Gareth Hale and Norman Pace do a brilliant send-up of the Yorkshire dialect and people with their "Yorkshiremen" character's, in this sketch from 1997. Here they complain about the fish they've ordered in a swanky restaurant.
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@chrisjsennett64745 років тому
A Yorkshireman took his cat to the vet. The vet asked 'Is it a tom?' The Yorkshireman replied 'No, I've brought it wi' me.'
@rosehamill71454 роки тому
I told my friend this joke she didn't get it but then again she from Liverpool
@TONYCOV8814 роки тому
Classic!
@AstoranSolaire4 роки тому
Nay, I fotched it wi' me.
@colinmacgregor87184 роки тому
Aye up lad t great one that.
@robertp.wainman40944 роки тому
Gud un - lad.
@onlineamiga4 роки тому
I'm from Yorkshire and there just isn't enough yorkshire parodies and satire out there. I want more!
@twatinahatsmith74284 роки тому
I'm a Yorkshireman and only posting this because it's free.
@zaralara40594 роки тому
You do reyt
@frankryan25054 роки тому
@@zaralara4059 ay, ees a gud UN.
@davedogge22803 роки тому
free is still not bloody good enough. them electricity bills and computa on hire purchase
@harrycday65283 роки тому
Twatinahat Smith ,Yorkshiremen are known as having deep pockets and short arms.😂😂😂
@twatinahatsmith74283 роки тому
@@harrycday6528 We call it being canny and careful, a quid in my pocket is better then a quid in someone else's.
@johnashtone71676 років тому
"I weren't far wrong" lol You can always tell a yorkshireman. But you can't tell him much ha ha
@harrycday65284 роки тому
You can take a girl out of Yorkshire ( I married one ❤️) but you can’t take Yorkshire out of a girl. ❤️
@genfisher24563 роки тому
@@harrycday6528 me favourite sayin!!!Sept it flows real well with a thick Yorkshire accent 'ye can tek lass outa Yorkshire but ya can't tek Yorkshire out lass' 🤣
@williamfoy5993 роки тому
It's like having two Geoff Boycotts!
@mantisgamer963 роки тому
Love the engineer reference from tf2 😅
@flipper23923 роки тому
@@harrycday6528 Same is said about Essex
@fincaman27 років тому
I'm a Yorkshireman and find this very funny , a Yorkshireman is a Scotsman with all the generosity taken out of him.
@tetleybitter57966 років тому
Are you trying to imply that Yorkshire men are tight?
@harrycday65286 років тому
A Yorkshireman is a Scot with his brain removed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cdkmonkey26994 роки тому
Na a Scottsman is a Yorkshire man with his brains kicked out , and my personal favourite , there wasn't a geordie until a Scottsman fucked a pig l
@ScratchySlide6 місяців тому
@@tetleybitter5796That seems to be our reputation. Still. We're nowhere near as tight as southerners.....
@limedickandrew60164 місяці тому
I've never noticed any generosity from any scotsman I've known.
@richardparker19013 роки тому
As a Yorkshireman myself, I have to admit there is a certain sort of truth in this.
@noelht14 місяці тому
I love how this is basically just Geoffrey Boycott. Especially the bit about beating up his misses
@ianmangham45704 місяці тому
😅Jeff had some nice blonde's, he'd only slap them if he'd had too much Stella 😅
@Alan_Clark3 роки тому
If you want to know about your personal failings you will find a Yorkshireman very helpful.
@enthrallingusername2 роки тому
"I'd go up to top of our stairs and beat up missus, now...." 🤣🤣
@whoknew2273Рік тому
typical night that lol
@mikesaunders47753 роки тому
A massive round of applause for all the Yorkshiremen who have come on here and not taken offence.proper grown-ups unlike so many others out there crying like bairns at the drop of a hat.
@wolfgangamadeusmozart87722 роки тому
I didn't just not take offense, I loved it. The reason is because it is an exaggeration of the truth. Micheal Macintyre's gag for example about replacing "the" with " t' " is not funny because that is not how " t' " is used, it means "to the" and "the" is replaced with an upward inflection on the end of the preceding word. No one should ever be offended if the joke is true, only if falsehood is ascribed. I find that occasionally people like having the piss taken out of them for their quirks. Also don't try to compare SJWs with mentally equipped individuals, it's an insult to the vegetables.
