thinking honestly. Starting the dehumanization and objectification early. No wonder gen z is full of misogynists.

Ugh for real! Thats why I stopped going to McDonald's. I got tired of getting burned and having coffee stains on my clothes 😒

And when I talk to the manager, I become a robot and I malfunction and Ronald fixes me! Ugh, what a horrible experience.

It happened to my mom! She got a lot of burns. She barely has any clothes without coffe burning stains. It even burned her french fires 😭✋

I stop going to McDonald after the through a coffee on my dog and he started to burn, they started to sell dog meat the next day....

McDonald's actually tried to defame an 80 year old woman who sued them for coffee burns that required a skin graft.

No-clip to the backrooms

I mean, you probably shouldn't transcend to the 5th dimension at Dunkin Donuts

Genuinely made me laugh bro. Thanks!

😂😂

Lol ikr

Right 🤦 There's so many of these nonsensical,nom comedic channels the real shitty part though is a lot of these "creators" are making some serious bank. I mean I appreciate the hussle as much as the next person but the stunts/skits and vids just feel cheap and are obviously made for a younger audience but like Danny mentioned their sets,and costumes are nice so I guess I'll give em' that.

I mean comparing this to some old smosh videos it's really not that different it just has higher production value, 11 year olds evidently just find this stuff funny no matter when they were born

If anyone ever sees my really old hangouts messages, I will die on the spot. I said "random(loch)ness(monster)" frequently and I thought it was cool. Kill me.

@@NorthernGreenEyes Stuff for kids has always been strange- PeeWee? Spongebob? Alf? The people making those were making millions too. Nothing new here.

@@maydayjanette226 poor women. She really didn't deserve it. I hope that know more people know about the truth and not the lie that she's a money hungry butt. I really hope she's doing ok.

Why do people have to take everything so negatively, he might have been defending her for all you know, but you'll find any chance to be offended. "A great joke for a children's video"? Children's cartoons contain adult references all the time, even SpongeBob for fuck sake.

I though this too! Made me think of this case immediately!

Yea but that would require him to actually care about what he makes to put any thought into it like that.

@@kd4n347 We spotted the McDonald's shill, everybody. But seriously, Guava's videos are filled with pervy borderline-racism and misogyny, mixed with random references to pop culture and news. His sketch about the woman at McDonald's was obviously a mockery of the real-life injury that the actual customer had sustained; I wouldn't be altogether surprised if he actually is sponsored by all of these businesses, because as many marketers know, you can get customers by appealing to the most malleable demographic: children. Tell'em that getting burned by coffee is a joke, and that in reality at McDonald's they'll get cool McFlurries and shit. Also, that posters point about this kind of joke being in a children's video isn't the fact that it's a reference to a real-world event, but that it is a mean-spirited mockery of a real-world event. Dunno why you're so god damn triggered about it. I didn't think I'd see the day when I'd meet somebody trying to simp for Guava Juice for all people, but you just did, so congratulations for exceeding everybody's expectations.

ong bro, as someone who drives a bus, ppl be snacking on our school buses.

@@VROOM- im the school bus and this is true

Where do y’all keep the gasoline? For um.. research.. yeah.. research.

@@Mirelurksaremyfav It’s actually in the drink machine. The reason McDonald’s sprite tastes so good is because we have a constant stream of gasoline running through all our soft drinks

I am coffee and that true

Yea they used to be my favorite youtubers in 2013 and stuff until they both separated :(

I’m pretty sure Alex wassabi quit UKposts pretty recently

Rip

I remember Guava playing Among The Sleep, that was a better time

So true

Haha yess

Who knew One Topic was a Greg

Bro his hair is fabulous

You should have seen his pineapple hair..

Like everything about him 100% genetics, the only way to get his hair is if is resting on the top of your.......