@ScratchySlide6 місяців тому
Teks a lot to piss off a Yorkshireman.....
@martinwilliams47596 місяців тому
I am a Yorkshire man and I love it
@mungreluk58105 місяців тому
Aye indeed it does, it teks a lorra chelp to pee us off. Nar then, where's me ukelele. 😆
@TheRealKaiProton5 років тому
As someone for north Yorkshire, I cannot stop laughing
@Bellocks17 років тому
"This plate scraper has given me enough chelp to fuel a rocket to the planet Backchat!" DED
@davidellis4853 роки тому
I have just bought some Yorkshire glue on the internet. It’s called ‘eBay gum’
@genfisher24563 роки тому
eBay gum... The place where everything's free
@danielanderson23313 роки тому
@@genfisher2456 And still won't be good enough!! Btw that'd be a really good sketch!!
@genfisher24563 роки тому
@@danielanderson2331 haha it would be... if only Hale and Pace were around doing stuff now...
@jman65875 років тому
“You, here, now”. Perfect way to address any Non-Yorkshire men.
@Unicysis4 роки тому
I’d turn round and say, “Yes. I’m, here, now . And what ?”
@lawrieparkroad4983 роки тому
Or Lordship Lane, Southwark
@frederickpurcell74783 роки тому
If Little mix were from Yorkshire they would be called Yorkshire mix 🤣
@DJW19813 роки тому
Very good, and they even managed a decent crack at the accent, which most non-natives simply cannot do!
@stephenbutler26924 роки тому
I thought he was gonna ask where's the gravy? 😆
@peterah79573 роки тому
I used to really like them back in the day and I still like them now
@joshgibson8841Рік тому
Sheffielder here, this is gold!!
@rtsharlotte7 років тому
I used to serve tea to people and half an hour they would complain it's cold! I wasn't afraid to tell them that's what happens with tea after 30 minutes
@siliconbong93863 роки тому
It puzzles me when people at a three Michelin star restaurant complaint that their food is taking time to cook.
@rtsharlotte3 роки тому
@@siliconbong9386 Ireland is terrible for people complaining about the length of time. I was told by the manager to never say "within 20 minutes" when people asked how long it would take to come out because they saw it as a long time? That's one of the big things that I see here. Over exaggerating things
@siliconbong93863 роки тому
@@rtsharlotte The over exaggeration, isn't that for a comedic effect? Great username.
@rtsharlotte3 роки тому
@@siliconbong9386 Noooo. I deal with serious complaints with guests and time when I had time to check CCTV most of the time the guest was way off. The same goes for placing orders with a waiter who then straight away puts it through the system, who then complains that they've waited 40 minutes. When we look into it its about 20 mins. I actually print a copy off to show the customer in case it escalates after I apologise about the delay. My comment above was from when I started there about eight years ago.
@peterashford78555 років тому
wonderful impressions of Geoff Boycott at Headingly, commentating the cricket, while having his lunch
@JasonJason2102 роки тому
The opening minute of this sketch is hillarious!
@markflute7214 роки тому
The risk of sounding repeti-ti-ti-ti-tive
@geoffgeoff55866 років тому
George Formby's ukulele? Oh dear he were a Lancashire lad through and through. The very soul of Wigan and Blackpool Tower!
@cassiniburtoni33655 років тому
Geoff Geoff yep...I am Yorkshire and thought were did they get that from!
@paulcoulthard86543 роки тому
@hognoxious Black Pudding more like...
@dansowerby54003 роки тому
Yeah exactly why would us Yorkshire lads would want to be linked to that shitole if a county !!;
@peterditchfield59353 роки тому
A Yorkshireman is just a Lancastrian with his pockets sewn shut....
@buttersd702 роки тому
@@peterditchfield5935 rofl. Funniest thing I've heard in ages. I'm stealing this line. :)
@johnvalentine47206 днів тому
From my own experience, this is a very flattering portrayal of Yorkshire folk!
@user-vi6wf4gh9x3 роки тому
As a Lancashire lad, I can confirm this is exactly what Yorkshire folk are like. Poor buggers! 🌹
@skankhunts423 роки тому
Yeah our hands aren’t webbed, and we don’t marry our sisters ;)
@tcollingscollings92992 роки тому
Occasionally they have to be reminded who won The War Of The Roses
@dave94012 роки тому
We have Scarborough and Whitby... You have Blackpool 😏
@steve_o3792 роки тому
Pfft yorkshires better than lancashire anyday
@michaelmather73527 місяців тому
@@dave9401we,ll swop
@Audiorevue9 місяців тому
This perfectly represents the problems I faced with customers having worked in the service industry. Oftentimes we would get people that would be infuriated for one reason or another for some sort of transgression or issue on our part, or something they had received wasn't to their liking, now of course they assumed that I knew the issue and of course usually I didn't . So instead of coming in or coming to me and simply explaining the issue calmly so that we could proceed amicably, they immediately come to me flying off the handle ready to basically punch me in the face.
@austin2842Рік тому
'Ear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. And if thee ever does owt fer nowt, Allus do it fer thee sen.
@Toby_the_Glen7 місяців тому
Outstanding!
@pauljordan44527 місяців тому
Gareth Hale reminds me of a former high school teacher from Leeds. 50 years of teaching and now he restores furniture.
@LeoDragon34Рік тому
Back in the day when no-one took offence at humour and took it for what it was……..funny!
@rtsilks8 років тому
brilliant
@GaelicMagyar10 років тому
I go to 't top of ah stairs and beat oop missus!
@spankystew3697 років тому
GaelicMagyar
@PhilbyFavourites3 роки тому
GaelicMagyar: They’ll have you barred for that sort of thinking......
@GaelicMagyar3 роки тому
@@PhilbyFavourites Nowadays, definitely!
@Steve14ps3 роки тому
Three of us from work had to go to our depot in Cleckheaton, the canteen breakfast was only £1.90, we were told a Yorkshireman would not pay more than that!
@blueyondermoto2 роки тому
How much? You wer robbed lad!
@ianwest23586 місяців тому
Hello there l just had a look at this UKposts clip.them 2 guys are very funny l thought thay did a great job doing the clip...l live in Sheffield sinse 1998 l am from South East London l all found the Yorkshire people really nice very nonest but great sense of humor them 2 guys really done a good job doing the Yorkshireman.l have been in Sheffield 24 years .now l love the banter and makes my night ....lan west
@yogastudiostore292 роки тому
Legends!
@annacarter6559Рік тому
Well, there is low-class everything but most of Yorkshire is full of hard working, very polite, gentle men and women.
@adamk19244 роки тому
These guys were so ahead of time with there comedy
@JRealkkk3 роки тому
Sadly with the state of the world and all the permanently offended pussies and cancel culture we live in, the show probably would be considered to risqué in current climate which is sad. They were absolutely brilliant
@harrycday65286 років тому
Hear all ,see all, say nought. Eat all,sup all, pay nought. If tha does something for nought, dose it for tha sen.
@albion19494 роки тому
It's 'nowt'!
@twatinahatsmith74284 роки тому
and something is owt.
@gutworm6864 роки тому
Hear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. If tha does owt for nowt, does it for thisen.
@thomasbrinkley94303 роки тому
@@gutworm686 Thisen
@gutworm6863 роки тому
Thomas Brinkley sorted. Thanks.
@daithiobeag3 роки тому
See Hale & pace -Yorkshire Airlines 'n all 😆
@RandomRoss8 років тому
Yeah that pretty much sums us up.
@scarystuff15343 роки тому
"Yow ere naw!" 😂
@diomedes87913 роки тому
It seems to me as if Yorkshire folk are suffering from both superiority AND inferiority complex simultaneously LOL
@paulfrancisgates12184 роки тому
Hale and place classic 😀
@eldoncollins72543 роки тому
Brilliant.
@cp45126 місяців тому
A Yorkshire man is just like a Scot, only without the generosity 😂
@ShaSha-ur3nf4 роки тому
I am a foreigner accidentally landed in Bradford. Had to learn that language for another couple of years.
@marcmaddock99804 роки тому
Yeah Urdu is quite a difficult language to learn
@brismike563 роки тому
Bradfordistan is an entirely different accent, kind of a combination of Punjab and Yorkshire.
@BlueSummers101Місяць тому
@1:04 spoken like a true Yorkshire man XD
@tonymccaul7159Рік тому
Yorkshire airlines my favorite, going to watch it now, again.🤣🤣🤣
@kingcurry6594Місяць тому
Aye, wi' Capt Boycott.