Makes sense tbh

makes a lot of sense considering how much he uploads. his characters are probably over the top to make up for the fact that the AI is shitty. he’s been on youtube for a very long time and started doing weird “trendy” content after his partner and friend left him to do other things. what he does now is very cringe but he’s making bank 🤷‍♀️

Ladies and Gentlemen, the next MatPat.

This makes a lot a lot of sense. Dang

I mean, kind of, bc AI is either self taught, or trained by humans, which might be the case if u wanna make shitty videos but also the hardest and longest to programme and it only works when many projects are handled

I hated Guava Juice the minute i saw him and his bad thumbnails on the trending page...

The only kids creator my mom lets my brother watch is blippi at this point

@@thetruth830 arguabley worse

@Tegan gotta say, I always thought he was overrated

Same it's kinda scary. All I know is my kids are gonna grow up with the good classics like Blues Clues, Dora/Diego, Ni Hao Kai-Lan, Wonder Pets, Barney, etc.

That was my favorite part.

Hey guys can I have a time stamp 😅

@@pense_6492 3:07

Tbh Danny’s “not funny”

Man*

Or the bathtub videos

Oh my god I miss those so much.

god i miss that time now its just unfunny gags and videos

Or Rolando the Explorer

I remember that

Exactly I used to love their content sm 😢

Same I always watched his content as a child all the way since him and Alex were in wassabi productions but now his content turned bad and same with his cousin 😕

Yeah I used to watch them a few years ago, eventually stopped watching... Now it just seems like they went insane??

Honestly man the things people do for UKposts “fame”

plus there are totally other things he's good at like the piano

Exactly!

Ikr

what are you 10

@@c0n5ole well, it was middle school,so yeah i was a child lmao

Same..😞🤚

I mean he did play in youtubes best demonic murder mystery escape room (or town in his case) so he should be used to demonic looking things

hahah 😂

Oh it’s you uhhh (quick say something clever) uhhh infamous swoosh more like infamous Danny I literally have no idea what to say so

Cheese

Yeah it's looking pretty fine today

ok

Nice Checkmark

Ikr and 50% of the joke is like "ohhh it doesn't look like a girl ohhh so obviously a man" it's not funny at all

Ikr they think that pretending to be a woman by wearing a wig and messy makeup will make their video "funnier"

Ehh, depends on the creator and context tbf, LongBeachGriffy does all his own characters so it makes sense for him to do the female ones too (and he's very funny) but guava juice is just dumb, like he's not even trying to make the female characters actually like women at all

The only social media people who do that I will ever respect will be professional/experienced drag queens. Most of them start off irl and make their careers more about the performance and the illusion rather than the “oh look a man with lipstick” factor UKpostsrs seem that bank on. Whatever a drag Queen is making, regardless of your stance on it, will 99% of the time be higher quality than this garbage.

@@coconutshampoo9025 not really cuz drag queens are sometimes more cringe than guava juice

ikr-

at what point?

@@jayokayyy at the pew pew point

@@balls8365 poo poo point, washington

he used to be good ngl but now i cant even-

I know right they should stop playing around and get together 🚢🚢

Its because he doesn't want to cheat on Drew

It’s because he can’t get over his wife that died in Afghanistan

@@chunkycrab7308 such a sad story 😔

slowburn 100k

If him and Alex kept doing what they were doing they could be huge I just looked up his old channel and one video has 76 million views like he had a fan base.

@@ella8070. exactly

eutu

i remember being heartbroken when they went about their own ways to do what they wanted. i was so disappointed when i found roi later bathing in orbeeze and slime. i understand he changed to fit the new demographics and “trends”, aka what the new gen of kids like to watch, but damn he lost such a solid and loyal following in the process.

@@who8518 ik it’s really disappointing

same

Same, I sang My names Rolanda for a year

Ugh yeah :/

yeah just look at what roi is doing now :sob:

same

I’m not sure how such perfection exists

The perfect hair doesn't exi-

Imagine not having his hair, cringe

Fr

my obsession with danny is growing

YEAH HAHAGTDHJ

yes.

yeah haha

Yeah

hahaha