@timothynoble8164 роки тому
Dickie Bird once said; 'Don't lend Geoffrey any money....You'll never get it back!
@tizz196911 років тому
Chelp had more than one clip round the ear for chelping at mi mam ...... She never missed :-)
@StevieObieYTРік тому
Ha!Ha! Yeah... And I thought us Irish were sarcastic. These Yorkshire lads take the biscuit altogether 😂
@peterdavies29602 роки тому
Uncle Vernon and Professor Algebrain are great at speaking Cockney 😂
@joegardiner42203 роки тому
You, here , now ! Hahaha
@kylewilliams57614 роки тому
Great Puddings.!!!
@ABCDEF-yf4yu2 роки тому
Gareth Hale is a Yorkshireman, he is from Hull, but Norman Pace is a Brummie from Dudley.
@johnstevenson17093 роки тому
Mi grandma used to genuinely say 'ey by gum giddy aunt fanny go t'foot of our stairs'
@BrianNolan-wz9lj3 місяці тому
A little lad was sat on a bridge crying his eyes out, when a copper came along ,''what's up son,''he said ''Me mates fell in t't river, with that the copper stripped off and jumped in ,after 20 minutes ,he climbed out, covered in mud, ''i'm sorry sonny, i can't see him, how did he fall in'', the little boy replied '' i was just taking a bite of me sandwich ,and it slipped out''.
@bombercommand71875 років тому
His is so correct,
@KentDonaldson3 роки тому
Eee that’s Champion!
@jameslaw37403 роки тому
What a great way to get a free meal, so much for the cockroaches in a pill bottle for a free meal. Have to love this English humor.👍 👍 🇨🇦
@Someloke88959 років тому
Ee, this is a grand sketch, ey like
@katieweatherson86914 роки тому
I understand this, my Aussie friends dont understand a word of it. So I have started to talk like this. I miss Leeds and Yorkshire
@luxpursuits4 місяці тому
They should tho - if they watch Ashes cricket and listened to Boycott/Bumble commentary.
@philgraham82133 місяці тому
(George Formby was from Lancashire).
@andykay3149Місяць тому
I'm Sheffield Born and Bred and love it when People take Piss out of our Accent and Ways. If you can't have a Bloody good laugh at Yourself then whats the Point of Being on this Earth. I want more
@manoo4225 років тому
A say wor a like an a like wor a bloody well say...
@finlaybiddlesden16963 роки тому
George Formby was from Lancashire...
@tvtimes64747 років тому
These guys were around 30 years ago and they brought shock comedy to British TV they were way way way ! ahead of their time, They microwaved a live cat On there Sunday night prime time show, it was a stunt but the British public did not see it that way, they had some protection from the special branch (armed police ) as they and their families had many death mainly from the animal liberation front Who acted like a poor man's IRA and were really pissed off ! After the sketch was broadcast on national television Their next show that was broadcast the following Sunday had record viewing figures. Around 15 million Where they reacted this stunt this time with his week old baby son Just stopping short of placing his son into the microwave and smiling at the camera before the sketch ended. They were very naughty boys, Forget Monty Python these guys took it to a another level and really pushed the envelope. Parents used to make sure that the small children with tucked up in bed by 10 pm before they went downstairs to indulge in watching the show I can still hear them now Pissing their selves with laughter.
@Hellwyck7 років тому
Their
@stevenwebb3634Рік тому
Geoff Boycott and Dicky Bird going for dinner
@khaajproductions7243 роки тому
Wakefield im from like i love watching corrie
@BBrooksMr13 років тому
@KrisCavernoff No I don't sadly, but I know which one you mean. :-) I'm pretty sure that someone else has uploaded that sketch on here.
@alanwann93185 років тому
Watch Yorkshire airlines.
@leedsman544 роки тому
That is a classic.
@flipper23923 роки тому
And George Whitebread.
@owenmills35173 роки тому
flipper don’t be a puff, eat whitebread
@VentrueCapital11 років тому
'Tis "sod" not "sword," ye bloody sot! Nah, sod off quick, 'fore ah give 'ee back o' me 'and an' front o' me trousis!
@steveburgess97094 роки тому
In Cleethorpes, the Yorkies are known as ‘comforts....... “they ‘come for weekend”!
@Sameoldfitup9 років тому
Yorkshiremen
@jayhickey50124 роки тому
Accurate.
@billybabu3 роки тому
Yorkshire Aye. How much!
@royfearn43453 роки тому
I must be an honorary Yorkshireman; I'm from Derbyshire and I'm forever asking in a pained voice, " 'Ow much??!!!"
@billybabu3 роки тому
@@royfearn4345 I was working in South Yorkshire many years ago and had a falling out with my colleague because of this 🙈
@timothy7901103 роки тому
Is this where Mike Myers got "Head, pants now!" from for "so i married an axe murderer"?
@rnstoo13 роки тому
George Formby was from Lancashire. Jest sayin'
@nooki11023 роки тому
Pretty much every pom. The best of England was dropped of to Australia 200 years ago
@davidholgate1233 роки тому
The last time I went to Australia, it looked like you could be walking around in Asia! The Australian culture (if they ever had one) completely diluted and hardly an native Aussie in sight!
@shadow_realm473 роки тому
@@davidholgate123 new Zealand land has a better " culture " than the Aussies but there's is a one built on being a wuss.
@davidholgate1233 роки тому
@@shadow_realm47 NZ is better than Australia in every way.
@borisrobinson3 роки тому
Scott, whinge much??
@brismike563 роки тому
@@davidholgate123 Some parts of Australia are like that, some parts are not. You just need to know where to go. It is a big place.
@dalehiggins2443 роки тому
Brat'ford West Yorkshire int houseeee 👍
@paulritchie58683 роки тому
Bradfordstan still in Yorkiland then..
@wigster60010 років тому
HAPPY YORKSHIRE DAY! :D
@cassiniburtoni33655 років тому
Wigster600 Happy Yorkshire day back to you in 2018 😃
@harrybarker43706 років тому
Up the YRA
@tinajaneoxnam30515 років тому
Now why can't the HMV record shops sell Hale & pace?.
@williamthebutcherssonprodu2275 років тому
As a Yorkshire man, I understand everything
@tetleybitter57965 років тому
As a Yorkshireman, I also understand what they're saying, but their behaviour isn't close to reality.
@ianbee49742 роки тому
That's because it's called humour!
@mungreluk58105 місяців тому
I think without realising it, sometimes I do often say the ehh ehh after a sentence lol. But at least I don't repetitively keep tapping my plate with a knife!. 😀
@CuteMcBeauty12 років тому
More lip than Mick Jagger with a fat lip?? HAHAHAHAH
@PhilUKNet4 місяці тому
I'm sure the sartorial similarity to Boycott is purely coincidental.
@luxpursuits4 місяці тому
🤣
@yorkieelliot24873 роки тому
Where's batter on't Fish?!
@theunknownstuntman40103 роки тому
People saying about accents on here, do know Gareth Hale is from Hull
@frankmurphyburr35986 років тому
two Geoffrey Boycots
@rosihantu17 років тому
Geoffrey Boycott
@Bellocks17 років тому
rosihantu1 especially the attire and line about beating up his missus
@arnofthenorth.71544 роки тому
Geoff Boycotts not a real yorkshireman, hes a plastic yorkshireman.
@arnofthenorth.71543 роки тому
@MrNorthernSol true yorkshireman would never never support a team from Lancashire (as it was then) .
@garynewton1263Рік тому
Geoffrey Bloody Boycott would not be half proud o' this!
@topcat46434 роки тому
Brilliant...they were the 2 new Ronnies...
@peanuts21054 роки тому
Nowt outside of Yorkshire
@michael106625 років тому
I am a Yorkshire man
@VentrueCapital11 років тому
Eh, bah goom!
@keengro37405 років тому
george formby was lancashire not yorkshire....just sayig
@drumnbassdan4 роки тому
George formby is a proper Yorkshire thing to say tho... just saying
@chrisjsennett64745 років тому
I'm a Yorkshireman and I do speak a bit like that. However, I do know about grammar, and the word 'characters' in the publisher's comment shouldn't have an apostrophe. So there.
@craigcapstick23392 роки тому
At last am talking to organ grinder not monkey. Killed me and I'm Yorkshire born and bread spot on
@russellwilliams10716 років тому
Or as wi sa yorkshire...why shud tha be happy....!!